Pathfinder General /pfg/

>>53737036

Does having a demi-god character who founded an entire imperial dynasty between just her and her hubby count?

>>53737036


Had a wife and kid, was used against him as blackmail so he'd serve the new king (who murdered his father) and turn on the party.

>>53737036
>Does your character have a family
He ate them. Not that it was /his fault/, he was kind of insane at the time
>Husband or Wife
He's goot a girlfriend. She enjoys cuddling
>Do they awake to the pitter-patter of little feet on the floorboards?
Soon, they will
>Do they want a family?
Yes, desperately.

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>>53737036

Does a glabrezu duke marrying a succubus queen count? They're more NPC from two different games getting hitched..

>>53737036
>Growing Strong Edition: Does your character have a family? A husband or wife? Do they awake to the pitter-patter of little feet on the floorboards? Do they want a family?

Suddenly, I'm reminded of my Rifts character. He was one of 7 children, and was convinced that something had been hunting his family for over a century, as every single family member would have an 'accident' before the age of 30, but beyond that, he didn't know what was going on, and the rest of the family thought he was just being paranoid. For a while, nothing happened. Then we met the major villain, and he showed up in a sled being pulled by every dead member of my family (oh, by the way, you entire family of high level characters has been massacred while you were gone) just to honk me off. No mystery, no reasoning, nada. I learned my lesson.

Ignore and report, anons.

Real thread here:
>>53736969

>>53737036
>Character 1, Human Cavalier
Yes, but we don't talk about them. No, no, and someday, when he's ready.

>Character 2, Aasimar Bloodrager
Not sure if he has any living relatives, no, no, and maybe. Depends on if he survives the campaign.

>Character 3, Tiefling Cavalier
No, no, no, and desperately

>>53737036
He's practically married to the law. Serious answer: He's not sure if he wants to start a family or not.

>>53737396
Hi Sleep

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>>53737036
Why did he marry a sunc@?

>>53737119
>Yes, desperately.
Getting a bit peckish, huh?

>>53738056
>bit puckish

He'll eat his wife OUT, man, not eat her up.

>>53737036

My sorcerer was orphaned as a child, it's his "main goal" to find his parents through some riddle/prophecy given to him by an oracle in Sothis as a teenager. They were prominent wizards in the city but vanished during my character's infancy.

I also genuinely have no idea what happened to his parents, my GM drops hints here and there but my character hasn't made much headway as of yet so anytime I get details I tend to get way too excited haha.

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I need ideas for "ancient evil creatures" that would be "awakened by and drawn to large concentrations of [pic related]".

so far I have kythons out of the old Book of Vile Darkness

but what else might be attracted to it?
NO ORDINARY DEMONS


3 man party low and medium character levels...

Is Starfinder broken crap already?

>>53739485
No way to tell yet. Some of the stuff they've said is worrying (Sci-fi super future tech flashlights that last 10 hours? Counting individual bullets?), but most of it's fine. We'll know when the actual rulebook comes out in August.

>>53739684
All of your guns share the same pool: charges.

>>53739684
we don't know if there's a way to bring in extra ammo packs yet. Common wisdom says we should, but paizo has occasionally deviated from all rational thought.

>>53741095
Half and half on realism. I enjoy party banter and fun but dark settings get my dick hard.
>>53741072
Re-bumping this because whenever I ask something a new thread instantly gets made.

>>53738030
He's a dork knight. Of course he's a shitter and married a sunc@. Non-shitters would have married a moonc@ or a viera

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>>53741008
>>53741017
Enjoy knocking people off of cliffs.

>>53741043
Getting to work on this.

>>53741054
Empath is pretty good stand alone. Dunno about War Dancer/ Masquerade Reveler, but I'd almost guarantee that Empath can hold against Avowed if push comes to shove.

Here's the doc for the new thread: Let me know if y'all want anything homebrewed!

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>>53741159
https://docs.google.com/document/d/14a3bZPwqqj4Zclwk08vdjKENz0jHbl4yjZ_OFNXex8k/edit?usp=sharing

Fuck me, forgetting the doc link.

Anyways, taking requests.

>>53741159
Makes me fucking moist
Thanks anon!
We should see about getting this stuff approved by DMs

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>>53741179
If there's an issue from the GM, let me know and I'll tune numbers how they see fit.

I'm kinda sad the lactation weirdo never reviewed their request.

>>53741159
thanks for the advice on empath's and avowed. I was worried that giving 1/2 level d6 damage dice per hit on touch attacks would rack up damage way too fast if not tied to a slow BAB progression compared to a regular character. if an empath can keep up, then I have no worries about character imbalance.

>>53741246
Avowed has some power behind it, but Empath has a lot of breadth to it. The Vestiges can fill a lot of shoes; so while the avowed may be good in their specialization area, the Empath has a much wider breadth to pull from.

Who is best boy in ensoulment?

A little something for you guys!

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1PaDY-t_DNOt7OI3cwpFnSO8pINABD_0u1_Gps5nGsbE/edit?usp=sharing

>>53741263
Jericho
aaaaaaa I want to PM DHB and eat his cookies!

>>53741309
Who the fuck is Evan Hughes?

>>53741326

some jack ass i made up

Curious if anyone has any of the pawn pdfs that aren't just flat images?

I hate the stupid fucking red boxes around everything and prefer to remove them in Acrobat, but for a bunch of the older things (first 4 bestiaries, npc codex, etc) it's a bitch to do manually in photoshop.

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>>53741331
Shoulda used a more obviously fake name.
Like Francis Morgan.

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>>53741043
Dancing weapon Sheath is now good to go (Sheath of Spectral Weapons)

One more homebrew request before I go to sleep.

>>53741354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzvXBFwcyek

>>53741363
Bladeslinger's Cuirass
A chestpiece and rigging setup that bind weapons to them, granting them some sort of calling effect so you can either throw a shitload of weapons, or blast them at people with psionics or some shit

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>>53741381
I must be tired, because I have no idea what you're trying to communicate here.

Can you explain again? Have a cute catfolk for your troubles.

>>53741373
Nothing like some good DP on a Saturday night

>>53741408
Imagine a suit of armor with swords strapped all over it
Now imagine throwing said swords in some manner, and them having different effects and all having the "Calling" enchantment

>>53741420
Alright. I'll see what I can do with this.

I'm looking for any third party books containing decent witch hexes. Any recommendations?

>>53741409
Wouldn't you agree, Zach?

>>53741479
have you checked the SRD? usually they have a good amount of 3rd party hex stuff there.

You can then check the books that the ones you like are from.

>>53741507
Poor choice

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>>53741420
Alright! It's in the document! And it's a wordy one, to the extend where I think I'm going to try to cut it down when I wake up. Simplify it. Make it cheaper. Maybe make it modular so you can pick and choose which abilities to add to it.

Anyways, getting some sleep. See you next time!

>>53741765
Have a good bed, homebrew anon!

>>53740974
>>53741111
It doesn't bug me from a balance stand point, assuming you can bring extra batteries (I assume they'll just use some of your carried volume or something). That's fine.

Thematically, counting each shot doesn't really make sense for something that's more in line with heroic fantasy or an action movie. Nobody gives a shit exactly how many bullets are in a gun unless it's dramatically appropriate for someone to run out (presumably at the same time as their opponent, so they can drop their weapons and have a kickass martial arts duel instead). Also it's annoying as fuck to track- how many people do you know that track individual arrows in Pathfinder already?

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>>53741844
You know, it's kind of silly to say, but everybody in my current group tracks ammo. The change from actual ammo to a manipulatable resource doesn't really affect us other than giving us more ways to interact with our ammo counters.

But that's the big thing I see a lot of people missing - in the pathfinder livestream playtest, the mechanic overcharged his Diode Laser by burning two extra charges for increased damage. There's also specifically some weapons that are going to use more charge than others at a given time (the example given being a rocket launcher requiring four charges per shot). what this implies is that there's going to be a considerable number (possibly even a large number, given every class will have access to this resource pool) of feats that manipulate how many charges you spend, ways to recover them, charge cost reduction, all that jazz.

I don't think it's just a bullshit thing that's going to be forced on everybody - I'm operating under the assumption that it's going to be an additional avenue of character customization - no doubt you'll eventually be able to customize your favorite gun to never run out of ammo, for example, or maybe you can design a gun that dumps all of its charges into a single shot in a glorious bullshit superlaser effect. This has a lot of potential to be really fucking cool.

>>53741892
I haven't checked any of the starfinder stuff yet, can you overcharge weapons for makeshift explosives?

>>53741909
We don't know yet, unfortunately - until we get our hands on the rules, we're flying blind and basically only have speculation to work off of. The recent interview on The Drift was very informative, but incomplete for forming an accurate picture.

>>53741892
I understand that it's more mechanically relevant. There are abilities that interact with it. That's the core of the problem- if it's mechanically irrelevant it's way easier to just ignore, if it actively matters for a bunch of abilities, you can't ignore it without changing a bunch of other shit. Making it more important is bad for me and my group, and I imagine anyone who doesn't want to count how many shots are in their phaser or whatever the fuck.

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>>53741992
It's the nature of the beast, unfortunately. There's always going to be some level of resource tracking in a game like this; spellcasters have a doozy of a time of it in Pathfinder, and Paizo seems to be wanting to bring pure martial characters in line with said spellcasters. They can either go with the 4e route of "you get all this shit at will, all this shit per encounter, and all this shit once per day" but people would rightly call shenanigans on that. Without completely taking away everything that makes spellcasters tick, this is the best way to bring martials in line while still creating a form of attrition, which actually is important to the game's design.

>>53741992
In the playlets one of the martial abilities was to get more charges out of their weapons - for instance, the rocket launcher in the hands of a soldier can get 5 shots instead of four, because he can use 3 charges to fire a shot off instead of 4, unlike everyone else. This makes them less reliant on the supposedly omnipotent caster recharge spells.

So counting ammo is a good thing for martial, because they actually get more out of it than casters can since it reduces their reliance on casters.

>>53742050
Hate to say it, but that's inaccurate. As the person who wrote the document - that was an example I provided of what it could mean, not something we have confirmed.

That said, we also don't have the whole "caster recharge" thing confirmed at all either. We just don't know enough. Sorry for being unclear.

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'sup /pfg/

Wasn't there a book dedicated to Aroden? If there was, is it in one of the troves?

Crossbows, slings, or arquebus/muskets for non-archers (particularly to equip the whole party)?

What games are recruiting right now? Any fun gestalts chargen?


>>53742650
They all kind of suck, desu. At least sling is free and if your DM allows for it has some inventive uses in what it can throw. Crossbow requires a feat to be decent, and guns are only worth it if it's commonplace and you have a way to repair them if they break.

>>53742756

What do you need to repair them?

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What characters make the cutest characters?

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>>53742845
I find that helpful support characters are usually really cute, especially if they cast helpful buffs and other valuable spells.

>>53742864
Is that Albedo?

Which characters do you want to see in Bamboozle Ark Abyssia?

After release Fool's Errand our group have one question - can you attack after jump if you still in the air or after initiating maneuver, witch includes jump or teleportation and attack at the end of it?
Because Fool's Errand have maneuver that says
>If
your movement ends in a location that cannot support you,
your attack occurs before you fall (you take falling damage
as normal). If you have a means to fly, glide, or hover after
your movement, you may do so.

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/pgg/, i have a warpriest that curses in-and-out character everytime he fails crafts.
At the end of last session, he rolled his craft and landed a 1 on his +2 full plate craft, throwing a hissy fit and screaming blasphemies to her god Milani.

I'd like a scenario where Milani herself summons him to her garden-court and goes "What the fuck man?!" but temporarily loses her power by trying to do so. So the powerless Milani goes around with the group for a while until X trigger and she can get her status back.

But the group is only liv. 6, would such a story arc fit this level? I'm all about fun times, but it does indeed feel slighty inappropriate...

>>53739675
JttW ends before Ensoulment, ergo I can update my availibility if it becomes a problem.

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>>53742741

How would you do a campaign based on the Spanish Conquest of America?

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>>53741124
Objectively SHIT fucking taste!

Male roegadyn is superior to all the inferior female forms!

> newest ensoulment app

I wonder how many people are angling towards becoming quirky npcs on purpose.

>>53743059
>Failing craft checks
Nigga you need +10 to craft and take 10 to pass checks on mwk armor, magic is DC 5+caster level, so it tops at CL 15 for +5 armor, so DC 20.
How the fuck is your warpriest failing crafts?
Level 6 is 6 ranks +3 CS +2 from mwk tools or traveler's any-tool, for +11. The warpriest should never be failing. And given craft's nature, you should be able to take 10.

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>>53743243
>6 ranks
not this guy
>mwk tools
not this guy
>taking 10
not this guy

But that's not the point.
At what level you can fuck with deities?

>>53743092
Party are conquistadors uniting the tribes against their fabulously wealthy (and fabulously evil) overlords?

>>53743331
Dunno, I'd dare guess a well optimized group of level 15s could fuck up a CR 25 or higher deity reliably.

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>>53743092

Gold.

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>>53743092

>>53743416
Pazuzu and his homies all at once couldn't kill Lamashtu right after she became a goddess, at her very weakest point.

Deities are fucking tough, m8.

>>53737036
That cat dresses like she wants to make a third!

Do your characters have sexy clothes, General? Something unintentionally or intentionally showing off their figure?

>>53743428
ZONE needs to hurry the fuck up with the Chel flash.

>>53743619
Zone still does their thing? damn

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>>53737036
My campaign is set in a pirate town. How do I make sailing more fun?

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>>53743509
Intentionally, of course.

>>53743428

That subtle blowjob...

>>53743506
Pazuzu is a cuck
Pazuzu is a bore
Pazuzu is in my next KFC Bucket

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>>53743509
"Oops, I forgot to button up my shirt again. ...what? Button it up now? Nah."

>>53743691
>t. Yama

What the fuck is the "Mageguru's Trove" website supposed to be? I have no idea what that site is

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What do or should elves think about guns? What about dwarves?

>>53743646
Does Branwen actually wear that while adventuring? Seems kind of impractical.

>>53743506
Lamashtu is probably way higher CR, tho. But I dare bet that a party with two optimized damage dealers and one buffer could very easily fuck up a CR 25 Archdevil or Demon Lord

>>53743786
I think Elves would take to firearms like flies to sugar, imagine a family rifle hundreds of years old, altered and upgraded until it's a wholly unique weapon suited to that particular clan.

>>53743786
>>53743819
>sharpshooters that have been practicing for 500 years

That's some wild shit right there.

>>53743819
I would imagine that elves would be the ones to invent silencers, to ensure that their delicate sense of hearing isn't so adversely affected by firing.

>>53743786

Elves and dwarves are autistic enough to make rifling and semi-automatic firearms work a hundred or more years before it becomes mainstream.

>>53741263

Vandread because he makes autists mad.

>>53743949
As an autist, I have to say that Vandread is hilarious.

C3, on the other hand, is a blight and must be destroyed.

>>53743788
That's not what the Anon asked, but no, she has a cloak, furs, scarves, and even a poncho, as well as other dresses.

I'm torn between d&d 5e, 4e and PF.
Would you mind telling me why you choose to use PF over the other systems?

>>53744032
Use 4e, it's the superior system.

>>53744032
Pathfinder is shit. Unless you absolutely have to, don't.

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>>53743930
Elf lords commision dwarves to make their clans firearm.
[1597]
https://youtu.be/cdlecO3gyOo

Every cylinder is hand thrown, polished to perfection and the flints are chipped to almost perfect reliability

Then along come humans with their interchangable parts, industrial manufacturing capabilities and standardised ammunition.
-Some bastard human alchemist discovers percussion primers
>Dwarves hire adventurers to destroy the human factories to protect their income stream

>>53743908
>>53743922
This is also canonical in Starfinder; guns can be upgraded, Elves are good at shooting, and they're now super paranoid.

>>53741263
Honestly? I'm a fan of Vandread and Jericho. Vandread for his refreshing straight forward nature and the cute pics that get posted about him, Jericho for how hilariously he will doom the kingdom with his cursed blood and dick.

>>53744128
This. These two are unironically my favorites, and I submitted a male app that is neither of them.

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>>53743707
This will be my half elven tomboy picture for at least a month.

>>53743786
Elves would see them as another tool to be perfected among the many skills in their lives. Dwarves would find them interesting, but never use them because there are THINGS inside the caverns you do not want to wake up or call attention from.

>>53744366
This, guns are impractical or even dangerous in a Mountain Hall, while Elves relish the use of firearms.

Fuck, now I want to play an Elven Soldier (Sharpshooter) as a Doomsday Prepping Welshman.

>>53744032
PF, so you have actual OPTIONS.

Only play 5e if you want to feel like your mom bought you that bootleg game that's trying to emulate clichés instead of making them.

>>53743714
Yama who?

>>53744425
Yama dama doo

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>>53744032
4e is good if you like wargames
5e is good if you dont wanna have to make too many choices, get going faster, have an easier time learning shit etc.
PF is good if you like math, options or if you are autistic.

>>53741409
... one in each, or double vaginal, or double anal?

what DP is it?

>>53743764
A trove maintained by one of the big contributors over in Da Archive thread. It's easy enough to solve for the right link.

>>53744032
5e if you are a newbie.
PF if you are familiar with tabletop and willing to read a lot.
4e is sort of a middle ground and also for people who hate themselves.

>>53744519
That's not what I meant and you'd know it if you followed the posts.

One in each

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You still have two weeks to apply to PLD! Come join the adventure with the cutest girls, the biggest monsters, and its all covered in noble intrigue and mystery.

https://app.roll20.net/forum/post/5126499/round-2-dot-dot-dot-3/?pageforid=5152402#post-5152402

>>53744634
>intrigue
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>53744634
>the cutest girls

Surely you jest! It is known by all in this fair realm that Ensoulment possesses the cutest girls by far!

>>53744650
this kills the StarToad

>>53744634
On a scale of 1-10 with 1 being a great idea and 10 being the worst idea, rate the idea of joining PLD with a busty smugelf who likes to bully humans without having even an iota of submissiveness in her body.

Would the elves serve well as the Mongols? They still can have hobgoblins under them.

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Is this a better candidate for Fey Avowed or Celestial Avowed?

>>53744634
"This game will require payment to participate."
What is this clownery of a game

>>53744659
>cutest girls

But I want Rory to be the cutest girl!

Speaking of, how bad of an idea is it to submit a carbon-copy of Rory to PLD?

>>53744676
It's the best candidate for GTFO already I'm tired of seeing that picture literally every thread.

>>53744679
A cup of nut milk a day keeps the normies away

>>53744676
Celestial

>>53744634

I'd apply with your homebrew healslut class if it wasn't Thursdays

>>53744659
Ensoulment doesn't count since it's not running yet.

>>53744667
Considering elves are extinct in PLD? You'd have to also be an undead somehow.

>>53744553
One per hole is the best anyway, what chucklehead thinks crowding around the same bit is fun?

It also encourages TP,

>>53744667
Change the race and do it. These girls need to get dominated hard.

>>53744691
Shit excuse for a shit game for shit people.

>>53744672
No, the Mongols are Hongal.

Wow, never realized the name was that lazy until just now.

>>53744714
God help me, I'm actually considering it.

>>53744672
I like to use Elves as Ancient Romans, with humans playing the role of the Ooga Booga tribes and confederations that succeeded them. That way, you have these little Early Medieval human kingdoms with passed down Elven institutions and in some cases even language, but some human customs and other things. It's rather thrilling!

>>53744682
>spoiler

Vult would have you bent over a table within seconds to get that booty smashed by monster

>>53744719
And here we see the shitposter in his native habitat

So focused on trying to troll, he becomes unable to differentiate a joke from idiocy. He lashes out at everything in what is believed to be a mating ritual of some sort, except all the females in this habitat have already joined the PLD harem.

>>53744724
Just do it, make a dominant dick delivery system.

>>53744744
How's it feel, Piggies? You hate Vult, but he's fucked every single waifu in this General.

>>53744682
I'm pretty sure he would have one girl leaping to take the knot

I find it funny how this thread was reasonably tame for most of it, and the poster count supports it.

Compare this with the self-moderated thread of yesterday with all of 25 unique posters.

>>53744762
So has Rory but he somehow manages to be less obnoxious.

>>53744776
>Rory
>Vult
>Everyone hates them
>They're the most successful husbandos in the General

BTFO

>>53744791
CHAD

THUNDERCOCKS

>>53744747
Why not a Cunt Courier Service?

>>53744791
>>53744799
Does the same rule apply to waifus? Or a reverse version, rather?

Are the best waifus the most beloved?

https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/78224/chronicles-of-the-golden-chalice
https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/77201/essentia-forgotten-home
https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/79068/journey-to-the-west
https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/77814/ensoulment-of-the-flower-court
https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/78606/hells-saboteurs

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>>53737036
No family for me.
My current character never met her family. She was born a slave and separated right away, and her earliest memories are of other slaves who were motherly, because they took care of each other like that, but not her actual mother.

One of her motivations is to find her mother some day, but she has no leads other than asking her old owner, but obviously can't really just go and ask since they would try to recapture her (she escaped).

So when she's high level and has a cool reputation, she might walk in to her old owners house and ask, when she's in a powerful enough social/mechanical position to do so.

But until then she just has to wonder.

>>53744864
Hell's Saboteurs is a dead ad made by an idiot who doesn't listen, just remove it from the list.

>>53744811
Because they've got enough cunts, what they want is a fat eager cock to stuff their muffs.

>>53744920
So I need to make a CN degenerate who has absolutely no problem with that, huh?

>>53744828
There is no female version because that isn't how the system works. You can have an infinite number of equally popular waifus, and only a couple husbandos, and it all works out.

If you mean reverse as in least successful husbandos? That would be Slow, easily. People love to suck his dick about his characters but if we're looking at his track record he's got a big fat F in being a romantic interest; Casimir's got nothing, Sigmund's dead without so much as a LOG, Andrik's surrounded by people who ideologically oppose him and I'm sure whatever chucklefuck he makes next is going to be just as dry as the rest of him.

>>53744634
But I don't like monster girls or tentacles.

I like monster boys and seduction.

>>53744956
Something something quality player, quantity sluts.

>>53744864
Why isn't PLD included in this list?

>>53744981
Because lewds.

>>53744791
t. Rory "everything-revolves-around-my-person" the self-shill

>>53744997
So?

>>53744744
If you called what you wrote a joke, you might reconsider existing.

>>53745004
See, you say this but he gets into games. You say this and he gets into girls, like that waifu the thread called cute. You think he's loud and obnoxious and a terrible idiot, but he's more successful than you'll ever be and all the venom spat in this thread is about as potent as a glass of warm milk.

>>53745039
Rory and Gloriana COULD BE TYING THE KNOT RIGHT NOW

>>53744935
And none of the apps submitted are actually able to make the timeslot, so if you posted now, you'd be the only app for consideration.

>>53745133
i wanna app to pld it looks fun

>>53745157
Do it. There's no competition. It's practically a free game.

>>53745019
GarethGate, son

>>53745178
o ok i wanna make an awakend bloodrager do you think volt will allow that its the one archetype that gives the bloodrager some kineticist stuff

>>53745197
Sure.

I'm probably just retarded, but can someone who 'knows' the link for mageguru's trove #2 check if it's actually up, because I solved the puzzle with the obvious-seeming solution and it's not a working link.

>>53745315
volt sounds like a reasonable person

>>53745197
Is it 1pp?

How unfriendly is too unfriendly for a character?

>>53745178
Does that mean I could make Vampire Hunter D and get away with it?

>>53745522
its in legendary kineticists

>>53745178
Way to invite a bunch of troll apps.
No like actually good job, I think that would be a great result of Vult desperately shilling his game and self so hard.

>>53745527
More than one insult per paragraph.

Also, playing any kind of C@ and not a small size R@

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>>53745532
Oh, you'll certainly be hunting down the D in that game.

>>53745574
>troll apps incoming
>Vult just added rules to be a Troll-kin Nightwalkers
:thinking:

>>53745596
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xxQs34UMx4

>>53745584
Oh shit, is that some Hayasaka?

>>53745633
You're goddamn right it is.

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>>53745584
>>53745633
I want to play a romance like Kaguya's someday.

>>53745702
Props for posting best girl.

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>>53745704
You mean incredibly adversarial between the two people and incredibly embarrassing to everyone else around them?
Me too

>>53745729
She's pretty best, but she doesn't get enough screentime to get good reaction shots.
Also, unrelated, the weekly /a/ threads are an absolute treasure

>>53745584
Is Dhampir penis really that strong?

>>53745761
Ishigami best boy

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>>53745740
>>53745761
You'll actually see some of them here first, since I make quite a bit.

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>>53745807
I suppose if we're dumping reaction images, here's a recent one. Appreciating the ones you're giving me.

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>>53745811
>>53745822
I've made a few too, so I'll just toss a few onto the pile.

>>53745633
Why am I not finding anything under the name "hayasaka"?

The fuck is going on here. This is worse degeneracy than normal.

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>>53745857
This was one of my first ones... tis gotten much use since then

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>>53745886
Ah yes, the classic.

>>53745884

>>53744981

I'll add it to my list

>>53745867
It's the character's name, Ai Hayasaka. She happens to be a smug maid who built her own computer and likes watching hydraulic press videos.

>>53745972
What series?

What's even the point of going on when your dreams have never been more distant?

>>53746093
memes, mostly.

>>53746046
Kaguya-sama wa Kokurasetai.

>>53746125
Memes are like ashes upon my tongue, they lack their flavor.

>>53746152
We live in a world of ash, my friend. The dreams of yore are dead and gone.

>>53745039
Uhm...

>he gets into games
So... So do I? I just don't feel the need to advertise that on some random anonymous board like it was a high feat. Is it a high feat for you? Hmm.

>and he gets into girls
Oh, wow. I'm... So impressed. He can keep ERPing on the internet with all the sluts he wants, really.

> that waifu the thread called cute
Whoah. Must be some pedigree. Colour me impressed and shiz.

> You think he's loud and obnoxious and a terrible idiot, but he's more successful than you'll ever be
Hello Rory

Are you crying?

Please don't cry

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.

(I still have no idea who you are)

(And I still don't -care- )

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>>53745972

>>53746267
>He can keep ERPing on the internet with all the sluts he wants, really.
And by that I mean, grown fat men with balding hair pretending to be anime sluts.

Get outside sometimes, Rory.

>>53746267
Rory's shit but why the fuck would you validate the fucking post.

>>53746297
K

>>53746199
Irreverent shitposting on here has been the only thing keeping me from blowing my brains out.

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>>53746340

>he gets into games
What games? He's only ever been accepted to Dragons 2.

So if I did make a Dhampir for PLD, should he have Dayborn so he can be the Daywalker, or should he have fangs for erotic bloodsucking?

>>53746312
Because I'm tired of suffering people's Aspergers about the same single person since last year or so.

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>>53746364

>>53746377
Fangs. It's a lewd game.

>>53746373
>Implying he hasn't been accepted into more private games for the quality of his stupidly enormous ERP

Which scenario has better potential for a game: PCs fighting against chaos in a universe where chaos won or PCs fighting against law where law won?

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>>53746364

>>53746377
>all apps must be human

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>>53744634
Remember! It's a forgone conclusion. Anon can't be wrong, his prophecies are unquestionable.

>>53744956
>Criticizing someone for not giving a shit about their celebrity or even Pathfinder
>Praising someone for spending every waking moment on the Discord, hunting down people for text-sex

Kek.

>>53746446
PC's Fighting against a universe where Law won. But /pfg/ is gay and dumb and will prefer the former.

>>53746516
Wubu doesn't have the time to play though

I really fucking hate my life.

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>>53746446

It'd be kind of hard to do anything in a world where Chaos truly won - pic related, if you remember the "bad end"

>>53746446
>>53746635
Row row fight the powah :DDDDD

So is high CHA a priority for a PLD character?

>>53746729
More like high CON, actually.

Easier to handle pregnancy and large insertions, you see?

>>53746729

Str=Dex > Cha > Con > Wis > Int

Depends if dex melee, archery, gun or str melee

>>53746729
Only for doms

Cha isn't comeliness unless you're a Troll-kin

>>53746635
In an universe where Chaos won, there remain a few islands of relative order to things. However, none of these islands of order is self-sufficient, and PCs must protect the caravans as they pass between ever-changing situations and try and expand the current islands, perhaps trying to find appropriate places where they can make rituals to stabilize the nearby area through a sort of pylon.

>>53742864
w-why

>>53746446
Can chaos actually "win"? There's a distinction between "the forces of chaos" and actual chaos. The former is your hordes of barbarians/demons/what have you that, if they win, raze the land and take survivors as slaves or whatever. They're called chaos but in the end it's just replacing one kind of law with another kind of law. The Abyss, as chaotic as the forces are, still has semblances of order and hierarchy.

Actual chaos winning would be a constant firestorm or warping of reality. People wouldn't be able to survive without constantly moving and trying to avoid whatever events are criss-crossing the land, be it firestorms, chaos magic running wild, or wild packs of uncontrolled demons. That's the least "law" I can think of, and there's still bits and pieces of it remaining based on how things react. And even then there's nothing to "fight against". It's just survival against the world itself.

>>53742864
I actually find support characters uncute most of the time. I associate certain personalities with roles, and with support characters I tend to associate them with being reactive and not having a lot of character removed from their most important relationship.

Quirky offensive casters tend to be on the opposite end of the spectrum but go a little too far for me. I guess a good middle ground is something like the rogue types with a decent CHA.

>>53746869
Chaos winning in Golarion would be like if Abaddon won.

Which is to say, the River of Souls dries up and the dread moon crashes into the Boneyard.

>>53746799
So you're saying Quality build Vigilante?

>>53744366
>half

You sicken me.

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>>53747058
Elves have bug eyes duh.

>>53744634
Fuck off Vult you fucking faggot.

>>53744634
Where is that map from.

>>53746612
Let's form a pact, brother.

My instincts tell me life shouldn't be this horrible.

>>53747171
Drawfriend Surge from cabal cord made it. Turned out pretty stellar

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>>53747206
I can't read the word brother anymore without hearing it in his voice.

>>53747243
Ya?

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How do I handle PC+PC romance as a gm?

How do I handle it as a player not in the pair?

seriously, and I'm not asking for a friend

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>>53747326
Just let them have their fun. As long as it's not disruptive to game flow, it shouldn't be an issue.

I have a group of players that already played pathfinder and are looking for a GM to host since we really want to play. Any GM that can host a game today?

>>53747326
Let them do it, but make sure to be there to slap them apart if all they do is try to fuck each other all session, halting the story in place.

Unless that's the whole campaign, then just be there to hand the lube.

>>53747326
I don't understand, do you need to handle it at all if you're not in the pair? Is there some kind of envious situation here?

If you like the pairing then do as appropriate to support it.
If you're interested in getting in on the situation because you have other scenarios in mind, there's mileage to be gotten by placing obstacles there as a GM or maybe as a player, working with the pair to create a love triangle or something.
If you hate it, just let it have its course unless it becomes disruptive, and if it does just mention now and again that you'd like to get back to whatever the game is about. Be assertive, but not aggressive.
And lastly if you are jealous, then you'll probably just have to live with it and remember that it's not as bad at least as missing out on a possible physical romance.

>>53747326
Stand back and let it happen. Maybe throw an occasional wrench in the way that pulls them apart, or screws with their plans, but nothing that's a hard counter.

Treat it the same way as if your PCs were running a tavern in town between adventures--you don't just burn it the fuck down, but neither do you allow it to be their sole source of income. You just occasionally have problems or side quests relating to it.

Of course, as >>53747385 and >>53747362 said, you should tell them to knock it off and save it for after-game PMs they're slowing down a session.

And if you want in on some of their action, there's always PMs. Or some NPC who loves them both and wants a threesome.

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>>53747487
>Or some NPC who loves them both and wants a threesome.

>See app that resembles the one I'm working on
>Feel confidently that mine is stronger
>Start second-guessing my app anyways because it feels rude to muscle someone out
I'm not suited for the world of meme games.

I wanna run a treasure hunt set in the shackles. How do I keep it fun? Read: Not Boring
Currently going through the sourcebook and making notes of all of the stuff I think I wanna use.

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>>53747487
>tfw you want a relationship with a PC but you also want a relationship with a cute NPC

>>53747514
I said LOVES them both, not just wants the first dick she can grab.

>>53747515
>because it feels rude to muscle someone out

Fuck 'em, if you can write a better version of what they made than they don't deserve to get in.

>>53747537
PCs should date PCs. Whenever I DM, I orchestrate elaborate shipping scenarios.

>>53747555
I love the idea of a pair of PCs getting shipped in-universe by people who know their legend. Maybe even having written it into the stories.

>>53746377
>>53746400
As a player, I will confirm that you should pick fangs and PM me

>>53747515

Whose app are you planning on ruining?

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>>53747587
>I love the idea of a pair of PCs getting shipped in-universe by people who know their legend. Maybe even having written it into the stories.

>mfw the sorceress is writing filthy fan-fics about the party members, especially between the men

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>>53747537
>tfw you're not even sure you deserve romance but literally everyone wants a piece

>>53747699
Everyone wanting a piece means they think you deserve romance, all you need to do is let them into your heart and see how much you deserve them.

Just the tip.

>>53747612
But who are you?

>>53747699
What character?

>>53747762
Given the cutesy pick, and lack of self esteem, it's probably Sleep.

And if it is, just nut up and ask one of the girls out. The worst that can happen is they say no.

>>53747779
I'm sure he'd make any of the girls very happy with his Zweihander-sized personality!

>>53747779
>Given the cutesy pick, and lack of self esteem, it's probably Sleep.
Fucking hell that thing was a one-off joke, come on man.

>>53747669
I could see that bard that follows the team around adding embellishments like that to the saga.

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>>53747826
Just make sure there's frilly dresses!

>>53747823
One of these days, I'm going to play that Bard. I'm going to play that Bard and be the ultimate wingman.

The campaign I'm in just ended with the entire party committing suicide in the 3rd session. I'm so sorry for the DM, but it was pretty much the choice between "submit yourself to the evil guy or die" and everyone chose death.

It was a great campaign and a great character, but it was still really epic to see the entire group prefer death over surrendering to evil.

>>53747826
>>53747838
BROTHERS. OR SISTERS. SOON OUR DAY WILL COME.

>>53747757
>posting at all
>posting in an obnoxious attentionwhoring way

It's either the new girl, Nameless Fae or everyone's favorite dog walker

>>53747858
You shouldn't feel sorry for a GM who put you in that kind of situation.

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>>53747326
>mfw you get cuckolded/NTRed by a party member or NPC

I will never forgive the DM for doing that to me, yet even now I can't help but wonder if he was giving my character tragedy so he might find an even better lover.

>>53747779
Wrong

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>>53747858
...Why not just kill the evil guy?

>>53747812
I want to PM Kyras for sexy noblewoman adventures!

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>>53747886
You know how I guaranteed someone loves my character? The Twisted Love feat!

Help. I think he's the Big Bad.

>>53747878
I'm sure it was intended for us to break free after a session or so, but for my cleric and the monk friend it was pretty much a non-issue to never surrender even an inch to evil. The other two followed along out of guilt (one of them had betrayed us to the evil guy, the other one lost their wife).

It was kinda railroady to get us into this situation with no way out, but I can't blame the DM too much. He's great otherwise.

>>53747912
Evil guy wasn't there. We got beat up by the underlings and were already being corrupted after that. So it was either wait for a chance later and risk having no choice, or ending it right there.

>>53747914
So why don't you?

>>53747802
>>53747779
TWO DOSES

>>53747823
I did that in a Wrath of the Righteous game. No one else in the party wanted to write session reports, and I was bored. So I wrote excerpts from an epic play written by Golarion's Micheal Bay, who had only heard the story second hand.

The human Paladin/Abyssal Bloodrager became the half-succubus daughter of Deskari.

The crusading cleric became a loose-cannon cleric on the edge, complete with one liners. Also in love with the Paladin.

The 20-ish year old human Wizard became an ancient elf, who raised both the Paladin and the Cleric, to help fulfill their heroic destiny as prophesied long ago.

The shady Inquisitor became a crusty old police chief, constantly trying to reign in the Cleric, and generally being a buzzkill.

>>53747964
I need a title that's better than "Abyssal Heat."

>>53747886
>By a party member
TALK TO THEM. They probably won't be averse to a love triangle, it's a fun character dynamic.

>or NPC
Yeah, that's bullshit. GMs who pull that are fucking douchebags who just want to humiliate their players, and usually do it with just "Oh she's with this other shitter now because your back was turned for 5 seconds lmao you a faggot cuck now"

>>53747975
I like this. I sometimes consider keeping an IC journal, if only as a personal indulgence but have never gotten around to it. Hearing this inspires me a little to try.

>>53747997
You really don't. But try Stygian Abyss, or Congress with a Demon, or maybe Wonders of the Invisible World. Living Deliciously, maybe? He does have the eyes for that one.

>>53748005
What's worse, a DM that sticks to their guns with the betrayal or the ones that try and half-ass a fix after they get verbally whipped for it?

aaaaaa i want an unrequited love

>>53747997
The Demon Within

>>53748005
The proper response is to find the DMs pet waifu NPC (they all have one,) and violently, graphically rape her.

>>53748040
BEGONE UNWIST

>>53748040
I love you Unwist

>>53748039
Of those two? The first one, an inflexible GM is utter shit.

But a good GM would offer to work out some way to win her back, and let you turn the tables on the shithole NPC who stole your girl. Turn the event of her being stolen from the end of a doujin into the second act twist of a rom-com.

>>53748062
This.

>>53748062
>>53748034
I'll work with these. It's gotta to just right to impress a master like Sleep-Sama

>>53748089
>Win your girl back
>Not just finding a better girl and having the rom-com moment where the old girl realizes she lost a good thing and tries to mend the bridges they burned

>>53748146
>Not just making the perfect waifu
Martial fags, lol

>>53746133
Arigato, senpai

>>53748146
>tries to mend bridges
>fails miserably
>old girl turns to darkness
>expands and consolidates her power
>eventually the whole realm bows before her
>elite death squads harry and pursue her ex-lover's new girl until she is slain
>throughout the land, suffering reigns

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It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood. A beautiful day to homebrew!

I'm taking requests to do some quick and dirty homebrew for /pgg/! Finished requests will go here:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/14a3bZPwqqj4Zclwk08vdjKENz0jHbl4yjZ_OFNXex8k/edit?usp=sharing

>>53748189
Its almost like they can't just make a perfect simalcum or summon a waifu from a different plane. Do martials even TRY?

Whelp, someone finally filled the hedonist slot for ensoulment. Took long enough.

>>53748439
Give us bonafide rules for conception and impregnation. I want to see what happens when someone risks sex without Night Tea!

>>53748466
Have we reached the halfway point in this app period yet?

I hate myself and I truly think nobody gives a damn about me, even here.

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>>53748486

>>53748528
The first step in learning to love yourself is to let go of what causes you to hate

>>53748138
Who is this?

>>53748563
What does this even mean? That if I embrace my miserable existence I'll be happy?

>>53748439
I request rules for a Fischer King. That is, a land in which the ruler's personality modifies the way the region works.

>>53748618
Those are already in Horror Adventures.

>>53748599
Hate leads to suffering
If you let go of your hate, you don't suffer

Watch some Mr. Rogers on twitch.tv

>>53748599
Worked for me. Legitimately.

>>53748636
Really? Shit, I need to go look that up.

>>53748575
Some weirdo perv

>>53748679
Aka, Rory.

Drawfriend from yesterday back and looking for something to do of lesser-memed Ensoulment characters.

>>53748733
Can we request other things? Like something from Thean Tagonist?

>>53748733
Do Damian Robinson.

>>53748733
Aurelia and Sibyl blowing Jericho

>>53748733
Could you do other games, like RotJR or Dragons?

>>53748802
>still no full party lineups done

didn't someone say they were gonna do one for at least one of the RotJR parties?

>>53748733
Do Sir Matheo getting cucked by Jericho

>>53748802
>>53748733
Do art of Dragons 2!

>>53748813
Someone did but they never did it.

>>53748733
I still want to see Derrin and Sir Matheo flyting with each other!

>>53748733
Want to draw my tengu?

>>53748802
I want to see Valeriya doing her ojou-sama "ohohoho" with the back of her hand!

>>53748877
Succ pls kys

>>53748915
Just a clarification. I already had the tengu drawn twice, I don't want/need anymore.

>>53748733
Are we getting the Aurelia gangbang or not

>>53748915
Funnily enough, I drew Succ's tengu weeks ago.

>>53748836
This sounds good.

>>53748914
>valeriya
>not the villainous Vilderavn

>>53748963
And he will never get used. It would ruin the joke.

>>53748733

Define which ones are meme'd the most

>>53748966
That's just as good!

Guys I need some advice because I'm a shitty DM

I kind of enjoy the time my players spend in towns, looking arround meeting NPCs, going for a good old tavern brawl and all that stuff more than fighting monsters and bad guys, and I think my players do too, because of how involved they get playing their characters and shit

Now my problem is, I have this one guy who never - and I mean NEVER can fit in. He doesn't know what to do, he even discards the bones I throw him.

Any advice?

>>53749077
Pull him aside like an adult

Talk to him and ask what's up

>>53749041
The ones that get mentioned every goddamn thread.

>>53749077
Have him get roped into something- Maybe he gets press-ganged by pirates and he has to sneak out?

>>53749077
Talk to him about it and see if there's anything you can do to accommodate him. Don't be surprised if he says that everything is fine and there's nothing to be done, he's probably telling the truth. Some players just genuinely enjoy being in the background of stories and sitting in on the company more than center stage.