There is literally nothing wrong with being Elvish

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>>53666699
>There is literally nothing wrong with being Dark Elvish
fixed it for you

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>>53666699
There is everything wrong with making yet another elf-based bait thread that doesn't contribute anything to the board.

>>53666699
>There is literally nothing not wrong with being Elvish
Fixed it for you.

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>>53666699
A thank you, thank you very much.

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>There is literally nothing wrong with being Orcish
Fixed it

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>>53666699
I dissagree

>>53666986
/thread

>>53666699
There is literally everything wrong with being dwarvish

>>53666968
Fuck you I was gonna make that joke

>>53667058
Fuck me, I made that joke.

Not until after the second date though.

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Agree

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>>53666699
Agreed.
Elves are alright.

>>53666699
1)Human
2)Elves
3)Half-elves
Kill the rest

>>53668710
>t. /elfpol/ manboo

you should respect all sapient races

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>>53668751
Except orcs, but most especially: Drunk, smelly loud mouth, axe fetish, cave dwelling Beard-Nik midgets.

>>53668751
Fuck off, swede

>>53668830
>raped in 3...2...1...

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>>53668751
The Elf-Right will rise again.

>>53668908
I get the whole elf-being-raped schtick but c'mon?

Dwarf; midget. Raping a taller person?

Even if you're some butthurt dorf, not gonna happen.

>>53669069
Elves have shit for Str usually.

>>53669091
They actually don't. Do you even play traditional games?

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>>53668834
thanks for the compliment, but I am Slav.

reminder that there is LITERALLY nothing wrong with putting elves in the ovens

>>53669101
Elves make good archer builds and Wizards in the World's Oldest Roleplaying Game (tm) and the PF spinoff.
Archers depends on Dex first and Str second, Wizards depend on Int and basically nothing else. Also elves have -2 Constitution.
Dorfs get +2 Constitution and generally go into classes that actually need Str to function well.

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>>53669110
>Ima slav

Well I guess obligatory CHEEKI BREEEEKI!!!!

But in some seriousness, do you slavs actually get sick and tired of cheeki breeki memes sometimes and find it insulting to your nationality?

Or no and you actual slavs find it as a funny self-deprecating joke?

>>53668671
Who fought against a balrog in Gondolin (it is Gondolin right? Or have I got my shit all mixed up?).

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>>53669031

>>53669175
I don't think anyone ever found it particularly insulting desu.
You see all kinds of people around.

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>>53666699

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by the emperor
honorable battle brothers lend me assistance,
I do not have the fire power for this heresy.

>>53669256
>>53669270
Can you both kill each other? Thanks.

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>>53666699

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>>53669110
Then you are a race traitor.
Fuck off, bliad.

>>53666886
Then we'd like to see you try then.

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>>53669333
>race traitor
nice meme word, tovarish

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>>53666699
>mfw there was already a previous elf thread about elves being tacticool and military shit
>implying elves are skilled in the arts of anything military and tacticool
>mfw elves and elf threads in general

>>53666742
>nothing wrong about being dark elvish and dunmer

So I guess there's nothing wrong about worshipping and overglorified dumbass spider?

How savage and archaic should the elves be given that they often live for thousands of years?

>>53669428
აზურა ის ნოტ ა სპიდერ, დუმბასს...

>>53669498
shit, wrong keyboard
anywho:
Azura is not a spider, dumbass

>>53669507
>Azura

I'm talking about Mephala stupid! You know? The Daedric Prince/Princess that the Morag Tong waifu/husbando?

>>53669430
I don't see how one of these would affect the other thing. What exactly is the problem?

>>53669535
prime daedra for dunmer is Azura, whats the point of mephala here? some retarded assassins?

>>53669549
She's worshiped as the Anticipation of Vivec.

>>53667042
Fuck off Thomas

>>53668751
>Respecting orcs
>Respecting non humans
>Respecting humans who aren't white
>Respecting white humans who act like those stricken from this list
Respect is only for dignified white humans

>>53669558
Thanks for pointing that out. So yeah, like I said >>53669428

Dunmer worship an overglorified dumbass spider.

And Azura? Well, maybe glorified Suns-and-Stars-and-Moon-Slut.

>>53669212
I forgot how little effort they put into elf costumes. The ears aren't even pointed.

>>53669333
How are slavs not orcs? they're the closest real life analogy we have to them

>>53669762
>not Americans
I IZ STRONG SO I FUCK U is their entire foreign policy

>>53669372
roche was a total bro in witcher 2

>>53668830

Dude

That's incredibly racist

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>>53669762
now that's just rude. We may be corrupt, drunk, rude, dishonest and violent but we still know feelings and on rare occasion even harbour them.

>>53669091
>Elves have shit for Str usually.

>>53669101
>They actually don't. Do you even play traditional games?

>>53669118
>lists some statements that don't counter anything said above

lol

>>53670014
But they [do] have shit for Str unless you play like a retard.

>>53670024
You must have rolled pretty good to be able to lift those goalposts all by yourself

>>53670037
>goalposts
Show me the last time you played an Elf with 18 Str m8

>>53669539
Change comes from a new generation taking over as the old generation becomes old and die off. If it takes thousands of years for that to happen, change is going to be slow.

>>53666699
The Fae kidnap our children and use them as slaves!

>>53666699
There is literally nothing wrong with impregnating an elf.

>>53669762
>clan-based
>prowess-based warriors
>respect warriors above all
>strange, barbaric gods
>no horse culture
>no true cities
>not especially skilled smiths

Orcs are pre-Christianization Saxons.

>>53670121
>>not especially skilled smiths
Really? genuinely asking

There's nothing wrong with liking any fictional race. They're not real.

>>53670121
Would that make the ancient elvish empire [tm] the Normans?

>>53670176
So there's something wrong with liking real races?

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A reminder.

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I just realised that the eldar and high elves wear the same hats

>no copypasta posted yet about how the elves are deep ones with better PR

>>53670545
>being best race
Thanks!

>>53670083
as long as your are human

>>53668830

And the Dwarf drags the elf out of the room, you hear the moans til morning.

>>53669192
It was indeed in Gondolin, and the motherfucker was Glorfindel.
He killed the monster, but perished in the process.

>>53666699
in our campaign: most of the elves went feral when nature decided that humanoids have been fucking her over for far too long. what is left of civilization is a massive city the size of a small country with the rest of the world taken back by the forest. also the animals are mutated so we have bears the size of school buses

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>>53669430
It'd be a reasonable explanation for the angrier more wild hunt type wood elves

>>53669762
>orcs
Nah. Doesn't compute.


>>53670024
>But they [do] have shit for Str unless you play like a retard.
That's PCs, you moron. Rest of the population has 10,11 for stats (or rolls old-school).

>>53672896

I never quite understood the idea that nature gods would be upset about civilization or that druids need to maintain a balance between nature and civilization when the average D&D setting usually seems to consist of a few sparsely populated settlements separated by vast amounts of wilderness full of horrible monsters. If anything the balance is tilted way in natures favor and druids should be trying to protect civilization from nature.

>>53666699
All those repeating digits don't lie.

>>53673202
Are you implying that the picture posted was not of PCs?

>>53673239
Do you take drugs to be that stupid, or is that a natural talent?

>>53669333
Implying Scotland isn't full of grey skinned sun hating bitter Dark elves.

you should come and live in Glasgow m8 it's basically the underdark...

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>>53666699

>>53669372
>>53669847

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>>53666699
>There is literally nothing wrong with being Elvish
Well said. Stop the hate!

>>53666699
Even the ELVES don't want to commit being elves.
"Yeah, I'm Elv-ISH."

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>>53674798
((()))

>>53672821
Shieeet how the hell did I forget that.

>>53670882

Well theyre the same species so

Are wood elves looked upon as the trailer trash of elves?

>>53675296
Nah, they the wild, unwashed cousins.

>>53675296
they're more the smelly hippies of elves.

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>>53666699
Ain't nothin' wrong 'bout elves man. Especially the guys, I'd say your girl/daughters be fortunate to have a elf husbandoo.

>>53675882
>Two sets of ears
w-which one's the usable ones?

>>53676007
Neither, he's deaf

where do you take that elves are weak?
>a elven fighted many balrogs at the same time
>a elven almost killed a god(morgoth)
>a half-elf will kill it for good in the end of times
i dont know where this "elf are weak" trending came
probably to make them not op in rpgs

>>53676692
Probably the same source that says elves are faggots or male elves don't exist: memes and headcanon.

>>53676692
dwarfs

>>53677361
>dwarfs
jesus christ
theyre more souless than gingers

>>53677468
Did Aulë even give them souls? Did anyone bother with that?

>>53677677
Valar cant give souls, only eru, eru only did it after much sperging of the part of aule

>>53677677
Yes, but they have rules elves and humans don't.

>>53666986
the dranei tits in this movie were on point

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>>53670545
I'm not an elf
Elves are smart

>>53676994
Male elves are irrelevant

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>>53678461
Faggot. I bet my left testicle that there are more relevant male elves than female elves in total and probably in most settings individually.

>>53678555
Male elves are never relevant.

>>53678461
>Male elves are irrelevant
Fëanor

>>53678588
Elves aren't Tolkein's invention, not even as le perfect people. I don't know where the rumor of them literally not existing as anything but goblins come from.

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>>53678555
So this is where he came from

>>53678625
What the fuck was the original article in the book anyway?

>>53678642
Caricature of a black guy, saying "muh dick".

>>53678670
No seriously

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>>53668710
Putting an elf above a dwarf is the most stupid elf fag shit I have ever heard.

But putting a half breed on the not kill list? That is worse then being a gnome!!! Half breeds are nothing but gutter trash and those who create such rot should be burned. I'd rather a full blooded elf then a mixed scum.

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>>53669333
This one is much better

>>53678697
There's nothing wrong with Drow
>Greece
HAAAAAAAAAaa

>>53675882
Except Orc Shaman (Male) looked better than Elf of either gender in any given armor set. Even Draconic Leather. Especially Draconic Leather.

>>53678709
There is everything wrong with drow, from the overly pandering designs to the stupidity of their society.

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>>53678697
>Middle East not Orks.
>England anything close to an elf.
>Russia anything elf related.
>A clearly backward map made by a fucktard.
Kill yourself elf faggot.

>>53678736
That thing with the pointed ears looks like a goblin.

>>53678788
Supposed to be halfling. But author draws goblins just the same except greener.

>>53678697
I imagine this would be the closest Turkey ever got to being inhabited by humans.

>be 12
>lotr in summer reading list
>"man this is boring"
>see the films a few years later
>"oh man this is awesome"
>try reading silmarillion
>"literally who the hell are all these people" on page 50

>couple of years ago read JRRT's minor pieces (farmer giles, leaf by niggle, smith of wutton major, tom bombadil's adventures)
>"hey that's nice"
>watched 1st hobbit movie, didn't bother with the rest
>recently picked lotr again
>"man it's actually good"
>picked silmarillion
>"literally who the hell are all these people" remains, but it's not that bad
>tried watching movies
>"man this is shallow" although aragorn seems better than in the book, not such a prick who thinks an old sword and heritage makes him special

>>53678875
silmirillion-the series when
i just want to see feanor figting balrogs and diyng in an explosion of flames