Meanwhile on dragon /tg/...

>>53919077
I love mortals, small things are cute.
Still, i mostly just like watching them in their natural state these days, i was devastated when my last mortal died.

>>53919077
It's sometimes the most practical way to carry yours when you're going to be doing a lot of flying. Leashes don't work for that--they tend to snap their necks.

Besides, I've seen mortals carry their young around much like that.

>>53919077
I mean, the bridle and harness are a bit much. But I guess some metallics like making the mortals comfortable. It's not like a bit or rein is going to actually control a dragon that doesn't want to be controlled.

Metallics are fucking weird though.

>>53919295
>chromatics will never know the joy of seeing hordes of cute tiny mortals excitedly shouting a shortened version of their name
I feel bad for you desu senpaitachi

>>53919416
>excitedly shouting a shortened version of their name
I'll never understand why Faggotrosius burned down his own kingdom. It was quite an impressive parade before he went berserk.

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>>53919077
>Not meeting a human who loves killing humans even more than you do.
>Not teaming up with him to kill even more humans.
>Not watching as he kills more humans with a sword than you ever thought possible.
>Not letting him watch you kill even more humans with your flaming death bringing breath.
>Not slowly falling into a pure and honest love over the course of your adventure as you two depopulate a continent.

You don't deserve this happiness.

>>53919077
It's annoying. I don't even let them, they just keep managing to jump up there somehow, and that shouldn't even be possible.
And then they just keep stabbing me with these little knives and it's always in that one spot you just can't reach...aggravating as hell.

>>53919164
M O U N T E D

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>>53919450
What, does he not like meatballs?

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>>53919487
Say what you will about this shit fest but it was unironically one of the best romances in video games.

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>>53919077
Not much of a pet-person are you?

I let my pet ride me for hours.

>>53919787
If that isn't a human polymorphed as a lizard and you aren't a dragon you can fuck right off

Well I've carried mortals in my claws before, but they wouldn't do well on my back. Between the hide and spines, no place to really settle in. Even then, I couldn't ever really see myself letting anybody survive trying to use me like a mount.

Normally I spend my time hidden among them as a blind storyteller, trading information and history and tales and expanding my global influence and it occurs to me that this is more of a metaphor for what they think is "getting high". Oh it is so cute that they think they are "expanding their consciousness" with hallucinogens and mood altering herbs.

>>53919761
From the thumbnail, I thought the dragon was Meatwad.

>>53919077
Oh hey. Was afraid /dtg/ had died, but, Lo and behold, I am scrying it once more. Very happy to see it still lives.

>>53919077
Oh, I carry around Plenty of Humans all the time!
In my belly

>>53919077
Registering yourself as a ferrying service gets you a 10% tax deduction, a worthwile investment.

I'm fucking tired of those guys who keep coming here and whining about black dragons.
I bet they're insecure bitches with tiny hoards.

>>53920155
>le straight edge fase :^)

Why can't you faggots for once enter a thread dedicated to a bit of fun and not push your retarded agendas? Did you see anyone else enter and "cleverly" insert their views on politicians, drugs, the state of the world or similar? No, it's a fucking thread where people pretend to be dragons for laughs.

>>53920029
If I just posted myself with my pet on me you would have just taken it as another mounted dragon pic! Phenomenal Arcane Power, but I can only do so much, Dranon!

>>53920222
Goddamn I thought I was the only one, thank you.

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>>53919077
It mostly to make wingless minion like this.

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>>53919077
WE NEED TOO KEEP OUT THE HOOMANS
WE WILL BUILD A WALL
IT WILL BE THE BEST WALL
WE MAKE HUMANS PAY FOR WALL
MAKE COLD PLACE GOOD AGAIN!

>>53921558
Nah, let's create some rings of power and have them given to their leaders. The problem will take care of itself.

>>53921619
I vote that whenever we're already going to be flying near one of their shitholes, we grab a big rock and drop it on them from very high up.

>>53921634
And ruin a perfectly good food source?
Anon, think! the mortals are all such a delectable treat... and you would smash hundreds? Would you raze a farm filled with your favorite cattle?

>>53920684
That is the quickest I have ever seen vore enter a thread like this. Well done.
Question is, do those humies ever come back out again?

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>>53921558

/dpol/ GET OUT YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS. YOU ARE THE WORST BOARD. YOU ARE SHIT STAIN ON DRAGONKIND, YOU ARE ON THE BOTTOM OF DRAGON POLE FOR A REASON (BECAUSE YOU ARE OFTEN AT BOTTOM OF DRAGON POLE ON DRAGON /POL/ HAHA) YOU ARE DRAGONS IDIOT YOU ARE DRAGONS FAGGOT YOU RUIN BOARD WITH YOUR SMELLY COLD THINKINGS COLD IS SHITTY PLACE FOR DUMB DRAGON WHO CANNOT STAND THE WARM YOU ARE EATEN BY HERO LIKE BREAKFAST THAT U ARE YOU ARE NOT EVEN MEAL JUST A BEFORE OF MEAL
WHITE DRAGONIGGER COWARSD LEAVE DRAGON RACE THEY ARE FAT COLD LOSER WHO IS BEHIND ALL AND LIKES BEHIND OF MALE!

>>53921558
They already wall themselves off a lot. Doesn't keep them out of anywhere.
They get mad when you climb over them, though. I'm sorry, if you didn't want me to climb over the wall, you should've made it bigger than me and not filled it with tasty treats.

>>53921849
Admittedly, they usually do.
Not Dragon Hunters or "Mighty Slayers!!", no, they become... permenant residents.

But Nothing scares a human more than [spoilers] Being disarmed and swallowed whole. I keep the reedeemable ones in my storage stomach, and if they learned their lesson, they get to come back out. [/spoilers]

>>53921868
A bit like a big snack bowl, eh?

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>>53921894
I screwed up the spoiler.

>>53921907
It's great. And then they try to fight but they've just given themselves such a tiny amount of space to move around in and it's hilarious. Why do they even bother?

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>>53919077
But anon, isn't it normal for solid snakes to be rode by females?

>>53921932
They have this concept that those walls will keep other things out, but they never realize until it's too late that it is perfect for keeping them In...
Be careful though, if you try gobbling up the entire population in one raid, you will get MASSIVE indigestion.
Made that mistake once, never again. I take at least two raids now.

>>53919077
You know how some human deviants enjoy having dragons take their wives? This is basically that, only reversed. It needs to die.

>>53921894
Humans are great, excpet trannies who taste like shit. I just kill those disgusting creatures on sight on general principles alone.

>>53922007
Best part is, most Flavor is external, so Even the ones I let go, I still get to taste.

Been a while since i visited /dragon/. Last time I was here my human companion and I dove into the void to fight off the end of the world and with the help of a necromancer managed to put it off for a while at the cost of both of us losing a tremendous amount of power.

I finally found out Metagamer's true name since I decided to try out being a Truenamer in this life. He calls himself AAAA. I asked him why and he said "i had to fill out the field as fast as possible so i could get started."

How are you folks doing? Anyone want to go get carried through the plane of law/mechanus? AAAA and I are gonna be farming for mechanical cogs, dont need any gold that might drop.

>>53922061
Could use some Cogs and gears. Want to upgrade my Hidden wall system.

>Tell humans I own the land
>Get metal sticks shoved at me
>Tell humans I own the land and show them a piece of paper while mentioning legal action
>They pay me to play in the dirt

Humans are stupid and annoying, but they are really good at getting shiny rocks out of the ground. Why haven't you all done this yet?

>>53922075
Nice. AAAA is working on trying to develop an ICBM spell and he wants to try to clone missiles by using summoning magic to summon them and have them self destruct. He says they shouldnt die by their own blast because summoned creatures return to their plane after they fall in combat. No idea if thats true or not though, i do know however being a truenamer sucks and I cant wait to reset into a new life. At least i still have my dragon form and fiery breath.

>>53922111
Because I keep eating their stuff and blowing things up, because that's fucking fun.

>>53919077
Sometimes one climbs up on me while shouting threats, but I just can't be bothered to stop what I'm doing to flick them off. They end up going for a ride if they're persistent, but it's not like they'll ever pierce through my scales anyway.

>>53921955
>Snakes
>Even one one billionth of any measurement on par with us
Get out

Has anybody else here been painting some of their scales strange colors and summoning demons to spread rumors that they're weak points?

Because I've had a good three dozen knights try to stab me in the painted scale and break their swords. Shit's hilarious.

Mods are asleep post hatchlings

>>53919487
That's fucking beautiful, anon.

>>53922412
You can't post HP here!

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>>53919487
>>53919761
>>53922426
>A human will never love you enough to literally start the apocalypse in order to free you from being sealed away in suffering.

>>53922645
DELET

>>53922645
Just because their typical body count in one mission was more than most game characters earn in their lifetime it doesn't mean that they deserved that. They only killed bad guys, and a couple of children. Nevermind that nearly all of the bad guys were brainwashed. That's unimportant.

>>53922653
>>53922693
What was this?

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>>53922629
I see you, friend.

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>>53922653
>>53922693
True love triumphs over all adversity.

>>53922709
He was talking about an ending to the game where our two loving heroes were slain by the forces of evil.

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>>53922714
drakengard thread? drakengard thread.

>>53922713
I think part of what made their love so touching was how blatantly evil they, or at least Caim, were.

>>53922744
The games themselves? I don't think about three people are enough to justify derailing the thread that completely. The romance between a man and his dragon waifu? That's understandable.

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>>53922744
Drag-on Dragoon thread!

>>53922746
Angel wasn't any better, she just had the moral not-quite-so-low ground because dragons are expected to kill people.
But yes, it's the #1 video game romance. I love how it's not a sexual love, but more of a familial bond that they forged by murdering tens of thousands.

>>53922775
>I love how it's not a sexual love, but more of a familial bond that they forged by murdering tens of thousands.
Again, PURE. It was nothing but honest and pure love for one another. It captured that feeling that we all wish we cold experience with our waifu. That wholesome warm feeling that comes with the thought of starting a family with the one you care for above all else. It was nothing but the emotional personification of perfection.

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>that feel when you dream about snuggling with a dragon
I didnt want to wake up :(

>>53922840
I'm sorry? I don't know, that's weird mate.

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What do we make of this specimen? Mortals turning dragon, why in my day we'd never allow for such a thing!

She is very charming though...

>>53922853
Maybe. But i still like it.

>captcha : pick out the cars
>all mountains

>>53922878
As long as she obeys the draconic customs and supports the dragonkind in Nighon, I won't mind her origin. Also, she was rumored to be prophet of The Dragon Father, wasn't she?

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>>53922925
Pfft. She went off and mated with this dope, I don't think her heart is really in with the dragons. Although judging by some of you in this thread I'm starting to wonder what "draconic customs" even means anymore.

Do you guys ever get that depressing feeli g that these threads arent ever as fun as they used to be? This is like /n/ level action right now.

>>53923038
This is 4chan, not the most socially adjusted place. Measuring draconity by this place isn't your best bet...

I would definitely let a human mount me.

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>>53923102
What do you mean? Between getting a decent giggle when fucking with adventurers and getting a huge hoard, I haven't really been doing much. But with all the encouraging words of my fellow dragons (i.e. getting called a faggot for various reasons), I have become more active in my pass time. Also it is fun to arrange pranks with others, such as giving the nearest human kingdom's gates sentience and NEET personalities. That shit was great

>>53919077
I prefer to carry my mortals in my mouth. It makes them very uncomfortable.

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>>53922840
Share this feel...

>>53923102
Nah. In fact, /dragon/ Existing at all gives me hope that I can scry all sorts of new stuff on this board, given that unique ideas such as this are sticking.

>>53924427
This.
Mortals Get so terrified, it's adorable.

Felt bad because a depressed human straight up fell asleep in there without any struggle, just softly crying.
I let him out a little while later.

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Question for /dragon/. Anyone here decide to Mate for life/combine Hoards?
We usually hear about Independent Dragons, but occasionally you'll see life-mates raise an egg or two before shooing the hatchling off to build himself up.

>>53925829
I haven't, but I'm thinking about it, I mean I occasionally stayed to help raise an egg or two, but nothing beyond that. However, now that I've got a really good set up going I am thinking about having a long term relationship, so I am also interested in personal experiences from those who are in a life long relationship.

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Mods cast sleep.
Post Wings (The bigger the better).

>>53922323
Be wary one doesn't get the clever idea to wedge something underneath one and stab at the base of it. Scales don't grow back very quickly, and may not grow back at all if the root is damaged.

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Behold my shining silver wings!

>>53919077
Don't be so dragocentric, pet or slaves humans mounting you doesn't mean anything.
It's not our fault of those liking humans if you can't have a human on your back without seeing yourself as a horse, stop projecting.

They can be quite handy at times; I have taught a number of squires the finer arts of mounted aerial combat.

So, need some advice on kobolds.

Now, I tend to keep a small group, and I know each of them individually. One of mine has taken to worshiping our gods, begging them to be made a dragon himself. He started taking some kind of rare earth salt they've started concentrating for their divination spells pretty heavily, trying to commune with them. I thought he was crazy, that all of them were, getting stoned out of their minds and hallucinating things. It was funny for a while, even, watching them stagger around, but he's started changing.

I caught him eating my sloughed scales and bits of casting metals - the pieces too small to be worked individually, you know - a few days ago, he had a stockpile of them, and I barely recognized him. His scales looked heavier, rougher, his claws more like talons, his horns were larger, and, well everyone knows that kobolds are barely taller than a human's knee and scrawny like a wet cat? He was almost as big as a human child of ten summers, muscled like a small dwarf, and walked hunched-over, hand to foot. I even think I saw spurs forming on his upper back, like a pair of wings trying to form.

I don't want to kill him, but this is unnerving. I know they're descended from us, but seeing that bloodline connection manifest...

>>53927570

>silvers

heh

>>53928135

which colour are you

chromatic or metallic

hilarious racism aside this is actually important, I need to know now or I can't help you.

>>53928203
Metallic. I'm reluctant to say more.

>>53927570
Timestamp that shit, or gtfo

>>53922061
Glad to see you survived.
Good news I have unnecrofied the oceans.
Bad news my plan to relocate the undead energy to that paladin kindom hoping the holy energy would cancel it out has instead made a kingdom of undead paladins, death knights and other knightly undead.
I guess it worked?

I cast Bump.

Guys, why the fuck are mortals such giant dicks?
>be me
>ancient gold dragon
>suddenly these 20 fucks just barge into my home
>"dude, I'm tellin you he drops the mount"
>what?
>they attack
>lolno.jpg
>try to kill them
>they fucking murder me I turn into a ghost
>a skeleton ghost
>a skost

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>>53934198
Zombie goast leave this place.

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Scaled_beauty_1337 sent you a picture of her hoard!

Do you want to accept these photos?
(Link to scam in which we take all of your shit and make you even lonelier and buy cool shit for ourselves)

>>53919077

Useful if you have to deal with belligerents of our own kind.

Another dragon tries death from above and your mortal can stab em right easy. Also, shoot arrows upwards.

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>>53934198
welcome to undeath
its surprisingly nice

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I just hired a bunch of kobolds as my personal task force. Tapestry related is what they look like. Do you think I made a good choice /dragon/?

>>53936438
They seem more competent than most from the get-go. Just keep them in line, and you'll do great.
Also, may I suggest some armor for them? May help keep them alive, good minions are hard to come by.

>>53936577
Doesn't even need to be anything fancy either, just give them some scraps of metal and maybe a little bits of leather. They'll take it as some sort of divine gift and figure out what to do with it. Assuming they just don't put it on a pedestal, that would be counterproductive.

>>53919077
Where else would you put it? Carrying it around in your claws all the time is just a hassle, and I've had far too many accidents when attempting to hold them in my mouth.

>>53936438
Possibly. I'll always be suspicious of kobolds that don't work for free.

>>53919077
Because I ripped off your front legs and beat you unconscious three times with them. Now be glad you're allowed to move and not chained up with the others to be gawked at or had everything amputated and sold to the dwarves to keep their forges hot.
If you question me again I'll be cutting out your teeth and tongue.

>>53936645
Easy fix: Tell them this gift must be worn in order to appease you.

>>53937025
Woah, the /d/ragon /d/en is that way, take your Human-Dom fetish over there.

>>53937025
>ripped off your front legs
>still has claws to type with

>>53937066
I make sure they're trained to use the hind legs. Someone needs to write my legacy and I'm not wasting gold on a scribe.

Daily reminder, if your Dragons don't breathe fucking Napalm, and have their hearts and lungs surgically replaced with Balors, so they can also lace Vilefire in with this, you're not doing dragons right.

>Horrible Fire that burns all it comes to contact with to the bone, sticking to them and not coming off even if submerged in water
>Also turns the weak-willed into CE slaves.

>>53937189
>being this much of a red

What in your opinion is, the cutest mortal race, and the tastiest?

The cutest mortal race is obviously elves. Sure there have been some haters lately, specially from humanfags, dunno what other dragons see on those, but anyway elves are and have always been the cutest mortal race.

As for the tastiest, well, it's also elves. Life is full of difficult choices.

>>53937509
Cutest? Humans. They are ever so adorable, and they still have enough humility (as a race) to serve larger creatures when they know they can't win.

Elves are the tastiest however, with a sort of magical spice to them, and they realize too late that the spells they would have used to get out of your belly can't get past your wards.

>>53937189
Jokes on you, my breath sticks things in place, burns them, and then explodes.
The rest of that is just pointless - if they're weak willed, why do you even bother with having them as slaves?

>>53922348
>implying human women do not turn your snake solid
>not wanting to unleash liquid snakes inside the female

>>53937189
>not breathing Balefire

>tfw you decide to sleep in and humans build a city around your lair

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>>53940887
>Build city around sleeping dragon
>Keeps all the dickheads out

>Dragon wakes up
>Because of laws and ruthless lawyers, the dragon is the legal ruler of the land and city
>tfw my boss is now a dragon and is surprisingly competent with a order of knights

I have dental now, and the big guy even has a pretty good sense of humor. Glory to Razalix.

>>53919077
Think about it, it's like having a ballista on your back but lighter and with magic.
And don't give me that "well we can cast magic better", of course we can but having a second caster is an obvious advantage. In theory having some kind of mage squad would be superior but it's only marginally easier to get mortal spellcasters to work together than it is for us to collaborate for extended periods.

That's just a combat thing however, I've let a couple interesting mortals fly on my back in the past. We forget sometimes how glorious flight is with it's mundanity, to see it through their eyes is... refreshing.
That said it's been a while, if I were to go about it again I'd need to manufacture a new harness.

>>53941434
I think I actually remember that name from my egg crèche. Bronze with wiggly horns?

>>53937189
Acid spitting is a perfectly good breath attack!

>>53941581
Yeah actually. You know him?