Could a Ratling join the inquisition?

>>53683801
I don't see why not. It depends if the Inquisitor has use of the ratling. An Inquisitor will hire just about any sentient creature if he finds it useful

>>53683801
Yes.
As an abhuman, the ratling will be subject some prejudice and wouldn't be able to blend in in certain social strata but at least it's not a mutant.

Inquisitors literally run on "fuck you I do what I want"

An inquisitor could have an ork in their retinue if they really wanted.
They get checked up on really infrequently and some are very radical.

>>53685086
>ork in their retinue
I'd love to see that.

>>53687488
Not if the ork sniper has their way.

>>53689017
Wuz dat stelffy kill ?

>>53685086
Paint an ork pink and pretend he's a junior Ogryn

>>53685086
I've been thinking of making some Ork in some kind of hazmat suit or just a straight up cyborg Ork.

No one except the Ork and the Inquisitor know it's an ork. They just think he's a smart Ogryn, a fucked up combat servitor or something.

>>53689050
Almost, boss.

>>53689157
Just pa-
>>53689120
fuck

Yeah, these.

The real problem is Orks wither and die when they're away from other Orks, don't they?

And why would this Ork work for a humie long term?

Maybe he took a live ork, cut out part of it's brain, and grafted a piece of human brain on there.

>>53683801

As a Cherub, sure

>>53689180
>The real problem is Orks wither and die when they're away from other Orks, don't they?
Orks in isolation just develop weird un-Orky behavior. They're fine without any other Orks around. A lack of war, combat, fights, loud noises and absurd speeds will kill them though.

>And why would this Ork work for a humie long term?
Easy. A human kills a warboss, and a lone Ork boy survives. For some reason, the human doesn't kill the Ork boy, and due to how Ork Kultur works, the Ork boy just assumes the human is the new Warboss.
It's not like there are any other Orks around to correct the Ork boy on his faulty logic.

By the time the Ork boy comes in contact with other Orks, he's probably so used to having a human Warboss, he'll accuse any other Orks of being unorky.
>you's unorky!
>no you's unorky!

>>53689180
>And why would this Ork work for a humie long term?
It's a Blood Ax Orc, he's being paid in teeth and dakka, obviously.

>>53689220
>unorkodox

>>53683801
Everyone who doesn't want Ratlings removed from the canon is part of what's wrong with 40k. Please kill yourselves soon.

>>53689269
They have literally no presence anyway, no one gives a single fuck about them. Removing them would give them needless attention.

>>53687488
look up sanctionned xenos.

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>>53689260
You.
I like you.

>>53689220
Until the junior ork playful cuts off his superior's arm and realises that actually, He's Da Biggest And Da Strongesf

>>53689397
So I could have an inquisitor who's taken a bunch of genestealer cultists and rewired them to think he's the patriarch?

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>>53689260

>>53689500
Seeing as there's literally an Inquisitor who's going around trying to direct Tyranid hive fleets towards specific targets, I don't see why not.

>>53689491
>not taking your dismembered arm and beating the junior ork to submission.
No matter what, you show them your bigger and stronger. One way or the other and that includes sodomizing the junior ork till he cries

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>>53689500
Fucking do it.
> Some radical psyker who's messed with their unconscious telepathy to make the genies think they're the patriarch.
> When is the hive coming father?
> Soon, now eat these techpriests so I can take their stuff.

>>53689538
> Sodomising the fungus warmonger.
y u do dis

>>53689320
Next time, try ignoring the troll.

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>>53689260

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>>53689017
>Da biggest iz da best!
>Da best iz da sneakiest!
>I'z da biggest, so i'z da SNEAKIEST!

>>53689570
The weak should fear the strong.

>>53689269
>>53689320
Great, now I want a squad of sniper Ratlings in DoW 3.

>>53689491
An augmented Inquisitor can be stronger than an Ork

>>53689269
I want an Inquisitorial retinue made up of an Inquisitor Lord with psyker powers, four ratlings, one eldar exodite prince, one human from a destroyed world raised by eldar, one human noble from a feudal world and a Squat.

>>53689260
underrated post

>>53692312
>Squat
DELET

>>53692390
SQUATS

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>>53689220
>reminder that the exact opposite is 100% canon, so what you're saying would logically follow.
when the fuck are they going to hurry up and give us a digganob army list
here's hoping for new chapter approved

>>53691693
Literally 0 things wrong with this logic.

>>53689484

fuck off to reddit

>radical inquisitor
>cyborg ork who's so far gone he thinks he's a spess muhreen
>ratling scum/sniper that has to convince everyone the cyborg ork is actually an ogryn
>techpriest just crazy enough to maintain an ork cortical stack inside a gutted second-hand combat servitor covered in armoured plating
>imperial guard who's just too jaded to care - as long as it serves the emperor it's all good

Together they fight heresy, while avoiding an Iron Hands techmarine who just wants to admire the technological handywork on that "magnificent Ogryn servitor".

>>53689397
Isn't that more a RT thing?

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>>53689260
Fucking kek

>>53689500
>Doesn't realize that's Grey Knights.

>>53692950
that saying has no power. its almost like a "hello how are you", and quickly singles you out as a virtue signaling faggot who is trying to gain the acceptance of the "crowd" by targeting someone else.

Bad news, this is not your school, and we aren't your friends.

Deuces anon.

>>53695279
Oh child. A terrible sin

>>53696372
https://youtu.be/jZXR7wrL3Hw?t=131

you will find no suitable reply from an early 1990s anime. But the memes must flow.