Dryads killed his family.
>>53757628
Because they are smug self righteous tree fuckers.
>>53757628
He got cucked after his gf left him for a superior Elf male
>>53757628
Ive no quarrel with elves. My only interest in them is their nutritional qualities. It is difficult to find one who does not have a great deal of excess zinc and protein however.
>>53757792
well as it stands this is the most believable explanation
>>53757628
where is the obligatory /tg/ are elves post? >>53758071
source?
Shit like this.
>>53757628
He's a nice guy who treats women well but the fair maiden he was courting ran off with Elf Chad.
elf genocide best day of my life
Success breeds jealousy
>>53757792
FUCKING KNIFE EARS GO DIE
Can I have an elf bf pls
>>53759476
You can go fuck yourself buddy
around elves, watch yourserlves
>>53757628
Because they are either the manifestation of evil or have caused all evil, such as unleashing evil gods or fiddling with the fabric of reality, thereby creating portals into whoknowswhathell.