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Galactic Federation:Perfected BBQ Edition

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>>54008961
Apologies,was resetting the Assembly communication line.I am Carter,of the Carnem Wastes.
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>>54009051
YOU FUCKED IT UP.
NOW EVERYTHING'S ON FIREEEEEEEEEE
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Should I call in the boys in red? I'm ready to fuck up some Perfected too. The Horde will have to wait.
>Puts on his combat armor and racks a combat shotty
Let's fuck em up boys lock and load!!
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>>54009085
What?
Weren't you just talking to this big titan?
>Carter points at the gigantic thing,which has now fallen asleep.

I think the Core is down the tunnel with the symbols.Would be worth a try.
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>>54009139
I mean.we killed the entire okanet and complex ourselves,I think.
Any Perfected fleets flying close to our coordinates?We may have alerted them,what with our slaughtering their Harvest World and Cire Facility.
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>>54009051
>>54009149
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdfhEy6TwqM
>"Spinning up MAC round."
>the tank sized bullet annihilates the top of the complex.
>"Well yah comin?"
"It's go time guys Mr.Bybbles well help us now!"
>The titan lays and hand out,
"Carter he's talking to you."
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>>54009139
Tell those humies to slide through Admiral.
And tell them to affix bayonets before the battle this time.
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>>54009203
Okay.
>Carter grabs Beally and gets on the hand.

So,where's this Core?You could throw us to it.
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>>54009245
>Jameson, get up front with that flame thrower you limp wristed fuck now double time!!
>Bayonets are affixed and with a certain relish the Admiral draws his sword and auto pistol following Carter and Beally forwards
>>54009180
Well I have a stealth cruiser but other than that we should try to be sneaky as possible. That or we'll just have to fire the Andronian into the enemy flagship from one of the mass drivers and hope that will scare the rest of the fuckers off.
>Pauses for dramatic effect
And yes I'm being serious.
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>>54009294
>The titan replys full of mirth.
>"Throowww youuu? Har Har."
>"I am a titanic weapons platform remember?"
>"Not some girl's joke telling grandpaaa."
"Yes you are old man, you blew up an entire battle fleet alone!"
"I remember you used me as ammo!"
>>54009361
I need you to position your men behind Mr.Bybbles and good call firing me into the enemy ship captain, Boarding actions are my bread and butter.
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>>54009203
In atmosphere?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mZjqDnfMzX4
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>>54009400
Exactly, one way to get their attention,
Just wait till you see his volcano cannon.
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>>54009392
Nah have Jameson go up front. He has a flamer and nobody fucking likes him anyways.
>Sir,you don't like me?
Shut the fuck up Jameson let's move out. And I remember that. Shane you never saw combat against the Conclave in the words of one of my captains:"shit was cash".
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>>54009392
>>54009361
I know you're serious.It's not that ridiculous.Try to hold off any Perfected that arrive.

So,Beally,are we destroying that Core or what?Bybbles could blow it up,if we found it.

>Carter absentmindedly roasts a Perfected limb on an Insta-Fire and chews on it.
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Hello federation, how can I help?
>as usual the vex distorts slightly indicating astral presence.

I have stopped hurting now
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>>54009447
Karl,are you coming in drop pods or boarding the enemy ships?
Ooc
So,is there currently a fleet battle going on,while we are destroying the Core?No rules are needed if it is,this is just RP after all.
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>>54009447
"Sorry Jameson but I'm sure Mr.Bybbles would allow you to ride on that child sized skull near his house sized foot that we should definitely not garrison.."
>>54009466
"Well Mr. Bybbles I need you to activate protocol firestorm
>>54009481
No we legit snuck in through a box.
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>>54009476
>Carter fiddles with his device
Karl,can you move my Vox closer to my new communicative tumor?I heard a voice.
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>>54009490
Beally,tell me when you see the core.Bybbles can try and destroy it,but if that doesn't work we'll just blow it up from the inside.
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>>54009503
THAT IS ME
> childish amusement dances through the box, followed by a short butts of repeating static. It seems to be laughing

How can I help?
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>>54009503
>>54009517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UEQQzrfbSc
"YES MR. BYBBLES, SHOW THESE UNBELIEVERS THE MIGHT OF THE IMPERIUM OF MANNN."
>those words escape Beally's mouth too quickly for her to catch them.
"FIRE THE VOLCANO."
>Beally starts to jump around giddy with joy.
"FIRE THE VOLCANO CANNON!"
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WE DID IT!!
H-HOLY SHIT!!
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>>54009548
Oh.
So,I assume you are another Vox entity?Like Vox himself?Wow,you guys are gonna need to be roommates,I guess.

I'm happy I switched from vox service this morning.Two people listening on my conversation is wierd.
So,what are you?
>>54009561
>>54009578
Kill them all!
>In the distance,a gigantic device is seen.Massive and swarming with Perfected.
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A quick silence for all who died during battle.
Jameson you will be missed.
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>>54009617
>in a couple of seconds the Object is gone,
However the true fight begins, as every Perfected ship makes a beeline for their homeplanet..My homeplanet.
>>54009447
Admiral that ship, we need to make our escape oh and do you have room for Mr.Bybbles, I don't want to leave him here to die alone, at least not here.
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>>54009617
I am astral, I don't know WHAT I am but I remember running, flashing slipping running.
Then I was put here. I like to help, I like to play with the box signals and I want scramble through systems and cause merry chaos, your system is close enough to it though. I'll leave it be.
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>>54009481
>>54009466
Just by shuttle. But stealth shuttle of course. Because even with stealth a cruiser can't fight a whole fleet. Should I bring any explosives for destroying the core? Got some nukes and antimatter bombs.
Getting ready for the battle tomorrow. Got some ideas but I don't want to spoil the surprise. Let's just say things will get interesting...
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>>54009689
Hey you, you know any good songs?
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>>54009696
You have to bring a carrier for Mr.Bybbles the god machine.
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Rolled 77 (1d100)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqo9NXkRaPk

>a quick muttering rings from the vex as the entity known as astral does some arcane practice

>>54009698
Would this do?
Or this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy-sVTaZRPk
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>>54009490
Well if we can garrison it we might not die in case of orbital bombardment. Can you ask and see if he minds us setting up some heavy machine guns in his shins?
>>54009503
Sure let me boost the signal power too. And damn Carter have you updated your tumor lately? It's laggy as shit.
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>>54009722
Several perfected ships fall to the ground powerless, the rest seem confused as their ability to use comm s is severed
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>>54009689
Close enough?Yeah,it's supposed to be a trap,so that if Vox ever came back he'd be killed if he attempted infiltration.

My Wastes equipment doesn't run on anything close to this,but sadly I need to keep this one close enough to the base Vox systems to speak with the others.So I rigged it to kill anything that entered.Sorry,but you'll have to watch your step around it.It's a necessary precaution,after all.

So,tripping and running...
Are you a lab experiment?
Maybe you escaped?
Ooc
Wrote up stuff in the thread earlier today,if you're curious about my new tumor cell service.
>>54009681
>>54009696
>>54009698
>>54009708
Understood.So,has the Core been destroyed now?
Also,the Perfected are Andronian?
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>>54009722
1010101001010100101001010101010100101010010100000000101001010101011111100010010101101010101100101001010100100010101010101010101010011001111111010010100000001001011111000010010101010101010101010010101010000001111010011100111011011011010101110101101011
>>54009736
More guns? Why of course not.
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>>54009736
If I updated it it would lose the ability to fry any intruders.
This is necessary for me.What if Vox tried to take control of the Serenity?
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>>54009748
They took my homeplanet but not a single andronian among their ranks, I see my people gave them a fight as this used to be the shining jewel of my people, Now a blasted burned out rock.
But I think the reason they was so little Perfected here is that.
>As if on queue tons of Andronian Warriors hold the party at claw point.
>"and just where do you think you're taking the bananaman?"
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>>54009708
>>54009681
>>54009617
>You can hear a roar in the distance. A giant outline with a lizard creature with spikes all over it's back and glowing with radiation coming out of the fog.
The fuckers stole Godzilla. Damn their gonna have a pile of lawsuits to deal with if they survive. And yeah but he'll have to wait on top of the ship. The hangers are too small.
>>54009744
Ooc I think they're bioships so I guess you can give them seizures or something too.
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>>54009762
Then I would play with him. I wonder if he is mouldable
>that binaric giggling returns for a moment. Obviously this being does not have a sense of danger or urgency

>>54009820
If they have a comm and control network, a few are out of commission all are deaf and mute
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>>54009792
Bananaman?
Hey look,I'm just here to kill Perfected with Beally and get a drink later,I ain't got a banana person.
>>54009820
Godzilla?Huh.Never thought I'd see him,especially on the Andronian home planet.
Ooc
Yeah,they are bioships last I checked.Astral can go nuts.
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>>54009820
OOOOOOOOOH
BUT WE HAVE A BIG GUY TOO.
"Go get em Mr. Bybbles!"
>You'll never see an emperor class titan fist fight godzilla while cracking dad jokes.
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>>54009849
Would not recommend that.He is the literal Vox system,and a Court being at that.

Thank god the Perfected don't use too foreign tech,so you can fuck their shit up.Make em all crash.If they're so perfect,why are they getting beat by their radios?

Hey-o!
>>54009860
>Carter witnesses this unfold.

Okay,here's an idea.If the Perfected have a mothership,we could launch in and kill them all.Then,it'll be a simple mop up job.
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>>54009748
Ooc sure dude.

I have no idea. Ask the Andronian since this appears to be his world.
>>54009792
>The men take aim at the warriors. A hundred or more rifles pointed at them.
I think we'll be the ones doing the threatening and asking the questions here. Why did the Perfected want this planet?
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>>54009896
Okay.
Also,it's a she.
You sure you want to threaten them?Me and Beally just killed a planet,and she's only one.
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>>54009858
>>54009896
>"Not you walker of the void, him."
>gestures to titan.
>"Now are you here to help because our LC told us to dig the fuck in."
>"And these alien fucks messed with the wrong invertebrates."
>The small drone looks at Beally then to Carter then to the rest of the federation personally.
>"LC can I speak to you privately?"
"What do you.."
>them the drone starts dancing.
>"IT'S TIME TO D-D-D--KILL!"
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>>54009860
Ooc I know dude. That's why it had to happen. We need more dinosaur on Titan fist fighting.
Who are you getting on Andronian?
>pulls out his portable microwave and puts a bag of popcorn in
I'm going Godzilla but I'm biased because my parents were avid fans of it too.
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>>54009896
"stand down sir!,"
"Bobo these are our reinforcements."
"Federation I'd like you to meet the Andronians."
>The gathered soldiers put their guns down and make their way towards Beally.
>A small andronian holds out his hand.
>"Pleasure to meet you, I am Bobo Farkus, the Ruler and speaker of the late Queen."
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>>54009922
That's not nice, I want to dual on a ancient battleground.... a Childs card game.

>>54009889
I am NOT a radio, that's insulting a mere radio, hmmph.

>>54009922
Ohh you look fun, lets go play
>the being jumped through the systems to the god machine

A new song burrs from the fox casters of the titan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFRa0KZsGhc
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>>54009940
I love godzilla but Mr.Bybbles is a good friend of mine and a emperor class titan, that might be the only thing capable of putting godzilla down that isn't a another robot godzilla.
Also do you wanna write it of me? Cause If I do it, Jameson's gettiing a badass cameo
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>>54009922
>>54009948
>>54009968
I already like you,Astral.Don't mess with my TV and we'll get along just fine,considering you have great music taste.

Beally,your people have a Queen?
Do your people hate the Court as well?
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>>54010000
No I'm afraid our Queen is the reason the Court loathes all our entire races, See it's not nice to attempt to starve someone out by eating all their food before they do, especially in a multiverse where you really can meet again.
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>>54010030
Oh.So,you guys tried to kill a universe before them,to prevent them from growing power?

Huh.Well,the Queen's dead now.Who's the successor?
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Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>54010000
Okay

>in the Bowles of the god machine, I look on with glee as I subvert the spirits systems

Oh you don't need this do you? Thanks for the weapons

>a screech and can't of binary

Oh theres no need for that, ill let you have an optic, I just want to play

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJNz2QgSNsk
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>>54010050
>Looks around at other Andronians.
"Can someone please stop what's about to happen?"
>They all look on with the smuggest looks.
"PLEASE NO."
>>54010061
"Mr bybbles help! they want to Seize my means of reproduction!"
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>>54009978
Fuck it do it my dude. And do you want to help write some of the lore for the War too? A co contributer would help speed that fucker up.
>>54009948
>Gives the Queen an Imperial salute
I send greetings from the Emperor and the United Empire do need any aid?
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>>54010090
He's not here right now, but what's going on?

>I aim the anti infantryman weapon at the group

Come on creatures , give me a reason to use this shiny new gun

>next the volcano cannon aims at the

Or this one

>the amusement is palpable
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>>54010100
>Bobo looks at the blasted ruins of the Andronian Headquarters.
>Bobo lays a claw over Karl's shoulder.
>"Well my friend, my homeplanet is dead, my wife is dead, and my kids are about to rape my other kid so, I could really use some hard liquor right about now."
>Can you provide booze.
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>>54010061
Wow.I am happy I have different systems.You really do enjoy chaos.

Just try not to blow us up.I would not appreciate it.
>>54010090
What's about to happen?
Are they gonna crown you Queen?Are they going to execute us?Why aren't we fighting the Perfected?
>>54010122
Stop aiming those guns at us,please.
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>>54010122
>"Now you get out of Me this instant daemon!"
>"I will never submit deamon! FOR THE EMPEROR."
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>>54010131
Wait.

Did you say they're gonna rape your other kid?
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>>54010133
"I think about about to be gang raped, this is how they crown our queens."
>Beally inches closer to the ship
"Please help me, these manics got this planet.
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>>54010148
>"Yes brutally infact, SHe most possibly won't and can't survive the amount of D shes about the receive, and not because she's our last surviving female of any caste left alive."
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>>54010143
Shut up your friends talking

>>54010161
Do you want to be raped?
>the stubber spins up

>>54010133
I can paralyse nervous systems of they are connected to a comm's unit. But as you can see, I have other means
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>>54010187
>The king continues
>"Totally not super fucked as a species."
>"definitely not going to die out without females or something."
>"Definitely don't need that drink."
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>>54010187
>>54010161
Okay.

Nope.Fuck that noise.
>Carter pulls out his gun and grabs Beally

Beally,we're leaving.Not gonna let em do this.

Any of you fucks come near her,Karl and I are blowing your brains out with our guns.
I'm sorry,but gang rape is not how you crown someone,and I'm not about to watch a friend get violated.
>>54010192
Who would connect their spines to their comms?That's retarded.
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>>54010213
I am going to destroy this planet.I think Beally is the only relatively sane one of you guys left.
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>54010223
>I open fire on the group laughing maniacally

REMEMBER KIDS ALWAYS HAVE PERMISSION LIKE I DO TO MURDER JAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>54010223
And it doesn't have to be connected to the spine, you won't be live how many cyborg there are. Further more your cancer cell-phone is connected to a comms unit. Hmmm?
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>>54010131
>Throws a flask to the Queen
It's pretty much jet fuel at this point but if it can get an Imperial vet drunk it'll help you.
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>>54010223
"Now son put the gun down, Lets not turn this rape into murder orgy ok?"
>The king sneaks past.
>"Like fuck you're leaving me with these maniacs."
>>54010234
"I'm going to Hack hack!"
>The androians start to cry the blue ichor of the Perfected as it runs down their faces.
"Please help us..."
"HACK HACK HACK!!"
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>>54010259
>tearing up the ground around the would be refiners, I cackle as several are turned to red mush
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>54010260
>"I'm the king but ok! Let's geth fuck outta here!"
>the king grabs Beally and runs inside.
>>54010282
"BO BO FUCKKKKK!!!"
>The androians begin to scale the God machine, tearing apart the creamette plating.
"RIP AND TEAR HACK HACK."
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>>54010259
My cancer cell phone isn't connected to me,though.
It's just a ball of pus and flesh.
>>54010274
Nope.Nope nope nope.

>Carter's ship flies down,and he throws Beally and himself in and locks the door.

Karl,Astral,just kill them and leave.We're going to blow up that Perfected ship.
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>>54010302
Oi,King.You wanna get outta there,just ask Karl to give you a ride.I am not letting any of you guys near her.

>The ship pulls away.Carter mutters something about telling Betus to eat the system under his breath.
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Rolled 17, 20 = 37 (2d20)

>'laughing, I slam my leg into the nearest ship. Then I activate my pint defense guns, ripping at the climbing fools

>>54010302
I THOUGHT YOUD NEVER ASK
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>>54010213
Ooc I need that Godzilla battle to complete my life dude.
>>54010274
>>54010259
>Plants a tactical nuke inside the Titan having his troops cover the entryways and the Andronians as well.
Every shit the fuck up and deactivate your weapons or we all die. And this nuke is analog so don't even think about messing with it or I'll detonate it now. You ready to listen or ready to die?
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>>54010329
>>54010330
>Carter flies by the Godzilla,which is now charging at the group below.

Okay Beally,any plans now?We destroyed the Core,but that just seemed to bunch up all their forces into one system.
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>>54010330
>a light blinks on above him

HEY IM HELPING, and the nuke would inconvenicae me but you would die to.

>>54010329
Nearly half the attacker drop to the ground and are crushed while only 3 survive the onslaught of point defences

New song ready
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Od6hY_50Dh0
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>>54010330
"I HAVE NO REGRETS!!!"
>Bobo charges the King and Karl.
"HACK HACK TEAR YEAR!!1"
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> Carter's ship leaves the atmosphere.

Okay,so there's Perfected everywhere.Luckily I have a stealth mechanic,but even then we'll be noticed eventually.

I'm going to get some tea,Beally.Dukedom-made stuff is the best in the business,so I stored a few in the back.

Want anything?
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>54010376
>I stamp on them

Die insects
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>>54010351
"Carter whats... whats happening to me!"
>The fear and terror in Beally's voice is apparent.
>Tremors and screams rack her material body while psionic screams emanate from the girl
"Please no oh FUCK MAKE IT STOP!"
"AWWW JEEEZ RICK OH FUCK IT HURTS."
"WHY DOES IT FEEL LIKE I'M BEING UNMADEEEEEEEE?"
>>54010404
some Green tea please.
"OH THE ANGONY
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>>54010376
>Whirls and impaled him on his sword shoving his gun barrel into his mouth. Holding the trigger down and dumping the entire magazine into his brain.
Ehhh I didn't like you anyways. And Astral you took control of our friend while he's trying to fight a giant monster. You're gonna get us all killed you giant fucktard.
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>>54010431
"please Lord Commander it'll take a lot more than scrape code to take out me of the fight!"
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>>54010431
What monster? I was just shooting wannabe rapists
>astral is then decked by a body slam from Godzilla, he gets back up

>>54010449
Okay ill give you moot control, dodge that giant bitch
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>>54010426
Green tea coming right up.

After I stabilize you,of course.
>Carter injects a needle into her arm,which had been ripping itself into tentacles from the pain.

Fuckers might have used psionic mind rape shit.I just infected you with null liquid.You can't use psionics for a couple minites,but it may stop what's happening.
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Thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gas70CIUa0
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>>54010467
>"Dodge? We're gonna punch that fucking biotitan Xeno scum in the Jaw."
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfKOD-p9tz0
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>>54010449
>>54010467
Finally. I have to say even Jameson is more competent then you fucks.
>Jameson perks up and futilely trying to flame Godzilla from the top of the Titan
On second thought..
I am pumped as shit right now for this shit
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>>54010502
>I like you war machine, Let us fight

I swing my cannons around and let loose, bringing my other hand round with a chain sword to start dicing
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Rolled 4, 10, 11 = 25 (3d20)

>>54010530
>the titan puts a foot near the admiral and drags him aboard with servo skulls
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>>54010515
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZjBEQ0atuo
"enemies of the Empire hear ME!"
>The titan's great battle horns transmit a speech.
"You Have come to this universe to die, Luckily for you I am the one who shall deal it."
"COME GET SOME!!"
>With that the titan unleashes all firepower in a bright flash, the flash is seen off planet.
>>54010548
>>54010530
Come here little admiral. I want you to have a nice seat during this.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFAKECUeew0
"hahahahahMUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
>The holy man drinks in the prophesies in a light that echos of evil..
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>>54010560
Just so you guys know,I'm recording this from my ship.
I'm gonna make this fight mandatory viewing for all Serenity ambassadors.
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>>54010593
Who are you?
>Carter opens a screen to view the Serenity,and hand Beally her tea.
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>>54010594
>Pipes up from bed.
"This is what being a fed is all about!"
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Rolled 4, 17 = 21 (2d20)

>>54010560
>my fire mises, but my blade and kick follow through
FOR MY AMUSMANT DIE

(and again)
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>>54010614
I nominate this as a Federation battle anthem
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KIsv1YOFNys
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>>54010610
"I.. I am High prophet of the Perfected ,Cordon Bleu, but you may refer to me as lord."
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>54010619
Again my aim is off but the chainsword severs the beasts arm as it tryst to swing

YOU USE THE FUKING GUN

(last hit to end tis)
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>>54010633
NO THIS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJNz2QgSNsk
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>>54010637
I WILL BE FOR YO N A MOMENT

>>54010639
Hahahahaha
>the blade rips into t's throat, tearing apart the sinew of the throat o astral manic laughter
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>>54010614
Oh.You're fine.The tea is on your left,by the way.Don't spill it please.

For a sec I thought that Null stuff shut you dwon for a bit.
>>54010637
Lord?
Naw,I'm gonna call you Blue.Yoe are not my lord,boyo.

What are you contacting us for?All your forces are in one Andronian system,and Beally and I just killed one of your worlds by ourselves.
>>54010663
I cannot understand what you just said,Astral.You may want to tune up your binary.
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>>54010663
"YES LET THE RED RIVER FLOW!"
>the titan's mighty battle hunger surged through you.
"XENOS NEED TO GET OUT!!!!!"
>The legend the volcano starts to power u
"GO GO GO V-V-VOLCANO CANNON!!."
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>>54010679
A THSKFFKKSHENF

sorry bat that, the spirits rage is contagious.

I said I will kill him In a moment. now let me cur out the beasts guts to grease my blade tread

I'll get out now
>the systems return to the war machines spirit
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>>54010679
"Do you wish to fight flesh welp?"
I shall demonstrate the true power of the perfected."
"Also get the fuck out of my system you federation shits."
>The com cuts off ater that.
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>54010693
>The beast grabs the cannon in it's mouth before it fires. It's atomic fire shooting into the weapon arm and lighting it ablaze.
I'm out. It seems this is gonna be messy.
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>>54010708
Get out?You never entered my systems.
Unless you mean leave the Titan,in which case I'll have to disagree since you guys are currently kicking Godzilla's ass and I would rather you not stop.
>>54010717
Let's go faggot,I'll rip your limbs off and eat them.
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>>54010708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrXTS10h2WI
>the titan's fist glows bright blue then is plunged right into the biotitan's face.
"GYPSSSS DANAGGER!!!"
>>54010730
The volcano cannon misfires destroying a section of the ruined planet.
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>>54010750
Seriously Astral if you enter my Comms tumor the trap will go off and kill you everywhere regardless of whether I want it to or not.
Be careful.Just speak through my TV for now,it's the only other system on my ship you can enter.
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>>54010750
"To describe what I shall do to you and your puny princess too, it is too cruel for a man of my standing to say outloud then not do, But when I am done I shall not rest until the Federation is ash and bone and fire."
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>>54010750
I said out of the titan

And guess what I put on repeated in his ships

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWR3d-C9pT0

thanks for talking, its very difficult to enter inactive systems. HIYA
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>>54010717
>U wonna go m8? I'll fuk yuh up I swear on me mum
And why should we listen? You've assaulted our friends,exterminated the Andorians and destroyed Ru. Fuck you.
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>>54010772
The bottom part of the text was for you)
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>>54010785
"you will listen because that is what cattle do, they obey!"
>>54010790
Foul trinket your mechanical prowess will not stop us, nor will your poor taste in music.
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>>54010782
Yep,I am happy you have a sense of humor.That should piss him off.
>>54010772
Naw.I live in the Wastes,and Beally is an eldritch being.We have practically seen the worst of everything.

Are you in one of the ships in the system right now?I'll board you for a proper duel.
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>>54010811
I'm still planetside coward, Come land and tale your death.
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>>54010809
oh my fUKING GOD

>Carter's tumor-comm is visibly scared

YOU FUCKIN CUNTS WITH YA SPEAK ABOUT CATTLE AN SHIT
BETUS ALREADY DOS THIS ENOUGH
I JUST HAD TO SAVE SOMEONE FROM GANGRAPE I DONT WANNA DEAL WITH THIS SHIT

IMMA FUCKIN DECK YA YOU SHIT

PERFECT MY ASS

IM COOKING YOUR BRETHRENS CORPSES AS WE SPEAK FAGGOT
WHOS CATTLE NOW

IMMA TURN YOU INTO A BURGER
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>>54010837
AAAAAAAhhhhhh,ugh.
>Carter is visibly annoyed
I am afraid I can't whoop your ass.I'm not leaving Beally alone on the ship,she may be psionically attacked again.Plus,I do want to try your people's legs as a kabob.

Though once she is fine we're coming down to beat you up.I have my baseball bat.
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>>54010837
>>54010839
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFkdcQgNJHo
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>>54010809
>Gets onto his shuttle and heads to the cruiser.
Well I might be doing something suicidal but who wants to join me? I say ramming speed right into the enemy fleet and hope we hit a flagship or something important. Ready to die you fuckers?
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>>54010839
...eating....
THE PERFECT ARE NOT FOR EATING FOOLISH MATERIAL BEING,I SHALL BANISH YOU FROM THE HELL YOU CRAWLED OUT FROM DEMON.
>>54010849
I shall enjoy purging you and your concubine.
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>>54010866
Go right ahead.Once Beally is fine I'm dropping from orbit to kick Blueball's ass.
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>>54010871
HA
YOU THINK THATS BAD
ME AND MY "CONCUBINE" JUST MURDERED ONE OF YOUR FUCKING PLANETS

WE KILLED THOUSANDS OF YOU GUYS AND OBLITERATED THE REST

AND IM EATING THEM RIGHT NOW

MORE LIKE
PERFECT WITH MUSTARD
AM I RIGHT

ME AND BEALLY ARE GONNA KILL YOU
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>>54010866
"No don't it's trap!"
>>54010879
"HONEST TO GOD TRAP YOU'RE ARE GOING TO LOSE!"
>Beally's hair rubs her forehead and she settles down again.
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>>54010907
Wait.
What do you mean it's a trap?
Didn't we both just slaughter hundreds of them?
>Carter sips his tea
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>>54010895
HA HA, you need a female to help you, ahaha a true warrior would come down here and fight me like a man.
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>>54010895
Your scaring me.
Why do you be scary?
>astral seems to twist and contort in anxiet
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>>54010936
Yeah but she just said it's a trap and I think you'll just shoot me with a cannon if I arrive.

Plus she murdered a ton of you guys,so she isn't weak,faggot.

Why don't you come up here?
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>>54010944
BECAUSE
I
AM
ANGRY
Sorry,just that speaking to Smurf is slightly infuriating.
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>>54010871
>>54010879
Well the bad news is we'll have to cancel suicide since this fleet out numbers us about 1000 to one with only the Noo close enough to back us up. How many does that ship hold Carter? We can ram the cruiser into the planet after we evacuate it. That'll show the fuckers.
>A projection of what will happen:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x9hUTDl5Zuw
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>>54010931
T-that thing... is no perfected, I've sense this kind of evil, from beyond even where I trade thread and other building blocks.
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>>54010966
A couple hundred thousand.Plus,the Noo are agrarians,they might not be able to help much.

I would recommend evacuating with the Cruiser,and activating the nuke.This world is gone.
>>54010977
What type of evil is it?Also,you want sugar for your tea or..?
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>>54010946
Well i'm not one to disappoint,
>Cordon teleports into the Serenity.
Where are you foolish mann?
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>54010965
This is a bad thing, very bad.

Let me try something
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>>54010989
Honey, please.
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>>54011001
I am not there.I'm in my ship.
Just wait for me in the dueling room,then.
>>54011004
Try what?
>>54011020
Okay.Here ya go,missy.Hope you're calmer now,after that whole messed up queen initiation fiasco.
>Carter puts some in and stirs it.
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>>54011001
>your voice box is inoperable, you can only speak with three words or less per sentence, the rest are grunts
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>>54011031
How did you do that?He isn't a cyborg.
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>>54011047
I think.
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>>54011047
I told you, anything with a connected system I can jack bio- or synch.

My creators seemed to b very good at this
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>>54010989
Well the Noo have some cruisers but yeah I'm activating now.
>A countdown appears on the screen
>>54011020
Well this seems to be a galactic conflict the likes no one has seen. We have Ru and your homeworld gone,Yes is in ruins, my people are digging in wherever we can but we need more ships. And I know this is insane but can I count on you to find some way to increase our ship building industry?
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>>54011068
Oh.So,if they use bioimplants you can take them over?I'm happy Wastes are immune.That seems like a major security problem.
Ooc
So is Astral only in the Vox,or is he in all implants,or..?I'd be kinda retarded if Astral can just hack a toaster or someones are just because it exists,but I don't really get what you're making with him.
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>>54011094
Ooc
Is he like Skynet,in all machines connected by a core system?Or does it get in everything that uses an electrical signal?
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>>54011115
Electric signal bet.
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>>54011094
I could hack a toaster, but only if your retarded enough to connect a toaster to the interet. Baicy you send a signal, be it over the vox or through a nervous system. If astral is there, he can stop those signals and alter them how he wishes. Of course if you were to turn off the WiFi or something like that, he is effectively trapped in the item he is currently inside of. He is effectively a AI
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>>54011031
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD ARGARGGAGA BLOOD GOD
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>>54011133
Ooc
Oh.That's rather interesting.So,he is like a memetic wifi signal,that takes over other signals and mashes them to his use?

But he can only be in one system at once,or can he be like Vox,in multiple systems at once?

In essence,is he akin to a hive mind,or a possessive spirit?
>>54011128
Think he's wifi.
>>54011154
Just wait in the Serenity lounge,please.
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MEANWHILE in ruins of andromeda
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbmDLVFAaec
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOODDDD!!!
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>>54011180
One system at a time, but he might be able, to leave back doors. Any who yes only one system for astral. So your fox is rather large with places to hide, and the perfected system is to orderly and small to spend much time there.

He can move between the systems when the interact, eg when someone speaks
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>>54011208
I am happy you aren't like that,Beally.
How's the tea?I believe the Godzilla is dead,so I'm going to fly this ship to a cafe,get something to eat like I offered earlier.If you want,I can drop you off and go on my own.

I think I'll just get a Mocha Mount Kilimanjaro amd a bagel.
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>>54011180
Arrrrhggh BLODOD BLOOD ARRGRGH BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD ARHHHGHHG
>Drinks blue milk.
>>
I'm gonna take a nap on the way back to Serenity wake me when we're there.

Ooc night dudes. Keep the thread alive I really am excited to reveal some new ideas tomorrow.
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>>54011212
Ooc
Seems cool.The Wastes doesn't run on systems like that,so I don't think he can sync up,and I think other Ambassadors will start using Norton antivirus.

What do you think will occur when he meets OMEGA?
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>>54011230
" Can I.. can I stay with you at least until we get back to the Serenity?
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>>54011238
At least the room service is good,right?Astral,can you fix him please?I don't know why he'd be stupid enough to connect his throut to wifi,but he's had enough.
>>54011241
Ooc
Good night.
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>>54011243
That's cute, you think some little virus scanner is going to stop me, if I'm in a system I can stop it before it starts its work, if I'm not it doesn't matter

Not sure who omega is.

>>54011253
No I don't like him, I might just mute him enirely
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>>54011243
Good ole fashion Andronian- Ai Court Coup.
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>>54011252
Well,I'm stopping by the cafe,but sure,I guess.
Just use one of the rooms.Mine is on the left upper wing,guest rooms are on the main layer,bottom is filled with soldiers,and the kitchen is to the right level.
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>>5401127
>Runs into Carter's room.
"Pomf!"
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>>54011266
Well,their viruses may not,but the Wastes is inhospitable and Vox has the Vox systems.They might use something else.

Like pigeons.Wait,can you get through pigeons as well?

And please unmute him.If you don't I'll have to do surgery on him
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>>54011290
Um,Beally?That's my room.
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>>54011266
BLOOD?
>>54011295
SKULLS BLOOD SKULLS BONE BURN ARGGHAGHAGAHGA BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN!!!
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>>54011295
but hes the enemy.

[and as I said, only if your fucking stupid enough to connect the pidgins to a system I can enter, realy the best way to beat astral is to use common sense and don't do fucking stupid shit....humanity is fucked]
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>>54011311
Okay,one sec.
>In the Serenity,a Branicap grabs Blue and heels him to a surgical table.

This'll take 30 seconds.
>It pulls out a buzzsaw and a screaming squid
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>>54011306
"You mean our room~."
>Raises eyebrows
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>>54011316
Whatever.I'm forcefully removing his vocal chords,now.
Ooc
Yeah,Astral would kill everyone in 5 minutes.

But he'd make the BEST MEMES
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>>54011323
BLOOD SKULLS BRASS Burn
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>>54011331
bloooooooooodddddddddddddd. BURN SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
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>>54011329
>Carter looks at her,and sips his tea.
M'kay.
>>54011336
>>54011345
Okay,Blue.This may hurt.
>A buzzsaw is heard cutting through flesh.
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>>54011329
why is she acting like that bad name the enemy said? and why does she want to sleep next to you? no offense but...
>a screen flashes to life and a woman's scream echoes out with a picture of Frankenstein upon it.
you make him look like a modal of beauty

>>54011345
milk for the khorn flakes
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>>54011355
What?She looks human.
I guess she wants to use my bed?I'll use the guest room if she wants.
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>>54011355
I mean ooc this man did save her from being basically raped by all she ever knew, and her dad was legit ok with it. if just for a bit let the poor girl alone with some real safety in her life.
And lets not forget im super hot as fuck.
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>>54011385
Beally,when you're in there,please watch the music player.

Half the tunes are insane amalgamations.
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>>54011385
how is it I am the only one who understands the sarcasm?
>this time the screen flicks to a strange faceless man that yells
"your a fucking moron"

>>54011403
[your a giant pile of mutated clamps, how is that hot? don't you fucking dare bring fetishes into this and besides..... cultural tradition? oh fuck it I enjoyed killing them.

astral is basicly a young teenager and as such just give him something to do and he will cause havoc. but he will also tease you relentless ly]
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>>54011408
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_lOCgSNnvk
>you mean these tunes that I fuck with?
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>>54011435
>Tradition?
Thats not my tradition you freak, that was a bunch of sex crazed maniacs we put out of their misery, or veterans of a multitude of battles against the Perfected.
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>>54011435
Oh no.I understood it.

Just thought it was a little rude,she was the ine who let you use the titan by waking it up,after all.Didn't you enjoy violence?
Ooc
Naw,she's been using that pic ever since she joined.I even have it in the original Ambassador drawthread.
That reminds me,does Astral have a pic?
>>54011439
That too.It has a lot.

But I meant the stuff I would expect to hear at OMEGA's funeral.
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>>54011469
Yeah,

Your family is fucked up.
>The ship seems to stop.
Okay,we're here.What do you want?Astral you want anything as well?
{Yes,I'd like a Mount Mocha Kilimanjaro with a bagel and cream cheese,please.}
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>>54011469
>the being seems to glare at the woman

no need to be insulting, besides if not why would they be okay with it?

>>54011471
if that's let use, she needs to work on that. I had to pry that accursed machines spirit from most systems, he wouldnt share.

[and none of my chars have pics]

right got work now see ya

I will try to hack thes nasty perfected
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>>54011508
Understood,Astral.

I'll get you a bagel.
{And a bagel,please.}
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>>54011471
>>54011506
I want a grande caramel mocha drink..
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pvci1hwAx8
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>>54011523
Got it.
{And a grand caramel mocha,please.
No,keep the change.}

>Carter walks in with two drinks,and hands her one

The tea was for calming down,this is just before sleep.I find coffee to be quite the stress reliever.

>He bites into a bagel
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>>54011514
Ooc
Good night dude.
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>>54011578
Anyways,sorry about how the Core turned out,Beally.

Didn't know it would end up like this,but at least we've helped the fight against the Perfected.

And I got a cool hat.
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>>54011614
I'm dying Carter, the universe is attempting to drain me again. I hate being physical; pain's real, your family wants to fuck you and the only cool guy is really Nyarlathotep, SO FUCK MY LIFE
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>>54011671
What do you mean it's draining you again?
Do you need the Null injection again?

And I know Nyarl,he's pretty chill.You know him as well?
>>
Ooc
Anybody still here?I'll try and keep the thread alive,if not.
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>Carter finishes his drink,and throws it in a bin.

Well,I am incredibly tired,considering we just wiped a planet out and had to do a lot of stuff today.I think I'll go to sleep.

Goodnight,Beally.I'll sleep on one side,so you aren't bothered by my presence or anything.
Don't really know why you want to sleep in the same bed,but at least you're fine now,I think.No more psionic attacks or anything.
If you leave before I wake up,just remember to turn off my TV.

I'm going to sleep now,I am incredibly tired.Hope to see what Karl has in store tomorrow.
You're all the best dudes on TG,just saying,and I hope to see more of your stuff.Astral is pretty cool as a new addition,and so are the Perfected.

Goodnight.
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Morning Federal members how goes the horde war?
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>>54011671

p̓lͣ͗eͩ̂̇as̎̽͊̂̓͂e ̐ͣͯd̈̌̾͛o̾́ͬ͛
̓̎͛̒ͮ̔
>>
>Around Serenity great slab sided metal warships appear their sides covered with cannons and the remaining surface used up by massive turrets. There must have been a thousand or more of the vessels but they do not open fire instead a small shuttle comes out of one. It arrives In the hanger disembarking massive bear masked warriors in heavy power armor. At least five hundred disembark massive 30mm autocannons arming them all as a familiar figure arrives
How are you my dear Federation members? I have have come to parley and give you the choice to surrender.
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>>54014660
N̦̻͇͖̪̺o.̞̘̤͇͚
̜̤͙̜͇̦Ha̞͕̮̼̣̙̦v̪͉̜̭e̺̹̗̖̣̹͙ ̜̼̣̰͔y̼͉̹oṷ̩̪̝̯ ̥̤co͕m̘͉̦̻̝e̱͉͚̭͓ ̙͍̖̦t͈o̟̣̥̞ͅ ͚̳͔̜̗͇̘d̖̣͔o̹̞̣̝̳ ̣͙͍̭͙ͅț̪̼h̠͍e̪͈ ̺̜h̗̹̦o̯̺n̝̗͕̟or̻ͅa̟̠̱͉bl̦̞͇̫e͈͔͓ ̦̤th͕̣i̺̥͉̻̯n̫̬̠ͅg̠ ̫̫̻̟͔a̱͇̠̣͚nd ̞͎̙̬̗t̳͉͖̙̙h͇͙r͓̬o̠̣w̻̺͓̠͚̣ ̖̗̹y̻̘̠̯o̰͈̪̭̯̟̤u͔̹̦r͙̮̠͉s̩͇̭͎͈e̞̱͖͇̝̪̥l͇̖f̙ ̟͈o̥̞̪̹n̦͔͈̖ ͇̱y̩̠͖̘͚o̟͙̱̙ṷ̜r̜̠̩͙ sw̟͙̝͈̫͎o̠r̳̩͙̙̝͕ͅd͇͓̫̬̥?̰̯̫͎͍ ̰̫̳̼̖̩O͖̜̤͇͍r ̭̯s̺̳͓̩̰̭h̹̦͔̘̘̝ͅa̮͖lḽ͕̠̩͔̠̗ ̞̣̘we͔ ̪̩͇̦̞͉ͅth̰͕̩r͍̱͓̥o͉̤ͅw̯̼ ̳y̞̖o̳u͚̟̣̼̙ ̮ͅo̮͔̬̖̹n͇ ̞̙͓̟ͅy̩oṳ̥͓̟͉ ͚̹s̱̝̬w̱̝̞̖͓͓̹o͙̦ṛ͔ḍ͓̟̬ ̙̦̜f̗̺͓̬o͈͚̰̜̻̹͈r̰̯̘̮̱ ̩y̥o̘̹u̱̟̰
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>Carter walks into the Serenity
Good morning,Ambassadors.
>>54014660
Why would we surrender to a slavic hive?
And this complex is surrounded by Betus drones,so don't try anything.
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>>54013909
The Horde are rather easy enemies to kill.It goes well.

How is the Dominion?
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>>54015011
>>54015019
>>54014963
>Smiles and takes a drink out of a strange cup his hand resting on a disintegration pistol
You really don't understand do you? And I offer you your lives. You can join the Horde and see the Truth as I have. Many of my people as well were unwilling to surrender at first but after seeing the potential of the Horde as a tool for conquest it was easy to make our decision.
Hah Carter you are quite funny but I promise you we are not as fragile as these Perfected you're used to.
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>>54015019
The operation to free The Hierarch will begin in a few moments. News of the fighting in the capital region has spread across Dominion space. But without any other knowledge of whos fighting who it thankfully hasn't triggered a civil war.
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>>54015103
Dude,you guys squat and wear adidas jackets.
And conquest is really boring,I don't see why you would do that.

In other words,what is that drink?
>>54015181
Markon,if you want I can send some operatives to help,or go help myself.This is a risky operation.
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>>54009051
Support the boys in blue! Today is the day to fuck up some hives! Also, we hope to sell the 7.62 FED Gauss rounds to the entire federation and its associates. They tear through drone flesh and bio-weapons really quickly.
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>>54015307
An old Eortan brandy.
>Throws the rest of the bottle to Carter.
And it's not like the Horde can help it,they were designed for conquest. Let me tell you a story Carter. Once long ago there was a peaceful race known as the Harrata. They lived in harmony with their world and were quite primitive as well,back then they even had females,but they were known for their strength and skill as hunters. So naturally one uneventful millenium a great being arrived spouting promises about a great war and how it would give technology and riches in return for warriors. So the Harrata of course "volunteered" many of their young males for this war and that is when the changing happened. Where there was beauty before there remained only brutality afterwards and they were modified to be born from pods so their Masters could send them into the grinders of war in massive numbers. And you may be wondering why would they still fight? They chase after their old homeworld,conquering everything so they can build an army to smash their betrayers.
>Takes a long sip
Is there anything else you would like to know?
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>>54015103
Never! We shall never be assimilated to hive scum! How about you surrender, right now
>Several battle robots and elite death guard soldiers pop up around him
The tables are turned.
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>>54015307
A few of your Operatives are on location with the Tracker teams. Once I give the signal they'll move to take out the sentries and attempt to breach the cabal safe house.
>>
>the signature groan of a strained system accompanies the sound of music as astral enters the station.

>>54012193
thanks mate, we think the same of you
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>>54015441
One more thing, we believe that the Wessari Isolationists have joined the war, in exchange for full hegemony of our surrendered remains, especially the ploraxians. We have fought the first forces.
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>>54015441
Naw.I don't really need them.Maybe the UE would accept?
>>54015446
Good stuff,then.
So,the Horde wishes for revenge,and needs power to do so?
>>54015454
Inkito,they are here to parley.To attack them would be rude.
>>54015463
Understood.
How heavily defended is it?
>>54015484
Good morning,Astral.
Ooc
It's true,though.You guys make a ton of cool stuff and I really enjoy seeing what you all do.
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>>54015491
Oh,yeah.Weren't they the ones applying for joining the Ploraxian realms?
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>>54015454
arnt the betus hive and pytorians hives?

that can be construed as hurt full

>>54015103

whos that?

>the machine AI begins to whistle along to a recording that begins playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFRa0KZsGhc

>>54015508
oh its a day cycle? I can change that

>the grin is palpable and the lights dim and rise in an accelerated cycle
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>>54015519
No. You remember those annoying fox people? They were the ones. They have allied themselves with them, in hope to better their economy, as it collapsed due to their isolationism, and their only trading partner, the Imperium of Badukan stopping all trade with them after they were found supporting a revolution.
>>
>>54015508
About 50 total, a dozen are outside the safe house taking up sentry positions we need to be able to take them out quickly or they'll alert the ones inside the building.
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>>54015586
Don't worry.The operatives sent can take out entire planets.This'll be fine.
>>54015580
Fox people?
There are fox people?
How did they even evolve like that?
>>54015526
>>54015526
Stop,please.
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>>54015446
W͞e ̀ha̕v̛e̶ ̡a s̴t̡or̵y ͜a͞s̨ we̸l͜l ͞onc̡e ̛a̢ tr̢a͜i̛tor ̶c̶am̷e̴ ba̕c͘k t̵o h́is f̨orm̵e͝r̡ fr̕iend͟s̵ t̸o dèmand t̵h́ieŗ surre͜n͡dęr. ̵H͢e ̶d͡i̢d͢ ̛ǹot͢ ͟kn̢o͝w t̸hat ͘h͠e hád in ̵fa̡c̸t àr̨r͝íved in̡ ͡a m̶a̴ss̕i̶ve͜ ̨bo͜m͞b ͡i̶nstead̴.̛ G̵ǫod bỳe ͜f͠órever̸ e͡orti͞an. ͟We ćan su̸riv̷ie͜ ̢t̨ḩis̸ bod͟y̸ ̴die͜i͜n͜g̷, yo̵u can͜t.
https://youtu.be/LOzq7hvXGlU
>>
>>54015631
>the cycle is set back to where it was before hand and the calendars corrected.

fine carter, just for you

but whos the bloke who wants to stop you all fighting? can I mess with him?

>>54015639
whats that thing?
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>>54015665
Ȧͧ͗̎͒̽͑ ͯͩ̉ͯ͐̈́̍t̿̿̋͆͆herͯͣͪͨ̈́͊ṁͦͩ̃̍o̔n̋͐̍ŭć̿̚lͪ͗ͩ͗eͬ͋͋àͦ͊͋̌r̆̌ ̍d̀̿̊̿̿̂e̾͒̃̔ͯv̆ͤ̔ͯ̔̀̈iͧ̀̏̒͒̚ć̀̂ě̈́͋̃ͤ.ͩ̽͋̌̑
͌Ȳ̃̚oͪͫ͐̑ù ̄ͤm̐̇̊i͗̈̏̋ͦ̊̄gͦ̀h͛̾̽ͬ̍tͨ ͆̀͑͋̿͂͐wͩ̄àͦ̏nͭ̌ͮ̎̈̐̚t̑ͫ̂ ̓͌͂ͬ̌t͊̓̈́oͤ̏̆ͫ̀̀ͯ ͐r͂̓͒̚u̽̈n,̋̄ ̃ͣ̿͊we͒ͪ̏ ͭ̋̚w͒̎̊i͆̈́̋̋̄̊̚lͮ͐ͩ̃l͂͗͂̆̏ ͑͛̾ͮ͑͂tͣř͑ͭa͑p͆͐͐ͤ ͑̃̀th̃̽̃́̽̆̒e͋ͣͩͣ̔ ̽ͧ̽tͫ͒̑̾͆r̾͆̆ͧ̋͋aíͣͧ̈́ͩt̑oͣ̏̎̇̈́ͨr ̂̈́̋̎̿he̓̑ȑͣe͑̆̚
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>>54015639
12,we're in the Serenity.You'll kill everyone who doesn't have extra bodies here.

And you'll ruin the room service.
>>54015665
Thank you.
And what do you mean by the one who wants to stop the fighting?

You mean Ty'solan?
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>>54015454
Oh Inkito you old buffoon it is quite nice to see you
>The five hundred Iron Bears pin down the Ploraxian soldiers and smash apart the robots pinning the Representative to the ground
>>54015508
Yes. And conquest as well as Vodka takes away some of the deep pain they feel. They like having a purpose and if you knew the story behind their Master you would have quite the change in outlook.
>Looks at his time piece
Well it seems my time for diplomacy is over I must return to my fleet to shatter the Ploraxian realms. Oh and those vessels you see outside might interest you. They are of joint Horde and Eortan design,armed with Eortan weapons,with crews trained by Eortan academies and being pumped out in the tens of thousands. I thought you might enjoy seeing them at peace before they were brought to war.
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>>54015684
12,again,this is the Serenity.Stop it.
It is not a good reputation to set that when we parley with the enemy we just kill them.
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>>54015684
no I don't wanna
>>54015688
and yeah that fat one, and can I mess with him now?

ro
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>>54015698
You think that...
Is a fucking pin!
>He rises up, and punches the soldier pinning him down in the face, grabs his gun, and shoots the other two in the face.
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>>54015688
K̂́ͮͩ̓̚i̓̋̏̆l̆̾̽lͬ̍ͮ̄̓in̒͂gͬ͊ͯ̚ ͧ̈́͋ͪ͛̏ͫt͆̀ḣ̔em̐̂̈ i̇̏s̓ͨͧͦ ̓ͭ͑ͣ̓thͣͬ̾̿ͤ̌ě̐ ̓͒ͭ̒͂̿̓͒ͭ̒͂̿p̿̒͒́̐̚oͫ̃̊̑ͣi͛̆͊̇ͪ͆n̓̄̽t
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>54015698
robots? OOOOOOHH let me at 'em I want some fun with a body.

[rolling for a reason]
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>>54009051
I am Kharnir of The Raltekian Imperium from the Kilr system we have noticed that you have "liberated" one of our penal mining colonies if you would be so kind as to clean up your mess by herding the prisoners back into there workstations that would be a kind diplomatic gesture you filthy fucking xenos.
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>>54015698
You think that you can crush us! WE WILL SURVIVE! WE ARE FIGHTING OFF YOUR ADVANCES! DIE!
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>>54015743
>there is a faint shimmering in the room and the lights go out. a small dark purple light flashes at ceiling level before descending and the lights flicker back on, to reveal..... a spider bot about the size of a dinner plate.

dammit I thought this was bigger

oh well
>the spider leaps at the nearest robot

>>54015752
did you just insult my friends? I don't like it when people do that...
>a small virus detaches from astral and disappears

now appologise
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>>54015725
Inkito I know you are quite daft but that rifle you just fired was a 30 millimeter auto cannon so you just broke every bone in your arms.
>Laughs to himself and he flies back to his warship
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>>54015698
Im̆̽̇͌̊̊ͬ ͐̈́͌ͨ͆ͬ̉àͣͤ͗͂̂͗f̎̆ͮͨ̊͋r͂ͦäǐ̄̓d̋̇͑ ͐́ͬ̆yͣ̀̏̓o͐u ͦ̏̇̒ͤa̒̎̊͋ͨ̚r͊e̍͐̂͛ ̾̋ͪ̈́̾͒g̒͐o͂ͨiͫ̑ͯn̎̓͌͒g ̂̈́n͐̐̓̔́o͐̌͆ͯw͆̏̒ͬ͒hͪ̏̃͌͒̂̀e̒̾̾̐ͫ̿ͦr̎e̽ͯ̌̽ͤͭ̀ ̄ͫ̈́c̄̑̌ͬ͑o̎͑̽̃̀m̄̿͗̿ͮ̉̂i̓̈ńͬͫͬ̍ͭ͑g̑̀̈ͬ̔ b̒ͪ͒a͒c̎̾͌̌̆ͣk̀̆̃ͤͧ̚ ͑w͂ͧa͒̃̒̀͒̄s͐̉͐̾͋̏̚ ̍̿ͬͪͫȃ̓ͮ ͗̀̂̔m͆ͪ̒̈́̓i̚s̾̿ť͐ͬͧ̑̒a͂̾̆k̄͗ͦͯͣẽ̓ͩ̏͗̾́
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>>54015752
Ah, yes. The Raltekian Bush Wars, yes. We would not have intervened, except you had captured federation citizens and did hard labor with them. And, from our database, you are a known war criminal, as well.
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>>54015787
What the fuck did he just sa-
>There is a crack
Shit..
>>
>>54015808
>>54015787
How rude. You know... I kept a tracker on him.
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>>54015783
Are you implying that we are not in the right of insulting this vast mistake within the eyes of the galaxy for destroying a huge resource outpost housing multitudes of our Imperiums most deadly criminals working off their sentences!
>>54015793
They were simply POWs you have yet to claim and when last you tried you failed to show the right paperwork claiming them as your citizens maybe next time you will do the proper procedure and by Raltekian law I am actually a War Hero for having been the first Raltek to encounter a alien foe and crush its armoured vehicle with my superior strength, Study up on our culture next time.
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>>54015789
>>54015808
>Sighs
If you want I can just detonate the nukes I've had my Iron Bears attached to the station since you seem to want everyone to die but since I'm already on my shuttle and I am a man of honor I will leave you in peace.
>The fleet warps out and the nuclear mines deactivate as they leave.
>>
Rolled 81, 49, 88 = 218 (3d100)

>>54015787
[rolls for reasons]

>the spider drops to the ground lifeless, the now repaired combat droid flexing slightly

this will be fun

>the drone runs for a ship

>>54015837
yes I am, now apologise to my friends
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>>54015698
Perhaps I could help you?Try to fight the masters,in exchange for you conquering another galaxy?
>>54015730
>>54015725
>>54015762
>>54015783
>>54015787
>>54015789
>>54015808
Do any of you know what parley is?They came for a diplomatic meeting!Not to get shot!
>>54015720
No,please.
>>54015846
Please,stop this.
>>54015837
So?
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>>54015837
POWS! I'm sorry, you attacked several outposts without provocation. You took civilian ships, and used them as labor. You committed heinous atrocities, and now, I need to get to the infirmary.
>>
Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>54015631
Alright then lets get this operation underway.
Trackers you are clear to begin the operation.

Rolling for operations initial progress.
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>>54015854
too late

>the ship vanishes after the bloody traitor whom threatened the federation

>the virus astral detached activates siphoning off hundreds of thousands of units of currency from the insulters

>the last virus astral sent starts sending niyan cat on an endless loop through the traitors fleet
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>>54015846
Fucking tin cans. We proudly stand our ground and refuse to apologise until our diplomatic demands have been met!
>>54015854
>>54015872
Fucking Xenos. We pull back our forces we give back captured civilians and POWs we establish trade routes and engage in multiple non aggression pacts and gift back the stolen territory and agreed to be more diplomatic in our actions and this is the thanks we get!?
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>>54015909
Well,I said little to nothing,and I've never heard of you guys before.
>>54015889
Undestood,Markon.Let's do this.
>>54015907
Astral?You know they don't need money,right?
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>The Duke takes his normal seat flanked by jos guards once more
Good day ambassadors.
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>>54015943
Hello,Duke.Any news?Has Taxla recovered?
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>>54015939
I did not, but it helps me. even if it did not have the effect I wanted it still comes out in my favour

>>54015943
whos the ugly bird? and speaking of birds how was the one we rescued from her family?
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>>54015939
>When you take over a quarter of the galaxy and then give it back because you thought you were just purging non sentient species.
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>>54015909
>He sighs
Look. We will keep all of those we rescued, in exchange for increasing the neutral zone by 20 lightyears.
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>>54015966
Hey! I'm Avian as well!
>>54015968
OOC: Just wanna lay this out really quickly
This takes place in one segment of the galaxy. And this is a real galaxy, btw. So it is hundreds of thousands of lightye
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>>54015854Th͝e t͞i͘me ́f̴o͜r̢ ̶dis̷c̶o͢urse ̴is̷ ͘o̡v̨er.̧ ͟N̵ow i̵s t́h͢e̸ ̵t̀ime͝ ̵o̴f ̵tota̴l war.͡ There ̛wil̢l̵ be̕ no̵ h̕e͜sita̸tio͝n̢ ͟o͡r̛ n͟e̡g̷oti͞at̵i͢ons ju͜s̵t ̧an͟n̷i͘hilatįo̕n̷
J̢u̧s̡t b͟èca̡us̴e w̶e ac̕ţ n͠i̕ce ̵d̶oe̸sn't̕ ̕m̀ea͞ń we ͟àr̀e͜ ͟w͞i̸l͡l̀i̵ng̸ ̷to ͘talk̢ ͞t͡o ͢h͜o̧st͜il̛eş ́a̢n͟d tr̢a̛ìt̶órs
>>
>>54015974
>>54015939
>She walks in the official Rippress'es diplomatic attire
Many greetings our former leader has died of a heart attack at the fine age of 926 due to having taken his own life I as the closest in line now great you and so I may ask what was our last communication about?
>>54015986
OOC: Shit sorry first time I'll keep that in mind.
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>>54016011
Alright. To the war room. I believe the General commanding most of the effort, Lotjero, is arriving soon.
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>>54015986
Ooc
So,is this in the Milky Way?There is Earth,but there's like 7 of them as well,and the Milky Way is 50,000 light years across and about 10,000 to 25,000 down.
>>54016020
Something about POWs?
>>54015966
Okay,then,but it isn't good to do that to someone who came peacefully.

Also,she is fine.We slept together.
>>54016011
There is a difference between total war and assaulting an ambassador.
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OOC could anyone explain to me how the horde situation came about?

>The Trackers and Carnem Operatives clear the guards around the building without alerting any of the Cabalist forces inside and prepare to breach the safehouse.
Carter do you want your people want to take point on this?
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>>54015965
He is speaking once more, and is able to walk short distances assisted. He is recovering very well thankfully.


>>54015966
Look who's talking.
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>>54016047
Hmmm oh yes we have exactly 15'643 POWs from multiple federation members would you like to claim any of them as your citizens?
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>>54015986
I asked about the ugly bird
>a projector plays an outdated back and white film wit ha seductive human.

>said human is then shot dead from off screen

he makes things like that happen.

>>54016047
>a digital wolf whistle comes through the speakers.
doing well for yourself? well I would have thought the situation we rescued here from would have stopped that but okay

>>54016068
hey I'm a stream of data with the pykce of a human teenager. I am allowed to have no form
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>>54016047
OOC: There was once a mighty ancient human empire, but the precursors BTFO'd it, and this is how everything came to be. This is one of the arms.
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>>54016047
Wro̶ņg͘.͜
Cal͘lin̨g̛ ̸i͠t̀ an̕ ̕am̕b͝as̨sad̴or i̸mpl̸ya we re͠c͠o̕ǵníze t͜h̨e ͘t́ŕáiţor ̡and ̛h̀i͡s p̨e͠o͜p̷les̀ r̕ight͜ to exi͘s͘t̸.̶ ͠T͞h̀ey ̸no͞ ̡longer hav̵e͞ ̸ţh̴at̨ ąnd̵ ͟soon ͘t̵h̨ey̶ wil͢l n̕o͝t͞.͘

U͢n͢d̷ers̵to̶od w͢é s̸tan͟d̷ re̷a̷dy f̸or w͜ar̨
>>54016026
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>>54016099
OOC:Sounds fucking sweet any other ground rules/things I should know? my race here is basically super human reptiles who fucked up bad when they discovered other sentient life.
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>>54016084
Well. We have been raiding them. The raids will stop if you give back the federation citizens/POWS. In return, we will extend the Neutral Zone by 20 lightyears. Think about it, you will not receive such a generous offer.
>>
>>54016099
OOC whats this about ancient human empires
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>>54016128
OOC: Carter has them, and the event was about ~10,000-20,000 years ago.
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>>54016145
OOC: I guess the reason why there is seven fucking earths?
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>>54016149
OOC:Got it
>>54016129
Hmmmm Okay fair enough but can do us a nice diplomatic favor and herd back in all the Raltekian criminals back into their cells/workstations do to this incident our mineral output has degraded by 2%
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>>54016183
Very well. We shall return all prisoners, except political dissidents. Is this fair?
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>>54016059
Ooc
Some slavic squatters from jelly people invaded.

Yes,Markon.Have your men stay on the back and hit any stragglers.
>>54016068
Great news.And how is Yss?
>>54016084
Nope.No way you have my citizens,they'd have decayed by now.No worries from me,we're all good.
>>54016093
Astral.I meant we physically slept in the same bed.Nothing of the sort happened.

I think.
>>54016099
Ooc
Sounds good
>>54016103
No.Calling it an Ambassador means that it is an ambassador.War doesn't mean just wiping it off the map,it has certain rules about it.Not really important ones,but when someone offers surrender and comes here without incident,you don't shoot them.
>>54016183
We have your criminals?
Ooc
Here ya go
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-Yd1eWqg3vNKyzgscXQXSENvSUvVKSPMbK0bQr_OsrY
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>>54016193
We have agreed to your terms. Now. On a completely unrelated note our governor of culinary supervision is wondering if our agreement to receive a shipment of deathrow inmates for consumption is still on going and prime for renewal?
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>>54016208

th͊̈́͂͂ͧ̊e͆r̉́ͮ̌ͩ̏e̿̓͋͊̚ ͌̐̈͑̾a̿́̃̈ͭ͛r͋̿̌ͭ͗e̓̌͒̂̎ ͣ̑͗nͬo̊̔̇̑͒͋ ̏͆̔̑̐̊͒r͒ͯulͨ͋e͆͆̒̓s ͊̋̋̋̚i̍n͊ͤͧ̒͆ͫ͋ ́̃͛̊̄w͂̊ȁ̇͑ͪ͋r̈͑̆͊
̿̊̂̓̈́yͦ̄̿ͬ͊o͊̓̍̂̄ū͐̈́̃̈ j̋û͗̂̎ͮ̽̓stͫͭ f̓̋̓ȉͫ́̈́̏͊̚gͮh̎tͤ͗͋̈́ uͧ̄̉̌ͮnͦͤͩ͂ͩͫẗ́̓ĩͤl̊̓ ͂̈́͌̚tͫ̓hͤ͐ẻͦ́ͫ̚ ͦ̉ͦ̍o̒̓͑ͤ̔͒͐t͌̊̀̒ͤ̈hͨe͋ͪrͯ̋̆ ͗̓͆̾͑s͒ͧpě̇ͦ̏͑̃̚c̑̓ͣͨ̃͆iesͫ ̍̑͒sͩ̒t͊̾̍ö́̏ͨͯͫpͤ̈ͤͦṡ͌͌͆ͤ ̌̌̂ě́x́͌ͨi̾̿̂͊sͮͮ͛͌̌tͭi̚nḡ̑ͦ̈́̋̓ ̐̎͌͑̄̔͌
they are a hivemind, as far as they are concerned if your fighting a war with someone your fighting the whole species and they all need to die. they don really get the whole individual thing

Thread Themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HUWUtTZvK4
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>>54015854
>A recorded Vox message is delivered to Carter
Carter you honestly don't understand the Master's goals. What he is doing is good even though it may seem bad to us. His enemy is terrible and known to you. And he might be the only one able to stop them.
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>>54016214
Erm... due to protests by civil rights groups, we must cancel that agreement. But, do you wish to buy the 7.62 FED bullet, really effective against organic targets.
>>
Rolled 28 (1d100)

>The Carnem operatives take point as the charges go off time seems to slow as federation forces storm into the safe house...
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>>54016214
a few members of this federation mostly hie betus would like that, when can they be delivered? AND I AM NOT A TIN CAN, I AM A AI
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>>54016093
Excuses.


>>54016208
Recovering, but the damage is very severe. We are trying to clear off many of the wrecks and clear the city streets but it is much slower than expected.
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>>54016248
There must be a better way to handke it then letting planets burn.

And who is the Master,and this enemy?
>>54016286
That reminds me.
Where is Betus?
>>54016236
Not really.
>>54016282
>The 6 Wastes forces open fire on the enemy as Markon's men storm the area and open fire from all sides.
>>54016309
How did the Horde even sneak in?
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>>54016208
Very well. and One of our penal mining colonies were attacked/liberated and they are now running free around the outpost and we are to busy dealing with a mutant infestation on one of our retirement worlds to fix it.
OOC:Thanks mate
>>54016249
Unfortunate your kind was a fine delicacy when roasted with some crystal oats and no unfortunately We only use 14.26 Aegis Rounds for all military and civilian models of personal weaponry however are you interested in buying a flar rug our youth are adapting more to the arts and crafts since we have started to mingle with xenos.
>>54016286
The life renewal starts within 12 standard terran days so 2 days before then would be optimal
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>>54016321
Oh.

Want me to kill those mutants?
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>>54016320
That's a mystery we are trying to solve. The junker ships used by the Horde seemingly jump, and it's extremely odd that managed to get past the cordons we set up after the Hive.
>>
For once Inkito I must agree with you it is time for war. Let us gather in the War room immediately it seems the Horde is gathering a massive fleet of new and old warships and are pressing deep into the Ploraxian core worlds.
Ooc choose an important shipyard or fortress for them to hit and we'll have a massive battle there.
How did everyone like Ty'Salon's reveal? And you'll be seeing more of our favorite traitor in the future
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>>54016368
Bagh! That is only the outer core! To attack the inner core, my god! It would be a bloodbath. We believe they are harvesting a world, and... we can use a new class of ship, the Progjero. It literally means "Pogrom".
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>>54016334
No need we have a Tidro Tank Squad inbound to that world. We simply require those prisoners to be reassigned to their cells until we can reapply them to the mines as the liberation squads have taken out their compliance chips.
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>>54016320
as his player, I cant have two thing going without it being tireing and tedious

I found that they are working on something, they seem to have retreated to their main hive worlds. I have learnt I was rescued from some planet they considered colonising but it blew up a day o so after I was removed.

>>54016321
that's acceptable, please put them in spae worthy of and drop them here [deep space]
>>54016309
your excused big bird

>>54016368
how can I help? I can blockade their comms if you can get me close enough.
>>
>As Federal and Cabalist forces exchange blows both sides suffer casualties however as the dust settles Markon realizes what had happened.
CARTER! Hes not here, they managed to move Ezekiel before we got here!

>>54016368
Sadly I missed the build so I couldn't enjoy it as much
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>>54016392
We want to test it. I cannot reveal it publicly, you have to go into the war room.
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>>54016361
Hmm.
Maybe they travel through an alternate dimension?
>>54016368
You guys do that.I'll just stay here,and drink my coffee.
Ooc
It was pretty cool.I wonder who the Master is.
>>54016412
Huh.Okay.
I do want to find your scientists,though.
>>54016393
Do you require help?
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>>54016422
>Immediately,a Wastes soldier falls down,and gets back up.Carter's voice emanates from it.

Aw shit.
How far have they gone?We can give chase!
>>
>>54016428
No need just need those prisoners jammed back into their cells before they break into the flight bays security room and unlock access to the on station cruisers.
>>54016412
On route now and would you be interested in a Ralktekian Mk.3 Combat Droid for a shell they are meant to be quite durable and almost never require a repair.
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>>54016309
How many worlds were hit Duke? And I can have aid groups offer you support in the reconstruction efforts if you will allow humans in your space.
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>>54016469
how durable are we talking?
I may have to alter it slightly and I will only use it when I need a body, but sure. whats in it for you?
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>>54016448
I think they stole Shuttle 7-B! I've sent out a fighter squadron after them.
>>54016469
We want to buy an entire battalion, for 100 million SFC.
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>>54016428
Perhaps. If we can get a analysis on their ships then we might have a idea of what's going on.

>>54016487
Up to twelve worlds were hit by the mass assault on our space, most of them being Yssravannar worlds, with all the Qui worlds like Harmon being attacked. The Yssravannar worlds were hit the hardest, with the Qui destroying Horde forces very quickly. And I believe we have the operation under control, just the urban areas are proving to be in a worse state than previously thought.
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>>54016448
>Markon grab one of the Cabal officers taken captive.
Start talking where did you take the Hierarch? Is he still in the capital?
>The bloodied cultist soldier begins to chuckle.

Heheheh too late heathen too late you were in saving your friend. Is he still in the Capital? HAH! He is not on the planet nor the Sol System. You. Have. Lost.
>The cultists blacks out.
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>>54016522
carter, I'm downloading to a Data drive. get me close and access their systems, that ship will be disabled
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>>54016392
Well if they break through our defenses here we will be unable to hold the inner core without throwing some worlds to the wolves and leaving them undefended. What is the fortress world they seem to be heading to?
>>54016424
That is fine Inkito. I am quite interested as well.
>>54016412
Try to break up their coordination if you can. It might not work that well but we need any advantage.
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>>54016490
We have the strength to lift 10 metric tons of weight by the age of 3 standard terran years and the guns to match, The record for longest survival time under sustained fire is 34 seconds.
>>54016522
Bring it down to a company for 10 we're not a filthy Goxian and they're relatively expensive and quite time consuming to make hence why we mostly use them for Siege Operations.
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>>54016565
Damn. Well thankfully only twelve worlds were hit and it seems much of your military strength has endured the assault as well. And if there is anything I can do to aid you please let me know. Even at war the UE is dedicated to it's allies.
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>>54016569
Y̌̌̐͊̊̊ͦo̎ͨͭ̀̂uͩ̆ ͭcͭ̓ͨ̔leͦͧ̌ͦa͂̎rͤͤl̎̇̔̉͌͂yͪͯ ̋̉̾ͬ̈́̽nͣ͗̓eed̓̈́ͪͩͣ̎ͧ ͮ̀̀͑ṫoͤ̄̊ ̈́̃p̀ͯͤ̌͒̚u͒̌ȓ̽͊͑̐ͪg̍̽̊̋ĕ͒ ͛y̎ͩ̑oͧͬͤ͂͆̚û̾͐̽r͆̂̓ͦ ͬ͊ỏͨ͒̃͐̂͑f́̇̂ͤ̔fi͋̓̄ͨce̾͊r̃ͣ̏͒ͮ̆͌ ͫ̀͐̾̽cͨ̊ͭ̊̉orͩ̉ͪ̃̏ͧpͪͣ͌͒̊sͦ̽̃ͭ̀̾̿
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>>54016577
The Progjero is a ship which has a massive Tachyon Lance. The lance has the power to obliterate the face of a planet. We are planning to use this to strike at their main base. How do I know where it is, I kept a tracker on our traitor friend. We have five made so far.
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>>54016634
Helping us to exact revenge on the Horde is help enough Karl. You alon have proven that even the non avians are worthy of respect.
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>>54016573
>>54016569
>>54016522
>Carter grabs one of the Dominion soldier's phones.

Astral,get in this one!If I can bring you close you can let me into their shuttle!

Markon,has 7-B left the planet?
>>
>>54016469
Why do you have so many prisoners,anyways?
>>
>>54016686
>the AI flickers into the phone, it turning the screen into a dull purple with a angry emoji on the front.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy-sVTaZRPk
lets go boys
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>>54016657
Well I'll gather as many ships as I can at the entryway to the inner core of worlds. Join me there with these warships and we'll make our last stand in orbit.
>>54016668
Well it seems we will be having a major engagement Duke would you like to join us personally to exact some revenge?
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>>54016728
Alright
>Clicks gun
Lets kill some traitors. And, I think you might need a soldiers advice on this.
>>
>>54016704
We have a population of 134,098,257,132,654 and growing very militarist nation founded on strength dominance and power which just had a total culture shift by joining the federation and becoming a more diplomatic species. Some people are going to get antsy and all of our expeditionary wars are of course going to generate POWs. We have a total of 112 penal colonies dedicated to mining,construction,and energy generation.
>>
>>54016771
Y̐̏̓͆̊õ̎̉̿͂̓̾ủ̀̐ sͦhͭ̍͊̌̿͒ͤo̿̎͋̔̈́̈ű͒͑͂̈́̐l̃d͂ͨ ͐͒̒̋ͦm͛ͦe͒͑̆̎́ͩ̇e̋̉t͌ͤ̐ ͛ͭͣ̈́̒t̏̏ͭ͛̌̄ͧhͤ̏͆ͨͯ͂̚eͧͤ̉̓ͪ ̆̎ͧc̾e̽p̊͂̎ͧ̚h͐̿s̉̌̏͒ ̽̈ͭy̑̽͒͂́ͯoͧ͑̎͌͋u͐͂ͮ̀'̑̿͑͆̈͋dͧͨ͋̄ gͬ͊̃̀̃́e͑̂͐ͭ̂ͭͣt̆͂ͭ͒͑̇ ̓̆͆̐͒a͊ͦ̃ͪ̋l̈́̈̿̽̓̾̌o̐̎ͫ̄ͤn͒g̈́̓ͩ͂̑
>>
>>54016728
Got it.Let's go.
>>54016769
Inkito,you are in the Serenity.We're on a different planet,as of now.
>Carter's other body sips coffee in the Assembly

But if you could try and prevent traffic from leaving the planet,that'll buy us time.
>>
>>54016771
>>54016790
Actually,you both sound like like-minded people.
>>
>>54016790
Well aren't you a handsome fellow.
>>
>>54016766
Ah to be in battle once more, my men would fight all the harder. It has been far too long since I held my weapon in my claw and did battle for my nation.
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>>54016766
Alright. I will meet you there as well. We have a joint force of Dabulans, UE, Ploraxians, and even a small W'nai detachment from the Self Defense Force!
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>>54016686
Checking the logs....it has and its headed for Alpha Centari Prime The dominions oldest extra solar colony.
>Markon reloads his Judgement bringer rifle
Everyone get to your ships in orbit and rally around my flagship the Blade of the Cosmos and we'll jump to the system.
>>
>>54016842
can you open communications with them?
and who's the target, an ambassador?
>>
>>54016842
Hold up.That may not be needed.
>The Granicap Carter is possessing takes the phone and moves to a nearby Dominion officer pod.

Can this launch into space?Doesn't matter if it has life support,but can it?
>>
>>54016905
Go chase it,and try and keep our position open.
My othe soldiers are retreating,and I'll try boarding the ship with Astral.
>>
>>54016874
Pardon my manners but I don't think we've been introduced?
>>54016905
Maybe I'm not sure.
>>
>>54016831
The strategic chokepoint is the only way from that fief into the core worlds. Most of their forces are decimated, the dukes.
>>
>>54016931
no time, speak later.

>>54016905
carter? what are you doing?
>the angry face turns into a worried one

why not just give the ship a call?
>>
>The Tidro Tank Squadron having landed on Primaris IV are now in the process of exterminating Subjects 81 and 93 with repeated kinetic bombardment into known hive areas.
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>>54016950
Because they won't answer,and even if they do they may kill the Hierarch if we try anything.

Come on Astral,I'll need your help.
>>54016931
Good enough for me.
>Carter hops in and puts in coordinates

So,I'll just try boarding it.Before I go,do you have a badge or something?So the Hierarch knows I'm Voidwatch allied?
>>
>>54016831
>>54016948
>Meanwhile, in the Obrass Corridor.
Ah, Herr Ambassador, I believe we have fortified our position. I have dispatched various construction ships to build defense stations.
>>
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>>54017011
>Hands him the Badge.
Here This should let him know who you are but those Cabalist will shoot you on sight.
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>>54017011
fine, for fucks sake why do I do this?

>a small data packet is sent to the station and astral settles down to wait for the ride

LETS GO FUCKERS, ONCE MORE UNTO THE BRAECH
>>
>>54017087
OOC:Fucks going on?
>>
>>54017045
No problem.
Okay,I'm launching now.Get your forces rallied around your ship and prevent the shuttle from getting shot.Shoot any other Cabalist forces.
>Carter lifts off in the pod.It begins to shake,but it holds.

Astral,when I tell you to,hack the vent panel nearest to me on their ship,okay?
>>
>>54017112
Attention all ships of the Voidforce that shuttle is to be protected at all costs anything other ships belonging to the Cabal are to be given no mercy.
>The battle begins as long range weapons From the S.O.T.C. and other ships unleash their firepower.
>>
Rolled 8 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>54017106
[I'm getting shot out of a fucking cannon into space carried by carter to infiltrate an escape pod holding a ambassadors boss hostage by cabal members and there's a chance I will die, lets do it]

>>54017112
how about, I cut of the power and open the doors while tormenting them from the inside?

as soon as you get in stay in the hanger for a few moments, let me have my fun.
[ignore my roll]
>>
>>54017161
>>54017112
>Suddenly, a heavily damaged Ploraxian tanker with various fighters striking it
This is *bzzt* the IPN Mikzero! We are under att- by fighters for 24 hours! We have severe damage, we require assistance. We believe C00101 and *bzzt* hive mercs! HELP!
>>
>>54017199
OOC:Fucking sick. Shame you don't have a hyper durable siege shell.
>>
Rolled 7, 2, 3 = 12 (3d8)

>>54017199
[interesting]
>>
>>54016817
>>54016811
W͗hͩ̆ͤ̏͂̚a͂͋̾͛̀͂t͑͆ dͣ̐ͮ͌̆ͣo̔ ̊͒̇y͐ͬ̽o̒̄͑ǘͮ͑ͬ mͣͫ̂ͬȅ̀͗ͮ̚a̓͌̊͛̊͑n͂̑̍̎̐ͫ ͩ́ͦͣ͆b͌ͧ̄͒̌yͣͦͬͭ ͭ̋ͤ͗̽t̾̌̌hͨ̍aͯͮt͗̂ͫ̓̑̇?͆
>>
>>54017161
>As Voidwatch forces open fire on the Cabal,the pod comes near the shuttle.

Okay,Astral.Get ready.
>Carter pits the controls on autopilot and breaks open the windshield.
Astral,open the nearest vent!
>He jumps onto the shuttle as it travels 65,000 miles per hour.

OPEN THAT VENT NOW
>>
>>54017215
[I'm in a fucking PHONE, what could go wrong?]

oh carter, your going to like this
>>
>>54017226
Our translators are honestly having trouble dictating what you are sending us. Come again?
>>54017245
OOC:OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
>>
>>54017245
OPEN THE VENT FIRST PLEASE
>Carter slams his fist into the ship to prevent being blasted into space

WE'RE GONNA KICK THEIR ASS
>>
>>54017241
>the device flickers black and the waster is left headed at the pod for nearly a half second before the vent opens and he is bodily dragged and slammed into a wall, only breaking a leg

I did it

>the vent seals behind him
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>>54017209
We ar- *Bzzt* under attack, and ne- your position! Car- er Help1
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>>54017254
W̄ͭḧ͗a̾̒t́.ͨ̆̈ ͣ͂̊̊ͦ͊ͣ ̉D̔ͯ̽ȍ͛̇͊̑.͂ͨ ̇̓̾̊ͫ ́ͧ͊͑̽Yoͭ͋u.̍ͯ̌͒̊ ̔ ͭͤ͑̔͒͋Ḿe̽̋̚a̋n̎͋.̈́ ͭB̀̂y͐͋ ͑͒̇ͪ͒̔tͨ̊̌͐̏̈́h̉aͫ̆̀̓ͭͤͭt͌͐̀͑̇̔
>>
>>54017285
Thank you.

Markon,try to escort that Ploraxian ship to safety.

Astral,deactivate the security.It's gonna get messy.
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>>54017291
COME. AGAIN. We are having trouble understanding you.
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>>54017288
Give the tanker some covering fire so they can make it back to the Voidforce formation.
>>54017312
On it.
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>>54017258
please wait here for several seconds while I tend to some matters.

>there are several flickering lights and screams of pain along with some gun fire before my song starts up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy-sVTaZRPk

AD VICTORIUM YOU BASTARDS

>the voice is calm again
you may enter the cockpit now

>>54017312
[they are fighting loading drones as well as the stun turrets, you only have to beat 10 of them rather than 30 now]
>>
>>54017312
>Carter's leg resnaps back into place.

And next time you grab someone try not to slam them into a wall with enough force to break a freighter in half.
>>54017324
I'll take on security.You take on the drones.

Ooc
Ready to slaughter Cabal members?
>>
>>54017314
Whͦ̉͑̊̃ät
̋ͭ͛̄D̊̾i̍dͫ̃̆ͫͬ͂̽
̈͗͋Yoͩ̐̈́̌ȕ̍͂̾̿
̄Mͤͤ͒ͤȇ͗̏̑a̾̏ͪ̎̏̂n͐̇̓
̽ͩ̿̀̋͌Wͤͪͯ̉̄̿̉he̐ͤ̊̓̎ͯnͨͧ͆ͤ͒͂
̽Y̆̈́̉͗ͦͮ̉o͆̋̿̐u
̽̒ͯͪ̏ͫ̐C͊͂ͣȁlͮͪͭ̂̋͂l̿̇͒̐ͪe̿ͭ̈ͯ̾ͬ̌ď͛͑ͪ̋ͤ͋
ͫ͒Uͯ̌sͧ̓ͮ͆͋͌/̎̔ͮ͐iͬ̓
́̃Tͨ͌̐̒̔hǡ̂͋̄̈́ṫ̈ͩ̚
>>
>>54016948
>>54017018
I will arrive there with the majority of my force there shortly.
Ooc do you want to command the combined fleet or should I for the fleet battle? And go through your order of battle try to keep it around 1k in fleet points and I'll do the UE force.
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>>54017339
OOC:Don't actually know what your species looks like from the name I assumed tentacles and made a hentai joke.
Come again? We really can't understand you we'll imprison the current translators and have them replaced shortly.
>>
Rolled 12, 16, 14, 7, 9 = 58 (5d20)

>>54017334
[I am the dronesim just harassing them and you get sneak attacks lets roll 5d20. you do ours]

admiral please assist I have disabledhier engines but they are still under momentum
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>>54017361
Ooc giant sentient lobsters of various sizes.
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>>54017340
I want you to command it, as... well. Our fleet admiral is dead. We need you to command it. There is Dabulan, UE, W'nai, and ploraxian forces there.
>>
Rolled 20, 2, 7, 12, 8 = 49 (5d20)

>>54017364
I hope I'm good enough to fight after yesterday.
Let's go!
>Carter charges into the fray
>>
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>>54017361
w̷͝͞e͞͡ ͘͢w̴o̷͞u̷l͘d l̨͘i̛̕͠k͞e̕͞ ͞t̀ó͢ ̛́u̧̕͡n͟d̡e̷r ̢s͞t̕a̧͡͞n̷d͠ ͠w̕hat̶͘ ̡̕y͡ò̸u̡ ͘͝m̧͢ea̕n͢t͟͢ ̡́b̛̕ỳ͠ ̵̧ca͟l͘l͢ing ̷͢ų̶s̵͞ a̧̧ ̷̵̀l̨͘ov͞ę̡̀l̢̧y͟͠ ̢̛fe͘͝͡l͢͞ĺo̢͘w̛͟
>OOC giant space lobsters
>>
>>54017386
>>54017364
>Carter kills two Cabal soldiers,but is shot in the chest by a gauss cannon.As Astral guns down more of them,Carter bisects two in one swipe,but the forces retreat with the Hierarch.

Shit.Astral,any shortcuts to intercept them in the ship?
>>
Rolled 1, 1, 13, 6, 18 = 39 (5d20)

>>54017364
>>54017386
>the first waves fall to the ground beaten to a pulp, only 2 of the 10 men unscathed

[6 down, 2 injured]
>>
>>54017380
OOC:Awesome
>>54017410
thats better what I meant by that was that your physique makes me feel quite flattered in its form especially how the light gleams off of your chitin if stirs up odd feelings not unlike the ones we have during the life renewal.
>>
>>54017411
>the force stops its wanton attacks with a snarl

I have one idea
>he barges through a wall sealing the blast door throughout the ships
>>
>>54017418
o̴͡k͡.̡͠.̵..̀͠.̸̧̢
wè̡ ḑ̧ò͢͝n͜'͢t̸͞ ̕͞k̀͠ń̕͢o̸w͢͠ h̀͘o͞w̷͞͡ ́tơ̷ ̶r̨e͜ş̴p̵͞ǫ͜n̷̷͘d̵̵ ̷͞t̶o̵ ͘t̨h͡a͟t͢
͟͠t̷̨h͡͞a͢͜nk̛s̢̨̕?̶̸
>>
Rolled 12, 2, 14, 7, 16, 10, 19, 12, 7, 14 = 113 (10d20)

>>54017386
>The battle around the shuttle begins to intensify as the bulk of the fleets ships are now in weapons range. Kinetics projectiles crash into shields and armor, while energy weapons blaze through the void, missiles fly from there launchers and strike craft swarm around ships like a hive of insects.

First 5 rolls are for Federal fleets the next 5 are for the enemy.
>>
>>54017439
would you...would you mind if I stroked your antennae?
>>
Rolled 1, 3, 1, 1, 19 = 25 (5d20)

>>54017415
>>54017434
That works.
>Carter and Astral rip through Cabal soldiers,as other either fight back run away terrified.

Can you locate the Hierarch in this ship?
>>
>>54017459

i̢͢f̶ ̸̡y̕o̸ú̴͝ ͡w̸͘an̢t̛ ̡͘͞t̷͠o.̴̛.̢͡.̶͠.̛͟?̡
̷
>>
>>54017459
What am I watching. Why am I here
>He sighs and keeps walking on patrol sternly with his SK-90.
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>>54017383
Alright I can lead it. Let us rout the bastards here and now.
Ooc give me the system's name so I can write it down for later.
Sweet I get to control both sides of an engagement. Get ready for shenanigans.
>>
>>54017483
Ooc fucking hell those 1s dude.
>>54017489
You're watching love at work my friend.
>>
>>54017493
OOC: The Irabass Corridor
>>54017527
H..ow? This is quite lewd...
>>
>>54017527
Ooc
It's like the Taxla fight all over again.
>>
>>54017486
YES! I mean *ahem* Much appreciated this is great for our diplomatic relations the royal fleet shall depart soon.
>The Royal Fleet meant only for the escort of royal family members and protection of the home world comprises of over 10 battle ships 30 cruisers 500 corvettes and 1 dreadnaught flagship carrying the royal family member themselves.
>>
>>54017489
HOW ARE YOU ACCESSING LIVE FEEDS OF THE RIPPRESSES THRONE ROOM EXPLAIN YOURSELF FILTH!
>>
Rolled 1, 3, 14, 11 = 29 (4d20)

>>54017483
>a drone steps in front of the waster from the fuselage that comes back at him, the drone ceases to function.

the target is located. follow me
>>
>>54017574
I think you are mistaken. This is the negotiation chamber, and... fuck. I need a cleaning unit towards the negotiation chamber one, we have a possible bio hazard.
>>
>>54017602
Got it.Let's kill some Cabal forces.
>Carter follows the drone.
Ooc
You know that scene in Rogue One,with Darth Vader and the Rebels?
Think of that,and replace Vader with a 7 foot tall monstrosity and a killmachine that loves violence.

That's what is about to occur.
>>
>>54017602
>another enemy falls to the ground maimed leaving only one man left, he rushes to the escape pods....that fail to deploy as carter and the remaining three drones get there

there he is carter
>>
>>54017603
Well shit. I am so imprisoned.
>>
>>54017636
Markon,we got him.Where do you want him?
>Footsteps are heard as Cabal forces begin rushing to their location.
>>
Ooc where is this fight taking place and against who?
>>
>>54017635
HHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[oh lets get him, you know what ill let you take the lead, ill act as the last mook injured as he is]

cabalist: STAY BACK
>he points a weapon to the heraches head

>>>54017655
>the blast doors clamp shut, buying us a few minutes.
what do you want to do carter?
>>
>>54017651
>Carter's body in the Serenity laughs slightly.

And to think Prethoryn was talking about gross people yesterday,and now he's doing stuff with lizard people.

Ploraxian,I don't think it's a biohazard.
>>
>>54017553
Ooc no dude that was worse. It went on for like ten rolls probably even more.
>>54017603
Any space stations we can use as defenses in the system Ploraxian? Well never mind let's hold a damn line.
>>
>>54017691
There are several defense stations, and we are using the local spaceport here, and some rich locals have strapped on guns to their skyhooks, and can use them as a last resort.
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>>54017671
Ooc the Irabass Corridor in Ploraxian space against the Horde. You can send a fleet that way but I'll basically be leading and fighting a fleet battle against myself.
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>>54017671
Ooc
Astral and I are killing cabalists on the Shuttle 7B,Karl is facing the Horde,and Markon is fighting off Cabalist forces in space.
>>54017686
Gimme a sec.
>Before the man can react,Carter pulls out a handcannon and shoots him in the head.

Sorry,he was annoying.Astral, you have energy cuffs or something for the Hierarch?
We'll kill all those soldiers in a moment.
>>54017691
Ooc
OLD PEOPLE FIGHT
>>
>>54017736
>>54017738
Ooc that's cool was just wondering, is there gonna be a ground fight with the Horde?
>>
OOC: Anyway I can get into this?
>>
>>54017757
Ooc
Don't know,but possibly.Taxla rematch when?
>>54017763
You could send some fleets to support the Battle,or even ask Karl if you can play a side.
>>
>>54017687
w͜h̵͢a͘t̷̴ ͟͞a̛͘r͡e͘ ̴͜t̴͜a̵̴̶l͞͝k̛i͡ņ̀g̸ ͘a͠bo̢͡ų͡͡t̶?
͜͜͝I͜ ̵̵so͠m̀eon̷e͜͡ ̸͞w̢an͘͜͝t̵̵s̨ tơ ̀p̕ó̴k͡e ͜͠me͟ ̧̧t͢h̡̛ȩ̴n t̵ḩe̷ỳ͜ ̛c͘a̵n̛ ̴i̛f̕͢ ̢͢͝t̴̢he̶͢y w̨̕͢à͢n͘t̕ t̷o̸̴
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>>54017738
>the drones scrap one of their own and restrain the hierarch he will not be escaping without help

I can help against them other than jettisoning the pod and detonating the ship, your call
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>>54017757
Ooc yeah probably. You want to duel that Warlord for ten years again?
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>>54017822
Uh huh.Poke you.

Okay,12.Just don't blame me when she starts
something.
>>54017828
Astral,get into that pod with the Hierarch and jettison to Markon.I'll kill the people on the ship and eject into space from a vent afterwards.

Plus,I want to see if they have any cool hats.That cat had a good idea.
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>>54017822
Oh my this is quite solid.
>>54017808
My survey corp has informed me of a battle on going what is it about and would my presence be welcome? It would help make the penal armies more compliant.
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>>54017857
understood

who is this guy by the way?
>the pod closes and begins its warm up sequence. the last of astral enters the drones and the blast doors begin to lift
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>>54017857
>>54017885
t̢͟͡h̨i̸s͘ ͜͝i̶s͜ a̷n̢͜ot̢͝h̷̛͘e̛̛r ͜on̡͢ę̢ o̸f̛ ̢́t͡ho̵̕ş͟͞e̸ ͘t̕h̢ing̛̕s ̀͘͢we̸̢̧ ̛w̵͜͢į̛l̢l̛ ̨ne̸̷͝v̸e̸r͜ ̛́͝ưn̷͢͡d̸e̸͘r̢st̶̕a͞n̡͘ḑ͜ í̀s̛n͟͝'͢t̡̛̀ ͢it̵͘ ̷̕͝
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>>54017808
Ooc on a wall right now but give me some time to sit down and type and I'll find a place for him.
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>>54017808
>>54017840
I think after the last fiasco a Warlord/Duke rematch is not on my mind. Could storm the HQ tho with the Orga.
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>>54017885
Sure.Just send them towards Karl's coordinates.
>>54017900
Think so.
>>54017897
I think he's their leader.Regardless,Marokon wanted him alive.
The rest of the crew are forfeit.
>With them both in the pod,Astral and the Hierarch leave the ship towards the Blade of the Cosmos.Carter closes the doors and unlocks the ones blocking the Cabal forces.
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>>54017950
Ooc
That sounds good.Finally show off their power,ever since they were developed after the Battle of Yss.
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>>54017986
Yeah will be fun to recreate Ajon V by attack the Horde command.
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>>54017964
Very well sending escort fleet of 10 cruisers 1 battleship/flagship and over 100 penal army drop ships.
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>>54017964
Well lets have a right old time,
>I activate my final order on the ship to self destruct and then play a song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04854XqcfCY
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>>54018080
Okay,I've got a minute till this thing blows up.
Let's do this.
>Carter's comms are dropped,and the sound of doors opening is heard.Then screaming.A lot of screaming,and a shout of "I found a hat!".
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>>54018137
Well,now I can eat Cabal burgers for lucnh at the Serenity.
>He punches a hole through the ship,and is ejected into space.

Astral,blow it up please.I'll just have the rest of my Granicaps pick me up.
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>when the pod reaches the federation fleet the target is badly biological anymore, the crude augmetics I forced into his flesh render him incapable of lying to a federation official without sever pain.

>astral laughs as he sits in his new abode, speaking without the hosts mouth moving

OH FEDS I GOT A PRESENT

ill be back in half an hour

>the ship explodes in an atomic fire storm
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>>54018205
>Carter sees the firestorm from the vacuum of space

Nice view from where I am.
>He is picked up by his ship,and disconnects from the body.

Well,I'm fully back at the Serenity,now.Anything happen?
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Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>54017964
The Heirarch is the leader of the Mankind Dominion.

>As the battle continues ships exchange blows with Sword of the Cosmos tipping the balance in favor of the Federal forces.

Good work Carter though something doesn't feel right....
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>>54018273
What's wrong?We got that Hierarch,and now my ship is bringing me a new hat.
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>>54018412
Cabalist reinforcements are jumping in from Alpha Centari and other systems. we still have a numbers advantage but that might change if this keeps up.
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Hello have we missed the battle?
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>>54018433
Not yet.Karl is setting up his forces.
>>54018430
Let's leave it.The Cabalists won't harm the Dominion citizens,only the Voidwatch.We're low on numbers as it is,Markon.Retreat is the best option.
>Carter's ship lands in the Serenity,and he leaves for it for a moment.
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Ooc got some cool fucking rules in mind so I'll play out this battle in command of both fleets. I'll start it in the next thread and while I'll be doing most of the rolling and shit if you guys want to do boarding actions and shit feel free to.
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>>54018562
Ooc
Got it.Aslo,I just realized this thread has 400 replies.We burned through this one fast god damn.
New thread?
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>>54018493
Good Point. All Federal ships this is Director Markon we have the Hierarch prepare for emergency jump to Serenity on my mark. 3...2...1..Mark
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>>54018602
OOC:Yes please always wanted to join these threads its honestly fun and my entire fleet is based on boarding.
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OOC: I still haven't quite figured out the way combat and fleets work, and I would like to partake in the battles here, but I just don't know what to do
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>>54018707
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Yd1eWqg3vNKyzgscXQXSENvSUvVKSPMbK0bQr_OsrY/edit
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>>54018707
>>54018618
OOC:Got some new rules I've been wanting to try out dudes so I'm gonna use this as a test and kind of demonstration battle to see if I like them and if they're better than the previous rules.
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>>54018606
Good.Let's think of our next move.The Hierarch will have some answers for us.
>>54018618
Ooc
Okay,just gonna make it in 5 minutes or so.
>>54018707
What questions do you have with it?I tried maing them as simple as possible while not relying on lucky dice rolls.
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>>54018761
OOC:for boarding and infantry combat do numbers and racial traits have a effect.
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>>54018753
Ooc
Great.The rules I made seemed a little clunky,but I didn't want dice rolls to decide everything.

If yiu have a better system,we could use it.
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>>54018761
and he will be truthful HAHAHAHA
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>>54018790
Still want that shell AI friend? We had one commissioned just for you to have a easy access interface along its hand and a enhanced processor to hold you.
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>>54018774
Hmm.
Usually,boarding is just used like a lasting damage attack,like poisoning someone in a turn based game.

But if your entire force is based on boarding,go ahead!Just use the normal infantry rules,and convert ships to vehicles with an extra zero to health or something.
You can make up your traits and exotic weapkn stats yourself.As long as they're fun and not too overpowered,it's fine.

Although,keep in mind these rules are for PvP.If you're fighting "NPCs",then just write about how your forces win or lose without any dice rolling.
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>>54018803
yes please, but what's in it for you?
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>>54018817
OOC: Got it, what would you recommend for 6 inch thick flesh with leathery skin and a natural ability to lift 10 tons by the age of 3 and some heavy hitting guns. (my justification if this seems OP they clawed their way out of the evolutionary shitfest using pure brawn and martial power.)
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>>54018781
Thinking about having a long range bombardment phase at the beginning of battles.
-Armor will just be a percentage of damage reduced
AV 2 20%
AV 3 30%
And so on.
-Shields will give a +3 bonus to every ships health with more advanced ships getting a bigger bonus (still on the fence about this)
-You can dodge to reduce damage to 50% on the roll of an even number on a d6 but will only get to roll half the dice for shooting instead
-Firing point defenses against missiles and bombers will do the same on the roll of an even number
What do you guys think? Anything to add?
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>>54018880
You have to run our biggest penal colony on the side. it has a population of 1'000'000'000'000 from multiple races. its our bigger producer of soldiers,cheap labor,and test subjects its quite a bureaucratic hassle and our minds can be more focused on logistics then some future bullet sponges and cashiers.
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>>54018933
OOC:Sounds good
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>>54018949
>the AI is silent for a few moments

okay, but I will just set up alarithomes and systems to put everything efficiently to rest, anything out of the ordinary will be handled personally, deal? the tithes will be done to specifications given to me. the best I can do
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>>54018933
Seems good to me.
Though shields should be the same as before,I think.
It would be a choice of less damage now versus less overall damage when you choose your armor/shield number,you know?
>>
Post link to new thread when it's ready.
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>>54019003
Very well perfect and just in time we have a new case for you! My former uncle Khanorga just massacered the entire 9-C block thanks to a power outage thats about 1449 casualties.
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>>54019067
That's cool.Just some ideas I had. And also was thinking that to make larger battles not turn into a gigantic cluster fuck that the limit for player to player battles be like 2500 fleet power and then have anything bigger just focus on a small section of the battle. That way the rules won't be broken and swarm players like the Prethoryns can still pvp just without rolling in the thousands for damage.
>>
OOC: is there a google drive with the diffrent races and lore etc. or is it all improv like I did?
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>>54019111
you make a hard push when you have ammo don't you?

>Astral hisses through the vox

what are your laws on murder and so on, I need a basis to work with. and any requests what to do with him?
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>>54019142
OOC: Here is the google docs for my species
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m-RHzdWkfXWoGUFmOer_tSV7cy1ur1TTsu65Rm6doRY/edit?usp=sharing
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>>54019142
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1anojEHaQJPNzNQYYGI8APVGFpGaIOTgUAGCbuRF3YQQ/edit?usp=sharing

It's a little out of date with the war going on and shit but here's some background on my guys. Production is being super amped up to deal with the Horde and shit.
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>>54019149
We most certainly do thank you.
The Royal Family currently numbering in over 13'568'123'752 members are given immunity from slave roles and the death penalty which are the 2 of 3 possible punishments for any given crime with the other being any capital punishment you can think of, Depending on the severity of the case which is decided by the preceding authority (this would be you) it can either range from light capital punishment IE: getting shot,whipped,stabbed,raped to slave roles such as menial tasks like mining to combat slaves then hard capital punishment and then death.
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>>54019198
OCC:>its a stellaris portrait
i am so happy.
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>>54019253
OOC: I first made the species in stellaris, and when the Galactic Federation threads started then I just used it and started to build on it. And I would love to have some constructive critizism on my google doc, so I can improve on it further,
I'm also trying to work on the language
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>>54019226
>the chaotic and vindictive side of astral rears its head

this is going to be most enjoyable, so the uncle is not getting killed or slaved, but everything else is on the table?
HAHAHAHAHA

>the ai vanishes for a moment
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>>54019287
OOC:So was mine I don't have the actual doc though I just have it all written on the empire description.
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>>54019297
OH I SHOULD PROBABLY REMIND YOU HE'S FAMOUS FOR BREAKING OUT OF THINGS!
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>>54019121
Ooc
Yeah,or just make it so we downsize for battles like that.
For example,when in combat they say there's 25,000 dreads,but we count it as 250 at most,and fluff it as 25,000.

Personally,I think that there should be some caps on power levels.I made the Wastes have decay so I wouldn't just roll up as an overpowered civilization in pvp,but when fighting NPCs it's fine to have some power and stuff.

I say we only use the rules for PvP.No more rolling for attacking NPCs and stuff,because it seems to me that doing that harms it.When fighting other olayers we have rules for balance,so having Prethoryn just swarm people witha million ships on random would be stupid (unless he expressly warned beforehand and its a serious fight),but if he's fighting a regular old evil force,he can do that just fine.If we make him have to roll to kill one ship when he has so many of his own,it would cheapen his civilization.It would be practically saying that such an immensely powerful Hive could lose to a ship on a bad roll.Just an example.

I'm not saying let people do anything.Like when Yss was invaded by the Horde.Yes,the battle was fun,but personally I think it would have been better in that case to roll for infiltrating Dukedom security or something.Even if they had been caught,a battle still would have commenced,and it would have been a bit better than just saying it automatically snuck through.

I'm not trying to make rules too complicated,all I'm saying is that we should use rolls more sparingly and logicall,instead of rolling to shoot someone right in front of you.Have the threads not start relying on rolls,I guess.

Do you get what I mean?
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>>54019371
Again,not trying to force stuff on people.I just want it so that these threads don't just devolve into dice rolls for everything.
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OOC:Its all good man. but wait I can have over 250 dreads? I was trying to think of a big fleet number for the royal fleet can I make it have this many?
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>>54019355
>The AI comes back

the uncle will be no problem, his legs are bisected and his right hand is the only functional limb. he will be a freaight director, pulling a lever to send a mine cart one way or another. if he does good he eats, if not he starves. he can not move from his post

any modifications?
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>>54019455
did you sterilise his internal organs? he had a replicator installed there a couple centuries back that replicates lost limbs and flesh we've been having trouble shutting them down since they just regrow if you take them out.
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>>54019489
does fire work? if not a large wad of mines will alert the guards if not kill him, but accidents happen
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>>54019534
I don't know why would I have ever dug around in my uncles chest cavity? and fair reminder If he dies you will be declared a enemy of the state and the royal fleet will personally try to execute you.
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>>54019580
he has more chance of suicide than any other form of death, and theres not much I can do other than take his last arm, and that would make him useless.

if worst comes to worst, I will "augment him" and take a new residence. he wont cause trouble should that come
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>>54019632
Suicide would throw our blood line out of Royalty he would never dare do it.
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OCC:New thread up yet?
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>>54019655
then he will not be free, his arms will be re amputated if I must do so.
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Pile in here lads
>>54019770
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>>54019700
Very well make sure he is unaware of my royal involvement and be wary of his limbs regrowing.
>>54019784
OOC:Sweet.
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