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Name 1 monster that makes a better wife than the Yochlol.

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Name 1 monster that makes a better wife than the Yochlol.

You can't.
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>>54028087
Shortstack goblin
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>>54028087

Warhammer 40k Daemonette, Khornate, of course.
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>>54028160
>not nurgle
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>>54028228
I don't want twenty six different forms of AIDS anon.
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>>54028087

Pretty sure Kitsune count as monsters.
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>>54028235
Yeah but if you're faithful to nurgle you'll be immune to aids
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Selkies or those beautiful trolls with a hollow back.
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>>54028087
>Name 1 monster that makes a better wife than the Yochlol.

>Yochlols appear as tentacled blobs of melted wax and continually emit a foul stench. They also have the power to change their shapes—usually to a comely drow female or to a spider (usually a black widow). They can also change themselves into a gaseous form, allowing their unknowing victims to inhale them, and then suffocating them.

Checks out
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>>54028429
>sexy elf
>slime girl for cuddling
>spider for getting real freaky
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>>54028087
Neutronium golem, because of dat mass
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>>54028262
They go in my monsters folder, they're monsters.
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>>54028087
A real woman.
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>>54028564
Oh come on, what are the odds of someone from /tg/ getting one of those?
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>>54028429
>>54028496
>They can also change themselves into a gaseous form
Imagine not vaping your waifu.
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>>54028564
Where do you think you are?
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>>54028524
How the fuck does one fight this thing?
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>>54028724
>How the fight does one fuck this thing?

FTFY
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>>54028598
See pic
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>>54028087
Selkie you dumb nigger
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>>54028262
Kumiho are better.
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>>54028564
Yep, that's a monster alright.
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>>54028087
>You can't
Then why ask the question? This thread is as pointless as a soup spoon.
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