Fantasy Foods and its story

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>>53853399

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Unobligatory

>>53851285
I have croaker cola

In the Heshman swamps there was a pattern that travelers began to notice. If the water stunk, it was bad. But if the water was sweet, it was good to drink. It was not a pattern worthy of research; it was a simple rule to remember. It wasn’t until an anthropologist noticed that a particular type of frog, the tawny croakola toad, was ever-present in the so told “Sweetwater” of the Heshman swamps. Not only ever-present but abundant. His studies told of how the toad possessed unique anti-toxins that counteracted the fetid swamp waters, making the water sweet as a side-effect. The scholar managed to create a sweet beverage from the frog’s secretions, and called it “Croaker Cola”, a treat for the young and old alike, and a treat that made the researcher fabulously wealthy.

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>Broodwich
>This mysterious object from hell cannot be deconstructed or taken apart except for when it can.
>It is the most delicious sandwich in the world except for that it lacks bacon and has sun-dried tomatoes. Which might be a bonus to some but others might think it's kind of annoying.
>Anyone who consumes the broodwich is instantly taken to an alternate dimension where Jerry shows up.
>Jerry is always about 10 levels higher than the PC who eats it and he has an axe.
>If the PC's merely taken a bite of the broodwich he's only teleported there long enough for Jerry to threaten him.
>If he eats all of it then he's teleported there permanently.
>If the PC deconstructs the broodwich a mysterious voice will force him to either marry a skeleton or have brain surgery where he (in his lobotomized form) will obey all of the voices commands which will mostly be to finish off the Broodwich so Jerry can kill him.
>The Session ends before Jerry can do it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq1kqzqhPzY

>>53857736
It is the Broodwich, forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell's half-acre, baked by Beelzebub, slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken forced into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman, cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow, layered with six-hundred and sixty-six separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood!

>>53857736
That was a good one.