>A druid forces you to eat hundreds of seeds

>>53692313

Just as long as she eats a few million of mine in return

>>53692313
>hundreds of seeds
Dude, that's like two spoons.

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>>53692313
Okay, but why?

>>53692313
>irrumatio

wrong board

>>53692313
Only if she eats all these eggs.

>>53692356
That would depend on how big the seeds are.

>>53692313
So she goes around giving people pomegranate?

>>53692313
So rice porridge or something?

If they're Datura seed, I'm FUCKED.
http://www.jsava.co.za/index.php/jsava/article/viewFile/806/779

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>"now drink this"

>>53692440
is she trying to roofie me

>>53692313
Just how many seeds do Goodberries have?

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>>53692356
this one weighs 27kg

>>53692429
>calling it datura instead of morning glory
pretentious af fampai

>>53692519
AND IT LOOKS LIKE A BRAIN

>>53692529
New Vegas spoiled me.

>>53692529
Maybe he played fallout

>>53692519
How do you eat that?

>>53692529
im pretty sure they are not the same

>>53692313
Okay, but you have to eat all the eggs.

>>53696855
Why are you doing this?

>>53692529
Morning Glory seeds are completely different.

Morning Glory is pretty fun and is over in 6-12 hours.

Datura is potentially deadly, makes you literally delirious and can last several days. During which you have no control over your actions.

>>53692313
If this is in my setting, she probably just wants her 4-level spells.
bad end

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>>53692313
>implying I take orders from women

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I am Skeleton Jelly.

>>53698150
I've always wanted a sequel to this

>>53698293
In case you don't know, it's part of a weird comic called Multiforce. Incredibly hard to find physically but I think a version with most of the pages are floating around somewhere on the web.

Offer her deez nuts

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>>53692348
Druidic bitches love to eat seeds

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>>53692313
>A hospitable man forces you to eat these eggs

>>53692313
>druid
>forcing me to do anything

>>53692313
My barb forces her to eat hundreds of FISTS

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>A fighter forces you to do hundreds of pushups

>>53696828
That kid isn't even black. He's asian.

Also, /pol/ called. They want you back.

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>>53692313
Oh no! Now I'm going to fail my drug test at work!
The arch paladin is going to kill me!
I think its an extreme policy too, but rules are rules

>>53703660
>>53699990
>I understood that reference.jpg