That DM/Guy

>>54007900
Is your pic implying that "that guy" is the one eating ice cream?

Have you ever done any physical labour op?

Because I'll tell you what. That old faggot literally standing doing jack shit except "supervising" while standing way to close to the people actually working is a far worse offender.

>>54008226
I didn't make the image anon i just found it

>>54007900
> I roll to scavenge for food
> 2
> You can't find anything but rocks
> I roll to cook a rock
> You know that you have like, 10 days rations, right?
> Yeah, but I might need those later

He spent 30 irl minutes trying to cook a rock while the rest of us just ate our rations. Poor sod was trying to cook it in a pan like a pleb instead of making the far superior stone soup.

>>54007900
>that OP that doesn't know the difference between "role" and "roll"

>>54007900
>It's been a while since we had a That DM/Guy
OP we have at least two of these threads every day.

>>54008468
>Poor sod was trying to cook it in a pan like a pleb instead of making the far superior stone soup.

Bastard, sole my joke.

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>>54008656

>>54007900
How the fuck is icecreamguy supposed to help? there is not enough room! and even if it was, what would he do? hold the SIDE of the cabinet?

The last time I ran shadowrun I had a player who was physically incapable of understanding consequences.

>Ask after a run what the masks/face coverings each of them were wearing looked like (So I could put out reports on them)
>"Oh nah, I wasn't wearing a mask. Better for advertising myself as a professional if they know who I am"
>But...you burned 3 rent-a-cops to death when they posed no threat to you and couldn't even alert the rest of security.
>"Yeah, made me look badass!"

He then proceeded to bitch me out and quit the game when later on, the company sent drones after him to kill him.

>"Fuckin' hell man. How did they know I was there!"
>You are in public, without a mask, on their territory and they know what you look like.
>"Wait, this was Ares? How was I to know it was Ares after me?"
>The bit where the drone fired incendiary grenades at you while announcing 'This is for our friends' perhaps?
>"What? That was weeks ago, why do they still care?!"

He also threw a shitfit when NPCs didn't have the exact statline they had in the core book. Like Knight Errant cops actually having a perception score above 'Half-Blind' while his 1 rank in stealth group troll tried to hide in a bush I'd described as half his size.

>>54007900
>t's been a while since we had a That DM/Guy so why not one now

Because your supposition is false. We are always having a That Guy thread. They're constant

Your endless bitching and moaning is a never ending cavalcade of your own ability to drop your balls and confront others like an adult.

YOU, anon, YOU are the 'That Guy' of /tg/