What do Necrons do all day?

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>>54026302
Fuck with the younger races.

>>54026302
Sleep.
That or slowly take over the world and turn it into a massive tomb.

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>>54026302

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>>54027021

>>54027021
>>54027035
What are these from?

>>54027371
Lords of Borsis.

>>54027035
>>54027021
I must have missed a ton of Newcron lore. This reads completely alien to me.

>>54026302
Shitpost.

>>54027035
So wait.... are they alive in this?

>>54027992
Bots I think.
Wine might have a techno-virus in it or something

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>>54028045

But they have expressions. The kind you need a squishy meatface to use.

And why even have the wine? Why was he hoping he'd drink it? To what end?

pic related

>>54027992
>>54028045
They still go through the formality of dining as the shadows of their memories resonate in their husks. Zahndrekh is famous for it.

Yes, a techno-poison I believe.

>>54027992
No, some of them like the guy talking about the poison are insane and think that they are still flesh and blood.

The poison dude tries to stab the bad guy Necron with a poison dagger in the finale but is shocked when it does nothing. The bad guy cron just gives him a "really?" stare and then tells the Judicator that these Lords are nuts and that he should Overlord which the Judicator agrees with.

>>54028090

He's the one confused about whether or not he's a 60million year old robot?

>>54028068
Necron make poses and signs in order to express themselves.

>>54028106
Yea. And has the bad-ass body guard Obyron.

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>>54028167

>>54028192
If only the heraldry was Necrontir on the flag and cape.

7/10

>>54028281
Better watch it or you're gonna find a lot more monoliths behind lampposts

>>54028315
What I'm hearing is we both field Zahndrekh and whoever deep strikes, triggers a deep strike that triggers a deep strike that triggers a deep strike...

>>54028465
Set up a diorama of it and tell people the game is still happening.

>>54027021
>>54027035
>>54028102
>all that decadence
>all that majesty
>all that craziness

Necrons are the best faction and you cannot convince me otherwise.

>>54028860
Every Necron story has someone trying to stab one only to find out that their cutlery of choice does nothing to them.

No, go ahead, read 'em all. I'll wait.