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how to destroy chaos 1. Encourage meditation among all humans.

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how to destroy chaos

1. Encourage meditation among all humans. Pump emotion-neutering drugs into the water supply. Instead of constant propaganda that encourages hate and suspicion, it will now encourage serenity.
2. Blanks have no presence in the warp, are invisible to daemons. Collect as many blanks as possible, stick them on a planet and put them on breeding duty, these will be the elite soldiers/secret police. They will lead drone armies and hunt down the biggest internal threats.
3. Experiment with AI again. The Eldar used it for millions of years, the Tau have used it for thousands. Men of Iron were literally ages ago, it's time to get over it. A robot can do the job of 10,000 men with 0 presence in the warp. 99.9% of imperial citizens are now unemployed, and will dedicate their lives to monk-like pursuits (meditation, physical training, scientific pursuit) and joylessly hunting down ork/tyranid infestations, chaos cultists etc
4. On hive planets overpopulation will be managed by contraception in the water supply. Most armies will consist of artillery and remotely operated drones.
5. Explain to the Tau how the warp works, they'll likely copy our ways. Make alliances with all friendly xenos.

Khorne will be eviscerated by these changes, most humans die peacefully in their beds now. Nurgle will suffer similarly, as population declines, sanitation improves and the increase in AI/scientists makes cures more readily available. Slaanesh will have a slight boost, due to the increase in happiness across the imperium, but eldar-style pleasure cults will be destroyed. Tzeentch will become the most dominant, he will probably try and fuck with the robots or the emotion-killing drugs, but the newly free imperium citizens will be constantly vigilant.

tldr: make everyone in the imeprium an assburger and bring back robotics, gg chaos no re
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This sounds so fucking retarded and autistic it might actually work.

Nah it won't because chaos always finds a way.
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>>53884620
Chaos corrupts AIs because lol fuck your logic.

Imperium lose.

40k is fucking retarded. Don't bother trying to 'fix' it or apply logic to it; the moment you do, the whole setting completely falls apart.
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>>53884620
So basically become the T'au
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>>53884620
Faith in the Emperor and hating the xeno is canonically efective at keeping chaos outside one's mind.
And Chaos can corrupt AIs, that's what happened with the Men of Iron.
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>go full jedi
>now your populace is weak and gets overrun by enemies. also people can multiply in secret

>blanks are too rare, if someone finds out you're collecting blanks they might attack them
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>>53884620
Being a blank isn't genetic
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Chaos is infinite and forever. We ourselves are a part of it. Attempting to exorcise it from ourselves only tears us in two.


Embrace Malal. It is the only way.
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>>53888581
Malal is not canon.
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Wouldn't the real way to go about it be to utilize the webway and ease off the warp stuff so they don't bother to you as much anymore
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>>53884620
>A robot can do the job of 10,000 men with 0 presence in the warp
>0 presence in the warp
That's where you're wrong kiddo.
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>>53884620

>how to defeat chaos

Worship the light/sun instead of being an edgelord either obsessed with skulls or demons.

Problem solved.
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>>53884620
aside from the above reasons that wouldn't work is because there are more xeno than humans, and because of this the blood god would not be decimated, wounded but not fatally so. the other gods also have multiple other facets that you cant get rid off without ceasing to exist. ergo you CANT stop chaos any more than you can put the galaxy in stasis
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>>53888737
> Malal's debatable status in canon means he simultaneously exists and doesn't exist
> Such a contradiction fits his MO exactly

STRAAANGE, ISN'T IT?
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>>53884620
I think Imperium can just "mass produce" blanks by making their genes dominant. It's a child's play compared to creating spacemarines or assassins.

Problem is - it will kill Imperium. A ship full of blanks won't be able to enter warp. And even if warp drive will be able to overcome their influence (which it definitely can at least for low numbers of blanks) navigator will still be fucked.

Humans need a new FTL method or they will only be able to make skipping jumps like tau. Which means death of Imperium. You can't keep it together with such low FTL speeds. It also means feeding separated worlds to Tyranids because you won't be able to amass enough forces to stop them.
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>>53884734
Why are human AI literally the only AI that ever gets corrupted by Chaos?
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>>53884620
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>>53890285
Because the Necrons are made out of soulless Living Metal, the Tau are tiny and irrelevant, and no one else uses AI. The Eldar use the souls of their fallen to power their automatons, for example.
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>>53890285
Probably because it's coded by angry, under appreciated, overworked computer science majors of Mars, just like in real life. So not only is the programmer's searing hatred for life itself imprinted into the program, but the hodgepodge and esoteric nature of coding allows all sorts of opportunities for chaos to nestle in next to the parts of the code that allow it to function properly (programmers aren't sure where these pieces of code reside, much less how they work)
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>>53884620
>Collect as many blanks as possible, stick them on a planet and put them on breeding duty, these will be the elite soldiers/secret police.

Im pretty sure that is not a genetic characteristic.

>On hive planets overpopulation will be managed by contraception in the water supply

I bet you think overpopulation exists in the real world.

>5. Explain to the Tau how the warp works, they'll likely copy our ways. Make alliances with all friendly xenos.

Why. So that we can have strength 5 ap 5 plasma guns?

>most humans die peacefully in their beds now.
How does that stop the tyranids and orks?

>Nurgle will suffer similarly, as population declines, sanitation improves

How exaclty is populaion inversely proportional to sanitation when its that same population that is able to divide labour into taking care of the santation problem.

>and the increase in AI/scientists makes cures more readily available.
AIs are likely just as dangerous as they are made out to be and AI =/= science. The only reason the tau use ai is because their population is not uncountable like the imperiums.

>Slaanesh will have a slight boost, due to the increase in happiness across the imperium

He belives the emotional enegy explanation of the warp just because thats what chaos says.

You are quite autistic.
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>>53889054
Tzeentch or Slaanesh.

Also, stars can be corrupted as easily as planets can. Witness Komus the Tyrant Star from the Dark Heresy 1e game (back when it was published by Games Workshop, so canon).
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>>53890634
>Im pretty sure that is not a genetic characteristic.
It's the pariah gene
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>>53884620
>Make alliances with all friendly xenos.
>friendly xenos
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