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All is lost.
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IGNORE THE FATPOSTER
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>>53707420
On the spectrum of overweight to obese, where does 'fat' land?
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Can you summarize your cyoa builds in one image?
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I should finish my cyoa in the next week. When do you expect to finish yours?
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>>53707454
I'm not even joking
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>>53707500
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>>53707420
Report them and move on.
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>>53707454
I always tend to become a qt knight waifu when I can.
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>>53707472
I'll probably get some work done Sunday, maybe Saturday night. POSSIBLY tonight but its unlikely.
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>>53707454

Beautiful
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>>53707454
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>>53707454
me on the right
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>>53707454
No. Because I immerse in the story and don't follow a specific fantasy every time.
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>>53707649

>Chimera
I always thought multiheaded monsters were awesome, so Chimera for me (though Hydra was close, and Watcher looks cool).

>Mutation
I'm picturing something like sharp teeth, cats eyes, scaly skin on one arm while the other has goat pelt with growths of horns jutting out of the knuckles. Not sure if it'd put me into Daredevil tier senses but it should be pretty good.

>Hunter
My super sense should make me an toppest tier hunter, and spending most of my time in the wilds means my freakish appearance is less of a problem.

>Lucy
Probably doesn't care too much about how I look, just that I'm special like her. Good for keeping me from going too feral and also cute.

>Grand Joust
Another means of keeping myself in touch with civilization at least a little. I'm probably not the strangest thing here and it'd be a good test of power for my partner and I.
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>>53707649
>Kirin
I wanted a flying mount or an intelligent beast. I found both.
>Strong bond
The good thing about an intelligent beast is that it's like a companion by itself.
>Courier
Plus, we can make something on the side with weather manipulation.
hmm, none of these companions seem really appealing to me. So I guess I'll take Gideon.
>new age of piracy
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>>53707410
'Search the future' is the most appealing to me.
While I may never win a big lottery or at roulette I, I can still win a bunch of lesser prizes with scratch cards or see which slot machines are ready to pay out since me deciding to buy a card won't magically alter the order they are in the box.
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>>53707454
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>>53707649
>Dragon Turtle
Chill, though as hell, wise, private moving island.

>Undersea Resident
Hell, why not I'm going to be at sea virtually at all times so might as well.
I max speed since power and toughness are already taken care of by the bond.

>Other
Salvager. Plenty of merchant wrecks at the bottom of the sea I can sell back to their owners or whomever.

>Gideon & Leenya
Gideon keeps an ear out for recent salvage opportunities and later sells the booty.

Leenya helps locate the wrecks at sea while I do the heavy lifting.

>New Age of Piracy
Yay, more guaranteed work.
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>>53707410
Search the Future. Shaping the Past is basically dying so my copy can live, Programming the Present seems like a good way to die, and Anchoring this Moment is basically betting that I can do in one year what a lifetime of everything else can do. So I'll pick the Oracular power. Like >>53707811 points out, you can win a lot of money with events that are fixed but unknown, and you can also gather all kinds of interesting information. Maybe with enough time I can even figure out how to find an ideal future for myself, or at least avoid bad endings.
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This one's a bit more complex.
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>>53708076
Pretty good anon, I always dig people making builds that take advantage of niches like this
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>>53708173
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>>53707472
Whenever I get horny enough to do it.
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>>53707489
update when
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>>53708144
So with writing you have to write it to cast the spell? You can't write it down and then 'activate' the spell from that at a later date?
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>>53708343
Let me post Sartre.jpg

Kidding, I don't see why you couldn't write write scroll partially and then finish it later. If you feel like it makes it too powerful compared to others and not just in "this is PERFECT method for me!", then try to think drawbacks.

There's of course always the danger that if you in hurry try to finish the spell before dragon eats you, you finish it incorrectly. Also no matter how carefully you store the scroll, inks fade over time and of course a paper crease is catastrophic.

Maybe a powerful spells would eventually destroy the paper due to holding lots of power even if left incomplete.
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>>53708144
Spacial Magic

>>53708155
Gestures (3, 2)

>>53708166
Power Source: Stamina (4, 2)
Limiters: Research (4, 3), Implement - Ring (4, 4)

Modifiers: Ritual

Maximum power of 8, and a maximum control of 6. That means adepts can get to the point where they can do 5-control rituals, while even apprentices can teleport in an emergency.
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>>53707649
does anyone know the name of the artist?
love this style
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>>53708166
You know, i just realized you can min-max the fuck out of Power Source. Mana Pool, Stamina, Essence Field, and Food all have their costs based on max level. If you take all four, then you can use spells of +2 power for close to free - 1/400th of your mana pool and essence, plus 10 calories and less than a minute of working out. You can also use spells of +1 power for almost completely free - less than a second of working out, less than a calorie, and less than a tenth of a percent of your pool. Plus you have the option of just fucking everything up and casting a max power spell at +4.

Is there any reason not to take all four?
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>>53708465
I was hoping to combine Writing with Verbal to get the classic magical reading out of a spellbook thing going on.
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>>53708144
>School: Nature
Ability at max level to grow plants with wonderous effects is pretty good. There's also a lot you can do with plant manipulation and if you want money, you can pretend to be a farmer.

>Casting Method: Reagents
>Extra Casting Method: Writing
>Total 4 Power 3 Control
Reagents are 'crafted' by drawing runes/pentagrams around a seed planted in fertile earth in a place of power. This empowers the seed and allows the caster to manipulate and force it to grow over period of hour into a reagent or potion.

>Power Source: Leylines [+1 Power]
Only places where reagents can be produced.
>Power Source: Food [+1 Power]
Many fruits have high amount of calories and you can probably create plants that produce really calorie dense fruits. Even if you don't have access to your fruits, high calorie food is super easy to get.

>Limiters: Implement [+1 Either]
Staff grown from a seed and manipulated into shape by each caster's own power.

>Modifiers: Practice [-1 Control first dozen times, +1 Control after hundreds of times]
This is good buff to weak spells but nerf to high powered spells. Need to practice those too anyway, I guess.

>Extra Magic: Body Empowering [-1 Power]
Slowly gain grow animal-like features, plants grow from body and replace body parts while preserving functionality.

>Enchantments: Abstract Magic [-1 Power or Control]
Casters are part of the nature and can survive anywhere plant or animal life can. Nothing plant or animal based will harm them willingly.

>Boons: Mage Tower [-1 Control] [+1 Control while in home]
It's my magic hut that will serve as the school.

>END: 5 Power 2 Control
>-1 Control first dozen times the spell is cast
>+1 Control after several hundred casts
>+1 Control when in somewhere you have lived over year
>-2 Control if rushing the Writing, +1 for Writing normally, +2 for careful/complex writing.
So 5 Power 5 Control after a some practice, when inside home and taking time to write.
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>>53708166
If you take power sources do you need access to all of them or just one to cast a spell?
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>>53708576
All. It's a permanent modification to your magic, not a temporary thing.
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>>53708556
I guess not. Technically that would make max power level spells really annoying to cast but your actual power level will be so high that there's never a reason to cast at it.

>>53708566
Extra Casting Requirement allows you to combine methods but it also gives Chant + Writing as an example that it requires chanting while writing.

Hmm, I guess I would personally go that the magic can be cast by just reading the scroll you have written before hand but during writing you must write and chant the spell backwards to trap it into the paper.
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>>53708310
Hopefully never. Worm cyoas were a mistake.
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>>53708663
Yeah, that's the point. You'd never casts max power spell unless you were completely desperate. Hell, most spells don't go that high - Spacial is the only one that goes to 8 power spells, and that's just for permanency.
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is someone planing to do a monster hunter cyoa?
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>>53708547

Not sure of the actual name, but I got all of the art from here.

http://bloodbrothersgame.wikia.com/wiki/Blood_Brothers_Wiki

Its a now defunct mobile game that I stumbled on looking for pictures a while back now. I dig the art style too, especially for monsters and knights, though some of the humanoids are a little too bobbleheady for me.
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>>53708711
No
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>>53708702
So were you, but we keep you around.
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>>53708310
What update do you want, mate? The only people who need an update are the ones who split off and did their own thread, and they just want one that follows their crazy rules.
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>>53708144
>Nature
>Gestures
>Food
>Wild Magic + Implement
>Time (when it's time to eat) + Practice
>Body Empowering

Burn calories and ehance your body to create delicious food (veggies, berries, etc.) which you then eat to cast more magic.

What a blissful world. Now if only I could create animals too. Yummy.
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>Magic
Restoration
Reagents

Default Power: 4
Default Control: 3

>Power Source
Mana Pool
Stamina
Food

>Limiters
Research
Extra Casting Requirement [Writing]
Implement

>Modifier
Practice

>Enchantments
Additional School [Spatial]
Alternative Casting Method [Verbal]
Reactive Spells
Anti-Magic

>Boons
Grimoire

>Extra Magic
Power Shift

Focusing largely on healing, my school is fueled by words written with (and onto) special reagents, with the added benefit of being able to 'store' them for use on a later date. I'm not sure if the power drain activates when you create the reactive spell or when you activate it, but we can work around either. Due to our nature as healers, I thought it would be prudent to have a form of Anti-Magic, in order to undo harm caused by the other five schools. In times of emergency, we can substitute the reagents for verbal components, though one still needs to write on something in order to call forth the magic. My school is further limited by our need to research spells, though I figure healing will be popular enough that I will have no shortage of disciples. In addition, one needs a magical implement to focus their energies with, though the form is left to the discretion of the individual user.

I, personally, go with a Grimoire to act as a repository for all of our combined research and to aid in teaching new healers. While my stats may be low at 4 and 3, we make up for them with modifiers and power shift. A full page of reagent written text created by a novice would be 2/2, enough to heal most injuries. With the use of full minute cast times or expensive reagents, even Novices could provide mental healing. My Adepts could regrow limbs, or my powerful Adepts/Masters could use powerful reagents to get level 5 healing.

Overall my school is versatile, though it is limited by drawing on three separate energy reserves in a person. Allowing us to heal anywhere, but with great personal cost.
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>>53707454
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>>53708571
Practicers of this school have really fucking low Control, that raises over time.
Practice means that practicers want to repeat the spells they cast multiple times, meaning that they need plenty of space for their gardens.
They also want to live somewhere where they are almost guaranteed to not have to move for that sweet basically free Control bonus after living somewhere for year.

Since they can easily grow their own food and basically don't need to care about dangers of wilderness after a while, most of them tend to live away from cities, either squatting in some cave or in small communes.

The Mage Tower will serve as the school and housing, it will be located in wilderness but there will be actual road leading to it so that students can actually reach it.

I encourage my students who leave to give the magic test to anyone who wants to try it and send those that succeed to the tower. Students will spend year living/working/studying nonmagical stuff to allow the Control bonus to kick in before they start to learn how to use magic.
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>>53708144
Making one based on that exploit of mine.

School of Magic: Energy. Extremely powerful, extremely versatile.

Casting Method: Verbal. Classic D&D magic, using specific incantations and gestures. Unfortunately you have to start with Verbal to get this to work.

Power Source: All four of Mana Pool, Stamina, Essence Field, and Food. Gets us to 6 power, enough that I'll always be able to cast below maximum.

Limiters: Research, Implement, Extra Casing Requirement (Gestures). Let's go with a magic staff, like a wizard should use. Bumps power to 7 with a max of 9, and control up to 4, and fits the D&D theme more.

Modifiers: Ritual. It means we can now do Control 5 spells, and our Power is now a max of 11, and still remains at 6 if we do it on the fly. So masters can cast nearly cost-free instant spells of power 4.

Enchantments: Abstract Magic. An immense boost to flexibility. We still have power to burn, and now we can do things like cast flight spells, enhancement spells, and even use other forms of energy like kinetic.

So that means our final max power is 10/9/8, 5/4/3 for casting on the fly (single round versus minute ritual), which means even an apprentice can use a "safe" explosion spell. And, of course, a master like me can cast "safe" tactical nuclear spells.
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>>53708144
>Restoration
>Verbal
>Stamina
>Extra Casting Requirement (Gestures)
>Cooperative, Practice

Healing through song and dance. We aidoru now.
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>>53708144
My counter magic build. Rouge mages can be a huge thing in this world.

>Illusion
Because it's probably the most utilitarian. You can still do stuff with it even if you aren't actively pursuing rouge mages like create an illusion of hot succubus for your pleasure.

>Concentration
For that silent, no detect casting.

>Research and Practice
Just to bump up the power. Also to keep skills fresh and all. Helps against lethargy. If you're gonna combat mages, you need to be at the top of your game.

>Anti-magic
Bread and butter

At my most ideal conditions, I get 1 power and 6 control.

>Implement
To bump up control. My tools will be crafted lenses and prisms.

>Power shift
To be able to shift around stuff to get what I need for the right amount of countermagic. I basically have 6 points to shift around at ideal conditions.

I will train others to be sort of a police against magic, since I'm not the only mage in this scenario. Since my casting mode is very discreet, we can thwart magic users while acting like a normal civilians. And in a direct fight, we can spam our magic continuously since we don't have limiters and all. It might not be damaging but it's the illusion tree, be creative. Designate your opponent's allies as yourself in an illusion, have them attack each other. Or set them on fire, it still hurts like a real one. The drawback is that you need extensive amounts of training and tools but hey, it's just like being a cop.
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>>53709453
>1 power anti-magic doing anything to any mage worth their salt

better read that effect again boy
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>>53709453
Small problem with your plan is that your students will be at -1 Power.
Might make practicing hard since they can't use magic at all unless they are shifting away from Control.
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After reading the last thread, I really want some bizarre cute girl Symbiote Waifu CYOA thing.

I don't entirely understand what I want, the ideas haven't come together much yet, but something like what I just said.
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>>53707525
Would you cry if I broke your shield?
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>>53709586
I feel like his build could work anyway, just drop the antimagic and focus on using Illusions to imprison the opponent. For Illusionists, Power only affects the area and allows entering dreams so Control is more important anyway.

Also, he can use Power Shift to switch to Power 6/Control 0 if he needs to. It won't be be easy to spot but technically it's continent sized sphere that prevents magic from working.
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>>53709685
Damnit,
*will be easy to spot
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>>53709596
They can trade control for power because of power shift.

>>53709586
Anti-magic is for dispelling stuff. Since my order is all about combatting rouge mages, say if one dipshit creates a perma wormhole, we can do something about that. We can still fight other mages head on using illusions though. Fighting a writing and gesture mage? Suddenly it's really cold for them to concentrate. Fighting a voice based one? It's now really really loud. Also, we can still use guns and all so there's also that, not a complete reliance on magic.
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>>53709677
Do not bully the waifu knights.
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>>53709771
A perma wormhole would need 8 power so your order actually would be at that mage's mercy since you you can only muster up 7 power for your anti magic at most.
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>>53709787
I'm going to bully them all back to the kitchen.
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>>53707454
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/4705343
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>>53707454
This is about how every build that involves combat will end up.
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>>53709831
Gay
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>>53709790
Well it's not perfect, no build is. At that point, we say screw it and netflix and chill with our waifu illusions.
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what about a slave coya. choose the work you do, your master, stuff like that.
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>>53708144
It's time to indoctrinate you pansies into ANON ANONINGTON'S SCHOOL OF MUSCLEWIZARDRY
>School: Energy
What other choice is there?
Casting method: Gestures (3,2)
All spells are cast by POSING FABULOUSLY
>Power Sources: Food, Stamina (5,2)
All spells are generated by SHEER MANLY POWER.
>Limiters: Narrow Power, implement (5,4)
No spell effects can be generated outside of touch range.
Musclewizard spells mainly focus on enhancing the user's body, but other spells are possible, but more difficult to use. Example: If you want to cast fireball, you better be willing to explode with it, or you better be able to physically launch the spell yourself. (More powerful spells are notably heavier than weaker spells)
Common spell delivery methods include: punting, throwing, bowling, trebuchet, and fist.

Also, musclewizards need a tattoo on their body that has a design that is significant to the musclewizard himself. For higher level casting, the tattoo needs to cover a large surface area on their back, and must have precious materials embedded in the ink.
>Enchantments: Anti-magic (5,3)
A musclewizard who can't deflect spells with just his pects isn't worth his salt.
>Boons: None
>Extra Magic: Body Empowering (4,3)
Musclewizard are by definition, strong. Even when not using magical enhancements, musclewizards tend to be notably stronger and quicker than the average human.

Who will join me in my quest to punch the world into better shape
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>>53710065
Would be very interesting, we have none of these. Besides, you know ... the thing Tok did.
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>>53707454
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>>53710065
Let's imagine someone was making something roughly along those lines. Without being overly lewd, what sorts of masters would you want to choose from, or interact with in another character context?
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>>53710144
COUNT ME IN SENPAI
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>>53710249
well, a few of the options would be lewd, since some of the options would be overtly sexual in nature. part of a harem, a personal escort for a rich person, etc. But others would be house servant, others would be farming like a serf, others would be skilled labor and you happen to be indentured/purchased due to how your society works.

You could choose it being based on a debt, so in X years you can just walk away, or you can choose it to be a relationship with the person, or very impersonal as part of a plantation.

Idk, it just crossed my mind as an idea.
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>>53710144
Hell yeah! Gotta get ripped for when we implement White Sharia and take some sheila war brides like this lass >>53710241.
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>>53707472
Trying to make good looking design and balanced points systems stopped it at page 3/5
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>>53707489
I don't know jack shit about worm so all these scenarios mean nothing to me. So here I go.
>Worthless Opponent
>Rogue
>Insert
>Male
>Adult
>CEO
Being a millionaire is NOT easy mode. It's hard running a successful business.
>Costume: Budget
No need for capes or weird spandex outfits, I'm a CEO. I pay people to fight for me.
>Investigation
>Strategy
>Tactics
>Hacking
>Banter
>Outsider Entity Shard
>Secret Lair
>Voice in my head
>Noctis cape
>Psychic nosebleed
>Numbed Emotions
I'm kind of conflicted on what to pick as a gift. Fuck it, metaknowledge it is. I'm going all in.
>Perfect Mind
>Jump
>Pocket room
>Peak Condition
>Immunity
>Mundane Assist
>Corporation
I hope I counted all of this right.
The goal is to become the best private security firm. So good that I'll drive heroes, villains, and governments out of business.
Oh, and we also manufacture high quality firearms, coats, and gardening tools.
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>>53708144
>Spatial
>Concentration +1,+2
If we assume that practitioners meditate regularly they will have 1 extra control.
>Mana pool +1,0
>Laylines +1,0
Something like that the mana charges more slowly the farther a practitioner is from a layline and viceversa, if they are too far they will only charge in deep meditation at a tremendously slow pace.
>Research 0,+1
>Implement 0,+1
>Cooperative -1,0;+1,0;+2,0
>Practice 0,-1;0,+1
>Great teacher -1,-1
>Power Shift -1,0

While not very powerful I find that is very practical. With great teacher and controlling time I can make a good quantity of disciples before the 10 years.
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>>53709638
I know one guy that would jizz in his pants if you made it.
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>>53708144
>Illusion
>Writing (2P, 3C)
Power Source:
>Stamina (3P, 3C)
Limiters:
>Narrow Power: Dreams (4P, 3C)
>Implement: Nightcap (4P, 4C)
Modifiers:
>Time: At Night
Enchantments:
>Reactive Spells (4P, 3C)
>Abstract Magic: Subconscious (3P, 3C)

By writing or illustrating the desired scenario in detail, a user of Somnemancy can design the dreams of themselves and others, subliminally affecting their thoughts and beliefs through the dream.
With Reactive spells, you can set the spell to trigger when the target goes to sleep, instead of hoping they're already asleep when you perform the spell.
Used on others, this can change a person's opinion on a subject, or compel them towards a certain behavior (eg. make them want to ride a bike by giving them a dream about riding a bike).
By using subliminal effects on their own dreams, users can implement self-improvement. Compel themselves to live more healthy lives, or eliminate substance addictions, for example.
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>>53708144
>>53708155
>>53708166
>>53708173
>>53708181
Are you sure about the calories under food requirement? As is, it takes 4,000,000 calories to cast a single max power spell. That's over a thousand pounds of fat for a single spell, so you effectively can't cast them at all. Even the next tier down is about fifty pounds, so a few of those and you're done casting for months.
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>>53710992
You can't be this ignorant, can you?

Ok, Captain Murica - in the real world, a calorie is 1/1000th of the thing your food packaging labels as a Calorie. Calories with a capital C are called kilocalories everywhere else. For some reason Murica is just dumb as fuck and omits that distinction on food labeling.

This is middle school science class shit.
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>>53711038
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>>53710940
>>53709638
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>>53710940
Only 1?
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>>53707489
I just got to arc 12, this story got dark really fast
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>>53707454
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>>53711038
>This is middle school science class shit.
Excuse me for not being fourteen then.
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>>53709638
gibs me da femme carnage waifu
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>>53707454
If there's a way to make a Harem or set myself up to, I will find it.
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>>53711068
Try not being an idiot next time.

>>53711188
>You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.
See you in five year, kiddo.
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>>53711068
I really, really like this. Mind if I save it?
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>>53707454
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>>53711234
So it's confirmed that there will be a harem route in all your CYOAs?

Also, Virgilia is a literal old woman looking like that due to shitty narrator, who would tap that?
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>>53711239
>This little reading comprehension
How long has it been since you were in middle school? And what's it like living in "the real world" since America's a fantasy land? Enjoying all the rape and murder from your beloved refugees?
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>>53711294
(You) need to >>>/pol/
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>>53711246
Knock yourself out.
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>>53711190
Let's say I were to do this

What kind of symbiote girls would you want the pictures to look like?
Something more like pic related, anime styled girls like this >>53711071 , or just full on normal symbiote women, giant mouth of teeth and all?
Or a combination of them all depending on the waifu?
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>>53711359
For such a niche CYOA you might as well use all the types so more people can enjoy it.
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>>53711359
Personally I'd suggest going for the latter two. If you can find better-looking examples of the first one, that might be okay too.
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>>53711309
(You) need to face reality.
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>>53711392
Alright. I might wait a month or two though. Venomverse is the big event coming up this summer/fall, so I might get some even better images of symbiote ladies
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>>53711359
>full on normal symbiote women, giant mouth of teeth and all.
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>>53711359
How about a mix in the choices?
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>>53711274
In all of my original projects, almost certainly.
I'm pretty sure the one I'm making with StonedCelt won't have one.
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>>53711503
Stop using harem pictures that trigger my autism.
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>>53711503
Does that include the one where you design your Stand? Who or what would you put into your harem in that one?
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>>53710144
More or less what I was thinking, but you kept the theme a lot tighter and it really worked well.
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>>53711412
The reality is that you fit every stereotype of being a Murican. Ignorant, belligerent when called it, possessed with an unwarranted superiority complex, and apparently so fat that you can lose a few hundred pounds without complaint and gain it all back in a few months. So wipe off your grease-laden tears, console yourself with some meth, and maybe masturbate to a school shooting or something instead of trying to lecture your betters.
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>>53707454
If you could tear all the "me"s from across the infinite planes and timestreams and meld them into a single place and point in time, the stars would shudder with a singular sentence:

I AM THE FUCKING STRONG
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post comfydark qyoas
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>>53711566
This lad be mad.
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Post harshlight CYOAs.
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>>53705612
Don't mind me just need to save the image.
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>>53711531
>Being triggered by anything involving our Lord and Savior Kumagawa Misogi
>pick related
>>53711556
The CYOA is going to end with 10 charges you can choose between if you become a Guardian Spirit and 10 personalities you can apply to your Guardian Spirit if you receive one. There's also a perk that will allow you/your charge to have two Guardians that can be taken multiple times (allowing you to have 2, 4, 6, etc), but each time you multiply your Guardians, the fewer abilities/powers they'll each have. There will also be drawback where you have to guard multiple charges which can be taken multiple times as well, but will be challenging because many of them exist in different eras/locations meaning you'll either need to have some form of Time Manipulation ability or literally just have to start with the one from the earliest era and then wait around for the others to be born.
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>>53707489
Ubermensch

>Scenario:
+15C, +15S Gestation
>Path:
Villain
>Origin:
Insert (Male, Adult of 25)
>Civillian Identity:
-3C Lawyer
>Costume:
-5C Armor (Modern military equipment)
>Skills:
-4C Martial Arts
-4C Tactics
-2C Investigation
-2C Parkour
>Shard:
+3C Natural Trigger
>Perks:
-3S Power Slot x3
-12C, -9S Second Trigger x3
-1S Noctis Cape
>Flaws:
+9C, +6S Worst Day Ever x3
+5C, +3S Slaughterhouse 9
>Gift:
Plot Relevance
>Powers:
-1S Pocket Room
-1S Peak Condition (2nd trigger)
-1S Immunity
-2S Proficiency (2nd trigger)
-5S Perfect Mind (2nd trigger)
-1S Cosmetic Shapeshift (6'2", 200 lbs, blonde hair, blue eyes, nordic features)
>Path Specific:
Empire 88

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hONhtsWYAkQ
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>>53711359
Please use the style that doesn't have that disgusting face
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>>53711234
Those characters are from a H-game right?
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>>53711846
>Lord and Savior Kumagawa Misogi

Go to /b/ if you want to blaspheme.
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>>53711846
You are the waifumancer we need.
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>>53711869
>rank 3 Worst Day Ever
>Slaughterhouse 9
>those powers
Make sure to blame the Jews when you die screaming.
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>>53711894
Actually, Umineko no Naku Koro ni isn't H. It's a horror/mystery spiritual successor to Higurashi.
>>53711942
The truth hurts, doesn't it Senpai?
>>53711979
>Literally playing a wizard in a Pathfinder campaign that's goal is to build a construct and bind a celestial to it to make a bride for himself
You have no idea...
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>>53711359
Hypothetically speaking, would there be an option to be the symbiote?
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>>53712074
So how's the progress on those Chinese girls looking?
I neeeeeed them.
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>>53711359
Definitely full-on symbiote. Anime too.

Also good-looking western stuff, I guess. That's a really ugly picture you've got there.
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>>53712105
Finished the last one for the first page last night so I'm currently putting the next on the image.
She's the 6th, so I'm half way done.
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>>53712074
I need more details about the whole celestial bride
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>>53711503
You can just call me Celt, my man.
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>>53711359
I'd want the girl to be the symbiote and I wear her
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>>53712198
Whait that wasn't what he was gunna make?
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>>53711503
>that fag ever having a harem

ayy lmao
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>>53712175
That border is ugly as sin. Use one of these.
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>>53712346
You realise you are the male equivalent of obese hambeasts insulting skinny bitches? Stop being so insecure.
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>>53712179
It's still in that planning phase at this point, gotta take Craft Construct and Bind Outsider first.
The whole things partially just a fairly convoluted way to feed my doll joint fetish and make my DM uncomfortable.
>>53712183
I'll keep that in mind. Force of habit using full names.
>>53712357
Oh! Thanks, anon! That middle one actually looks much better.
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>>53712562
>doll joint fetish
ha ha!

someone with even stupider fetishes than mine!

thanks for existing so i can laugh at you
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>>53712501
Damn son you posted a Pepe. That triggers me very much. I hope I can drive you away by calling you a frogposter.
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>>53707454
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>>53712670
>salt
shit taste
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>>53712670
Salted potatoes, now salted tomatoes? You've gone too far.
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>>53707649
Griffon

Gideon
Jacob Strauss

New Age of Piracy

Time to privateer it up. Hopefully my choice of friends and natural charisma will get me enough money to buy myself a good ship with which to clean up some sea scum.
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>>53712624
Tile fucker.
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>>53712624
This is the first post you've made that didn't make me cringe a little. Doll joints are pretty good.
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>>53712670
That can't be salt, can it?
Everybody knows raw tomatoes go best with a little sugar
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>>53712624
Oops replied to the wrong dude. Thats embarrassing
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>>53712877
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>>53712719
>>53712872
Vampires like blood. Blood tastes salty. Ergo, vegetarian vampires are probably going to need a little salt to enjoy their tomatoes.
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>>53712877
Existential I guess
And Mystery box
Tried that, I should've gone with endure I guess.
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>>53712501
Anime isn't real.
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>>53712562
>Make your DM uncomfortable instead of your DM make you uncomfortable
You are a hero
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>>53708144
I am going to make the somewhat arbitrary fiat that Energy and Spatial can be combined to make a school of Alchemy and Transmutation. The addition of Nature allows the magic of Transmutation to affect living things as well.

>Schools
Energy
Spatial
Nature

>Casting Methods
Writing {2,3}
Reagents {4,3}

>Power Sources
Mana Pool {5,3}
Stamina {6,3}

>Limiters
Narrow Power x2 {6,5}
No elemental effects or blastiness from Energy, only telekinesis and space warping from Spatial
Research {6,6}

>Modifiers
Practice {6,7}
Ritual

>Enchantments
Additional School of Magic x2 {4,5}
Persistent Magic {3,5}

>Boons
Mage Tower {3,4}
Grimoire {3,3}

>Extra Magic
Shapeshifting {3,2}

Final base Power and Control: 3,2

Even Novices can cast up to {4,5} spells if they use the prepared ritual area within my tower which of course is available to those students who prove themselves able and worthy. It's a very slow and deliberate form of magic with next to no combat potential. It primarily involves changing the properties of materials and the magical assembly and creation of complex but otherwise mundane items. It can also affect the workings of living creatures but things as complex as mammals can get pretty messy.

Transmuting base metals into gold is of course possible and a common parlor trick for Transmutation practitioners but on the whole we really try to stay away from such blatant manipulation of the world at large. Really don't want financial and government institutions to come poking around our business. Instead, it's much better to just Transmute the thing you were going to buy with the gold. It's a fairly strict rule that Transmuters should stick to selling services and not goods.
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>>53712877
>existential
>eat

My main feel is ">tfw the world has no myths and magic" though. I don't mind living, I don't mind the time period, I just wish this world was urban fantasy.
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>>53712965
Yes, he is. I'd love to have players like that, actually. Under the condition that the others are comfortable with that, of course.
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>>53712991
Man... why the fuck i relate so much to a shitposter?
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>>53712877
> Born Early
> Endure & Transcend
I will wait, I will last, I am eternal and eternal I shall endure.
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>>53713037
It's agony to agree with him on something.
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>>53707656
>Griffon
>Strong Bond
>Lucy Harpford
>New Age of Piracy
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>>53712877
>Existential
>Endure & Lift
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>>53707649
>Monster
Curse-Eater Cat
>Mutation
Cat Eyes and Curse Tattoos
>Job
Researcher and Hunter
>Companion
Lisette, Unlucky Charm
>Event
War of the Elves (no side taken)

A Hunter of evil mages and Researcher of paranormal power. Unless told otherwise, I'm going with the 50% power increase from Mutation allowing me to consume magic instead of just being immune. Thanks to my kitten, I'm immune to Lisette's aura. We take no side in the War of the Elves, but it's an opportunity to further study the magic and power of this world. Due to my monster's relatively low power level, we rely on subterfuge, speed, deceit, and guile to achieve our goals. If it comes down to a fist fight, we may have issues
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>>53711601
It seems I am also one of the "mes" that you refer to
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>>53712872
Raw tomatoes are best eaten just as they are to be honest

Back in the days before sugar was widespread tomato was considered a very sweet food anyway, so sugar makes no sense
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Tomatoes are fucking disgusting unless cooked.
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Okay.
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No it's not fucking okay.
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>>53713310
If course it's sweet, it's a fruit
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>>53713310
I like tomatoes. Sun dried with some salt and oil and a nice, golden piece of toasted bread.
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>>53713512
I know these are made to trigger but
>with some salt
just doesn't make sense. It's like putting salt on your oysters.
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>>53713555
Report and ignore, anon.
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>>53708144
Fun build mode: The Music of Life and Death

Verbal (3/3 - assuming you take a minute)
Power Source - Leylines, Food, Blood, Stamina, Mana Pool, Essence Field, (9/3)
Limiters - Research, Implement, Wild Magic (10/5)
Modifiers - Practice (10/6)
Enchantments - Additional School of Magic, Additional School of Magic, (8/4)
Extra Magic - Power Shift (6/6)
Schools: Restoration, Nature, Soul

The real story began in a karaoke bar. That was when Magic, real Magic came into our lives. It was, theoretically, easy. It was less about the words, more about the force of will that your words had to carry. Of course, sometimes that force of will would manifest with some minor unforseen consequences, but that's never stopped anyone before. It was a magic for almost everyone, it doesn't matter how good of a singer you are or what you liked to sing. Whatever genre you wanted to sing, what mattered was that you sing your heart out and sing with conviction and hope and power and the forces of life and death were under your command. Most stuck to what was seen as appropriate genres. Travelling choirs of mages would sing hymns to humanity from hospital to hospital. Soulful and lamenting music was the common choice for controlling the dead. Nature was more of a mixed bag, often commanding with songs that has less lyrics and more sounds.

And where the leylines lay, Academies rose. The first De Magicis Academiae Musica was from that bar and through the years, it expanded, taking over the buildings around it. Although the first batch of students, the Disciples, graduated after a single year of training. It was when things were more hands on, with more live research rather than treading old grounds. A lot of practice was still necessary though. It was almost about getting the world itself to understand your expression of power. A microphone helps, although some people prefer an instrument or even a metronome.
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>>53713512
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>>53713630
Nah. Just ignoring you is enough.
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>>53712872
>Sugar
Go chug ketchup if you're that nasty.
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>>53713657
Ketchup is gross as fuck.
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>>53713648
>not reporting an avatarfag
Sorry, I forgot this is Gaia Online.
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>>53713681
And so is sugar on tomatoes.
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>>53707454
I think this image sums it up pretty well
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>>53713681
Non-heinz is.
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>>53713687
Nope. It's good.
Not as good as just having a BLT on toasted wheat bread, but it's okay.
>>53713689
All ketchup is gross. All of it.
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>>53713681
It goes great with a well-done steak.
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>>53713746
Don't be a fucking pleb anon.

Who puts sugar on tomatoes, anyway? They're disgusting enough as is.
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>>53713753
>>
I put special sauce on my waifu.
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>>53711429
Do you think there is an alternative universe in which Peter just talked his problems with the symbiote like an adult, made some kind of synthetic adrenaline supplement so it didn't need to use his body like a puppet and ended as a pretty decent team?
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>>53713753
>Putting ketchup on a steak
You are an actual degenerate.
Why eat a steak if it's so shitty you need to burn it and put red sugar sauce on it?
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>>53711359
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>>53713773
I put mint sauce on your waifu.
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>>53713774
>synthetic adrenaline supplement
But... we already have that?
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>>53712074
Ey that bitch in the middle is from that seven sins waifu cyoa by Tok.
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>>53713788
Is that what you Britbongs call toothpaste?
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>>53713753
You stop that right now.
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>>53713769
>>53713780
It's a /ck/ meme.
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>>53713753
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>>53713753
What the fuck man
>>53713758
>I don't eat veggies, I prefer muh tendies.
t. frogman
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>>53713814
What the fuck is a toothpaste
>>53713839
ACKCHUALLY
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>>53713640
How salty are the potatoes?
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>>53713753
I prefer barbecue sauce on my steaks.
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>>53713774
>>53713803
You don't even need anything fancy. The Symbiote's metabolism can alternatively run on chemicals found in fucking chocolate. Don't know if it's theobromine specifically, but if you want to feed your symbiote without it draining you or needing to force you into high-stress situations, all you have to do is buy a goddamn chocolate bar every day.
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>>53711429
so gWhen are you going to make this?
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>>53713839
Vegetables ARE gross, to be fair.

Tomatoes are a fruit, though.
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>>53713827
Not anymore. Not since 2016. This is reality now.
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>>53713867
When you post that one picture of Gwen that's super fucking fantastic art style and her nipples are only barely covered.

Not the dude you're responding to but I didn't save the pic.
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>>53713860
Exactly as much as on the pic.
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>>53713753
That's it. You just found the one thing that unites our thread in disgust. Congratulations, I guess?
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>>53713936
She better conjure her own salt then
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>>53713885
>Vegetables ARE gross, to be fair.
You've just never had them served correctly, then.
Try some steamed carrots with basil.
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>>53713956
For real. Does that bitch think salt grows on potato trees?
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>>53713961
Carrots make me throw up.
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>>53711429
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>>53713782
>>53713823
So wait, do you want actual symbiotes for the waifus, or women WITH symbiotes to be the waifus?
>>53713867
I dunno. I'll add it to the list.
>>53713918
This one?
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>>53713961
Cooking's a pain. I need a waifu for that.
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>>53713885
Vegetables are fantastic, you're just a child who never grew up.
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>>53714045
Uhhh either would be cool, maybe both? It's just sexier to see a symbiote on a woman, man.
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>>53714095
Or some people don't like how they taste.
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>>53712877
>Born Late
>Video Games

I JUST WANT THE '50s BACK

FUCKING LEFTISTS CUNTS RUINED MY COUNTRY

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>53714045
I want the symbiote to be the waifu. It's more intimate.
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>>53707489
> Gold Moring
Post Apoc with hope, I can dig it
> End Bringer
An anomaly that survived, sounds neato
> All the other stuff
N/A
> Sandbox, Elementalism, Megastructure
> Beast (Dragon)
> 5 - 15 meters
> Dormant Periods

Since I'm not bound to be an asshole like others were, I will set off to create a new eden using my powers, and build a beautiful (but uninhabited) city in said paradise. Then I'll go to sleep and see if anyone moves in while I'm napping.
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>>53714030
I would fuck her with a fearboner.
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>>53713885
>Not liking carrots, broccoli, cauliflower, peas, or corn
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>>53714045
Why not split the difference? What happens if you combine the animalistic, lustful symbiote waifu with the haughty, dignified rich girl human waifu? Or maybe put the outgoing, bubbly symbiote on the shy human girl.
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>>53714045
Damn that pics hot....i may make that a phone background.
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>>53714045
>This one?
Ay.

>women WITH symbiotes to be the waifus?
I can't get off to that. That's awful in so many ways.
You would have to make it clear it's totally conscientious and that the owner isn't being mentally affected in any way and then what's the point?
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>>53714045
Is this the same artist?
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>>53714144
>carrots, broccoli, cauliflower, peas, or corn
Carrots make me throw up. Broccoli is gross, bitter, and sulfuric tasting. Cauliflower is even worse, tastes like someone farted on it. Peas are okay I guess. Corn isn't considered a vegetable.
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>>53714150
I want the symbiote on myself.
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>Worthless Opponent B20/R10
>Vigilante
>Drop-In 23/13
>Budget 23/13
>Stealth, First Aid, Marksmanship, Martial Arts, Strategy 3/13
>Foreign Element 0/10
>3xRough Start 6/10
>Tactics, Mechanics, Hacking 0/10
>Peak condition, Infinite ammo, proficiency, power sight, Shroedinger 0/0
>>Ambivalent 4/4
Blade, Bombs, Tool belt, Stealth Suit 0/4
>Remote transfer, trance 0/0

all of my skills allow me to plan attacks on the fly and attacks on the long term. My powers allow me to plan strikes and perform them without having to carry the gear needed.

My biggest hurdle will be knowing fuck-all about the world of Worm.
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>>53714126
There's hundreds of different vegetables, anon. If you don't like any of them, you're a child who never grew up.
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>>53714045
Personally, I'd prefer the former, but that could be because human waifus do absolutely nothing for me. More than that, there's no personal power to be gained when the symbiote isn't bonding to myself, and I am absolutely a powerfag.
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>>53714208
Believe it or not, if you cook broccoli long enough, it loses all the bad properties and turns sweet and nutty. I guess God put it on the earth to distinguish winners and quitters.
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>>53714208
>Corn isn't consider a vegetable
What?
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Coo
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>>53714276
So you have to boil it until it's mushy?

>>53714293
It's not. It's considered a starchy food instead.
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>>53714301
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>>53707472
Sometime from two weeks to three months. I've been doing them so quickly before that I'm afraid I'll burn out, so I'm taking my time with this one
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>>53714320
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>>53713864
>Every day is valentine day when you have a symbiote
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>>53714347
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>>53714252
>My biggest hurdle will be knowing fuck-all about the world of Worm.
Well since you took Worthless Opponent, that means cape fights just got a lot more dangerous.
Most of the time capes refrain from killing each other, because there's a 3-way balance between heroes, villains, and Endbringers.
No Endbringers means they're not gonna go easy on each other anymore. Villains are probably killed most of the time.

It's cape-shit. There's flying bricks, flying artillery, mind-controllers/minion masters, people who can build insane tech, people who can turn into monsters, teleporters, speedsters, telekinetics, etc.
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>>53714260
Well no, I haven't eaten every obscure little vegetable only available outside of my country, obviously.
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>>53712991
You know, if you eat enough you'll loops back around on the weight scale and become perfectly thin
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>>53714362
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>>53714362
Is there a reason you're spamming photos?
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>>53714303
No, pan cook with oil or butter or whatever.
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>>53714387
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>>53714387
Cute. Does that thing have a good girl hole?
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>>53714406
>>53714390
I thought we were spamming images? That guy has been doing it too. No worries I'm out now.
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>>53714144
Cauliflower is literally fucking nothing. Peas are not conducive to enjoyable living. Corn tastes like vomit.
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>>53707472
One way or the other, I'm posting it this weekend. Whatever is done is what's done, I'm sort of out of ideas.
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>>53714150
This could be really cool. We could chose both.
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>>53707472
>promised it FOUR MONTHS AGO
>still not done

i have no clue
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>>53714483
Maybe you pick two symbiotes and a human partner in crime/heroism. You could put one symbiote on yourself and one on her, or put two symbiotes on yourself and have them compete over you while your human partner is there to keep things under control, or you put both on the human partner to make a triple super waifu.

That would probably be impractical to write though.
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>>53711038
>a calorie is 1/1000th of the thing your food packaging labels as a Calorie

Wrong.

If you are referring to food, when you use the word "calorie" you are ALWAYS already referring to kilocalories. You could specify you meant thermal calories, but as this isn't a physics paper, the error is yours.
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>>53714536
It really depends where. A lot of countries measure in kilo calories.
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>>53714301
Let me guess, you were born an idiot.
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>>53711239
>See you in five year, kiddo.

YES, BECAUSE IF HE IS NOT FOURTEEN, HE MUST LOGICALLY BE THIRTEEN AND NOT ANY OTHER POSSIBLE AGE.

Jesus, how does anyone as stupid as you even use the internet? Is your mom there helping you?

HEY ANON'S MOM! LAST NIGHT WAS GREAT!
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>>53712877
>Nostalgia
>Endure

I wish I were strong enough to transcend the pain, but i know I am not. I wish i were weak enough to take the mystery box, but I know I am not. But I know I'm strong enough to endure, not for myself, but for those I love
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>>53714567
This may be an anime website, but it is a western anime website.
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>>53714473
raw cauliflower has a lot of taste, and you smother cooked in cheesesauce
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>>53714045
No, the symbiotes can take a human(waifu) form.
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>>53714593
I hate melted cheese and cheese-based sauces but love fondue. Dunno why.

And who the fuck eats raw cauliflower.
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>>53714598
Then they're not symbiotes anymore.
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>>53712877
>How does it feel when I do this?
All.
>Methods of escape
Endure.
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>>53714658
The universe may be against us, but we will stand defiant, anon.
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>>53712877
Are we only allowed one of each?
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>>53714675
My secret is masochism.
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>>53714636
As long as you can find a pile of goo with the same color scheme as the human form, that would work.
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>>53714684
No restrictions, whatever fits for you, you can take.
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>>53714715
I don't want your normie vanilla humanified symbiotes. I want me some alien goo waifus.
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>>53714567
Do you have an example in English? Because last I checked, that's what we're using here.
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>>53714842
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>>53714892
>of which sugars
>of which saturates
>of which sodium
Is this Australian English?
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>>53715084
I think it must be Australasia or New Zealand. I don't know who else uses kilo joules
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>>53715150
>kilo joules
I just noticed that.
Do Aussies and NZ fags think they're robots or something?
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>>53715150
Most of Europe, joule is the SI unit for energy.
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>>53715183
>they're robots or something?
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Finnish products list the energy in both kJ and kcal at least
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Okay.
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>>53715295
>>53715202
That's a useless thing to do.
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>>53714134
>da libruls ar ruiwing muh couwnty by gibing womehn da wight tuh vote!!!!

Ugh
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Have this, try to not spam next thread full of unrelated, garbage images and worthless shit
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>>53715739
>filename
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Thread is full of shitposting
THEREFORE
Someone will post fresh big good non-waifu OC
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>>53715905
What do you have for us?
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this is a shitty thread
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>>53715905
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>>53715960
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>>53707454
I just want to take revenge on so many people for no reason at all.

Revenge of the NEET cyoa when?
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>>53715925
It's obvious, isn't it?
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>>53715978
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>>53715739
Quasi-Will. Retention isn't that good except for things I don't use often enough to remember them anyway, and the Cook is good but not as good as the ability to just do shit that needs to be done without having to worry about my own tiredness or boredom.
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>>53712877
>Existential
>Shower, Transcend and Share
Come at me bros, and let me help you carry those feels
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>>53715960
>Money 1
More than enough to live comfortably unless you are a big city cuck.

>Health 3
Because I want to watch this train wreck for as long as it is interesting

>Safety 1
Just so I can have my peace and quiet.

>Enjoyment 0
1 in essentially normal mode
2 to properly enjoy something you need to compare it to previous experiences and this goes against that
3 eh, I'll wait for VR to get better

>Ability 0
I'm immortal I have plenty of time to do this stuff the slow way.

>Home 3
Need a place to wait for some one to pick me up after the Earth is inevitably destroyed.

>Love 0
Fuck other people.

>Soul 0
Fuck other people harder.

>Bodymorph 3
Will eventually need to adapt myself to an alien planet.

>Powers 2
Mostly because I had points left and could get me out of trouble if I get stuck somewhere.
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>>53716413
>Love 0 Fuck other people.
In theory at 3 is fuck you
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>>53716413
No wait.
I miscounted.
I'm one point over.
Eh, drop to Power 1.
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>>53710992
Do you have to ingest the food? can you just burn it in a pyre as sacrifice?
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>>53715960
If you buy tier 3 do you get tier 1 and 2?
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>>53716468
Doesn't sound like it since the tiers are bought separately.
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>>53705042
Thanks for bringing this to my attention. I love seeing girls become overwhelmed with male lust.
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>>53716468
No you can buy any tier so long as you have the points.
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>>53707454
>Summerize your CYOA builds in one image
I would get banned if I did that.
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>>53716487
Thanks to the guy who posted that first, I just finished reading all of that and enjoying every bit of it. How often is it updated? When can I hope for more?
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>>53716558
Back from your "vacation" already, or are you still playing RS instead of working on that erotinomicon CYOA (or whatever you called it)?
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>>53716574
When you make it.
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>>53707454
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>>53716609
Dude. It's a webcomic, not a CYOA. I can't just write their story. And I can't draw at all.
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>>53712074
>Actually, Umineko no Naku Koro ni isn't H. It's a horror/mystery spiritual successor to Higurashi.
Ah I thought they looked like the characters from one of Liquid's games.
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>>53716681
>I can't just write their story
You can, It's called fanfiction.
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>>53712074
>>53713811
Beatrice is god tier waifu

>>53716597
I'm still on muh RS vacation. However I need to grind rep because some asshole decided to lock the new quests behind a rep requirement and its boring as hell to grind rep. So here I am trying to kill some time, anyways I will do Erotinomicon later this summer or in fall, I don't know. I have collected some pics for Erotinomicon so some progress on it have been made.
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>>53716558
No one want's to see shitting dicknipples.
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>>53716824
>Beatrice is god tier waifu

If you like cunts.
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>>53716892
All women have cunts, anon.
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>>53717002
No the cutest ones
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>>53717002
some women have penis(feminine)
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>>53717002
And not all women have dicks. What's your point?
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>>53715960
Money 3
Ability 1
Home 3
Love 1
Soul 3
Powers 1

And every time I reincarnate it'll be with this setup. Time to explore and conquer the multiverse. I'll eventually find a universe where I can collect incredible powers, immortality, and a way to cross between universes at will. Then the real fun begins.
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>>53716843
>Shitting dicknipples
I have far worse things hidden in my fap folder, pictures depicting unspeakable acts and abominable creatures which no sane man would fap to.

>>53716892
>Beatrice is good waifu if you like cunts.
I have to admit I'm a big fan of cunts. Especially rich bitch cunts, I really liked Cersei before the haircut. If you haven't noticed I always have a rich bitch option in almost all of my CYOAs.
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>>53717115
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>>53716824
Daily reminder that Beatorichi is used goods that your granfather fucked. Also incest but lets face it the game all but encourages incest.
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>>53717115
I'm not much of a dom, but putting rich bitch cunts in their place is always fun
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>>53717158
Me! Give me some hands to hold.
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>>53717263
Your grandfather raped like every single one of the girls, so that's hardly something against Beatrice compared to all the others.
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>>53713753
Didn't know the president posted on fourchan but I guess I shouldn't be surprised.
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>>53717158
You're into some sick shit anon, but I approve!

>>53717263
>Beako is used goods
I don't have any problems with used goods, just like I have no problem with virgins either. Experienced women and sluts are sexy because they are nasty and filthy, innocent virgins are sexy because they are pure and unspoiled. They are like two different flavors, it would be madness to limit yourself to one flavor of ice cream and the same could be said with fetishes. Its weak and short sighted to only a few fetishes when you can enjoy them all!

>Incest
Wincest
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>>53717444
If you think
>they are nasty and filthy
is 'waifu material' you should really reconsider life and probably join some sort of religion.
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>>53717444
>when you can enjoy them all!
A lot of people can't and won't enjoy every flavor, is far from a matter of choice, one doesn't pick to like cherry and dislike mint. What is short sighted is not giving flavors a chance, bur forcing yourself to ate every one in some kind of attempt of "enlightenment" or "strength" is equally misguided and stupid
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>>53716824
Wasn't beatrice a guy?
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>>53707649
I know the names are in the text, but they SHOULD be in a header on each beast to make things easier to parse.
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>>53715905
Working on it.
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>>53717444
>Experienced women and sluts are sexy because they are nasty and filthy, innocent virgins are sexy because they are pure and unspoiled.

Those aren't a given. Virgins can be into sick, demented things, and sluts can be dead fish.
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>>53717263
>Daily reminder that Beatorichi is used goods that your granfather fucked
Wait, what? I've tried to purge later parts because of the whole "it's all just a story!" thing which ruined a lot for me, but I don't remember anything regarding this. I thought Kinzo was just fucking her mother and not her?
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>>53717591
>Nasty and filthy is not waifu material
Yes it is.

>>53717654
>Wasn't beatrice a guy?
Nope, but she would still be fuckable as a cute trap.

>>53717794
>Virgins can be into sick, demented things, and sluts can be dead fish.
That is true, but deadfish is pretty sexy too. Like haven't you fantasized about fucking a drugged or dead girl?
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>>53717866
as someone with practical experience, dead fish is the least sexy thing possible, better just masturbate
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>>53715362
Women could vote in the 50s...
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>>53717794
I cannot grasp how a slut can be a dead fish
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>>53717732
>Tfw all the spaceship cyoas are war based, no comfy customized spaceships used for traveling and seeing the amazing sights of space.
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>>53707649
>Booming Drake
We're the fastest things alive.
>You and I Against the World
After all the boosts, our stats are
Power: X-High Tough: High
Speed: X-High Int: Med
Which should make us hilariously dangerous for just about anything. Who needs companions anyway? I have a supersonic overpowered dragon mount.
>Courier
For when it absolutely, positively has to get there right the hell now. Mind the boom.
>The Dragonrider
A worthy opponent!
And I should rescue the kid too. Right.
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>>53717880
No-one said the 50s was perfect.
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>>53717886
Easily?
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>>53717887
Well the ship CYOA is more focused on comfy
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>>53717887
in retrospect people wanted to play stardust that way pretty badly, it would be neat seeing more exploration and science-vessel focused cyoa
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>>53717887
Want to be a drug runner?
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>>53717900
And i am tired and mixed up things time to sleep for me
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>>53717926
2/3
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>>53717938
3/3
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>>53717887
I understand your feel. I want a comfy space kingdom but all space empire cyoas are 4x.
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>>53717887
Well, Rogue Traders focus on trade technically, so it could be Trade/Exploration cyoa. They are pretty heavy on gunboat diplomacy tho and 40k is insanely dangerous space.

>>53717732
Nice to see more 40k cyoas, altho I'm but hesitant about inclusion of torpedo hit chances
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>>53717814
He was raping all the girls on his island.
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>>53717879
I also have experience with deadfish, it was pretty sexy in the start, but I like variety. So I had to fucking level her up and train her to do nasty shit. Then 1 year later she is a pornstar in bed and all my work payed off. Then some fucking shmuck steals her and I have to get a new one. I get another deadfish and is like FUUUUUUU, I will need to level up this one too. But deadfish is sexy, but not all the fucking time.
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>>53717886
>>53717794
For a slut to be a dead fish she basically has to really treat it like a job, and not a job she even enjoys and barely considers worth it. It's her McJob. So a really shitty prostitute, I imagine.
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>>53717263
No, he raped her mom. She's just broken goods.
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>>53717974
But she isn't a real girl
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>>53717263
Daily reminder that "Beatrice" is a guy.
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>>53714045

BOTH, I WILL TURN MY SYMBIOTE INTO A WAIFU GIRL
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>>53718019
All the girls are based on a real person.
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>>53714260
Most of them taste very similar. Anything based on a leaf of stem is going to have the same green taste and cellulose texture.
>>
If I don't make a new thread, do you think you could all sink with this one and die?
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>>53718052
Nope. Never worked before. Worst case they make a new throg instad.
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>>53718052
It'd be funny if we didn't have any CYOA threads up again until tomorrow.
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>>53715960
Money 3
Enjoyment 1
Home 2
Soul 3
Love 1
Powers 1
Health 1
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>>53717988
>Then some fucking shmuck steals her

Sounds like you're the schmuck here. You should have found a nice girl, put a ring on her, and then got to work on training her. Maybe the commitment of marriage would have made up for your inability to control her.
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>>53714045
Symbiote that is bound to me that slowly infects and corrupts waifus with some sort of symbiote spawn
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>>53717866
>That is true, but deadfish is pretty sexy too. Like haven't you fantasized about fucking a drugged or dead girl?
>>
Bunch of people posted builds for the Ancestor of Magic, thanks. Pity that it's apparently unfinished and abandoned, it's still pretty fun cyoa anyway.

>>53718222
Go hog wild
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>>53717921
Originally I had planned on making a space-station building/terraforming DLC but held off on that indefinitely. SD has too many mechanics as it is.

My reason was because, if you think about it, building a space station is just as complicated, if not moreso, than ships. It'd require more funds and you'd essentially be building a town or a city depending on the scale. I would've felt obligated to make it as complex as the main CYOA, and worse, tying them together would've been a nightmare mechanics wise.
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>>53718262
I would have loved to have a terraforming DLC. Always took the terraforming bay, despite there being rather little use for it.
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>>53718229
My dick can only get so hard!

>>53718169
Anon monogamy does not work since humans are biologically programmed for polygamy and polygamy does not work either, its even more bullshit then monogamy. The sensible thing to do is just to fuck whatever moves and not form any deep or meaningful relationships with whatever you fuck. Wait for the sex robots to come out and when they have AI then roll with that if you want a loyal waifu, unless your loaded with money.
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>>53718291
>Always took the terraforming bay, despite there being rather little use for it.
That was supposed to elude to the DLC but I never got around to it.

I would like to see a DLC like that come to life but I don't think I'm ever going to make it, to be honest. As much as I want to. Burnt out on SD as it is.
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>>53718028
No, just flat as a board.
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>>53718033
Yeah, but saying kinzo had sex with beato is just false.
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>>53718399
t. in denial
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>>53718350
>Anon monogamy does not work since humans are biologically programmed for polygamy
So, were you unable to keep it in your pants, did you get cheated on or are you just in your edgy phase?
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>>53718350
>monogamy does not work since humans are biologically programmed for polygamy
That's why in most societies, humans were monogamous and prized fidelity, with only the absolute rulers getting themselves multiple women. Right.
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>>53718350
Sounds like a personal problem. A man chooses; a slave obeys.
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>>53717988
So now your right hand is a total whore after being trained huh?
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>>53718350
>using toilets does not work since humans are biologically programmed to shit outside
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>>53718535
Humans are biologically programmed for polygamy. This is not me being edgy, that is what science says. Like even the autonomy of our sexual organs points towards polygamy. Like the shape of the penis, did you know why the penis is shaped like it is? Its to dig out sperm inside a vagina. You can look that up 100% scientific. Like why try and fight human nature? Love is just a chemical in the brain that compels animals to breed, it has been glorified and romanticized by humans but love is essentially bullshit.
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>>53718350
You must be an r-type.
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>>53718751
Is scooping other men's semen out of slores something you do?
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>>53718751
Do you even know what the term polygamy is? It means multiple wives. Not polyandry. Not everyone fucking everyone else.

And no, there's no evidence that the human social system is built up around POLYGNY, which is what you're arguing for, by the way. No evidence of the kind of huge orgies that'd make such a cum scoop necessary.

>You can look that up 100% scientific
I can look up multiple papers with multiple theories about why the penis is shaped like it is.
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>>53718751
>It's a layman read some random SJW paper and thinks he knows about the behavioral psychology of humanity episode.
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>>53718877
I occasionally have to scoop out other men's semen when I sodomize your father in the ass hole.
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>>53718751
Tok, I love you, but pls stop
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>>53718751

So what you are saying, That you got cucked so hard that you no longer believe in monogamy
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>>53718751
>that is what science says
Alright, then give me an article or a paper. I don't mind a paywall, so no excuses please.

>Like even the autonomy of our sexual organs points towards polygamy
A reasonable guess is that it's because our ancestors were polygamous. Evolutionary baggage exists, you know? You can look that up 100% scientific. Even then, there is no hard fact in that regard.

>Like why try and fight human nature?
That's basically a textbook example of naturalistic fallacy. "Human nature" is fucking horrible. People deceive, steal, rape, kill. If you think that any of these shouldn't be fought because they are natural for humans, I'm sorry, but you're terminally edgy.

>Love is just a chemical in the brain that compels animals to breed
whew, talk about oversimplifying. 'Love' is a lot more than that. Anyone saying 'oxytocin' is love is an absolute hack. Try actually researching instead of just swallowing such bullshit.

Just so you know, there are a lot of successful monogamous relationships, so arguing that "they don't work" is an absolute futile cause anyway. I don't know exactly what happened in your past, but just because you haven't had a relationship workout, doesn't mean that applies to the whole of humanity.
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>>53718751
Multiple men to one woman is inefficient. A woman can only hold one child and they effectively can't breed anymore. A man can continue to breed even while a woman is pregnant, thus one man and multiple women is most efficient.

Multiple-male polygamy is just a waste of resources.
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