Stat me, /tg/

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>>54043563
Naw, Mongo straight.

>>54043563
The sheriff who is a BONG

>>54043563
STR: 8
DEX: 13
CON: 7
INT: 8
WIS: 14
CHA: 16

>>54043563
'scuse me while i whip this out

"Are we awake?"
"I'm not sure, are we black?"
"Yes we are."
"Then we're awake, but very puzzled."

>>54043563
My favorite Mel Brooks film.

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Now stat me

>>54043883
He was able to pull himself out of quicksand, strength should be at least 10. Charisma should be higher too, maybe 17.

>>54044280
Hedey Lamarr
Str-8
Dex-12
Con-10
Int-15
Wis-14
Cha-18

>>54043700

What did you say? The sheriff is near?

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>>54044486
HedLEY! HedLEY!

>>54044502
No, The sheriff is a N- BONG

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>>54044523
Sorry I need to get my eyes checked, here is the corrected version:

Heedy Laymer
Str-8
Dex-12
Con-10
Int-15
Wis-14
Cha-18

>>54044305
Strength has nothing to do with quicksand. If you get yourself horizontal, it's easy.

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>>54043563
Are you insane? Can't you see this man is a nit?

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>>54043563

Shvartses! Hosti gezen in dayne lebn? They darker than us! Oof!

NEVER MIND THAT SHIT HERE COMES MONGO

Ay where da white wimmen at?

6 Performance (Jesse Owens)

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>>54043883
Class?

and alignment?

>>54046061
Alignment is chaotic good obviously.
Class i would say fighter profiency on hand to hand fighting.

>>54043883
>INT: 8

Seems kind of biased, anon.

If anything, it's his wisdom that should be a problem, not his intelligence, as he kept doing unwise things because he was driven by pride or resentment or whatever and getting himself in trouble.

>>54046455
He struck me as more clever than knowledgeable most of the time.

>>54046512
Maybe so, but he never struck me as below-average, either. At all.

>>54046156
All that performance he does? That dude's a bard, buddy.

>>54046536
>>54046512
I mean, he knew how to play chess. He could read and write with above-average skill. He knew enough about foreign countries like Germany to make schnitzel jokes.

That's at least a solid 10, dude, at least in my book.

>>54046536
Fair enough. Those stats might be a little low across the board, then.

>>54046536
He and the Kid were far and away the most intelligent people in town, by a wide margin. Of course, seeing the competition, that might not be saying a lot.

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>>54045546
candy-gram for mongo

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>>54043563
Hold it, or the Stat man gets it.

>>54044249
"We could play chess...or screw."
"Let's play chess!"