Redpill me on the best meta for this.

>>53818659
Always play second

Always start at a corner if you have to be first

>>53818659
https://warosu.org/tg/thread/14166446

Works every time:
>place two in a vertical line
>shove dick in third hole
>put two more above dick
>take out dick
>connect 4 and win
>facefuck opponent

I checked the official rules guys. The game doesn't prohibit dick-junctioning. Your opponent may get angry that their mouth is full of cum and they may even call the cops but jail's not that bad if you remember you're a winner with a clean mouth.

>>53818787
>his dick can fit in the holes
Dicklet comfirmed.

>>53818787
>shove dick in third hole
This is the part I'm confused about.

OP, do you have a micropenis?

No micropenis. You have to shove the dick when it's soft, and even then you have to cram. It's like when you were a kid and put DVDs on your dick.

>>53818994
>It's like when you were a kid and put DVDs on your dick.
Bwahahahahahahahaha

You could actually put them on your dick?! Micropenis confirmed.

>>53818994
>put DVDs on your dick
What?

>Redpill me
Have you tried just talking to women? Just talking to them?

Seriously though, Connect 4 is considered mathematically solved.
http://connect4.gamesolver.org/?pos=

It's regular size. Fitting the dick in the Connect 4 holes is like those clown cars where's there a million of them in a tiny Beetle.

>>53818994
>It's like when you were a kid and put DVDs on your dick.
Anon, you seem to have a micropenis.

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>>53819055
>Have you tried just talking to women? Just talking to them?

Why would I do that?

>>53819055
>mras invented matrix references about hidden truths

>>53819797
>/pol/tard thinks an obvious joke is a personal insult

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>>53818659

There are three more green pieces on the board than there are red. In a game where turns are dictated by slotting one token into the vertical board. there should at no point in a game should you have more than one additional token on the board.

Your picture is wrong.

>>53818659
I generally play directly on top of my opponent, unless they're about to force a win.

It's easy for them to tie, but I've never seen them win.
But maybe I only play with baddies?