Can I join your party, /tg/?

Can you drool on our weapons for a while too?

Why did you draw out the 's' on "is" but not on either of the "as"?

>>53956589
I don't ssssswing that way

>>53956585
Sssure thing, comrade

>>53956358

All we ask is that everyone pull their weight, and you don't look like you weigh much. We should probably check in with the Ranger and the Druid, though. It's like a zoo around here and I don't want any...uh....disagreements? Is disagreements a polite enough way to say it? Anyway, as long as nobody tries to eat anybody else I'm down for it.

>>53956358
This thread pops up once a month. It's the same anon. Brah, just kys.

>>53956358
What if we're fighting undead or constructs?

>>53957072
Then I can conssstrict their necksss until their headsss fall off.

>>53956358
That sounds pretty good.. how are you with tanking though?

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>>53956358
One shot is all you need?

Your hired!

>>53957100
Ssssurely you're not sssseriousssss...

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>>53956358
Sure thing. You'll be taking up the frontline position with our monk, they specialize in kicking!

>>53957218
Well I don't know! Most snakes can't talk! Maybe you're magic, it's rude to assume.

>>53957656
Ssssorry for sssnapping at you, anon. I can talk but I'm not magic, nor am I an effective tank. (You could ssssay I'm a lover, not a fighter: I'm sssskilled at giving hugsss and love bitesss!)

>>53957506
That bird has some really cute eyelashes.