wats the best wargame for a beginner who is also retarded?

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Warhammer.

Someone's gonna say it, might as well be me.

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>>53813278

Thumbs War. You don't even need a second player!

>>53813278
8th edition 40k

>>53813278
Heroscape. It's Babby's first Wargame, but with awesome hex terrain pieces and nice painted miniatures.

>>53813278
Age of Sigmar

my wife's retarded sons all love it!

>>53813278
X-wing

>>53813278
Final Fantasy Tactics

>>53814122

Those hex pieces are 90% of the value of the game.

They work for everything.

Sigmar, it's only enjoyable if you're retarded.

>>53813278
Age of Sigmar

>>53814013
What. How can you thumbwar yourself?

>>53814013
>you don't even need a second player

t. J. Geil

>>53813278
Sentinels Tactics

>>53813278
Warmahordes since most of the playerbase seems retarded
Though maybe warmahordes CAUSES retardation

>>53813278
Please, no frogposting on /tg/.
Thank you.

>>53813278
Understanding the rules is one thing, but how can you expect to actually play a strategic game semi-well if you're as dumb as you claim?

>>53813278
Fuck off, frogposter.

>>53815404
Don't need much of a brain to play and win at AoS.

>>53813278
DnD 4e.

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>>53815742
Underated post

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>>53815390
>>53815576

Stratego.

>>53813278
>who is also retarded
you sure hit that nail on the head

warhammer, now take your shitty meme to another board

>>53814122
The minis are pretty great as well and they cover a wide variety of genres.
We use them whenever we need miniatures in an RPG.

>>53815305
Warmahordes is nice too because all the stats are printed on nifty cards instead of flipping through codexes for 30% of a game

Fuck off frogposter.

>>53819446
Oh yes, instead you have to know what every fucking card in the game does, and how it interacts with OTHER cards, or get wrecked.
There are no nice casual WH players. They are, to a man (no chicks play), the cringiest WAACfags ever.
Play any other wargame. Frostgrave is pretty cool.

>>53813278
Age of Sigmar.

Battle for wesnoth

What about those games made for army men and cowboys & indians minis?

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>>53814013
>not playing the sock war expansion