What would it take to unite the Goblin tribes?

>>53789388
A Wish spell or similar 'ultimate magic' crap

I mean, there are a lot of goblins, all over the world, and they live in really reclusive places, and they really love shanking each other because other things are too big and scary.

I don't see any mundane options working.

>>53789388
A massive pile of Metal Scrap, a fuckton of Goblin-brewed Ale, and someone telling them that the humans the next kingdom over fucked their mom.

Either that or an Orc Warlord who's actually a total bro with goblins, you know? Like, he's from a race who's all "muh proud and serious warrior tribes," but he also knows how to party and is basically the life of any goblin party. He'd basically be the Big Lebowski of Orcs.

Besides that, he knows what it's like. It ain't easy being green, man.

Marriage.

Islam

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A really big goblin. Like really really big.

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>>53789388
goblin slayer

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>>53789388
In what setting?

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>>53789388
A GREAT WAAAAAAAAAAGH!

>>53792583
I want to fuck that goblin.

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>>53789388
A qt3.14 chieftess, of course. All right, shortstack thread commence!

>>53789388

Goblin Shaka Zulu.

Not the biggest, but the meanest and the smartest (and the craziest), with a jones for organization. Legit OCD.

>lemongrab, but green

Humans are attracted to SHORT and THICC.

Ergo we must genetically engineer a greenskin race half the height of Goblins but almost as thicc.

Mini-Gobbo's

A thematically appropriate BBEG, if course.

>>53789388
White wimmin.

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>>53789388
A series of engineered conflicts peppered with alliances and treaties in which all members believe they've gotten the best deal, followed by a transfer of power to a ruler with both blood and backing of the various represented faiths.

>>53789388
civil war

>>53792883
>>53793124

What the fuck is wrong with you two? Is this paedophilia or something?

>>53789388

We'd need a gimmick!

>>53793428
Ah yes, that's what pedophiles are attracted to! The height of the children!

>>53792091
Yous a funnay man
Kys

>>53793428
Some men are attracted to smaller, curvier females. It's nature and a fetish. Don't kinkshame

>>53789388
Gobbo von Bismark

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>>53793428
I'm sorta tired of seeing weird threads on /tg/, and being a guy who's interested in art and the goblin race I can at least ask for interesting related art.

the death of all goblins.

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>>53789388
One dick to unite them all

>>53793428
>implying shortstack is anywhere close to the patrician taste of lolicon

ORRRRRRRRRRRGYYYYYY

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>>53789388

>>53796726
... Math checks out, but if you want to get a decent rate of success you'll need at LEAST a 6 pack of originals and MAYBE a couple mints

>>53792883
Don't you people ever get bored of this shit?

>>53793428
And don't you ever get tired of *this* shit?

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>>53796822

>>53793428
I believe the love of shortstacks is more of a midget fetish (where the midget has proper proportion) then pedophilia. This anon though >>53796494 is a pedophile and deserves to castrated publicly because that's my fetish.

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>>53793336
>I hate Krauts who disagree with me, but I hate other countries even more

>>53789388
Sex and lot of girls.

A ton of blings and bangs, obviously.

David Bowie

>>53798044
Where did the evil Kraut touch you , anon?

>>53789388
A big penis

>>53789388
the Dick.
Through the Dick, unity.

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A goddess (male)

>>53798977
i would give my life in the name of this goddess