Does your character have any offspring, /tg/?

>>53751347

He has probably enough grandchildren to form his own sports team, but that's par for the course when you're an Elf who loved a Human woman.

At this point in his career, adventuring around the Human kingdoms is more of an excuse to see what his descendants are up to. The rest of the party doesn't even know that they've met some of his relatives already.

>>53751347
He did, but they were killed by a cult.

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>>53751347
Biologically no and never will, rendered infertile by arcane mishap. Has a protege though.

>>53751546
*shakes fist* Damn you killer GMs!

>>53751347
I don't trust myself with children, so why would I trust my own characters?

>>53751560
Yes, damn killer GMs, but it did pretty much give him his motivation to go questing with the rest of the party so suitable vengeance should make up for it. One day daddy will see them again.

My first character was a human priest who shagged an alchemist fox girl and had a daughter. Played her in a future campaign in the same setting.

Also had a light cleric in DnD who had his family killed by a vampire, so he /had/ offspring, but they're dead now.

She hasn't given birth yet, but she is pregnant.

Yeah probably

>>53751347
Never tried it before, most of my characters aren't old enough or aren't human enough to do it.

>>53752010
>my characters aren't old enough
Are we talking not old enough for responsible parenting or not old enough for impregnation?

>>53751347
Well, I applied for a oneshot with a character from my setting who fathered a god of thieves. But that's sort of a moot point because his backstory is hopelessly irrelevant to the actual game. I mostly named him the dad because I needed one for the god.
It's sort of complicated.

My party has a wizard who's old enough to have married, and seen his family die of natural causes, and is now wondering what meaning life has left for him.

Meanwhile, the cleric gave birth to twins, with the fighter as their dad, in the last session.

>>53752024
The former. I have had a few characters get pregnant, both in real games and in ERP, but never got to the point of birthing children.

Current one, no.
The one before this one, though, had a whole lot of kids with a demigoddess before the campaign was prematurely concluded: it's pretty much assumed that all his kids would had been strong as him and his wife...and just as pants-on-head retarded as both of them. They were a match made in heaven (probably literally).

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My shadowrunner's daughter got caught buying answer keys for standardized tests online and got put on academic probation the other week.

When I tried to chastise her her she told me that the spirit I have our shaman summon to watch the apartment when I go out on runs during the week sure as hell cant help her with calculus and that I have no place to chastise her for something as small as cheating when practically everyone in the apartment building knows that I steal and kill for a living.

She said that I always tell her I do dangerous work so she had the opportunities to grow up into a better person than I did, but that I never stopped to think what kind of person growing up without her father ever being there was going to make her. Asked a bunch of questions about her social life, her friends, where she went on the weekends - I couldn't answer any of them.

I feel kind of shitty, desu

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>>53752255
Give your GM a beer, he's pretty okay.

>>53752255
Dang. That's plausibly rough, buddy. Kudos to your GM.

>>53752255
That's tough. My friend had a similar thing happen to him in a game I was running. He was an investigator for effectively a Shadowrun-world version of Public Security Section 9. He took the max ranked Dependent flaw but told me he had a rocky relationship with his wife and daughter.

Eventually as the sessions wore on he kept staying out nights and once went a week without seeing his family. One of the big mid-campaign arcs was having the group slow their roll on the investigation so that he could talk his wife out of a divorce.

>>53752255

This reminds me of all the best moments I had in my games, the ones that really kick you in the balls. Damn, I need a new group bad.

> tfw anthropomorphic hornet
> tfw my bee children fly out of my character's vagina and attack

>>53752255
Tell the little one that negligent parenting is preferable to oppressive parenting.

>>53751347
God I hope not.

>>53752788

Bullshit.

>>53752882
No, really, trust me on this one, talking from experience.

>>53752919

Speaking as the one who had negligent parents I highly doubt that oppressive parenting could be worse.

>>53752937
Speaking as one had negligent parents before the state removed me and placed me into an oppressive home:

Oppressive is worse. Far, far worse.

Negligent means you have to take care of yourself. Which is fine. Oppressive means lost teeth, broken noses, and fractured cheeks.

>>53753074

I think you mean abusive mate, and yeah I'd agree that outright abusive is probably worse, but when you say oppressive I think of that parent who hovers all the time and tries to force you to work hard in school and not go and party and shit. Simple miscommunication.

>>53752937
Having to strive for yourself is tough for a child, but having others actively hinder you is tougher.

20 kids.

>>53753105
Yeah, see oppressive and abusive go hand in hand. With strict parenting comes the violence to enforce it. A parent that hovers and makes sure you're doing right by yourself and others isn't oppressive. They're just normal parents. The oppressive ones are the ones that leave marks on your arms and wrists.

>>53753105
>oppressive / abusive
Thin line between the two sometimes. I got sent to hospital by my parents couple times through their methods of enforcing the authority, yet I wouldn't call them abusive.

>>53751347
that's a boy isn't it?

>>53753291
It is, first and foremost, a child. Thus its gender should not matter because children are not for sexual. Capishe?

>>53751347
huh. No not really, but I'm just realizing something always ends up getting adopted on the way. I feel like this is far more common innit

>>53752255
At least he's a better dad than my last Fighter.
>Be irresponsible noble warrior, almost a warrior prince
>Had a relationship with a seductress drow whose father ended up killing the general (Fighter's secret biological father)
>The drow ended up bearing a daughter without the Fighter knowing, who became the adoptive daughter of the main villain, who was the Fighter's adoptive uncle
>The Fighter, who was on the way to reforming before the drow betrayed him, goes back to wanton drunkenness
>Eventually gets sent to adventure to get rid of him
>Drow seductress changes skin using magic potion, is now a human barmaid
>Of course they meet up again, she seduces him, he impregnates her with twins
>They marry, things start looking up
>Fighter is captured by his uncle and tortured nearly to death, low-key betrayed by another member of the party
>Has to make a deal with a devil to return and protect his wife and children, who are almost certainly in danger
>Wages a war for the devil as part of his deal
>Wins, but he and his wife both die
>His wife trades her soul for the safety of the children
>Now they're both devils
>Have a fourth child, a son (devil because both his parents are)
>He tries to be an ideal father, but he's constantly working for his infernal master
>Son begins to follow in his footsteps, becomes obsessed with avenging the events that led to his father's fall from grace
>Father is afraid son will turn out just like him, not sure if he wants that or not
>Still has no idea where the rest of his children are,
>If he or his wife ever found out they would become obsessed with getting them back

>>53751347
Not yet. The terms of his pact made generations ago claims the first-born child of any descendant. He's the second-born son and he fully intends to kill his older brother, break the pact, then if he survives have a kid or several with his wife.

>>53751347
Current? None that he knows of. Previous? You could say he sort of fathered himself. The one before that? She made a bunch of people, but none the old-fashioned way.

>>53753315
Does not compute.

None that my GM knows about.

>>53751347

No, having children is gay.

>>53752788
And good parenting is better than both.

many, both human and half-orc.

and half-anything else with tough women that can breed with humans.

>>53753560
I would imagine it is, yeah.

>>53751347
She goes to war in jeans. If she had any stake in the fate of the world beyond the view in front of her own eyes she wouldn't be doing what she does for a living.

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I am a Kobold who adopted a Gnoll child named Null. I have no idea what the child's gender is, the DM never specified what it is.

My character, a mercenary in a modern day game, has an adopted daughter she picked up in Africa.
Currently, the team is on a mission to rescue her from someone they pissed off on a previous job.

>>53751489
>He has probably enough grandchildren to form his own sports team

You realise you could use the various fighter/barbarian rules D&D have to call on them in times of need, right?

Don't think of that family as backstory, think of them as a mechanical asset you can abuse to break your GM's game wide open

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>>53751347
He has grandkids, the guy is 70 years old.

Reconnected with his son and his daughter during the campaign. Found out he had a elf daughter-in-law. It's weird having someone older than you calling "father", but she invented estoc swords in the setting so she's cool.

>>53754390
I might try to call on them if we're in dire straits. His backup plan for when shit goes bad is to teleport to the city they live in and try to lay low for a while with whichever one remembers their weird old grandpa. He tries not to visit too much since it's weird for his kids, who are all getting up there in age, but he does write.

Could be good though. His wife was a Human Sorceress who he went to ye olde magick schoole with, so maybe one of them inherited the spark and could help out.

>>53753291
Actually, nope. It's the daughter of player's hero character in Dragon Quest 5.

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Well she is essentially a living wasp hive and sees the wasps as her kin and herself their caretaker so in a way kind of?

>>53751347
No, but he did grow attached to the genetic super-children he was working on. While he initially got on board the questionable project to jumpstart his career as a doctor, he made a point of ensuring the children's safety and wellbeing above all else. While he's been constantly chastised and threatened for getting in the way of progress his medical skills have become irreplaceable and he knows they'd rather not have to follow him around making sure he doesn't spill the beans on their less-than-ethical practices.

Although he acts cold to keep his distance from them some of them have taken to calling him "Uncle" which delights him to no end. He drinks to forget the ones that don't make it.

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>>53751347
>Be bard
>Realise you might as well impregnate half of the kingdom
>Random, adorable children pop-out on your wake, claiming you are the papa

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>>53751347
Define "offspring".

>>53755328
coh is a good artist.

>>53751347
My character has spored many times. How many times they've borne fruit is unknown.

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>>53755347
>ywn have an army of loli girls who fight to the death for their daddy

>>53751347

Probably

>>53755447
So, erm, is there or a source or something?

>>53755602
Nevermind, found it after some detective work, artist is hase yuu

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>>53755602
I actually have no idea where these are from, I've just gradually been saving them over time while browsing /k/

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Two young daughters in Osaka who naturally got caught up in the campaign after our Special Vehicles unit raised enough hell to attract the attention of a terror cell which decided it would have to tie our hands around our backs to weaken security around a conference. They did that by kidnapping both girls, taking them to a warehouse then calling us out on the eve of the conference.

Knowing he'd never get away with walking his labor out of the hangar as soon as the call came in, he convinced his carrier driver to break from the convoy and take him to the warehouses to fight the kidnappers. The girls had a lot of fun watching 'Papalabor' square off against the three evil labors lying in wait for him and his crappy Asuka. One of the labors ran out of batteries as soon as the fight started and the other two were defeated by a carrier crashing into them both.

His wife took the first opportunity she had to take both daughters away with her to the countryside with her parents. He and the driver got suspended for the stunt and how he laid into the terrorist ringleader after he'd surrendered. Everything nearly got shut down due to the damages incurred.

My guardsman has a farm with a couple of kids and a wife his Inquisitor let him see as a reward for killing a Chaos Space Marine.

>>53755970
As in he got to go home for a vacation?

>>53756004
Yep, got to recoup on the farm before going back to work

>>53753227
>I got sent to hospital by my parents couple times through their methods of enforcing the authority, yet I wouldn't call them abusive.
thats extremely abusive :( im sorry you had that experience

>>53751347
Possibly. Paternity is not a huge concern for the tribe. Kids are raised collectively.

>>53751347
20 of em
All adorable blondies, powerful with dad's teachings and dykeshit.

Depends. I have one (a dwarf in a modern fantasy working for the Pinkertons) with two children from two different women. One's a full dwarf, he's currently an NCO in the French army. The other's a younger half-dwarf girl.

The only other character I played with kids was a goblin gun-scavenger. He used to run salvage ops out of dungeons to feed his twelve kids.

>>53751347
GM here. The players have about 2 kids between the 3 of them. The BBEG has a full family that both loves and supports him. The players have met some of the villain's family, kids and grandkids mostly. They didn't know the connection, but they keep running into the BBEG's extended family. The family is mostly observing the party's actions and reporting to their ((great(grand))father.

>>53752255
This is the kind of shit I hope I'll never have to deal with.

One is a kobold in guard formation, so he's too young to have some.

The second is a bard in a home rewed version of madmax. He may have some, but he ran away each time without thinking.

>>53758888
Checked aaaand motherfucking checkd

>>53758888
>hitler doesn't want any kid drama
I'm not shocked

>>53751347
Not yet, though she's married to another PC and plans to settle down as soon as they tire of the traveling life.

>>53751347
My character was not designed to fabricate offspring or copies of itself. It's a means of maintaining the copyright the manufacturer has on it's design.

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He did

Before the BBEG(aka the DM) kidnapped and killed them in front of me

>>53758888
>posting on 4chan
Don't worry, you won't.

>>53751549
Source? Something feels familiar about that image.

Do you get to control your own children in games?

>>53759375
Looks like Murcielago(which is a manga, not just a car) to me.

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A wife, a son and two daughters.
All four were made by him.
>Doppelganger sent to steal his spell book.
>Steal his soul and make a wife with it.

>Band of reckless teenagers invaded his tower.
>Only three didn't try to escape

>>53759954
>ywn brainwash some young adventurers to be your foster kids and a changeling to become your perfect waifu
Why even live

Father of 3, grandfather of 8. Lost his wife to old age and decided he wanted to see the world in his twilight years.

70 year old Wizard who spent his life working as a Roofer, used spare money here and there to buy old tomes and scrolls. Practiced magic on his days and nights off to entertain his grandkids. Sends roughly 90% of his earned treasure home to his 3 kids to give his grandkids a good comfy life.

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>>53751347
I have a gnoll daughter as a human.

Things started a bit sour but turned alright.

>>53755447
Why aren't any of them wearing underpants? They're wearing everything else.

>>53751347
No, my elf is only 28 years old, which is about 15 and a half in human terms. She's still got way too much of her life ahead of her to want to settle down and have kids.

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>>53760516
That isn't how elf aging works

>>53751347
Mine's a vampire, so more than I can possibly count thanks to how Dhampirs and Katanes are made.

>>53751347
My eviladin had a child by another PC during a time skip. The father doesn't actually know and she's keeping it that way since that means she can educate the boy as she sees fit. She's not a good person, but thankfully for the kid he's mostly brought up by a dwarven nanny.
He looks pretty weird since his parents are an aasimar and a faun.

My other pc is a married tiefling wizard who's had about fifteen kids, all of whom left the house as soon as they could. Wizard mom is sad that most of them drew on their fiendish blood and became sorcerers. I keep hoping the DM will make use of them someday.

>>53751347
Himself

>>53751347
My character is 13 and also a closet faggot so no he doesn't.

>>53760915
>13
>already a faggot
Anon stop roleplaying as yourself.

>>53751347
Yes she does.

>>53760915
> 13 Years
> Already a faggot
Are you sure? Maybe he's just confused. The majority of my gay friends took more time to discover they were fags

>>53751347
All of my characters are descendants of each other so yeah, I guess. The Thunderblade line of bards, who record their grand adventures as bardic tales and songs and compile them in their family library in Waterdeep.

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>>53753315
>It is, first and foremost, a child.
It looks more like a cartoon to me.

>>53751347
She got two half-fairy daughters and a normal human daughter on the day.
Uh, the children are more magical than biological in nature, though. Fairy magic literally made children grow out of flowers.

>>53759375
That's Murcielago indeed. And if anon's character has the same plans for his protege that Kuroko has for her's...

>>53751347
Not yet, but assuming he isn't rendered infertile by Draconic Pact, Manah Razz may try to see if half-Gairas can be made.
If it succeeds, she's SO trolling the humaboo Legion Ramses with the fact that she's the one who did it first.

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>>53760501
To distract the enemy of course!

>>53761158
>two half-fairy daughters
How did you manage that?

My most recent 4e character is an ex-prostitute shifter, nineteen years old, who has a one year old daughter. She saved up to buy a good weapon (an arquebus, the setting has early firearms) and then went adventuring, because adventurers make a ton of money. She sends most of her profit from dungeon delving and ruin exploring back home--she left her daughter with her two sisters and her brother in law. Simple math; by leaving, there was one less mouth to feed and the profit made could more than make up the difference from the fact she wasn't working the streets anymore.

She misses her little baby girl greatly, and she's only been away from home for about three months.

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>>53761414
My character asks herself that same question everyday. Note to self: never drink fairy mead again.

On a more serious note, fairies on that setting are weird. They're absolutely immortal and "born from nature or emotion" (their words, not mine). A fairy liked me too much, I liked her too, she says "I know! Let's have children!", "Sure!... No, what, wait, how is that even going to-"... and next thing I know, two little girls with tiny fairy wings.
Since the human daughter is literally an homunculus too (created previously to fairy shenanigans), I can't say bothered by weird science or magic anymore.

>>53751347
Certainly not one as ugly and deformed as your pic, faggot.

>>53761003
He is confused, but I as a player know how he's going to turn out. It was a prank gone sexual.

My Setite in VtM has one childer, that I am grooming to become my bodyguard/warrior Setite. He's a total bro.

>>53761460
Sounds like some magical realm bullshit, anon. Die in a fire you furry fuck.

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>>53761845
Well, thank goodness you liked each other at least. I'd hate to think what a fairy that is friendzoned or going through a breakup would do.

>>53751347
Yes, but only in his epilogue.
After we defeated the God King of Azamel's armies with the support of the scattered city states, my wandering fighter finally settled down in the first town we had come across way at the beginning of the campaign. He married the daughter of the Captain of the Guard and became a farmer. He had a son who he taught to work the land and live simply, but never spoke of his past life as an adventuring hero. He died of a fever and his son took over the farm until one day a flood washed out their tool-shed, revealing the sword that the fighter had buried long ago.
I'm paraphrasing my GM's post, but that's the gist.

>>53751347
Only ever had one character that had a kid outside prolouge
He could run for the world's worst dad award, leaving the kid, coming back once they are full grown and demanding they aspire to become like them.
It worked.

>>53765175
I don't get it. Why is it magical realm, and why is that character a sign of furfaggotry?

>>53767611
It's tangentially related to sex and therefore magic realm. And a shifter is a semi-werewolf from the Eberron d&d setting.

>>53751347
I don't but current game I'm running one of the PCs has four kids. He actually retired the character because getting a letter from his wife about how the kids were doing made him realize he was missing their childhood. Though he doubts the retirement will last because he is an adventurer and his goal try to find a way to remove his daughters curse

>>53767685
Oh.

So reactionary faggotry, then?

>>53751347

It seems to be a tragic thing for me.

One character ended up fathering quads in a magical accident of sorts. They ended up orphans, adopted by the mage's liege lord.

Another ended up fathering a son, but died horribly before seeing them born.

I swear my next character is going to be asexual and live until dying in his sleep from old age...

>>53760501

They're going commando commandoes, of course.

Kids often mix things up that sound the same to hilarious results.

>>53754976
you activated my trap card, "my fetish"