>being a ground pounder
>>53896679
>>53896674
Spare me your SoB story
>>53896788
Hah
That's cawhyee as fuck.
>Trying to make me pity flamethrowing psychos
Warpfire take you, /tg/, sisters aren't cute.
I thought they were being supported again with the new edition?
I don't keep tabs on GW.
>>53896674
>>53896679
>>53896798
>>53896827
FUCK YOU ANON, FUCK YOU, THIS IS GOD DAMN SAD YOU FUCKING MONSTEROUS HERETIC FUCKWAFFLE
>>53896832
AND FUCK YOU TOO YOU SLANNESHI COCKMONGLER, YOU HEARTLESS GUTTLESS PIECE OF ROTTEN ASSHOLE.
>>53896856
They've been supported and quite playable in every edition, people just think old models means the faction sucks.stormtroopers, commissars and priests are the superior schola graduates, anyways
>>53896873
Calm down Kharn.
>>53896873
No. Sisters a bugfuck insane. Even regular citizens and Inquisitors don't want them around if they can avoid it.
>>53896901
what would i happen if i called one cute
>>53896674
Dont give up. Lass.
Atleast your in Shadow War Armageddon.
>>53896856
"supported" as in rules. Still absolutely Zero new or updated models however. Which makes the entry point for anyone who even wants to field a few units, much higher in comparison to pretty much all other imperial factions.
Seeing this scenaro OP has posted doesn't make me sad for sisters, but sad for those people and animals in real life in that situation that I am incapable of helping.
>>53896890
NO I WILL NOT CALM DOWN, THIS IS SAD AND DEPRESSING AND ALL KINDS OF BULLSHIT THAT MAKES ME WANT TO THROW THE LOT OF YOU GOD DAMN SHITS IN A WOODCHIPPER OUT OF SHEER RAGE.
>>53896960
get bullied, nerd
>>53896972
EAT A FAT DICK FILLED WITH RAZORS YOU DAMN EDGELORD SUPREME.
>>53896674
>>53896679
>>53896798
>>53896827
>>53896846
here are some (You)s
I would totaly pick her up and take home with me
also source?
>>53897004
sauce http://lutherniel.deviantart.com/gallery/
>>53896984
it's okay, anon
it's just a drawing, the little sister is doing well as we speak
>>53896960
Then rage volunteer care at an animal shelter, orphanage, homeless shelter. Furiously be a foster home for animals looking for their forever home. With your bloodlust destroy misfortune.
>>53896674
It could be worse. She could be with the Brettonians right now.
>>53897015
>mufuggin luth
It has been too long.
>>53896917
Immolation, just to be safe.
>>53896674
This would be very touching but I binged Nana's Everyday Life once and I'm now immunized to cute things living miserably in cardboard box.
>>53897140
YOU MONSTER
DON'T REMIND ME
>>53897140
>>53897187
Isn't there a picture of a good end with nana gets cyborg limbs and fights crime with Iron Man?
>>53896674
>>53896679
>>53896798
>>53896827
>>53896846
>>53896679
>forgetting to bring your standard issue helmet
don't blame me for that
>>53897140
Oh fuck, the flashbacks.
Why can't you just fucking die already
>>53897140
>I came for shitposts
>Instead I get feels
I don't like you.
>>53896846
Please un-sad this little SoB
I can't go to bed with this second-hand guilt
>>53899507
You just need to learn to numb yourself to the uncountable miseries and tragedies that are doubtlessly, unceasingly unfolding all over the world at any given moment.
Just try not to think about it.
>>53899629
I already did that, it is this particular fictive SoB that I am concerned for
>>53896846
>>53896846
what was the point of making me sad, anon
>>53896674
I've always had a softand hardspot for Son. I've never actually played the war game, just the rpgs and read alot of the lore.
Awhile back I was part of a Design a Guard Regiment thread that was Greek themed and had Sisters as their ally (or something like that). One of the ideas was that Sisters would lead squads or platoons of IG as support/fodder when they had to go out on missions.
If I wanted to get into tabletop, what would be a good way to build a SoB/IG (or stormtrooper or scion, since I want a Spec ops feel) hybrid army, with sisters as the sergeants and HQ?
Sorry if it's a weird question, but this seems like the best place to ask.
>>53900603
*for SoB
Also, Bolted Babe pictures. Never fight alone, even in a rainy little box.
>>53896674
>>53896679
>>53896798
>>53896827
>>53896846
Someone make a gif out of these please.
>>53900640
Actually don't do this. I change my mind.
>>53900678
>Actually don't do this. I change my mind.
Anon is impersonating me!
DO ETT. DO ET NAO.
>>53900678
Good call, a .webm is better.
>>53900603
Well, that's homebrew as fuck, but I could see you just using the Sisters codex and treating Scion models as Battle Sisters - similar stat lines between the two. Or you could reverse that (Sister-Superiors as Scion Tempestors) with an allied HQ. Or something, it's been awhile since I've played. But it's doable.
I love my tiny Sisters kill team, but prepare to pay out the arse for them my dude - there isn't much in the way of third party stuff for them.
>>53896674
>>53896679
>not naming it hereC
>>53896846
>>53896827
>>53896798
>>53896679
>>53896674
you know how it could continue?
with the little sob looking up at the shadow of a power armoured guyand it is a grey knight in need of a hat
>>53896674
>>53896679
>>53896798
>>53896827
>>53896846
I'm going to adopt her.
I shall name her Annalisa, and she shall be trained in the arts of the Bolter, the Flamer, and the Melta.
>>53896856
They are, they'll be getting plastic models very soon as well.
>>53902607>implying it won't be a Squat
>>53903142
>It's a squat, a Brettonnian and a Tomb King
>>53896846
Fuck you. Its this one that got me.
>>53896674
>>53896679
>>53896798
>>53896827
>>53896846
Uh no my fatherly instincts are kicking in. For the glory of the Emperor this child shall be raised in a loving home!
>>53897218
No.
>>53896846
Goddamnit...
>>53903764
Best be posting the rest.
>>53896674
>"muh feels!"
Artificial cuteness is worthless, though.
Cuteness is only valuable when it's natural and not specifically meant to evoke feeling of sympathy and/or affection.
>>53904172
>Cuteness is only valuable when it's natural and not specifically meant to evoke feeling of sympathy and/or affection.
But that's what cuteness IS. It is literally a mechanism meant to evoke sympathy or affection.
>>53904181
I know. But it's only worth something when it's incidental, not when it's purposeful.
It's like, I dunno, altruism? Altruism is worth something only when it's a genuine act of kindness, not when you do it solely out of personal gain.
Or something, I'm not good with analogies.
>>53896674
>>53896679
>>53896798
>>53896827
>>53896846
>>53896674
>>53896679
>>53896798
>>53896827
>>53896846
>tfw no adorwbs SoB daughterfu to adopt out of the rain, hair dry, give a fresh pair of pajamas to, feed eggs on toast and put in the spare room for the night.
>tfw greet her in the morning with a bag containing toiletries, new clothes, journal, some sweets
>she misunderstands, thinking it's time to leave
>tell her that's not the case
>breakfast in 10, go wash little soldier girl.
This is in the wrong order. This is the right order.
>>53896846
Why is no-one adopting her?
Screw you all /tg/, she's mine now. I'mma taking her hope and feeding her bacon and eggs and telling her she can stay as long as she wants, while I brush her hair after a shower.
I don't even care that my place doesn't allow pets. She's a dependent, dammit!
Come on Sister-Initiate! We have heretics to burn!
Sister Superior Guinevere will look after you! As long as you're OK with her daily body heresy inspections and examinations!
>>53902992
Really?
>>53904939
Would someone lie to you on the internet?
Yay! More play toys! I mean, more soldiers for the fight against the enemies of the Emperor!
>>53905538
What if there just old grumpy priests seen alongside the Sororita Armys, because they hide all the cute boys for themselfes?
>>53905589
This guy has been doing lots of great stuff. He needs to go LEWDER.
This guy could do with going way lewder. Even just tasteful nudity..
>>53905714
There's a few with straigh up sex already i think.
>>53905589
>those lips
>>53905866
I found the Deviant-Art, but does he have a tumblr?
>>53905950
http://flick-the-thief.tumblr.com/
>>53905866
I meant what I said. LEWDER.
Then we can go into degenerate territory!
>>53905950
https://exhentai.org/g/1075459/c77e65f5a2/
That's his panda page.
>>53896846
>>53896827
>>53896798
>>53896679
>>53896674
Get the fuck out of that box! It's ours!
>>53896935
Thought the same
>>53896674
>>53900640
Just a three panel rain shuffle would be enough IMO.
Someone out there has a tablet and time right?
>>53904069
That's all there is at the moment.
>>53901497
>>53900722
>>53900678
>>53900640
I made a thing anons.
>>53903385
>For the glory of the Emperor this child shall be raised in a loving home!
only if you raise her as a good imperial citizen
>>53904382
that makes sense
>>53906107
come on, you can at least share it
>>53900640
>an attempt was made.
>>53906107
>implying bretonnian needs to rely on pity
>implying bretonnian didn't go down fighting, as appropriates of knights
pitiful
0/10 wouldn't go orcs hunting with
>>53907236
>>53907413
Good efforts.
>>53905538
Pic related
Trigger Warning: H*resy
(It's spoilered because image at the bottom might give too much away before reading.)
>>53907491
Technically they went out fleeing homewards with their back to the fight because the plot needed resolution on Lileath fucking up the world.
Only Gilles went out fighting, alongside Abhorash, but that's not fucking canon says GW.
>>53896674
Did Sisters finally get squatted or something?
>>53909509
No, but they are still not getting plastic models, while the metall ones are cursed to be forever absent from the battlefield, never embracing the joy of war against the emperors foes.
>>53909509
>Did Sisters finally get squatted
Nah.
>>53906107
Sharing is caring.
>>53906107
Besides, you guys got a wicked DLC for Total Warhammer. The sisters haven't had the spotlight since Dawn of War.
>>53903640
>that name
wrong trip tho
>>53896674
>>53896679
>>53896798
>>53896827
Now someone draw the picture where pappa GW is warm inside playing with his favorite child, the primaris marine with a pet nid basking before the fireplace.
>>53896674
>>53896679
>>53896798
>>53896827
>>53896846
I say nay.
>>53910576
oh boy time for cringey fixfics
>>53910610
idk, i was thinking of leaving it at that.
>>53904939
Supposedly. But they've "Supposedly" been getting plastic minis for like a year now.
>>53910610
>>53910682
was about to suggest a pair ofgenestealerhands should be shown reaching out towards the sister and her box.
>>53910576
>ywn save her /tg/
>>53911447
This is the order I think it should go in.
>>53911599
I prefer OP's order because it's most like she's running out of energy and hope enough to continue heresying.
I fixed it boys. She's okay ;-;
>>53911754
I preferred it that way as I viewed it as her being unsure of what to do/say. Then she attempts it, to prove she can do it and is worth while saving. But nobody saves her, so she cries.
>Look! I can say heresy! Please...
It works pretty much anyway you order it desu.
>>53911858
Only......
IT'S AN ORK!
>>53911858
Fixed it better.
Made a thing
>>53912524
That artist sig pop up triggers me.
>>53910576
I though that was a thick penis showing up and I feel dirty now
>>53911098
Well, high detail Celestine and bodyguards show that demand is there and the "plastic technology isn't there yet for female 28mm sculpts!" excuse won't cut it anymore.Not to mention the Sisters of Silence kit.
>>53911098
>a year now
People have been going on about "plastic sisters soon" for the past.. fourteen or fifteen years. Sort of like greatcoat guardsmen or plastic thunderhawks, but arguably even more delusional.
>>53912576
Oh damn, didn't notice that. Don't want to remove it because, well It's his work after all. Added the sig to every frame.
Also instead of insta looping, the last frame should be displayed as long as the others now.
>>53896846
Aww don't be sad little pumpkin here wear these robes,do you have a family? if not you do now, come now you are a cute little watcher in the dark,let's go and kill some xenos and the emperor will give you a nice present at xmas
>>53911924
>Baby SoB girl get picked up by Orks, they raise her with care and love
>years later she joins the SoB and proves she's to be a great Sister
>but there's a problem she's talks, dress and fights like an ork
>>53910576
Come on little sister, let's go slay some heretics together
>>53912868
>The sig just popping in one pic is super annoying
>So instead of just taking it out of that one pic I'll put it in all of them
Good call.
>>53912868
this
>>53915104
this is actually a very decent thing to do, good for you >>53912868
If we are having a 40k feels thread, yall should give this short story about Arvus, a member of a civilian work gangand a Death Korps of Krieg deserterrebuiling after a failed chaos uprising.
https://mega.nz/#!3EJjiLSa!aAVARAhw8CoBdMhvnifq_9aBrdGVcWXhC-NhGp9jdfQ
>>53896674
>>53896679
>>53896798
>>53896827
>>53896846
I'm legit bummed out now
>>53918424
Posting cure.
>>53918463
>>53918476
>>53918487
That should be enough for now.
>>53918507
Thanks, bro
>>53918530
Anytime my man.
>>53896846
I'm sad now
>>53918507
Is that Guilliman's foster mother, or a mother whose son grew up to be a space marine?
>>53918616
I'm guessing the latter
>>53918616
Tarasha Euten was his mother.
>>53918507
>ywn have fifty children for the emperorby fifty mothers
>>53918463
Source?
>>53896674
>>53896679
>>53896798
>>53896827
>>53896846
>>53910576
>>53911858
>>53911924
>>53918424
wll since we are at the topic of SoB feelse
does any anon has a screencap of that greentext about crippled SoB repentia being assigned to grizzled Imperial Guard veteran as state provided wife equivalent?
it was posted some time ago but I was at work and couldnt save it
pls help
>>53919665
See >>53897015
>>53919816
Ayone?
This is not OK.
>>53896674
>>53896679
>>53896798
>>53896827
>>53896846
Stay strong little one, the Emperor protects. Always.
>>53896674
TheDark Angelsdid this.
>>53896674
>>53896679
>>53896798
>>53896827
>>53896846
You and me both, sister.
>>53904346
>>53904437
>eggs
NO
>>53922750
I WON'T ASK WHAT HAPPENED, BUT YOU NEED TO EAT THESE
>>53905538
>>53908777What is the deal with Sisters and Paedophilia
>>53924281
Not every woman is gay anon and the choirboy is less likely to report than the zealous preacher
>>53924281
Space Marines have no penis and Guardsmen are gross
>>53924281
more or less common fetish involving strong soldier women domming small bois
no roots in lore, just /tg/ wishing to rub it
>>53924669
Basically Kenichi Sonoda on drugs
>>53924281
It's a gag based on their pseudo-Catholic trappings.
>>53919816
>does any anon has a screencap of that greentext about crippled SoB repentia being assigned to grizzled Imperial Guard veteran as state provided wife equivalent?
Seconded
>>53897140
Damn, I didn't ask for this. Doesn't help I was thinking about Nana yesterday for the first time in years.
>>53926830
Well somebody has to, kids ain't gonna molest themselves, and if they did, it would be immoral for them to do so.
>>53925272
>does any anon has a screencap of that greentext about crippled SoB repentia being assigned to grizzled Imperial Guard veteran as state provided wife equivalent?
Thirded
>>53896674
HALF OF ITS BODY IS A CARDBOARD
CLEARLY SHE IS A MUTANT!
GAS THE MUTANT
DO NOT FALL FOR ITS TRICKS!
>>53928392
Wait, this is a thing?
...Can anyone provide? Anyone?
T H I G H S
>>53933640
>>53928392
>>53925272
>>53919816
>does any anon has a screencap of that greentext about crippled SoB repentia being assigned to grizzled Imperial Guard veteran as state provided wife equivalent?
>Wait, this is a thing?
Yeah sadly I can't find the thread anymore
So I join in on the request
>>53933805
I'm too busy looking at them squishy bitz.
>>53934160
Got any more of this?
>>53934455
>>53934008
Why do I need this, now?
>>53896674
>>53896679
>>53896798
>>53896827
>>53896846
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I DON'T NEED TO BE CRYING RIGHT NOW
WHY DOES THIS HURT SO MUCH?
I'm so, glad that I own over 2500pts of Sisters, now. I never regretted starting them back in 4th, and now I have to finish painting them.
>>53934495
Jesus, this is too good. Thank you!
Google-tier translation:
>Something wrong, Aimetius?
>Huh?... Uh... No, nothing, ma'am.
>I see. You already can not wait to start an individual lesson with me.
>>53910177
>>53935009
Think that pauldron is supposed to be bronze, and the rest the usual red or black.
>>53935032
Nuh, this is the toddler one piece outfit. One color. :)
>>53935098
>>53935009
Now make it a moving webm with sad music
Lay the sisters to rest, please. They've been hurt badly enough, we can't save them anymore.
>>53924281
Sexy women plus Catholics.
>>53908777
>Poke my head into a cute Sororitas thread while on my lunch break
>See the Ork I drew years ago
Funny how these things happen
>>53935225
JUST AS PLANNED
>>53935009
I think it hurts more in color. God damn it.
>>53935165
This. And pick a non-meme sad song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoEMaWrQBQM
>>53905974
You got one that isn't panda?
You fags actually get sad over this? What is there even to be melancholy about in these images, let alone sad?
>>53941079
Shut up you robot
>>53941079
When did you stop being human and dull yourself to even the faintest traces of empathy?
>>53935165
https://youtu.be/nZBKFoeDKJo
>>53934160
>>53934495
This pleases Slaanesh!
>>53896674
That forced smile is killing me
I'm gonna headcannon her getting adopted and living a happy life so I can sleep tonight
>>53941079
>look how aloof and edgy I am
Fuckin' hell I hope this is bait.
>tfw you had to make a whole new folder on your phone you'd stop seeing these pictures every time you went through your pictures
>>53918638
>>53918638
>you will never do your part to maintain Cadia's population, i.e. physically fit ready-for-duty Cadian women are encouraged to have as many children as possible and are totally willing to grab random guys to do their duty
>even if somehow you got in-universe Cadia is dead now
>>53941079
Try harder
>>53896832
>sisters aren't cute.
Im Chaosfag and even I think faggots like you should die in flames.
>>53903764
POST MOREEEEEEEEEE!!!!
>>53907019
LIES!! LIES AND TREACHERY!
>>53941079
>>53896846
It's this one. This is the image that breaks me.
>>53896674
Please draw her a happy ending.
>>53944061
The orders are different, but someone did here:
>>53911858
>>53911924
>>53935225
>Retconning this?
>>53945735
Anon, stop. When was the last time that SoBs got more than token forces as part of some larger campaign? When was the last time they were involved in a battle that didn't include them getting brutally massacred doing it?
There may have been an update to Celestine and some Seraphim, but GW hasn't even hinted at new updates for them for years now. They've been rolled into some Adeptus Ministorum codex - a simple name change, but it's obvious that they're going to be playing second fiddle to some newcomers later on.
Just end it now. Don't let them suffer any more than they have to.
>>53935001
Thank you, that always ruined it.
>>53903640
>implying you're the OG cripplefucker
>implying that story was even realI want to believe!
>>53902992
>plastic
>very soonâ„¢
Like 10 years already.
>>53896674
>>53896679
>>53896798
>>53896827
>>53896846
I am taking her in and give her warm coffee.
I also put a blanket on her to keep her warm next to the fireplace.
I may be a firewarroir, but even this is too much.
>>53947440
>giving coffee to a child
Come on now, this is clearly a Hot Coco situation
>>53943129
It was only made earlier this month, that's why there isn't any more right now.
>>53934160
The fact that it's Cain catching her spacing makes it funnier.
>>53947592
Eh, I chugged that shit as a child and I feel fine.
>>53949754
You're here, though.
>>53896674
>>53896679
>>53896798
>>53896827
>>53896846
Would you fug if given the chance?
>>53896674
This is just what i didnt need.
>>53949977
Fucking hell, dude.
>>53949754
>chugged coffee as a kid and I'm fine
>posting on 4chan
>>53949977
Depends. Is chibi form the natural state of the entity or is it actually a fully sized sister of battle sitting alone in a box done in a chibi artstyle?
>>53909053
HOW DARE YOU FORGET SETTRA!
>>53911754
That pic. That fucking story is part of the reason why I try to buy metal models I stead of recast. God damn it I'm not crying.
>>53896679
>tfw no dreadnought to hold an umbrella for her
>>53941132
>>53941375
>>53942071
>>53942990
>>53943627
So no actual answers as to why this image of an anime child in a cardboard box for no reason at all (who is also clearly not even in any serious distress) is somehow supposed to be "sad", got it.
Or at least, to any normal person not imaginary married to a nonexistent anime 'waifu'. Which I'm guessing is what you people are.
>>53954592
>>53954592
Yo kill yourself.
>>53954592
>clearly not even in any serious distress
Obviously bait, but just to make it clear: it is more than clear that she is in distress. She is alone in a cardboard box while it is raining. Being in a cardboard box implies that she has been abandoned (like a kitten or puppy), and the fact that she stopped crying 'heresy' means she realized that no one was going to respond to her and save her from abandonment, or that whoever abandoned her isn't going to come back. At the end, she is wiping her eyes - could be the rain, but it's probably that she's close to crying. It is raining, it is cold, she may actually die from pneumonia or be left there until she starves.
The anime child bit causes most people to empathize with her because she is cute and innocent and not really able to help herself - if she were older and ugly, we'd just call her a hobo bitch and tell her to stop being crazy and get a job. It is the equivalent to a kitten in the same scenario. There is a subtle note that most people will write on the box something like 'to a good home.' No one wrote that on the box for her, she might have been just left in an out of the way spot and not actually expected to be picked up by anyone.
>>53911754
>tfw I was Nisa-anon
>>53934495
>>53934996
>>53905589
Poor brothers
>>53954592
DEPORT
>>53954912
Are you? Because you look like you might be Alpharius.
>>53954864
Don't forget the cat-like facial expressions, which is a trick used by a lot of artists. Take the blue people from Avatar, for example.
>>53955090
Nah
>>53955156
But anon, blue people are filthy Xenos, they are to be exterminated!
You wouldn't want to commit heresy by endearing them, right?
>>53896674
SOMEBODY GIVE THIS A HAPPY END
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>53955156
I can't say the expressions are really cat-like - the eyes are big and round, yeah, but the mouth is small. It's more some chibi thing.
>>53955208
Oh, I agree.
>>53955320
You're right. I thought the mouth had that cat curve to it, though the scenario is as you said a kitten in a box. She's less cat-like and more, well chibi. The big eyes are meant to invoke innocence.tfw I had to look at them again to be sure
>>53954592
I have been on this board for fifteen thousand years, and I have never in all those centuries seen someone as plebeian as you.
>>53959198
If you'd been on here for that long you wouldn't have replied to bait.
>>53959293
Sometimes you just have to mock the plebs, anon. Like the turning of the seasons, what must be must be.
>>53959293
We're only human.
>>53955220
>Change Scene
>The box is empty
>It lays next to a garbage can outside a large Tutor with open gates
>Inside the Tutor, there is a cozy library with a fire cracking in the fireplace
>A Man sits in his rocking chair, slowly rocking back and forth
>In his hand is a book, while on his lap sleeps a small child with white hair, wrapped snuggly in a dry blanket
>She airily sighs a small "heresy" in contentment
>The Man looks down, smiles, and gently pats her head
>He adjusts her halo and smoothes her wings
>as the camera pans out,
the Gates of Heaven close, and the screen fades to black
>>53959857
>>53959911
>spoilers
Don't joke about Here-Chan like that.
>>53954592
So instead of just not being a fucking idiot, you decided to double down. Good job.
>>53907413
Slow it down a bit and It'll be a 10
>>53909588
>3 sisters players in the local area
>I'm one of them
>no one uses the sisters models
Why do people keep saying this? Like I know they ain't the prettiest but some people still do run them.
>>53933805
A sister can dream
>>53954864
>There is a subtle note that most people will write on the box something like 'to a good home.'
Or at the very least, "Only stupid assholes get in this box"
have there been news about plastic sisters? last i heard about them was the first time i heard about them.
>>53946855
Gathering Storm and defence of Cadia?
>>53961737
>have there been news about plastic sisters?
Yeah, every year for the past fifteen years.
>>53961190
Just because one guy says it doesn't mean that's what most people think. I've seen a Sisters player myself. Forgeworld used to support them, too. There are plenty of people who have the OOP Forgeworld Exorcists.
>>53896674
>>53896679
>>53896798
>>53896827
>>53896846
I wan to protect that little heresy smiting smile
>>53896846
Don't worry lil sis big brother is here for you
>>53904201
Cuteness is never accidental. It was put in our genes by evolution
>>53913404
somebody make this into a comic pls
>>53955059
"Poor"
>>53940977
>He doesn't know how to bypass ye bear of sorrow
>>53964412
Honestly, it is been a bit of a pain. They changed the login + delete cookie thing for mozilla (well there's your problem hurrdurr) and then there was also some addon that automates it that doesn't work. Don't really know or care what works and what doesn't currently since there are other alternatives these days.
>>53964563
>Don't really know or care what works and what doesn't
delete the exhentai cookies
log onto e-hentai
then go to exhentai
>>53964563
>>53964602
>not having an addon that blocks HTTP referrals
I sign on to e-hentai and navigate directly to exhentai without deleting shit, pretty great
Mad that exhentai easy stopped working though
>>53964720
>I sign on to e-hentai and navigate directly to exhentai without deleting shit,
the sadpanda page gives you a cookie that prevents entry while it's there
so if you go directly to e-hentai, log on and then visit exhentai you don't have a problem
>>53962994
Ezekiel you creepy fuck go away
No one likes you
>>53966589
Don't worry, Ezekiel dick died way before ours, but, huh... Azazel, you know, the techmarine, might have given him a tendrill as replacement.
>>53967316
Ezekiel is a creepy fuck that can make people suicide just by poking in their head, and he pokes in a lot of heads. He is not right for caring for an innocent little sister, and what you're implying definitely crosses the line.
Get out of here before I call in the Inquisition or something.
>>53966589
>Sees a poor orphan child and wants to take care of the poor thing gets called creepy
What?
>>53964563
literally fucking google "how to access exhentai" and there is a site that tells you haw to do it.
>>53963111
But we can learn to control our memes and our genes.
>>53967982
>kind and caring person vs. 'you have to eat all the eggs'
Baleeted the previous post because this girl deserves to have a space after sentences when being addressed.
>>53904201
>cuteness
>accidental
There are entire industries that depend upon things seeming to be incidentally cute. Cuteness is a mechanism, not an accident.
>>53969637
Scrawl a "RHINO" on the box
>>53971091
The edits will continue until everyone believes the little girl is truly happy
>>53969637
>>53971314
>9000 hours in Photoshop
>not getting paper cutoff and making it comfy in your own room
I'd do that myself, but my room was not made for comfy.
>>53971314
Add a little stuffed Terminator doll.
She needs a friend.
>>53971371
In the box or outside of the box?
>>53971394
In the box of course, right beside his comrade-in-arms.
>>53971418
Like this, anon?
>>53971314
I'm so glad I kept this thread bumped. You are a saint.
>>53971362
Is there one with a full box?
>>53971592
The Emperor smiles upon this post.
>>53971592
That's some good happy right there
Could you get her a cup of cocoa?
>>53971592
Three days. THREE. DAYS. This has tormented me with sadness and a crushed spirit.
But now it is over. She is at last happy and warm and safe and loved. Thank you, Anon.
>>53971765
Remember everyone, the grimdark is only grimdark if there are occasional points of pure joy in the mix.
This is now one of those.
You will suffer twice as much when next you ride forth, but it is a fate to be embraced nonetheless.
The little Sister will remain in your heart for all time, safe in a place where no evil may tread. Truly, tis nobler to suffer a thousand arrows than reject such a gift.
>>53955156
Cats actually have large eyes proportional to their heads because we selected the cutest out of ever litter to get the best treats.
We created them to be maximally cute, to in fact mimic the large eyed nature of our own young.
The rule of nature is that the strong protect the cute, bound by ties of Moe.
>>53971707
Like this? It would be unsafe for a nice hot cup to be left unattended, so it's freshly brewed and served.
>>53971765
I'm glad you're at peace, anon.
>>53971890
You deserve this.
>>53971890
Well done, Anon, well done.
>>53969637
>>53971314
>>53971592
>>53971890
I have all the Here-Chan images saved in this thread. I even had to make them their own folder on my phone because I kept seeing them and getting sad. Now, I don't feel so bad when I see the folder because she's happy. Thank you.
>>53973484
>Sailor Moon on ice.
Wat
Also, you're doing the God-Emperor's work >>53971592
Well done.
>>53961032
Better?
I doubled the delay.
>>53971890
Is dat a centurion? Yey.
G A Y
A
Y
>>53971890
Anon, this is excellent.
>>53919816
I didn't screencap it, but this is the thread.
I've done all I can.
http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/53746905
Good night, little saint.
>>53971890
Excellent work anon
>>53935165
>>53941945
>>53937756
Is SoBola the next painfully sincere post-meta-ironic meme?
>>53954864
>taking the bait
uh oh!
>>53971362
>but my room was not made for comfy.
I have the feeling that not many here do have comfy rooms.
>>53979274
I don't have a comfy room, but Here-Chan does now, which is good.
>>53903764
Why would an ork kill kids?
What would the ork even gain out of it?
>>53980452
Food? Toys?
>>53935165
I can't listen to this song without tearing up
https://youtu.be/wqOmlipOGe0My mother died recently, and we had been estranged for several years. I never got to reconcile with her. This song makes me think of her.
>>53980452
Laughs. I mean why would an ork know what some human grot is supposed to be? Orks would probably kill them all thinking they were ammo scutters or something.
>>53980452
Orks aren't noble warrior race WoW orcs.
They're bloodthirsty hooligans, whether you compare them to drunk english soccer hooligans or detroit nigs.
He'd stomp them for little more than a laugh they don't need a reason.
>>53980529
Fun?
>>53971592
I think this one is my favorite
>>53903764
ORK'D
>>53918487
Been a while since I've seen a good 40kute thread.
>>53971592
there's the /tg/ cringe y fixfic we've come to know
>>53984092
Pretty sure the Church and Robo Church fucking hate each other, and are only kept from each other's throats by Adeptus Administratium and the Inquisition
>>53980452
I thought Orks also enslave a lot of humans as well.
HE might just send them to the work camps or whatever.
But yeah, he will.probably just kill them
>>53984152
>that guy who comes to a deliberately uncharacteristic setting thread to be pedantic
>>53973811
It's like you don't watch the ice skating competitions anon, it's very comon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2im6ka2UoQ
>>53984185
> tg ever having a chance with real women
I'm just here to REEEEEEEEEE on some dreams anon
>>53910576
>>53984229
>real women
If there's a magical realm more disgusting than this, I haven't seen it.
>>53911754
>>53984446
Not so fast.
>>53980452
>>53984183
>HE might just send them to the work camps or whatever.
>But yeah, he will.probably just kill them
Orks tend to use captured humans as free labor ('cause let's be honest: grots muck about more then they actually work half the time). Honestly it just depends on what Klan the boyz comes from.
>Goff
Kids are likely going to be impromptu soccer/footballs by the end of the day. Or just get stomped to death. Goffs are pretty much the "A Waaagh is srs bsns!" gits of the Ork race.
>Bad Moonz
Best case: they die quickly
Worst case: A Mek runs out of Snotling ammo for his Shokk Attack Gun and uses the kids instead
Even worse case: The Orks sells 'em to the nearest Mad Dok.
>Evil Sunz
Herded in front of the bikers/trukk drivers and then run down for a laff.
>Snake Bites/Feral Orks in general
Kids gonna be squig food. Or Ork food. Or both.
>Deathskulls
Target practice for any new bitz the boyz found. Unless the boy that caught 'em is a particularly greedy sonuva git, in which case the Deathskulls Ork will probably sell 'em to the Blood Axes.
>Blood Axes
These un-Orky guys know how human biology works, so they'd probably enslave/brainwash the kids in order to get some humie cannon fodder (wouldn't be the first time) in the future with new Diggas.
I'm so happy this thread hit bump limit. She wasn't forgotten.
>>53954864
>The anime child bit causes most people to empathize with her because she is cute and innocent and not really able to help herself - if she were older and ugly, we'd just call her a hobo bitch and tell her to stop being crazy and get a job.
Although ideally, people would have empathy and a desire to help in both cases.
>>53973918
Could still stand to be a bit slower between the three "Heresy!"s and the "Here...", and between "Here..." and lowering her head.
>>53986674
Ideally, but people are less likely to feel sympathy for something that isn't cute. We worry more about a kitten than a cat.
>>53896674
One last post before the end.
I was here with you the whole way.
OFFICIAL UPDATE:
She's alright. It turns out she was on the Imperial Snack Planet the whole time.
>>53988075
Fool! I have the last post!
>>53988120
sure