What are some weapons that cannot be beautiful?

Fists

>>54026876
Ballista
Crossbows

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>>54026958

Fists can be beautiful

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>>54026980

I'll grant you that there has never been a sensual Ballista, but the same cannot be said of crossbows!

A garrote.

>>54026876
Nerve gas, because you can't see it.

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>>54026980
>Crossbows

>>54026876
conscripted slave mercenaries

>>54026876
Orcish weapons (Tolkien).

>>54027246
>Janissaries

>>54027201
Depends if it is truely invisible, but even so you could mix in some pretty colored compounds in the gas.

Really the question leads to an argument over what is beauty.

Basically, any physical wepon can be made beautiful with ornimentation or quality craftsmanship. You have to start pushing for conseptual weapons... which are hard.

>>54026876
Your love

>>54027583
Mnemonic virus that edits victims to find it ugly?

>>54027614
Might still be conceptually beautiful to those who haven't been afflicted though.

>>54027029
Anon I barely even go to /k/ and I'm insulted and disgusted by that thing

>>54026876
The male genitalia

>>54027698
t. Feminist

>>54027698
Naw, man. Just add some tassels. Turn that 6-inch python into Macho Man Randy Savage!

>>54026876
A club.

>>54027787
>6 inches
They get that big?

>>54027801
Deeply unsettling.

>>54026876
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder so there is no answer you fucking idiot

>>54026990

No

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>>54027885
>Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

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>>54027201
That is a thing of beauty.

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>>54027614
>virii
>not beautiful

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>>54028032
Memetic weapons are always beautiful, because that's the whole point.

And remember to praise the new one or you'll perish in the ash cloud.

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>>54027201

>>54027267
paint them green (Elder scrolls)

>>54028067
GOOD LUCK, YELLOWSTONE-CHAN!

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>>54028067
I love you, Yellowstone-chan!

>>54026876
Mace (Spray, not bludgeon).

>>54026876
Me

>>54027128
Diamond monofilament catching the sun in a rainbow of colors. Next?

>>54028067
GOOD LUCK, YELLOWSTONE-CHAN!

>>54027801
Anon...

>>54026876
Bombs.
Nuclear weapons. Cones and spheres are ugly.

>>54026876
A lot of weapons purposely made to maim or intimidate are not beautiful. For example, someone could purposefully make their daggers rusty so that they poison whoever they hit, which will also make the dagger ugly.

>>54026990
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o soto gari doesnt use "fists"

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>>54027224
How does this work exactly?

>>54026876
Biological weapons

>>54026876
The brown note.

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>>54029014
but the clouds they make are most beautiful

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>>54029014
you take that back

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>>54026958
Fists can be adorned like anything else

As one can see beauty in violence, wouldn't that automatically make very weapon beautiful in a way?

>>54031151
what if it's a really ineffective weapon?

>>54031155
The contrast and ineffective flailing of it's user make it beautiful too

>>54026876
Hunga Munga

No amount of filigree can make those bastards pretty.

>>54026876
Ugly words.

Pic related
These are way too funny to be beautiful
Even a master-crafted, gilded and jeweled example of this will always be funnier than it is beautiful

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>>54032043
Excuse my retardation
Pic related, as I was saying

>>54032055
>Putting balls on your dagger for literally fucking them up

>>54026876
Is that shotgun a GW sculpt? Because it is fug uckly.

>>54028067
GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE - CHAN!

A Cudgel

A prison shank

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Sling

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>>54032343
>implying this isn't aesthetic as fuck

>>54029014
I disagree https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fo48YpNOesQ

>>54027029
how does this even work?

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>>54032113
Yeah nah

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>>54026958
the fuck are you talking about?

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>>54032788
It's a bullet crossbow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLiCIm8pyyc

Here's one without the curve, but with a built-in spanning lever.

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>>54032870

My God, it's beautiful.

>>54028067
Good luck Yellowstone-chan!

I love you Yellowstone-chan!

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>>54031898
Came here to post this.

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>>54026990
>>54032870

>>54033234

Parts of it are beautiful, but not the whole.

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>>54027267
Uruk-Hai swords were boss, though.

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>>54032506
I really want to see a video of what that looks like in use.

I be it makes a really satisfying whoosh.

>>54028067
=="GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE-CHAN"==

>>54028067
GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE-CHAN!
HAVE A BLAST!

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>>54032303
>implying this isn't rad

>>54028067
BLOW ALREADY YOU SLUT

>>54032087
>have to cradle balls while you stab

>>54033234
>trust no one not even yourself.png

>>54033858
I believe it's a throwing weapon. All the points and stuff are meant to increase the likelihood of hitting something

>>54028067
Please kill indescriminately and without mercy Yellowstone chan, may your ash finally bring us together in mourning and death.

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>>54028067
Yellowstone-chan is the best waifu.
Good luck Yellowstone-chan!

>>54028067
Are you guys trying to kill me, I live in Colorado

>>54033858
Kek

Concentrated sugar.

>>54028067
GOOD LUCK, YELLOWSTONE-CHAN!

>>54027800
Give me a knife and one day with nothing to do - the club will have an epic battle engrave on it.

So ironically club is one of easiest ones to make beautiful.

>>54026990
Too bad Aikido is basically just LARPing. If you actually want to learn how to throw people you should do Judo.

>>54026876
All weapons are beautiful. They only lose their lustre when they become out dated and get replaced

>>54034170
you've never seen a beautiful marzipan?

>>54028067
I'm in the UK. Bring it, bitch. Indirect problems will definitely be a thing, but direct attack? I'd like to see you try.

>>54026876
Punji pits.

>>54028067
GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE-CHAN

>>54030936
The string is missing so it's a bit hard to see, but there's a slot along the sides of the rear half of the barrel that the string travels along to propel the bullet down the barrel.

>>54028067
GOOD LUCK, YELLOWSTONE-CHAN!

>>54028067
>GOOD LUCK, YELLOWSTONE - CHAN
>I love you YELLOWSTONE - CHAN

>>54027801
Not for most people.

>>54027801
Yeah, mine's easily six inches wide. Not long though. It's like a tuna can.

>>54028067
Good luck, Yellowstone-Chan!!!

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>>54028067
>that feel when /tg/ has given her more responses than even /pol/ did
Oh god, what have I done?

An hypothetical weapon designed around the notion of horrifying and demoralising an enemy with its appearance, as it becomes more effective when their abdominal and neck muscles are tensed. Dunno if anything like that exists, but that would be pretty much the only one, since it is literally reliant on being ugly.

>>54027224
Oh hey, it's that one light bogan from Monster Hunter.

>>54032055
>the dagger that looks like a dick is called a dirk

>>54045125
So... OP.

>>54026876
magical girls

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>>54044214

>>54026876
Sock full of small change. Or a bar of soap.

A weapon isn't beautiful because its embroidered, or because it has artistic engraving. A weapon is beautiful because it kills and/or disables quickly, efficiently, and effectively. Even a folding chair used to beat people is better than a a beautiful sword left on display without an edge.

>>54044214
Look, if there's one thing /tg/ likes, it's a neat setting. Ashen Post Apocalypse caused by Yellowstone exploding is a pretty neat one.

>>54045341
Makes sense for you to disparage things without an edge

>>54027224

I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS

>>54026876
Medusa-head flail.

>>54026876
Ugly weapons

>>54045531
>I'm a 9th level Tautologist.

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>>54028067
How exactly is that gonna work m8, the red circles don't even touch the coasts while flyover country gets buttfucked royally, and there's no guarantee famine will wipe out any particular ethnicity

C+ needs work

>>54045553
>TFW right outside the secondary ash zone

perfect country for supervolcanos

>>54028067
GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE - CHAN!

Honestly, just get it over with. People in west Tennessee have practically turned to cannibalism already.

>>54028067
GOOD LUCK YELLOWSTONE - CHAN!

>>54028067
I already have a nigger survival bunker stocked with so much shit. I have maybe-legal defenses also, so anything short of military action will probably be fine by me.

>>54032343
nah man there is all kinds of way you can weave or braid one
you could make a fancy looking one

>>54033234
Mall ninja shit count as actual weapons?

>>54026980
False

>>54045553
The ash cloud will also plunge Earth into a mini-ice age. THAT is sure to cause a global food shortage.

>>54045341
confirmed for never having been hit with an unsharpened sword

shit hurts nigga

>>54026876
Your mother.

>>54034445
I believe you shouldn't underestimate Aikido. Now I know you may be thinking, "Why take a weakling martial art like Aikido seriously when I am learning Kendo?" I can see why you would think that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Kendo?

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a Kendoka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw men and do strikes, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing tsuki, and he grabbed past it to my wrist and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

>>54051529
Sounds like a level 1 character story.

>>54051529
Nice pasta.

>>54045553
Anon that image is the "Best possible scenario" There's lava flows in southern Nevada and Utah from prior eruptions. And in all likelihood the actual ashfall would be on the entire US.

Shit just look at the global damage Krakatoa and Tambora did, or how Eyjafjallajökull shut down air travel and they were fucking tiny compared to the Yellowstone caldera.