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More like JUST Beleren
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>>53834958
>When you nutted but she keeps on sucking
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>>53834958
Is Jace kill?
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>>53835516
Yes. The League is now traveling to the Golden City in Ixalan to find the secret treasure to bring Jace and Eslpeth back to life. And they have to do it within one year as that is when Bolas will invade Ravnica. Chandra has gone to Dominaria to train with a fabled legendary wizard that fought in the Brothers War so that she can master both red and blue mana.
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>>53835598
What about worst girl?
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>>53835598
Wait, why is Bolas invading Ravnica?
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>>53835516
>>53835598
>>53836420
Actually it seems like jace lost his memory again and may or may not have gone feral. Also legendary planeswalkers I guess.
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>>53835598
>Dominaria to train with a fabled legendary wizard that fought in the Brothers War so that she can master both red and blue mana
just make it Jaya and I'm in
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>>53836445
To find his long-lost son, Niv-Mizzet.
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>>53834958
>member of the GW
>defeated
Why is this allowed?
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>>53834958
>That highly specific interaction
We YGO now
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>>53836420
Unclear, but I'd bet she survives. The only other monogreen walkers are Garruk (not monogreen anymore) and Freyalise (actually ded), so unless Wizards is going to try to make another monogreen walker with enough fluff to make everybody give a shit, Nissa ain't going anywhere. To be sure though, she's definitely getting fucked up and may have to try to recruit Garruk to hunt the most dangerous game
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>>53836462
Pretty sure the Brother's War happened a good 2900 years before she was born.
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>>53836420
>land destruction in monogreen
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>>53836671

It's happened before with ICE STORM. This one is very specifically limited to Forest type lands though.
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>>53836671
A little, but green has had land destruction as far back as Unlimited (Ice Storm) and "noncreature permanent" destruction forever (Bramblecrush, Woodfall Primus, etc)
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>>53836560
"Counter target blue spell" makes it good enough to play on its own.
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>>53836831
>t.buttblasted Timmy
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>>53836603
I meant scrub out the Blue/Red Bros War Veteran nonsense and have her find the Task Mage. Super Oldwalkers post-Mending shouldn't be alive anyways
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>>53836671

Ice Storm
Feast of Worms
Mwonvuli Acid-Moss
Desecration Plague
Creeping Mold
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>>53836921
That would also include Jaya then, because she's nearly 2000 years old or so.
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>>53834958
An answer to Mind Sculptor only 7 years late
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>>53836671
The Bolas-color-hate cards are all using their own tricks against them or sabotaging what they're good at.
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>>53834958
>>53836420
Shit there'd better not be a Lilian's version. Jund would get assfucked even harder.
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>>53837069

The liliana version is actually the best out of the lot.

B
Sorcery
Destroy target black creature or black planeswalker. If it was Liliana planeswalker, its controller loses 3 life.
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>>53837315
>mfw
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>>53837435
^salty owner of a foil layset of Liliana's, ur tears are delicious

kek
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>>53838222
>wanting your deck to curl
Although I did pick up a set of textless Bolts back when they were like $10 a pop and now they're like $40 a pop
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>>53837315
>red one deals 5 damage
>black destroys
how is that ok?
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>>53836902
It will show up in the control mirror more than anywhere else famalam
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FUCK HOUR OF DEVASTATION, LET'S TALK ABOUT FUCKING PIRATES AND DINOSAURS
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>>53838237
good on ya! No sarcasm.

Im just jealous Im poor and cant afford Lilies, oh well
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>>53836560

What is Pyroblast?
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>>53838330
a near must-have in my circle of friends as i run mono red dragons
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>>53838311

Because they're colour specific.
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>>53838311
Because red deals damage and black destroys.

I would have preferred the black one forcing to sacrifice, but that's life.
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>>53836671
Carl you're an idiot, play a record.
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>>53838321
But why would i do that when i can't even enjoy the art? I didn't come here for indie pixels: the gathering.
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>>53838311
because Chandra wins
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>>53838325
That's not being poor, that's having common sense
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>>53838414
i know, but red also costs less usually, here red is a direct downgrade.
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>>53838311
Red is instant, black is sorcery
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>>53838330
he is talking about the "if it was a Jace planeswalker spell" part, idiot.
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>>53838321
For the Blind:

>Burning Sun Avatar
>3RRR
>Elemental Avatar
>When Burning Sun Avatar ETBs, it deals 3 damage to target opponent and 3 damage to up to one target creature
>"???????????? the spark of ???????????" — Chandra, Lightning Weilder
>6/6
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>>53838513
Black always has better spot removal. That's just how things work in Magic. The best one-mana removal in red right now is Lightning Axe. The best one-mana removal in black is fucking Fatal Push.

Besides, it's still Lightning Axe with two upsides, man. That's pretty acceptable.
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>>53838738
>Chandra, Lightning Wielder

She finally figured out something that isn't Fire.

Bolas having a positive influence once again. All they needed was some negative reinforcement.
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>>53838311
>Painter's Servant, naming red
>stuffy doll
>4 of these
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>>53838743
>>53838513
>>53838414
>>53838311

Also is no one gonna mention the Red one is an Instant and the Black one is a sorcery?
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>>53838738
That looks like an I at the end of the name.
Might not be Chandra
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>>53838422
Look, all I'm sayin' is, they don't print many of those any more, do they?
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>>53838738
>Chandra, Lightning Weilder
I thought we were done with the Gatewatch, but here we go again. Oh well, at least I get my fucking dinosaurs finally. The only good thing they've done since starting this shit show
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>>53838863
>I could eat a land at night.
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>>53836671
What is Acidic Slime?
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>>53838865
It's flavor text, who cares?

We had Allosaurus Rider and Old Fogey.
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>>53838938
Ehh...bit like a jellyfish, innit? Plus that's what I'm sayin'...hasn't been knockin' about in Standard since M13.
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>>53838738
>Chandra, Lightning Weilder
Probably not Chandra. They don't refer to Planeswalkers with their titles in flavour text anymore.
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>>53838738
>Chandra

Clearly says something else m8.
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>>53839102
I read something like Chalani or something. There's definitely and "i" at the end of the name.
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>>53838611

And I'm pointing out that he's a retard, and that targeting a specific type of planeswalker is no different than targeting a different color. Which the game has always had.
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>>53838865
I will find a way to make a competent 5 color dinosaur commander, so help me.
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>>53838321
>>53838865

FUCK YEAH DINOSAURS
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>>53837013
lmao magic age slowing water
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>>53839167
Have you not seen the naya >>53839181
legendary dinosaur yet? Looks to me like blue and black have no dinosaurs in them.

>mfw legendary T-Rex commander.

I need some cost reduction stuff and ramp asap.
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>>53838321
>>53839181
Fuck maybe it does say Dinosaur
How does this fit into the flavor of Egypt, though?
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>>53839211
It...doesn't?
It fits into Aztec Dinosaurs and Pirates World.
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>>53839211
This is the set after Hour of Destruction, on Ixalan instead of Amonkhet

>>53839204
But I want an avatar in all colors ;-;
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>>53839211
>How does this fit into the flavor of Egypt, though?

It doesn't, good job these aren't spoilers for the shitty hour of cuckening set.


>>53839234
Why though? There's no dinosaurs in black or blue at all.
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>>53839252
>no dinosaurs in black or blue at all.
yet.
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>>53839234
Oh thank god that makes more sense

>>53839233
Eyy, esperame gringo
So you be sayin we was dinosaurs, ese?
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>>53839270
We've seen the whole rare sheet for ixalan, there's not a single rare or mythic dinosaur in black or blue.

Naya is the wedge of dinosaurs, grixis is for pirates and the merfolk and vampires just go wherever the fuck they feel like it.
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>>53838947
You're right and by the sounds of it, it's not even her. I was just getting salty that we were going to have to deal with them again this soon I understand Jace is in it, which is fine since it's only one of them. If it's one of those cunts per set, and they never get back together, I'll be happy Also, he's a lizard but Imperiosaur is nice looking I've got an old Pygmy Allosaurus and Allosaurus Rider, but my Old Fogey disappeared somewhere :^(
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>>53838738
For the less blind:

"Tilonaffi's .... ... carry the spark of ... (looks like "igh" or "lgh" but that makes fuck all sense unless there's a sun called Igh or Lgh) unlimited(?) destruction(?) in all ... Ighta(?) bodies" - Chatalan, lighting wielder

Most of it is just fill in the blanks but some of that seems to refer to places or beings/people of the plane.
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>>53839350
Just Gatherer for saur. There's Fungusaur, Dromosaur, and a bunch of others.
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>>53836459
Jace is either LARPing as Tarzan or a pirate. The former seems more story appropriate, the latter seems more character appropriate.
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>>53839298
Merfolk are in Blue-Green, Vampires are in Black-White.
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>>53839350
Don't forget stuff like shivan raptor, deathmist raptor and imperiosaur are likely to get errata'd to being dinosaurs too.

I imagine there will be plenty of uncommon and common dinosaurs of various costs in addition to these.
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>>53839350
I too like Imperiosaur, but this nigga is where it's at.
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>>53838865
Not even close. WotC realized that players disliked the Gatewatch but assumed it was merely because there were too many cards of them in Standard at the same time. So they're rolling back on that; the main five won't necessarily have at least one Standard legal card at every single time, and not every story will involve all five original members. They're still the main characters of the story, however, and every set from now on will still be about at least one Gatewatch member doing stuff.
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Wait does this mean Ajani's defeated too?
Wait did he even bother to show up on Amonkhet.
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>>53839759
Ajani wasn't on Amonkhet, he asked the Gatewatch to meet him on Dominaria but they ditched him to be big damn heroes.
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>>53839797
Ajani
Smartest member of the gatewatch.
Oh wait no, Ajani is gonna get all bummed out because he wasn't there to sage them.
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>>53839837
Ajani has been set up to be the wise mentor type. He shows up in Ixalan at some point though, probably to pull back the Gatewatch members. Right now my guess is they get somehow scattered across the multiverse after Bolas crushes them ("Jace, Something Castaway") and Ajani is gonna try and bring them back together, perhaps with a small "I told you so"
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>>53839410
I'm interested in seeing the explanation for green merfolk and white vampires. That's some weird ass shit. I feel merfolk fits as a UG tribe but I don't know how the heck you flavor mono green merfolk.
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>>53839444
>>53839391
>>53839430
Why thank you kind anons, I'll add them and any of the new ones as well to my Jurassic Park. Sorry
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>>53839911
Aquatic dinosaur men.
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>>53839911
Vampires appear to be some kind of Catholic Church stand-in on Ixalan. Which makes sense. Catholics drink blood every week.
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>>53834958
Press S to spit on gravewatch
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>>53839759
>Old man wise Ajani
>being dumb enough to fight Bolas
>being dumb enough to not prep time the everloving shit out of round 2 with Bolas

Ajani was smart and went off to probably figure out how to get Elspeth out of the underworld and go do some research on the mending (because it's the only event in magic that actually made Bolas weak/beatable).

He'll turn up on Ixalan to snap Jace out of whatever he's doing, drag him to Dominaria to sort something out and then bugger off to go find the rest of the gatewatch...or better yet he'll go find Karn and ditch the kiddies for a while.
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>>53841564
Did many he chimp out and fight him during Alara?
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>Gatewatch splits up
>Bolas forcibly takes Chandra under his dragon wing to replace Sarkhan
>Breaks her mind and fixes it until she's loyal to him
>Suddenly Ken Troop is the only one writing Chandra stories
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>>53836598
>monogreen
She's simic, senpai.
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>>53836420
The flavor text should've just been

>"Who the fuck are you, where is Garruk?" - Nicol Bolas
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>>53836671
beast within
mvwoli acid moss
acidic slime
terrastadon
creeping mold
desecration plauge
decimate
feast of worms
Ice storm
reclaiming vines
reap and sow
winters grasp

Abd thats not even 100% of greens ld package.
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>>53842262
>T1 Arbor Elf
>T2 Utopia Sprawl Mwonvuli Acid Moss
This play makes me ROCK hard. Blew someone out last Modern event I went to with a T2 Chandra Torch.
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I really really wish Magic spoilers would go from "What planeswalkers will be in this set?" to "Will there be a planeswalker in this set?".
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>>53842290
That strat is old as dirt anon. You would probably like to play ponza.
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>>53839066
>hasn't been knockin' about in Standard since M13.
And that's just one of many reasons why standard sucked since then. Going back is a GOOD thing.
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>>53842367
I already do ;^)
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>>53836598
What if Ajani becomes monogreen?
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>>53842394
you savage
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>>53842498
( " )(o_o)( " )
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>>53842445
W -> WR - > W -> WG -> G

What a wild ride.
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>>53842721
Im fucking sick of red characters turning green
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UNTAP
UNKEEP
DRAAAAAAAAWRRR
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>eternalise is just black embalm
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>>53842782
>first card shown with eternalize is white
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>>53842802
I mean it turns into a black zombie.

I'm really enjoying how the crowd is on Bolas' side
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>bolt at 3 mana

pretty sad
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>>53842818
Even on WoTC pandering show, the crowd sides against Gatewatch. It is poetry.
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>>53842850
Yeah it actually is pretty disappointing. Everyone who's played Magic for more than the last year or two knows that Lightning Bolt exists. God they actually consider Searing Spear too powerful for standard.
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Holy crap a good wrath.
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>no more 4 mana wraths
>if you really REALLY need a wrath though here's one for 3 that hits pws artifacts and enchantments
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>>53843015

still not bad if you have to pay 3www
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Oh my god this stream is atrocious.

>>53842981
You mean Planar Cleansing?
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Live footage of the GP stream right now.
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WotC is having an awful week with their marketing.
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>bolas tricks the gatewatch into falling over

I hope that's canon.
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I like this a lot.
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>>53843204
Time to dust off those fuckin' Fume Spitters lad PogChamp
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>>53839911
We had monowhite merfolk on Lorwyn already.
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>>53843204
Oh boy everlasting torment colors for edh.
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>>53843155
>WotC is having an awful week with their marketing.
>Fantastic Five are most applauded when they print cards directly referencing them getting curbstomped
>Have successfully waffled on practically every design decision they talked up in the past 5 years
>Acted like aloof cunts when their special twist for Shadows was predicted since the set was announced
>Brag about how they hire diversity trainers to make better characters, get flak for paper thin veneer of culture in their "India inspired plane"
>Lead spokesperson for the game is essentially on 24/7 damage control
"an awful week" is one hell of an understatement. Saying that their marketing team is out of touch doesn't even do it justice.
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>>53843204
So, guessing The Locust God and The Scarab God are UB and UR (not necessarily in that order)
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>>53843204
"The Scorpion God"
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>>53843204
I love everything about this, finally something fun to build for RB EDH
Also calling it now the three remaining gods will be Bolas' colors, so BR, UB, and UR
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>>53843204
That shit better be a placeholder name I swear to fuck.
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>>53843268
Don't forget someone posting pics of a foil rare sheet for a future set right when they want eyes on the imminent one.
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>>53843299

nope it's the real name. just like the locust god will be called "the locust god"
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Damnation is going to be an invocation
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>>53843281
>>53843299
>>53843375

Nobody remembers their actual names, so of course they are just "The <blank> God".
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>>53843312
Wish I could hear them scream in rage when they came out. Fucking dickwads deserve all the shit coming their way. Time for them to get a reality check, or fucking burn for their hubris.
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>>53843403

well not the amonkhet, because they're all shitty and boring, but everyone can name every theros god.
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>>53843428
Only the main colour ones and Keranos.
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It's another 'the angels are evil' episode.
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>>53843470
Not surprised. Anything religious must be evil, no matter the religion. Except for vikings, cus they kewl! Fucking Norse faggots.
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>>53843428

Story wise Bolas literally wiped out the knowledge of these three gods by brainwashing the other 5 gods and genociding every person on Amonkhet who could speak.
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>>53843470
Does this mean that bolas has a bunch of pet birds he keeps around to big brother the shit out of his planes
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>>53843268
this is really a culmination of inevitability for WoTC.

they run their company like a shitty 80's retail store, they absolutely have done nothing to modernize or upgrade how they do things.

for fucks sakes they don't even have in house artists, they commission absolutely everything, they have to hire someone for every job that isn't designing the card itself.

they only exist because they have no competition in the west.
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>>53843470
It's another "obligatory angels because fuck imaginative white color races" episodes.

Now just need a hydra and demon and we have everything.
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>>53843470
I mean if the religion is based on unknowing Bolas-worship that's what you'd expect.
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>>53843503
This was oldwalker Bolas, so I imagine even if white mana's not his specialty he could easily whip up a few shitty angels to keep his new religion running.
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>>53843470
>>53843483
>Expecting anything else.
Modernism is cancer.
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It wouldn't make any sense to have ""good"" angels. This is not an assault whatever your brand of Christianity is. It's just a fucking fantasy story.
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>>53843516
Current bolas still understands and can use g/w magic but these angels are the planes natural angels warped by bolas' oldwalker magic. They arent mook avacyns, theyre just fucked up chumps.
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>>53843510
I understand how 40Kfags feel now
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>>53843520
I'm not surprised, but I can still piss vinegar because I don't like it. As it's late and I'm tired so I can't tell, but did you just insult me?
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>>53843519
Called it
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>>53843519

still looks worse than the traditional art work.
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>>53843519
looks dumb, its just Bolas, the atual action of something being damned is so minor.

I miss when WoTC allowed minimalist art, now everything is so fucking busy.
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>>53842166
You called
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>>53843649
Bolas is the calamity instead of a black hole, its fine art compared to that card frame
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You know, I'm wondering if perhaps Gift of the God-Pharaoh is a reanimation spell version of eternalize.
Something like...'Return target creature in your graveyard to the battlefield, except it's a Zombie in addition to its other creature types, is black, and has base power and toughness 4/4'
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>>53843594
No, you're probably way too tired.
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all they needed was just 1 Foolish Samurai Warrior, yet they didn't bring him.

what exactly were they going to kill him WITH anyways?
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>>53843268
Don't forget said diversity consultant stabbed wizards in the back like a year latter. Never give these fuckers an inch.
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>>53843750
I should go to bed, but my Happy Days torrent is almost done and hate fucking seeding.
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>>53843758
the irony is Samut, the new Walker is a far better character who just happens to be black than Kaya, who's artifical as fuck.

and Samut gets to join the gatewatch and Kaya was discarded.
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>>53843806
>gatewatch
>existing after HOU
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>>53843821
this what we call the dip in the hero's journey where they are put up against something they can't win, they then go train and come back and overcome.

its been done literally since the dawn of storytelling, all of them will go and find themselves or fix themselves and come back stronger.
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>>53843806
That speaks volumes more about how shit Kaya is then anything good about Samut.
Samut is shit, her dead bird friend had more personality in half a story than she's shown the entire time so far.
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>>53843755
Theyre gunna lose, and the foolish samurai is on dominaria
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>>53836671
Thermokarst
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>>53839181
I'm making a dino EDH and I don't care how crappy it ends up being.
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thanks wizards
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>>53843867
>>53843806
>>53843758

The problem for Kaya is that Kaya has literally has nothing to her:
>small mention of a privileged background
>Ghost assassin
>Hired to kill a ghost but kills the client because he killed it
>Kills Brago and escapes
Literally nothing else happen. All that work for her is not going to be seen until WotC brings her out for a mainline set.
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>>53844062
Fuck off.
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>>53844062
Why do you hurt me so
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>>53844062
Based Wizards, finally making a fair bolt.
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>>53844062
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>>53844062
other colors just get to kill the creature for this cost.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kMpETdRLiw
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>>53844062
the absolute state of the color red summed up right here.
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>>53844062
>Lightning strike is now too OP.
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>>53843806
Kaya would be racist as fuck if a black woman didn't write her.
>has an afro
>weird speech patterns probably meant to evoke ebonics
>comes from a privileged position but was wronged by society and ended up on the wrong side of the law
>only meaningful contribution to the plot that introduced her is killing an old white politician
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>>53844062

it's so funny how bad spells have got in relation to creatures. it's like they actually want the game to fully become hearthstone. meanwhile

Pushed Elemental 1WG
Flash
When ~ comes into play, two target creatures gain indestructible and lifelink until end of turn
WG: Return ~ to its owners hand.
2/4
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>>53844062

What the fuck happened to WotC?

Did they really go so far onto the all-creature circlejerk that this is considered balanced and not un-fun? Do they follow Riot's whole "we must eliminate toxicity" train?

Pic unrelated, it's from an actually good game in its prime.
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>>53844187
You forgot
Rarity: Common
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Isn't Bolas supposed to be the most powerful, intelligent, wise and experienced planeswalker by a HUGE margin? Like, how are they not dead every time they fight him?
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>>53844192
Tbh the reason why bolt is so iconic is because it's strong as fuck. Not saying this makes Open Fire acceptable, it's trash, but bolt isn't exactly balanced.
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>>53844062

Atleast we can actually hit the face at instant speed...
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>>53844224
he lost most of his power with the Mending, and is an incredible egotist.

he was beaten, and KILLED mind you, by a single foolish samurai warrior (mortal even)
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>>53843015
A strictly better Planar Cleansing (if that's a 3)!

>>53843519
Ooh! A Bamratior reprint!

>>53844073
Not to mention that mechanically, this character (likely self-insert) acts more like a thief and maybe also a kidnapper or extortionist. If she was an assassin, especially one of the undead, she would either have some sort of Hallowed Moonlight effect and/or a -?/-? effect.

It's also funny to me that this character mechanically unintentionally resembles an unfortunate stereotype of PoC.
Pilferer of Color
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>>53844224
Planeswalkers are hard as fuck to kill, they can almost always just walk away.
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>>53844298
this card is not seeing play in standard.>>53844187

comparing fucking Tireless Tracker to most spells right now is a joke, the card does it all, by comparison sorceries and instants are hyper narrow and as always one off.
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>>53844224
Things have to go according to plan or he becomes retarded
See: How he almost died in a 1v1 against Umezawa, almost died in a 1v1 to Ajani, and almost died in a 1v1 to Ugin (except his plan actually worked against Ugin).
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>>53844175

>has an afro

...seriously? That's just fucking hair, that's not a fro at all.
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>>53844307

A foolish Samurai Warrior, especially when wielding a magic sword, is the ultimate weapon against ultimate evil.
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>>53844332
he DID die to Umezawa.

only a literal fluke of luck did he come back, Venser had a mutant spark and when he got near Bolas's death spot he got to come back.
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>>53844307
>he lost most of his power with the Mending
Didn't hey all? Doesn't it even out?
>>53844321
How does that work? A vastly more powerful planeswalker can't kill a weaker one? Or were you talking about plot armor?
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>>53844245

The only reason, the ONLY REASON, that people don't think of Bolt as OP is because Ancestral Recall is Ancestral Fucking Recall, and Dark Ritual isn't much worse.

Open Fire IS absolutely trash, though.
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>>53844353
if only Bolas flung Umezawa into the future of Kamigawa where his evil is LAW we could have had Cyber-Kamigawa, where the Fool now seeks to return to the past on Dominaria to undo what is Bolas.

and the set would work perfectly since its a closed loop, he comes back and finishes him off like he actually did.
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>>53844381
not really, they were all weakened, but there is a bottom baseline, and Bolas was brought closer to the bottom, meaning its easier to fight and kill him now.

before if you stuck a sword in his neck he'd just undo the damage, now he'd bleed, for instance.
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>>53844392
>Cyber-Kamigawa
This is the only way I would enjoy a return to Kamigawaand even then they'll wear it's skin like buffalo bill and make me cry
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>>53844382

Ironically, with the current creature heavy meta, Healing Salve might almost be useful if direct damage weren't such shit.
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>>53844418
No. The mending took the power boost by a walker spark down to 0, but walkers are still stronger than nonwalkers since they have more spells to pick from.
It's just that bolas, without a power boost, is STILL a fucking elder dragon
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>>53844381
Only the Oldwalkers that went through the mending got weakened by the mending, but they were used to having all their oldwalker power so they feel weak as fuck postmending, while all the new-walkers (like Jace/Gideon) never had oldwalker power so they're just used to their normal power level.
You usually can't have a long and drawn-out fight against a walker (which Bolas ideally would do if he could) since they'll just planeswalk away when they realize they're in trouble, so you usually have to beat them quickly / one-shot them / find a way to stop them from planeswalking away or they'll just walk away.
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>>53844381
>How does that work? A vastly more powerful planeswalker can't kill a weaker one? Or were you talking about plot armor?
I don't see what there is to be confused about. Any planeswalker can always just flee from mortal danger unless caught in very special circumstances.
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>>53844448
that is exactly what I said, just differently.

though some beings are strangly different, such as Elspeth who is clearly super-human to a high-degree and only her dubious phyrexian past to explain it, she's some sort of experiment gone right.
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>>53844456
pre-mending that shit did not work, another walker can follow you through the blind eternities easily
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So have they even hinted at what they're doing with New Phyrexia? They went through an entire block of it killing off an old beloved plane to come back and be the big bad guys of MTG again and then promptly forgot about them and wanked the Eldrazi and Bolas several more times and then decided we needed to visit Ancient Greece, Ancient Egypt, Ancient Dragon Siberia, and now Ancient Mesopotamia before getting back to the good shit.

Has there been a single block since Scars of Mirrodin/OG Innistrad that's been even half as good as either of those?
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>>53844496
well they can't leave fucking New Phyrexia and if they did there wouldn't be any way to stop them other than Elspeth hulking out/going Angel Walker on their ass.
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>>53844062

I don't mind this, lightning bolt is so good you can add 2 mana and its still a decent limited common
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>>53844496
Nigger what? What block is mesopotamia? Your ass?
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>>53844520
>well they can't leave fucking New Phyrexia
All the designer interviews and shit during that period were talking about how they brought back Phyrexia to be a major antagonist in the multiverse again, and the flavor text on cards in NPH was already hinting at them experimenting with ways to travel to new planes, not to mention the original Phyrexia already did this.

Emrakul made it to innistrad, I think the highly intelligent civilization of mad scientists can figure something out.
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>>53844552
Sorry I meant mesoamerica. Ixalan.
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>>53844496
Karn basically gave up on New Phyrexia, he's checking all the other planes he visited to make sure he didn't drip any oil over there and make multiple New Phyrexias.
Once he's done checking the other planes he can go back and probably just nuke New Phyrexia out of existence if the Phyrexians haven't found a way to travel the blind eternities by then (which they probably wouldn't since it took a while for even the OG Phyrexians led by Yawg'moth to do that).
Most other walkers don't actually know about New Phyrexia.
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>>53844552
Ixalan is probably what he's talking about, but it's more Caribbean.
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>>53843806
>a literal terrorist is better than tofu: the negro
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>>53844603
Emrakul can literally planeswalk.

the only way to make portals post-mending is to utilize a massive amount of Aether and brute force your way through.

and like I said, if they did "get through" somewhere its over, there isn't any real way to win against them this time.
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how long until eldrazi dinosaurs?

that shit would suck
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>>53844603

Emrakul is a being of the blind eternties she can naturally planeswalk better than Planeswalkers.
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>>53843204
>Cant go into Atraxa

REEEEEEE
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>>53844633
They didn't have an entire block telling the story of New Phyrexia so they could have Karn nuke it off-screen. They brought them back to be the new Big Bad force after the Eldrazi and Nicol Bolas were dealt with - but now Bolas is just lolwinning (which admittedly is great because fuck the Gaywatch) so it's like, where is NPH fitting in this again? They are by far the most interesting and terrifying villains in the story, all these random new sideshow blocks are getting old.
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>>53844073
I'm pretty sure Kaya only exist for the inevtible return to return to ravnica, so Teysa has someone to hire to "get rid off" the obdezat...
Or maybe Nicol Bolas will hire her for his "spirit Dragon" problem
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>>53843806
Best black walker coming through.
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>>53844632
what this guy said >>53844636
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>>53844674
terrifying yes, but interesting? not really, we had 10 straight years of Phyrexians, they are pretty well played, they aren't a complicated group of villians even now with being 5 colors (with red not being villianous) they are just literally the Borg+Cenobites from Hellraiser, (which is what they always were)
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>>53844704
Sadly they can't have him around cause he has more character than "AYO HOL UP"
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>>53844448
I keep saying it and it remains true enough, Bolas is a Vintage player stuck in Standard. All this experience, knowledge, and past access to better spells than anyone else, but he can't for the life of him use them anymore. So he curbstomps others with the most effective and invasive spells he can get. Lamenting all the power he's lost since the Mending even though he's still utterly broken.
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>>53843490
What why?
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>>53844713
I mean if you want to simplify it down you can make anything in magic sound that simple.

Nicol Bolas is just an evil dragon Dark Lord schemer. Eldrazi are just cthulhu.

But the amount of worldbuilding in Phyrexia as a civilization makes them as deep and characterful as a whole plane with all their subfactions and subfactions within subfactions and multiple Praetors with competing agendas and philosophies.
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>>53844762
phyrexians are literally Borg-Cenobites, as told to us by their designers.

they were never that complicated, especially old Phyrexians who were just EEEEEVILLLL.

cool imagry, don't get me wrong, but even now its just different variations of the original Phyrexians with one of their aspects draped over the color it closely ties with.
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>>53844760
To do whatever he did in this block
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>>53844760
Bolas wants to be the only one that gets worshipped, he doesn't feel like competing with the old Gods for their devotion and he's strong enough to keep the old gods as his secret weapon while keeping the others brainwashed into serving him.
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>>53844806
They can't really be complex characters since, other then the "Broken" ones, they're void of emotions or empathy
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>>53844762
you can fluff it up any way you like, they are assimilation driven "evil" boogeyman.

that do various BDSM tortures on you before replacing your bits with other bits and making it look incredibly unstreamlined and shoddy as fuck.

I have no idea how they are so advanced when all their shit looks slapdash as fuck with the Preators being the major exception.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmWuwqR5qjA
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>>53844760

Because he is harvesting something from Amonkhet, and that required repurposing three of the gods and brain washing the rest to set up a Logan's Run/Hunger Game crossover situation. Theory is he was trying to harvest Planeswalker Sparks, or possibly the mummies themselves. We don't know yet.
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>>53844062
>need to play baral to get lightining strike
Fucking r&d
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>>53844485
Post mending that shit only works because planeswalkers cant tell where they are teleporting witbout being familiar with the plane, where before the mending that dumb shit concept didnt even half make sense.
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>>53844662
>playing atraxa
holy shit
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>>53844392
The umezawa that killed bolas was his dominarian grandson, tetsuo. Bolas' death is extra embarassing because he died on his homeplane in DOMINARIA'S most potent leylines of grixis energy, which by itself probably has more grixis energy than some planes total available mana.
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So Ugin is building a team of planeswalkers that aren't going to lose like a bunch of scrubs, right?
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>>53845020
No hes going to undo the mending and use first adapter and first move advantages to fuck Bolas in the ass.
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>>53845020
No, hes probably trying to deal with his crippling weakness
>ugin vs jace in zendikar jace survives twice against ugin
>bolas vs jace in almondcat jace gets brain problem'd
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>>53845014
I'm away, he'd still fling Tetsuo to Kamigawa's future because why the fuck not.

I want cyborg-Katana wielding punk moon bunnies.
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>>53845054

No, he strips Bolas of his power and turns him into a qt girl dragon. Then he fucks Nicole Bolass in the ass.
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>>53843519
Art is gross and the invocation border is gross, it's just gross.
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>>53845193
You have that backwards, bolas is one one who will be doing the mounting. Ugin hasnt won a single planeswalker duel from what we've seen and while his card kicks ass he sucks dick.
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>>53845232

But you can't turn Ugin into a girl's name.
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>>53844704
>>53844724
Both Koth and Tezzeret are better black characters than Kaya or Samut, but because they're male they don't hit maximum diversity points.

They even had Teferi at one point, all 3 of them are better characters than the token offerings of Nu-Wizards.
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>>53845266
Easy. Ugina.
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>>53845286
Tez is of the Rob-Zombie race, not really black (he's like half black or something)

here he is crewing a vehicle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqQuihD0hoI
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>>53845286
I can't tell if Tezzeret is black. I thought he was Mediterranean or European.
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>>53844062
Searing spear/lighting strike too OP for standard, 2 mana to kill some of their pushed as fuck sorceries with power and toughness boxes would hurt standard too much.

I feel they keep adding more and more costs to burn in particular because they use 2 things to sell boosters:

>planeswalkers, which can be killed with burn
>over powered undercosted creatures, which should be killable with burn

I'm glad I hopped on the EDH meme train back when standard was at it's lowest for years (cawblade standard) and never looked back at 60 card formats since.

This card is ass, I remember when I thought yamabushi's flame was utter shit.
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>>53845184
WotC has stated multiple times that they won't do a "futuristic" set because they feel it doesn't match the themes of Magic. Kaladesh and maybe Vryn is probably the closest we will ever get.

I on the other hand want a Warring States Kamigawa, where each color has it's own warlord type character trying to conquer/unite the whole plane under one banner. Tons of Legendary characters show up only to die pretty consistently and be replaced by others. Meanwhile the spirits, who have all but abandoned the mortals after the ancient Kami war, are starting to take notice of the constant combat below and are starting to investigate/take bets/find champions.
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>>53845402
>have a game where you can go anywhere and have the setting be anything

>arbitrarily set very very constraining rules on this supposed freedom

I feel that WoTC makes insane rules for themselves to the point they actively hurt their own growth and potential, this goes all the way to R&D, they just make up these crazy restrictions based on what they think we give a fuck about.
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>>53835598
>the egypt and then ravnica set leak was real after all

Damn /tg/, sometimes you impress me. Although that leak did say this set would be a spiritual successor to kamigawa...
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>>53844366
What? So did Teferi duel the ghost of Bolas who still kicked his ass during timespiral?
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>>53845482
he got res'd shortly before that duel.

also for all the dickriders in this thread on Bolas's junk, he even openly admits he pales compared to Jeska's power, so Bolas was not the be-all-end-all, and was surpassed by Jeska before her death in which she re-wrote the multiverse.
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>>53845347
>>53845377
Has dreads, darker skinned than even Greek Gideon...He's at least half and half (which was enough for black people to claim Obama as their own) so he counts.

Even without him, Teferi and Koth are good characters and both of them were/are walkers.
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>>53845482
Bolas' corpse sucked some aether from vensers mutated spark and it gave bolas enough mana to ressurect himself.
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I havent touched mtg since Dragons of Tarkir.

Why hasn't Ugin slapped Bolas's shit yet?
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>>53844704
Koth is so fucking cool.
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>>53845571
Because he fucking sucks dude
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>>53845507
Jeska had raw power for sure, Bolas is just a crafty cunt is all.

>>53845571
Because Ugin is too busy playing with Eldrazi corpses and crying about the fact they killed 2 of the titans (probably because he helped make them...what a tweeest)
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>>53845571
because Ugin isn't an idiot, he knows, implicitly, that Bolas has had a lot of time to do whatever he wants, meaning bolas is in a position of power and knowledge that he doesn't have.

its far smarter to play recon and utilize the fact Bolas thinks Ugin is dead to his advantage.
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>>53843299
>>53843281
If you actually read the story you'd know they're tools of destruction used by Bolas so he took away their names. But of course you don't.
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>>53834958
This card represents the moment why Jace is an amnesiac pirate in Ixalan, right?
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>>53839181

5RGW
Legendary Creature-Dinosaur Avatar
Trample, vigilance, haste

Whenever Gishark Sun Avatar deals combat damage to a player, reveal that many cards from the top of your library. Put any number of Dinosaur creature cards onto the battlefield and the rest at the bottom of your library in a random order.

So it's basically Maelstrom Wanderer?
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>>53845665
Yeah, bolas is gunna mindrape jace and steal his harem.
Also as a side note both dack fayden and jace have become sailors of some sort so expect a jace themed pretty-high tide soon.
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>>53845655
Did they ever explain why Ugin and Bolas don't like each other? Like, apparently it goes back before the Mending when Bolas wasn't doing weird experiments to make himself an oldwalker again. Whatever they're fighting about, does it really matter anymore? They could just do their own things for a while.
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>>53845571
I'm guessing he doesn't really know where Bolas is. IIRC the Gatewatch only found him because Tezz outright told them, and they decided not to tell Ugin about it. Presumably Bolas has gotten pretty good at hiding from other Planeswalkers at this point.
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>>53844731
Bolas is the embodiment of every player who wants Draw-Go to be the top deck again.
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>>53845620

This is the best flavor text to card text relationship
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>>53845776
when your so old that even history can't go back far enough, I suppose ideology becomes everything, and your ideological enemy must be destroyed.
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>>53845776
Bolas won the elder dragon war on dominaria, I think he took a victory lap through the multiverse to make sure there werent dragons as old as him on other worlds to become elder dragons themselves and challenge him. Remember true elder dragons are strong enough to give oldwalkers a challenge.
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>>53838321
>>53839181
Shieeet I jsut read about the leaked foil sheet which is aboslutely hilarious but should I get back into MTG? Theros made me quit from how bland it was and I never had a modern deck so I didn't have anything to play if it wasn't standard.

I've heard they changed a lot of stuff though.
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>>53845571
>Why hasn't Ugin slapped Bolas's shit yet?
He's waiting on Sorin to bring Nahiri's pasty ass back so they can get proactive again
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>>53845827
If you do get back into mtg play edh, its the only format where the precon decks are viable. standard is a fucking trap right now because all the cards are imbalanced so they just get banned
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>>53839911
Sea elves.
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>>53845818
Not like he had much competition.
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>>53845982
7 damage is enough to 3 shot a planeswalker no matter what :^)
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>>53845402
>>53845461
Didn't WotC, or at least MaRo, say that a Wild-West Themed plane was considered a "when"? How would firearms, something considered quintessential to all but the most G-rated of Wild West themes, be worked in? Portal Sets had firearms, but I don't think they're canon.

>>53845530
Tezzeret looks pale sometimes, but that could be the effects of lighting.
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>>53845982
post the sad one.

that one kills me every time.
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>>53846050
Domiaria straight up had guns. goblin sharpshooter og art is a goblin with a gattling gun. wotc's done guns before.
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>>53844713
And Borg Cenobites are uninteresting to you? You must have some very... Refined tastes.
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>>53846050
For a wild-west plane, they'd probably be Spellslinging instead of gunslinging, but they can keep their wild west clothing and attitudes.
They don't use guns anymore usually unless it's something that'll usually kill the user so it's mostly bazookas/cannons now.
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>>53846050
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>>53845954
Damn, what about when Ixalan rolls around, or will Ahmonkets influence bee too big still?
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>>53846322
>Portal Sets had firearms, but I don't think they're canon.
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>>53846331
Give hour of devastation a chance to mellow out the meta. They just banned aetherworks marvel so itll take a bit for standard to get good again.
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>>53845286

GOAT tier

teferi
koth

meh tier

sisay
tezzeret

AY YO HOL UP, DID YALL GET A CONSULTANT FO THIS SHIT? SHE BETTA HAVE NICE HAIR AN SHEET tier

Samut
Kaya
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>>53846438
Onslaught is canon and has guns
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>>53845347
mysides.webm
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>>53845661
That's a fucking garbage excuse for a garbage name. You can't justify shit naming conventions by making up a bullshit story behind them.

Emeria, Ula and Cosi were MUCH more elegant ways to handle the names of gods who had been forgotten. These sound like total shit and look
blatantly lazy.
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>>53844381
>>he lost most of his power with the Mending
>Didn't hey all? Doesn't it even out?
I'll put it into power level faggotry. Numbers more or less made up but should give an idea of what's going on with him.

Oldwalker Spark gives you power level 1000.
Neowalker Spark gives you power level 100.
Elder Dragon gives you power level 1000 (rivaled Oldwalkers).
Bolas also had miscellaneous superpower because he was fucking 25k years old with near-endless stores of mana bonds, knowledge, and abilities, so that's another 1000.
Other Oldwalkers had various other shit of their own to lesser degrees.

These are additive. The Spark explicitly does give you access to a bunch of extra mana bonds on other planes, so you have a higher ceiling. We know that from Ob Nixilis reawakening his Spark and immediately being able to re-establish a bunch of old mana bonds that boosted his power further.

Bolas (pre Mending) = Elder Dragon + Oldwalker + 1000 = 3000.

Bolas (post Mending) = Elder Dragon + Neowalker + 1000 = 2100

Jace = Neowalker + 100 (telepathy etc.) = 200.

Ob Nixilis (pre Mending) = Oldwalker + 500 = 1500.

Ob Nixilis (post Mending pre reawakening) = Demon + 100 = 600

Ob Nixilis (post Mending post reawakening) = Demon + Neowalker + 300 (he mentions not all of his mana bonds come back) = 900

Bolas can STILL outpower fucking everything else put together except MAYBE Ugin, though. He's just pissy because he wants his extra 900 back. And he wants to make sure he's the only one who can have that 900 back, if he can arrange that as well.
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>>53846808

Bolas literally killed everybody on the plane who was capable of speaking when he took over Amonkhet. Straight up genocided everybody but the babies. There is literally nobody except for maybe a long lived pre-Mending Planeswalker who knows what the Bolas Gods' names are.
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>>53845571
1 - doesn't know where he is
2 - last time he fought Bolas he basically died
3 - if he tries again, he'll also be away from Tarkir, meaning no dragon backup, and he needed it against Bolas the first time
4 - Bolas doesn't know he's alive, probably, and he'd like to keep it that way because he's a cowardly little rat
5 - busy crying bitch tears over a bunch of stinking humans fucking up his science project
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>>53845818
>Bolas won the elder dragon war on dominaria
Dominia. It was plane-spanning.
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>>53846852
That's exactly the point with the Eldrazi comparisaon, the people would make up new names. If humans got 99.9% wiped, in a milennium when they found remnants of pottery, they wouldn't refer to bowls as 'half-spherical containers', they'd make a new fucking name for them.

They have an evocative setting, with any type of society they want to imagine, and the best they can do is 'The Scorpion God'. They don't use something that the people referred to on hieroglyphs, not old legends, they refer to it as a direct description of how it looks. It's just fucking lazy and shows a disgusting lack of world building.
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>>53846914
This whole thing seems like it takes place in something like the first five hours after people found out these things existed. Doesn't seem like enough time for a proper consensus.
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>>53846914
There are no remnants of the old gods though. Samut had to look for years just to find find half-reasonable evidence that the God-Pharaoh wasn't originally from the plane.
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>>53846881
> he'd like to keep it that way because he's a cowardly little rat

If your enemy thinks you're dead, the best way to keep your advantage is to let him continue to think that. Pragmastism isn't cowardice.
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>>53846914

See:
>>53846935
>>53846943

This all takes place right at the end of Amonkhet, the walls have fallen, zombies are raiding the city, the Gods you know are dead. Nobody knows that hieroglyphics that name these old Gods.

The people of Zendikar has literally thousands of years with the Eldrazi.

It's not an apt comparison.
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>>53846935
>>53846943

Two big issues with that. The people could just have a prophecy already in place fortelling something like this or the end of world. ANYTHING is more evocative than the name they ended on. The alternative is WoTC could've just not had it like this, it really is a poor way to convey a setting and story. There should be two layers to the story a card tells, that on the card, and that in the lore.

These are presumably a cycle of mythics, just put more fucking effort into setting them up. Even if it's just a cycle of commons like Shards of Alara had the Herald cycle, explaining why people call them what they do.
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>>53846275
They're ok with guns as long as they're clearly powered with magic. Portal is still canon, and they totally do have guns on that one continent of Dominaria, but we will never visit it again.
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So is there a list of cards that are getting their creature type changed to Dinosaur or anything?
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>>53847034
I feel like youre reading the name with the wrong inflection or gravitas or something. I think its supposed to read closer to, say, "The Scorpion King" more than "hes a god, and hes a scorpion, so". Its hard to explain but I think I get what they were going for.
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>>53847086
I wouldn't expect anything like that until official spoiler season for Ixalan.
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>>53846824
You forgot our boi, Sorin, in that info dump
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>>53847091
I mean, I hope I'm not giving off the impression that I just hate everything WoTC does. I've been playing for more than a decade and for the most part I'm satisfied with it.

My issue is that they're usually so good at setting up things like this. Maybe I hate it more than it deserves, but coming from allusions such as the Heralds in Alara, or the gods in Zendikar, this seems like the worst naming convention for a cycle of mythics I've ever seen in the game.
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>>53847144
I actually would haved like "God of X" as the naming scheme for these. Just that. Like locust would just be "God of Famine" or something. I agree that it reads a little on the nose, and the others sound even worse in my head. Scorpion has the right amount of syllables to make it work imo.
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>>53847134
a great duelest who got gamed by his smarter more cunning apprentice.
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>>53847134
Nah, I was just running out of character limit. He'd be kinda like Obnoxious, probably. Vampire base, Neowalker spark, plus a couple hundred of miscellaneous stuff.
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>>53847134
a friendless fuck who utterly ruined the one partnership he had going for him with a fellow walker that would have been geniune.

and how he's stuck in a rock, and no one's looking for him, because he's all alone like he always made sure he was.
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>>53846824
Forgot to factor in that he ate the maelstrom from allaura. Thats at least another 1000 points.
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>>53847479
The Maelstrom from Alara was a big boost, yes, but it wasn't enough to bring him fully to his Oldwalker scale. Really, Oldwalker should be 2000, Elder Dragon 2000, and the Conflux 1000. Or something.

But like I said, the numbers were made up to help get the idea across of what's going on with him.
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>>53846824
You forgot that bolas doesnt care if everyone else gains oldwalker powers because he's an exceptional duelist with great mana control
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>>53844062

>It's literally a fucking flaming spear
>But we couldn't just get Searing Spear

FUCK

YOU

WoTC!
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>>53846824
Where does Yawgmoth or Urza land?

Because I'm pretty sure either one at their height could shit on anyone else in the universe.
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>>53847871
The art was probably comissioned for a Searing Spear reprint.
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>>53847871
The funniest part about this is that Lightning Bolt AND Searing Spear are being reprinted in Archenemy Nicol
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>>53848029
We don't know who'd win in a throwdown between Bolas and Yawgmoth. They were separated by a thousand plus years, and never interacted.

Their big feats are things akin to Yawgmoth killing something like half to 2/3 of a plane when he showed up because he was a massive black mana cloud, while Bolas' big ones would be from very early in his career when he wiped out one of Dominaria's continents or his later years when he couldn't actually manifest on a plane except in specific spots because he was so stronghe'd shatter it otherwise.

I personally tend to lean more towards Bolas myself, but others will side with Yawgmoth, depending on their own opinion. Regardless of which of them is technically "stronger" however, I wouldn't want to be within a dozen planes of a confrontation between the pair if it would somehow happen.
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>>53848029
>>53848194
Oh, forgot Urza.

Urza was one of the deadliest of the Oldwalkers we know, but it wasn't his raw power or mana bonds. He's much more like Tezzeret. In actual power he was markedly below whatever you'd term as a "big gun" and was arguably even weak (for an Oldwalker anyway), but he made up for it with nigh-peerless artifice and cunning.
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>>53846496
SHHHH
We don't want MaRo to kill us
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>>53842227
I hope Garruk comes back to kill dinosaurs and Gatewatch
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>>53834958
That's not bad at a-
>blue spell
That's completely fucking unplayable even in the sideboard.
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>>53839470
Well that's kind of good to hear.
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>>53843204
And here I was pondering if Jund -1/-1 counters was a good choice for a deck or not.
This is gonna make it worth it.
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>>53839181
Would have been a great Beast general. Even in the same colors as Marael.
Fuck them.
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>>53850610
BEHOLD, IT IS NOW A BEAST GENERAL

albeit in the wrong colors
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>>53850645
Conspiracy being also in the wrong color make it extra funny.
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>>53850645
Can't wait for this for my ur-dragon deck. 2 less mana for conspiracy
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