What animal would you say /tg/ is most like?

>>54024549
Rat

Actual rats, not meme rats

>>54024549
Ferrets. Pissed off fuckers that smell like Shit and hate everything.

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>>54024549
Otters

Rats

>>54024549
I think we're more like Noah's Ark than any single animal. Except everyone broke out of their cage, and someone put drugs in the drinking water, half the animals are rutting or in heat and none of them is particularly concerned with who or what they fuck, the other half are disgusted and want nothing to do with that and would much prefer to paint elaborate murals with their own feces. The captain is drunk and runs around randomly hitting things with a stick.

Chihuahua. Bark, yap, and shriek at literally anything.

>>54024549
Humans

>>54024549
Raccoons. We're pretty smart, but are perfectly willing to trudge through shit all day in the hope of finding something nice once in a while.

>>54024549
Crows, we gang up in groups, mob people we don't like, and try to pick the best stuff out of what we find.

>>54024549
Hedgehogs. They like to froth their shit up and smear it all over themselves.

>>54024980
This is by far and above the most accurate description of /tg/, and a good deal of boards besides.
There's also a vocal contingent of animals that repeatedly bleat that other animals are rutting or painting fecal murals doublewrongbadly, but the captain seems to have trouble hitting them hard enough with the stick.