/cyoag/ - CYOA General

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Anatomy:
Electric

+15 Points
Expansions:
Synthetic Skin -3p
Sensors -3p
Machine Spirit -3p
Hidden Arsenal -3p
Stun Mode -1p

Extras:
Alternate Model -1p
Anatomically Correct -1p

Quests:
Slice Of Life

Comfy life with robot daughteru

Second

What fetish would you give to a revolutionary idealist waifu with no tact whatsoever that wants to improve the lives of the plebs in a CYOA where the player becomes the emperor of an interstellar empire in a sci-fi setting that rips off the fall of the western roman empire? Femdom, general "leading in the bedroom", worship, tantric, and exhibitionism are all taken.

Sorry if this appears to be just bait.

>>53864536
Sub

She gets it all out of her system in the bedroom so she can fight the power by day

>>53864562
Yeah, I guess that could work. thanks m8

>>53864536
Definitely not anything sub/dom related.
It's a boring trope that the dominant person wants to be dominated in the bedroom.
I don't know what "revolutionary idealist" means, can't help you with that.

Could use some thoughts on an idea I'm kicking around

The idea is that you're the champion of a monster race (minotaurs, nagas, mummies, etc); you can form an alliance with a couple of other races as well for mutual defence and stuff. You'd build a character of your race and get some companions from that race and those of your allies.

The initial premise was that humans were wiping out all the monster races and the survivors were banding together for defensive reasons, but I'm not sure if I'll go with that; I have a few other ideas like you're joining up to raid human lands, or even its just a monster continent, but I'm not sure.

Any ideas as to where I could take this base concept?

>>53864536
Voyeurism. High empathy forces her to self-insert in any sexual situation she sees.

>>53864896
>Wanting a cheater.

>>53864919
>wanting a filthy anarch poser who gets off on helping the lumpenproletariat

>>53864919
Don't be such a salty potatoes, anon.

>>53864964
That post doesn't make sense, that entire meme is supposed to be 'anon overreacting to minor things'. Sleeping around with random proles isn't a minor thing.

>>53864380
Why are the drawbacks in this so spooky compared to most?
Is it because the rest of the CYOA is so chill?

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Quick reminder that Celt could have stopped me, but he didn't.

>>53865024
I don't get reason 2. Someone explain it to me.

>>53865024
First it was Italics, now the both of you

>>53865024
Could you please tell Celt to stop shitting up the Discord server? He's a terrible annoyance that I just wish would fuck off forever.

>>53865047
Basically, ZBG and Celt are notorious fans of NTR on the Discord. They like to make anonymous shitposts in support of their fetish in the thread too. Anyway, what really triggers them is when anons criticize and shit on them and their fetish. They have trouble understanding how people can dislike their fetish, so the assume everyone is just a closeted cuck.

>>53865024
For fucks sake

Fuck off already. Stick to your discord and circlejerk, if we cared about what you faggots talk about there we'd join. Stop bringing up your fucking shitstorms in every thread.

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>>53865116
That aint our discord, actually.

>>53865069
There he is!

>>53865179
>Accusing random anons mocking you for being your bogeyman.
Hello, Celt.

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Three days.

>>53865132
Noted, but I still don't care. We don't need to hear about this shit for yet another thread

>>53865024
Name fags ruin everything

>>53864425

Let's go for a horrible abomination Myroid!

>biotech

>portable kitchen
>drone control
>pheromones
>machine spirit (the soul just makes it extra creepy!)
>creativity
>anatomically correct
>grappling hook

Why did you build a biotechnological robot with a built-in microwave, dad? Why?

quest:
>reunion

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>>53865186

>>53864976
Voyeurism isn't cheating dumbfuck
>>53865024
Oh great why get to have tripfags fight with each other.

A weak man blames others for his mistakes.

>>53865195
>/cyoag/ discord
>Bliss's private discord
>ZBG's discord
>cyoag subreddit's discord/IRC
>Jumpchain's discord/IRC
>Spacebattle's discord/IRC among their various users

Drama and shitposting is inevitable with so many outside agencies involved with cyoas.

>>53864977
This cyoa starts off comfy, but I dunno, the village borders, and drawbacks like the secret ritual and the old guard make the cyoa feel uneasy, like there's something wrong about this seemingly peaceful comfy village.

Can someone post the spooky-comfy apartment building cyoa? Just starting to get into this stuff and that one caught my eye a few threads back.

>>53864976
>being this paranoid about a waifu cucking you
holy shit anon voyeurism is liking to watch people have sex, you know like a peeping tom? Or like, anyone who watches porn?

>>53864380
Style
>North Vernacular
Climate
>Temperate
Geo. Features
>Plains
>Woodlands
>Beachfront
>Rivers
>Waterfalls
Living Accommodations
>Old Mansion
Residence Location
> Far Outskirts
Special Artifact
>Inviting Pendant
>Pale Ring
>Rusty Dagger
Village Borders
>Endless Expanse
Occupation
>Carpentry
Village Highlights
>Fairy Grove
>Primeval Forest
>Crystal Cavern
>Healing Spring
Village Guides
>Lonely Monster
>Christmas Cake
>Village Chief
>Dapper Gentlemen
Uneasy Peculiarities
>Wandering God
>Ruined Cathedral

>>53865307
Just tried to post it...

How come it's bigger than 8mb but i saved it from here?

>>53864976
look up voyeurism anon

>>53865286
It's almost like that's the point!

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>>53865307

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>>53865348
Thanks man

>>53864380
>>53865348
I wasn't active when these two were released but they are possibly two of the most enjoyable that I've read. Are there more like them?

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>>53865417
i don't know if this fits the category of comfy but this is similar in style

>>53865455
There is a significantly more complete version of this floating around. It never struck me as quite finished though.

>>53865417
Well, there's pretty much everything else that DSA has done. They all have great atmosphere like these do, but not all of them as comfy.

>>53865507
He's gone now.

>>53865464
Yeah... I don't think that qualifies as comfy

>>53865512
The stuff he made isn't. Where'd he go?

>>53865512
He had a great run. It was nice to have a new good author and it's better he stopped before turning into a shitposter.

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>>53865186
>>53865263
Name: Rahn Gin
Gender: Male
Species: Goblin
Origin: The Now; Watcher
Tech Understanding: Low
Ethereal Manipulation: Advanced
Skills: Silver Tongue, Lucky, Tech-Eater, Educated, Cheaterman, Delver
Little Things: Fuck Your Glowy Bullshit,
Armor: Upgraded Traveller Leathers, Imprinted Runic Insciptions
Weapons: Dangulf Sword, Casting Stone
Knick Knacks: Magical and Spiritual Protection Vestments, Seal of Solomon, Yasakani no Magatama, Flying Carpet, Cabuladi Ring, Witching Bottle, Drug Subscription, Magibloc Coinage, Uchide-no-Kozuchi, Blessed Needle and Thread, Faustian Bargain, Mark of Irem, Atropal Incense, Stigmata Nails, Devil Bone Dice, Historical Novelty (A single piece of Aztec gold from Cortes’ hoard, with the curse removed), Heads of Alzae, Rauðskinna
Faction: Commercialist - Special Goods Wing
Covenant: Takers Clergy
Companions: Mike Compound, Bill Murray Triumverate, Anna, Garagrosias the World-eater, Phia Xit
Home District: Roma Territory
Hubworld: Throne of Yisun
Mission: Bones of a God

>>53865544
He's Venezuelan, so he was sent to the communal farm to toil away.

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>>53865024
Post CYOAs or fuck off.

>>53865024
I'm sitting here puzzled as to what drove you to do this desu

>>53865547
Actually, it turned out he was one of the people shitposting ZBG.

>>53864536
-In public.

You suggest she has no tact and does things for the people.

>>53865792
He said exhibitinism was taken anon.

>>53864820
Find a good historical setting instead of trying to build your own? Medieval is kinda cliche. Orient and Emperor Quest CYOA are examples.

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>>53865703
Honestly, I just remembered it a little while ago and showed it to Celt. I thought it was funny how accurately predicted what would happen so I threw it up in the thread.

>>53865341
why so rude anon?

>>53865779
Proof please.

>>53865812
I dunno if that'll change much anon, the crux of it is still "choose monsters, fight the humans", having the humans be roman legions instead of knights doesn't change much.

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post cyoas

>>53865907
I can't be fucked to look it up. It was several threads ago, he mentioned who he was when he was posting.

>>53865024
Kill yourself.

>>53865820
next time don't

>>53864536
Can nurturing be a fetish? Like she gets aroused from taking care of people and fixing their problems?

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>>53865820
It's not. It's only important to you, because this is your personal drama -- and that's understandable. But we don't want to turn this thread into *anybody's* personal drama. We just want to fuck waifus and go monster hunting or whatever.

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>>53865978

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>>53865925

>>53865926
Okay you have no proof and are posting baseless accusations to deminish a person's reputation.

>>53866026
>wont someone defend this poor namefag
oh no

>>53866026
I'm not going to go through the archives just to make a point about something I don't really give a shit about.

>>53865970
Just about anything can be a fetish

>>53866118
don't post the cyoa

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>>53866157
Just for you, Anon.

:)

>>53864425
>Magitek
Best power source by far cheap and clean It also gives me the excuse to convince her that she is a magical girl
>Machine spirit
I am not dealing with existencial crisis my daughteru deserves a soul
>Synthetic skin
This will prevent any kind of goverment related incident she will also look more cute and that is a plus
>Healing gel (Upgraded)
Repairs are expensive and i am quite sure that more than often i will end up in some weird accident so it will better have this for me too
>Creativity
''Robots have no creativity or imagination'' Bullshit she probably has more than you
>Wardrobe
Very important
>Demon prision
I have the feeling that this will be useful in the future
>Little girl
This place ends up making you want to be a little girl somehow...
>Slice of life
We anime now

>>53866210
>Good perks for awful drawbacks.
This is a balanced CYOA, congrats. Still believe the only winning move is not to play.

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>>53865978
Well shit...
I guess don't want to surprise present I just finished making for you then...

>>53865286
Then don't take them?

>>53865333
There's something funky about saving images from 4chan sometimes, for some reason they become bigger.

>>53866279
This is actually hilarious saving this

>>53864380
I really enjoy this, but the drawbacks aren't nearly as drawback-y as they need to be to give 2 perks each. Dead City, Ruined Cathedral, Catacomb Depths, and Endless Abyss are things I'd consider taking as perks - cool places to explore with the possibility of dark mysteries.

Nighttime Shades are at most nuisances - I'm fine with having a night in now and again, probably so are most people. Nature Sprite and Wandering God would get old fast, but again basically a nuisance. Anyone who wants to stay in the city will never encounter them at all, and even for the rest of us they aren't going to seriously interfere with our explorations.

Basically the only ones that might be a serious concern are Otherworldly Mist and Mystery Festival, and only by virtue of the fact that we don't know what they are. The festival could just be some weird druidic chanting people are embarrassed about and the fog creatures could be optical illusions.

>>53866009
>Hospitaller
Support, Liberate cities
>Moneyx4, Nobility, Estate
The princess, the Vivacious, The innocent

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>>53864820
I want to be human and side with the monsters. I will betray my species if there are waifus to be had.

>>53866279
Is this English?

>>53866250
>Immortality, Money, Waifu, Pocket Dimension
>Only cost is couple extra lumps of fat around your body
Truly, who would take a trade like this

>>53866279
>>53866318
>don't want the surprise present*
oops

>>53866279
A bit passive aggressive, but if that is what it takes to get people to stop bugging you who am I to argue.

>>53866279
>think long and hard b-
Vignette has a feminine penis

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I made some OC. Scroll past it though, It's not very nice.

>>53866279
Printing it now. I swear to god this better work.

>>53866210
I do kind of wonder about taking all or like most of the drawbacks, then for the "Your Fetish" power pick something like bodyswaping and dump some poor unfortunate soul with your new horrific abomination body.

>>53866348
Do I HAVE to read all the black text at the top ?

>>53866348
Aspergers and autism are the same thing
Well strictly speaking, asperger's is no longer a thing

>>53866392
No, it's just flavour text. CYOAs may not be the right hobby for you, though.

>>53866398
I thought it was the other way around, but I guess you would be the expert.

>>53866383
Better yet, shapeshifting. Basically free superpowers at that point.

>>53866326
Quality of life matters as much as length.

>>53866398
Asperger's is a placement of the high functioning half of the autism spectrum.
I should know.
I've been diagnosed with it.

>>53866348
>immediately get negative points because of my age
What the fuck dude

>>53864820
If you don't want to involve humans, it could be just tribe of each monster race banding together for mutual defense against other monster races, maybe even their own.

One way would be that sine we are building a character anyway, it's actually literally us dropped into a monster's body, so fuck it, I'm not going to live a cave and spend all my days raiding pigs, everyone pack your shit, we are going to civilize right now.

>>53866348
I don't understand how this CYOA works can you explain it for me please?

>>53866423
>if you don't want to read the shit not about CYOAS and skip to the CYOA then CYOAS aren't for you

>>53866348
Does "<60 BPM" count if it's only in bed? My RHR is about 52 in bed but about 60-65 when up.

Does anyone have the updated Time Slow Chill Zone?

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>>53866517
This one?

>>53866542
Thhanks anon

>>53866310
I thought about having race traitor options for either side actually, but couldn't think of a reason not to have you killed on sight.

>>53866470
Honestly I think that's a better idea; the I wrote up a bunch of stuff for the original premise about how the humans wiped out the dragons and orcs and everyone was cool with it, but then they turned on the dwarves and elves and everyone else, and it started to get both unfun and illogical.

I want to stick with the monsters only theme, so maybe have it set in a harsh environment where all the humanoid races died out, so its only the more monstrous races still around.

Plus the working title is Monstrous Champion and if I add in humans and elves and shit I'd have to change it to Racial Champion and that has some overtones I don't really need

But anyway, yes, that is a good idea anon, thank you

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>>53866279
Your upset at people daring to criticize you is etched into every word. You just seem like an ass clown at this point.

>>53866318
It's written in butthurt.

>>53866332
I'm gonna be honest with him and you. Stuff like this actually inflames people more. They're going to go after him worse if he tries to use this in response to what they feel is legitimate criticism. It's one thing for the author to read it but be dismissive, it's another for him to ignore you, but it's worst of all if he tries to mock you.

>>53866423
>I thought it was the other way around, but I guess you would be the expert.
When was the last time you've heard about asperger's, anon? Autism is the new hotness.

>>53866279
>Still upset that people don't like waifus flirting with other men.
Are you Hunter Anon?

>>53865024
Really just fuck off with your drama.

>>53866639
In his defence, there's like eleven other girls. If you don't like this particular waifu flirting with other men...you don't like her. I know there's plenty of waifus I don't like, for that and other reasons.

>>53866603
I'd just play Nagas and force humans to be our husbandos or something desu

>>53866348
Maid of Charts?

>>53866649
>Nagas
>Not slimes
You have shit taste desu

>>53866646
Doesn't mean you can't criticize her for being shit though, dude.

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>>53864425
>Electric

>Hidden Arsenal
>Hologram Projector
>Portable Kitchen
>Personal Computer
>Translator

>Mastermind

Just a regular supervillain and his robot daughteru

>>53866665
I like having flesh.

>>53866348
>average face +1
>19-23 +1 (male)
>fat normal +0
>looks trained +2
>7-8 inch penis +3
>height 6-6,5 feet +4
>good hairline +2
>white +2
>works out, no cardio +2
>good immunity +1
>glasses +/- 1
Eyesight is only -1/-1. I can do fine without them.
>BsC +3
I wouldn't call it "hard" but it's the most fitting option
>massaging +1
>once every 1-2 days +1
>straight +0
>romantic +2
>alcoholism -3
>awkward but warms up -2
>slow to anger +1
>low self esteem -2
>fashion, don't care at all -4
>5-10k +0
>10k-19k -2
13 points. I had hoped I was worth more.

>>53866673
Depends. You can criticise her for being shit, but not for being a shit waifu. Like...you can say the babby ride at a theme park is shit for you, but you can't shit on the creators IF that babby ride is great for babbies.

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>>53866649
Nagas will be an option if I do this, thats for sure. You can be a male naga if you want though and love the lady nagas

>>53866687
How dare you tell me I can't call other anon's taste shit. Where do you think you are?

>>53866603
For the traitor bit, prisoners of war have some value. You could make it so the player is captured while trying to join the opposing faction. From there they can undertake some sort of mission (perhaps chosen from a list) to prove their loyalty. Keep in mind, a traitor can infiltrate with relative ease compared to the regulars, and that alone might make the player worth keeping alive.

>>53866673
Yeah, of course, but theres a difference between that and the massive thread derails we get.

Of course it takes two to tango, and I wish people were better at just not taking bait, intended or otherwise.

>>53866348
What if I like my real life waifu and want to keep her

>>53866696
Well the snake criticism never ate an entire thread, let me note that much. It was the tiger that did so.

>>53866707
OUT

>>53866683
>BsC
I meant BSc

>>53866708
That was just dumb. Tiger best girl.

>>53866687
>it's shit for everyone but babbies
In other words, it's shit, and so are babbies for thinking it isn't.

>>53866679
>liking having flesh
You don't know what you are missing

>>53866716
Sure but I ain't gonna criticise the author for having AN option that I don't like. That's the point -- you're making a choice.

>>53866472
It's all in there.
>>53866510
Close enough, as long as you're physically fit.
>>53866707
You're allowed to walk away without doing anything.

>>53866708
>Well the snake criticism never ate an entire thread, let me note that much. It was the tiger that did so.
I honestly didn't bother keeping up with the fine points of the argument beyond
>IMPERFECT WAIFU REEEEEEEE
but the point remains

>>53866707
Recreate yourself and her using the cyoa, if your points don't match, you don't deserve her and need to let her go.

>>53866731
There are more wrong choices than right ones.

>>53866740
I disagree.

>>53866348
The instructions for this CYOA could be clearer.

>>53866716
Do you complain about restaurants that have a kids menu?

>>53866746
That's why you're shit.

>>53866739
Please anon, I'm already fully aware she's too good for me.

But she plays the CYOAs I make which is more than I can say for some of you dicks

>>53866763
Post 'em

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>>53866690
What about Arachne or dragon girls? Personally becoming a dragon girl is my top pick but I can see many reasons to not include such a race.

>>53866756
You are objectively wrong.

>>53866731
I mean, it's worth criticizing the option you don't like even if you do pick someone. Especially if said option has some fundamental issue with her that makes her a bad choice.

>>53866694
Thats not bad; I still like the idea that its just monster races fighting it out, but I might have something like that as an option to join a faction of a different race with some corresponding penalties.

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>>53866665

>>53866754
Restaurants have a kid menu?

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>>53865024
Celt here. Got a revision for that page.

>>53866763
>make lewd cyoas to turn on your girlfriend and explore your and her fetishes together
I don't come here for feels anon!
Don't do this to me!

>>53866776
I know you're just doing some kind of synchronized shitposting so just tell me what it is you changed.

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>>53866763
Post them so that I can ignore them

>>53866770
And that's why you'll forever be shit.

>>53866732
Question about "very androgynous" is double for every aspect in "body", just "face and general" or just in "other cosmetics"?

>>53866771
I'm not saying you shouldn't criticise, I'm saying you shouldn't criticise for something just not being to your taste. So, I would support criticising some normal waifu which has "oh yeah and btw she cucks you" tacked on at the end, but not a waifu clearly made for cuckolds.

>>53866769
Arachne isn't a bad idea, I'll add it to the ideas list.

I'm not a big fan of dragon girls, but lizardmen are in and they could be rolled into that I guess. I admit part of what will end up making the final cut is what ones I find the best pictures for; the only races I'm deadset on are minotaurs, nagas and mummies.

>>53866797
That's the thing though, a woman who likes to flirt with other men is objectively a bad waifu, so she's worthy of criticism as a poor character for a waifu CYOA.

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>>53866791
For all you know, I already have and you already have

>>53866797
>a waifu clearly made for cuckolds
In other words, a shit waifu.

>>53866748
>be conscice and phrase things as effeciently as possible for people with good reading comprehension
>get many responses of "i'm so confused"
>explain everything in excruciating detail
>get one or two responses of "im so confused" and a couple more of "wow you need to be more concice whats all this text for buddy"

Not accusing you of anything. It just seems to be a failing of mine, I suppose.

>>53866796
Just for "face and general".

>>53866785
Actually, that's not Celt. Celt is catching. plane right now...
And there isn't a single thing that's been changed. I checked.

so theoretically, if one were to attempt to do a TM magus/Master CYOA - what would you want it to be? would you rather it be mostly mundane and you are an average mage or would you want the powerlevel to be fucked/include church executors and DAA, maybe memefist and whatnot

>>53866851
Sure make it blown up big and have all servants able to destroy the world. Sounds way more fun.

>>53866805
>It is very likely that slimes won't make it
Sad

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>>53866348
>Get shitty points at first for being old and average and hairy (solid black hair and near black eyes yay)
>Start to get a decent points at the end because I'm tall, not bald, and have a big dick.
>Lose some for developing an allergy in the last six months.
>Lose all of my points in the mental section because I'm on fucking 4chan.
Seriously I just gave up at the end. You have me at -30 points. There's no way to build anyone worthy of love with that. So I'm just gonna put myself down for every single positive trait for maximum points because he said lying means I get nothing and that's what I'd rather have.

That's the closest thing to winning you can do in this.

>>53866348
the rules could stand to be a bit clearer and the text and layout could stand to be a bit more structured.

>>53866875
>all servants able to destroy the world.
no servants included- im thinking of styling it as a kinda self reflection right before you summon your servant - but they arent actually included, theres a perfectly good cyoa for it anyways

>>53866841
Is he coming over to your house so you two can noodle each other?

>>53866884
>You have me at -30 points. There's no way to build anyone worthy of love with that
Make u think, doesnt it??????

>>53866884
If you end in the negatives just pick saviour mode, and start from zero points.

>>53866896
Welcome to why I lost points in the mental section, senpai.

>>53866903
Basically cheating.

>>53866884
I wouldn't worry too much about a creation that is pretty much there just to say "haha u all suk"

>>53866910
Min maxing isn't cheating. Nothing to be mad about desu.

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>>53866930
>picking cheat mode isn't cheating

>>53866923
I'm not too bothered, I just wanted to see what I'd get out of curiosity. I just didn't really expect him to get so vicious with common things like awkward/weirdness and I've got a couple mental illnesses that sort've stack up really fast.

>>53866930
Eh, I just feel like playing consolation prize mode is like playing 'Chicken Mode' in that old magical pill CYOA. Sure it's in there, but it's clearly not the intended way to play.

>>53866776
>>53865024
FWIW she's still my second choice. Pretty good character, but the monkey is too good in too many ways, especially for one taking the waffle cookie.

>>53866884
>>53866896
>>53866910
>>53866948

You guys are doing it wrong, I'm willing to be perfectly honest and probably end with negative points, but is still a CYAO, is all about the min-maxing
>Make a loli
>Get points because is flat - and not +/-
>Give her an appropriate education for her age
>Get point
>No income or money because is a fucking kid
>Get point
>no need to give her any skills because I can just teach her
>You could make her the town bicycle for extra points and live in a really "weird" town (but that's too fuck up even for me)
>Wait you get points for male virginity...
>We trap now mothafucka
>give him a small dick
>Get points
>Make him a short
>Get points
May as well go for better half mode with all the points I'm going to get.

>>53867032
This works in Broken Waifu, but in this one there's no option like Muslim/Arranged Marriage that ensures nobody is calling the cops or that she'll wait until she's an adult for you.

>>53864820
I like it please tell me there are wiafus to be had

>>53864536
>>53864976
>Sleeping around with random proles isn't a minor thing.
Well Anon, to a lot of people it is, and to some people it's a turn-on.

So I'd give her a fetish for being used as a "reward": She's a highly trained concubine who the Emperor loans out to accomplished servants, distinguished admirals, foreign dignitaries and such. It has that corrupt and decadent feel yet is not truly nasty because she's in on it, gives her a chance to shine as a spy or agent - or even just plain straight butter up people who need to be buttered - without risking overshadowing the Emperor, and makes the anti-cuck crowd incoherent with rage.

You could even make a linked companion CYOA from her point of view.

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>>53866785
Woops here is the real changed version. Make sure to replace it in your folders everyone.

- Celt

>>53867062
>Well Anon, to a lot of people it is
Those people are literal, no memeing, cucks. Nobody respects or likes them or even considers them humans.

>Anti-cuck crowd
That's literally everyone who isn't a cuck, dude. Hate to break it to you, but your fetish is pretty despised among the normal. Not like feet where you just get weird looks or whatever, you're considered fucked in the head.

>>53867065
>Still not telling me what you changed.

>>53867065
Thanks for the update bud. Seems you lost the very specific chinese font I used huh.

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>>53867053
There will be indeed waifus; some of the liutentants from the various races are going to girls, and I'll probably throw in a few monster princesses as well

Believe it or not I'm not into monstergirls myself, but waifus can be a fun addition.

>>53867049
Actually "better half mode" does half of that. Again you could make her the town bike and then I guess everybody would be fine with it(?) But maybe just go for the daugtheru route for most of her life and should be fine

>>53867085
What did he change tho

>>53867094
Just some minor stuff that was all in there in the original. No worries my man

>>53867126
what minor stuf tho

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>>53867085
>>53867126
>>53867065
Oh, I just noticed. Wrong trip. You're the same guy and being cheeky.

>>53866348
You were right. This is remarkably bad.

>>53866348
>negative points
Yep, exactly why I don't want a relationship, I couldn't even be with someone I am remotely attracted to so what is even the point?
Before someone is triggered by my "too high standards'" it's not like I feel entitled to anyone at all anyway but I'm not gonna force myself in a relationship I would not like because it's what I deserve, fuck that.

>>53867160
I'm in a pretty bad ways at twenty seven. How do you get less?

>>53867161
If he's anything like me he picked abyssmal self-esteem. That's how I got down to -30.

>>53867169
That is a bit of a snowball effect I suppose. Abysmal self esteem's only -5 though, and I had a lot of minuses.

>>53867161
I'm just pretending to have negative points so I could post that.

>>53866279
I'm using this to give Zhu and I immortal bodies that won't degrade in quality when our horribly lazy and gluttonous lifestyle would otherwise result in morbib obesity and an early death.

>>53867065
Okay that's fucking amazing.
I know you're not Celt, but that's fucking funny.
>>53867085
>why does ZBG trip
This is why.

>>53867189
Well can you tell me what he changed?

>>53867189
>This is why.
People impersonate SDA all the time, but he doesn't need a trip.

>>53867192
Look at the second half of Tiger's description.
It's gold.
>>53867186
Hey man, if that's what you want, I applaud you for actually using my dumb bullshit to do something helpful for your build.

>>53867189
You trip because you're an attention whore actually. Or that's why I do since no one actually pays attention to the actual codes anymore.

>>53867086
I probably don't need to say this, but please make them well-written, fleshed-out characters. Waifus/husbandos are only fun when they have some depth.

>>53867194
That's because SDA does nothing but shitpost, meaning his identity is worthless.

>>53867221
Are honestly trying to claim that ZBG is not shitposting? Or, at least, posting shit?

>>53867212
They will have two pluses and a minus, and you will like it.

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>>53867205
>>53867207
>ZBG is currently arguing with himself
We have reached unparralled levels of autism and shitposting.
Which is the real one? I can't tell who I need to shoot and I only have one bullet!

>>53867212
I'll do my best, but honestly they're not going to be the main focus in any case, or at least not in any greater capacity than any other companion option.

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>>53867221
Who's to say the real SDA is still alive? Someone may have killed him and taken his place years ago.

>>53867235
Yourself.

>>53867235
line them up and shoot both

>>53867194
SDA impersonators are either as much fun as SDA, or easy to identify.
>>53867235
Quick line them up, and take them both out! It's the only way to be sure!

>>53867245
Only correct answer.

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>>53867226
No, pls, less than 4 and it's shit

>>53867258
It's shit no matter how many you have.

This is just a little whipped shit on top of the shit pudding.

>>53867189
>This is why.

No, you do it because you don't get enough attention in the real world and this is what you're using to fill the void for now. It'll be a passing thing, like all the other things you try; a matter of months and you'll be gone, latched on to some other e-community to try get some of that sweet sweet validation.

>>53867263
Wouldn't that make these threads the equivalent of a latrine? Or maybe a hole full of shit

>>53867276
Sure but we get some biscuit and cheap chocolate every now and then.

>>53866948
>vicious with common things like awkward/weirdness
Well, if they aren't a big deal just give them to your Galatea too.

>>53867294
Have you ever seen two awkward people on a date? That shit doesn't work. Nobody ends up doing anything unless one party can assert themselves.

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>>53867265
Well that's just a bit mean, don't ya think?
Oh well, I'm fucking off for now anyway.
Don't worry.
I'll be back.
And I still love you all.

>>53867316
That would be best.

>>53866348
the fuck is +/- supposed to work?

>>53867316
>Well that's just a bit mean, don't ya think?

Prove me wrong and stop seeking attention.

>>53867323
It costs you points if you like it but gives you points if you hate it.

>>53867205
I don't mean to be rude to your CYOA but if you post a "Retcon whatever you want" option I don't have the self control to not give myself whatever I want.

All joking aside, good luck with... Whatever is going on here right now. I'm going to work on a superpowered waifu cyoa now that I woke up with an amazing idea for the mystery box and want to finish the rest so I can post it.

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>>53867331
>Mystery box

>>53867331
What's the mystery box?

>>53867330
So if I hate the fact I wear glasses i get points...

>>53867348
Yeah

>>53867339
Eh? I didn't know people disliked mystery boxes.

>>53867341
I'm going to try to finish it before today ends! Please hold on until then!

>>53867348
>>53867361
No actually. When applied to yourself, if you consider it a negative, you lose points. If you consider it a positive, you gain points. You're penalized for your negative traits.

>>53867348
>>53867361
For if you give them to the waifu, that is. You lose points for having them yourself, though.
>>53867365
No.

>>53867365
Mystery boxes often invalidate the CYOA or reveal that a waifu sucks.

>>53867371
Haha get fucked cunt
>>53867372

>>53867378
Those posts both agree with each other.

>>53867389
Nah I'm "humorously" saying >>53867371 should get fucked because I corrected myself two seconds after his "no" post.

>>53867071
>sleeping around is minor thing to a lot of people
>Those people are literal, no memeing, cucks.
No Anon, that would be the people who get turned on about it. It's entirely possible to not get turned on but not get upset either. Google "open relationship".

>Nobody respects or likes them or even considers them humans.
You don't, I do, and based on what I've seen most people don't give a shit either way. And why should they, really? It's no skin off their back if you like watching your GF fuck strangers, or even your close friends.

>Anti-cuck crowd
>That's literally everyone who isn't a cuck, dude.
No, it's not. Most people don't care what fetishes you have as long as you don't bother them about it.

>Hate to break it to you, but your fetish is pretty despised among the normal.
No, it's ignored among the normal. You confuse 4chan with the wider world, and even on 4chan most posters don't give a shit.

That's the problem with echo chambers: they are comfortable places to be because everyone keeps telling you you're right, but they also give you a pretty distorted view on reality.

Also, for the record, it's not my fetish. I've been part of a cuck gangbang once, but that's about it.

>Not like feet where you just get weird looks or whatever, you're considered fucked in the head.
Most people consider you fucked in the head if you like something they don't. But most people don't care if you're fucked in the head as long as you're not fucked in the head in some way that forces them to care. Most people are more interested in their own sex lives than yours.

>>53867527
>Most people don't care what fetishes you have as long as you don't bother them about it
Anon you're right but you're also getting very baited.

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>>53867527
>Google "open relationship".
Why are you trying to shill your shit here, Anthony Burch? Go back to /v/ you fuck.

>>53867527
>No, it's ignored among the normal.
No, no it's not. Not when you insist on telling them about it. Like you're doing right now.

>>53867541
He's wrong because he doesn't consider his "I have to educate them about my cuckery!" to be bothering anyone.

>>53867527
This is just pathetic.

>>53867527
It's funny to me that you call this an echo chamber when clearly you come from some cuck echo chamber where they tell you that you're normal. You're just like a furry.

>>53867548
Nobody gets mad at someone who's responding to another person. They get mad at that other person.

>>53867527
Cucks in a nutshell.

>>53867557
Wrong. The person being disgusting gets the hate, which, surprise, is the cuck.

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>>53867527
>Google "open relationship".
hell no

>>53867527
Burch pls go

>>53867567
Not him but the only thing wrong with open relationships is that it tries to preserve a traditional monogamous relationship. A relationship-less polyamory would be better.

>>53867548
>Like you're doing right now.
Cuck he may be, but both sides of the argument won't shut up about it

the REEEEcuckcuckcuckfags are just more common than the "guys its okay that my gf sleeps with tyrone because its an open relationship" here, so its a numbers game in their favour

I wish they'd all shut up

>>53867586
The cuck is the one instigating shit, he came in four hours later to some other post and tried to give everyone a crash course education on cuckholding.

>>53867585
You mean having fuckbuddies instead of girlfriends?

>>53865186
Is highlander still paying attention or are the 5 days just token days. Highlander... Are you still out there?

>>53867585
senpai nobody really wants to have a conversation about this.

>>53867604
No you tremendous pederast, that's not what I mean at all.

>>53867612
What did you mean?

>>53867601
That was the correct thing to do.

this threads turned to shit, waifu cyoas were a mistake

>>53867616
I guess...lovebuddies? Like we're talking more than just fucking.
>>53867622
The shit is merely the price we must pay for endless reams of the same badly-written animu archetypes.

>>53867619
Not in any universe, even the remotest hellscape in the infinite cosmos, is it the correct thing to do to try and 'educate' people about your niche fetish on 4chan.

>>53867622
Cucks were a mistake. As well as all the other degenerates.

>>53867372
>>53867375
Oh, no, nothing like that, at least partially. It's just a different superpowered waifu, and a second one is an option to just have one of the waifu's powers instead of having a waifu with powers.

>>53867630
What? That's half the purpose of the site. Honest question: are you new?
>>53867633
Wow good job ruining the mystery faggot.

>>53867601
Sure, this time; most of the time its the anticuckfags because like I said, numbers game

Both sides are retards

>>53867629
>more than just fucking
A relationship, then.

>>53867629
>love
Human relationships don't work like that. We've talked about kibbutzim before, they have huge issues with jealousy and shit because the human brain isn't programmed to share their lover with other people.

>>53867638
>That's half the purpose of the site.
I wasn't aware cucking was a traditional game. Why not go to the /d/ thread if that's what you want to talk about?

>>53867639
Oh yeah, the people who aren't cucks are the retards.

>>53867640
An unfixed one unlike the pretty official "we're together (oh btw I'm fucking a few other girls)" shit.

>>53867654
yeah

>>53867658
So, an open relationship.

>>53867664
No you tremendous pederast, that's like the complete opposite of what I said.

>>53867666
Then what is it?

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Hey, remember when this thread was about cyoas?

>>53867654
Cucking is stupid

Getting mad at because someone made a waifu that had a crush on someone else in their life is also stupid

Theres a lot of stupid going around

>>53867527
Without judging you or having a strong opinion about all that, you are just not going to be taken seriously here because of the cuck memes
It's not even /pol/, it's just not worth it to try to argue about it here.

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>>53867666
Oh shit I just realised we're not actually at bump limit so I'm gonna shut up now.

>>53867674
Maybe cucks should stop shoving their shitty fetishes into CYOAs then.

I can't believe /jc/ is less cancerous than this place now.

>>53867674
That's not even what they're talking about. The original was about the snake flirting with other men, then this guy comes in hours later to talk up some idea he had for a prostitute he wants to marry when he tried to fucking explain cucking like it was his essay on how he was born.

>>53867654
There are no many actual cucks (like letting their girlfriends fuck other men because they are in a open relationship) and they are vastly outnumbered by people obsessed with cucks so yeah they are both retarded.

>>53867527
>being a cuck
>being a cuck-apologist
Remove yourself from the gene pool.

>>53867678
>memes
It's always memes, just like furries, you can't actually be serious about something in your life. Just face the fact that people hate degenerates because they're scum and a waste of oxygen.

>>53867685
>non-virgin girls are a cuck fetish

>>53867685
If they want to make a cyoa about cucking thats fine, no one is twisting your arm

I don't give a shit about plenty of cyoa premises but you don't have to kick and scream about it. How is does this affect you?

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/gurpsgen/ here.
What the fuck is going on.

>>53867704
I guess that even fags are degenerate right? go back to /pol/

>>53867697
How many would admit to being cucks? It's not like anyone but other cucks even like them, barely at that.

>>53867709
Why do you keep trying to paint this as anything other than some cuck coming in and trying to drag his fetish and real life and shit into this thread?

>>53867705
yeah

>>53867705
Not even what this discussion is about.

>>53867721
There is a difference between not liking them and having an hate-obsession with them or finding twisted reasons to call anyone they dislike a cuck despite them not being an actual cuck.

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>>53867725
>he thinks there's only one cuck

>>53867740
Even if there is, the current argument was started by some actual cuck taking umbrage at people not liking his idea and then trying to fucking talk about his real life experience with it.

>>53867585
>A relationship-less polyamory
You mean slutting it up with everyone equally?

>>53867720
Of course they are. Predictably enough, it's always /pol/ that's the boogeyman when you degenerates are mentioned.

>>53867725
Because you know very fucking well how all these fucking threads go

Some autist gets upset about something; three lines in a waifu bio, the implication of memory death, cloning, fucking whatever, and then a handful of monkeys throw shit at each other for the rest of the thread
This cuck is just the flashpoint for my irritation; its always fucking something

>>53867762
>you must be a fag if you don't think fags are degenerate or dislike /pol/ shit
>disliking /pol/ for being what /pol/ is, is a /pol/ boogeyman

>>53867740
I guess people should be sorry for giving a fuck about something bigger than themselves.

>>53867780
?

>>53867780
Are you trying to imply shitposting about cucks is a moral highground

>>53867777
Fags are degenerate, there's nothing to it. Being an apologist is just as bad.

>>53867764
Stop trying to talk about 'all threads' while ignoring what happened in this one.

>>53867794
/pol/acks are the actual degenerates, having the same ideas as them is just as bad.

>>53867793
>everything I don't like is shitposting

>>53867798
You fucking idiot, I can't be bothered doing this any more

>>53867825
Everything in this thread is shitposting

>>53867811
Pray tell, what is so degenerate about /pol/? But no, fags are, and so are cucks, and all the rest like them.

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>>53867811
you know what this reminds me of

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>>53864380
In the mood for some sci-fi cyoas if anyone has some they'd like to post.

>>53867853
All political or moral philosophies think doing what is right is good yet they disagree with what is good.
Liberals and conservatices are not different about it.

>>53867841
What is degenerate about fags? they are just born attracted to the wrong sex, what can they do about that?
They can still be roughly productice citizens and are not worse than sterile people.

>>53867892
When was the last time you saw a straight parade?

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>>53867875
Yeah, I'll get in on that

>>53867904
It's not really the fault of all fags in the world.
Heck there is probably a few who thinks it creates a bad image for them even if they are silenced, if anything some asspaters of the LGBT "communauty" are the true degenerates among them.

>>53867878
What is good (when it comes to you, for example) is subjective. Like, you lost your wallet? That's not good. For you. But it is good for the one who finds it and keeps it and everything you had in it.

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>>53867917

>>53867931
>the LGBT "communauty"
Yes, and the fags are a part of that community. The thing is, they affect society in all sorts of ways. Not just the fags, or the LGB-whatevers, all the other degenerates too. They can be as gay or whatever as they want to be. On Mars. Or Jupiter or whatever. As long as they're away from everyone who isn't a degenerate.

>>53867974
>literal conspiracy theory
You are mentally ill, seek help.

>>53867974
As long as they march and fight for glory of state I don't care

if they refuse conscription then you can do whatever otherwise no.

>>53867995
Great argument.

>>53867997
That depends on which state they fight for, doesn't it?

>>53867875
>Form IX
>Flowing Stances

Tai Chi Ninja stuff. I was going to take Shunpo, but realised that meant I didn't really have much in the way of fighting power.

>>53867065
I choose the dragon lady.

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>>53867974

>>53867853
That's right though. Taking the correct course of action is no guarantee of success.

>>53868020
Fucked by the old man.

>>53867999
It's not because the LGBT organizations claim to represent all fags that all fags are somehow responsible for everything these organizations do.
If some crazy "ginger communauty" started to kill non-ginger then would all gingers be responsible for it?

>>53868058
Gingers are soulless abominations. So yes, they would all be responsible.

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>>53868039
So have I? I dont see how this matters.

>>53868058
Are those without souls ever truly responsible for their actions?

>>53868072
You were fucked by the old man?

Disregard waifus, acquire adventures.

Someone hit me up with a long voyage CYOA

>>53868095
Not THE old man, but yeah, an old man. But like, 50ish isn't that old. So I dont see how her having a relationship with an old man is that bad. As long as she's not doing doing when we're together im good.

>>53868152
Prune fetishist.

>>53868168
Not even. He was a silver fox, and I really needed something to distract me during christmas vacation while trapped on a cruise ship with my family.

Maybe that's what she needed? maybe she was just looking for some excitement? I mean, all it actually says is that she cuddled with the dude.

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>>53863362

>>53868205
You're a pretty disgusting anon all in all.

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>>53868206

>>53866279
Could you just stfu? Take Celt with you. Both cucks and neither have made any interesting, or even worth reading, CYOAs, and all you do is bring drama and shit.