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CYOAS
New thread motherfuckers!
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>>53838507
DFC - DCT waifus war CYOA when?
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>>53838507
Debate, Mathematics, and Writing.

Alternatively, Writing, Music, and Drawing.
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>>53838507
Last Thread: >>53829158
Resources: https://pastebin.com/vrqYhnpu

>>53838564
Waifu Wars you say?
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Have one of my ancient-ass button choices.
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Am I just gonna be posting CYOA's for nothing? Any lurkers?
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>>53839486
>Any liquid
Do I have to supply it or can I just wish it forth and make a shit tonne of LSD?
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>>53839693
Fun fact: Contrary to what CYOA dumpers believe they do not spark people to read the CYOAs.
You're better off making builds to show interest in a CYOA. I only look at one if someone else responds to it.
When you dump CYOA at the start of the thread I skip straight past them.
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>>53839765
You gotta fill it up yourself, son.
>>53839775
Point taken. I'll take a look at what I make and try to build something.

For this, I'll take the 10 bucks. Thats about lunch/dinner at my work every day, so worth in the long run.
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>>53839693
None of these CYOAs have been interesting to me, personally. Maybe others are similar to me.
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>>53839693
This is apart of a bigger cyoa, but I dont have it.
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>>53838898
Jamming that Pink button like there's no tomorrow.
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>>53839503
Strategic puzzles. One, two, three, four.
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>>53839820
Gonna have to go for the x ray or the sleep one
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>>53839693
>implying the lurkers aren't all redditors and 9gaggers that fucking hate our subculture
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>>53840147
To be fair it isn't exactly the Height of Rome in here anon.
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>>53840188
True, but it is strange that they come here for OC when it seems like the actual content would be opposed to their cultures.
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>>53838507
>Pencils, tablets or pain brushes make no difference to you
>pain brushes
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>>53838564
>DFC
>DCT
What does that mean?
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>>53840261
I guess
DFC - Delicious Flat Chest
and
DCT - Delicious Cow Tits
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>>53840248
Beggars can't be choosers.
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So I'm gonna try to finish up the Chinese waifus (only two left) for my collab with Celt by the end of today.
After that, I'll get back to work on Guardian Spirit.
But I had an idea for what to make after that and wanted to ask you guys something...
Would any of you be interested in a Tower of God CYOA or am I the only one here who even knows what that is?
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>>53840562
>Would any of you be interested in a Tower of God CYOA or am I the only one here who even knows what that is?
While I don't recall knowing about Tower of God, I might be interested depending on the specifics of the CYOA.
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>>53840562
Have not heard of it, but after reading the wikipedia decription it seems pretty cool. A cyoa that stands on its own, without requiring previous knowledge about the thing would be cool.
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>>53840562
I know everything about Tower of God. And honestly, probably not.
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>>53840562
Sounds cool.
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>>53840649
Why?
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>>53840642
Here, a newer version.
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>>53840691
Thanks. Didn't know there was a newer version.
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>>53840642
>free points if you don't want children
Was the author thinking that no sane person would not want children or was he giving free points to those not wanting children like sometimes authors basically give free points to those having a fetish they have too?
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>>53840592
Tower of God is a fucking ridiculous Korean webcomic about a bunch of weirdos killing each other as they climb a giant, logic, and physics-defying tower trying to reach the top to have their wish granted by God.
It'd be typical, make your character, choose your class, pick your skills, and grab some friends type of thing.
But the setting is bizarre that I think it could wind up being a lot of fun to make.
>>53840649
>I know everything about Tower of God.
Slave In Utero, is that you?
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>>53840562
I want to be called Turtle by an alligator yes.
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>>53840756
>tfw when no mad scientist cyoa
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TELL ME ABOUT ZODIAC BRIDES
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE TRIP
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>>53840748
Rak is the fucking best thing about the entire comic.
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>>53840657
EXP Points, Save Point. Save the game, put all my points in Intelligence, figure out how to solve as many of my/the world's problems as I can. Then reload, write it all down, save again, and put it into different distributions and test them out. Once I'm satisfied, reload, apply them, save in slot two, and never overwrite slot one.
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>>53840674
Too little to work with.

Seriously, how many floors have we seen? The first floor, the floor of Tests, and then in the timeskip between season 1 and 2 we're up to the 20th floor, then there was the workshop battle a few floors up and they skipped all of that progression (except for meeting Urek Mazino and the introduction to the Wolhaiksong), THEN we had (and still have) the Hell Train arc. So even though we're up to floor 60+ we've seen nothing and know nothing even though you're supposed to train years and years to pass a test on each floor to progress to the next one. There are too many gaps to make the setting interesting, and what else would make the setting interesting, other than making it to the top of the tower, is of no consequence to those outside the focus of the webcomic because it's all ancient shadow plots that don't really change anything. It just expands on the origin of the main character.
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>>53840825
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>>53840843
So it's not good?
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>>53840837
I always assume that if you die you can reload an older save, right?
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>>53840917
No.
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>>53840890
I like it a lot, it's just not a good basis for a CYOA. The individual motivations of each character are much more important than the overarching plot and what actually happens in the Tower. There are plenty of interesting backstories, like Wangnan's history and Anaak claiming to be one of the princesses and her reason for doing so. It just sucks the main character's cock a lot so that stuff doesn't get screentime.
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>>53840793
>become the most talented writer ever
>shitpost on 4chan
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>>53839693
I'm here, but I haven't been for a while. Around a couple of months.
Did I miss anything important?
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>>53841060
at least your shitposts will be legendary i suppose
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>>53840976
Eh, I would say that the idea could work. Maybe Eternal's Rising style so you have cycle of "pick training, pick friends, pick event, CHALLENGE, repeat".

Or just accept that it's about challenging only a single floor, the wikipedia says that the floors are huge anyway. One possibility could be Blackrock School-style where you pick your class/training and then which floor you attack.

But yeah, sounds like you can't just port it over and have it work.
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>>53840793
The talent one is the only logical option. You can use it to acquire wealth and impress women.
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>>53841096
>shitpost so well I get trump elected as president
good thing that never happened
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>>53838898
Red is a fast route to omnipotence/immortality, if anybody wants. Invent a fantasy where you can extremely quickly obtain both before returning to Earth -- or staying there, if you want.
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>>53839820
Take >>53840042
for instance.
I only looked at the cyoa because of his response.
>>53838898
Also hammering the shit out of the pink bottom because I'm a degenerate.
What happens when I don't have a best friend? Do I get a waifu or what?
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>>53840793
This cyoa has exactly one way trap choice and it's the Space Marine Librarian/Psyker. Kinda cruel to allow people who don't know 40k to pick it.
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>>53841104
But you don't get to hang out with big boss
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>>53841104
The waifu one is better. You can invent an arbitrarily powerful waifu that grants you powers on special conditions, say, by touching her once. Acquire wealth, unlimited power, and the perfect woman at the same time.
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>>53841169
Also "more interesting and with more gripping plotlines than the best works of fiction in 40k" is very low bar to pass.
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>>53841201
Waifu can't have special powers though
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>>53841225
Whoops, missed that line.
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>>53841201
I don't want to be a weeb, so I'll pass.
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>>53841286
Should pass even if you were one -- I was wrong and missed the line about lacking magic.
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>>53839820
Legitimately one of the most difficult set of choices I've made. Does the fly mind control allow me to see through the fly's eyes? If so that would be remarkable!

If not then I'd go with the sleep one, insomnia sucks man.

>>53840657
I'm tempted to go with the xp, but I don't know how substantial the gains would be. The cheat code sounds like it would be insanely valuable though.

>>53840670
Fine manipulation, Permanency, and Disembodiment. Lot's of potential to for exploration and adventure in those.

The vows frankly seem to strict and difficult to maintain. To much risk.

>>53840825
Lucky Sunday, and stat editor.

I just think it would be nifty to have a bizarre otherwise impossible conversation partner every Sunday. Stat Editor seems like it would be the most useful.
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>>53840793
>become super artist
>draw ultimate 2D waifu
>humanity dies due to being totally enamored with my art
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I know I said I was gonna work on Mechfu next because of the poll, but I had sudden "inspiration" and made this instead.
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>>53840735
Necromancy FTW
All of Physical and Spiritual for Immortality + Body modifications.
lvl 3 Affliction. 4 isn't worthwhile, can already heal from diseases with 3 and lvl5 Physical can likely produce or restore senses.
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>>53841354
>Humanity devotes all its resources developing the technology to make cute anime girls real
>The waifu age begins
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>>53840670
Fine Manipulation, Fine Alteration, Gross Manipulation, Cooperative Machines
Vow of Mischief

Mainly just dick around in a major city. No need to work because I can change bank account info and steal from ATMs. For the mischief, every day I'll make someone's car break down or make public transit doors close in people's faces
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>>53840679
Boosted:
-Charisma
-Incoming luck
-Outgoing luck
-Learning
Drawbacks:
-Athletics
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>>53841371
This will make a fine addition to my collection.
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>>53841371
>Dad Grievous
How about a nice big glass of I didn't ask for these feels.
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>>53841371
Waifu grievous ofc
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>>53839820
never pee
>>53840657
exp
character creator
>>53840825
stat editor
max cha, 9 in Int, 7 in luck and the rest are spread out.
>>53841371
weeaboo grievous. or waifu
isn't organic grievous the white martians from dc comics?
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>>53841471
yes make that waifu grievous
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>>53841371
>shitposting grievous
>teaches me the four handed monk way of shitposting
>shitpost on vietnamese basket weaving website
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>>53841371
>Look at filename.
>HOLY FUCK A CYOA ABOUT GENERAL GRIEVOUS
>No, wait, he probably means the word.
>HOLY FUCK NO I WAS RIGHT
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>>53841371
>tfw a cyoa reminds you your husbando ain't real
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>>53840562
>Would any of you be interested in a Tower of God CYOA or am I the only one here who even knows what that is?

Well, I'm excited.
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>>53840562
Did he ever stop getting cucked by that one chick?
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>>Travellers Tales
>Physical Enhancement Suit ([500] A light unarmored power suit that has neither the armored bulwark of power armour nor the size of mechs and weapon capacities of a Mech, however this suit does provide extended physical abilities and unlike power armour this can be worn with other clothes.)

How much physical abilities are we talking here?
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>>53841446
I don't know if it's gonna fit on your belt with the rest of your cyoas.
>>53841455
Grievous didn't ask for them either
>>53841463
I can respect that
>>53841471
No, it's concept art for his original form from the tv show
>>53841502
I'm not sure if he can teach you how to have 4 arms anon
>>53841516
I live to serve
>>53841523
I'm sorry anon.
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>>53841549
Theocratic constitutional democracy in which the king is more than a figurehead, has real political power and is the head of the church, but still has to act in accordance with the constitution
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>>53840793
How do I get my waifu if she's 2D.
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>>53841650
Yeah, that one's shit. What's your favourite?
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>>53838630
STR : 6 (80)
SPD : 6 (70)
HP : 6 (60)
DEF : 7 (45)
SKL : 8 (20)
WUV : 4
Empower : Ice (18)
Summon : Ice elemental (10)
Stop Time (0)
Phase (-4)
Super Powerful Beam (-20)
Clothed (-10)
Jihad (0)
Rival : Blacksworth (20)
Upgrade Skill to 9 (10)
Heal Cuts and Bruises & Minor Ailment (5)
Take your Waifu (5)
Follow the Wizard (0)

My loyal Bodyguard will help me realize MY AMBITION of becoming a Transdimensional Chaos Sorcerer Overlord and uniting the desperate disparate disenfranchised under My Glorious Banner.
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>>53840657
Exp Points and Character Creator.
Use the Exp Points first then use Character Creator to remake myself as a young child so I feasibly have a bunch more potential 'levels' to earn. Also remove the whole predisposition my family has with dying to horrible diseases before the age of 70.
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>>53840793
>cyoa option comes with mandatory gf

Is it still cucking if you were forced into the relationship?
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>>53841671
Elective anarcho-monarchism, with strong communist leaders obviously
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>>53841754
I pick option 3.
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>>53841754
Acquire Wisdom
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>>53840711
Memory, Suggestion, Telekinesis.
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>>53841769
>being a buddhicuck
whoah the only way to not suffer is to not feel at all
litteraly a /r9k/ religion.
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>>53841769
I read that as "Acquire Wilson".
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>>53840711
Domination, memory, suggestion.
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>>53838507
Why are cyoas set in high school so comfy?
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>>53841754
>No one has posted Battlemage, Worm, or a Warhammer 40k CYOA in this thread.
>There's no point in option 1.
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>>53841841
They give you a chance to right your mistakes, or avoid/replace the sources of your problems.
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>>53840825
1-ups and Stat editor.
Min max to victory, life a good 2 lives.
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>>53841068
Necromancer update
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>Necromancer update
>posts an old version
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>>53842041
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>>53842041
isn't that the exact same version than >>53841994
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>>53842085
No.

>>53842041
>>53842068
>Version 3 2.1

>>53841994
>>53842057
>Version 3 2.0
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>>53842103
oh okay cool
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>>53841754
The CYOAs posted are shit.
>Acquire Wisdom
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>>53840825
>>53840849
SPECIAL, Mystery Box
I figure 4, 5, 4, 10, 10, 4, 5 is a good build. Peak human charisma and intelligence, average luck and perception, and average American everywhere else. At my new age, I should be able to accomplish some great things
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>>53842201
I got you senpai.
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>>53842180
>>53842201
I actually never tried to read that one. Is it good or it's just a meme?
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>>53842180
Damien “Raging Flame” Shaw, Male, Human
The Now; Watcher

Low Tech, Advanced Ether, Elemantalist; Fire, Berserker, Sage, Survivor, Unarmed Combat, Weightless Combatant, Emotional Sense

Possessed Warrior Monk Robes
Tartan Cloak
Mithril Chain Vest

Bottomless Bag
Personal Gravity Manipulator
Spirit Bonding Charms
Battle Music Projectors
Warding Spirit; Great Tiger
Muscle Memory Modules
Spirit Walk Components
Operabia Mobule: Iron Hide
Operabia Module; Rage Effect
Motorcycle
Hoverbike

Brothers of the Bite
Adherent; Freedom

The Lonesome Road

The Children of Quetzalcoatl

“Sam"

Free Traveller

Regoridiaga-A45 - The Core of the Ethereal Spirit; Rise of the Pretender

The God

Rescue The Fifth
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>>53842233
It's pretty good.
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>>53842233
One of the best.
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>>53840793
JRPG protagonist is the only option. Every other option comes with the possibility of boredom - that the novelty will fade, and you'll be back where you were before. But JRPG guarantees your lack of boredom for all eternity through fiat. How can you say no to that?
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Can someone explain to me what "Domain" does in this cyoa? I don't think I completely understand it.
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>>53842414
From a quick look it's a pocket dimension that you can't bring anything form into the real world.
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>>53842414
You get a small pocket dimension that you can probably teleport to at will sadly i don't think you can manage to get internet connection there
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>>53839775
I disagree completely. According to what anons often said themselves, not many people give much shit about builds. Overall interest in CYOA matters but there are many lurkers who simply browse through images and ignore a lot of text-only posts TILL they check out CYOA themselves - and then they may be interested in related builds and discussion.
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>>53842233
If this shit is a meme Kek himself is avataring inside of the author.
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>>53841383
Would the waifu age be a golden age or would it doom us all?
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>>53840711
Memory, Mind Reding, Suggestion
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>>53842712
The waifu age will bring true peace to the world sadly there are those that try to prevent the waifu age from happening
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>>53842744
>>53842712
Guarranteed golden age, no more wizards or forever alone people, instead you get a higly motivated workforce with no emotional issues.
Sounds pretty fucking awsome to me
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>>53842279
Best yuri of all time
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>>53842712
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>>53842712
You'll probably end up with something from the Prophet Earth War setting, but replace Johns with gene modded waifu clones created to fulfill singular purposes.
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>>53842909
Like I said replace John Profit with your ideal waifu here.
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>>53842233
It's the best.
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>>53841994
don't understand it lmao, do I choose 15 spells over all books, do I pick one, or two?

I don't know how this works, I'm2retarded
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>>53842978
You start with 15 spells. You pick one of the books to be your primary and gain the bonus in its description, and you have to take 3 Tier 4, 3 Tier 3, 2 Tier 2 and 1 Tier 1/Immortality spell from your primary. The other six spells can be from any book, but they can't be Tier 1 spells. You can also not pick any Tier 1 spells and gain 3 more spells to choose.
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>>53843104
Well you don't have to go for inmortality but there is absolutely no reason to not to go for it
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>>53843104
Oh, its an inverted pyramid.
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>>53843118
>extract own soul
>trap own soul in super hit waifu body
>pseudo immortality
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>>53842180
Physical Enhancement Suit, how strong/agile does it makes the wearer?
I know it doesn't really matter because it's not a fucking pvp or anything but my autism can't just get over it.
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>>53841169
Wait, why? I mean, you get plot armor so life shouldn't be as shitty, right?
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>>53840657
Character Creator
>Race:God

I win.
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>>53840711
>Take improved suggestion
>Sell my powers to rehabilitate criminals and remove self harming conducts. Remove suicidal thoughts and change them for happy and productive ones
>Self suggest myself into becoming the best I can be.
>Improve memory by controllable self hypnosis
>Make others reveal their secrets to me
>Take over the world at first chance but slow speed.
>Do so from a mildly shadowed position while trying to appear as goofy as possible while the tapes kick in.
>Record tapes with suggestive effects and broadcast them as hidden messages to the world mixed in popular shows, news broadcasts, and youtube videos.
>Direct humanity into a new era of science, progress and prosperity.
>Correctly applies resources solve most of the income disparity and opens genetic immortality / population control in 50 years.
>Many other things I haven't even considered yet.

I think I didn't fuck up this time famalamians. Imma going Rasputin build 2 this time.
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>>53843145
Its the 40k universe and you're a space marine, you're literally going to spend every waking moment killing demons and chaos space marines if you're a loyalist or killing guardsmen and regular space marines if you're a chaos worshipper.

Its like playing real life doom forever.
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>>53841754
>Pick 1
>No guarantee of happiness or success
>Pick 2
>Guaranteed happiness and success
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>>53843192
>happiness
>success
Someone hasn't read their Ecclesiastes.
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>>53839820
>Immortal liver
Make a living of selling pieces of my self sustaining-regenerating liver for experiments.
Get krunk
Grow livers for people that need em.
etc.
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>>53840793
>your girlfriend will be okay overall
that... doesn't sound that great.
x was okay overall seems like a polite way to say x is a god damn train wreck.
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>>53843421
What are you talking about?
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>>53843540
The High school JRPG option includes an "okay overall" girlfriend.
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>>53838507
Sex, Throwing, and Cooking.
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>>53840825
>>53840849
2x Special
My own Espeon. Psychic powers are a go, especially considering that its number of moves should be similar to animes/manga.
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>>53841371
What font did you use for CYOA?
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>>53843168
delet
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>>53838507
Sex, Drawing and Math
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>>53840562
Dude, yes. I would love this. Though I stopped reading a while back. Should really get back on that.
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>>53843565
Are you saying that a CYOA is trying to give you a trainwreck?
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>>53843688
Big noodle tilting
same one I used for my Overwatch CYOA
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>>53843137
How strong do you want it to make you, within reason? I would say probably somewhere around Spider Man.
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>>53843421
>x was okay overall seems like a polite way to say x is a god damn train wreck.
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>>53838764
Blood 12
Will 14
Bone 16
Mind 1
Density 14
Slots 0

Adamantite, Vutrionite, Ioscaylium, Bloodglass, and Keterite
Half-Tanged Winged Quarterstaff 6
Top
Damascus Horseman's Pick 2
Fullered Flamberge Glaive 3
Small Axe Head 1
Bottom:
Baton 1
Buckler: 2xMoranyx, 3xLeafmetal 1
(3 Blood, 3 Willpower, 22 Bone, 8 Mind, 7 Density, 2 Spirit Etches). The inner layer is just pure Leafmetal.
Spirit Song and Guardian 1
I get some kind of crazy pokey stick with an axe head, a super armor puncher, and a stylish metal endcap on the bottom. I also get a darling little buckler that matches my sabatons and projects crazy magic shields.
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>>53843923
Not the font I was asking about. The one you used for the word CYOA
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>>53840735
Up to level 5 in both Spiritual Necromancy and Elemental Earth.
Time to go build my own castle and then haunt it.
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>>53840825
Pokemon Egg - Arceus
I win
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>>53844086
>Not going for the Bone Basilica
>>53844144
Pray tell which game you started playing Pokémon
>"Your very first starter"
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I've ran out of steam making my CYOA
Help
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>>53844179
A randomized rom of Platinum my brother played :^)
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>>53844215
Make more steam.
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>>53844215
Take a break?
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>>53844215
Raise your pickaxe, then bring it down again. Over and over. The only way to make it through the OC mine is to keep digging.
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>>53844215
Think of more waifus to add.
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>>53843923
This font. What is it please?
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>>53843941
I didn't really have something in mind, I where it puts me among natural physique, super human, nisetics and yautjas. Maybe slightly weaker super human (strength/agility wise, way less toughness due to no armor protection), still not a good idea going against mid/high caste nisetics or yautjas in melee but certainly not a death sentence?
Spiderman sounds nice but his power is a little inconsistent, are we talking something like Civil War movie spidey?
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>>53838507
FUCK you for that equation on the math one. At least make it possible
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>>53844262
This vietnamese basket weaving website is for 18+ only, and your are likely ignoring your curfew.
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>>53844215
Read the oc thats about to get posted for inspiration!
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>>53838630
My waifu takes the form of Asagi Asagiri. This should be good.
90
Strength 6 `0
Speed and Agility 48 25
Health 6 10
Defense 6 10
Skill 9 (35 (90)
Love 7 15 105
I've blown my entire starting point wad to create a weaker Disgaea character. Let's see if I can buy her love somehow?

Powers: Shadowstep, Slow Time, Generate: Guns 6.
I really hope I can buy these powers AND her love now.
Extra Rival 2:
Barack Obama, Larry, and Tyronious +40
I get to buy Asagi's love, and get her some new powers to boot! I have 19 more points to spend!
Also, I look forward to having my ass handed to me by Obama.
I upgrade Asagi's object generation abilities to generate any sort of Firearm, or the ammunition to use them.
Send back home, and Take your Waifu.

Now, Asagi gets to basically run rampant on her own and deal with the deep internal struggle of whether it is better to be a main character, or a real person. I can also continue to win her over with cheesy lines about her always being the main character of my heart. Also, maybe, just maybe, I get to become pen pals with Obama.


Out of curiosity, can you just take Two-in-One, then create a dump waifu to make an easy +70 points to your "main" waifu?
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>>53842180
Can I just be a field leader in elementalism and be a master of all the elements?
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>>53840657
Cheat Code and Pause.
Rob a bank in the frozen time. All I gotta do is use a cane.
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>>53844505
OC is going to be posted?
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It's finally here! The newest work from ZBG and yours truly, I present to you all Fortune's Cookies!

I do hope you enjoy!
1/5
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>>53844533
I guess so.
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>>53844546
2/5

Take it away ZB!
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>>53844561
Huh you were right
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>>53842329
It explicitly points out you'll never get bored as a space marine.
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>>53844575
And I helped!
3/5
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>>53838507
Music
Debate
Sex
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>>53844588
I'm doubtful most Space Marines can even feel boredom.
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>>53844595
4/5
Hopefully, I can take a long ass break from the Waifu Forge now...
Back to you, Celt!
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>>53844546
>names and logos first thing in the top corner
jesus christ.
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>>53844623
5/5
I fucking forgot to add something on this and had to fix it real quick. I'm retarded
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>>53844075
>>53844363
Colonna MT
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>>53844663
Thank you.
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cookies r gross
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>>53844089
>Page 1/?, will never be finished.
~Uguu
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>>53840691
40
New Identity
Rectangle,
6'2"
Ecto
More femme
C
Blue eyes
Blonde hair

This needs some cheaper, smaller benefits. I have 10 points left and nothing to do with them.
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>>53844656
>>53844623
>>53844595
>>53844575
>>53844546
Those drawbacks are all shit, and this is a shit cyoa
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>>53844755
Welp, we tried Celt.
Guess we better go kill ourselves now.
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>>53842329
Spoken like a man thats never had a real waifu
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>>53844546
>Waffle Fortune Cookie
A new world of magic and adventure sounds awesome.
>Tangyuan
>Chopsitcks
Elemental control and agility should blend well and help me in my new fantasy world.
>Golden Fortune Cookie
Money and good luck will make life comfortable and easy between my new adventures.

>Tiger
Tsun girls are the best and she should be a blast to adventure around with. And other things

>Homeless
Since it says big city I can use this to my advantage. Keeping my ear to the ground and learning everything I can about the new world while being as inconspicuous as possible.
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>>53844792
It's just Pallas being a pussy bitch. Should have seen her hour long rant them in the discord.
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>>53844649
Don't most have the name in the top? That's how all of Celt's stuff is anyway.
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>>53844871
plenty of cyoas don't have the author name attached, let alone create their own logo
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>>53844829
>Discord
Fuck off back there with your drama then
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>>53844829
>namefag drama
sounds pretty much how I imagine the discord to be really
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>>53844913
It's pretty bad mane. But they're not all cunts.
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>>53844546
>regular cookie
It's like a dream. I don't want much, just for everything to be nice and soft.
>grass jelly
What is the recharge time on this? It might be fun to mess around with if the interim periods aren't too heavy.
>Custard tart
Combined with the regular cookie, you can create your own little slice of heaven.
>Lucky Charm, Jade Ring
Lucky charm is really useful if you don't have any increased defense/resistance. Jade Ring just seems generally useful.
>Long
Naming someone seems kind of presumptuous. I'd have to ask what she would like to be called. But she seems sweet. I think she would be happy with a comfortable life.
>Separation
Seems like it would cause the least long-term damage. Maybe in the interim I can become less of a boring person. Seems she would appreciate that.
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>>53844829
Who the fuck is pallas?
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What's the best Kingdom builder CYOA
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>>53844962
Use the shapeshifting as often as you like, it's just that maintaining a form has it's limits like it states.
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>>53844969
I like New World the most, but Domain Master is probably better.
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>>53844656
I don't get it. How is forgotten not just a straight up shittier version of shunned? Same goes for broke & homeless as well as sick & experiment (although to a somewhat lesser degree, I guess).
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>>53844993
Right, but let's say you take a specific human form for a few days, then you reach your limit and have to turn back. Could you then immediately turn into the form you just returned from? It seems against the spirit of the option.
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>>53844829
You just have to show her you're the boss and not give a fuck.

Pallas shitposts about everything.

>>53844999
Apparently Biss is working on DM 2.0.
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>>53844903
>>53844913
Nigga today all they did today was grievous post and talk about nazis.
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>>53845029
I'd say a reset period proportional to the time in that form.
>>53845017
I had two reason for that
Some people want to have a completely fresh start, so that's what forgotten offers. Shunned has you still be remembered by everybody.
I was also out of ideas when I got to it.
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>>53840691
Starting: 40 points

New Identity
Rectangle
6'2'' (- 10)
Endo (+ 20)
More Androgynous
Flat (+ 10)
Blue eyes
Brown Hair (+ 10)
Total: 70

Benefits: Total: - 150
Supra-Thyroid (- 30)
Delicious (- 40)
The Fun Never Stops (- 40)
Life's a Bitch (- 40)

Punishments: Total: + 85
Numb (+30 )
Symbio-Coitis (+ 20)
Very Easy (+ 20)
You Have a Penis (+ 15)


Being a hermaphrodite isn't the worst that could happen, especially since this wouldn't produce more chicks with dicks. I'm left with 5 points, and as >>53844730 wrote, some prices should be reduced, namely eye / hair color / additional minor benefits.
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>>53845042
It was a really swell day in discord.
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>>53844595
>>53844623
>twelve Chinese girls
>not a single one who's up for a game of Mahjong
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>>53840691
>>53845085
I wonder if Barren would also affect the Penis part, since it says it only affects menstruation/ovulation.
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>>53845106
What girl would ever want to play Mahjong?
And I'm pretty sure Hóu would love to play.
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>>53844546
>Regal Fortune Cookie
A silver tongue of that caliber is a boon in every walk of life.

>Tangyuan
>Jade Ring
>Golden Fortune Cookie
Infinite money is of incredible utility, far beyond many things. Must be wary of inflation and suspicion, however.

>Hou
Only one who draws my interest. The rest are all more or less incompatible, I think.

>Mute
Everything barring the Regal cookie is then in effect. Lasting a year with infinite wealth and enormous luck is easy, then.

The CYOA seems like a pretty absurd change in ability; from zero to sixty, so to speak. With these sorts of abilities, the target would become practically the most powerful individual on the planet.
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>>53845141
Elderly ones anon
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>>53845141
I know for a fact that middle-aged Chinese ladies love it, and they had to learn it at some point.
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>>53845146
>pretty absurd change in ability
Isn't that the point of cyoas?
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>>53844546
Hey this CYOA is pretty neat
>Fortune cookie
Fantasy? adventure? why are you even offering me other cookies if this is an option
>Grass jelly
Shapeshifting is an amazing power for many many reasons
>Chopsticks
I am picking this just for the style points
>Ma
My justiceboner has never been so strong we are going to smite evil so hard together that it would look like it never existed
>Forgotten
Look i am leaving for good it is better this way

>>53844755
Man up you sissy the drawbacks are only one year long
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>>53845106
>Implying definitely not genderbent Wu Kong wouldn't happily beat your ass at mahjong every day of the week
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>>53845152
>kindly Chinese grandma who regrets her former Tiger Mother attitude because her Americanized children and their grandkids no longer visit her
>but that former drive towards perfection in all things emerges whenever she kicks the shit out of you and everyone else in mahjong
>even the elderly hasidic jew men in the park tremble before her
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>>53845190
Ummm. You know you can get either another cookie or one more power and trinket each, right?
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>>53845084
What's the point of a 'true' fresh start though? You could just cut your contact with old friends and you would basically get the same thing while still keeping keeping all your certificates. Not having any records seems like an absolute nightmare. I mean, we're not just talking things like proof of education and so, but also things like citizenship.
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>>53845168
I think it's more an issue of flavor. This restaurant is intentionally giving you such powerful supernatural abilities? Considering the framing mechanism, it breaks my suspension of disbelief.
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>>53845217
The truth?
It's a cop-out choice for people that take the waffle cookie.
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>>53845213
Oh really? i take lucky charm bracelet and custard tart then
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>>53845219
The way I read it, the elderly woman and her husband used to give these out more frequently, explaining legendary heroes and such from Chinese mythology, but nowadays they very rarely "open up shop anymore, and the woman mostly did out of a sense of nostalgia and wanting one of the girls to be happy.
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>>53845252
>lucky charm bracelet
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>>53845267
I am going to not-so-subtly steal this and say that it's canon. Thanks anon!
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>>53840562
You could do a few things. Make the player regulars (or irregular?); rankers; or part of the Great Journey, with Zahard or fighting against Zahard.
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>>53844546
Is the ginger cookie supposed to be worst? I don't see it having anything that the others aren't better at.
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>>53845040
>Apparently Biss is working on DM 2.0.
Wait, really?
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>>53845300
No problem. Happy to help. And I'd be lying if I said I hadn't stolen things to make canon from anons before.
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>>53845345
I wouldn't say it's worse. It's like a middle ground between all choices for people that just want to explore our earth and find whats been lost. Shit like Alexander's corpse and maybe even Atlantis. I dunno, I liked it a bit.
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>>53845317
Or be Zahard, the group leader, in an alternate universe.

>>53844546
>>53845345
Could you go to the finest brothels with it? Filcher masterpieces from private collectors?
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>>53844575
>four major elements
>Chinese-style cyoa
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>>53845385
But the golden cookie is just straight up better at that. I mean, it wouldn't be a terrible choice on its own, but in comparison it's pretty bad.
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>>53838507
Sex, Writing, Drawing.

>>53839820
Teeth.

>>53840657
XP Points, Cheat Code.

>>53840670
Shapeshifting: Fine, Gross, & Regeneration. Mostly going to use it to keep myself in shape, fix my eyes, and then play around with shapes.

>>53840735
Nature only, L5 Shaman, L4 Flora, L4 Primal. Gotta say though, Primal kinda sucks if you live somewhere with no hawks, bears, or wolves.

>>53840793
Super talent

>>53840825
Double Mystery Box? Nothing else calls to me really.

>>53840849
Not bad I guess.
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>>53845440
Golden cookie allows you to hire an endless team of researchers to conclude that Alexander's body is impossible to find given current data. Ginger cookie makes you trip over the entrance to his actual tomb while looking for a watering hole.
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>>53845440
Some doors still are locked.
I feel like this is best used to synergize with Waffel.
It might be as good as Regal + Waffel + Almond Biscuit ( to survive while speaking out) if the fantasy world has less sentient creatures or incredible artifacts.
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>>53845503
This
>>53845395
>Could you go to the finest brothels with it?
I'm gonna say yes.
>>53845420
Just chalk it up to me being retarded. Didn't even think to look up the 5 Chinese elements.
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>>53845395
That's a neat idea.

Personally I'd prefer a ToG CYOA before, during, or right after the Zahard conquests. By the time Baam starts his journey everything is rigged from the moment you enter.
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>>53844575
I'm still trying to find a pocket dimension with toggable time stop and internet access.
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>>53845573
Well if it's your immediate desire for it to include those, it'll happen.
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>>53845503
>Golden cookie allows you to hire an endless team of researchers to conclude that Alexander's body is impossible to find given current data
That's what you get for cheaping out when you have infinite money. Assuming you have infinite spending power (that is, no 'you spend too much, so your infinite money is worthless'), there is nothing you would not be able to find on earth.
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>>53844656
You people need to realize that forced drawbacks ruin CYOAs.
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>>53845536
>Some doors still are locked.
Is this supposed to be a metaphor? I don't get it. I can't think of any door that you couldn't unlock with money.
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>>53845640
Then don't play it anon.
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>>53845654
Money doesn't solve everything. Imagine walking up to the pentagon and saying "Yeah, I'd like to buy everything in there." as apposed to just walking in.
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>>53845640
It is just a fucking year it is not so bad
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>>53845688
>A year
>Of being fucking blind
Are you actually retarded
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>>53845640
You have to give up something to get something.
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>>53840756
>Transdimensional Friction Core
>Solid Light Holography

I'm going to use this to either become a kamen rider or a supervillain, I'm not sure which.
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>>53845657
Whether I play it or not doesn't stop me from telling them they've made a mistake or how bad they are for it.

>>53845688
>It's just a year of torture and/or suffering!
Didn't some guy just come back to the US who had brain damage from that?

>>53845688
Not even remotely true in reality.
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>>53845622
In a Time-Stopped World?

>>53845654
Area 51, Cultist covens, >>53845678
It's probably more useful in Triforge

With Tangyuan, I wonder if electricity is considered Fire (heat) or Wind, or accessible at all. If so, it's extremely powerful in urban environment.
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>>53845693
At what point did it say you had to pick blindness?
You're the fucking retard.
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>>53845640
I generally agree, especially if the drawbacks are harsh. Some of them are pretty weak, so it's whatever in this case though.

>>53845688
Dude, half of these would totally fuck your life up.

>>53845657
That's some 'don't like don't read' bullshit right there.
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>>53844656
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Post all the SoL and enviormemt CYOAs. I want to use them all to build a world, town, the schools there, and the place to live. Here is one I liked.
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>>53839820
It's gotta be teeth. Dental is fucking expensive and inconvenient.
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>>53845634
While you might have the capital to excavate every square inch of Alexander's
empire, are you certain that the modern rulers of said territories will just roll over and let you destroy all the infrastructure the tomb might be hiding under and deal with all the displaced people? Sure, you'll just say "pay them more" but geopolitics is more complicated than that.
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>>53845721
I think the only ones that could be considered 'weak' can only be considered so if you already have no friends and/or a shitty relationship with your family.
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>>53845707
That last quote was for >>53845697
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>>53845710
When I think of the elements I assume it's up to your imagination and combining the four you have. Fire and air giving electricity or fire and earth for metal.
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>>53845640
Nah
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>>53845678
Alright, maybe you have to bribe some people, but there are no permanently closed doors.
>>53845710
Well, I hadn't thought of using it in combination, so it may have some merit. You still could buy your way into Area 51 though (by force if necessary).
>>53845742
We're talking literally infinite money. I don't think you're going to find anybody in power who is unwilling to betray their every ideal for some sum.
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>>53845707
>Not even remotely true in reality.
It's very true in reality. A gain somewhere in the universe is always offset by a loss elsewhere. More metaphorically, if you feel unaffected by the losses your gain generates, you've already lost your soul.
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>>53845737
It's discussion time, not CYOA time.
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>>53844546
>Regular Fortune Cookie
>Golden Fortune Cookie

>Tangyuan
>Chopsticks

>Long
>Forgotten
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>>53845826
>Soul
Anon we're talking about reality here, so cut all this soul nonsense.

Look at the upper class and tell me they've lost anything at all.

>>53845847
Enjoy being arrested for being an illegal btw.
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>>53844656
>nothing fatal will happen
Makes it seem pretty ominous. Are the other misfortunes in the same region of strength as the ones listed or are we talking literally anything short of actual death?
It could potentially be the best or worst possible drawback as I see it now.
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>>53845813
The thing is, the suits (which you'd be immune to with Ginger cookie) will likely remove most of the interesting stuff before you could get in. Ginger lets you see things in an environment unrustled by your presence.
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>>53844546
Waffle fortune cookie

Desserts: red bean soup and tangyuan

Trinkets: Lucky charm bracelet and jade ring

Companion: Tu

Drawback: Forgotten
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>>53845813
>some sum
Why would they settle for "some sum" when it's clear you have much more than "some"? Then you might say "okay, if they won't play ball I just pay all their enemies to fuck with them and get rid of the problem." But that is already the current geopolitical situation, and budget is not the limiting factor. And it isn't about ideals so mucj as power, and maintaining it.
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>>53839775
I've been here for months and I could care less about the builds. I hardly ever post, and when I do it's a request for certain CYOAs. Do people actually read and care about builds?
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>>53845813
>I don't think you're going to find anybody in power who is unwilling to betray their every ideal for some sum.

Pretty stupid anon
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Did you know that not using your voice for an entire year destroys your vocal cords and renders you permanently mute?
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>>53845885
I do.

I don't like, upvote and subscribe to every build I see, but if I see one thats an interesting mix of choices or a cool concept I'll comment on it. I used to do it more, but it tends to get drowned out by shitposting these days.
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>>53845862
>Anon we're talking about reality here, so cut all this soul nonsense.
Which is why I very explicitly identified it as a metaphor.

The upper class remains human, suffering from all the same problems as all other humans. So, for example, when mental health tragedy strikes, they are also burdened with additional guilt about the resources they could have invested to prevent it.
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>>53845870
It assume it means no matter what you wont die or be fucked beyond repair.
>>53845908
Well thank goodness for cyoa magic that makes you better after a year.
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>>53845929
>suffering from all the same problems as all other humans
Except not really, being exempt from most.

>Guilt
You're funny.
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>>53845942
The CYOA says it lifts the curse, not that it cures any physical damage suffered during your curse. So your vocal cords would still be damaged and unusable.
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>>53845885
It might just be because I'm an author, but I really appreciate builds, especially if they explain their comments and especially if it's for a rarely-reposted CYOA. I like reading people's thought processes.
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>>53844546
Cookie: Regular Fortune Cookie
Desserts/Trinkets:
Red Bean Soup
Chopsticks
Trade for Ginger Fortune Cookie
Girl: Shu? Not sure, actually.
Drawback: Mute

Assuming the two cookies work on the girl, at the very least. If they work on more people, that could be fun too. Vacations are always better with friends.
As for ginger's effects, am I well-received wherever I go? Could I walk into Area 51 and ask someone there for a guided tour or do they do their best to ignore me?
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>>53845908
How the fuck does that work?
Is it just extreme atrophy, or what?
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>>53845885
I don't really. I'm glad people are able to enjoy something enough to make a build for it though. It just doesn't interest me enough to read and comment on.
And since I'm one of the ones posting requests people make, you're welcome anon.
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>>53845967
Atrophy. Your vocal cords simply dwindle away if you don't use them for long periods of time. A year is more than enough to ruin you.
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>>53845956
Semantics.
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>>53845908
idk I googled that claim and couldn't find anything supporting it plus there have been people who've been in coma's for longer than a year and could speak afterwards.
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>>53845988
Wrong. It's reality. You're going to have to show me where it magically undoes all the suffering you experienced. Like all the physical and mental damage from the medical torture one, or your completely destroyed anus from the prison one. Hell Shunned explicitly states that it doesn't undo the damage its done to your life, merely lifts the fiat element of the curse.
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>>53845963
>am I well-received wherever I go?
They all but offer to make you tea. I assume they'd ignore you, but would answer questions.
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>>53845986
I know Bob Odenkirk had to not speak for months on end to heal his vocal cords just after the filming of the first season if Better Call Saul. Is there really no physiotherapy that could help the atrophy?
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>>53845963
>Nothing will prevent you from going anywhere
You could be in the women's shower in the base and they wouldn't even bat an eyelid.
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>>53846022
Once they're gone anon, you can't make them regrow. It's why throat surgery is dangerous.
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>>53846013
>these horrible events will only plague you both for a year
This basically means your vocals will be returned to normal after a year.
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>>53845942
>It assume it means no matter what you wont die or be fucked beyond repair
>fucked beyond repair
I mean, even that is pretty vague. What are we exactly talking about? Losing an eye would be pretty damn terrible, but I could see it possibly not being included. Or getting kidnapped and getting tortured or something like that.
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>>53846045
That's referring to the torture, prison time, etc, you moron. It doesn't mention undoing the actual damage done to you, that's not a curse that's a side-effect. And Shunned already disproves your idea entirely.
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>>53846058
You won't lose any body parts or have anything happen that can't be naturally healed back to normal.
>>53846080
And shunned specifically mentions having to reconnect yourself while the others don't. That means shunned is a special case and not the norm. Take away from the context clues.
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How does the Discord take random interlopers interrupting and asking for feedback? I am hesitant to release something and am thinking of seeking guidance on this first draft, but I don't want to release a WIP to the thread since I know people hate that.
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>>53844656
In the beginning I thought these weren't so bad, but the more I think about it, the mental trauma you would suffer from most of these would probably fuck you up completely.
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>>53846117
>he thinks he'll get any useful feedback on the fucking autism discord
post it here
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>>53846117
We welcome that, just put it in image_posting or WIPs and all that.
Also, if there's a conversation going on, don't interrupt it.
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>>53846117
people talk about wip stuff on there often enough, no one will mind really
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>>53845739
And dentists can be pretty judgemental.
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>>53846117
Just do it, they're never talking about anything important anyway.
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>>53846107
>You won't lose any body parts or have anything happen that can't be naturally healed back to normal.
So getting tortured and the like is still possible? Because it really seems like a trap option then. The examples make it seem a lot more innocuous.
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>>53846117
Ignoring the REEEEEEers, WIP posting is fine is fine if its for constructive criticism and not just attention

The latter is what the discord is for
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>>53842279
Where is this from?
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>>53846125
That's why there are multiple options. Choose what you could handle. Separated is just like one big vacation around the world and finding a girl at the end of it. Make the most out of a bad situation they say. Plus, who's to say the experiments won't make you better and super?
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>>53846130
but there is a conversation going on
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>>53846165
>light discord theme
You're right, that is cancer.
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>>53846143
Torture is only really present in the medical one. With broke you could crash at a parent's house or friend's place and homeless would be fine if you kept your head down.
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>>53845837
But...I want to create my escapism...
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>>53846180
And you're even more cancerous then that.
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>>53846107
That's a leap. You have no evidence of your position, since nowhere in the CYOA does it say that Shunned is an exception or provide a reason.
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>>53846165
Ahhh, go for it. It's just shitpostin.
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>>53846130
>if there's a conversation going on, don't interrupt it.
This is extreme faggotry right here, turns it into a classroom for gays to flirt with each other.
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>>53846182
I'm talking about the unlucky option. Everything that could go wrong, will go wrong would seem like it would include some more out there stuff too.
Also, homeless says that it will have confrontations, though I guess its pretty vague about what kind.
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>>53846196
How would you word it then to make it clear you'll be perfectly health and fine after the one year period?
Honestly asking so I can go fix it, if it's that big an issue.
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>>53846212
You'd probably just have to punch a bum and get kicked by suits as they walk past.
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>>53846164
>Separated is just like one big vacation around the world and finding a girl at the end of it
That's assuming you know that you will find her in a year. Otherwise it's probably year stressing out that you probably never see them again.

>Plus, who's to say the experiments won't make you better and super?
Trading sanity for power sounds pretty cool in fiction, but I think I would pass if I was given the choice in real life....
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>>53846206
>turns it into a classroom for gays to flirt with each other

what does this even mean?
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>>53846164
Torture and misery is torture and misery even if you survive.

>Separated is one big vacation
Anon, do you want to know what happens to girls who travel alone? They get raped and murdered. She's guaranteed not to be murdered, but she'll still get raped. Picking Separated is choosing to have your waifu raped by dozens of Mohammads and Jamals at the very least.

>Experiments might make you super!
>Trying to squeeze extra powers out of a CYOA.
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>>53846192
Nah. It's not possible to top the discord.
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>>53846217
Just mention that you'll be perfectly healthy and fine after the one year period.
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>>53846235
It tells you in separated's description that you'll find her tho.
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>>53846239
Do you really think that every woman that travels gets raped?
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>>53846165
Post it
In
Image_Posting
Please I want to see it
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>>53846235
>That's assuming you know that you will find her in a year
You do, it says so right there.
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>>53846217
See >>53846249 , but there's another issue you're ignoring which is mental trauma. Short of deleting memories after the year is over, you can't just fix trauma. Anon would still remember being raped, tortured, and everything like that. Deleting memories is even worse, because that causes people to hate you for forcing memory death.
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>>53846257
>>53846276
Yeah, but is that some meta-knowledge or something that you would actually know?
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>>53846265
Or that she'd be stupid enough not to travel safe since she's a monster girl?>>53846239
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>>53846282
You fucking pick it, of course you know.
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>>53846265
>>53846289
Every woman who travels alone to Africa or the Middle East sure does, and remember the CYOA says you search the world, not just Europe (which is also full of rape Mohammads too so that's not safe either)
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>>53846196
Anon, Shunned has to specify that it doesn't end after a year. That means it must be an exception. This is what the anon you're replying to said. Am I just missing something?
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>>53846237
It's a classroom because everyone has to take turns talking.

It's for gays to flirt with each other because you being unable to 'interrupt' them means you have to sit there and watch them flirt with each other, which considering it's a circle jerk discord, they always will be doing.
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>>53844546
>Golden Fortune Cookie
I live a simple life already that I enjoy: just being able to live it without worry is good enough for me.
>Red bean soup and Tangyuan.
Control all of them! Why not?
>Tu
With the money I should have a much easier time appeasing her. She seems perfect for me.
>Shunned
My family is all the way across the state, and my only friends really are my co-workers. With my money these problems shouldn't be too much of a problem for the year they exist.
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>>53846292
Obviously it's not just us sitting in front of a screen choosing the options, so I think you have to disconnect somewhat from what you see. I mean, in general my assumption is always that I probably wouldn't know everything that the cyoa tells me.

>>53846297
/pol/ please go away. (not that I think traveling the world sounds very safe.)
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Why the fuck are you all such pessimistic assholes?

Fuck it. Everybody's getting raped.
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>>53846182
Homeless people are raped, murdered, and die in the environment all the time. All three of these happened to a homeless cousin of mine.
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>>53846305
that makes more sense
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>>53846279
Even deleting memories won't fix trauma. You'd have to go full 'restore old memory & personality state, which really is pretty questionable.
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>>53846318
But skeletons can't rape.

They don't have penises.
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>>53846309
Forgot your two trinkets too anon.
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>>53846321
wow, they were murdered AND died
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>>53846326
Trust me skeletons know how to bone her.
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>>53844656
>tfw straight
>choose separation from zodiac girl and chill for a year only to meet up with her again afterward.
Best option really.
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>>53846332
Nope. I'm right. You're wrong.

Produce a boner or get out.
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>>53846315
It is literally a list the old woman hands you, descriptions included.
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>>53846326
Not with that attitude!
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>>53846309
>>53846328
Derp
>Jade ring and Bent Spoon
These seem the best for my common hobbies and for everyday life.
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>>53846315
The lady says you gotta pick one, and once you do, tells you about it. At which point, I assume, you can choose another and have her describe what that one's all about until you actually make a final choice.
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>>53846315
>Point out that two (now three) places are filled with tons of rape, which is a raw statistical fact
>Get accused of being from a politics board despite my post containing ZERO politics.
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>>53846339
>not choosing forgotten so that nobody fucking bothers you all the time
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>>53846303
The author already said that his intent was for you to still sufer post-year, and he wants to change it so you don't. But it's impossible to fix the mental trauma.
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>>53846341
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>>53846341
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>>53846341
Okay.
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>>53846326
>He says in the home of Skeleton Gangrape.
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>>53846330
That's what happens when you write your post, go back to add something in, and forget to account for it later.
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>>53846339
The best option is to get your waifu raped?
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>>53846366
>his intent was for you to still sufer post-year
Actually I tried and seemingly failed to imply that you would be in tip-top condition after the year ended and you;d resume good life. As for mental trauma, magic fixes it ayy lmao?
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>>53846395
Some people like used goods.
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>>53846356
You didn't say they were filled with rape. You said that every woman who travelled there alone WOULD get raped. That is statistically wrong. It might have a comparatively high chance, but it's by no means certain, or even likely.
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>>53846402
Explain how your magic fixes mental trauma. Memories of suffering are behind trauma, and I explained to you how you can't get away with deleting them.
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>>53846360
Oh fuck, didn't even see that. If you commit crimes do they suddenly come back to hit you after the year is up?
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>>53846416
>That is statistically wrong
Prove it, because lone female travelers die in those places all the fucking time.
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>>53846422
Maybe they go after your golem?
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>>53846395
>straight
>waifu
Could care less about her. Now if there was a reverse gender option for her, I MIGHT be concerned. Maybe.
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>>53844656
>>53846402
Alright, I added this text to the page
"You will regain any mental and physical health lost over the course of the year, such as your vocal cords and your sanity.
Also, neither you or your partner will get raped."

Better now?
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>>53846436
Somehow. You have to be specific for this kind of stuff in here.
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>>53846428
So do lone males.
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>>53846433
>>53846422
Can confirm they go to your golem.
>>53846434
Through Chinese magic they get gender-bent if you're a straight female.
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>>53846436
Well, I think it's better, but I'm sure 'mental heatlh will be regained' will cause some problems for others...
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>>53845847
>arrested
Nope. Regular fortune cookie.
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>>53846445
So I've learned.
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>>53846447
Nowhere near the same level because it's not considered 'asking for it' to travel alone as a man, whereas lone women (especially uncovered western whores) are fair game.
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>>53844656
>Broke

I mean I only buy stuff for myself two times a year anyway. Shit seems piss easy compared to the other ones.
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>>53846445
>unless explicitly stated otherwise, any damage incurred from your payment will be reversed after a year, and the memories will feel like an unpleasant dream best forgotten
It accounts for exceptions like Forgotten while covering all complaints.
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>>53846449
Honestly?
They can kiss my ass and sulk in their pessimism.
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>>53846436
How is it curing your mental health? You can't magically fix trauma.
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>>53846469
>while covering all complaints
>Deleting my memories and killing me as an individual to replace me with a clone
Fuck you, no it doesn't. Stop trying to cause memory death.
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>>53846448
Awesome. Now...
>>53846395
>dragon husband getting raped.
Good luck raping a dragon. But should they succeed hot.
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>>53846469
>unless explicitly stated otherwise, any damage incurred from your payment will be reversed after a year, and the memories will feel like an unpleasant dream best forgotten
Mind if I use this and re-fix that page?
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>>53846491
Yes, stop trying to kill people.
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>>53846498
Fine.
I agree with this anon's view of memory anyway >>53846488
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>>53846469
>>53846491
Hello newfag and welcome to the fact that /cyoag/ considers any violation of selfhood and mind to be murder. Stop it.
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>>53846488
>Deleting my memories
For one thing, I am not the author, just offering a suggestion. Secondly, it very explicitly doesn't delete your memories by force.
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>>53846475
I think it's less pessimism and more caution. I mean, with such severe drawbacks it would actually be pretty weird to go 'it will all be alright', I think.
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>>53846488
Are you retarded?
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>>53846513
Warping them away as 'forgotten dreams' is deleting them.
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>>53844546
>Golden cookie
Infinite money? Why would I choose anything else?
>Grass jelly
Best power
>red bean soup
Lets me become a superhero if I want
>Chopsticks
So it looks like I know what I'm doing
>Bent spoon
Keeps me safe
>Niu
>Experiment
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>>53846491
I'd be fine with it. I've offered similar suggestions in the thread that were apparently useful. But I think this particular anon just has a bee in his bonnet about this particular topic.
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>>53846366
I can't figure out what this has to do with what I said. I hate it when this happens. Apologies.
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>>53846407
Going to meet them all straight away.
>Nameless
>Strago
>Rakusa
>Ms Baggins
>Deliverie
>Gargoyle

Good mix of bro and cute and waifus
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>>53846510
>/cyoag/ is a hivemind
Most boring meme.
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>>53846534
Any time memory death is forced into a CYOA, tons of people hate it and shit on the CYOA. This isn't unique.
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>>53846491
Please, add the 'no rape' line. It will stop some useless arguments and I don't want to be raped, even if I'm going to forget.
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>>53846514
Guess I'm more of a happy-go-lucky optimist than I thought then.
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>>53846549
Who cares about idiots?
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>>53846549
"Best forgotten" isn't "forgotten." That's like saying "that time you accidentally kicked your door and broke your toenail is best forgotten" is equivalent to "what, you don't remember any toenail breaking, what are you talking about?"
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>>53846552
I'm just gonna leave it as my original edit.
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>>53846570
But you turning them into feeling like a dream means you're essentially mind raping people to force a perspective and remove the memory's influence on their mind, which is the same as killing the person who lived through that year.
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>>53845946
Just because you don't know anyone from the upper class doesn't mean that what you imagine is correct. They also have unique challenges, like the eager greedy eyeing their money, waiting for any opportunity to cheat it away.

You won't be upper class for long without knowing how to retain wealth. And you won't keep your sanity without knowing what to do with it.

Also remember that there is a huge difference between the top 1% and the top 1% of 1%. Idiots can coast in the top 1% of 1%. There are no coasters below that.
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>>53846462
It's considered "asking for it" to even *exist* as a man. No one cares when men die or suffer. There are no white knights for men in distress.
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great thread, great cyoas
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>>53846567
I mean, drawbacks are basically always some sort of 'deal with the devil'. Accepting them for their face value seems pretty risky to me, if these were real options.
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>>53846609
I'm the devil that honestly wants to give you a good deal then.
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>>53846601
>Richfag trying to pretend his life is hard.
Go away, sociopath.
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>>53846603
We're talking the Middle East and Africa, not the West.

>>53846615
I don't consider your drawbacks to remotely be good deals. They're all nightmares.
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>>53846625
I mean, broke shouldn't be too terrible, right? It's not great, but bearable in my opinion. The others are definitely nightmare stuff though.
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>>53846644
Poverty is a very easy way to die.
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>>53846601
>Rich people
>Sane
>Rich people
>People
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>>53846625
>We're talking the Middle East and Africa, not the West.
Doesn't matter. The Middle East and Africa also consider men disposable and unworthy of protection, their suffering utterly irrelevant.
>>
Maybe the next thread will be better, and maybe the little fox girl genie will finally show up.
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>>53846625
>They're all nightmares
With superpowers and all the choice you previously picked. I can think of worse nightmares than extremely rich mute. Plus he said your vocal cords would be fine.
Stop being a pussy.
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>>53846656
Well, it says you can earn enough to survive.
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>>53846666
They consider women unworthy of it too, and actively drive that point home.
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>>53846656
And it states you will not die or get seriously injured.
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>>53846679
Toiling in physical labor is a punishment reserved for inmates.

>>53846685
Suffering is not merely physical, and not all injuries are permanent.
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>>53846685
It doesn't say so right now.
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>>53846587
That is how traumatic memories often work. You have particular exaggerated "flashbulb memories" along with reconstructed dreamlike memories. You'd be surprised about how many people "remember" seeing Princess Diana's car crash on live TV. But you don't really give a shit about how memory works, you just care about getting authors to cater to your whims, right?
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>>53846659
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>>53846700
Not everyone is a mentally ill freak with no real memories, memory rape anon.
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>>53846698
Here m8.>>53846436
I'll post the actual fixed file next thread.
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>>53846722
Still doesn't explain how it fixes trauma.
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>>53846731
Use your imagination.
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>>53846741
I can't imagine an impossibility.
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>>53846720
Literally open any psychology textbook dealing with memory. But you won't.
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>>53846731
Can't you just accept that it's magic? I mean, that's literally the point of magic.

>>53846746
A lot of magic is impossible, anon.
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>>53844546
Now to build
>Golden Cookie
Fuck yea money.
>Regal Cookie
I want to change the world for the better with the power of speech and money.

As for deserts and trinkets, the first two are already enough for me, so I'll give up a set for another cookie as shown above.

>Red Bean Soup
Fuck yea, TK. Never have to reach for shit in high places again.
>Lucky Charm Bracelet
Gotta watch out for those assassination attempts if I want to be Goddess Empress of the world. Once I dodge their attempt, I'll hit that nigga with a kabedon and use my words to make them swoon. The best harems are formed with dudes you've won over after they tried to kill you.

>Long
She seems cool. Nice tits. Would like as a big sis.
>if reverse gendered
I hope he's as thick as he is Long, you know what I'm saying? But really, a chill, smart guy with a big comfy chest to lay on is the best.
>Separated
Aight. Gonna chill for a year without my boy. No problem, spent most my life without him, 1 year isn't going to kill me. Infact, I'll even take a second drawback.
>Forgotten
Not bothered by family and friends, dissappear off the map for a year while my golem handles my shit. I'll spend this time planning how I'm going to fix the world from most of it's problems and where to invest my money.

This was fun and pretty easy. Don't know what the others are bitching about. Buncha whiny wusses. If you're all good boys I'll let you join my reverse harem and spend my money on you to make you look pretty if you're fat hogs and support your degeneracies. All I ask in return is you make out with each other every now and then.
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>>53846731
If magic can make a drastic a change as making you deserving of love, then it can fix mental trauma
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>>53846749
Magic still has to do something. Something in this case would have to be mind rape.
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>>53846755
>drastic a change as making you deserving of love
Shots fucking fired.
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>>53846752
Best build I've seen so far anon. Glad ya liked it!
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>>53844575
>pocket dimension stops time
Does that mean you age while the others outside don't?
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>>53843145
>>53843181
Spending rest of the eternity fighting is not a downside for anyone picking Space Marine because that's what they are wishing for when they pick it.

Librarian is a trap because being psyker in 40k is all about connecting your brain to literal hell. You might have a plot armor but there's no way that's actually a pleasant thing. Librarians are also shunned by the rest of the chapter so your only companions will be other Librarians.
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>>53846792
I'll assume it's like a time stasis. Or you do age. Take your pick.
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>>53846769
Maybe magic can fix your autism
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>>53846836
Doing so against my will would also be mind rape.
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>>53846796
Just join the Ravens where most of them are psykers.
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>>53846818
>time stasis
Isn't that like everything is completely frozen?
From your response I assume it stops aging, but I'm not sure I correctly understand.

I mean, in general it just seems like it would be pretty tedious to have not spend too much time in there to not rapidly age in the 'real world'.
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>>53846867
You dont age in the bubble. There.
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>>53846877
I still want to know what time stasis means.
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>>53846788
My only complaint is the lack of boys, but that's most CYOAs so no biggie.
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>>53846893
from my understanding which isnt much, it's like your body is surrounded by a layer of frozen time, preventing aging and allowing movement in some cases.
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>>53841371
stop posting grievous
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>>53841371
YESSS YOU ACTUALLY DID IT
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>>53844546
>>53844575
>>53844595
>>53844623
>>53844656

Waffle Fortune Cookie: It mentions "lasting forever". Might as well try for it.


Desserts: Almond Cookie, Jade Ring, Custard Tart, Luck Bracelet: Almond Cookie and Jade Ring are additive, focus and armor. Custard for a pocket dimension, and luck bracelet for the helluvit.

Waifu: Long, Di/Yang, and Gou are my favorites. A tonna people are taking long, and I'm not particularly enamored with big sisters, so I'll go with Gou. Can't really go wrong with someone loyal.

Drawback: These don't really seem that bad. Most of them. Ranked in order of severity

Mute: Pssh, I'll figure out how to communicate nonverbally.
Blind: Probably survivable. I've got Gou. Seeing eye dog!
Shunned: I'm kinda distant as it is.
Broke: Pain in the ass, at least I'd have food/shelter.
Sick: Depending on the illness, this would suck more for the visitor than the patient. The patient might be fading in and out of consciousness, speeding up the perception of time. Someone is going to suffer.
Unlucky: I can think of a tonna things that might go wrong.
Homeless: A serious discomfort, and unhygenic.
Amnesia: This is bad, unless you're going for a new identity.
Separation: I'm not a patient man.
Imprisonment: Functional isolation.
Forgotten: Pretty bad unless you want a completely new life.
Experiment: "Abuse my body in every way imaginable." I've got a strong imagination.

-- As I shuffle out into the brisk evening, Gou shuffles up to me and excitedly starts a conversation. I open my mouth, but words don't arrive. She frowns. I smile and borrow her hand. On her palm I write: "One... Year... But... I'm... happy..."
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>>53847233
People like you are why I thought up this cyoa.
Godspeed you magnificent bastard.
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>>53841371
I'll take Car Grievous, please! It'd be amazing to have a sentient, six-wheeled hot rod that's as much of an asshole on the road as I am. I bet he's super fuel-efficient, too.
>>53838898
I like the grey button.
>>53838932
I'll take the pencil. Shouldn't be too hard to win the lottery with it.
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>>53845364
>>53845040
>>Apparently Biss is working on DM 2.0.
What are you talking about Bliss and I redid Domain Master to v2.0 some time ago. I think v2.1 is the last version I have saved.
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>>53847316
I remember someone mentioning something about remaking it.
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>>53847316
>Bliss and I
I will never understand why people do this and post anonymously, as if we're supposed to understand who you are.
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>>53847476
I do it all the time and everyone knows who I am m8.
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>>53847489
As do I, because I know when people will be able to identify me as me.

On the other hand, I also do it because it's funny, but that's not the point.
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>>53846836
There isn't a magic powerful enough to fix his autism....or the stupidity rampant in this thread.
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>>53847476
Because they're not a terrible namefag like you.
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>>53847551
Sex with the lights on, anon. Don't be a pussy.
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>>53847476
Come on it's obviously Haremmaster
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>>53847587
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>>53847620
You do know that Bliss puts the names of whoever works on these things in the corner of the cyoa itself right?
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>>53847266
Thank you for noticing me!
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>>53847663

>>53847670
this >>53847620
I know who he is.
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the reactions to these drawbacks once again affirms my whole-hearted belief in hell, cosmic horrors or just some corrosive entity your souls could be fed too

rest of you seem ok i suppose

memory death and waifurape all around just incase
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>>53844595
>the cat is used goods

Gross.
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>>53847779
No she isn't ZB straight up told me it was a childhood friend that left her.
Tiger is virgin and all mine faggot
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>>53847779
waifus are automatically used goods anon
always
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>>53847803
Where did he tell you that?
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>>53844595
>>53847779
Not to mention she's a crazy sexist man-hater with piles of mental issues. She's an insufferable and hateful bitch of zero value and not worth the effort of talking to. Her slurping some other faggot's cum is of secondary concern to something like that. Though I will note that her having been in love like that before means she'll always love him more than you.
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>>53847833
You have to go back to your containment board
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>>53847833
>Dragon Girl looks pretty good lets read their desci-
>she totally fucked the old guy

cucks get off my board reee
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>>53847816
Direct message while working on it.
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>>53847846
>Hating a waifu choice for being sexist
>Hurr something's wrong with you
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>>53847852
Prove it.
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>>53847847
It doesn't seem like something ZB would do, so I'm guessing it's this Stoned Celt who is the cuck who likes used goods.
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>>53847869
From the writing styles and font differences, Celt wrote pages 1, 2, and 5. ZBG wrote 3 and 4.
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>>53847879
Maybe he took suggestions from Celt to include the cuck elements? Or was reading a lot of NTR while working on this.
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>>53847861
Why am I doing this again?
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>>53847879
>>53847869
>>53847885
Shitposting aside, neither of us view ntr positively.
And between us I'll fuck a girl that ain't a virgin, but if you're a slut? Nope.
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>>53847885
Do we need to bring back Unsalted Potatoes?
Existing on same plane as something vaguely male-like is not cucking. This is why you should go back to your containment.
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how do I smoothen the circle edges in GIMP? I'm trying to make bubbly textboxes but the edges are too sharp. Blurring didn't help
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>>53847911
>Celt is actually providing evidence that he wanted the cuck elements added to the CYOA.
Great way to get yourself on the black list. We should switch the meme from Italics to you.
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>>53847928
potato-posting is sorely needed in these threads
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>>53847923
Then why did you include this man-hating tiger and the old man fucking dragon who NTR'd his wife?
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>>53847923
>>53847911
One always values their first love the most highly. Even if she didn't fuck this guy, she's always going to care more about and love him more than she can you.
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>>53847944
How am I providing evidence that I wanted cuck elements? It's specifically says she's not used.
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>>53847954
>>53847959
>>53847963
>>53847944
Wait...I'm beginning to think I got baited hard.
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>>53847963
By getting upset at people not liking cucks.
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>>53847980
But you have the man-hating and the old man fuckery right in the descriptions?
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>>53847944
>We should switch the meme from Italics to you.
But...
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>>53847980
the bait is thick tonight
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>>53847980
Why would you reply to turbo-autists in the first place?
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>>53847982
I try to say the opposite and have people not like cucks.
>>53847992
I dunno man. I'm so high I don't even know which room in the house I'm in.
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>>53848012
>I try to say the opposite and have people not like cucks.
the fuck
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>>53848009
Because I'm a talkative retard.
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>>53848012
Look at the upper left of the dragon and the entire right side spiel on tiger. Talks up how she was snuggling with the old man all the time, and how the tiger doesn't trust you or any man at all and thinks they're all scum.
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>>53848026
Hugs don't have to be lewd anon, everyone wants headpats.
And tiger is just being tsun-tsun.
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>>53847994
Are you sad that we aren't calling you the cuckmeister? Don't worry, you will always be a cuck for me~
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>>53848033
Cuddling with someone is damn lewd.

And tiger is more than tsun, she outright hates men. It tells you that much point blank.
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>>53847847
>Dragon gave old man hugs when he was having a bad day
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEE! SHE TOUCHED ANOTHER MAN, SHE HAS BEEN DEFILED"
Calm down bro.
It was a platonic hug.
I would never write anything even remotely close to NTR on purpose.
Do you feel cucked whenever your girlfriend shakes someone's hand?
>>53847959
I don't agree with this.
I'm not even entirely convinced that my first love was actually love at all.
But that's enough bait. Responding for me.
Stop bullying Celt's favorite and let me just go to sleep.
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>>53848036
Oh, you mean the cuckmeister.

Nevermind.
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>>53848037
It's more of a mistrust than a hate. After a while she'll open up to you and just you since she distrusts all men. Sounds faithful to me.
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>>53848045
>I don't agree with this.
Agreeing with something or not doesn't change facts. We know outright that people care about their first loves the most and everyone else is secondary.
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>>53848055
There's no difference. She talks up how men are vile scum who always lie and fucking attacks you constantly. She hates men. She's not any different from some random landwhale on tumblr talking about the patriarchy.
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>>53848063
This nigger has probably never had a girlfriend in his life.
Or got cheated on
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>>53848070
Anon, who hurt you in the past?
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>>53848055
>All men are disgusting lying scum who should die under the powerful heel of womyn
>You're okay though, anon! You're one of the good ones.
Why do I suddenly feel like a black man in the early 20th century South?
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>>53848063
You've never had a relationship and if you did this kind of thing is why it didn't work

She was right to leave you
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>>53848063
I've seen some /r9k/ shit in this thread, but this.

This takes the cake.
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>>53848081
Have you ever even read anything by the SJW?
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>>53848100
>>53848102
>>53848072
Anons consumed with wishful thinking.
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>>53848070
>>53848099
I would have thought she would appeal to the reeeeeecuck crowd

Once you weather the tsun storm you're literally the only guy she'll be with

Unless you're really so dumb as to believe that first love is the only one that matters crap, in which case you shouldn't be on 4chan as it is for posters older than 18
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>>53848045
I gave you guys extensive feedback on the next thread.

Go read it and understand how you failed.
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>>53848102
Giving them (you)s as namefag just encourages them, hth
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>>53848141
You think a woman with a previous boyfriend who hates all men would appeal to people here?
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>>53848141
I just don't get why I'd want to tolerate someone who hates men for any length of time.
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>>53848117
I'll bite.

In my experience, most first loves are highschool sweethearts. Let's face it, anon. Most highschool relationships don't last, and virtually everyone I know who has been in one is in a different, happier relationship now that we're all in our mid-20s.

Hell, I wish I could forget my first "official" relationship because it was a living nightmare. But more than that, I'm happy that I got to experience what it meant to have a shitty relationship because now I can commit myself to do things correctly for my current one. I'm happier now that I ever was in my previous relationship.
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>>53844546
>Waffel Fortune Cookie
Normally I don't jump at the "adventure" option, but even the vague hint of immortality (not offered anywhere else) demands it
>Grass Jelly
Shapeshifting. It's just too bad human forms can't be permanent. What's the cooldown?
>Custard Tart
Pocket dimension is always good, pocket dimension of infinite utility here is great, especially stuck in another world now.
>Jade Ring
>Chopsticks
I probably should pick something a bit more "powerful" where I'm going, but perfect clarity and motion sound too good
>Hou
Interesting, not built around her kinks, and possibly even useful. What's the deal with the hairband thing though, I would have expected SOMETHING in the description
>Mute
I'm not that big on talking to begin with, honestly this would be a sort of relief in a way. Still a hardship, but something I might get something out of.
>>
>>53848141
>Facts are dumb because anon is naive.
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>>53848117
I don't know about you, but I couldn't care less about my first love any more. My 3rd love ended up being the right one.
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>>53848045
>Dragon gave old man hugs when he was having a bad day

IMPLYING THE OLD GUY WOULD ADMIT HE FUCKED THE DRAGON

He was obviously stolen by the hag as a child, so he found comfort in fucking all the animals.
>>
>>53848180
>>53848188
>These guys signaling they remember their first relationship in vivid detail
>Pretend it doesn't hold powerful emotional influence on them
>>
>>53848180
The first girl I dated I sure don't care about, but my first 'love' I still can't forget. It's been 11 years.
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>>53848045
You don't hug an old man the way she did. That's fucking foreplay.
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>>53848197
But I don't remember my first love in vivid detail. Are you having trouble reading?
>>
>>53848214
Then how can you claim you loved her?
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>>53848183
Cooldown is proportional to the time spent in one particular form.
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>>53848214
That tiger obviously does, and based her entire life and all her opinions around him.
>>
>>53848180
I don't have the CYOA saved (the one with the "for everyone" and "for yourself" columns), but this is what I was referring to when I was talking about the option where "everyone gets to find their true love/soulmate (implied quickly/immediately)" would work out to be a bad thing. Basically it meant people don't get to experience the "bad" relationship and therefor don't know how to take care of the "good" one properly.
>>
>>53848217
Because I'm not in high school anymore, and have been in more than one relationship anon. I have some perspective.
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>>53848228
That actually supports my point that you didn't actually love that woman, dude.
>>
>>53848233
You're stupid anon. Please tell us about your romantic history though.
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>>53848224
Experiencing bad relationships very rarely lets people have good ones. If anything, it more commonly makes people think those bad relationships are normal.
>>
>>53844595
Personally I hate the rabbit because fucking vegetables is disgusting. Why did you add that detail? You can't even buy cucumbers without your wife fouling them.
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>>53848197
I remember it in vivid detail and feel no emotional attachment towards it. I don't mind talking about it to anyone. I remember it well because I know what was done wrong.

I think the difference between you and I is that I can handle these situations rationally and you'll just continue picking out irrelevant pieces. Protip, don't do that in a relationship..

>>53848204
It's entirely subjective, but this guy >>53848245 can be right to an extent.

I was like that for a few years until I started my next relationship. I was content with being single, basically. But now that I'm actually in one, I can apply what I've learned from my previous relationship to make this one better.
>>
>>53848245
People who can't learn from the past are doomed to repeat their mistakes, but people who don't make any mistakes to begin with aren't any more likely to know what they are doing.
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>>53848262
SDA lies.
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>>53848241
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>>53848263
That's most people then, anon. You might think you're a wise god that benefited from your shitty girlfriend, but most people don't 'benefit' that way. Most people are better off for not having those bad relationships.
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>>53848245
I had one relationship go bad, but in hindsight it gave me some much needed maturity that helps me not fuck up my current relationship
>>
If anything, this whole thing just proves ZBG is a one hit wonder.
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>>53848272
No, I'm a fool for having none at all, but I know that if I ever do I won't have any clue what I'm doing and almost certainly ruin it.
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>>53848287
To be fair 2 efforts aren't really enough to make that call
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>>53848183
>I would have expected SOMETHING in the description
Blame Celt it was idea make on big reference to pic related.
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>>53848312

ZBG, If I take shunned of forgotten my waifu is still with me or is affected by the drawbacks?
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>>53848269
Why does 4chan have that attracts so many autists?
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>>53848301
>People with no experience making presumptions on relationships.
Alright. Had no idea that's what you were doing.
>>
>>53848256
It was a blowjob practice joke man, put away you're raging tits.
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>>53848331
>people with no experience making presumptions on what people with no experience will do in relationships
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>>53848333
Do you know how people do blowjob practice? They give fellatio to inanimate objects. Like carrots. She sucks off carrots. That's fucking disgusting. No reason to expect she'd stop either.
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>>53848323
Because this place was created by Something Awful throwing out all the pedophiles.

Except those who we also mods, I guess.
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>>53848319
You're waifus the only person who ISN'T affected as far as I can tell.
Celt wrote that bit, so you should ask him.
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>>53848319
Waifu is not affected by those costs.
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>>53848287
I thought it was pretty good. The only people kicking shit are autists.
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>>53848354

Thanks for answering ZBG.
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>>53848363
>He's just ignoring me
All around me are familiar faces...
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>>53848362
So everyone but you is an autist?
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>>53848362
>The only people kicking shit are autists
Standard thread practice
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>>53848372

are you alright anon?
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>>53848342
People shoving food into their crotch makes me vomit.
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>>53844829
I want to see that !
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>>53848426
No crotches were involved until you brought it up, you crotch.
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>>53848197
You fucking twit. You can have more than one emotional experience in your life, and later ones can be stronger than earlier ones.

I don't know why I'm bothering to reply to a bait post in a dead thread
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>>53848744
Treating food sexually in general makes me sick too.
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>>53844546
>Regal Cookie
For becoming world leader and I've always wanted to be an eloquent speaker.

>Red Bean Soup
For fun. Mostly for the flying. But also for some of the defensive capabilities.
>Custard Tart
For the information/library, plus the incredible potential
>Old Military Cap
To enhance leadership abilities, especially the clever and quick mind
>Jade Ring
To enhance leadership abilities as well, and hopefully negate the urge to conquer and destroy given by the old military cap by a bit

>Hou
For her wisdom and cunning to help me lead. Though to be honest, I'm more attracted to Shu.

>Mute
The only option I'm fine with that lets me travel around the world for a year with Hou, since she does want to travel. I would actually like to make her happy if possible, after all.

Hopefully the hat wouldn't make me genocide a third of the world. I'd use it sparingly.
>>
>>53848323
>>53848351
...why hasn't anything like this happened in the last year?

I feel like a lot of the magic just went away when I wasn't looking
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>>53838932
Can I write on myself with the pen? For example, if i'd write "happy" everyday on myself, will i be constantly happy?
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