Alright, /tg/, here's a thread for stories about your experiences playing tabletops of all kinds.
This thread should be devoted to gameplay stories from your own sessions.
Without further ado, /tg/, knock yourselves out.
>first time playing tabletop
>dm plays it fast and loose, perma death involves sheet destruction
>first character is level 5
>bully decides to challenge me
>DM is bro to both of us so he must play along
>Bully's character is way stronger, player has much more experience
>I roll first
>20, 20, 19, 20
>other character is dead
>bully is crying
>DM runs into the other room to tell his mom what happened
>mfw I have no idea whats going on