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They have a vagina.

Hmm...well, I play in a human only setting, so they're all human I guess?

Not big on stereotypes.

>>53773855
They all wish we had quest threads back on /tg/

Just like all the guys

>>53773855
They're property of the head of the household.

People wonder about that whole thing about them and unicorns.

It's because virgin girls produce a unique magical aura that reverberates with a unicorn horn's attunement. It's all very scientific.

>>53773954
>virgin girls produce a unique magical aura that reverberates with a unicorn horn's attunement
Are we talking using hymen as a drum skin and horn as a tuning fork? Because I don't think that's how either of those things work.

They are all girls.

They are all guys, and it's wonderful.

>>53773855
They're all just like you and I anon

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>>53773870

>>53774133
We don't talk about the fourth hole.

>>53773865
One (1) vagina, collectively.

>>53774165
Well, it worked with eye, why not a cunt
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Graeae
This sounds like something straight from Oglaf

Due to their ability to carry children, they are considered crucibles of the soul and so are more likely targeted by demons and spirits to be corrupted. This also results in women being more magically adept than men.

>>53774195
This sounds pretty cool or REALLY magical realm depending on what you mean by "corrupted"

>>53774195
And men thus more liked by the "sterile" Gods?

Th grils are cute. Some of them go on adventures, and some are NPCs.

Female merfolk are mermaids; males are men with gills.

>>53774187
You don't understand. They're symlinked. When you fuck one vagina you fuck them all.

>>53773855
Two X Chromosomes

>>53773855
Well--
>all girls

Uh. They all. Uh.

Hmm.

Oh! They all produce large, immobile gametes!

>>53774206
Low key both. Souls need to be created by mortal birth, and then corrupted in life so that spirits can eat them without being diluted. Some of the more simple creatures, like Trolls, take women as Trollwives to make families. They're considered demons, being selfish spirits who bond themselves to flesh to perpetuate their existence


.>>53774219
>And men thus more liked by the "sterile" Gods?

No. The gods are not sterile, but cannot create new life without losing from themselves. The gods need souls to attune to them, so they can eat them in the afterlife to perpetuate their existence, to in turn stave off the metaphysical heat death of the universe created when the first gods cannibalized their mad creator.

>>53774133
Doesn't he have an asshole, too?

>>53774306
>first response
Not as bad as it could've been anon, that's standard fantasy faire really. not as bad as my magical women who feed off sex in order to not die

>>53774229
So everyone can get pregnant at once?

There are girls (male) and girls (female).

>>53776685
One vagina, not one uterus. Get with the system, man.

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>>53773855
They all have bob cuts

Someone described as having 'long curly hair' simply has a bob cut that is relatively long and curly compared to other bob cuts.

As bob cuts are the only form of hairstyle in existence, there is no name for them or indeed any concept of 'bob cuts' being a thing. That's just how hair is. The very concept of hair ever existing in a shape other than a bob cut is a concept as meaningless as a square circle in our universe.

>>53776844
What about reverse bobs? Is that like anathema?

>>53773938
RIP every good quest. Now it's ALL animu quests.

rip crusty
rip diarca

>>53776776
>implying the average tg poster knows the difference

>>53777009
Not as anathema as an asymmetrical layered bob with no blunt bangs would be

Basically the further it deviates from Louise Brooks, the less chance it has of existing.

>>53773855
They are suspiciously absent because any women in the campaign are immediately targeted for fucking.

...and this has been with multiple groups, even with a mix of genders.

>>53777077
So like, if I brought a character who looked that Anna May Wong to your game, that would be OK?

>>53773855
Most of them are female.

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>>53773855
They are somewhat fashionable.
(Same can be said about men, though.)

>Not my setting
>Setting was once a place filled with adventure
>Not anymore
>Entire setting is just a thinly veiled ERP now
All girls are sluts who if they don't take the dick, like to grow dicks to fuck each other.

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>>53777400
>like to grow dicks to fuck each other

>>53777369
Jupiter of the Monkey was based brand. Best pins, best stats, and they actually fit Neku's style for the most part.

>>53777196
Yes

>>53773855
kill yourself

>>53777434
...are you looking for players?

>>53777502
No, but I'm so pleased by this introduction to Anna May Wong that I'd consider starting up another game anyway

what winds your clock, doc

>>53773855
They're female

>>53773855
They are wizards. Everyone in my setting is a wizard.

>>53773855
There are none.
There are only manly adventures for manly men.

>>53773855
Girls in this setting are made out of SUGAR, SPICE, and EVERYTHING NICE.
For this reason, it is BAKERS who are responsible for creating the world's female population.
Boys on the other hand, are made out of SNIPS, SNAILS, and PUPPY DOG TAILS, meaning that making boys is the realm of BUTCHERS and GROSS BAKERS.

>>53773855
The most powerful mages are all female, thanks to their physical and spiritual form being inherently closer to that of the creator Goddess.

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>>53773865
Wow transphobic much?

I have a setting wherein there are ONLY women. They reproduce through magic soul orb sex.

This is also a setting where one can consume the soul orbs of monsters, animals, and presumably even other people to gain their inherent magical anima, which sometimes leads to new abilities and powers.

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>>53773855
All girls in my setting are effectively men with vaginas, and purposely so. Among the elves they're effectively equal to men due to elves (in my setting at least) haveing close to zero gender dimorphism, while among humans women fulfill traditional female roles due to higher gender dimorphism and rarely, if ever, are found in traditionally male professions. Nevertheless, both are effectively robbed of everything undesirable. From female knights that assist the PCs to random villagers to even the villains, all NPC women have at least some kind of redeeming traits. I effectively don't write women as they are, but how I wish they were.

They can have babies with each other

Simoun.

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>>53777419
Nah, mate, Pegaso and Lapin Angelique all the way, baby. Pegaso had the best shopkeepers, while Lapin Angelique is simply fun.

They're all waifu material.

>>53778026
Do candlestick makers do anything cool in you setting?

>>53778026
This sounds like the beginning of a homestuck game

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>>53780960
>Homestuck
Fucking pleb.

>>53781280
Zork was objectively a bad game.

>>53781351
So was Hitchhiker's Guide to Galaxy. What's your point?

>>53774133
Mouthpussy, pussipussy, buttpussy, and footpussy. That doesn't even count armpits, thighs, or breasts

I am apparently incapable of making a girl in my setting that isn't considered cute. Doesn't matter if they're good, bad, or whatever, i cannot seem to manage making a non-cute girl character. It doesn't help that one of my players is a fucking weirdo and finds the strangest shit cute.

>>53773855
They are female.

>>53777581
I'm not sure I'm ready to commit, yet. What do you think of Claudette Colbert?

>>53781434
>not including nostrils

git gud

>>53781434
>No back of the knee
>No navel
>No hair

Get on my level, scrub.

Every single part of a woman's body can be used for pleasure, no exceptions.

>>53778093
That's a pretty hot dude, not gonna lie.

>>53774133
Urethra

>>53776844
The unit circle in R^2 with 1-norm looks pretty much like a square.

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>>53773855

They all wear thigh highs.

>>53783162
But how do you do conflict in Heaven?

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Most of the non humans are shortstacks or lolis.

>>53783425
What would happen if you were to pick that flower?

>>53785485
It would be extremely painful.

>>53785517
She's a big intoner.

>>53785485
It would be extremely painful.

>>53785517
you're a cute girl

>>53785634
For you.

>>53785485
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>>53785634
>>53785644
I knew that would happen from the moment I saw that post. Baneposting never fails to make me chuckle.

>>53782994
Even the Sclera?

>>53778093
Fuck you, that bitch has a cunt.

>>53773855

They are confronted with the new reality that being given primacy over men in maters of economics and power has led to a mass gender role reversal that heaps upon them the pressures and responsibilities that were once seen as what men were expected to do.

Also they're mostly reverse traps

>>53788624
Did men become mostly traps?

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>>53789412

Yup. Shitty amateur art related

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>>53788481
Damn, I would like that picture so much more if she wasn't literally eye fucked.

>>53781617
That sounds like the player's problem, not yours.