Galactic Federation

>>53868063
God damnit the song made me kek

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>>53868063
First for the Dukedom is not xenophobic

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>>53868063
>Walks in
>>53868446
>Walks out

Pvp combat rules in case anyone wants to murder each other.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-Yd1eWqg3vNKyzgscXQXSENvSUvVKSPMbK0bQr_OsrY/edit?usp=sharing

How are you Ambassadors? I trust you all slept well.

>>53868569
Can't wait til one of us tries to fist/appendage fight someone else.
I slept alright.

>>53868587

O̓̂̄̎̐ͭͯ̒̿rͫ́ͯ͑͌ͣͩ̇ ͮ̇̇͂p̾iͣ͗̿̍̈́ͫ̚n̍͋͆̈̔̀̄̄c͑̌̇ͭͬͦ̚è̈̾͊̎́rͪ̂̈́ͣ

>>53868604
We're supposed to be a civil place but that's not happening.

Good morning ambassadors.How are you?

>>53868634

g̉̈͆ͧͩȍ̿̿ȍ̓̆̃̉̾d̿ͣ̋̔ͨͤ̓͆,̎̋̚ ͪͭ̏͑ã͂͆̍̓̈́ͧ̍̎r͂̓̒̚eͭ̒̽ͬ̒ͬ ͌ͣ̉́͆̆̓ẅ́ͭe͊ͭ̃̓ͫ ͮ͆͑̌̎t̊͂̈́h̔̌̀ͫ̽͗e̒ͪ̏r͂͐̑͑e̔ͧ̋̽̉ͣ͂ ̾̿ͬ̃͑̓ͣy̓ͧeͣ̆̈́̆̄́ẗ́͋̂̂̆ͭ̚?̉̓ͨ͐̍ͩ

>>53868620
I mean,it's usually civil.
>>53868640
Nope.Not yet.

>>53868634
I'm alright.

>>53868620
Yeah it's a civil place where we got invaded and boarded by Gaunts and Wastes abominations and the Ploraxian Emperor started a duel for shits and giggles. I would say this place couldn't get more civilized perhaps we should detonate a nuclear warhead on level three to increase our level of civilization.
>>53868640
That's right we still haven't gotten to the party yet. Ask Carter if he can speed this thing up.

>>53868743
I can't.You'd have to ask Inkito.
>>53868652
That's good.

>>53868803
I'm gonna take you up on the removal of my caste hormones.

>>53868860
Oh.Really?Okay.

Why?

>>53868934
I'm not sure.
Might just be becuase it's new.
Hopefully it doesn't kill me.

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What have I missed?

the hive is here, how may this one assist you blunts and ambassadors?

>>53868743
>>53868803
Excellent. We are on our way towards the party, which we were invited to by the Psionic Party.
>>53869183
Oh. You. You kind of owe the Ploraxians 10,000,000 SFC after destroying priceless paintings and artifacts during the reconciliation. dinner.

>>53869229
I believe ASMODEUS is still asleep, and we are about a few hours from the station. Its above the Nova Ploraxia Habitat.

>>53869229
"what?"
>the speaker scratches his head.
what dinner? what paintings?

and your vox is broken please identify

>>53869239
I am representative Inkito. We are travelling at warp speeds towards the system where the Psionic Party is holding a celebration, with ambassador Carter, Herr Ambassador Karl Schimmel, ASMODEUS, and Prethoryn 12.

>>53869239
Do you not remember. The reconciliation dinner? Where you threw a blade onto a priceless. 1,000 year old painting. And destroyed nearly 10,000,000 SFC worth of property? Yes, we need an apology. Thankfully, Emperor Kinrotos XVII still wishes to reconcile.

>>53869268
the hive was not invited. but any who this dinner?

>>53869281
I only remember duelling the ambassador of that empire. after that the hive tried hitting carter, then that impudent space druggie. other than that this one have not damaged anything

>>53869149
Some of us are currently on board a transport ship,to some kind of function or party.

Any news?
>>53869081
Okay.So,all I need you to do is send me a sample of your flesh,preferably one with a high hormone count.Then I'll use that to make a custom cure.
>>53869268
Understood.
>>53869238
>>53869229
>>53869281
>>53869239
Well,you guys can work that out.

>>53869310
That's plenty boring if you ask me, why are we supposed to attend again?

>>53869310
greetings predator.
how goes the hunt?

>>53869310
Yeah, well. Karl is doing something, I'm here in the galley cooking, and you are on the vox. And ASMODEUS is asleep. I think 12 is practicing juggling, I don't know.
>>53869328
It is for the Psionic Party, of Ploraxia. For supporting Psionic Rights in various countries. I have Karl, 12, Carter, and Asmodeus

the hive will attempt to fix what has been broken

>>53869356
Mhh, in the Union we are pretty open to the use of psionic powers. Whoever can crack a bulkhead open with her mind instead of having to waste plasma cutter charges is a valid asset. It helps that a psionic race makes up more than half of the fleet.

>>53869310
Alright.
I suppose I could do without a couple pieces.

>>53869413
Well... I'm on vox. I am on a ship currently, heading there. I think you are a bit late
>He changes the mode to secure communication
I am slightly afraid. Will you keep a corvette on standby to rescue us, if anything goes wrong.

>>53869440
Oh? You don't even extend the invitation, and expect me to bail you out?
Luckily, I've already taken some measures... you can thank us later. Save something from the buffet, would you?

>>53869463
>He chuckles
Of course, my friend. The invite was only extended to us. My apologies, but, I will accept your request.

>>53869429
Eh.Just a small tissue sample,nothing major.
>>53869328
I don't know.Inkito said I was invited.
>>53869331
Good,I guess.

How's yours?I don't really hunt much.

>>53869310
A party? For what

>>53869490
Just don't fret if you see someone follow you- if they have four ears, I sent them.
>>53869492
Have fun with it. Are you still in the mood of prying on the rest of my fleet?

>>53869492
Alright, then. I have made something to eat, for the time being. It is a traditional ploraxian dish, a broth with some minced meat, and various herbs and spices. Try it!

>>53869532
The rest of your fleet?You mean asking Kalankhri her history?
>>53869501
Don't really know.If they try taking samples I'll shoot them.

>>53869581
Sure.Not like it'll poison me.
>Carter takes a bowl.

Looks good.I'll just go in the back to enjoy this while reading.

>>53869492
Oh alright.

>>53869599
I have been told you didn't stop asking, yes.
>>53869581
I could use some details on what's happening anyway- who are you afraid of?

>>53869599
Seems innocent enough to me.

>>53869636
Yeah.I want to find out what it is.Sounds interesting.
>>53869620
Just send it to my Serenity mailbox.
>>53869639
Perhaps,but I'm keeping my guard up.

>>53869672
Is it the Plaxorian party?

>>53869735
Alright. So, carter. Did you pack any weapons just in case of any trouble. I packed three, they all are in the case there.

>>53869672
How much do you know about the Mahkravi anyway? Have you even ever seen one without those snazzy armors one?

>>53869746

Ī̽̍̂ ͨ̃aͭ̾͛͌m̉ͦ͊̃̋ ̿̔̓ͮͦ̂ả͌ ͯ̓w͒̂̿̋̾eͯͬͤͮ̌a͊͛ͩ̉p̔̀̒ͭ̄ȯ͆͗͆̚n͊̑̆

>>53869761
Well, I see. Anyways, we are out of warp now! We are being directed towards landing pad 12.

>>53869735
Yeah.
>>53869746
I have my handcannon on me,and I have built in weaponry.Trust me,if anything goes down,we'll cut through and get back to the shuttle.
>>53869759
No.In fact,I know little about them.Just that they hate humans,are psionic,and have a connection to genetic engineering.

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>>53869851
Hold on, I'm sending you something... They look a bit like a paleogoldfish from Earth, if you ask me. That third eye is a bit freakish... anyway, you can work your way from here.

>>53869851
>>53869746
Well if everyone is somewhere else partying I might just raid the cafeteria.

>>53869919
Seems like a regular alien.I don't see why they won't tell of their history.
>>53869922
Wait....

Were you the one who ate all the bacon last time?

>>53870006
Work it out, I said. I'm afraid I've already said too much. Sending alien nudes is a taboo big enough already, isn't it?

Ȋ̈́ͧs͋ ̒ͤ̇ĭ̋ͦͫ̈́t̒ͦ͆̉̔̋ ͤ͊͋ͣ͛͛ͩ̊p͐͛ͬ̏̽̓̇̍a̋ͪ̓̆r͊ͦ̍̍̈́̏̚tͫ͋̊́ͪ̌y̽̒ͦ̽̏̃̑ ̐͛̄͑t̐̃ͬ̑͆ͧ̉iͯ̈ͦ̃̉̎̏m͐͛e͒ ̒̍͋̄ͬ̃̃ͧn͆̎̍̄͋͋͌̚oͮ̋̆w̋̈́̆ͮ?̀ͮ̍̏
̉͌̉̿͐̈wͫ͛̾̃ͤ̾ͩ̇e͗ͣ͂ͮͭ ̀ͯͤ̇͑ͩaͦ̊̉r̿ͭͣe͋ͮͣ͒ͦ ͤ̿͑̿ä̉͑͑ͦc̄̌ͪͮ̿̈ͪt͛̀̇ͭ̋̉̐uͯ͛̽a͛l͆ͪ̈lͫ͊̄̈̓̔y̿ͣ ͪ̈̐ͣ̓ͩ̂q̒̀̿ͫu͒͆̾ͩ͒ͦͩ̆͛i̋ͦͮ̉̌͒t͑ͫ͊ͧͦͮȅͦ̋ͤ̑ ̓̂̎̽̓t́̓̈́͒̄̾͌̇ͭh͊̓̊e͂̍ͪͯ̉̿ ͪ̓́̌ͭ͆̈́ͫ̂g̊ͭ̓̾̊ú͛̚iͤ̂̈ͧ̚tͮ̍̒̒̀͗aͮ͗ͣ̓͋͐͒r͗̒͗̓̇ͪ ͋̀̾ͬ͂ͨp̿̏ͪͪͭ̄ͣ̓l͊͂ͭ́ͦͤa̍ͯy̌ͫe͛ͮr͒̏̔̆̐̆̈ͮ
ͦ̆̿

>>53870047
Okay,I guess.I'll either just ask Kalankhri,or later go to their homeworld and find out myself.

>>53870233
Really?Huh.How do you play?

>>53870253

v̍̓ͮ͋̑ͮ̑eͨ̈̓̊̎r̄̇yͧ͂ͨ͆ ̇͛̾̌c͐͂̆̒͒ͧͤa̔ͦͣ̈͗r̍ͣ̉̾ͣ̌̄̆ͮeͩ̊̒f̄̑̆͒̓ͨͬ̓u̓̍͐̓̿l̄lͨ̓ͦ̓̽͂̉ͣ̍y̔ͬͫ́̈́ͮ ̃͐̒̋ͣ̇̚

>>53870006
No, but I'm about to pillage all the fruits and tea.

>>53870233
>>53870253
But we are much better at the trombone
check this out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CI-0E_jses

>>53870277
Oh.Well,that's fine,I guess.
>>53870735
Um,okay.Never would have guessed you knew the trombone and guitar.

>>53870889
W̓̂̈́́e͑ͣ̂ ̐̌́̍hͣā̒ve͌̊ͯ̇͂ ̐ͮ̆ͫs͋̔o m̂̾̐ͦ̚ucͩ͛̇͛h̑ f̄re͒͆̾̔̏̎e̽ͦ͐ͦ̒ t̋ͤ̚iͨ̈͆̓̏ͪm̄ë ͌ͫ̇̈ͮyoͮͩ̐̽̏̆̽u̍̎̒̎ͪͮ̓ h̊a̐̒v͆͊eͪ n̋͐ͩ̽o̚ ̀ĩd̑́ͪͩͣ̍ͭe̋̋ͭ̊̎̾̚ã͑

>>53871020
Lucky you.I am usually in these meetings,or doing things in the Wastes.

Ploraxia we fight nao da? Is boring staring at yor motionless fleet. Maybe we attack planet instead to get attention!!

How's the party so far Ambassadors? I was just making sure we had a ummm...speedy exit you could say in case of trouble. What have I missed?

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>An odd popping sound is heard as Asmodeus walks into the chamber, looking kinda groggy
>"Hey there Federation. What's going on?

>>53871344
Nothing much.We're nearly there.

>>53871223
Occ is this on the station

>>53871609
Ooc
Most people are on station Serenity,but me,Karl,Prethoryn,Inkito,and ASMODEUS are on a different ship.

>>53871649
Ooc grand was just wondering. Also I was considering weighing more about the Great War on Yss, how does that sound?

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>>53871484
>"Oh, ok then. hopefully nothing happens before we get there then."
>The boy closes his eyes, humming a small tune as he does so.

>>53871885
Ooc
Sure,go right ahead.Personally,I think one can always add to their things.Not "save my life" stuff,like adding in that your people are invincible,but adding more details like locations and beliefs is a great thing.

When I did mine,I just started with basic ideas on the Wastes' nature and its inhabitants,amd now I want to add history and language and other things.

Go crazy,dude.As long as it works,I'm all for it.

>>53871926
Yeah.

I'm gonna take a nap,though.That Ploraxian food was rather good.Wake me when we're there.

>Carter leans back,and begins to lightly sleep,staying alert regardless.

>>53871943
Ooc
Yeah I'm gonna take off for a while and write up some stuff for it. I'll prob be back later dudes.

Ooc who is still left in the thread?

>>53873112
Ooc I'm still lurking atm but I'm not at the party thing

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An image of a Horde ship. I need some more but i want to make sure they look haphazard and poorly built to account for the numerical advantage they always need to have

>>53873148
Ooc same here too. Just trying to think up some more lore before work and waiting for the Ploraxian dude to start the party.

>>53868063
Im Here

wait,what party there's a party

Well Im off to raid the cafeteria for da bacon if everyone is somewhere else

>>53873148
Ooc
I'm lurking as well.I'll be back in about an hour.

>>53873167
FOR ANTS

the bacon suppiles have been looted,anything i missed

Baron how big of a Beacon would you need to move the fortress that we've found? And the treasure we've found there is massively improving our shipbuilding capacity.
On break so can't post for long

>>53876625
Well, the one inside is sufficient for it. It just needs some maintenance to put it back into shape. Many of the Avarians were upset that the fortress was damaged by the squatters.

>>53875566
Well,some of us are going to a party.

And why must you eat all the bacon?
>>53877075
>>53876625
Maybe an avarian is needed to steer it?

>>53877243
because bacon is better than the refried sadness that you call food

>>53877243
Perhaps, the pirates could only make random jumps with it, hence the patchwork destruction across the systems.

>>53877425
Not that you can't eat it,but all of it?

>>53877930
yes

>>53877941
Aw.I kinda wanted some for breakfast.

before sleep bump

Well have any of the revived Avarians been transported there yet? Perhaps there might be a pilot among them or some specialists who can help repair it.

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How are you all Ambassadors? I have returned once again this time hopefully for good.

Ooc who do we have to add to this?

Late night bump I'll try to keep the thread alive

My last bump. Hopefully you fuckers can keep it alive till morning. Good night all

Hello all! Any news from your empires?

>>53868063
I GO BY THE NAME OF GANGSTA CRIZZAB

>>53881875
Well currently we are building a super dreadnought "Hell's Arrow" which will house the psi-laser and will be our most effective weapon against the Court in case we need it. How are you and your people?

>>53881875
We have opened a new museum of the Great War on Yss and a society of explorers for old Avarian tech has been founded.

>>53878376
no

>>53885782
Rukaar how goes your Megaladon warships? And how did they fair against the Conclave?

Morning,ambassadors.How are you all?
I might not be able to respond as much over the course of this week.
>>53885782
Why?

>>53886003
That's cool dude seems like a bunch of people aren't able to as much any more

>>53886110
Yeah.I'll still be able to,but maybe only later on in the day.

>>53885911
they fell beneath the firepower of my ships,so it went well
>>53886003
because bacon

>>53886475
Well if that's the case I think your bacon is well earned then. And I think I will skip this Ploraxian party. It seems like it will be downright peaceful and boring and I have enough of that already. I wonder if any of the Hive gaunts are still on board the station maybe I'll go on a hunting expedition.

>>53886636
I'll Bring the harpoons for this hunt

Rolled 7 (1d30)

>>53886723
Let's see how many we can find down here. And they might be controlled by the Waste entity so be on your guard.
>10 Imperial Marines in battle armor join them as they head to the lower levels
Rolling for gaunts we find. And I'll take control of them for pvp purposes

Rolled 21 (1d30)

>>53886793
damn,only seven well six for me one for you
>he dives into the small group of gaunts

Rolled 16, 24 = 40 (2d30)

Rolling 2d30 and if I get over your roll on the first one i block it and if it's over 15 on the second one I hit.
>The enraged creatures strike back

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I have located my cat.

I have been asked by the Consul to request your respective species stop mentioning "crab cakes" in diplomatic meetings. We do not know what would inspire you to make pastries from Harrokan civilians but we do not condone it within the Combine nor outside of it.

The Akoret Reactor is not what a Harrokan reproductive organ looks like. It is also not the reason Harrokan females chut at the sight of mammalian males. Chutting is a disgust reaction. The Senate has requested this matter be addressed in xenos engineering manuals if they are to continue touring our vessels.

>>53886931
>One Gaunt is slain by the murderous Rukaar but they manage to get a hit on him their talons tearing into him
Ooc roll your 2d30

Rolled 2, 26 = 28 (2d30)

>>53886931
Damn,That's gonna scar.Die you filth

>>53886983
whats a crab cake? We don't make cakes but we do have some giant crabs that we hunt

>>53886983

à͑t̊̔ ̏̔̂ͦ̽l̾ͬ̔́e̓̍͑̂̚aͭs̆ͧ̊tͮ ͭͤ̽͐ͭ̈͂̑yͤ̇͊̆ͬ͐ȏͧ̔͛̋ͯu̍'ͫ͛͑̄͒ͨ̐ͨv̋͗ͭ͊͐͗eͦ͋̂̏̈̚ ̊̈n͗ͯͪ̔ėͣ̏̈́vͭ͋̌͂ͪ̍e̍̌ͫr̈́ͬ̋̓͗̇ͪ̐ ̎̑͐͒h̿̆͆ͨ̂̽ͨa͊̌͗͗͆̈́d̉̓ͤ̉ͪ ͋̉̾ͣͬ̏̑ͤaͯͭ̾́̆n̓̄ͮy̓ͬ̎̐̇͊̍̚o̒͌̂̑ͪn͌̃̄e̽̇͋̽͌͊͛ ̉tͨr̄͋̑ͮ̌ͧyͪ͒̑̓̆ͣ͛ ͋͒t͆͋ͮoͬͫͩ̌ ̀̇ͫ̈́̒̐ͣ̆̈́e͂̔͒a̍̆̏̃͐t̍ ͒ͦ̈́̊ͫ̍̌y̆́ͤͯ͛̚o̊ͮ̒ͨͮ͊ū

>>53886983
Well if we were to stop the eating of crab cakes what would you offer us? They are an exotic dish on many of the fringe worlds of the Empire,often where our borders are close, and they are a massive revenue source for many of our corporations. Now if you could do something to make it worth our while I can promise you none of your people will hear or see them again.
>Goes back to shooting at Gaunts

Rolled 17, 27 = 44 (2d30)

>>53887022
>One of them tries to defend itself against the Lord of the Rumar as the others attack. The Imperials trying to get a good shot but the melee is too wild.

Rolled 8, 3 = 11 (2d30)

>>53887334
>crazed laughter comes from the large Rumar as he rips the gaunts apart

Rolled 25, 18 = 43 (2d30)

>>53887334
>The Marines and Ambassador open up on the Gaunts. Going fully automatic making sure not to hit the heavily wounded Rumar.

Rolled 8, 25 = 33 (2d30)

>Only three gaunts remained from the slaughter that they faced

>>53868063
Well... we were going there, but, there have been several riots by various groups, and the habitat has descended into chaos. Currently, we are heading back towards Serenity, at maximum warp.

Rolled 26, 12, 14 = 52 (3d30)

>>53887549
>The three make an even more angry and insane attack again. Their eyes glowing with a burning red.
Ooc since they're going full Wastes mode they'll get an extra strike.

Rolled 30, 8 = 38 (2d30)

>>53887646

Rolled 3, 21 = 24 (2d100)

>>53887646
I am landing in a hotzone, I repeat! I'm firing the two heavy disruptors into the landing bay!

Rolled 25, 10 + 10 = 45 (2d30 + 10)

>>53887618
Well that isn't good. But at least now you can focus on the threats inside your borders without external pressure. But please excuse me Representative I have some beasts to kill.
>Charges forward sword and pistol in hand. The Marines fixing bayonets and charging as well.

Rolled 7, 18, 6 = 31 (3d30)

>>53887670
>>53887700
>>53887702
>They charge the shuttle assaulting the thrusters with their last dying breaths.

Rolled 24, 94 = 118 (2d100)

>>53887730
Die, foul beasts! Feel the disruptors of the emperor!

>>53887751
We're only doing d30s. 15 and above Is a hit. And first roll needs to be higher then the enemy to block. Do a quick reroll to see if you finish them

Rolled 19, 18, 4, 2 = 43 (4d30)

>>53887773
Die, foul scum! Face the might of the Emperor!
>He fires his disruptor cannons at the mutant scum.

>>53885340
The Noo are doing just fine, and our frontier colonies are developing nicely. And we are about to unveil a new Cruiser to the public in a few weeks. The recent threats to all life has made us construct a defence fleet that will patrol our borders in order to secure peace and order. But our fleet isn't large or that advanced compared to many other Empires fleets, but it will keep us safe for now at least.
>>53885467
I would love to visit the museum, Xeno History has always been a fun little hobby for me when I am not working.

Rolled 3, 19 = 22 (2d30)

>>53887817
>Two die from the combined fire of all three of the forces. The last one before it's death deals one more attack.

>>53887838
That is good to hear. And we have some older designs that we can sell you for cheap. Many of these ships were destined to be scrapped but they still run and all they need is a good crew and some modifications and they should be perfect for a defense force.
Ooc Inkito roll one d30 to see if you dodge the Gaunts last attack

>>53887938
That sounds like a pretty good deal, and it will save us resources when we will not have to build new ones. How many Federation Credits are they?

Rolled 22, 16 = 38 (2d30)

>>53887852
>He chuckles, and fires another barrage at them.
Oh, well. We seem to be good here.

>>53888052
I am making preperations to land. Stand by.
>The Silver Fury makes its way towards the landing pad, and representative inkito heads out

>>53888033
Well the best deal I can get you would be ten of the old Gladiator cruisers for 2 million credits for the whole batch of them. You'll have to refurbish them a little but at least you'll have a fleet now. I'll send you details on any more ships I can find.
>>53888052
I am glad you could get here Representative there is much we need to discuss. I would like to let you know we've found and apprehended a few agents of your intelligence service in our territory and we would very much be interested in what you think we should do with them.

>the speaker enters the station.
this one has returned. where are those whiney parlaxians?


>looks around
WHY ARE YOU KILLING GAUNTS?

>>53888158
What!? I will discuss this, just let me secure my ship
>>53888178
*ploraxians* I am one of these "Whiny" Ploraxians you speak of, my friend. What do you wish for.

>>53888178
because i can ya 'tard

>>53888228
i said I was looking for the whiney one who shot me, then claimed I broke something expensive?

>the speaker continues in perturbed by what he just said

>>53888274
THEN WHATS TO STOP THE HIVE FROM TEARING YOU LIMB FROM BLOODY LIMB?

WELL?

>>53888158
Alright. I believe that there were several Ploraxian criminals (specifically terrorists from the Civil War) and various traitors to the empire. Essentially, we have been trying to work out a extradition treaty, but it keeps getting delayed. The peoples of Ploraxia strive for justice. Several of these seem to be K.U.L.L. agents. I do know people in the Intelligence Bureau. I will talk to them.

>>53888275
Yes, now. Ploraxians, every single seven years undergo a period of instability. This is from our ancestors whom we evolved from. Yes, he does apologize, and he wants to reconcile.

>>53888311
the hive cares not all we wish is for this daft incident to be forgotten and resume trade/ negotiations for trade. where is the remains of the item that was damaged?

>>53888290
well,da thing stoppin' ya is the trilllions of veteran Rumarian warriors,my allies,the great beasts that cab tear ya from limb to limb

>>53888338
I too wish for this to end. We just require the credits, and we will try to replace it. The credits are 10,000,000 SFC. Very well, and your apology is accepted. We will resume trade to half efficiency.

>>53888356
>>53888290
And the thing stopping both of you from going to war will be the main gun of a TX-35, which can kill anything, and could turn a great beast into a fine soup of blood and brain matter. Or ash.

>>53888294
>>53888228
We will send then back to you but only under the promise that no more Ploraxian agents enter our borders with the intent to spy and gather intelligence on the UE again. And if there are more criminals within our borders I will be severely disappointed in the Ploraxian navy's ability to secure your border. But on a lighter note I have some good news.

>>53888399
Hmm, I still wouldn't chance it with the Rumar Inkito.

>>53888399
IS THAT A CHALLENGE?

>>53888380
no the remains of the item, the hive has a new technology it wishes to try, if it works the item is fixed, if not then we will just try and get the money

>>53888356
trillions? HAHAHAHAHAHA
>the speaker seems to go into giggling fits

THE HIVE IS ALMOST INFINETE YOU FOOL, ARE YOU SO SURE YOU CAN KILL THE ENTIRE HIVE IN A FEW DAYS? that's what it would take hahahaha.

although if you got to the queen you won, no matter what when the queens dead you win

>>53888444
I do think that's a challenge mister rumarin.
I think it is.

>>53888411
Excellent. I will try to guarantee that most branches do not go back. Although I cannot guarantee some sections from not doing...
And one thing: They changed their identities, and boarded civilian freighters to go to your empire. Yours houses the most terrorists from that war, Ambassador. The navy keeps about 90% out.

>>53888460
>>53888470
I do agree with ya speaker,and so it is war.Now all i have to do is kill ya queen and for the other one,the death of a few worlds sounds fair this will be fun

>>53888510
that is true, hmm how about a sporting wager?
we each place our best tech on the line. you break my fleet I give you...oh your choice:
new Nano machines
a few storm-monarchs,
or a metal funnal?
do you agree.

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>>53887313
Admiral Tulog and the Kurok War Claw will act as your client for a period of no less than 100 of your standard years, with an additional conditional employment of 250 years in the event that all conditions remain honored.

>>53888550
and if i lose,what happens then

Ooc if you guys are doing fleets here are rules:
If you want to add any special rules just make sure you both agree to it
http://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fdocs.google.com%2Fdocument%2Fd%2F1-Yd1eWqg3vNKyzgscXQXSENvSUvVKSPMbK0bQr_OsrY%2Fedit%3Fusp%3Dsharing

>>53888573
offer your tech, the hive does not want to terminate even if we were in place to do so

>>53888584
OOC: could you post the discord, I want to show some lore and get some critique
>>53888562
Very well. Direct your fleet towards the Bralls Singularity. There, we have a federation naval base.

>>53888630
deal,but i'll warn ya our tech is crude

>>53888470
Well if your guarantee is broken you may not get your Agents back in one piece next time. The Empire Is forgiving but if you cross us again you shall receive a much more stern response. And let the Rumar and the Hive have their fun,it should be quite entertaining.
>>53888562
Hmmm I will report this to the Emperor and the Senate and let them decide on the course of action we should take. But your offer is quite interesting.

>>53888658
the hive is a race that enjoys advanced bio tech, but a human expression is
"there is genius in simplicity"

>the speaker chitters and a hologram of the galactic plane appears

meet us here, about a standard galactic unit rimwards, we will give you twenty standard hours to reach the location with a fleet

>>53888665
Hmph. Okay, very well. Another thing is that the representative has offered us the fleet, yes? Well.I plan on offering you some fleets to head towards the Bralls Singularity. We have
>He whispers into his ear: A naval base, research station, and a massive shipyard.

>>53888727
Ooc
i'll have a list done in 15 minutes

>>53888809
it will not need to be that bad, I will have a hive ship [dread nought], 4 battleships, and a swarm of lesser fighters that will roll five times]

>>53888744
>Pushes the Representative away
Why are you telling me this? The fleet is based on Serenity where it can best defend the station in case of attack. And the General was offering the United Empire the service of that fleet in return for crab cakes to stop being served on frontier worlds next to his people and would not be mentioned at meetings.

>>53888848
oh,well here then
6 battleships,10 destroyers,and a horde of fighters

>>53888896
100 points vs 90 points
i'll drop the destroyers to 5

>the hive fleet arrives at the battle ground ready in a battle formation the swarm of fighters drift from the ships like a aerosol in space glimmering blackness that occasionally glints in the solar light of radiation.

>the hive waits for its opponent

>>53888848
100 fleet health roughly
>>53888896
110 fleet health roughly

>>53888809
Rukaar. I am sending in a fleet as well.
four dreadnoughts- 80 pts
twelve battleships- 180 pts
30 cruisers - 300 pts
60 destroyers- 300 pts
100 corvettes- 500 pts

>>53888956
Wait, wrong vox. We are contributing to maybe to a joint exercise, if possible.

>>53888956
what the hell?

and can someone show me that pdf, I had it somewhere but my computer went down before I could save it

>>53888943
>one by one the rumarian ships arrive,in a rag-tag formation
>finally Rukaar's Flagship arrives and now await for Inkito's forces
Ooc this is a one on one thing i thought?

>>53888956
Inkito what about the Horde?
Ooc dude this is a 1v1 don't get involved

>>53888989
Yeah it is.
>>53888977
And there you go
http://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fdocs.google.com%2Fdocument%2Fd%2F1-Yd1eWqg3vNKyzgscXQXSENvSUvVKSPMbK0bQr_OsrY%2Fedit%3Fusp%3Dsharing

>>53889042
Alright. Oh, that. Well, let us send that in, anyways.
OOC: Let us begin!

>>53888989
[right correct me if I'm wrong, but the way I think this will go is I will roll 5 dice of d100, above 50 is a hit a 100 is completely killing a ship no stopping it]

[you will roll 16 dice above 75 is a hit, crit is as above]
3 hits and a ship is killed describe it if you want

[hold on I just read the pdf] so what do you want to do ruk? its your choise]

>>53889042
We are sending in the fleet to combat the horde
OOC: Let's start!

Rolled 4, 2 + 5 = 11 (2d10 + 5)

>>53889088
my forces have lasers so +4 with you having bio ships
ill start the rollin'

>the rumarian ships fire a barrage as fighters pour from the carriers

>>53889088
You roll 2d10+5+the weapon you're using. You can choose to use shields every three turns to block all damage instead of shooting while armor is 1d6+armor value which can be up to five depending on how advanced or how much you have. And what you roll for armor is how much damage you block.
>>53889077
I'll do the Horde fight but after this

Rolled 1, 1 + 12 = 14 (2d10 + 12)

>>53889175
rollin' for second barrage and now fighters(5 for the basic damage,seven for lasers)

Rolled 3, 7 + 5 = 15 (2d10 + 5)

>>53889175
>with the opening salvo to about to strike the battleships open fire.
[plasma]

H̑ͨͪ̀iͬ͛ͩ́͑͆ͮ ͊̈́̾̂̑̚g͌ͣͧ̒͊u̎ỳ̔sͣͨ̿̓ͤ̓̌ͣ̈!ͮ͆̆

Rolled 18 (1d30)

in a ponderous moments the hive aligns its immolator cannon and opens fire.

>>53889275
Ooc add five to that.
dice+2d10+10 for plasma

>>53889275
Rumarian Ships Run close to the hive's ships.Firing a final salvo before the boarding actions begin.

Rolled 9, 8 + 12 = 29 (2d10 + 12)

>>53889332

>>53889305
Hi Prethoryn you enjoying the show?
>Gives a holographic high five and grabs a drink watching the battle underway over the Vox

>>53889352

I͊̊̽̂̓ ͨ̀͒̚s͆̋̽ͭ̔ͬu͛̈p̍ͮ̽̏ͦ̐ͩ͂ͭp̊ͯ́o͌ͤͨ͌̎͗͛̆s̊̓͛̔eͧͧ͊̎ ͦ͛i͋ͨͬt̋ͣ͂sͬ̿ ͮ̂̓ͭ̈́͆̚iͪ͌ͦn̓͗̍̀̚t̉͂eͣ̉ͭ̎r͛̾̇̍̂̇̏͛ë̽͌ͧ͗s͋ͦͦ͗t̓ͩ̓͂̚i̔ͭ̈́ͮ̇̓̇̑n͌ͩ̌͑ͪͦgͫͬ̏
̾̿͊ͨw͋̄̇eͫ͛ͩͨ͆̂ͤ̇͛ ̓̄ͭͤw͛̎̽͆̊̄ĩͨ̓ͧsͦͫͤ̓̈́̀̽hͧ̍͆ͦ͂̌ͩͦ ̀̈ͯ́͆ͫ̓̾t͊́h̄͊̊͂̇̆͑̚e̽̓̐̋̾ͨ ̉ͫͣkͯͧ̂̾ͤ̄̾iͮ́͋̆nͫ̿̏͐dͭ͆ṙ͗̊̈́̈̀ͧͩ͑e͂̿d̉̆̽ ͊͋wͣͫ͆͊ͧ̌oͪ̆̇̑̑̈́ͬü͒̇ͤͤ̉ͧ̎͛l͌̆̓̇͒̍̋ͪd̓͒͒ͧ ͭ̍ͤͣ̊͂ͣ̌gͨ̓̎̏ͮͨ̿ṙͧ͐ͣ̄́o͗͛̄wͫ͑̚ ͂̇̈́ͬͣ̔̂ͨu̇̐͋̿ͩ̊̊pͧ̀ͯ ͬ̾ͫ̀t̽̔̇̃h͗ͨ̍̒͑o͆̽ͪ̀üͫ̐̉̇͐ͧ͐g͗ͨ͑ͦ̉͒ͦh́ͦͭ̊ͧ̍

Rolled 2, 4 + 10 = 16 (2d10 + 10)

>>53889316
its 20,
so I'm on 29 14 11= 54

your on 15 18= 32

the battleships focus upon the other battleships

>>53889352
You know, this is fun to watch! Hey, look at that fighter squadr- ouch! Heh.

>>53889410
48 now

[this is a confusing system, next time ill be using my endless drones on endurance]

>>53889410
Now Rumarian Warriors pour out of the ships landing on several Hive ships

Rolled 9, 9 + 12 = 30 (2d10 + 12)

>>53889453

Ooc remember you can use armor too. You don't have to if you don't want to but it's still an option.

Rolled 6, 2 + 6 = 14 (2d10 + 6)

>>53889453
>>53889469
>the hive ship seems to growl at the intruders

>the hive warriors seek to push them back before venting the section
[kenetics]

>>53889431
There's some stuff we can do to improve it. Perhaps just having all of the damage for each weapon on there. And for hive fleets and large fleets over 200 fleet health get to roll an additional d10 for every 100pts they're over it.

>>53889453
Ow! Bloody hell, oh the gore! Fuck yes! This is amazing!

Rolled 9, 6 + 12 = 27 (2d10 + 12)

>>53889507
Ooc I almost have done 100 damage to win,but so have you

Rolling for final push

>>53889515
I'm just a bit simple minded, I like to just roll opposing rolls of d100]

be back in a few minutes

>>53889543
I believe i have done damage over his fleets life total

Ooc Carter can add this later:
Kinetics:
2d10+12 against metallic ships
2d10+9 against bioships
Lasers:
2d10+9 against metallics
2d10+12 against bioships
Plasma:
2d10+10 against everything
Missiles:
2d10+13
Bombers:
2d10+10 but can't be dodged
And if anyone has weapons we should add to the list just reply to this post

>>53889583
Should he roll for reinforcements or do you think the battle is over?

Rolled 29 (1d50)

>>53889583
[suicide to finish this]

>as the hive ship detonates it takes another segment of the opposing side with it, leaving the opponents flagship with several corvettes and fighters. many gravely damaged

>the speaker claps and laughs

"he fought well, this one wonders what prize he will ask for?"

>>53889706
You fought well, and it was fun to see each of you mu- I mean fight honorably! I guess you can contribute to the federation fleet, and get a trophy?

>>53889706
well what are dem storm monarchs they sound,fun
or maybe nano machines?

>>53889731
honour is a mono minded concept, this was an enjoyable exercise.
also he is the one who gets the prize.

[I have nearly a million hive ships orbiting this station after my Magnus misadventure

>>53889766
Yes, ye- wait, what! Never mind. I hope you knuckleheads do JOINT exerciser next time, however.

>>53889826
Ready for Horde fight now?

>>53889883
Sure thing. The people of Kiyer have been oppressed for too long. I am warping in with this fleet
four dreadnoughts- 80 pts
twelve battleships- 180 pts
30 cruisers - 300 pts
60 destroyers- 300 pts
100 corvettes- 500 pts
OOC: if you have the discord, post it pls.

>>53889956
>The battle asteroids of the Horde turn to meet them the Kaptains making sure to be as drunk as possible before they engage
>3 Mega Dreads Hive ships 110pts
>4 Asteroid Dreadnoughts 80pts
>20 battleships 300pts
>50 Cruisers 500pts
>500 Corvettes 250pts
1,230pts total (I think)
Ooc special rules: For every 100Fleet power you are above 200 you get to role an additional d10 for damage.
Psi-Plasma Cannons: If the damage role is over 100 the Horde player can make one ship of their choice flee. Armor 3 with no shields as well for the Horde.

Let us fight dirty bourgeois!!!

Rolled 7, 9, 3 = 19 (3d10)

>>53889956
1360 total points, I think. Alright, I shall start
>The battleships start shelling the slavic horde from afar

Rolled 4, 6, 10, 9, 2, 2, 9, 4, 10, 10, 5 + 10 = 81 (11d10 + 10)

>The Kaptains open fire at long range. Targeting the Dreadnoughts and big capital ships as haphazard fire heads in. Psi-plasma batteries often overheating and exploding among the fleet.

>>53890103
ooc the weapon damage is here.
>>53889615
And you can add 10d10 to the attack roll since you have so much over 200.

Rolled 8, 3, 9, 8, 10, 10, 1, 10, 4, 3, 9 = 75 (11d10)

>>53890121
>In appropriate response, the ploraxian fleet starts countering the ships, and keeps shelling them from afar.

Rolled 6 + 3 (1d6 + 3)

>>53890184
Rolling armor
>The Horde ships shudder under the impact.

Rolled 3, 6, 8, 5, 1, 6, 1, 7, 3, 5, 4 + 10 = 59 (11d10 + 10)

>>53890250
ooc health at 1,174
>They continue assaulting the Ploraxian dreadnoughts singing about the glorious new Motherland they will soon gain

>>53890184
And add 10 to your roll. We'll say we're both using plasma.

Rolled 5, 6, 7, 8, 10, 2, 10, 1, 3, 9, 2, 7 + 10 = 80 (12d10 + 10)

>>53890288
Then, in what appears to be as coordinated as a ploraxian musical, they fire in glorious patterns, resembling the patterns of the famous musical Kiitor Morolis.

Rolled 5 + 3 (1d6 + 3)

>>53890786

Rolled 2, 4, 10, 6, 1, 7, 8, 6, 10, 3, 1 + 10 = 68 (11d10 + 10)

>>53890786
>>53890806
For glorious cheeeeekiiiiii breeeekiiiii

Rolled 8, 8, 9, 8, 2, 9, 3, 6, 8, 1, 5, 1 + 10 = 78 (12d10 + 10)

>>53890822
>The admiral starts to recite some Ploraxian Opera, and then notices the attack
What, you don't like opera! THEN FEEL THE MIGHT OF PLORAXIAN DEATH METAL
>He fires off what appears to be a tachyon lance.

Rolled 27, 30 = 57 (2d30)

>>53890822
>>53890866
Then, the two dreadnoughts fire off their tachyon lances while blaring out death metal over the vox.

Rolled 7, 2, 5, 3, 4, 1, 9, 3, 5, 1, 10 + 10 = 60 (11d10 + 10)

>>53890866
Rush B!!! All fire on their Dreadnoughts!!!!

Rolled 11, 2 = 13 (2d30)

>The two mega dreads unleash a flurry of Casaba howitzers their hundred megaton warheads going off in a flash

>>53890899
>Suddenly, the counter the charging horde of space slav drones
Kakaka! Ploraxian superiority! I yell this while I blast out more METAL!

Rolled 24, 14, 30, 6, 19, 8 = 101 (6d30)

>>53890938
>Seeing the flash, he reacts in good
Fuck you! You give shell. I give weird powerful energy weapons! Perkele, Miikiir, get of the damn console!

Rolled 10, 2, 7, 8, 5, 4, 2, 4, 4, 7, 6 + 9 = 68 (11d10 + 9)

>>53890938
>Of course both take damage from malfunctions but a cruiser rams into the ploraxian flagship. Boarding it with angry conscripts who really want to kill.

>>53890974
Doomsday weapons will be every other turn to increase balance. But comrade your flagship is ours

Rolled 5, 10, 9, 7, 6, 1, 2, 9, 7, 6, 3 = 65 (11d10)

>>53890999
OH SHIT! Well... not. Feel various fucking cannons on your ship being pummeled.

Rolled 5, 2, 2, 6, 7, 2, 1, 10, 6, 8, 5 + 10 = 64 (11d10 + 10)

>>53891034
You take flagship, I fire tachyon lance at you. Charging, shit. But, I fire many more

Rolled 4, 4, 15, 14, 6, 15 = 58 (6d30)

>>53891072
>The Horde unleashes a close range volley from all of their dreads.
We migh die but you will go with us motherfucker!!
>Squats furiously

Rolled 29, 23, 7, 7, 5, 4, 17, 6 = 98 (8d30)

>>53891142
Oh, well. EAT TACHYON LANCE! MOTHERFUCKER!

Rolled 1 (1d100)

ooc rolling reinforcements
WE MAY DIE BUT AT LEAST WE DIE SQUATING

>>53891202
Fucking dice have betrayed me

Rolled 6, 6, 7, 7, 10, 5, 6, 4, 4, 10, 1 + 10 = 76 (11d10 + 10)

Ahggghhh attack fire my comrades!!

>The Horde fleet starts retreating. Some of them ramming into and invading the planet as soon as they see the battle in space is not going in there favor.

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>>53891202
jesus christ

>>53891483
I like to think just one corvette showed up and then immediately left after seeing what's going on

Quite the combat Representative. I congratulate you.

Ooc the Horde had like Ork levels of shooting their but I think the system was pretty good.

>>53892043
Well good to see more barbarians being put in their places.

>>53891202
how,how do you fail that badly.

>>53892355
The dice wasn't with me today. But yeah that was a thrashing.

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>53891202
>>53892493
Maybe the Noo can assist you in the roll (I just want to see what I get)

>>53892943
Why couldn't I have gotten that roll? But thank you if only I could have had it 30 minutes ago

Okay,I'm ba-
>Carter views the remains of adidas jackets floating in space,as space sharks and gaunts fight in a fleet duel.He also realizes the ship he's on is parked in the Serenity,rather than in the party.


....What the fuck?
Okay,can someone explain what has happened?And why are their dead,half Wastes decayed gaunts on the ground?

>>53893719

T͆͆̒ͭͣh̍͂́ͤè͛͌ ͣͨ̀ͯ̏ͤ̽̚kͯi̽ͫ̀̒ͯ̾̆͌nͩͩ̃̾ͮ̊̃ḋ̐̈̂̒ͩ̚rͬ̀͊ͫͩ̚e̐̔͌dͭ́ͭ ͪ̈̽̎̈̓̂wͬ̒ͨ̿́aͪ̊͗s͋̉͗̂̌̏ ̒̽̇̊ͫͩ̃äͣ̉͐ͧ̾lͪ͋ͣl̑̏̽̍ͦ̊͊̉ ͬ͗̓̈́ͯ̚l͊͗ͩ̽̀ͤ̉ͤī̍ͬk̍̌e̔͆̔
͆͂ͨ̾̓ͨF͐̐̒̍ͪͦ̋I̽͋ͤ͗G̿͌̿̇ͦH̿̉Tͧ̌̃̔̏ ͆̓͛ͫ͛͐̐̌M̃͑̓͑̉E͋͒́̂̎ͮ̌ ͭ͐̏ͨ̎̓̉̏Y̋Ô͐ͣU͆̋ͫ̈̃ ̉͑̏̔ͭ̃̈́I͆̄͛̚L̑ͮ͐L͑͑ ̎̑̉̓ͣͧ́W͂ͦͮR͂E̿C͐͋͗K͊ͩ̍ͤͪ ̑ͪ͋̋͗̇̋̑Yͤ̈́͗Ö̏Uͪ̀ͮ ͌̊̊̄ͤ̚Mͩ̿͌ͪ̎Aͣͣ͗̚Tͩ̊Ėͭͣ ͪ͂ͣ̇ͭĬͩ ̉̽ͬ̏ͩS̊͗́ͧ͒W͌͆ͤͨE̓ͧ̓̍ͭ̃̈͑A͑̚R̉̽͋ͪ͂ͩͯ ͦ̎̎Oͦͭ̄̎ͬNͪ ̽ͬ̃͒̀ͨ́Mͦ̎͋ͭͮ̏͛Eͯ̄ͣ ̂̈ͧͫ̍ͫͮͧ̍M̾ͫ͑̍͒̔U͆ͤ͋ͣ̓̉̉̿Ṁ
̓̋̽ản͂̒̒͋̍ͮ̾͑ͭd͋̒̈́ͮͮͦ ͑͑ͤ́̂̓t̎ͦͧ̄̇ͦh̃ͧ̓ͯͦ̆̔̒ẻ ̏͆͛ͬ̓s̍̋ͦͮh̍̈́̐̃a̽ͮ̄͐̈r͑͑̌͆ͧkͧͤ̍͋̓͌ ͒́͂̃m̔ͩ̎͒̊ͪ̏ͣ̆e͐̐a̚t̋̑͗̎̊ͦ̉ ̎ͪ̃ͪ̽ͦ̇̂w̒͑̄̽ͧ̍̈a̐ͧ̾s͆̀̎̏ͪ̆ ͐ͣ̓͆ͫä́ͧͩ̀ͬ͋̔l͒̐ͯͧ͋ͤͦlͫͧ̀̀̍ ́͊lͧ͊͂̚i͒ͪ̓̄ͨ̉ͫk̋̇e͐̓͊͛
́̓ͩͫ͛̆̉oͧͬ̽̓̈́̿kͤ͆ ̀͐ȋ̍̌l̋̎̌̂́̊͛͒l̓̆͌̋͌̋ ͤ́͗f͛ͣͨ̾i͑͗ͭ́ͦg͗͊hͯ̐̄̊̿ͪ̚t̄ͦ̃̓͑ͪ ̓ͯ̽͒̚y̐̏ͧ̿͒́ͭ̎őͩ̓ͫ̔͒u̍ͬͣ͋ͣ̇̐
̑̾ͣͧ̉a͋̿̆ͪ̄̈́ͭ͗n̄ͨͯ̓dͣ̋ ̈͒̓s̈́ͧȏ͊̉͗͆͒́ͯ̓ ͗̋ͤ̃ṫͩͬ̉̒͗h̃͌ͪ̇̽͆̚e͐͋ͫ̌͒̎̈́̾ͭy͗͌̒̚ ͊͌d̓ͣ́̿̾i̋̏ͣ̓ͭͬͨdͤ̇ͦ͌̎̔̾

>>53893811
Really?Huh.Who won?

>Carter taps his arm,and immediately some of his flesh peels back.He taps the red muscle underneath.

Also,I'm manually decaying all the Gaunts in the area,including the dead ones.Due to simply being gaunts with slight Wastes infection,they lasted quite long.This will remove all of them,including the bodies,to prevent them from causing a Magnus incident.

And also to prevent you guys from taking samples and causing something even worse.

>>53893929
you know who won

>>53893929

t͊͐͆͂͊ͧ̋̐h̑̉̽eͪ͒́̇͛̍ ̆̈́o̽ͯͤ͊̒̃n̂̒ͧͬ̽ͮ̓̇̇e̓̏ͩͮ̀̔̑̒ ͪ̍ͫ̿͂̇̌͗w͑̽͆ͦ̎̚i̓̌ṫ͊͛ͦ̒h͛ ͛̾ͩͮ̂͑gͯͣͤͧͫ̀̓̽rͮ̔ȇͤͨ̓ͭ̊͂a͋͐̋͗ͮ͋̄t͋̊͑̚e͆̈̽̂r̽̄̊ͫ́̉ ͦͨ̐̎ͨ̄eͨ̇ͤ͆ͯͨm̍͐̃ő̋̇t͛̆͐̃ͨͭ̇̆͒ȋͩoͬ̑́͑̊̎̍̋̇ň͗ͤͧͭa͐ͪ̂̒̇ͤl̋̾͒̓ͨ̓̒ ͭͮc̓ͫͦ͛́o͆̂̂ͨ̿̐͗͑ǹͨt̐ͮ̔͋̃rͧ̄̌̌o͑͛́l͊̈́ ͑̆̓ͭͮͭ̽t͒̒ͧhͮ͂̐͑̑͌̆̃aͤ̍͒͛͂́n̔͌͋͗ͬ̚ ̔͋ͫ̋a͆ͪ̈̒ ͊͆̿ͭͨ̈́ś͛̚m̊ͣͭͣ͊̓̌aͬ͋̌̆l͛̉̆ͨ͑ͬ̍́lͧ̽ͧͮ̌̊͑ ̍ͬͩͪ̎̃c̃h͊i̔̐lͫ̓̈́̔̀͋̊̓̈́d̄̑

>>53893981
>>53893960
The Rumar?I mean,I'd think so.They are the greatest hunters.
Also I'm getting you your own bacon tub.I want some too,and you need 12 tons of it.

So,any news?Why are there frozen bodies in perpetual squats in space right now?

>>53894033
that,that i was not part of
all i know is some horde swore to squat until their death,and so they did. and yes bacon.

>>53894084
Squat until their death?
A noble goal,indeed.

>>53894232
the glorious bastards

>>53894264
Anything else occur?

>>53894549
not to my knowledge

>>53894549
It's nice to see you again Carter. And besides the battles (for some reason with only a few Ambassadors on the station things in the galaxy get very violent) I sold the Ovaa some old cruisers to defend themselves with,the UE might get a mercenary fleet because of banning crab cakes in territories near an aquatic species and the Horde stole Admiral Obloss and his flagship during battle.
ooc add this to the document so it's easier to access:
Kinetics:
2d10+12 against metallic ships
2d10+9 against bioships
Lasers:
2d10+9 against metallics
2d10+12 against bioships
Plasma:
2d10+10 against everything
Missiles:
2d10+13
Bombers:
2d10+10 but can't be dodged
Just as a form of quick reference
>>53894564
Also ooc do you have any fluff on the Rumar written up?

>>53894873
Seems good.Also,it's the Noo,Ovaa is our friend.

Why would we ban crab cakes?
Ooc
By quick reference,is that for a 1000 fleet power game?

>>53894873
let me write some up

>>53894941
We sold his people 10 old Gladiator class so now the Noo can have a force to protect them in case of attack. Especially since it seems the Horde managed to escape with most of their forces. And the Harrokans>>53886983
wanted it and have given us one of their fleets if we comply. I expect the Emperor will accept and then we can go on campaign against another enemy.

Ooc for new people who are unfamiliar with the way combat works. Just to help them figure out how to do it.

>>53894957
Cool dude. I wasn't here for the first threads so I honestly don't know much about the Rumar.

>>53894957
>>53895115
> aren't they just shark vikings?

>>53895415
I don't know I guess we'll find out.

>>53895415
think more shark pirate maori vampires

>>53895580
That's pretty nice too.

>>53895580
> Do you do a space shark haka?

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1QKGeEQ_mKNmINhg4k-hd7W1Z4VKVkthP8-ATD6w3my4/edit

>>53896035
Post it again. It says I need permission to view it.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1QKGeEQ_mKNmINhg4k-hd7W1Z4VKVkthP8-ATD6w3my4/edit?usp=sharing

better?

>>53896104
Yes. It's pretty cool so far my dude but how far spread are the Rumar? Do they have a large empire or just the one planet?

>>53896216
the marches are several planets

Federation members I believe that now should be the time for a very important and dangerous choice to be made: shall we actively try to destroy the Court or do you all think we can negotiate and have peace?

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>Asmodeus suddenly jerks awake, reality screeching and boiling as he starts to move a bit, scans the room, and then takes note of the huge conflict going on.
>"What in the name of the Court is going on!!?"
>He seems very distressed

>>53897098
who the hell is da court?

>>53897172
You blew up reality last time and we know the Court has the power to do it again is it wrong not to prepare or at least have a defense? Besides we haven't even agreed to that yet and I expect that we will not reach that conclusion.

hͤ̈́åͬ͌v͂͆̏͒̽e͑ͨͦ̉ͣ ̇̑ͫw̒̑͑̌ͧͨe̎ͩͨͧͫͯ ͗̔̾̇͗̉̋ͪg̈oͪ̿ͩͫ̒̆ͨt̂͌ͧͯ͒̏ ͑̉́͂ͭt̽̀̐ͬͯͭǒͦ͑̂ͤ ̽̀̏͗̋ͪ̍t̄̓̈́͋͒͛̃h͐͂́ͮ̽̊ẻ ͋̓͗̔p̌͌̔a̾͆ͮ͒̌̋̎r͋͆͐̑ͪ̎̈͂t͛ͧͮ̾yͧͬ̈̓͆̓͐ ͣ́y͊̊̚e̓̐ͩ̏̔͌̋̀̏t̓́͐͐?̏̌

>>53897406
Inkito canceled it cause of terrorism and shit. Not like terrorism would have been a threat to us.

>>53897911

Wͩͣ̂͐̃̏ě ͋p̈́̆͐ŕ̍ͭ̃ȅ͋̔ͣ̈́̈́t͛̌̑̑ͣ̆͑tͨ́ͭͬ̈̌ŷ̂̒ͬ ̍mͨͬͯ̊ͦ͒u͗̐̓̄c͒̈́ͨͨḣͪ̏̑͆ͣ͒̽ c͂̿a̍̊͑n̎̈̏͋̏ͦ'̈́̎̏tͣ ͗ͣ̂̐̉ͫ̑d͊̿̉̉ͫͧĩͨe͂̃̍ ͒̏̂̍̿ͫs̒ͭ̓̋͌̽oͬ͌̋̄̈̎ͨ͗ͬ ͪ̊͋ͤ̂ͮẏ̀͑̑̄̓ĕ̒̾ͨ̈aͧ̋͂ͤ̏̚h͌̎̽̓

>>53897911
i eat terrorism

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>The Nekropilatean arrives a good deal late
>He speaks in his rough, coarse voice
Forgive the lateness of the Squall Confederation.
Adjustments are still being made to attend the Federation's meetings on time.

>>53898056
Terrorism sucks.That wasted valuable research time for me.
Ooc
Reading your doc now.
>>53897956
Hmm.
What if one were to kill all your lobster bodies?
>>53897172
They has a conflict because Betus is easily insulted and Rukaar likes combat.Rukaar won.

Also,we aren't going to the party anymore.

>>53898105
Understood.How goes your hunt for biologicals?
I couldn't do much research today myself.

>>53898134

w̌̑̌eͬ͑̑l̂̇ͬ̓̌l̈̽̈ ̽̄̌ͭ̂̐tͬ̆ͨ̌ͪ̈́ĥ̾̎̃eͣ̊n͋ͬ̽ͯ͒͋ ͐͐́̓wͣ̑̀͊͂͌e͒͒'͐ͩ͛̎d̈ͬ̾͌ͤ͌̔̋̚ ͭ̋͗͆̇d̂̌̋̈̆ͦi͑̇̊̏e͊̎̋̈́̍ͦ ̔ͤͯ́̍͋b̐ͨu͑̏̿͌ͬ͂ͭ̚t̉ ̏̃ͭtͪ̉͛ͦͩ̿̀h̀͋ẻ͛́ ͤͬ̚ṡ̈́ͬ͛h͗͒ͮ̆ͮ́eͧ͌ͪà̑r͆ͦ̓̓ͪ ͭ̾ͬͯͦ̊́̑nͬ̑̈́̍u̓̒ͩ̏̓̓̆̾mͫͤ̋ͦ̚b̒ͤ͑̍͌́̚ér̃ͫ̎̒̎̇̐ͬͩsͧ ͒ͩ̊̈́͆ͫ̚m͒ͩ͌aͨ̇ͩͤ̑̚kͮ́̈̿̇͆eͣͪ́sͮͩ̆ͭͮ͆̽̚ ͯ͆ͩ́ͨͪͤ̎̄iͯ͊̍ͧ̾t̃̉͊̄̉ͪ͊ͨ ͒ͣaͦl̐͆̌̾̀ͤ̀̚l͌ͯ ͐ͦ̽b̽̒ͣͨͫ͋̚u͐ͯͫ͛̓̎ͭ͆ṫͩͫͤ͒ͫ͂̒͋ ͗i̾ͧ́̈́ͨͬ̔mͫͨ̉̂̆ͧ͑p̂̃̐ͬ̇̌̊o̒͗̍ͮsͯ̋̿s͑̾̈͌̒i͑ͭ́ͣ͗ͫb͒̏͐̀ͨͭl̊̎eͪͮͣ ̽͑̒̈̒̽͐

>>53898105
You missed the combat from earlier. Two major space combats occurred one in Ploraxian space the other with the Rumar. Perhaps you can make something from the wrecks and what was left behind.

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>>53897098
>>53897321
>"D-Destroy The Court? Why? Why would y-you w-wan't t-to d-do that?"
>Asmodeus seems to be getting increasingly disturbed

>>53898134
>The revelation that their will be no stress-relieving party has not helped matters
>In fact Asmodeus is starting to hyperventilate.

>>53898150
I am currently uninformed of what progress the Nekropila make in our expansion, but I would believe that there would be little progress towards expansion but more improvements in the fields of bio-technology.

>>53898447
That is a gross misconduct according the laws of the Squall Confederation.
While we are outside of Confederation space it would be folly to form a habit of doing crimes outside the legal jurisdiction.

>>53898537
Well,okay.I mean,biotech is easy to master,so they should be done soon.
>>53898476
Calm down.
Admittedly,you guys do want to end all existence.But as long as it happens after I die,I'm fine with that.

He wants to make a defense against the Court,and is asking whether we should actively fight or negotiate.

I'll just negotiate,but I have been developing something of my own either way.I don't think I'll actively fight.

That reminds me.We need to discuss the interloper's escape.You said you needed help,right?

>>53898792
Do you imply there is a limit to bio-technology?

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>>53898792
>Asmodeus doesn't even seem to notice the Ambassador, panicking as he is.
>His breath is hitching, and it sounds like he is struggling to maintain himself
>"I'm fine, I'm fine."
>He seems to be trying to reassure himself.

>>53898537
Well perhaps your Bio scientists with the help of Carter can help find any weaknesses in Horde psychology and physiology that the Ploraxians can use. And if they could pose a threat to you as well.

>>53899130
Calm down ASMODEUS we wish you know harm but this matter is of great concern to the mortal races of the Federation. Is there a way we can negotiate with the Court?

>>53898819
No.I imply that I have already soared past whatever limit there may be,and can tell you from personal experience that their is a limit of sorts,in that it becomes so advanced one need not do more to get better.
>>53899130
You want some hot chocolate or something?
>>53899520
Honestly.I was going to try something like that.

You'll see what I mean soon enough.

>>53899579
I mean,I've mastered biotech.It is rather easier to manipulate than other materials,and easier to master as well.

>>53899254
If it is given as lab materials for study the Nekropila will accept the chance to research the biological nature of this "Horde."

>>53899579
>>53899592
The Nekropila are of the belief that bio-technology is just as valid as the technology developed by other races and empires.

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>>53899520
>>53899579
>"You would have to talk w-with OMEGA a-bout t-that. I d-don't r-r-really know." the boy sniffles
>"Some hot chocolate would b-be good though.

>>53899730
It is not only just as valid,it is better.It is what I primarily use,after all.I've mastered it over the years.
>>53899763
>Carter gives a cup of hot chocolate

There.Also,aren't you like their lord or something?

>>53899966
The Nekropila will certainly feel great pride.
How the others of the Squall Confederation will take it is unforeseen at the current moment.

>>53899730
That can be arranged. And you still owe me a showing of your war machines. I am quite interested in them compared to our own weapons.

>>53900059
Don't know why they would care.I mean,I use bioships extensively,but sadly my best works cannot leave the Wastes.

Shame.

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>>53899966
>Asmodeus takes the cup and starts to sip from it. "Thank You."
>He waits a few seconds to let the hot beverage slide down his throat before speaking again
>"I mean, yeah I'm a lord of the Court and i DO have command over a multitude of legions, but I don't possess the authority to straight up call off Cessation. Only BAAL, OMEGA, or The Centre could do that, and I'm reasonably certain that I wouldn't be able to convince them to NOT consume this reality." He sighs tiredly
>Asmodeus seems very exhausted, even as he sips the hot chocolate

>>53900514
Okay.
I mean,I don't really care much.Cessation was fine last time.
Anyways,do you want me to kill the interloper,or capture him?

>>53900514
Wait a minute what kind of Legions does the Court possess? Are they mortals or something else?

>>53900514
Well perhaps we have some way to correct their attitudes and persuade them.

>>53901249
I assume your weapon is ready?

I am going to test out one of my weaker prototypes soon.

>>53901325
Our weapon is ready. And we have an addition to it. Reality stabilizing generators have been installed on board and while they will stop all Warp travel including the ship's own it should definitely weaken the Court's power. It is highly experimental being used only once before in an extra dimensional conflict.

>>53901429
Ooh.I have some of those.They work pretty well,and the lack of warp can be circumvented with other FTL types.Are you going to use other FTL types?
What extradimensional conflict?I deal with them most days,myself.

>>53901623
I honestly don't know how fast our science is advancing and the event is of course classified but I can at least give an outline of our plan. We expect to be able to wound the Court enough that we will avoid total Cessation as a result of them being too weak. Then we shall have to withstand these Legions ASMODEUS has spoken of hopefully long enough to stop cessation and the Court for good. Or at the very least leave then unable to fulfill their mission but still alive.

>>53901863
Good plan.However,I would not recommend initiating it yet.
I intend to stop cessation for at least long enough for my second plan,through negotiation.

Your plan may work,but weakening them won't be enough.If the Court does not listen to reason,I will not weaken them.I'll kill them.

Except the ones who will listen,of course.Like ASMODEUS.

As for my weapon,I have a prototype constructed.However,if my plan works,I will soon have a mark one model constructed.

>>53901964
Well we might be able to kill one or two members but I expect them to resort to this army we've heard of to take out our weapons while they get ready to initiate full Cessation of the universe. Much of the galaxy will be invaded in the search for our weapons but we shall have to hold the line if we will survive.
Ooc good night dudes. And if thread dies before I wake up somebody make a new one otherwise I'll get it.

>>53902031
Eh.They can't get into the Wastes,that's for sure.If need be,we could relocate over to there.But I doubt it.We can probably handle this,and I hope to resolve it without killing them.

Ooc
Good night,I have to go as well.Keep the thread alive guys.

the storm monachs are ready. phase two has hit a stump though