*blocks your chapter's path*

Bitch please
We Primaris now.

>>53770672
The High Lords that used to cover your asses were just replaced by Guilliman, were they not? Stand aside, we've got actual work to do instead of stroking our egos and hunting down allies in an active warzone.

>>53770731
>insubordinate renegades and secessionist traitors
>allies

What DOES guiliman think about a chapter of marines "possibly from heretical genseed" designed to obey the high lords of terra and enforce their desires on other chapters existing anyway?

>>53770731
>We've got actual work to do
Then the Minotuars won't bother you. The only chapters they've smashed have been rebels or chapters that were too obsessed with honour to stop fighting other loyalists over inane bullshit.

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>>53771827
well they are better at their job than the space yiffs so why would he have a problem?

plus they make a fun chapter to think about fighting against

>>53771858
Thats because the Wolves dont put up with the high lords shit

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>>53770672
lol out the way manlet

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>>53771924
i think youve been taken in by memes. minotaurs have literally never done anything bad and were less brutal in fighting separatist marines then say the sphees sharks

i would love to see them tear apart the yiffs though

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>>53770672
you're big
we've fought bigger

>>53771858
>Dreadnought
>Culln
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31g0YE61PLQ

>>53771984
Some literal who chapter against a first founding chapter? Good luck with that kid

>>53771984
>minotaurs have literally never done anything bad

>Told to break up two quarreling, but loyalist chapters.
>Literally ambush them, letting one go so that you can massacre almost to the man, the one they've more thoroughly trapped and loot them for all they're worth.

>Nothing wrong.
They technically followed orders, but almost destroying a loyalist chapter and robbing them for all they're worth under the pretenses of breaking up a quarrel, pretty much justifies any insetting hate or mistrust other chapters have for them. And it also probably goes against the spirit of their orders, because the High Lords wanted the quarrel ended so they'd go do other things. The chapter they almost wiped out isn't doing jackshit for a while.

>>53772067
>tfw the minotaurs are more Space Viking then the actual Yiffing Space Vikings of Yiff.

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>>53771987
Shouldn't you be sucking up to some Xenos instead of trying to fight a superior chapter?

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>>53772067
fine put a bounty on their head that only the M&Ms get to cash in on

>>53772151
minotaurs are to space yiffs as the exorcists are to the grey knights

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>>53772163
you have confused with ultra cucks.

>>53772067
A: the chapters refused to obey a lawful command and dereliction of duty is an executable offence in the Imperium.

B: The only reason that chapter was devastated so severely is because they stubbornly refused to yield. The moment they surrendered the Minotaurs gave them full quarter.

>>53772199
Yiffs can't have successors though.

>>53772220
The Space Yiffs have a chadmarine successor now.

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>>53772220
i think you missed the point. im saying the minotaurs are better space wolves than the space wolves and that the exorcists are better grey knights than the grey knights

actually space sharks also seem to be better space wolves than space wolves too

>>53772242
>exorcists are better grey knights than the grey knights
What are you basing that off of? How many Daemon Primarchs have the Exorcists banished?

>>53772214
>A: the chapters refused to obey a lawful command and dereliction of duty is an executable offence in the Imperium.
That's why they let one go right?

>B: The only reason that chapter was devastated so severely is because they stubbornly refused to yield. The moment they surrendered the Minotaurs gave them full quarter.
Yeah, if they had surrendered immediately the Minotaurs would have told their commanders "Let the later founding go, we got ourselves a 2nd founder." and then replied, "Nah bro, we need some of your sweet, sweet 2nd founding reli- I mean, if we just leave, you won't have learned a lesson! :^)"

>>53771956
Just thought you should know that Asterion Moloc is, like, 11 feet tall. So he's bigger than a Primaris

>>53772274
Yeah, if they had surrendered immediately they would have lost some of their stuff as penance for their insubordination. They STILL lost their nice toys after fighting but they also got 90% of their chapter destroyed. Really good choice there.

>>53772363

FOR THOSE WE CHERISH WE GET LOOTED FOR GLORY

>>53772573
No ones talking about the traitorous Salamanders For Failures

>>53772242
This post is bad and your opinions are ass

>>53772573
Whatever happened to the Lamenters? In current fluff their penitent crusade would have timed out so they changed recruit again. Have they been seen since Baal?

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>>53772333
lol I just updated the Primaris niggas, they're 20 ft tall now. Asterion Moloc? More like Asterion Manlet

Can Molec beat any of the big 3 or is he just a jobber?

>>53772762
No way. Moloc got shrekt by a necron lord before they respawned him. Calgar has punched out the Greatest of all Bloodthirsters and Dante's taken out Skarbrand. I'm sure Logan has some ridiculous kills under his belt too, especially being a yiff

>>53772762

He's pretty strong on the table due to EW, 2+/3++ AP2, but in fluff he's pretty weak and is mostly a zerg rusher/dirty fighter.

He doesn't have 8E rules yet so who knows.

>>53772762
The Minotaurs haven't lost against Space Marines yet so maybe. It's impossible to know. The Big Three have invincible plot armour so they probably have the advantage.

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>>53770672

You're a big man.

>>53771987
>Literally worships Guilliman's xenos whore

>>53772714
None of them arrived at Baal.

Which means they might all be wiped out.

>>53772835
>The Minotaurs haven't lost against Space Marines yet

Yeah but you might want to consider the fact that Minotaurs deploy at their full chapter strength to a single battlefield at all times, whereas others are often split up to multiple fronts. So even if they might've been fighting forces from several chapters at once, they'll still be able to brute strength through it with the sheer size of their 10 full companies of Astartes.

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>>53770672
Laugh at this cuckmarine and blow his gay little helmet off, and as I walk over his bolter-ridden corpse, whisper down to him " Heresy? You know nothing of it, child. Oh, and Greek? Really? Guilliman did it better."

>>53771995
Culln has had a hard life. Also he rose through the ranks and died extremely fucking fast.

>>53773071

I thought Guilliman was Roman.

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>>53770672
Thank you for the gifts, brother marine.

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>Comment on how big he is
>Proceed to walk passed him without incident cuz I'm a Kommando in purple and he's a dumb beakie that kills other beakies

>>53773833
No dat's a proppa cunnin' plan

Pentarchy of Blood chapters > Minotaurs

It's just a fact.

>>53772762
Molec is the definition of a jobber. He's literally died seven times in five hundred years and they just replace him every time.

>>53775075
>Charnel Guard
>Death Eagles
>Flesh Eaters
Literally who? I'll grant you that the Carcharadons and Red Talons are top-tier.

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>>53775090
>He's literally died seven times in five hundred years and they just replace him every time.

>>53775150
>>53775090
Maybe he just gets better every time and it's the same guy? Calgar is practically a robot at this point.

>>53775131
They're literal who's with cool paint schemes and cool associations. It just means you can fill in some of their culture with whatever you want. They await fluffing like the Sharks and Red Talons do.

That said, of the Pentarchy chapters the Red Talons are definitely the best.

>>53775174
Maybe it is the same guy, but nearly dying seven times in five hundred years is still a terrible record for a chapter master. Compare him to Dante, Grimnar, or even Tushan.

>>53775195
Minotaurs are the quantity over quality chapter, I don't know why you expect Moloc to not be shit.

They're literally Polished Turds: the Chapter. Just spam quick recruits with shoddy training and dangerous psycho conditioning and cram them in the best equipment money can buy and throw the entire chapter at the target.

>>53775182
>That said, of the Pentarchy chapters the Red Talons are definitely the best
Agreed. Autek "Moonman" Mor is based.

>>53775195
Not everybody has first founding plot armor.

>>53775182
>>53775232

Red Talons were so cool FW decided to make them an IH company in 30K. Same with Executioners in the IF.

>>53775226
>t. Lamenter

>>53775232
>first founding plot armor.
>Calgar probably has less human parts than goddamn Vader at this point
Some plot armor.

>>53770672
Minotaurs vs Red Scorpions when?

>>53776149

They're friends in that book, dummy. It's Imperial Superfriends vs. Tau.

>>53770672
Roll for Domination-3.
Marines have in-built vulnerability to hypnosis to make them easier to brainwash and hypno-train, so it would not be any problem to reshape his memories and make him believe I'm his trusted ally.

ITT: Butthurt space yiffs tweens and strong True Blue Ultrachads.

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Rip them apart with my dual lightning claw-chainfists.

Banter aside that almost seems like a fight that needs to happen. Tyberos vs Asterion in the fluff sounds fucking baller.

>>53772762

I think on the TT Asterion will beat any other named Chapter Master in the game

>>53776247

Tyberos will wipe the floor with him then Moloc will win/escape with a cheap shot or just ruin the duel by sending the entire chapter against Tyberos and his Red Brethren.

>>53776247
Tyberos is more of chaff cleaner and vehicle/moster wrecker - he does not have a solid invult to be a good duelist. Meanshile Moloch have a 3++ shield

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>>53770672
-teleports inside your armoury-
Pshh, thanks for the gifts, kid.

>>53776453
>-teleports inside your armoury-
Only finds Trazyn's visit card there

>>53771924
The wolves are basically the rebellious 13-year old furries of 40k, and since that's also their target audience, they win at everything.

>>53776470
>implying the two fictions aren't engaged in a friendly contest

>>53776183
But I still wanna hear story about how they fight each other and what would happen.

>>53772802
You know, the problem here is that the Minotaurs are a FW chapter. They usually don't go full retard with their powerlevels. Not to mention that a Necron Overlord should probably take on much harder guys than a single chapter master. After all, those are the guys who fought against Eldar, backed up by old ones super space magic, and super-orks that would probably make Ghazghkull look like a toddler.
It really turns into stupid, when Sanguinius couldn't really defeat Ka'Bandha in his first fight against him, while some Chapter Masters, after 10,000 years of imperial technology getting worse, just go around and punch guys like Skarbrand to death. Or Björn and Logan Grimnar just drop in and take out Daemon Prince Magnus, while Russ had trouble defeating Magnus when he was still mortal and holding back.
I'd prefer GW to dial back the anime-tier fights.

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>>53770672

Dare you duel me?! :DDDDDDDDD

>>53776806
>Or Björn and Logan Grimnar just drop in and take out Daemon Prince Magnus
Actually Logan only broke the spell that protected Magnus. it's the Grey Knights who banished him for good. It took the combined orbital bombardment of their entire fleet to do the job, and only worked out becuse all the lance bateries were specially enchanted and blessed against daemons. Even thein they doidn't put any long-time banish on him like they did with Angron on Armageddon and he already achieved his goal when they nuked him from orbit.

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>>53770672
Cunts going in the Rape Dungeon. No-one fucks with the Alf Marines from the death world of Summer Bay (it's a death world cause we rape everybody to death)

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>>53770672
Bitch do you want to know what a Battle Barge tastes like?

>>53776806
>Russ struggled against Magnus

Stop this meme, Magnus got his ass handed to him. Not even debatable

>>53778108
Hi, Leman.

>>53778108
That's becaue Magny-majic didn't try to kill Russ - just to stop him.

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>>53771956
>>53772738
>when you realise /tg/ is just a bunch of retarded memers who don't know shit even about their only hobby

>>53778108
Russ was getting rekt until one of his wolves jumped in to save him, and Magnus wasn't even giving him his full attention.

>>53778273
>when even /tg/ goes down the drain in summer

Fuck

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>>53772242
the space sharks, space wolves, minotaurs and exorcists are all really cool chapters, shut the fuck up and stop trying to put any of them down

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>>53775131
>literally who
Flesh Eaters are the dudes the Flesh Tearers are based off of. The old new GW looked at these crazy bastards when rethinking the chapters and went 'nah, these guys are too crazy. We better tone them down a bit. And they're another chapter of red blood angels. Let's add another color.' When the Flesh Tearers, a chapter of dudes famed for being psychotics and berserkers that was founded by someone who identified sexually as a table saw, are what you call toned down you know you had something bonkers.

>>53772242
>exorcists are better grey knights than the grey knights
They're as much Grey Knights as guardsman are space marines.

>>53778108
>this is what dogfuckers actually believe
Russ was getting destroyed by a Magnus who was focusing half of his attention and power on Russ' troops to stop them from slaughtering the remnants of his world, then Magnus had to get jumped by Russ' wolves because he was STILL about to kill him, and then Leman swung like a retard and got a lucky blow on Magnus' eye. This was all against a heartbroken, holding-back Magnus, btw.

>>53778314
Shouldn't you be trapped in some webway now, thousand cuck?

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>>53781876

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>>53781955
>Fenris status: gone forever
>gene-seed cure status: gone forever
>Yiffs status: dying and 2 seconds away from being purged

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>>53781988
>his only victory involves an entire page dedicated to how fast Fenris is recovering and primarch gets banished by a normal astartes

Stay mad. Prospero will never come back, traitor.

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>>53782042
>disobeyed direct order from Emperor with Valdor screaming at him asking him what the fuck he was doing
>drove a loyalist legion to betrayal
>almost damned humanity with his retardation
>calls anyone traitor

>how fast Fenris is recovering
>planet nuked and torn asunder, population purged by Magnus and the Inquisition
>entire system fucked
>Yiffs literally on suicide watch

>primarch gets banished by a normal astartes
>2 first founding chapters and the Daemonhunters
>still completes all of his objectives
>Inquisition purges Fenris after that, just as he planned

>Prospero will never come back, traitor.
But it has, traitor. Thanks to the blood of Fenris. Play dead, doggo. You'll soon be o real.

>>53780061
Didn't Dante say the Flesh Eaters got done in by their own geneseed?

>>53782123
might want to try actually reading the fluff rather than just relying on memes there bud.

>>53775255
btfo

go support another rebellion worst sons of sanguinus

>>53784730
>quotes fluff
>m-m-m-m-m-muh memes
Classic furfaggotry.

>>53784969
Fenris is fine, the wolves have recovered since the ultima founding and the planet of sorcerers isn't prospero.

Stay stupid.

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>>53770672
*Unsheathes Wolf*
Psh, nothin personnel, kid.

>>53770672
Isn't this guy a Custodian?

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>>53785200
i honestly dont know what chapter would be more fun to fight and destroy. the yiffs, smurfs or the dollar store spartans

i really do wish the yiffs could be rebooted into a viking chapter again

>>53789846
Fuck knows, people have theorized that he might be. Minotaurs have a lot of ties to the High Lords of Terra, and Moloc's weapon of choice is notably similar to a Custodes halberd, but nobody really knows one way or the other.

>>53789846

No he's a chapter master.

>>53790220
Is your army not your dudes?

Sw got decent rules. Just make a not dog army.

Or is your triggering too intense?

>>53790856
as others have pointed out, there are already better viking marines in the lore right now anyway. it just sucks that 40k has a literal furry faction as one of its main factions

consider the fact that space yiffs literally take the knot sometimes if space yiff wolves are anything like doggos

>>53790220
>straight outa flavortown.jpg

>>53781876
>"M-Magnus was holding back you guys."
Gets back broken by a real fighting Primarch.

>"If h-he went all-out he could've totally owned Russ."
Superpowered daemon form BTFO by a single Chapter Master and Dreadnought.

>"H-He is the most powerful of all the Primarchs!"
Stabbed through the eye by a random Space Wolf.

>"F-Fuck you, Magnus is the best!"
Superpowered daemon form BTFO AGAIN by a single axe.

Magnus is a little bitch. Worst Primarch by far.

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>>53770672
Step up, bitch nigga.

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>>53770672
*walks over you*

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>>53770672
God I really don't like these dudes.

Not because they beat up two chapters, whatever, worse shit has gone down, but because they're fuckin skub.

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>>53770672
We walk over, through, and around him.

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*starts a magic duel with you*

>>53773071
I mean if your referencing last nights WIP with that one guy suggesting GW starts sculpting Minotaur dicks i wouldn't criticize that sexuality comment, but seeing as you posted a picture of a dude who belongs to the chapter which has naming roots in a gay night club, i suggest you stop posting anytime now.

>>53797105
It's only their HQ that is named after a gay bar in Nottingham.

It's the chapter name and primarch name that come from a gay poet's poem about being gay.

>>53798201
Please elaborate.

>>53798803
GW's HQ is in Nottingham. There is a locally well known gay bar in Nottingham called The Rock.

Lionel Johnson was a poet of the 1800's who was gay. He wrote a poem called The Dark Angel about another man to whom he was attracted.

The Dark Angels are a very long drawn out gay joke by GW.

>>53798928
Aha I c.
That's funny.

I imagine that there is very much anti-fascism and anti-authoriathan statements that fly over peoples head that are not aware of English culture.

>>53790220
No please no, I hate those kind of 1-1 historical allegories.

HURR WHITE KHANS WERE MONGOLS!
DURR DARK ANGELS MEDIEVAL KNIGHTS!

>>53798928
Don't forget Johnson was in the closet. Being gay in Victorian England wasn't something you wanted to get out. You could say Lionel Johnson and The Dark Angel (poem) kept a dark secret that no one must know.

>>53799095
2deep4me

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>>53791414
>Gets back broken by a real fighting Primarch.
Yea, after getting almost killed by a half-hearted effort from a distracted Magnus and needing outside interference to bail him out like a little bitch.

>Superpowered daemon form BTFO by a single Chapter Master and Dreadnought
>literally lying

>Magnus faces off against a Wolf Lord, the greatest Dreadnought in the Imperium, the #1 Rune Priest at the time and two elite Wolf Guard
>despite 99% of everything ever written that had a Primarch in it and Magnus' own feats from when he was still mortal saying that he should just intakill them, space yiff writer fellating and plot armor make it into a fight
>Magnus kills all of them and cripples Bjorn (would have killed him too if the fucker didn't have SUPER plot armor)
>Great Wolf lands on him in a fucking drop pod
>Magnus is beyond fucked up at this point, yet still manages to kill him before disappearing
>he retreats, having completed his main objective of destroying the gene-seed cure and killing the only dude who knew how to make it

>Stabbed through the eye by a random Space Wolf.
>Ragnar ''makes Sicarius and Draigo look like well written characters'' Blackmane

>Superpowered daemon form BTFO AGAIN by a single axe
>has to downplay this much
>2 fucking first founding chapters and the Daemonhunters, and he killed most of them and completed his objectives
>also fucking Granpa yiff sue wielding a fucking Khornate axe with no corruption
>in front of the fucking Grey Knights

Not surprised you have to lie and omit so much, it's all you dogfuckers have.

>Magnus is a little bitch. Worst Primarch by far.
>not Leman ''Glassjaw'' Russ, who got BTFO every single time he faced off against a Primarch, and every single time he's the one who started shit
>not Lorgar
>not Perturabo
>not Mortarion

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>>53770672
*drinks him*

>>53785013
>a bunch of test tube babies replacing Fenrisians
>the culture will be, at best, artificially implanted
>wont use fucked space yiff gene-seed, so the legacy of Russ is dying
>''W-W-We're fine, g-guise!''

Stay cucked.

>>53791414
>Worst Primarch by far.

That would be Lorgar, no contest.

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>>53799886

>>53799711
it took you this long to think up a response and thats the best you came up with?

wow.

Also space wolf primaris do use space wolf gene-seed so you're still wrong. Well done idiot.

>>53799095
What if the biggest secret of the Dark Angels is just as lame and underwhelming as the Lion being a homosexual primarch.

>>53803424
>The fight between Russ and the Lion only lasted for a couple of minutes
>sweet, sweet brotherly love afterwards

>>53803494
I would never have guessed that there was a way for a human to engage in incestuous bestiality.

>>53799512
>Being this butthurt that his Primarch has literally never won a single battle and is regularly BTFO by regular Marines

>>53803212
>it took you this long to think up a response
>other people have no life and spend their entire day on here, just like me!
lmao @ ur ''life''

>space wolf primaris do use space wolf gene-seed
So they're fucked anyway. Double kek.

>>53804085
Are there the nurgles primaris here already?

Can't wait till I some chaos in these.

>>53771855
>chapters that were too obsessed with honour to stop fighting other loyalists over inane bullshit.
space puppers are still alive and well though.

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>>53803930
>his Primarch
Kek, try again, fucko.
>regularly BTFO by regular Marines

>Entire armies of elite veterans, heavy weapons and fucking orbital bombardement are just ''regular marines''
>he DESPERATELY needs to downplay Magnus with lying and omitting
>Magnus always achieves his goals before succumbing to furfaggot plot armor

>never won a single battle
You mean Russ? Cause he forfeited that fight the second he needed outside interference to save his life.
>be Russ
>start shit with your dad
>get knocked the fuck out
>start shit with Lion
>get knocked the fuck out
>start shit with Angron
>get BTFO and almost killed
>start shit with Magnus
>Magnus is mentally broken and half of his attention and power is focused on your armies, also you have SoS weakening him
>surely this is an easy fight?
>nope, get fucking destroyed by a heart-broken, suicidal, weakened and distracted Magnus and need both outside interference and luck to ''win'', and he still gets away
>the absolute state of Russ
>the absolute state of his litter

tsfags are always so buthurt its hilarious. Never any fluff arguments, just memes.

>>53804085
>h-ha yiffs are fucked rite guys?... right?
>I said so so it must be true...

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>i-i wont g-give h-him a (you)
>t-that'll s-show him
K E K
E
K

>gets OBLITERATED
>m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-muh m-m-m-m-m-emes
Classick furfaggotry. How about trying to actually debunk some of that? You know, with fluff? Oh, that's right, you can't, because they're actual well-known fucking lore.

Stay mad. Stay cucked. Stay smelly. Stay furry.

The REAL funny part? Not even a TS fag, dogfucker.

>>53804744
>gene-seed beyond fucked
>inquisition fully aware of them being borderline chaos spawn and their CM wielding a fucking daemon weapon
>most of system destroyed, most of population exterminated
>''Nah, guys, they're fine!''

>>53804802
>he doesn't know its been 100 years and they're still around.

oh anon... I have some bad news...

Wow this thread got off track.

I swear, its alway seems to be yiffs vs ts fags or taufags vs everyone who do it.

Or Carnac sometimes I suppose.

>>53804227
>Literally job to normal Marines
>Get a spear in the eye from a SW grunt
>Guilliman sees through and counters your "brilliant" plan in minutes
>Be Tzeentch's bottom bitch

Stay salty TS-fag

>people actually argue about this stupid shit

You know, none of the chapters involved are actually facing off against anyone, right? It's all just writers deciding this shit. So the popular ones will probably win, or be pushed back in a dramatically appropriate way, and GW might try to push forward with a chapter they think has marketable potential.

>>53806179
>STILL lying
>also losing to SW plot armor is somehow bad
>Guilliman had to have fucking TERRA pull his ass out of the fire
>work behind Tzeentch's back every chance he gets

Stay furry dogfucker.

>>53806413
diff anon here but plot armor just make you sound salty senpai, would you be saying that if the TSons had won?
The author/s always decide what happens as none of this is real, "plot armor" is always a rather silly argument, whether its you or the yiffs when they were bitching about Magnus's wards protecting him during Wrath of Magnus.

>>53799049
but strangely you have no problem with a chapter developed around a real life sexual fetish...hmmm i wonder who could be behind this post

>>53771858
>Carab Culln
>In a Leviathan Dread

HOW!? Won't he go Loyalist Hellbrute inside the darn contraption due to the fact that 30K Techmarines forgot to give their 40K counterparts the memo on how to properly care for the hardware of the sarcophagus?

>>53806881
looks like he'll have some trouble against the tau in the new IA book.

I really like how we've seen him go from sergeant all the way to here, its cool.

>>53806616
Don't even pretend the yiffs don't have retarded plot armor.
>fuck with the Inquisition and the Grey Knights and get away with it
>survive fighting daemon Magnus when human Magnus was fucking Russ up and obliterating huge scores of SM's like ants
>grandpa can somehow wield a fucking Khornate axe without getting corrupted or causing a huge shitstorm
>Ragnar Blackmane a very strong contender for the biggest mary sue in the setting

When you read what the Primarchs are capable off, and what Magnus himself could do while he was weaker, it makes no sense that they did as good as they did in Battle of the Fang. As for the most recent one, fucking everyone came down on him (including Khorne), even a Primarch has limits.

>>53807055
its the same with pretty much all marines though, aside from minor chapters like Lamenters all the big chapters and traitor legions, they achive a lot and survive a lot.

>>53807055
>>53807100
also, I'm not trying to argue they don't have "plot armour", I'm saying "plot armour" is a bad argument, just makes it sound like you don't liek the outcome, not the content.

Criticising bad writing would be a better approach

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>>53770672
Do whatever it is when any other insignificant thing is in the way I guess?

>>53807207
Pardon my language, proximity to Minotaurs without my helmet on apparently exposes me to the same retard field as their fans and I temporarily lost control of my tongue.

>>53807139
I did say ''fellating writers'', but i see your point. In the end, it's not that i expect them to actually get destroyed or anything, but what other chapter has their track record of facing off several times against a Primarch (arguably the most powerful one to boot) and surviving? And then retards use it to lowball Magnus, despite even Lorgar, who was BY FAR the weakest of the bunch, being shown swatting down Astartes like flies.

>>53807207
>>53807250
Kek, based Ravens.

Father when?

>>53807308
I can certainly see where you're coming from.

Good thing I'm Imperial Fists mainly, they seem to get a relatively balanced treatment, competent but not perfect.

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>>53807400
>I'm Imperial Fists mainly
>mfw loyalist, just love Magnus and The Sons and lament their fate
>mfw plebians dismiss Dorn and his sons as boring and bland
>mfw the true patricians know Dorn is arguably the greatest Primarch and DEFINITELY top 3, same goes for his sons
>mfw they're not my favorites but i love and respect the fuck out of them

Stand proud son of Dorn, don't ever listen to plebs and newshits. Dorn and The Fists are absolute top tier.

DORN LIVES

>>53807543
Noice

What would be better as a return? Punished Dorn or Dreadnought Dorn?

>>53807575
Punished Dorn. Please don't even mention the other one. I know it would perfectly fit The Fists theme and the setting, but it's too much. It would break me seeing him like that.

>>53807575
naked slaaneshi dorn

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>>53807614

>>53807605
I know what you mean, especially if he's got that dread-senile stage... its why I'm worried they'd do that, for the extra pathos.

Can you imagine the reunion with rowboat? Gulliman's so excited to finally meet one his brothers again and then having to deal with the reality...

>>53807605
much better to have Punished Dorn, crusading with his fists and black templars, having to build up his legion, one last time.

>>53807745
>having to deal with the reality'
I REFUSE. DORN IS UNBREAKABLE.
pls no ;_;

>>53807782
This so much.

>>53807849
yfw he's regressed and thinks it's still the great crusade

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>>53807915

>>53807982
I'm no writefag and its probably shit but

>Hello Dorn
>AH GULLIMAN, I'VE PUT TOGETHER NEW PLANS FOR TERRA'S FORTIFICATION BEFORE YOU MUSTER YOUR LEGION AT CALTH
>Thank you Dorn, I'll ensure they are enacted among the legion.
> ..... ROBUTE?
>Yes Rogal?
>WHERE IS SIGISMUND?
>He...
>BROTHER I... I CANT FEEL MY LEGS....

I don't know why I'm doing this to myself

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>>53808277
You're doing it to the both of us.