AND I TOP DECK A FUCKING LAND

>AND I TOP DECK A FUCKING LEAF

do people really get this mad over a game that is inherently rng?

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>AND I TOP DECK A LAND
>with cycling
>draw game winner
>have pic related on field
>play cycled land...

>>53937022
With my brother and closed friends I have raged. Never in public or would a stranger.

I once had a guy poop and fart and do nothing but that for ten straight minutes when I packed up my cards he said he won cos I forfeit

>>53937022
>Magic
>rng

Basic averages state that about 1/3 of your draws are going to be more or less lands. That's assuming you put literally nothing in your deck to draw additional cards or filter your hand.

>>53937111
There should be a fair bit more bantz at those type of games. Rage outs are expected

>>53936929
>after drawing only non-lands with a two-land mulligan to five with passable curve
Sometimes, fuck this game.

>>53937111
Yeah, I play with my brother and we will call each other niggers and faggots every time one of us plays removal or counterspell, I once threw one of his cards on the floor flat-wise, we will shout autistically at each other and be the poorest sports imaginable, but we'll do a rematch liek 5 seconds later. I also forfeit games when he plays certain cards and just completely lose my shit. I don't even know why. We are both in our 20s and still play MtG like we did when we were 13. But it's fun.

>>53936929
This is an English language message board.

>>53938644
Sorry, derpstikan Cadians BAB'd my THAC0.

>>53937127

Seeing as you didn't call a judge to report slow play/delay of game and instead just packed up and left, yes, you forfeited.

>>53936929
There is literally nothing worse than drawing 5 lands in a row when you need SOMETHING on your board

>>53936958
wwhat are you taling about you scua faglord

>>53936958
RNG is the only thing that makes me lose my temper in games. Whenever something is clearly my own fault I feel a little frustrated, at worst, and then move on.

>>53941521
Anon, are you okay? Do you need an ambulance?

>>53936929

What deck is he playing? What kind of decks would le fat healthcare man play?