Diogenes as a Greek god

>>53970698
He and Socrates become the anti-Augustus and Caesar as they sit in on Olympus and shit talk everything

He is the god of dogs and shitposting.

>>53970698
He'd be basically useless as a god because he doesn't do anything since he thinks they don't really need his help

>>53972317
He doesn't help anyone, but he's always on hand with some spicy banter.

>>53972407
so when the cleric prays for spells they instead get insulting commentry on their current situation?

>>53972466
HELPFUL insulting commentry.
Remember, when Diogenes bantered with Plato, he pointed out inherent flaws in his philosophy AND insulted him along the way.

Diogenes' banter in essence is:
">[current year]"
">doing thing you shouldn't be doing"
"shiggy"

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>>53970698
>champion
Alexander might have gotten some favor, if he made sure not to block the damn sunlight

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>>53970698
>What deck are playing?
>What are the strengths?
>What is the weakness?

>What deck are playing?
Grixis Pyromancer Therapy
LINK: http://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/lgc-grixis-pyromancer/
DECKLIST:
1 Bayou
2 Bloodstained Mire
4 Brainstorm
4 Cabal Therapy
1 Engineered Explosives
4 Force of Will
4 Gitaxian Probe
2 Island
1 Jace, the Mind Sculptor
1 Jace, Vryn's Prodigy
4 Lightning Bolt
4 Misty Rainforest
4 Polluted Delta
4 Ponder
4 Preordain
1 Swamp
1 Thoughtseize
4 Tombstalker
3 Underground Sea
3 Volcanic Island
4 Young Pyromancer

Sideboard:
1 Counterspell
1 Flusterstorm
1 Jace, the Mind Sculptor
4 Leyline of the Void
4 Pyroblast
2 Thoughtseize
2 Vendilion Clique

>What are the strengths?
1. Answers [ALMOST] Everything W/ Cabal Therapy, Gitaxian Probe, and Young Pyro synergies.
2. TEMPO TEMPO TEMPO TEMPO
3. I get to crush the field with the Tombstalker tech. Flying over massive bodies and being able to block + bolt a Griseldaddy is troll worthy. Crushing BUG ground based offenses with speed or flying.
4. JVP is gas for delve, card selection, and snap casting at a sorcery speed for proactive interaction.
>What is the weakness?
1. Very little. The deck is 45-55/45-55 against the field. Knowing how to sequence and how to maximize all the synergies to maximize simultaneous triggers is very important

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>>53970698
>Domains
Trickery, Mind, Madness.

>Powers
He's basically a Greek equivalent of Janus, but more chaotic and jester-like. Just like a jester, he has hidden depths of wisdom and intuition. He is a patron of fools and wise men alike, of people who can see past his mocking words and realize the wisdom he speaks.

>Champions
If I were not Alexander, then I should wish to be Diogenes." - Alexander the Great, one of the people who could see past Diogenes' unsightly exterior and manners and realize the wisdom of his words.

>Relationships
He is probably married to Eris/Discordia (or at least, she is the most fitting partner for him).
He is probably best buddies with Hecate.

>>53980848
He lives in a wine barrel and is associated with madness. He'd be rolling deep with Dionysus.

>>53970698
>Mythos
Would probably go something along the lines of:

>Aphrodite tries to seduce Diogenes on a bet with another goddess
>Diogenes shittalks and slutshames her and tells her to get out of his fucking sunlight
>Aphrodite gets mad and ropes in some unwitting mortal into performing her petty vengeance
>Diogenes is too much of a shitposter and an outcast to fall for it

Thinking about it, wouldn't Diogenes be a permavirgin by his own choice anyway? Seems fitting for a public masturbator like him.
What do we even know about his life beside the spicy memes anyway?