What would be the "tastiest snack" for a dragon?

I'm pretty sure the traditional answer is virgins or princesses or something along those lines, but there's probably better options

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>>54042281
A smaller dragon. Dragons are rampant cannibals, which is why juvenile dragons rarely linger in the territories of their elders.

>>54042433
Mortal propaganda.

>>54042281
>is virgins or princesses

Of what race?
Humans are too small?

>>54042433
This, but to add to that: the offspring of their newly won harem, fathered by the previous alpha.

>>54042281
Something
>Fatty/greasy as I don't see Dragons caring for sweets
>A high meat/bone or chitin ratio so it can just take big ol' bites without getting nothing but bone/shell
>Something that won't pose any threat or be able to escape easily

So this means some kind of sedentary creature, maybe a Froghemoth? They're rather strong compared to humanoids, but a Dragon could just fry it from outside it's reach.

Other options are a Giant Ant or other hive insect queen or mundane Hippopotamuses, because even as brutal as they are to mundane creatures I don't see them being a threat to a full grown d&d-type dragon.

>>54042281
Gold belonging to another dragon.

Duh.

>>54042281
Depends on the setting

>>54042281
>Tastiest snack...
No one suggests a spice merchant's packhorse...still loaded with the pack

>>54042281
Probably beef.

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>>54042281
A few pellets of Dust of Dryness

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>>54043093

Wow. Nice choice.

>>54043116
For once a frogposter wasn't dumb. Because that image is exactly what will happen to the dragon.

>>54042613
Go fuck your dragon dildos

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>>54042281
One of those giant stereotypical looking hunks of meat. The ones with the bone sticking out of both ends. Like this.

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>>54043920

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>>54043971
>>54042281
Also, blue meat.

>>54043991
>giving a dragon the ol' sleepy chicken

works for my kids too

>>54042281
Boars/pigs of some kind. Like bacon bits once you roast them.

>>54043920
>what if Luffy was a dragon

>>54043991
Post it.

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>>54042281
Lucky Hyena. The foot is the best part of the elephant.

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>>54042281
this picture is fake
that would all be bone

>>54048341
It doesn't look like all bone even in your diagram.

>>54047429
Are all dragons not carnivorous? Every dragon is Luffy

>>54043093
>gambling with meat and random spices
Disgusting. Unless the dragon can smell what spices it has on it I doubt it'd be willing to risk a horrid meal.

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>>54042281
another dragon's cock/pussy
Really, though, probably a pig or cow raised for its meat, since it'd be raised specifically to be tasty.

Or, if dragons can taste more conceptual things (sort of as spices, I guess), there's always the traditional virgin princess for a dragon who enjoys the taste of purity and beauty, or some challenging (but not *too* challenging) adventurers for those whose palates prefer bravery and strength.
This little guy likes how elation fizzes on his tongue, which is why he's excitedly fleeing towards his "owner" from the people whose dog he just devoured.

>>54042281
How is the heyena not lying dead from radiation poisoning yet?

>>54043129
Is that a loss? I don't think it's a loss. But... is it?

>>54043991
Oh dear god I remember that one.

Dont dragons only eat treasure..?

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>>54052491

>>54051379
No different from grabbing a late night shawarma after a few beers!

>>54048341
Do you not see the large bone in the top?