Field Kit Inspection! A House Divided Edition

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>>53869249
SCREEEECH

>>53869249
Good new Commissar!
I have gotten the transport music player to work
Bad news Commissar!
It won't stop playing the same song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQHUAJTZqF0

>>53869249
>grumbles
There's one thing this dude like and it's his dammed inspections...
>clears her throat and speaks up
Commissar, Sir. I have something for you.

>>53869363
It's certainly a change of pace to all the hymns and prayers from the sister
>loads a second plasma pistol into a holster

>>53869249
My new leg seems to be doing its job well enough.

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>>53869363
This is OUTRAGOUS! PROPOSTEROUS!

After all, war is the only thing any of you was born to do! Whomever wortr this heretical song, obviously knows not the joys, of fighting, and dying for the Emperor, in his grand wars!

It is a catchy song though... And atleast it's only playing through the speakers of 3nd company's Devourer class transport!

RAHGGGGG
PUNY MAN, WHAT HAPPEND TO THAT NEW ONE? AND WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP SAYING THE YARE SUPRISED THE INQISITION DIDNT EXECUTE ME?

>>53869433
STOP THIS INFERNAL RACKET BY KHORNE HELP.... STOP IT ITS STOPPING MY BLOODLUST

>>53869249
Sir! My equipment is prep'd and ready for inspection at your leisure, Sir!

>>53869392
>He'd nudge her arm with his elbow. A small smile on his face.

>>53869447
>>53869433
Sorry its stuck like that
but hey were disembarking soon

>>53869455
WHAT ARE YOU SMILEING ABOUT?

>the beserker yells down at the lutentant

>>53869460
>the beserker looks at the vox caster for 3 seconds flat before pulling mel and blasting it to slag. the music stops

FIXED IT

>>53869447
I agree, Captain! This song should not be playing aboard one of the Emperor's fine transports! It's demoralizing!

It is catchy though...
>>53869392
Not now, Sergeant! We have work, and an inspection to attend to, before we deploy to the surface, and then subsurface!

>>53869411
Very good Private! Make sure too keep it's machine spirit happy, and it shall serve you well, just as mine do!
>>53869317
Someone teech this feral worlder the basics of Low Gothic! His constant screaming irritates me!

>>53869455
>She'd glare at him behind her gasmask it only seeming like a look

>>53869433
Commissar. I got you a suit of light power armor to help keep you safe on the front lines.

>>53869460
No, third company will be "embarking" it soon. There is a massive difference!

>>53869487
>the music sputters for a minute
> a new song begins to play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SECVGN4Bsgg

>>53869487
>as the music stops, he snaps out of his happy, chemically-induced haze
H-Hey, I was enjoying that! Almost had me convinced that we had a choice c-concerning the war.

>>53869487
Nothing Captain! Merely happy that today is a good day, to die in the name of the Emperor, and his holy Imperium!

>>53869510
Aww, don't be like that Sergeant! Can't I be in a good mood?

>>53869249
reporting for duty sir

looks like the air will be bad, better leave plasma at home, and bring the respmask

>fumbles through a large box full of weapons
what toy to bring today?

>>53869521
>reving axei, I smash the new projector to pieces
NOWI FIXED IT

>>53869528
NO WE DONT STOP TALKING CRAZY

>>53869542
THAT IS MOST UNNATURAL, ME TINKS SOMETHING ELSE GIVES YOU MIRTH,BUT THE COMMISAR SHALL SORT IT OUT NOT I

A whole planet going silent?
Alright betting pool time
TEN THRONES SAYS ITS NECRONS
>>53869556
>song sputter again
>new song kicks in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG0oBPtyNb0

>>53869542
I believe a good mood is an executable offence
>starts moving towards the drop ships

>>53869567
Mine is on the dark pointy ears. I'll match your bet.

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>>53869509
Sssssorrree Kommsar, stubbbed toeeeeeee

>>53869567
>the besreker goes completely still or several seconds. then e begins to glow with blue warp fire mingled with red as waves of rage wash off form his form

>>53869606
>going ballistic the berserker tears all the walls to scrap, the furniture to spare felt and scraps. the other occupants evacute to the bridge where the leaking vacume is less of a problem...by the time we are over our target half the ship has been torn apart

>>53869589
You're just mad because I'm not letting you keep the "Big I", and that I airlocked the other day.

Besides. You know I'll keep quiet about everything else...
>>53869567
Now hold on Magos. There's a good chance, it's Orks, or maybe Tau. perhaps it's just the Governor being a massive Adamantine dick, and not paying up his tithes.

I mean, this IS a penal mining world, full of valuable gemstones. He might not want to share with the rest of the Imperium!

Still, I agree with the Sergeant. 20 thrones on Drukhari, five on Orks.
>>53869546
Nothing too big Private. We're gonna be inside tunnels most of the time.

>>53869640
>>53869606
> the music sputters
>a new "song" "plays"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAGkMyw2_78&list=PLdzfq1kNDbFr1imdbUPUGuaLmh8vSGjFx

>>53869658
>with a cry of impotent rage the ship is now reduced to simply the cock pit and a few wings, and the berserker leaps into the planets atmosphere

not even chaos is that crule you bastard

>>53869658
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!! WHY!!!!! EHY EOULD YOU DO THAT!?! ATLEATS GIVE HEADPHONE USERS A WARNING, YOU ELECTRONIC PRICK!!!!!

>>53869643
>She glares daggers at him for speaking, climbing into the drop ship
Mount up. I'm getting tired of this ship.

>>53869680
coming down with a crash, I stand and shift my arm back into place, my demonic abilities fading. activating a flare, I vox a suitable landing site in the middle of a platu and jog to meet the unit

>>53869685
>He'd keep smiling at her, as he follows on in, alongside the rest of regiment's fourth Infantry, and 6th mechanised company's.

Love you too, Sergeant!

>>53869708
>the beserkers words ring through the vox

WHAT DID YOU SAY SCUM? WHATDID YOU SAY?

>>53869706
>The rest of the Devourers would be landing about three kilometers from his position, inside an underground bunker.

Where in the HELL is Third company?

>>53869721
Good to hear your voice over the vox, Captain! We all saw Third Company's Devourer go down! What happened? You get hit by anti-aircraft guns? How many survivors?

>>53869680
>>53869681
I SUP ON YOUR TEARS

>>53869739
Get a team in a Salamander and have they hurry off to find it.

>>53869725
>A ramshackle and sad sight desends from the skys and the once-proud imperial transport now resembles an ork FIGHTA that "lands next to the formation....then collapses.
>the crew leap from the cock pit and kiss the ground... what's worrying is that they were kreignsmen

>a figure I red aproches at about 60 mles pr hour

>>53869739
THERE WAS A NOISE, IT WAS MILDY ANNOYING THE TRANSPORT WAS THE CASUALTY
>>53869743
whos more evil mur or you?]

>>53869775
>>53869739
>>53869782
The captain hit the music player to make it stop, the music player retaliated with noise that would mentally scar a noise marine. The Transport was destroyed in the ensuring orgy of madness and violence

>>53869658
SCREEEECH
>Breaks the music player

>>53869782
>he makes a mental note to have the vox on low volume when around the 'captain'

>>53869810
Oh Emprah. The new recruits are getting bigger every day, I s-swear.

>>53869775
>>53869782
It would appear that I don't have too...
>He'd flash her a smile.

I guess it's a good thing, that the regiment has its "Fiery Angel of Goodluck" around. Amiright, Sergeant?

>>53869802
>the figure finaly stops infront of the unit

WHERE IS PUNY MAN? ALRIGHT GET IN FORMATION LUTENENT AND SARGENT GET THE PERIMITER SECURED

COG MAN I WAT AUSPEX , and I want it now

>the voice changes from blood thirsty to cold and emotionless in a heartbeat

I want the report asap

>>53869816
Calming SCREEEECH
>Gives an Uplifting primer

(by the way guys, the 1d4chan page for us is up now. Link below.)
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Field_Kit_Inspection#Active_Duty
(And there is a discord for those who wish to use it as well. https://discord.gg/76aQd )

>>53869821
Lieutenant. You have an objective ahead of you. Please pay attention before the commissar sees it as a failure.
>readies her "plasma gun"

>>53869852
ok have the auspex
>>53869810
>music player sputters
>new music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31VDakiO9Yw&index=7&list=PLdzfq1kNDbFr1imdbUPUGuaLmh8vSGjFx

>>53869865
>opens the primer to the page on Chaos Spawn
>looks at the private
>looks at the primer
>looks at the private
You know what, I don't think I'm gonna ask. This regiment can hardly get any MORE batshit.

>>53869892
>He'd flash her one last smile, before unholstering his hot-shot las pistol, and a powersword.

Understood Sergeant. Second platoon, you're with me! We'll head towards the Governor's underground Palace, and secure the area! See if we can't locate any survivors!

Stay safe, Sergeant!

>With that, fourth company's second platoon would head towards the palace.

>>53869900
Flustereted SCREEEECH
>Covers "ears"

>>53869900
>the berserkers eyes flash with fire and the auspex melts,

I said terrain and life forms, not sound

and I altered the web page slightly, I hope you don't mind, I just added mur to the roster

>>53869927
>The Commissar would see what page the man was on.

I see nothing wrong with the good Private! Let's carry on Corporal!
>>53869969
Good idea Lieutenant! The rest of fourth, and third company will head towards the refinery's, and the prisons! Sixth company won't be able to get very far, so it can guard the hangers!

Keep your eyes open everyone! Who knows what's down here!

>>53869994
(That's fine. I encourage everyone to add their characters to it, either dead, or alive!)

>>53870007
SIR YES SIR
-the khornate returns and marches of with the unusually fearful kreigsmen in tow-

>>53870007
SCREEEEEEEEEEWWWHAT CCCCOMMMPAN AN I OOOONNNNN

>>53869969
...

>>53869927
>pulls up in a Salamander scout transport
VAN KLEEZ!!! We're going to the armory. Hop in.

>>53870035
Uhhh sir?
My back up aupsex is detecting a lot of life in the sewers. Xenos life

>>53870081
>he clambers in and lights a suspicious looking lho stick
So, what're we saying? 'Crons? Eldar? Full-scale planetary rebellion? The possibilities are endless!

>>53870116
Looks like hrud to me
look at all the dust
and all the lack of people

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>entering the armoury the beserker growls

"spread out and find survivors"

>tuning to the vox, he trys to reach the commissar

PUNY MAN, THE ARMOURY IS LARGE AND STOCKED. LOKING FOR SURVIVORS, ANY FURTHER ORDERS?

>>53870116
I don't know nor do I care much.
>floors it towards a military base and towards the armory
We're going to... "reacquire" the gear from the planetary governors guard.

>>53870159
Orders are to load up all important weapons into a truck.

>>53870193
YES SERGENT, BUT WE HAVE A SLIGHT PROBLEM. THERE ARE SIGNES OF TAMPERING IN BLOOD THIS IS EITHER CHAOS OR DARK ELDAR.
>he relays the orders and takes a pict of what would be disturbing to a battle hardened inquisitor, but he pays it no mind

>>53870193
>he lets out a wheezing chuckle
Got your p-priorities in order I see, sergeant.

>>53870129
>he flips through his primer to the page on Hrud
Eesh. They look friendly. You got any handy hints on fighting them?

>>53870259
SCREEEEECH
>Brings what looks like Dark eldar weapon

>>53870265
they cause everything near them to rabidly decay and age. Dont get close
and don't let them hit you with their rifles
they are tricky an will go for ambushes.
I don't know kill them like you kill a rat
just a giant xeno rat with guns and an entropy field

>>53870271
GOOD POINT PRIVATE, NOW LOAD UP THE PLASMA WEPONRY. THE SERGENT WIL BE HERE SOON, WE WOULD DO BETTER IF WE WERE PREPARED

>>53870259
Nice. Send the truck to the drop ship then push to a comms relay.

>>53870265
Well if you haven't noticed I'm tasked with keeping you armed. It's my duty to loot_errrr... rescue the gear
>stops outside a large building and hops out
Lets clear it quickly then get the good stuff.

>>53870313
"Nods"

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ANYBODY WANT SOME BEER?

>>53870325
>he climbs out and strolls over to the huge, ornate armoury doors
>he hits a button on the control panel and they open with a horrible grinding sound
>inside, it's pitch black
...Well, t-this is ominous.
After you, sarge!

>>53870325
RIGHT SERGENT, LOAD UP AND MOUNT UP

sergent stay here, I will return with your truck then I may continue to scout the prisons. beware it may be some fething dark knife ears

>the beserker drives back to the drop zone

>>53870422
>holds out a plasma pistol to him
Take this... You'll need it.
>starts walking into the black room, walking around tables and overturned chairs with ease. You see a light switch?

>>53870433
>flicks on the comms
good. I'll be at the main armory

>>53870433
SCREEEEECH
>Points at a radio

>dropping the tech with the thuderhawks and gunships, the beserker drives back to the armoury in as close to lethal speeds as possible
YYYEEEEEEEEHHHHHHAAAAAWWWWW

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>>53869249
YOU GUYS LOOK LIKE YOU COULD USE SOME BEER

Rolled 35, 27 = 62 (2d100)

>>53870470
Heh, I hope not.
>he takes the gun and shoves it into his belt
Alright, let's get some light on the subject.
>he lights a flare and tosses it into the darkness, illuminating the room
Rolling for what we find, first dice for loot (higher is more valuable) second for enemies (higher is more dangerous)

>>53870639
>calls over vox
SCREEEECH

GUYS
I GOT THE MUSIC PLAYER TO WORK AGAIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CI-0E_jses

>>53870657
I AM HERE, WHAT HAVE YOU FOUND?
>I call into the structure as I march inside, my night vison working wonders.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>53870657
>flicks on a light switch on the far wall
I found the lights
>a pair servitor with a servo harness rushes the both of them
Kleez!! Behind!
>she lets rip with the plasma gun

>>53870673
>Over the vox.
If it wasn't for the fact, that we're in a possible combat zone, I'd ask you too keep that one playing.

But since we are, I'm going to have to ask you to keep it off, and the airways clear.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>53870722
Shit!
>he dives to the ground and fumbles with the plasma pistol, firing a shot at an approaching servitor

>>53870756
very well
pretty sure its the Hrud though
in which case the only thing to do is to leave the planet
everything is already dead

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>53870722
>entering the large chamber to the sound of gunfire and lights blinking on, I call upon the sorcery of speed as easily as breathing.

I WILL ASSIST.... FOR THE BLOOD GOD

>over the vox to the unit

CONTACT WE HAVE CONTACT WITH HOSTILES IN THE ARMOURY

>>53870783
>She easily dives out of the way of the truck sized man
It's only one servitor!

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>>53870783
IS THERE ANY BEER IN THE ARMORY?

Rolled 35 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>fumbling slightly, I growl and just try to pin the servitor

STILL A HOSTILE

>>53870782
>He'd begin transmitting a picture feed, directly to the Magos.

Thats where you seem to be wrong, Tech-priest.

>The live feed, captured by the man's helmet, would be displaying several Dark Eldar in blood red, and pure white, spike covered armour, bringing slaves, and other valuables aboard their skiffs.

That would be why we aren't find many bodies...

>pinning the man-droid, I turn it to the sergent

SHOOT THIS CURSED THING BY KHORN DO IT NOW

>>53870768
>the bolt hits the servitor square in the face, reducing it's head to molten slag
Whew, one down, Emprah knows how many more to go. Let's keep moving, before any more decide to jump us.

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>>53870876
HAVE WE BEEN FINDING ANY BEER?

>>53870812
>Fumbles out of the previous room with crate full of Krak grenades
SCREEEEECH

>>53870902
If anything it's just two... Now grab that wall of plasma guns and put it in the truck. We need this to keep fighting. Then we can go kill every living thing in this place

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>>53870905
DON'T WORRY GUYS I FOUND SOME MORE

>>53870902
RIGHT WE NEED TO MOVE
>>53870945
QUARTER MASTER HURRY IT UP, GET EVERYTHING. THE LUTENENT FOUND THE DARK ELDAR, WE WILL MOVE TO INTERCEPT. NOW MOVE IT YOU HAVE THREE MUINETS BEFORE WE MOVE OUT

>over the vox
I WANT THOSE FLYERS IN THE AIR NOW, GET ONE TO MY POSITION, AND ALL BUT THE LUTENENTS WE WILL JUMP IN FROM ABOVE

QUARTER MASTER DO WE HAVE ANY JUMP PAKCS OR GRAV CHUTES?

>>53870905
>he picks up the vox handset
FOR FUCK'S SAKE DAVE YOU JUST DRANK A WHOLE CRATE OF BEER!
HOW MUCH MORE DO YOU NEED YOU FUCKIN' WINO?
YOU DIDN'T EVEN GIVE ME ANY!

>>53870945
>he starts grabbing armfuls of plasma guns and dumping them in the truck
How many of these do we need, anyway? Most of the regiment can't be trusted with them, they'd probably blow themselves up.

>>53870985
DAMNIT DAVE

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>>53871010
WE'VE GOT BEER

>>53871037
TROOPER, DO YOU WANT TO PLAY THREE STRIKES? BE CAUSE IF YOU DO I WILL START AT THREE.. THE CHAIN AXE IS ON WHEN I HIT YOU.

>>53871010
I'll get two troops to bring the gear back.
>throws the world eater tow grav chutes

>>53871016
I'll turn off the overcharge feature... or make a gun battery of them. Now get a chute.
>puts one on and gets reminded to punch someone for a comment they'd make.

>>53871037
Dave... I require two cases in my room. Otherwise grab a chute.

>>53871016
SCREEEECH
>Points at a spiky crate

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>>53871070
ONLY TWO?

>>53871070
>LOOKING AT the sergant in confusion I blink
WHY ARE YOU GIVING ME ONE?.

I DONT USE SLOW GRAV CHUTES, I FREE FALL ONTO THE FOE
>the flyer lands outside

>>53871089
>the beserkers eyes flash blue and the beer boils and froths before boiling away

>>53871070
C-Chute? Oh shit, they're throwing us out of flyers now? On top of Dark Eldar? Couldn't they have picked someone less spiky *cough* for us to land on?
>he reluctantly puts a chute on

>>53871075
I got a horrible feeling I'm not gonna like whatever's inside of this.
>using his entrenching tool he tentatively levers the crate open

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>>53871133
YOU MIGHT WANT SOME OF THIS FIRST

>>53871089
...as much as you'd like.

>>53871115
If you go a little slower you can hit people as you fall. Now where's our transport?

>>53871133
Then land on the soft bits. At least it ain't nids.

>>53871166
OUT SIDE, IM DRIVING HAHAHAHAHA

>getting in the cockpit, I hurl the poilet into the commons area.

LETS GO.
>over the vox
LUTENENT WHERE ARE YOU? GIVE ME YOUR LOCATION, TROOPS ARE INBOUND FROM 5000 FEET

Uh the sewers are vomiting hrud. Could use backup

>>53871166
SCREEEECH
>Points at a coming Dark Eldar Raider

>>53871133
>As the Corporal uses his entrenching tool to open up the crate. A piece of advice the Commissar had stated about Entrenchment tools, would play through his mind.
>"And remember men! Don't use your bayonet to wipe your ass!"
>No, the other rpiece of advice he had five the regiment!
>"You'll never guess what I found in my pocket! Go on! Guess!"
>NO! THE OTHER ADVICE!
>"Remember men! If your Entrenchment tool has a hole in it. It just means that the Emperor's light will shine better through it, and upon you!"

>when they are all in the flyers take off, the lurch of take off and the unnessecery barrel roll has the former pilot throwing up

>>53871199
>she quickly jumps in, dragging Van Kleez with her and hits the side of the flyer

>get in Pawn

>>53871229
SCREEECH
>Runs inside with a spiky crate

>using his "tactical" mind the khornate in the beserker saw the raiding party with prisoners and decided this would not do, so he piloted the gun ship towards the lead transport and yelled over his shoulder as he jumped for the second...still 4500 feet down

"JUMP NOW OR BE PASTE IN A FEW SECONDS"

>>53871278
...I'm surprised at how well he flew...
>jumps and hits the chute, turning on the powerfist, aiming for the most important looking raider

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>>53871278
I BETTER GET READY FOR THIS

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>53871199
>Mattias would take curse out loud, as a stray Shurikan roun, would skim past his head.

>"SHIT! THIS ISN'T GOOD!"

>He'd fire off a few shots from his Laspistol at an Drukhari warrior. Hitting her in the end, and ending her foul existence, before going back to cover.
>He'd let out a breath, as he Hears the Beserker's voice, through his helmet's vox.

We're pinned down about a hundred feet from the Palace entrance! About five kilometers from the Hanger we landed in!
>He'd pull his head back, as Shurikan rounds fly around him. Impacting the stalagmite he was hidden behind.

Shit!
>He'd fire off another shot at this point, before backing into cover.

It's a rather big cave! You can't miss it!

>>53871229
Hey, carefu-ERK
>he lands on the floor of the flyer with a thump, and is immediately thrown around by Mur's ridiculous maneuvers

>>53871225
>when I find myself in times of trouble
>the Commissar comes to me
>speaking words of wisdom
>"Remember men, don't try and eat grenades!"

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>53871348
>landing on a elder, my hand accidently bounces you into a wall and back
[that is your crit punishment]

>>53871355
>nudges van Kleez
SCREEEECH
>takes van Kleezs entrenching tool
>Try's to open box with his entrenching tool

Rolled 18, 10, 12 = 40 (3d20)

>>53871339
>>53871355
>she cuts the chute and lands onto the most laiden down raider, smashing the pilot into a pink mist, with the fist
>looks across the dozen or so women on the barge
Dibs...
>grabs a mounted darklance and fires it at another raider

first 2 are shots, last is for the crashing shuttle

>>53871278
distressed SCREEECH
>Drops the tool and takes the helm of a transport

>>53871403
>>53871355
[you have 3 seconds to jump]

>>53871389
HAHAHAHA BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE CHARGE

>melta bolts and axe strikes lash out like the anger of a demi-god, before leaping upon the prison skiff

AVAST YE BASTARDS

Rolled 11, 17 = 28 (2d20)

>engaging in a 7 on 1 dual, I cut as swipe keeping the cursed beasts back

>>53871403
As the chaos spawn uses the entrenching tool to open up the crate. A piece of advice the Commissar had stated about Entrenchment tools, would play through his mind.
>"And remember men! Tank treads left out in the desert, are great way to make a grilled cheese sandwich!"
>No, the other piece of advice he had given the regiment!
>"You put your right foot in! You put your right foot out! You put your right foot in, and you shake it all about!"
>NO! THE OTHER ADVICE!
>"Remember men! Your Entrenchment tools are not only great for killing your enemies, but you can use it to eat soup out of!"

>>53871442
SCREEECH
>Throws crate at the Raider
>puts on grav-chute
>Grabs van Kleez and jumps out at the raider

>>53871462
killing another of my opponets, I bull rush the rest from the skiff

HOW GOES IT SERGENT?

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>>53871278
pic

Rolled 12, 17 = 29 (2d20)

>>53871508
>firing quickly with a dark lance, erupting another skiff as the drop ship explodes behind her in a massive fireball as blood from the Pilot drips off her armor, glistening red hair peaking out from around the expressionless gasmask

firing more darklances

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>53871553
>Several jet bikes are blasted to pieces by her precise shots, and another two go spinning our of control as their engines are hit. Causing them to crash into a cavern wall and explode.
>The Raiders would attempt to fire back however.

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>>53869249
Hi, my names Forrest Gump. People like to call me Forrest Gump.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>53871610
>stepping over the corpse of the pilot and grabbing her whip, she lashes it out at another raider with a wytch at the helm
Shit... that'll be fun

Rolled 8, 18, 20 = 46 (3d20)

>>53871771
>The wyche piloting it, would go flying off the skimmer, and land harshly upon the ground. The sound of broken bones, echoing throughout the cavern.
>Several infantry squads, would begin to open fire upon her, and the others at this point!
>First roll for Rias, the second one is for the Khorne Beserker, and the last one, is for Pawn

>>53871771
SCREEEECH
>Takes control of the Raider
>Accidentaly rams it into a prisoner transport

>>53871841
>firing at the infantry, I move to block the fire too the sergent so she can pilot, this results in me being blow into the slaves cage dorr

Rolled 3 (1d20)

getting up I curse once more

>>53871841
[How do I even do it? I'am a newfag alright, I don't even know if I'm black texting properly]

>>53871942
Hit ctrl+s to get spoilers. put dice+1d20 in the Options field to roll dice

>>53871942
chill mate, see the bar labelled options?
type in there dice+1d20 and press post. if its above ten you hit the bastards, if bellow you miss. let this be calm and fun. you will learn

>>53871942
it's alright! For rolling a d20 dice, you use the email bar/options and put in "dice+1d20" but without the quotes. You so the same with whatever other kind of dice you want to roll. Although you did just take a natural 20 to the face, so please follow up with that, as that is usually a bad maiming, or a death, depending upon your preference, and what you're being hit by.

Rolled 14, 5, 2 + 5 = 26 (3d20 + 5)

heavily wounded, I leap at the foul xenos that dared harm me

[leap attack, pyckic attack, and shooting attack, bounus because of rage]

>crunching the xeno beneth my leap, tumble missing my other attacks

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>53871660
>Rolling a d100 to see how much of Dave's blood was alcohol

Rolled 6, 9, 12 = 27 (3d20)

>>53872027
>almost completely unscathed she rushes towards a squad of warriors, whip and powerfist lashing out at them as she gets in range

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>>53872042
>Almost 50%

Rolled 1 (1d4)

[lets have some fun, I will roll a die to determine my fate]
1: I am captured by the dark eladar.
2: I become a demon prince in rage
3:i free the prisionrs
4:i fall uncosious

>>53872128
>Struck down with a foul concoction of poisons, the berserker is dragged towards a raider ship and tossed into the slave pits. just before it escapes the atmosphere the remaining elder turn and flee

>even though he didn't jump with the others, old Weary Eyes would have somehow made it safely to the ground
>he even set up a table
>what the fuck
>it'd be a round table and he'd sit in one of the six chairs
>a sign, next to a revolver, would say "Betting, and the gratification of death: Beginner's guide to Valhallan Roullete™."
>the dark eldar would seem to....actually join the game.

>>53872128
>breaks combat and charges to the beserker
I will not let my friend be stolen!!

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>53872085
[I'm gonna roll, to see how bad was the fall]

Rolled 1, 6 = 7 (2d20)

>>53872128
>Unfortunately for the good Captain. The squads earlier combined fire, had caused him to lose a lot blood. Causing his movements to become slower.
>A keen sighted raider, would quickly shout out, upon seeing this.
>"Capture that crazed chose worshiping Mon'Kiegh! He shall bring great wealth to us in the arenas!"
>With that, several squads of Raiders, would chain him up, and begin bringing him to a Warp gate.
>The other two squads, would begin firing upon Rias, and Dave.
>First roll is for rias.
>Second roll, is for the unconscious dave

>>53872180
[roll to catch up]
[this will be intresting next thread]

>>53872236
You left the planet. I'll just be screaming noooooo

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>53872159
>Rolling to see the results for one of the two squads of Raiders. Lower is better!

>>53872202
>Pawn stumbles and gets wounded while falling unto the transport ship.
Should van Kleez also roll for damage since I'm bringing him along?

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>>53872263
[oh yeah, huh kind of sucks that. heh]

>thrashing in my drugged state I try to squirm from their grasp, yelling wordless battle crys

>>53872368
>Pawn wanders around the ship while dragging still unconcious van Kleez and comes across prisoner pits
>Pawn waves the world eater

right I'm packing it in, murs captured and I need to sleep so I will lurk for the next twenty minutes or so, but until I speak again good night

Rolled 18, 5 = 23 (2d20)

>>53872213
You all suck ass at shooting!!
>raises her "plasma gun" and starts firing into the mass of retreating warriors

>>53872401
>Pawn goes to a dark corner and tries to wake van Kleez up
Well that's all for today, as I'm stuck in the transport, anyways have a good day

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>53872517
The majority of the first squad is wiped out, forcing the rest to retreat, or lose their lives.
>The remaining squad begin to curse their luck, as they begin firing upon the lone Mon'Kiegh infront of them. They minds wondering why they simply can't kill her!

>>53872594
>he has his eyes screwed shut, feverishly muttering prayers to the Emperor
Thanks for holding onto me through the fight, sorry I wasn't there for it.

Rolled 5, 8, 13 = 26 (3d20)

>>53872627
>She turns and fires as she charges the last remaining squad
>first for shots 2nd and 3rd for bashing and whip

>>53872661
It's still happening...

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>53872679
>The squad of Drukhari, their bodies far more agile than that if this Mon'Kiegh. Would be able to avoid the worst of her attacks.
>As retaliation for her efforts at charging them, they'd bring forth their own weapons, and would begin to swing at her.

> staggers up to front line
> his robes are tatterted
>his covered in xenos blood
> His implants are rusty
By the machine god there were a LOT of Hrud down there.

Rolled 4, 1, 15 = 20 (3d20)

>>53872716
At least you don't break and run!
>punches at the squad leader with the powerfist, trying to bind others with the whip

>>53872213
>Dave is not unconscious
>Dave is dead

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>53872764
>Two of the warriors become bonded together by the whip, and are out of the fight for now.
>The rest begin to retaliate. Their blades thirsting for the blood of the Mon'Kiegh.

>>53872661
It's okay senpai, although we are in dark eldar slave transport on it's to Cammoragh, but we are with World Eater so

Rolled 3, 9, 5, 13 = 30 (4d20)

>>53872806
>remembering she has pistols she proceeds to blast away at the binded deldar before punching at the few remaining.

>plasma bolt then fist whip

>>53872843
actually. Only the captain is. You're dead, or maimed, and kleez is fine.

>>53872873
>a strange sense of rage and loss emanates from your left, there buried in an disembowelled dark elder is axei and by the feet of the same corpse is mel, the twin demon weapons raging against their loss of user

>>53872882
Oh,then where did I crash?

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>53872873
>Unfortunately, her blows leave no lasting marks upon the foul xenos.
>As a result, they begin to redouble their efforts to kill, or capture the Mon'Kiegh.

>"KILL HER NOW!"

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Quick rundown anyone? What the fuck is going on in here? Spoilered image related

Rolled 19, 13 + 5 = 37 (2d20 + 5)

>>53872917
>glances at the axe
Not the first time...
>drops the whip and grabs the chain axe

>>53872935
Now you're going to get rocked...
>aggressive chopping and powerfisting

>>53872917
>USE US, SOMEONE USE US
>the wailing and pleading is interrupted slightly by the magics flying from the mat the beasts who took their master

>>53872994
>With rage unbridled. The Sergeant tears apart the Drukhari warriors, limb from bloody limb. Leaving only a splatter of blood, and torn up meat, as as sign they had ever even existed.

>>53872972
look in here https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Field_Kit_Inspection
but currently the unknown legion are on a planet trying to find out why it went dark, we found it was dark elder and we engadged, currently captain MUR has been captured the commissar is out for the count [playing raiders]
the sergeant is going khornate,
and the techpreist is about to join the fray while everyone else cowers

>the guerilla sets tripwires attached to grenades in the narrower parts of the cavern

>>53872972
A squad is coming to a planet, loot an armory, guardsman Dave dies of alcohol consumption, Magos was dealing with hrud, everyone elso is fighting DEldar, a world eater is captured, Scarlet is still fighting them, and a chaos spawn masquarading as a guardsman crashes into a slave transport and is dragging along corporal Kleez,and comissar is chiling somewhere. In short, we tried to loot the armory but ran into dark eldar

[will someone archive this?, I don't know how}

>>53873048
Wow. His axes are quite nice.
>clips them together and onto her belt.
Now where too...

>>53873058
The Sergeant can't go Khornate... she's special. MUHAHAHAHA

>>53873124
if your a fucking slanneshii, A] that would not be that big a twist,
B]tearing apart your enemy's until all thats left is a smear is khornate
C]I will beat the shit out of you through the internet

>>53873124
>Maimed Pawn crawls through hole in a transport and sees Scarlet
SCREEECH

>>53873124
[also its an axe and melta "pistol" eg a small shot gun melta]

>>53873234
>I'll keep them safe till you're rescued

>>53873200
>waves at Pawn
Let's go find the others.
>climbs onto the original skiff with the two dozen slaves

>>53873191
she isn't slanesshi or khornate, don't worry.

With the last of the Xenos in the area having either been slain, or retreated through the webway. The Commissar and his team would finally arrive.

We heard shooting over the vox! Is everything alri-
>He'd look about the carnage on the battlefield. His eyes somewhat widened on what just over a platoon had managed to do.

...Well then... I wasn't expecting to see this have happened...

>>53873262
>Drags himself and van Kleez unto the skiff
SCREEECH
>Points at a spiky crate which fell to the ground

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>>53873262
>You find Dave's corpse which smells like booze.

>>53873262
>The second platoon CO, would be situated behind a stalagmite, his hotshot Laspistol, smoking from over use.

>>53873097
4chan's /tg/ on itself has a limited time archive and naturally once a thread has been pruned there are several off-site archive sites where this shit is saved for an unspecified amount of time. tl;dr don't worry, you don't have to do it, nobody actually has to, since that shit's automated, pretty neat huh?

Also, to "spoiler" your text, or "blacktext" go
>"[spo iler] Yourtexthere [/spo iler]"(without the quotes and the spaces in the "spoilers"

>>53873278
>there's only Rias, Van Kleenz and Pawn sourrounded by a few dozen burning skiffs and about a hundred corpses
Reporting for duty, sir!

>>53873346
I know, but I like to change it from time to time]

and I tend to forget to do it, so there's that as well

>don't you think variation is nice?

>>53873350
Good job too all of you! Putting down those foul xenos! That will show them the tactical superiority, of the soldiers of the Imperium!

Now then-

>He'd motion towards the prisoners.

Execute them.

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>>53873278
DAVE IS NO MORE, THERE IS ONLY BEER

>>53873402
Sir. We can use them to bolster our ranks from the casualties we took today.

>>53873402
SCREEEEECH
>Pawn proceeds to devour the prisoners

>>53873377
Variation is nice, however if you change your shit on a constant basis it will ultimately confuse and/or annoy those communicating with you. The OP has it right "We tend to use spoilers for OOC chat, while greentexts for describing a character's actions..."

That's there to serve the purpose of keeping everything uniform as to avoid confusion. (And also because spoilered text sticks out better than regular posts, so you get replies faster since you're noticed by senpai)

>>53873453
>Pawn stops it's "feast" and leaves about five alive

>>53873453
I'd rather accept a dozen shots to the chest, before allowing this many penal scum in the regiment!

Now follow my orders Sergeant, or you'll be following in their footsteps!

>He'd motion towards >>53873458

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>>53873413
TAKE A DRINK FROM ONE OF MY BOTTLES AND I WILL GRANT YOU YOUR WILDEST DESIRE

>>53873458
>Grabs him by the neck
Grab one and I'll make sure you never scree again...

>>53873488
there is truth to that, I will ignore that senpie comment, but i often forget shit. anywho are you going to join in, or have you done so already?

>>53873520
>he burbles quietly and gestures towards his mouth, before slumping back
That'll probably be it from me for a while. See you all next time.

>>53873546
Maybe I have maybe I haven't, maybe I will maybe I won't.

also, just out of spite

uwu

>>53873523
SCREEECH
>Pawn pushes Ria away and points at the five survivors
SCREEECH
>Pawn does something ressembling flipping a bird to Ria and proceeds to drag van Kleez to medical tent

>>53873620
mate your making less sense than a tzeech demon who is playing truth or dare

>>53873685
shit the jig is up!

>>53873523
Well... That went about as well as could possibly be expected...

>He'd flash a tired smile towards the Sergeant.

How was your day?

>>53873684
...I can't execute him..... yet...
>hops down and picks up the half dead Wytch
Prisioners... Welcome to the Guard. Follow me before the command staff realizes who you are.

>>53873708
>looks at him
>shrugs
A normal day in the guard. I got new toys though.

>>53873731
>He'd shake his head at this.

Of course you did... When DON'T you get new toys?

>>53873731
SCREEECH
>Throws spiky crate to the ground
>points at Dark Eldar then points at a crate
SCREEECH?

>>53873804
Did you try to use the entrenching tool on it?
>pries the top off with an entrenching tool

>>53873776
When I have an officer watching me.

>>53873822
And what do I count as? A dead Ork?

Actually... Don't answer that.

>>53873822
>Looks at the inside of crate
>It's filled with CD's
SCREEECH
>Throws CD infront of a prisoner
>Points at a CD
SCREEECH?

night now, see you next week. and please come rescue me. i don't want to kill the entreaty of a race

>>53873880
I won't
>she smirks behind her gasmask

>>53873903
Why are their CD's in there...

>>53873948
>shrugs
>points at DEldar
>Points at CD
>Points at DEldar again

>>53873948
>He'd smile at this, before heading off to regroup with the rest of his platoon.

>>53873981
This DEldar is mine. These Imperial prisoners are mine. What do you want?

>>53874039
SCREEECH
>Points at CD
>Makes weird gestures that resemble someone at an assembly line
>Points at DEldar and escaped slaves
>Walks to the barracks
Well that's it for today, anyways see you later

>>53869249
>>>/qst/

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>>53874120

>Still in a cave
Where did everyone go?

I need some new robes.
Fucking hrud and their fucking entropy aura

>>53874796
I went to clean off after massacring everything...

>>53874825
Pay up metal head. It was DEldar.

>>53874882
There were Hrud as well but yes you were right

>>53874924
No one saw them but you so I expect my money by tomorrow.

>>53874961
Have it right now
But if you look at what oncer were very nice robes you can see evidance of their existance

>>53874979
Looks like you decided to wrestle a flame thrower.
>she takes the money and stuffs it in her chest

>>53874961
*i'm pretty sure he owes me 20 thrones as well rawr*

>>53874979
I'm pretty sure you owe ME thirty!

>>53875008
....

Lewd woman...

>>53875136
>she flips him off and takes her "prisoners" into the Salamander

>>53875709
Now that's just rude, is what that is...

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>>53875709
Hey thanks
The one thing I like more then helping out imperial citizens
IS HURTING DARK ELDAR

>>53875709
>>53877858
You know usually when someone says I'll take these prisoners to the salamander they don't mean a literaly salamander!
where did he come from?

before I go to sleep bump