Who's chopping onions in here?
The easiest way to turn a shitty campaign not-shit is to force your PCs to adopt a child.
>>54022602
>slice of life childrearing roleplay
>not shit
also:
>rollplayers not just taking the kid to the nearest orphange or killing it for the 1XP anyway
>>54022948
>Rollplayers kill the orphan for 1 XP
>Decide to punish them by presenting them with a new orphan who's actually a silver dragon in disguise
>She kills two partymembers, but the survivors slay her and get mad EXP
>They then proceed to slaughter orphanage after orphanage because that silver dragon loli gave them much better EXP than plot-relevant enemies
>>54022948
Last time DM did this I set up the conditions for a slaymate partner. As per the Book of Vile Darkness film, they make great Cock-socks.