ITT shit dms

sounds like a cunt mate
i know a guy like that
he cancels our campaigns midway
did it 3 times already

>>53867261
>>53867269
This thread is quite dumb.
You are making haikus wrong.
You inbred assholes.

man same here
my dm makes new campaigns
but then doesnt play them with us
plays with other people though

>GM spends 10 minutes before answering to anything on text-based game
>Second session he just disappears midway and never comes back
>Three different excuses, all shit, none explain why he can't say brb like a normal person
>Has his buddy in who's a tranny obsessive porn artist but has never ever joined a session except the second where he basically said a few things and never bothered talking to the rest of the party, IC or OOC
>Know for a fact said tranny was ONLINE and ACTIVE during Session 3 where she didn't join because she was STREAMING FURRY PORN then and she had a DISCORD PROFILE LINK TO HER TWITTER WITH THE LINK TO THE STREAM I'M NOT A FUCKING IDIOT.
>Types like a retard and also like a Tumblr
>Has the gall to tone-police me and blame the fuckups on me
>Still hasn't told me the game is dead, at that point I'm just leaving him in my Discord out of sheer amazement at how much he just doesn't care
>Would you trust a guy that writes "tbhtbhtbh" and "nbdnbd"? I sure didn't


Also stop samefagging if you're gonna do it learn to write and also write differently.
>>53867261
>>53867269
>>53867306

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>>53867327
apologize

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>>53867327
who samefag here?

>>53867305
>Neckbearded GM
>he chuckles: "dare you enter
>my magical realm?"

>>53867345
I'm sorry

>>53867428
it's alright
your story was fun by the way
fun to read
not to experience

>>53867449
Tell me about it. I had to learn Pathfinder for this and also fuck myself over a different timezone.

>lol i just spilled my cookies

Yeah that's why you didn't write "brb I just spilled my cookies and somehow that means I must leave for 10 minutes" and you just left for ten minutes.

Make a lore wizard and fuck his campaign over.

>>53867353
Dude, how can you post like this? Doesn't that color combo hurt your eyes?

>>53867427
*Tips Fedora*

>>53867427
Nice

>>53867305
/thread

>>53867261
Back in the days I played 3.5e, during a chat game:
>Player wants to run game for once
>Tell him I'll teach him how
>Refuses to learn
>Literally refuses to let me actually teach him
>Can't apply a template much less advance a monster by hit dice/size class
>Is still making up fake system elements
>"Immediate reactions," aren't a thing, just stop
>Game day comes, and he wants me to backseat GM for him
>I've just bought the Rules Compendium, so why not use it, I guess...
>Won't give me even a half-way decent explanation of the questions he wants answered
>Asks what the DCs for skill rolls are without telling me what they're trying to do with it
>Eventually get enough, hop into main chat, and ask the person in question
>Chat program has colored and gradient text
>Guy, "running," the game changes his text color to match the person I'm talking to
>Reading frantically, typing twice as frantically, don't notice the name
>Tells everyone to not listen to me because I'm an asshole and I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about
>Suddenly incredibly tired of all this shit; close the window and log out

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>>53867261
bitch stole my helmet

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>playing with my brother
>he's a terrible terrible GM
>like the worst I've both seen and heard of
>homebrews everyone's classes and makes them stupidly over powered and then puts us in a low level premade campaign
>forces us to follow the story because the book he is reading out of doesn't have anything else for us to do
>combat lasts for ever because every monster fights to the death for no reason and can't be negotiated with because then they're just a room full of enemies that no longer want to attack you
>invite him to my main game and his "that DMness" gets transferred to that guy as a player
>kick him from my main game and start a sub game for him to see how DMing is meant to be done
>show him that enemies don't have to be the perfect level for the party as fights aren't always the same difficulty and sometimes enemies need alternative methods to defeat other than swinging a greatsword at it
>show him how to work the environment into combat and how to speed up all combat by having large parties at the beginning but have them retreat as they see their comrades fall
>DMPC's will shoot at fortifications causing people to fall to their death displaying that attacking directly isn't always necessary
>split up the party and have them meet people that challenge their characters way of viewing the world or their way of life
>DMPC's have personalities, history, existing relationships in the world and make decisions in the party
>speaking to a person in their own language lowers the DC for negotiation regardless of your race.

he took all of these ideas, improved his game, all the other players are still stupid powerful in the campaign but battles are a lot faster and the DMPC's he's introduced are actually really likable even if they're simple characters.

honestly bad DM's are just people with nothing but crit roll (which is fucking trash btw) to contrast their game with.

teach them how to play DnD. don't just come here to complain about them.
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