Galactic Federation

>>53657899
The tanks donated:
TX-25 Medium Tank
TX-30 Heavy tank
BX-10 Self-Propelled Artillery Piece
AX-40 APC
XV-70 Light Tank
TX-35 Superheavy tank
FX-40 Flamer Tank
Small Arms:
OS-16 Smartgun SMG
SM13 Assault Rifle
SM14 Marksman Rifle
N1194 Automatic Pistol
BF331 LMG
KX325 Sniper Rifle
ATM45 Anti-tank weapon
>Note: Small arms are mostly Gauss weapons. Some are energy, like the KX325, and the SM14.

>>53658030
We need to address the issue of funding for federation infantry.

>>53658030
>>53658071
One more thing, we find the United Empires treatment of some xenos... alarming.

Alright, in other news, the disease has been reported on a dukedom world.

>>53658090
And yet we have only been generous with the gentlebeings of the Federation. And while it is true Imperial authority can be somewhat... harsh. We try to treat our subjects as well as we can.

>>53658176
So do we, the Ploraxians. We have even had xeno emperors! It is nothing, honestly. We just want the best for every member. The Necro-ships must be stopped.

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Hello delegates. I return after a much needed chemically induced mental breakdown. Things are... a little hectic here on Steel Seed. Mostly given the state of affairs in the galaxy as a whole, and our rather dubious timing in joining the galactic community.

Oh the plus side, we have several dozen automated transports loaded to the leaves with various machines of war and their Root overseers, should anyone want to purchase a few.

>>53658220
>>53658176
We need to get serious about this plague.

>>53658339
We would love to purchase a few for Task Force X. Another thing, the W'nai plague may spread to your empire. Be on the lookout for the WSDFN Corvette Resolute.

Reposting for critique and suggestiRevised combat rules:
Fleet Health will be based on the ships that make up the fleets involved.
Dreadnoughts will be 20 pts each
Battleship 15pts
Cruisers 10pts
Every five destroyers will add 10 pts
Every 10 corvettes will add 5pts
Treat carriers as Cruisers that allow you to launch fighters and bombers but can only use them 5 times and you must announce if you are launching fighters to intercept or bombers to attack.
Damage will be 2d+5 +Weapon
Lasers will be base 4 but against bioships will be 6
Kinetics will be base 4 but against metallics 6
Plasma will be 5 against all targets
Missiles depending on warhead will be between 7 -10 but can be shot down by fighters like bombers
Bombers will be 5 but cannot be dodged.
And for Plasma,Laser, and Kinetics if it is a capital ship the weapons can be overcharged to add 2 to the damage but they cannot fire for the next turn. And superheavies like dreadnoughts can field doomsday weapons and are the only ships that can.
Infantry can be used as a boarding action for a turn,but only on capital ships and dreadnought..200 infantry is 2d8 damage + small arms damage+6,but must sacrifice a cruiser.Can be used up to 5 times.
Anything to add?

>>53658374
Good rules for warfare. Excellent.

>>53658373
>>53658342
We have a lot of conventional kinetic weapons.. could tank shells be filled with the acid that affects the plague?

>>53658220
On that we agree.

Apologies for the sudden intrusion. Once it became clear the violence had ceased, I had my ship linger in the gravity shadow of one of the system gas giants and returned as soon as possible. The crises of the past few days aside, I have finally managed to receive the cultural dossier I am to present to you honoured ambassadors and representatives and once again have come to re-state my request for aid in the Ryush refugee crisis.

>[Federation diplomatic database notifications]
>Eortan cultural dossier received. Disseminating.
> https://docs.google.com/document/d/10pIrxC4MVdA82LiRd2shjTg_kwIQZ2iOfTrHzC06Qpc/edit?usp=sharing

Every day, hundreds and thousands more Eortite citizens die as we struggle to cope with the scale of this disaster and its after-effects! I beg the Federation parliament's attention to this matter, on behalf of my divine queen.

>>53658461
I agree. Peacekeepers as part of a federation effort will help you deal with such of a problem. They will also help you withstand the W'nai plague.

>>53658373

Noted. We'll get the automated defense platforms a new IFF code, and have them ignore any codes given by WSDFN forces until this is resolved.

I do apologies if that puts a hamper on anyone's vacation plans here to Steel Seed, but, well, I had to put down more than one case of stemrot making my way to the top, I'd rather not have some new virus make it's way into our more system.

Enclosed is the bill for each unit. Fabrication limits have been lifted for the duration of this conflict.

How will we represent superweapons? And I also think to represent shielding weapons should have reduced damage on the first round of shooting with shields having to recharge every other turn. Armor on the other hand is just a flat modifier to damage with different tiers of it to represent more advanced technology.

>>53658409
That could be possible. I shall have the enginnering division figure out a way to implement this not into tank shells, but even bullets. Energy weapons cannot be modified.

>>53658526
Superweapons? We have had a stockpile, but there is a federation treaty against mass-superweapon production, and members aren't allowed to use it unless in a last resort scenario. And you can only build about one per year.

>>53658487
P.S. WSDFN Stands for:
W'nai Self Defense Force Navy. This is a ship which is headed for your planet.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1anojEHaQJPNzNQYYGI8APVGFpGaIOTgUAGCbuRF3YQQ/edit?usp=sharing
A briefing on our glorious Empire. And I do mean brief it was what I managed to put together in between discussions of Federation politics.

>>53658374
>OOC for this post, simply because too much spoiler text looks ugly.

It seems a little simplistic... There's no accounting for shielding, or different armour, or maneuverability, the skills of commanders or crew, or exotic weapons types like plasma-sheathed kinetics, or particle weapons, to say nothing of tactics, the difference between pocket and fleet carriers, etc.

Leave it to the britfag to be far too picky about naval warfare, huh?

G̫̼͔͎̗̝r͎͉̘̮͓͜ͅe̜̯ȩ̰̰̹͍̻t͓̮̻̜̪́i̷̫̜̤ng̘̪̯͚̠̜̻s̠͍̺͓/̸s̵̯a̼̘͖̭̘̺̟l͓͍̫͍̘̟͞ͅu̞͟t̷͉a̫̼͕͘t̺͉͍̥i̯̝͍on̫s̺͓͙͙/̟h͡e̠̟l̼l̖̭o̷
̥̫͜ ̠͔̦̻̥̦͖f̷͚ṛ͎̀i̩̘͠e̦̟̺̳̯̙n̡ds̵̰̝͖̰/̰̙̘͈̙̘c͘o̪͓̞̗̦͚̟m̷̘̘̟͙̞̰̱r̟a̰̜̼d͎̰̜̳̫͍e̻̞̟̬̝͇s̺͕̦͖̯̖̻/̥̹͍͖͖f̘̺̟̯͔͕e͕͕̪̜͇̟l̩̫l̤̕o̴̹͙̥w̙̳̪̟̜͕͕ ̪m̵̗̗̞̬͉̮͙e̟̞̭͚̫a̗͔̖t

aw shit already had made a thread.

>>53657899
The rumar are here

>>53658339
It is good to meet you,Silver Frond.I am Carter,of the Carnem Wastes.
Nice appreciation of hard drugs,by the way.

As for the rest of the Ambassadors here,I am offering shipments of the anti-plague acid,for use in combating it.If we use it,it can keep its spreading down until a cure is found.

>>53658339
hello laddy ima rukkar
whats da steel seed

>>53658461
I like the Mandate of Heaven,really gives it a little bit of an eastern feel despite the other details.

>>53658461
I have already sent assistance,in the form of 3...operatives for lack of a better word,and some transport ships.

>>53658374
will there be rules for races to be good at one thing but shit at another,or what about exotic weapons or how experienced your commander is and what determines how many ships you can have,do the pts translate into the fleet's hleath or is that how many pts you need to purchase them

tfw you're consistently ignored

>>53659079
i don't think we have meant,who are you

>>53658761
Hmm... I'll send a request down for a similar write up to my chronologists.

>>53658954
Greetings, Rukaar. I'm Silver Frond. Steel Seed is our homeworld. A very mountainous and seismically active place. All our transmissions are encoded with coordinates to it, along with IFF codes to disable, mostly, our automated defense platforms. I won't lie, they will all be in a patient standby, in case someone decides to use the key to our home to try and rob it. A good guard beast won't wait for their master's command to attack a threat, but will obey when told to wait.

>>53658898
Greetings to you, Carter. I have my vices and am not ashamed of them. We have a very liberal drug policy here. No matter what your chemical vice might be, there is someone who is regulated, taxed, and quality checked selling it. When you remove taboo, you often remove a good deal of desire in the use of it. Although we do have an age restriction, to ensure our saplings aren't stunted due to chemical imbalance.

>>53659057
The points determine health,and for exotic weaponry,we'll work that out when it comes up,I guess.Ship size doesn't really have a determining factor,however,since this is only for pvp.As long as it's not something overboard,like 50 dreadnought,then it's most likely fine.Thhese fleets will be used for small skirmishes and wars,and not for destroying other players.It's pretty much an argument settler,I guess.And no,no races have detriments in warfare,although your race obviously has special things about them,like regeneration,water breathing,etc.
Not sure how to do Commanders though.

>>53659104

Th̀is u͝ņit̶ is̨ em̸ís͢s͝a͜ŗy/e̵ņv͡oy/̨mou̵t́hpi͘ec͟e
̢of s͟ẁarm/͠f̴l̴ee͡t/̶o͞vermi̶n͠d̷
͘G̛r͜e̕èting̀s/s͝a̴lút͢a̷ti̢o͠ns/h͝e̢l̨lo
͜

>>53659162
overmind of what

>>53659141
Oh no,you mistake what I meant.I can respect someone who is not afraid to use drugs.It's not for everyone,obviously,but when you've been here as long as me,and in the Wastes no less,you start to see the upsides.
>>53659162
Hello,Prethoryn 01.Do tell,what is the overmind?

>>53659218

Heh, oh, I took it with all due respect. I just like to advertise when I can and where I can. I'm sure there is a thriving blackmarket for drugs in the cosmos, and proudly explaining you only have a grey market can bring quite the drug tourism market. Although I will want to have some clinical trials performed before we start selling to various xeno specials. I'd rather not have my laughers be face melters for those in the animalia kingdom.

>>53659162
this one greets the Many, as the voice of many ones.

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Whats going on in this room?

>>53659193
>>53659218
us/̷we͟/i ≠ on̨e ͘mind͘
us̢/͟we/i͞ =̕man͠y body
̛oņe̡ ͘min͞d==m͝ąny̸ body = ̷ove͜rmi͘n̷d
>>53659304
g̵r̸ee̴t̨in̸gs/̸ ̢hello/ sa̷lút̕a̸ti̡oǹs̴

>>53659304
We have managed to capture several ships. Now, there is bad news. An entire colony ship full of infected is heading towards the United Empire. Another thing is that from our far north survey stations, we have realized that there has been signals of new construction, and industrial processes on the Fallen Empire of Jhnn'rol Vestige.

>>53659314
I have seen many an extraplanar creature.I have wandered the Wastes for years.I have stared into the Abyss.

But I honestly don't know what you are.
>>53659304
Of course.Honestly,its better to just legalize it,and tax the shit out of it,then let it cause violence and jail time.
Then again the Wastes doesn't use much drugs,so I can't say that I know how to market them.I just used em once or twice recreationally.

>>53658751
It's just a rough idea but what would you add?

>>53659372
Another thing is that I wish to vote on a major issue: Arming citizen militias to combat the mutants.

>>53659372
Shoot it down,then bombard the space where it is with the specialized acid.As long as you do this while away from other planets,they will not spread.

>>53659443
We have been pursing this with a fighter wing, as the nearest corvettes are far from here.

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>>53659356
>Hey remember when you guy's teamed up with those energy beings from a dimension full of angry and pain to eat and gangbang our own and 20 like ours.
>We didn't
>>53659420
I'm D1ido but my friends call me bob, and you are obviously narly tryna fuck up reality again. GET OUT THE FUCK NARLYwanna buy a mask I got 10 all new just stolen

>>53659461

c̨onfu̧si̕on/͡ ͝que͟r͝y̛/̕ ̷what͡

>>53659439
Mutants?What mutants?
>>53659356
So,a Hivemind.

>>53659461
Who are you. What are you doing in the diplomatic chamber, miner. You should be in the finance section, they will deal with your problem.

>>53659497

t͟ru̧th/a̴ccu̢r͝ate͠/ no̵n ͞f͢al̡se

>>53659372

Dispatching Root system "Lead Pith" and accompanying escort fleet. Only a couple corvette grade ships.

Any where that ship decides to land is getting the scorched earth treatment. All biofuel protocols are pushed to maximum levels. Don't send anything organic into the area unless you want it mulched up and used as food for their algae tanks.

We'll send you a bill later, if the Root decides its worth the cost.

>>53659461
I...don't understand what you just said.
Want some bread?I saved some of Ovaa's.

>>53659497
The "zombies".

>>53658974
I was primarily going for a Sino-Korean vibe, with European overtones and just a hint of Irish with the arrangement of a High King/Queen and then lesser monarchs.

It's a shame to have to use Human cultures as reference points, but really, we don't have a sphere of experience wide enough to encompass much else.

>>53659013
And the assistance of the Carnem Wastes will not soon be forgotten, I assure you, honoured ambassador. The efforts you have sent have already proven invaluable at moving the refugees from the* effected zones and medical aid has saved the lives of hundreds, but with 1.2 billion lives on the line, the response of a single nation is simply not enough-! We still require food, sanitation, housing, medical assistance, police (or at least personnel to take over duties that would free our own law-enforcement)... The Second Fleet is already over-stretched trying to cope with the scale of the devastation.

[Federation diplomatic database notifications]
* Micro-hesitation detected. Likeliness of falsehood or half-truth: 64% with 9% margin-of-error

>>53659429
Given this isn't a strict quest or anything and most seem to be conducting themselves well, I'd vote an honour system. Present typical patterns of weaponry and ships used in the Federation, with details including things like cost and manufacture time and let the players decide for themselves. We're all in this to have fun, not to win at all costs.

Oh god, I've turned into an Age of Sigmar developer. What's wrong with me?!

>>53659534
Thank you! The armor on these ships are huge for its class, and we need as much firepower as possible. It is being propelled by the sheer inertia of its jump!

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>>53659483
Oh you're telling me you don't remember the massive gangbang you,Orz,and motherfuckin Nyarlathotep had just tearing my home galaxy up?
maybe it's because to you guys it was known as intergalactic krieger 189760495 but to me it was the greatest party in the universe!
>>53659508
But the fiance guys are always tryna eat me and stuff
>>53659537
Fuckin bread? fine nyarly I'll take your "bread"

>>53659637
>He slowly murmurs fucking hell
Listen, I have no patience for you. Are you on drugs? Get out, and head over to the finance section, because we are not dealing with your bullshit.

>>53658339
We have agreed to your offer based on these terms:

-We will agreed to offer any alternation to any 'planet' they wish to change.

-Though we may not know what benefit the star sprouts may yield to your kin, we have decided to provide a sum of it to them.

-Finally a defensive pact against any who might threaten The star of your system , our and your existence.

We assume that these terms are more than enough.

We wait a replay , Iron envoy.

>>53659671

help͞/a̧id/̛ ͘a̧ss͢is̷t
̨wh̨at̕ is the ̢me͜at̸/̴ ͘per̴s̶on/̶ thìng
t͜al̡k̨ín̡ǵ/̛babblin͠g/ ̢d̛iscusśi̧n͡g
͞a͝b̨o̡u͘t͡
͞

>>53659726
Some random miner, from the scent I think is high on Eclipse. Oh... hello?

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>>53659671
But my issues are important dammit, I'm tired of being misdirected by you fuckin upper class buerncrats; I want answers to my questions!
And you bureaucrats are gonna listen
>Pulls out klaxtoonian w006 5sword
>>53659726
But you're ok prethoryn you doin you

>>53659597
Either way,it's a pretty good history.I like it.
I'd say just have rules for engagement and let the players in question decide the rest.We're All here for fun.
Inb4 Fun isn't a reason

Yes.Also,I haven't heard from my helpers in a few days.Are they alright?
>>53659637
Nyarlathotep?
I met someone in the Wastes by that name.Think i killed him.I don't know,but here's the bread.

>>53659753
You're holding a breadstick.

>>53659742
>High on Eclipse
I'll show you an eclipse
>Feebly swings sword
>>53659757
>Killing the king in yellow
Good one boss I bet next your gonna start chanting at me huh

>>53659742
I think he's drunk.

>>53659742>>53659797


what ̧i͝s͞ high̨/͝ ̡dru̧g͞s̀/͠ m̴ad͠ne͘s̨s/ d̶r̕u̧ńḱ
t̸his̷ ͢ís b̕eyo͟nd̵/̛pa̢st ͜ǫųr̢ f͢ŕam͢e of̢ ̴ref̢e̕re̢nc̷e/ de͠p̧ţḩ

>>53659780
I'm holding the Wodrioan Oreo Oxygen 6bit Mk 5 sword, the most advanced piece of tech my race has never fabricated.

>>53659792
The King in Yellow is a poem.
And the title of one of my drinking buddys.
Are you ok?

>>53659614

Oh. Our corvettes lack heavy weaponry suitable to breach extensively armored ships. However, it seems if the ship is moving merely through inertia, Lead Pith will attempt to push the ship out of it's approach to the UE planets, and begin boarding action to attempt to take control of the ship.

>>53659676
Hello again! These terms are very acceptable. You're arrival will be greeted by a fleet of every privately own ship, and the home guard fleet. This is truly a monumental day. A being on a scale unimagined to all but the most head above the cloud author coming to settle in our home coming to settle in our home star, not because it merely could, but because it asked. That'll but the nay sayers in place! You hear that Lithium Lotus!? You owe me ten KW hours!

>>53659753
>He brandishes his nightstick, and speaks with his distinct accent
Sir, I will probably have to make you leave if you do not stop causing a nu science. I am in a good mood, and tell me. What is your issue?

>>53659811
What even IS your race?

>>53659810
See, it is when people have side effects from a chemical.
>>53659792
Sir, that's a breadstick
>He grabs it and tears it in half
Now, what is it you want?

>>53659812
>Well tell your drinkin buddy he owes me bus fare.
>>53659817
Well pal, I'm tired of having to sit outside of these things, thought I'd walk inside today.

>>53659810

Oh my friend of a thousand forms, do I have a world of wonders to show to you... If you'd ever like to experience the joy of chemically altered perceptions, I've got a small horde of xenobiologists eager to jump at the chance to see if it's possible to get a hivemind high.

First hits free, as they say.

>>53659846
Okay?There is a bus in the Wastes.But I doubt you've been there.

>>53659834
Uh..mmm...totally not Andronian if that's what you're wondering

>>53659846
Your matters are to be handled by the Finance department. We have stated this, and you will be thrown into the jail if you make any more annoyances.

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>>53659875
Duh everyone rides the Catbus right?

>>53659855
Can I join in?I'll pay.

>>53659902
But..Finances..I just..Tacos

>>53659855
thi̷s̶ sub çons͢ciouś/ ̕uni͞t h̸as bee̢n͝ ͟tol͢d/͟ordered/ d̶esigne͟d͝
t̶o̴ ̛be̷ ̧f̷ri͟éndl͞y̸/͞ c͡u̷r̶įo͠u͠s̡/ ̷òutg͞oi̸n͟g̡
t̸h̴e̢refor͢e̡
͝s͜ur̀e/̕o̡k͢ ́/̕a͟f͟f̨i̧rma͜tive

>>53659917
...
What?No.That doesn't even....
No,there's no cat bus in the Wastes.

>>53659942
Just how many intergalactic wastes are there?
because I'm sure I've wandered through at least 45 of em

>>53659932
You are a miner, correct? Your issues fall under finance, I suggest getting your arse there, and stop causing an annoyance. We are discussing about the W'nai plague, and how to save everyone from it. You know, if it weren't for us, you would have been dead.

>>53659968
ca̧n͟ w͞e e̸at/̧ con̴s̕u̴me/́ ̶a̛s͟simi̷lat͝e ͢
̢th̷is̸ an̴no̕yi̧ng̵ ̡/irr̶it͢ati̷ng ̵/d͘e͢r̸a̷n͜ǵed̛
̴t̵hing̨/͞m͠eát/̸ p͡ers̶o͘n

>>53659938
>>53659924

Well, before we begin, please send a few volunteers for the clinical trials. I'd suggest they be less than desired. I wasn't kidding when I said my laughers could end up being face melters for other lifeforms. I'd rather your first trip on Electrum end up with your heart exploding. That's what animalia use to move their nutrients around, right? I'm no biologist, but that's what I've been told.

>>53659968
>He takes a look at the picture
Bullshit! There is no such catbus, and no evidence to prove its existence.

>>53659968
There's only one,but it's huge.Makes sense you thought it was several.

>>53659810
It refers to an altered state of perception or cognitive function, usually pursuant to the release of endorphins or other euphoric biochemicals. However it can also impair judgement and inhibit logical reasoning or threat assessment. Something for use in controlled environments only. Certain drugs can have outright damaging effects on health*.

>>53659881
>Another alert is flagged by the Federation Diplomatic Database**
How the hell did this sapient even get in here? Someone call security...

>>53659757
My apologies, honoured ambassador. Communications within the Lesser Kingdom have been strained at best and there are media controls in place to prevent panic or the predations of opportunistic criminals***.

[Federation diplomatic database notifications]
* Eortite legal code states that recreational drug use is fully legal, so long as it is conducted within licensed establishments and does not damage the imbiber. Injury or incompetence due to intoxication is considered to be fully the fault of the intoxicated party, who should have better exercised self-restraint
** Falsehood detected: Probability 96% with 1% margin-of-error
*** Likeliness of falsehood or half-truth: 61% with 7% margin-of-error

>>53659971
The W'nai plague is why I'm here too.
refugee cuz!
>>53659983
Not unless you like the taste of rocks!
>>53659988
it was more of a fox bus if that helps
>>53659989
of course remember when we thought there were timelines when it was really a time sandwich

>>53659985
Don't worry,this body can take a lot.
And if it dies,just mail it to the Wastes.

>>53659985
d͘r͝on̛es̶/͜ wo͠rkers/leśseŕ f͘orm̨s͟
wi̛l̀l̢ ́b̵e s̢ent/̡ volu͡n̕t̀ee̵r/
f́oŕ ̴s͠c̡i͡e̕n̢ce̢/ ̸èx͢pęrim͝ent͜a͢t͢ion ̢/

>>53660011
Hey pal I'm allowed to be in here, your session ended 42 minutes ago actually.
where are you peoples rides?

>>53660014
Well,OMEGA certainly thinks it's a sandwich.
>>53660011
Yeah....

My most fair and most respectable grand diplomats, Please go home so that miner's union can talk about rocks and actually solve real problems. All you people do is talk about a fantasy plague, what about the giant carnivorous spiders in spice mines of Borax 9 !

>>53660014

I quite like the taste of rocks, ground up and filtered into a little springwater to rip my taproots in.

>>53660038
>>53660030

My first tourists, wonderful! Just have the ship follow the inner system escorts to Steel Seed, and they'll guide you to my private manor. It'll be my pleasure to host for our first planetary visitors.

Someone pull the sheets off the research lab, and get my private RnD team. We've got profits to seek.

>>53660135
Or the W'nai plague that killing literally everyone, like it's just killing people now

>>53660150
Springwater.
try my company's mineral water; SOLAR FILTERED IN THE SUN'S OF BEEMOSS IVVVXV

>>53660158
That is the plague we're talking of.Look,I think you need to take a seat,you're speaking nonsense,and your legs are wobbling.
>>53660150
Of course,Ms.Frond.
This will be...interesting to say the least.
I'll stay in the Assembly through vox chat.
>Carter leaves for his ship.

>>53660150
No wait Mr. Frond please tell me does the virus effect plantoids is a mutagenic way?
>>53660199
MOM'S SPAGHETTI!!!
>Pukes and passes out
captcha:Exit garden

>>53660244
Well,that's solves...that?Also,now I'm not sure if it's Ms. or Mr.Frond.

>>53660173

I have, and never will, pay for water. I'll pay for the infrastructure for the transportation, filtration, and extraction of water, but I will not pay for water from across the stars. We have an entire planet of it only a few million kilometers from us if we really need more than is on Steel Seed.

>>53660244
As for that, I don't know. However, we are not sending any organic lifeforms out. Our FTL system does not take kindly to organic life. No, Lead Pith is one of our AI Root systems, as is the rest of our defense force.

A Root can survive infinitely more than an organic lifeform can without risking the death of its awareness. That is why we use them to fight for us.

WTF was that guy

>>53660313
Well,it totally wasn't an Andronian.

>>53660275

Ms. Frond. If I were a Mr, I'd be totally silent and just serve as a pollen factory on a mountain top.

I've got a biologist doing a write up of our physiology right now.

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Ambassadors and Fair Representatives please excuse my "child" he gets very excited when he comes somewhere new.

>>53660329
Hmmm how interesting, I'd like to order a copy of your physiology, see how it stacks up with our own, and then perhaps we can work on finding a way of FTL that doesn't destroy such beautiful flora.

>>53660329
Ah,good.I was wondering if I had gotten it wrong,I've had issues telling the gender of certain species before,but you definitely seemed female.
At least I was right this time.Shows that I'm not dying of the 'heimers,or something.

>>53660150
di̛s̵closur̴e/ ͟ho̴nes̴ty̵/̷ tr̨u͝t̶h͞
͞t̡his̶ u̸nit̕ ̴is n͟ot̨ ͘the ̛o̶v̧èrmi͠nd
̶bu͜t a ̡su͞b u̧ni͝t͟ o͟f̸ ̵the o̶ve̡rmi͡nd ̢desig̷na̶t̶e̡d ̀for͘ e̡x́pl̀o̶r̛ati͘ơn ̀a̵ńd dipl̸o͝m̡acy͝
u̧ǹs͡ure̕ ͢if t͜em̛p͢orari̵l̵y̡ ̶alterin̴g ͜th́is̨ u͜nit́'s ̴co͘n̶s̨cioús s̀tate ̢ wo͠uld͝ ͢co͜unt't̵ as "́ǵet͘t̸i̷ng ͡a͜ ̵hi͢v̨emin̷d͞ dr̷u̕n̴k̵"

>>53660334
um okay?

>>53660334
Child?Excited?
No offense,but he seemed a tad bit
completely fucking mental.

>>53660393
Perhaps there's a way for them to "feel" drunk but not be chemically induced.
>Your species does have feelings right?

>>53660334
>>53660397
ma͟y͞ we̛ p͠l̡e̡as̷e ͡c͞o͡nsum̵e./͢as̷sim͠il͡ate/͜ d̸ev͠ou̡r ̢
th̢e t͢hing͘/̧ m̶e̷at
it̛'̶s̸ ̷babbli̕n̵g̡/s͟hríeking̸ ͠/m̴a͡d͜ness
i̕s g̡ivi͜n̸g͠ u̢s̨ a ͜hȩad̵a͟c̨h͢e̶/̛ ͡b̸rai̕n̢ ͞pa̛in̢/͡ psykic͘ ̕f̧e͠ed͜b͞àck̵

>>53660420
ha ima wantin to be there when da void dingy is drunk,that be a day

>>53660410
That's what happens when your force the juveniles of your species to mine and dig solid rock all day, someone has to provide for the galaxy
>>53660435
No way jose, thats my kid right there, it's take your child to work day.

>>53660393

Well, provided we can successfully alter your individual perception, we can assume that it would merely take altering the perception of a large scale of individual drones to successful give the Hivemind as a whole a buzz. All a matter of upping the dose.

>>53660385
We're very easy to tell apart. Females move, male don't. Males are also about 20 meters tall on average.

>>53660447
You can ask Ms.Frond to come over.
At least I'll be high too when that happens,so I won't have to worry about the ensuing mess.

>>53660420
įf̶ f̕ee̕li̡ng ͜mean̨s ind͝iv͝idu͜a̢l̸i͝ty̧/͞ ̕co͞ņs͟cíous̶n̵eşs̡ ͝t̷he̷n ̧y̸es/ n̛o̸
the͝re are ͠ap̀pr͝oximat͠el͞y͢ ͟1̧3 f͡u̴ll͞ý ͞sentien̷t ̴sub ͠c͞on͠sc̴iou̢sn͞e̕s̀s͡ o̢f t͟h́e o̸vér̵m͡i̵n̢d a͞s ̛ǫf t̷h̶is u̵n̡it́ś l̛a̴s͘t ͜k͟no̴w̵le̡d̛ge
th͘i͠s unit̡ ̡i̶s͠ 01̀ o̷f̷ ͝1̴3̨
>53660447
̕th͝i͠ś unit ͞i̵s un͢awa͞re ͢o̵f̀ vo̷id

>>53660481
th̷i̴s ́u̶ni͢t is ̕r͢eady t͝o͞ im̵b͝i̵b̵e̕/̧ adven͜t͘u͘re/ ̧exp̢lo̷re͠

>>53660498
sorry i thought dat you were the voidwalker

>>53660481
Well,that's easy to remember.
It's just that a few days ago I mistook a female for a male,due to them using 'priest' for both males and females.I've kinda been cautious since then.
>>53660457
How is your kid not dead?
You know what,whatever.At least he's comatose enough to behave.

>>53660457

y͜o̕ur prog͠e̕n̶y̕/͠ ͘c͠hi̡lde/ òffs̴pr͠i͟ng̢
i͜s ̴m̨a̕d́/a̕nno̶y̷iņg/ frus̷t́r̨at͡įng
an͝d ̕c̨auses̀ ̢g͟r͢eat̴ ̵ pai̛n/h́urt͠/͜a͝gon̸y
i̢n th́is ̨ùnit͘s̷ br̷a̵in̸/̀s̨yna̢ps͝e/n̴e̡ur̨a͘l̨ ̸l̕i͘nks
p͞lea͞s͢e ̸d͜e̛pár͠t̸/̧e͠x̸it͠/ ͞l͠ea͝vè
do̷ not ͞e̡ver t̕a͠lk t̵o ͢th̕is ̕uņi͢t͟ o̧r͘ ͟it̵s ̶myr͝ia͡d̨ s̛u̷b f͘orms ̡ev̴erý a̧gai̴ņ

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>>53660551
it's our biology he was supposed to be mining right now, instead it looked as if he "picked" you're brains

>>53660615
>Several Guards appear
I'm sorry sir, you are coming with us
>Some take their nightsticks, and one takes a pair of handcuffs.

>>53660610
But my friend, you don't understand ; yes I can leave him to dig all day, but then I wouldn't get to see him...be an annoying little shit, yes you're lucky before he tired out started repeating things I say about you people

>>53660615
Okay,I guess.
So,are you here to join the Federation?

>>53660650
Wait,he's kinda calm now.
And unconscious,but still,calm.

>>53660650
NO! NO COMEDY ISN'T ILLEGAL YET! COMEDY ISN'T ILLEGAL YET!!
>>53660665
Honestly how do you guys not know about the "massive spice mining conglomerate" the next "google" they're calling us. So yeah we're here to join your little "Federation"

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>>53660540

>Silver Frond will leave her desk, having a small camera drone following her as she greeted the drone.

Welcome to my humble home, 1 of 13. I hope the trip was pleasant, because we've got better ones in store. Lets get you hooked up to some biometric scanners, and we'll get started.

>>53660551
This is why we just stick to "Sapient" when we are unsure of the proper pronoun. If you aren't sapient, you won't be able to get offended at it.

>>53660659
th̀i̴s ́unit ̨is̛ ço̕nfu͡s͝ed̡/̛ ́not und̸e͞r̡st̷an͠díng̀
͟t̴h͢is u͞nit ̵h̛a̕s ̧n̛eve̕r̶ ͘e͡n̢c͡o̶unt́ere̴d͜/me̢t ͠ýour͝ ̡kínd/peo͝p̴l͘e ̀bef̧ore̢
̢

>>53660694
Sorry,I've only recently allied with the Federation.Most of my time has been in the Wastes,wandering about.

>>53660680
>Child twitches in sleep, whole room visibly cringes.

>>53660680
Okay then... make sure he does not act up again. Representative Inkito will arrive shortly.

>>53660697

o̧k͝/śur̸e/f͢ińe

>>53660712
Inkito...Oh boy it's been

>>53660697
>Carter arrives in his ship.
So,where are we going to to this,again?In your labs?

>>53660694
Yes, Represnetative. I shall send in Combat Drones to take out the spiders. Another thing, this is not a small body. Nearly half of this entire quadrant is allied with us.

>>53660736
You know him?

>>53660736
You act like you have known me... wait, you look familiar...

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>within the chamber an inky darkness pulsates and crackles, the sounds of a thousand realities ceasing to be is heard
>the walls of the room melt and ebb away, as //something// pushes its way into material space
>From a wound in the void something comes, impossible, vast, larger than all of Creation. Dwarfing even the greatest of the cosmos' wonders
>The sick stench of rot fills the room, as unreality itself makes its presence known

//GREETINGS//
{REGARDS}

>>53660757
Know him..HAHAHHA!!! Me and Inkito have been in talk for eons
>>53660756
Thanks so much pal, and I'll make sure all that "uranium dust" makes it safely to you.

>>53660778
Whats good cuz?

>>53660784
Aeons?! Wait... I think I met you during the first hive war, when your crew was stranded, surrounded by entity forces! Yes, its you! Great Scot!

>>53660778
Yay,cosmic annihilation arrived.

>>53660778
g͘r̴e̴eti̕n͢gs/̨ s͡aļutat̡io̢n̛s ͘/h͘el͡lo͡

>>53660778
Oh baby thats the smell of creation or Nurgle.
>>53660804
HOLY SHIT YOU'RE SRGT INKITO 1ST CLASS!!
Pal.. Inkito thank you..because of that I got to see my childs "birth"

>>53660784
This plague has the danger of killing everyone, even you. Look, I know you have a child. Think about them, how they will never have a future, until we act now.

Alright so are we just gonna let the elder being stay here?
CUZ you gotta go home

>>53660726

>An array of Iron Blooms will arrive with a very elegant medical bed, with an array of scanners set on it. Silver Frond will have a chair brought to her.

We'll start with something light. Ground and dried ink leaves, with a dusting of xinpollen. It's a favorite social drug. We have many cafes that specialize in it. This is from a favorite of mine back in the day.

>Silver Frond put the ground plant matter into a bowl, and dropped a red hot nickel ball into it, letting the contents combust and fill the chamber with a thick grey cloud.

Just sit in the smoke, breath it in. If you feel odd, we have an atmosphere canister next to you. Just put the mask on and breath.

>>53660737
I'm in the foyer. Figure you'd like to have a good view. Medical team is on sight. They'll be taking a few sap... blood samples from you and testing them.

>A second medical bed was brought up

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>>53660801
(GREETINGS KIN)
*Why* {ARE YOU} -Here-
?
>The thing seems familiar with the other"creature"

>>53660807
>The unfathomable entity "turns" towards the Ambassador, diverting a bit of its attention towards him

(AMBASSADOR)
<Greetings>

>>53660840
That's what I've been saying, they're all focusing on their own behinds and I'm like we gotta band together, strength and unity mann.

>>53660825
Well, I offer you a kind hearted welcome!

>>53660858
>He sees right through me
Umm what are you talking about pal, you gotta go home famalam, cuz you can't stay here, this reality isn't be enough for the both of us anymore.

>>53660863
Yes. We require that you ships be checked by a govt panel, and we are offering bounties on the destruction of the Necro-Ships.

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>>53660812
(REGARDS)
&Small One&
^WE ARE BAAL^
%We Are Of The Court%

>>53660872
It's nice to be back, I thought for a moment I was gonna have to join the League of Super Evil.
>>53660889
>so uh about those necro-ships

>>53660850
thi̸n͞g̵ş̕ ̡a̡͝r̸̵e͢͡ ̷̢bl͘͠u̴r͘r͘y̷ ̸̡͡a͜͝͡n̡d ̶̕͜p̡ur̡ṕ͜͝l͠͞e̷?́
>>53660858
w̨e̷͜ ̸̀̀m̸a̢͡y ̵́͡b̷ę sm̶àll̴ ̛ą̴͠lon̴͡e ̵̵b̷ư̸t w̷̵͜é ̕a͝r̢̕͝e̢ ̷ma̸̕n͞y͞ ̸and̢ ̷w̵e͟͡͠ ͘a̷̡r͡e c̢̡͠ó͟͝u͞n̢̧̨t͝ĺ͝e͘s͢s̀
́͟

>>53660850
Understood.I guess I'll ay down and wait,then.
Let's do this.
>>53660891
What's up BAAL?How's OMEGA?
Also,how do you know
>>53660883
Her?

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>>53660883
*Mistaken* (Kin)
@We@ #SHALL# $Stay$
>//BAAL// peers down upon its "kin", seeming annoyed at it

(WHY ARE) ^You^ $HERE$
?

>>53660863
Another thing, it is necessary that you kill/capture any infected crew members, because they pose a threat to us all.

>>53660889
So um the plague we're gonna stop that.But those ships must be allowed to stay there course, further interception of harvest vessels will be met with explanation.
>>53660924
>Wilts under "view" of Ball
BIG BRO STOP IT STOP IT!!
I'm here for the same reason you are.

>>53660968
You want to eat the universe too?

>>53660926
>They're killing infected
Not ok the postmortus victums of and it's name Sally must be allowed to fully mutate before yah know.

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>>53660908
(Many) #COUNTLESS#
<Such Things> *Have* %NO MEANING TO THE COURT%

>>53660921
>//BAAL// waves a strange screeching limb of pure rot and dissolution around absentmindedly

(The First)
&THE LAST&
$IS$ %Observing% #Another# *CLUSTER*
>At the Ambassadors question about //BAAL//'s "kin", a strange humming sound resounds throughout the room

(Fragment) $Member$
*Strayed* ^FORGED^ %New Path%

>>53660998
More like sell bits and pieces of it to even worse beings for a reasonable and fair price

>>53661003
We need to kill those infected.This plague has been spreading like wildfire and only the strictest restrictions have been keeping it down.

>>53660908

Well, that's not usual, but a good batch can lead to optical alteration. You look like your made out of seedling building block toys to me.

>Multiple Iron Blooms were scribbling down notes as Silver Frond refilled the bowl and heated another nickel ball. She dropped it in and offered it to Ambassador Carter

>>53660921
Welcome to my home, Ambassador. Here, just hold the blow near your oxygen intake orifice, and just breath the fumes. There is a spare atmosphere tank next to you, mixed to suit your native as best as possible.

>>53660968

You can send me a bill for the cost of the ships after Lead Pith rips them apart from the inside out if they can't redirect them. I don't care if your horrible plague has a name, its a risk to the awareness of other species and needs to be stopped.

>>53661024
How do you even do that?

>>53661003
Look...
>He puts a hand on his shoulder
Times have been tough, alright? We have to take drastic actions, and this disease is a monster. In fact, the Serenity Complex is abandoned now, until we clear out all the mutants from there.

>>53661042
>Carter breathes it in.
Huh.This feels...weird.
Good,but very weird.

>>53661021
>Jumps for the hi five
Yeah hi five!
>>53661028
Maybe you should just let Sally make friends and totally not burn it, or throw those corpses into fire. Don't totally throw em into a big pit together[sppiler]Do THAT DO IT[/SPOILER]
:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-vdHpvoUJE

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>>53660968
@ANNOYANCE@
>//BAAL// does not seem very amused with its kin for being here

*RECKLESS* &Foolish&
$^Young^$ @SILLY@

>>53661061
No let them GATHER!
I'm telling you she's not harmful. Just lonely
>>53661077
And you're @OLD@ and @MISGUIDED@
*WISE* <YET> *SO FUCKIN MEAN*

>>53661042
>I'm afraid you're species can't afford that bill, just have the ships no problem.

>>53661077

w͊ͭ̽͞e̢ͨ͂/̴͂ͫ̉͆́i̶ͧ̾́̏͐̾͜͢/̎ͮ̽͐ͫ͒ͫͫu͛ͯ̉͆s̵͐͋͜ ̧ͣͦ̔ͤ͌ͪͪ͜l̶̐ͤ͆͊ͪ͜i͒̏͛͋̏͊͝k̸ͫ̃ͯͪė̆͑ͤͭ ̨̢ͫͫ́́ͭͭ̽t̷̐̎̔̽̏̈́̃ḩ̴͋͑̊̀̔̎ȋ̄͘͟s͒ͫͬ̄̓ͦͪ̕͝ ͌͒̆̽͒͒̈́ͩ̚oͩ͐͌ͫ̐ͫ̇͠͡n̴̈͐̆̃̂͝ę̈ͧ͛̎͂̚ ̉͆̉͋m̷ͯ͆̈́ͤͫͪͦu̡ͩ̑̃̌͆̐ͪ̚̚͘ċ̨̡̿ͤ́̂̿͐̐̆͝h̄̌ͪ ̉̾ͨ͡m͆̓̾̑ó̵ͯ͊̊r̃͋ͯ̑ͣ̉͛̐̀eͫ̇͆̾̀̕ ͒͋̈́̓͆̋̊͠t̛͌͟h̾̾́a̓n͐́ ͩ̀́̕tͭ̏ͦ͊͢ḩ̷̛̋ͭͯͬe̐ͧͬͧ͠ ̌͌ͮͬ̊ͮo͋ͨ͝t̑͐̈̓̃̃͗͋h̷͆̓̓̊̀͗̂̀͡e͒̾ͫ̍̓̂ͮ͜r̴̡ͤ̋́̒͆̊̎ ̸̛ͭ̾ͬͨͯ̔ͪ͛̊w̔́̾̾i͆́̈́̓͂̀͒sͧ̀̕̕e̽͗ͫr̿̔̑̎̈͒̐ͬ/̋ͧ͝s̨̨͗̒̄͋̂́́mͧ̓ͩ̓a̢̋̈́̀r͐͗̽ͦ̀͒̑̋tͭ̚̕͘e̵ͭ̌̑̇̉̑́r̶ͤ/̐̈͛ͧ̑͒ͨ̿ͤ͟ṗ̡̓ͣ̀ͪ̒̈͑ͩ͡͡ǫ̡ͩͩ́̋͛̇͘l̔͊̀͢iͬ͗̿̈ͨ͛̔̃͘tͬ͑͆̈̈ͣ̏̌ͤeͦ̇͘r̓̈̊͂ͪ̂ͪ̿̚/͒ͭͧ́lͮ͜e̍͗ͤͫ̃s̸̔̌̂͐̽̓s̑̈ͤͧ̚͜ ̇̔ͣͦ͂̃i̵͗ͫ̓̍̆͠n̶̏͆̃s̓̐̋̋̑̕aͣͣ͂͗̾̀n̍ͬ̏̎͒ͯ́͡ē̔͑̓͊͆͊̚͢

>>53661045
Money

>>53661077
>>53661116
BAAL,if this is what you meant by seeds of betrayal,this isn't causing betrayal.It just makes me want to eaaaat a shotguuunnnn

ooooKay,this feels nice.Any moreee tests?

>>53661141
Mann how come he pops and everyone's like "it's the destroyer run!" "All hail the creator" and I come in people are like "I feel like someone's trying to sell me something!"

>>53661185

b́ͧȩͭ̈́ͩ͟c̡̡ͭ̑ǎ͗͑̇͐ͫ͑͌̉͢u̸ͧ͊̌s̆̋eͯ̓́͋̂ͨͦ ̇ͣh̉̈̀è́̓̾ ̧̛͑̂iͪͧͦ͆͐̌̾̾͡ṡ ̵͂̾ͨ̾̉̃̽͞iͣ͑̂̿͊̍̕n̔͌̀ͦ͋͑̀͜t̡ͪ͑͐̂̀̀͐ͩ̊̕e͐ͦ͑̈̂͟r̾̾ȅ̸͆ͬ͂̽̓́ͦ̌sͫ̏͗t̷̸ͬ͐̈̈͊ͭǐ̴͒͑͠ǹ̔͞g̍̽͋̄̐ͯͪ̀ ̈͋̀́́̕͢ä̵̸́̒ͤ̏ͯ̏̐͢n̨̑ͤ̕͜d̈̚͘͘ ͛͆ͩͩͧͮ̒y̨͋̀̈̿̄̋̒̉o̵ͣͨ̇ͭ̌u͌̒̔̿̚͢͝ ̶̒͊͂̈́͒̋ͤ͑aͧͣ̏͑̑̊͛͜r̶͑̓ͦ̾e̴̷̢ͣ̌͌̊ͧ̉̄ ̓̾ͯ̔ͯ͂̏a̸̔ͬ̒̑̂̋͢n̉̓̉͐͘͡n͛o̶̡ͣ̓͂͑̓ŷͤ͒ͦͭ̈́̆i̐̆̍̆ͩ̽̃͝n̴̈͡g̨ͤ̔̄́͆̍̽͗͒͢͠.̢̇̾̑̏͜ ̧ͧ͆͋̐̇͡

>>53661185
I've met him,and his kin.He arrived carrying the carcasses of multiverse,screaming into the void.

You arrived with a drunk midget and called a disease Sally.

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>>53661116
@ANNOYANCE@
*Risky Behavior*
#OMEGA# %Will Not Be Amused%
(Kin)
>//BAAL// seems to be -very- annoyed with its kin being here

>>53661141
(Many) &KIN&
^Lack Respect^ $FOR$
#YOUNGLINGS#
^Brash% [ARROGANT]

>>53661204
It seems this drug lapses in efficiency.I think it's wearing off.

>>53661074

Better weird than boring, as my mother said. And really, don't all drugs make you feel weird in a good way? Isn't that the purpose?

>A few bowls of fruit was brough. Silver Frond idly peeled one with her tiny manipulator limbs, popping the ruby red morsels into her torso maw.

So, Ambassador, asides from trying to get you rip roaring high, what can my people, both organic and mechanical, do for you?

>>53661130
>Silver Frond began rubbing her spiked limbs together.

Oh you're funny. I bought an entire planet, my good sapient. I haven't found anything I can't buy that I'd want yet.

>>53661228
>>53661233

ì̴̥͈͈͈͔͕̌͆́̏͒ͣͨ͋t̨̺̼̻̰͎̹͙͕͒̀͠ ̢̞͔̻͎̤̀̀́ͅi̻͕̳̯̭̔͑̒̓͋ͫ͒̈s̡̢̮̯ͭ́͂ ͚̃̂ͧ̿̕c̸̶͔̜͈̣͛ͧ̾̑͛̉ă̘͉̖̰̱ͣͫͩͪ͆̐ͯ̀̕ŭ̠̩͚͑̉̏̾̃ͬ̀s̡̞̰̖͋ͅi͙ͮ̽͋̌̑ͭ̊ͯ́͝n̠͔̯̠͚̩ͬ͗̏̀͞g̛̠̗ͯ͒̓̎̂ͩ͞ ̟̥͖̺̤̗̆ͭ̚͘ͅȧ̶̝̝̗̘̎͞ ̨͍̙̙̤ͦ̚͡ͅͅͅs͕̯͉̮̺ͦ͋͐͋ͪ̍̑̎͞t̢̡̜͔ͤ̇ͯ͝ṛ̷̜̙͚̮̫͎̬̘ͮ̑̾͐̇a̢̛̰̠̫͟ǹ̦̼̟̫͎͉̥̼ͧ͑̏͊̈͂̉͠g̛̘̩̫̭̗̟̉ͣ̇͌̄̀͘ě̢̢̖͙̂̍͐͑̍ ̮͚͍̮̃ͩͧ̎ͅi̪̜̜̯̼ͭ͒ṇ̙̭͈̳͎̼̪̾ͩ́͟ṱ͓̻̳̯͚̿͒̇̃́̚͘e̷̡̦̬͓͍̔̓́́̈ͨͨ̌r̗͓̦͉̼͓͒ͧ̏͆͌f̴̷͚̞̳̘̱̳̥ͤͩ̚e̢̝̘̗̹͋̑͌̆͠ŗ͙ͭ̆̊͢ě̴͚̩̻͕͙̙̺ͪ̍̃͠n̴̝̘̞̜̳ͯ͗ͯ͒̀̆ͪͤͦc̪̩̥̤͗ͤ͋́͐͊͊̚͡ẹ̷̺̮̪ͬ̐͛ ̶̨͔̤̹̱͙̙̊ͦ͞w̶̙̹̝̭̹̔͂͋ͯ͗͆͛̊́͠i̴̯̓̄͛̋͋̀̚t̘̼͉̳̻͗̂̈̎ͬ̊͟ͅh͇͎̳̳̘̖̃ ̢̨̙̝̥͇̟̐ͦ̌ͣ̉̏̑͋̀m̬̱̖̺̾ͬ͝͝y̴̰͇̬̣̬̖̻̞ͫ͆̀͋̾̇́͡ ͔̰̳͖̂ͧ̈́̉̋̈̚ş̸͚̦͎͎̗͚̱̥̦͗͋̓ͮy̮͇͙͉̬͖̹͗̍̎n̸̺͛̃̍͌́a̛̩̫͗̈͐̍̌͝ͅp̷̤̱̪̳̆ͬ̿̀̎̎̿s̫̺̱̓͋ͮ̀͆͌̓̍e̶̤̱̤̼̯͎͑̇ͧ͑ ̧̩̮͇͍͖͙́

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>>53661183
&Mistaken&
%Not Seedling%
*Just* #SILLY# (Kin)
>//BAAL// does not seem amused with the current situation

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>>53661077
So bro how are we gonna help these mortals with "their plague"? I'm thinking we'll have to fire up the weapons again.
>>53661202
!TWOOWT SIDES of the same coin!
>>53661217
!HEY! #OMEGA# is never assumed even when I play my trumpet for him.
>>53661233
Those are gambling words my fine rooted friend, care to place a little wager?
>>53661204
Yes and?

>>53661233
Most people would refuse intergalactic discussion when under influence.I'm not one of those people.

So,apart from one of those fruits right there,and some higher dosage,let's talk trading.Anything you need?I'm willing to trade for a lot of stuff,since I like collecting other culture's items.

>>53661150
Representative, it is with imperative duty that you are part of the Rekoros Plan. We will essentially help prevent the plague. If you do not join, I hate to say this to you, but, you might have your corporation taxed severely and blocked from several federation and neutral nations. According to my calculations, a defecit cost of about ~2-2.5 trillion SFC per year.

>>53661262

i͔͇ͭt̉̓͐ͯ͆ͮ ̸̠ṭ̝̺̞͓͍̇̒̓ͪh͍͖̖͇̱̻̖̃̿͟ě̐r̭̮͈͕̙ͨe̻͚̳̫̎͐ ̖̦͔͓͈̖̓͡a̢̝͍ ͋wͪa͔̣̫̼̪͚̋̏ͮ̽y̙͇̗̪̽͋ͭ̎̉͋ ̯̪͍͖f̼̤ͯo͑ͪ͌̋ͨr͉͙̄̍̔ͤ̈́̑ͬ͜ͅ ͇̞͍͈̣̞́u̶̙̥͍̹̯͉ͣ̉̎ͯ͂ͤş̮̥̼̳̔͛̄/̡̰͖͙͚͎͎̃̏́i͖̯̾͗ͣ̈/ͤ͑w̟͕͇̳ͣe̷̱͈͔͇̰͈̾̊ͫ̂̎ ͗ͭt̩͈̰o̼̦̔̋ͧ̑͊̉ ̻̠͓̽̀b͌a̱ͭͦͩ̇ͧ̔n̹͇̭͓͍̻̓̏i̺̤̗ͤͧ̌̿ͫ̉s̪̭̙͔͕͓̈́̒ͮ͊͢ḧͭ̊̎̐/͉̭̬̃̔̍ͭͫv̶ͬ͊̃ͪ̽a̳̘͇̮͔̝͐́n̴̑̄̉̇q̳̱̜̪̺̾ͤ̒̈́̂u͍̪͉̩i͇͚ͣͭͦͩͣṡ̤̘̞̌ͣͧ́ḥ͊͋̂̑ͮ/̸ ̙̣̚m̩̳̻̓ͬ̏̉̔̈́a̶͎̹͎̟̮̼̥k͙̞̳͙̿̌̓͐̓̾̚è̒̇ͫ ̤̎͐g̯̘̫̤ͮ͟o͉̳͔̬̣ͭ̽̽ ̠͍͈̭̩ͩ̀̃ą̱̜̝͉͕̹́̌̽w̱͇̗̽͛ͨ̓̂͘a͕̣͍̙̰̙̟͢ẙ̗̥ͩͭ͂́
̖̬̳̫͓ͣ̋̇̇ͤṫ̢͓̈͋ͫ͌̂̑h͚͕̖̭͕̀͛̾̆è͉̮̥̰̳͈̱ ̛ͦ̓͛ͨa͚̪͍͖̐̇͝n̢̘̻̰̭̮̮̐ͦ̍ͪͧ̍n̶̼̪̹͓̿ͭ̽͗͊̚o̫͋̏̎̏y͊̇̊ͯͫ̈i̷͓͈͎͍̬̣͈n̽ͦ́ͨͣ́g͈̥̝͍̞̼͊ͦ͒̊ ͔̈́̒ͫͮ̃͠t̡̥̘͉̟͈̹̽́̉h͚͚̟̣̏ͪ̒̊̓̀̚ͅin̟̱̣ͨg͔̦͚̭̈͑͋̈/͓̠̻̆i͍͎̼̜͉̖̿̈́ͬ̐̈̂ͩņ̜̠̩̙͇̩̀ͦt̜e͎ͩ̽ṛ̛̰ͪ͐̔̉͆̚l̜̞̭͉̏̔͘ͅo̓̑̆͋͐p̣̞̱͆ͨę̥ͭ͌r͚͕̮̳̪ͅ/͇͙͙̗̹ͣ̎ ͈̽i͍͚͙̙ń̺͆͗t̹̒ͧ͒̇ͬ̇͜rͭͪ͘u̳ͪͦḓ̮̠̯̯͉͖̏̈́̀̉̑̓e̙̟͇̔ͫ̆r̊̾͘

>>53661304
I'll destroy your entire civilization if you touch my profits,no scratch that my stockholders will destroy your entire reality if we do not stop Sally,So I'm in.
>>53661308
Please no

>>53661273
Honestly if this universe were to be destroyed and I were forced to be in the Wastes forever,I'd rather it not happen from a pague we already found out how to beat.
>>53661262
BAAL,considering your "kin" is here and kinda ruining your atmosphere,and that we're getting high,I don't think this is the best time for ominous doom saying.

>>53661273
>He sighs
I know you are under the effects of Eclipse, Representative, take this
>It is a small shot which can remove the effects of a drug
I do not believe you can come to a rational consensus if you are high.

>>53661285
>trading, barter,
What are you buying? What are you selling?
Cause my friend if you need it, I've got it.

>>53661344
>Injects shot
I dunno many this was some homebrew shit cutty I dunno if it'll work,

>>53661330

p̖̚͝l̹͇͙̥͉̪̾̌ͭ̚e̘̤̭̮̩ͭa̝̟̳͎͙̓̑̓s̨̥̞̞̯̔e̺̤͓͌͐̀̇ͫ̽ͨ ̠͈͎̭͚̦͢l͍ͭ͊͂́̓̃ẹ̙͉̦a̱̖͕̞̙͊͌́̾̋v̼̩͆̊̊ͫ̃̈́̚̕e̮͚͔̩̣̔̿̕/́ͦ ̩͙̘͙̤̝͐͂v̽́̽̆a̯̟̽n̖̞͉͔͙̣͉͊̉̿͑ͧi̞̗̥̱ͫͮ͘s̺̟͙̖͂ͯ̿̐̑̽ͤͅh̳͕̙̣̓̀̚/̨̳̫͎̫̐̔ ̡̤͇͙͙͈p͓̫̓̍ͭ̔̈́a͎͞s̴̰̍̔̆͑s̠̗̜͆̍̔ ̬͂ͫͧ͛̒͋f̯̿́r̬̱̤̪̋̍͂̏o̸̱͕̹͉͛m̟͍͇͓͍̘ ̖͖t̠͕ͨḥͫ͊̑͗ͩ͘i̦ͮ̾ͭ͋́̊s̼͕͖̑̑ͭͨͣ̇͘ ̶̈ͫ̿̒͑͛mͬ̔͒̈́ͩ̾ȭ͇͙̖̜̻̞͎ͯr̹͕͒ͤͬ͂t̤̫̻̗̆̏̋͑̐a̬̝͌͛͊͆̂̌ͪl̗̎͢ ̢͆͒̎̾c̙̬̼͊ͣõ̞͙̌̊̀i̦͇͈̞͇͓̪ͦl̷͈̜̜̼͓ͣ̂̌̾

>>53661350
Well,I'm trading with Ms.Frond right now,but I'm willing to sell most things you'd need.
Including eclipse,to stop you from acting buddy buddy with BAAL.
What're you selling?

>>53661245

Well, it is a lighter drug. Used mostly to relax. Your metabolism is most likely much faster than ours, or your toxin filtration system is more robust.

>>53661228

Hmm, that is interesting... Please, put your atmosphere mask on, I'll have the room cleared.

>The air conditioning kicked in, and swiftly cleared the room of smoke. Several researchers quickly rushed over and examined the medical read outs, rustling back and forth to each other.

We'll let your systems sort themselves out before I bring out a few crystallized laughter pills.

>>53661273
I don't gamble, my friend. I only invest my resources in things I know will provide me returns, eventually.

>>53661285
Oh, we have many, many artisans, if you are looking for various luxury items. As for needs, well, technology. Our FTL system is... less than ideal for organic life. Our outer colonies are all operated by Roots, setting up infrastructure for the seedlings in cold storage heading out at slower than light speeds.

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>>53661273
>//BAAL// seems to contemplate the words of its kin before speaking again

<Plague> &EASY REMEDY&
%DESTROY% @Reduce@
^Cease^
>//BAAL// then takes note of the other sentence its kin spoke

<OMEGA> #Is# ^UN-AMUSED^
*By* %Your Silliness% *Kin*

>>53661330
A ploraxian was the creator of the plan, but the law states it is up to the fief to agree on it. You can come, just don't expect much sectors to greet you with open arms. We will not take 2.5 SFC from you, if you do not sign it, you can lose it from lost trading partners.

>>53661331
Now I want BAAL to stay, just to shoot the shit
BAAL and me used to play smash all the time.
>>53661382
What do you need pal friend buddy ole pal old friend.
>>53661390
Tell em I love em too.
>>53661391
Nope ,and we're really gonna trust a plan a ploraxian made?

>>53661373
This negates the effects of Eclipse for over 48 hours. You really think I would give you drugs.

>>53661435
No the shit I was on was homebrewed, there ain't no narcotic in this reality that can affect me.

>>53661430
Yes, considering that we have contingency plans in effect for these types of things. Another thing, we are a signatory of the plan. Well, a semi-signatory. About 65% of the total federation has signed this. Sorry pal, do you want to lose trillions in profit? If not, then join the treaty.

>>53661385
Okay.I'm cool with that.Chilling with an alien is always interesting.If you have art,or history books,or special ship designs,I'll take it,along with special flora and fauna.My house in the Wastes needs new rugs too.If you have flesh stabilizers or blood plasma that's good as well.I've got at least 4 different ways for FTL,so it's your choice in what you want.I also have a multitude of different ship types,all kitted out with FTL,and my friend Inkito gave me some real good tips on making kinetic weaponry.

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>>53661331
<Kin> *Is* %YOUNG% #And Silly#
@YES@
*But Many Realities Have Been Undone By its Work*
>//BAAL// then conjures a fragment of pure {Oblivion} and then tosses it into a random portal into open space that it had opened up

(TEST) %For You% +AMBASSADOR+

>>53661484
So the fate of the galaxy rests in the fins of a Ploraxian huh, I thought I'd at least be more fucked up when mermen started deciding the fate of the universe.sure I'll sign it duh nigga.

>>53661430
I'll pay you 3 trillion credits in confederate gold if you have an authentic vinyl of Heartaches by the Number.

>>53661520
>fins
Okay, old chap. You are high. We are avians; birds! We are only doing this for a future, and this was agreed upon by most nations, and different peoples!

>>53661498
She's a test?Testing what,my patience?
>>53661520
Ploraxians are avian,last I checked.

>>53661498
>*But Many Realities Have Been Undone By its Work*
Hey! I thought I said not to talk about those anymore.
>>53661528
CONFEDERATE GOLD?
IT'S A FUCKIN DEAL!!!
>>53661535
CLUCK CLUCK KEKKEK
>>53661545
SQUISH SQUISH VOIDWALKER SQUISH SQUISH

>>53661563
>He sighs
Don't you remember how I had saved you from entity forces, you were pinned to a wall for all I care! Nearly executed, consumed! I say this not as Representative Inkito, but as Sgt. Inkito, join the treaty. For a future.

>>53661563
Okay.I'll send it to the Assembly,pick it up at the front desk.You can send the vinyl to the Wastes.Just put it on the fleshy tower to the West,where the Stellar Pheonix are.

>>53661602
Just give me a drink, hit me up.

>>53661485

Oh yes, we are very eager for new FTL systems. Our flora is also fauna. We lack anything from the animalia kingdom on this planet. Purely plant based ecosystem out there. Doesn't mean we don't have aggressive life out there. I'm sure big game hunters might find an interesting challenge. Our ship designs are tailored for Root operation, so I doubt you'd find much interest in them. They lack life support systems. We could always use some new information on kinetic weapons. We make use of energy based weapons mostly. Saves material for more robotic units.

>A small tray with three small blue pills was brought forth

Ah, my laughers have arrived. Crystallized laughter is a mineral deposit unique to one of our most tectonic active valleys. We believe it was some form of fossil that was altered by mantle pressures.

>She popped on into her maw, and began twitching and rubbing her branches together randomly

Oh by mother's roots that's a good batch... The name says it all. Everything became's funny in some way. A common party drug, also leads to heightened sense of touch. As you see, I can't stop rubbing my branches together, feels so nice. Oh, also, this is how we laugh.

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>>53661545
(Mistaken)
>//BAAL// opens up yet another rift into the void, show the shard of {Oblivion} floating through the void before finding its way to, and then promptly crashing into an inhabited world. From there the image shows as the people of the world are consumed by pure chaos that quickly swallows the planet, before going out and devouring several more worlds in the sector, splitting off into many others, and growing as it does so

(SHARD)
*Seek*
%DESTROY$
=Or Be=
@NO MORE@
>The rift closes as //BAAL// finishes its proclamation

>>53661563
Ṯ̤̦͙ͦͮͨh̶̦̰͓̤̃ͦ̉e̳̩̘͕͚͈̎ ̤̯̹̣̓̊ͫ̌v̖͓̠̰̑ͫ̽͠o̸̦c̙͚͙̭̟̻ͤ̉̈́̆̉̃̿a̸͉̮̭̼̞̹b͔̻ͤ̀u͚̘̦̟̒̏ͭ̒͝l̪͕̝͔̯̐̒͌̌̂̃ͅą͚̩͓͌ͧ̽̑ͅr̻̫̜̫̫̚͡y̫̽ͣ̍ ̽͌ͮͧ́o̤͎̯͎̞f̱̺̮͕͈͂̂ ͔̾͋ͯ̽m̱̗̠̣̞̻̍̆ͤ̇y̮̩ͫ͆̽̆͑ͅ ̨̼͔̖͕͂ͨ̽̉p̻̰̜̳̥̖ͫ̒e͖̠̼̹o̳̙͍̠̰̼ṗ̨̬̺̰̠̱ͫͫͬl̡̬̬͖͍̮̪̫̓͒ͯ̽́e̘̣̻͎̥̙͔ͧͧ̍͊̔͠ ͦ̓iͭͫ̊ͤ͘s͔̫͈̾̊͗̋̔̇ͣ ̥̦͂̿̓͐͛ͤ͘i͒͞n̥͕̼̗̥̈ͤͣ̇͆̈́͠ ̤̖̭̻̎̂͋̚e̥͋ͪ̉̄͊͂ͯ̕ͅq͎̑̕ų͇͒ͦ͌̑͗̉ͨa̦̗͇͈͚͂̔ͦͣ̿l̠͙̹̯͇̪̭ͨ̏ ͙͖́̄t̯͍̚͘o ̵̟̟͓͇̠ͣ̓͊̆̿ͅͅt͡hͤͦ͆e̢̩͉̟͕͕͐ͬ ̹̹̼̺̜̘̘̓̃̐ͦ͂̿ͫt̺͙͙̂͜a̬̻̤̳͙͉ͫͭ͜s̮̬̯̳͆̽̓k̖̜͇͕̱͔̋̾ͧ͑̚͟ ͙̯͇̼͔̄͋̓o̰̬̙̔̈́̃ͦf̮̪̜̘͇ͮ̒̒͌́ ̻͇͒̄q̘͙͙̯̿̇͘u̴̬̫̯̓ạ̡̬̹̺͔̾ͪͣ̉̈́̇n̰̪̳͚̠̘̓̔t̠͈̔̈́̈ͬ͆̎͗i̷̜̪̫͇̒̑ͨͬͨͦ͗f̯͍̰̪̥ͮỳ̷͉̓ͣ̚i̟̊ͅn̳̬̣̮͚̳̐̾̆ͩg͖̩̪̘ͩ͐ ̢͙̠̣̇t̤͉̘̘̠͖ͬͣͬͮ͜h̪̩ͪ̈̍ͮ͆ͅê̛̩̝̯̺͖̖ ̗͇͉͓̳͙ͅ ̇̿̑ͦą̺̺̬͖̑m̢͇̘̗̈͐̎̌ǫ͚͇̪͎ͦ͗ͦ̽ͦͪų̭̬̱̬̤̈́̎ͯ̆̽̽̚n̺̙͕̗̼̕ṫ͉̈́̇̒̾̐̓͝ ̤̳̼̟͚͝o̦̠̤̺̻̫̹̾͒̈f̤͚͚͔́̈́̊͞ ͔̠̟̜͙͖̪ͧ̃ͮh̙̖̜̫͓ͩ́ͭ̏̚a̱̋̋̈́͆ͣ͑͋̀t̻̮e͉̎͆͌̎͗͢ ̜͓̍̚I̡̪̙̦̭͓̥̺ͭ ͎̻h̶̯͆ͣ̈́ͦå̛͇͍͈̰ͮ͋v̈ͧ̌͌̏é͉̻͆ͧͮ͒ ̡̹̟͈̠f̬̼͔̍̈́ͤo͉̓̿̉͒r̙͈̙ͨͦͧ̂̿ ̀ͪ̎̽ͨ͑y̜͇̝̣̭̻̺̓͂ͮ̀̉͞ö̮̳̯̖̟̗́ͪ̽̐ű̙̜̟̱͍̙͉̏ͨ̽̆͡

>>53661598
I said I'll sign it birdbrain! I can't believe I thought you were an merman
>>53661602
the one by the screaming flaming eye or the one that is a giant flaming eye?

>>53661630
I'm my language it's known as
>Hate

>>53661631
Okay then
>He tries his best to imitate a humanoid smile
Very well then! I wish for us a better future, now about those spiders. I have allotted several military-grade combat drones, and mechs, along with some small arms to deal with them.

>>53661655
H̸̸̰̠͔̰̜̰͎͔̦̣͓̉̒ͬ̾͐̃̀͞Ą̴̗̥̹̣͔̫͓̼̫̱̤̯̿̍ͯ̉ͪͣ̿̋ͬ͛͌̂͂̔̿̏̊͘͟͝ͅḨ̶̤̻͓͖̍͌͒͒̓̇̀Ţ̶̧̹̹̺̰̬͈̮̥̆͗ͫ̾ͦ͗̾̀̾ͣ̎̃̃͋̔̚̚͢Ã̴̸͍̦͙͚̭̖͎̼̮̯̜̳͍̰̣͓ͪ̾̊̉ͪ͒ͤ̄͛͑ͤ̊̚͟͠Ȩ̷̸̤͓̬̪͙̄ͮ̈̉͂̊͂͆̏̏̄̔ͭ́ͣ̀̚T̛͉͚̹̙̜͙̫̰̜ͩͮ́͢Ȩ̶̸̖̟̻̰͎̖̦̝͓̻̗̯̻͙͉͈̰ͯͬͯ̉ͤ͛ͣͪ̔̏ͅH̱̱̩͚̖̝̭̬̼̭ͪ͒͐̾͢͟Ą̛̞̬͉͎ͯ͊̋̇ͪͤ̀ͫ͆̋ͩ̄ͫ͒͡H̵͍̩̪͚̗̙͇̜͇̳̝̊̿͋̄͗ͤ͒̐̄ͬ̋ͣ̈̈͆̐̚̕Ț̡̢̫̙͈͚̮̠̙̼̜̫͚̪̫̗̋͌́͌͂ͪ̽̓̊̀͗̐͝͠ͅḀ̩͙͚̯̦̱̖̭͉͚ͬ͊̆ͬͨ͘͡E̷̪̪̪̱̺͓͍̟̞ͨͣͤ̈̀͢Ť̵̷̮͔̗̙̹̌̐ͣ͊͟E̗͔͚͑ͪ̇̄̎̈́̎̓͟͢͟ͅH̷̛̠͇͔̗ͯ̄ͮ̄́͗̈́́ͨ̂ͣ̇Å̶̧̧̯̤̤̪͚̾͑͗͊͞H̷̜̮̭̠͂ͣ͛ͩ̀͛̋̃́ͮͣ̓̉̀̃ͫ̓͝Ţ̸̧̞̻͖̩̼̤̪̻̟͇̝͍̩̣ͮ̽ͧͧͭ͋̀͞A̴͍͇̭͈̭̪̤͓͓̟͔̯͖̜̼̮̦͔͋̓͆ͩ͒̓ͪ̿ͦ̈̉̓ͮ͊͗ͨ̐͢ͅĒ͇̹̝͎͕̙̥̤̦̣̟͓͍̝͐͂͊̾̾̾̀ͤͧ͋ͬ̃͆̔̐ͪͣ́ͅT̴͓̟̪̭̼͐ͮ͐̄͊͊ͪͮ̓ͧ͒͛ͦ̍̍͂̕͟͢Ḙ̮̜̼̞͉̖ͪ̏ͭ͋̾͑̒̌̏Ḩ̱͎͍̼̮̘ͨ͊ͮ̏ͭ͒͐̉́ͯ͊͑̽̑͆̈́́͝Ä̙̤̟̝̱͙́ͦͩͬ̓́̂͊ͣ̈̄͛̃͠H̜̟̮̹̥͉͕̱͓̥̫̣̜̬͚͇̙͉̍̏ͩ͊ͣͭ̉̌͛͜͟͠T̥̥̬̖͉̣̫̩̮̣̊̐ͧ͗̏̾ͫ͋̂͊̉͊͂͑͊̀A̵̢̫͈͖͉̮̳͍͕̗̮̝͖̞̰͕͎ͪ͌ͣ́̚Ě̴͎̝͖͊̾̀͢T̶͚̝̥̼͉̻͇̳̰͚̜͔̹̱ͫͨͨ̑̐̃̉͛ͪ̏͛ͤͯ̓͑̚Ȅ̝̤̖͇̔̽̐ͪ̐̐̍̽̄̈̌ͫ́͘͟

>>53661622
>lack anything from the animalia kingdom
But..How do humans fuck you? if you have no holes?
captcha:Impasse lingga
>>53661664
about the spiders they demand/need small children and 4000 tons of insects

>>53661679
I love you too.
>>53661664
But I'm sure heavy grade tank busting weaponry might be enough to harm an egg sack.

>>53661692
Pssh. I could supply the insects, but not the children. Send these forces in, and massacre them. With prejudice.

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>>53661563
@ANNOYANCE@
^You Should Be^
@PROUD@ &Of& -Your- =Work+
(Kin)
>//BAAL// seems to shudder with an annoyance for its kin's lack of pride in their work, dark forms swelling and hissing out from it as it does so

>>53661622
H̤̖̪̳a͎̗̠̥̝͙̹͉̜̫̬̯̫ ̝̠̩̻͎h̻̻̹̞̯̱̟͇̜̜̯͕͙ͅa̞̣̪͚̳̮̻͙̜͚̗̖̼ ̻͈͖͔̫͔͕̫̺̪̪ͅͅh̬̹̹̺̜̬̮̖̼̯̞ͅa̠̙̻͖̫͙ ̻̞̱͔̝̮̩̖̯̬̠̱̖̼͓̜ͅh͔͓̝̥̪͇͉̱̤͎̱̗͍a̼̟͖͔̟̤͖͓ ͚̦̺̼͔͉͔͕̼h̥̣͕̠̦̱̺̦̥̫e̼̯͎͎̩̺̖̣ ͈͍̺̘̹̤̦̭̰͓̬͔͙̯h͎̥͇̤̞̻͈̼͚̻̝̩̫̙̠e̺̝͓͎̖͇͕̠͙̠ ̗̗͔̺̞̳̜̖̩̺̳̟͓h̯͕̟̤̖̥̥̝̦͓̯̠̪̭e͈͍̪̣͚̟̭̝̼̭̠̹̳ͅͅh̦͉̭̺̫̫̮̙̺̼̗͇̺̹ ̮͈̳̝͇͍̼h͔̟̻͎̰͕̩͔ͅe͍̳̯͉͇̩̳̣͚͍̦̦͎h̖̘̜̱͚̻͖͕͇͕̯̙̝̯̗̟ ͚̩̼̤̤͇̦̭̩ͅḫ̖͓̼̘̱͓̘̟͉͕̺̝̘̖e̹̝̻̮h̟̥͇̪̻̬͈̰ ̪̠̪̭͚̫̦̭͈͕̙̝H͍͇̰̟͍͕̼̬̯͓̼̥̯̖̬Ạ͍̪͔͖͚̙̦̹͍̬͉̙̯̹͙͖͖ ̠͓͚̟̫͕͕̥̯̮̣͈̪̰͙͚̝H̞̝̭̭͉͈̜̙̺̩̱͈̘̫A͙̪̯͚̺̥͖͕̙̗ ̟̫͈͖̞͔̞̮͔̭̙̪̯̜̞̗͙H͚͖̮͍̪̦̠͖̮̝̪ͅA͚̩̟̼͓̞̬ ͍̖̫̻̹̘̜̫̞̜͍̣͙̗H̥̬̩A̗̪̙̺̫̩̮̝̩̱̬̞H͈̹͎̖̦̤̤ͅ ̟͎͇͚̤̘̘̘͕H͈͍̱̤̜̫̪̗̖̙̬ͅE̱̺̗̳͍̙͚͍͍̳͖H͍͈͔̰͉͇̼̱̙̞̼̟̮̞̩̜̭͎͔E͚͙̰͖̭̞͔̹̘̞͈͇̯͈͓͉͎͓H̦̰̼̮͈̙̺̘ͅE͕̩̖͍͇̹̩̘H͇̳͙̼̜͖̗̻̳̹̠͎
̯̭̹͈̞̖̻W͍͉̰͚͚H̗̤̺̝͓̭̺̮̣̞̟͍͚̯A̮̫̙̬̙T͈͕̗̬̺ ͈͓̦̰̫̖̥̠̤̭I̹͉̤̯̺͍̭͔͙̬̱̩̖͓ͅͅS̗̫̝͍͔̹̫̰̝̟̠ ̙͇̱̝͙̗̗̗̪̹͙̠̩H̳̣̘̮̬̞͍͚̼̜̳̰͔̻ͅA͚̳̤̻̭̝̗̯͚P͉̩̳̥̬̙͇̜͇̘̙̞͉̼ͅͅP͇̰̠̰̮̰ͅE͈͇̣͖͓̫̰̖͇̠̺̩̺N̤̩͉͇̠͉I̤̳̼̖͓̺͇̮̱̮̜͖̘̠̼̘̼Ṇ̣̭̩̩̖͓̭̥͍̺͚͉̜͍̼͔͓ͅG̻̜̬̫

>>53661704
Does new XC-701 Anti-Air/tank marauder rocket launchers count?

>>53661613
Sure,put it on my tab.
>>53661624
Aw,geez.Gimme a sec,Frondy,I gotta seal this off.
>Carter presses a button on his data slate.Immediately,the black share is dissipated,exploding into screaming black chunks that sublimate away.

Learned how to fight that shit from those shadow things.Vivisection teaches you a lot.
>>53661622
So,back to our topic.I just would like one of your ships to put on display,not for use.Fauna-flora is fine,in fact,if you have a list of rare animals I'd love to see it.
I'll trade you all the FTL systems,plus the kinetic weapons,for some of the best stuff your culture has.And for a pass to your place.This is rather nice,being here.
>Carter tries a pill.

>>53661724
Or new XM19 Supercharged Marksman Rifle?

>>53661631
By the screaming eye.
>>53661714
Well,that seems like an overreaaaaaaaaAaAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>53661768
HAHAHAHahahaaaa,man,that has a kick!I feel real good,heh.
So,you got anything for trade,hehe.

>>53661768
H̫̟̻̰̝͖͕͍̤͉͉͉͖̰A̳̼̻̣̝̩̮H͚̘̝̫̹͎̼̟͈̭̬̰͚͓̦̹A̠̟͎͔̪̥̗̹͖̺̫͓̩̩̜͓ͅH̖̳̘̻͓̮̟ͅẠ̥̘̞͈̗̺͓ͅH͚̖̟̞̪̮͎͎̼A̼̺̮͚̠̩͎̹͚͔̗̩H̫̤̟̼̞̣͇̬̥͇̜͚͇͎A̦̦̝͔͕H̪̦͍̠̣̩̫̳̪̙͈ ͉͉̩͙̻͕̯H͔͚̰̙̰̤͕̺̤͎̣A̙͖̺̗̥̱̹̺͉̮̯̱͙̤̟ ̻̯̖͈͕͇̝̩̠̺̗̙̩͍̘͈T̤̗̹̥̪̠͓̺͖̠͎̪̙̬H͙̬̭͙͚̪̻͎̳̳͚̮̖̣E͕͉̣̩̱̹̺̫̙͉ ̖̤̭̹͓͚͔̭̼̯̼͕̤̦H̗̘̙̤̠̪̳͚I͉̯̗̠͖̙̗̩̱̙̩D̰̙͔̣̫̰̜̤͉͚͇̣̭̹̭͙̣D̜̥̖͈̥̝̝͇̦E̪̭̻̩͉̘N͈̬̭̪̣̦̱͍̭̜̗̦͔ͅ ͈̜̠̭̖̥͙͚̳̣̯͔̯̖͕ͅD͔̼͕̣A̖̟̫̝̟̻̰̣̖͍̖̻ͅR̪͓̮̠̳̰̹̭K̭̫̞̟̗̮̤̩̗͔̞͍͉̖ͅN̫̠̞̱̩E̘̘͎͔͇̝͍̦̦̣̦̪͚̤S̠̗͎̻̙̥̻͓̟̻S͓͉͖̰ ͔̰̰͉̻̻͖̱͎̗̦T̺̜̪̪̳̻̬͍͇͓͍͎̺̹ͅH͇̦̫̯̟E̠̜͖̼̞͉̦͙̥̤͔͕͖̞͉ ̳͙̯͇̭̬̟̩̼T͓̰̦̜̬̮̰͖͖͈̤̙̰̙̬͖̯̰H̠̼̙͕̯R̞̰̼͔̞̥ͅE̦̗͈̣̺̮̤̠̳̥E̮̬͔̻̥͔̬̭̠̠͎̳͇͉̘ͅF̫̦͕̩̖̞O̙̣̫̠̼͚L̖͍̖̱̪͓̖̣̮͙͚͍ͅD̼̫̹̬̦̤̻ ̱̖̤̯̺͈̩̹̰̫̭̮ͅB͈̖͙R̦̬͎͎̻̜̟̼̖̩̙̠̹ͅE͎̦̺̝͕͔̻ͅA̦̘̰͙̮̖̼̤̼̝̣̞̼̝̭͎͉̭ͅK̰̭͙͚̮̯̱͎͍̪̠I͉̝͈̳̭͙͖N̯̖̥̳͈̝̙͔ͅG͚̯̤̮͉̳̙͓͍̦̙̞̩̘̟̝̳̻̘ ͔̼̭̣̳̫̪̮͇̹̮̰͕̹̮H̰̦̬͎̰̮̥̘͕̗̤̣͙̦̭̰̰̞A͇̝͈̤͇͉͉̙͍͙͉̩ͅH̹͇͕͎͍̖̫̠͚ ̱͇̤̟̟̣͈̰̖̦ͅͅA̱̬̝̗̖̘̥H̖̖͎̗̖̖̻̦̱̣͎͖͓͙̣ ͕͙̗̱̙H̦̹̮͍͚͎͍͔̣̭͙̦͈̹͕E̱͙̯͎̼̱̯̦͈͔̳͈̙͍̘ ͍̖͇͖͕̰̥̻̫C͙̞͇̠͙̜̹̩͎͔̥ͅO̹̺̭̰̗M̤̥̝̺̺̘̦͙͍̠̳̘̳ͅE̳͓̬͚S͍̱͉̣̠̬͚͖̩͈̫̻ ̩̼̘̦̤͖͉̦ͅH̯͖͓͇̥̜̪̹̳͕̝̟͚̯̮̰̗̗̣E̩̦̘̠͉͓̦̱̜ ̠̘͙͉͇͖͔̫̜C̟̠̪̩̥̘̖͉͔̩̻̮̙̙̤̫̮̻O̦̘̤̱̪͉̟̞̱M̩͈̘̫̘͉̫E͓̠͍̺̠S̗͙̤͉͈̗̱

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>>53661724
>>53661767
Only if I get to mount it on these things

>>53661692

Yes, we have orifices. We do have internal carbon/oxygen exchange systems, an internal digestive system. However, the texture of our surface bark may be a little rough for soft squishy things. Do bear in mind we reproduce via pollen.

>>53661714
It's called a high, my good many bodied friend. Just relax, let it flow over you, and just ride the sensation. You are somewhere safe, with friends. Just enjoy it.

>>53661736
I'll send out a few trappers to gather our most impressive predators, and I'll get a good model ship made for your collection. Without a Root to operate it, it'll be just a large paper weight. And I'll have a new wing build to your habitational liking.

Oh I am not looking forward to the artisan guild bickering about who gets to send their works out. We'll have to go for a tour of their valley some time.

>>53661809

A͉͚H̳̩ ̰͚͙ͅA̝͙̦͚̼̺̹̮̜H̠͙̻̤̯ ͚̟̤H͙͓A͓̥ ͖̭AN͕͉̺̭C̺̮̙͖͕̟͎I̠͖̩͕͖̥̣̺̬E̯̙̜̙͖̩̫Ṋ͎̤̱T̤̩̦͕̠͈̫̝ ̱͓̖H͔̝ͅḀ͎̗̥H͕͓̠A̙̱̯͇̠͔H̤͚͈ ̪̥͍͇̩̞̦̝U̙̠ͅN͍F̩̖̜̤E̖̠̮̯͉̥E̳̜̻̻̰̯̺̣L̺I͎̠̦̰̰̳̥̹ͅN̯͕̜̫͎G̟̩̜̞ ̩̫̜͎͉̜̠H̫͚͈Ḁ̦H͖͉͇̙̭̬͙͔A̼̜͓̗̳̖ͅ ̖̫͕̹̫̝H̭͔̹̦E̩͇̠̝ ̪̠̙H͉̟͇̹A͕̩͓͇͖̣T̜̗̰͉̳̻͖̖E̬͉̪͎̼̱S͔̭͇̺̪ ̼̞͔̮H͎̰͕̞̤ͅA͚͎̦̺̯͖̺̹̹H̫̣͙̦̭̟A̪͖̠H͇̗̱̱͇͖̱͇ ̯̝H̞͓̟̮͖̪͕̰̘E͎̺̪ ̼̝͇̩̠W͎͕͇̫̪͎͇Ị̬̜L͖̠L̘̖͙̺ ͎Ḙ͍̯̱̥̫̳̪N̥̖͎D͈̬͔͙ͅ ̞͍͔͓͎̘͈̮͔U͍͚̥͖̫S̼̟͓͍ ̟̹͍̞̜̻͚A̬̗L̞̻̜̗̘̜̟L̖̯͙̣ ͖͓̻̮̜̤̥̭I̘͉͔̪F̼͙͚̥̫͔͍͓ ̪͚͚̱͚H̪̤͎͕̜E̘͙̹̦ͅ ̥̣̭͓̙͚C̪͍A͍͚̭̼̣N̫̞̳ ͈̹̜̣̺̤̹H̩̣̩̰A̺̤̭͖H̞̟̙̙͙A͕̰͎̯̺H͖̗̦̖Ạ̣̘͍̝̹ ̳̖̤̥Ạ͓̟͎H̖͈̩̝ͅH͕̱Ḫ̩H̞̪̜̖͉Ḥ͔͕̖̤H̜̱̬̜̜H̩̤̳H̱̼

>>53661799
That sounds real groovy,dude.Although,hehe,I think I heard a warning about eldritch abominations in there.Eh,whatever.

>>53661706
But all those screams Bally I can't help it if I paid attention to every single one.

>>53661809
I wanna swallow your stamen~
>>53661824
Thats what I've been trying to tell you Sally wants to help you mortals

>>53661806
Those are infantry weapons. If you want, we could supply you with our new MLR-75, which is a 75mm gun, with tungsten round fires, and also far more power than its predecessor. We will supply you with some XV-70 Light tanks, and one FX-40. It should, and should get the job done. In fact, this is overkill.

>>53661830
Bruh you didn't take Bally home with you.
He just hovering there, menacingly,

>>53661853
You are calling a plague which literally turns people into mutants "Sally".

>>53661830
H͇̣͉̹̻̠̤E͔͉̣͉̞̫͕ ͔͈̱̹H̖̝͙̖̙̳̟̫E̮̗̫͙̘̟͙͓ ̮̫̠̥̳̜̥͚ͅḤ̤H̗̺̭̻̹H̻E̮̗̖̥̹̗H͈̗ͅH͈͚͖͙̺̹E̗̣̰͎̦͙̗̰H̪͍H̬̯̼̟̟E̦̤̮͓Ḫ̮͔̣̹͈͕͇H̫̭̙̣̩̞̭̯ ͓H̜̞̩E͕̹͖̣̪H͚̼͇͇Ḫ̥̺͈͈̞ ̙̩̗̱̩͇͍ͅF̦E̤̠̟͍̹̫̜Ạ̠͖̻R̭ ̘̳̩T̮̩̱H̯̙E͉͖̳̰͉̺͕͕ ̻̦̥̱N̘͚O̤̼̪N̞̤̱̺̤͕ ̹̼̱̠̘͔̞M͇̮̖̞E̤͓̪̳͙A͍̬͉̼T͇̹̫̦͔̗͚ ̩̯̬͍F̳H̼Ḥ̮̙̺̮͍̹̦̘E̫͔̥̳̘̤H̗̞͕̗̖Ẹ̞̹̺͓H͎̰̬H͎͚̖͍̹E̼H̪̞̪H̳̠̠̩̭̻E͎͉̻͉H͈ ͎̘͚̱̰̰͈Ạ͍̮̟̬̣͙H̤̮H͖H̱͈̝̝̞̬̯̳H̱̗ ͈̖A̼͍̖͉͕͉ͅH͔͕H̠̞̼̹̬̭ͅH̳̭̳̠̣̙͕ͅ ͇̖̻͔͉

>>53661809
Tour of a valley?Sounds nice,I'd love to go.Although I never really liked much new art.Back in 1917 they had "anti-art",and it was shit.Hope your's is good.
This drugs seems to be wearing off,but I still feel nice.
Why're you talking about orifices,again?

>>53661855
>this is overkill.
Did I mention the Spider's are the size of a Goraxian Reaver and sounds like Baal took a chill pill and was knew everything but still hated you,so exactly like Baal

>>53661879

w̻̞̫̯ͅe̠͖̙̠l͔l̦̜͇͔̪̗̤ ͈̙t͇͕h̼a͕͕̯t͖̭̜̤͈͕̪ ̝͇͍͙͕͔̙w̥̹̦̤̱̝͙a̪̟̱̙̙͔͚̟s̠͖̩̠̫̪͍ ̝a̞͎͍͉̭̮͎n̤̠̝̩ ̣̼͔͓e̼̦̰x̙͕̥̭̣p̺̻e̖̫̥͖r̰̖̰͉̤i̖̥̟̼e̞̠n͚̞͔͎̫ͅc̜̯͙̝͇e̼̥̥̬̳ ̞̰̖̩̺͙I̻͔̙͓͙̦̰̯ ̘̙̻̞̭͉̪̬t̗̰̩̙̣̘ͅh̗͎̫i̦̺̥͔n̪͙͕k̭͉ ̝̤̤̯̤̘̭̮͉I̝̗̤ ͍̯̝̜̘͓ͅͅs̺̜̻̼a̦̞w͈ ͖̠̣͇t͕̩̟̗͕͈͙̰̻h̜̼͎e̙̪͈̰ ͖̝͇̥̱͈̥͙̪f̺̥̹̥̪̰u͚̘̱͈͙̜t̫͖̹ͅu͓̮̣͖̗͎r̬͕͍̱̤͔̘̦e͖̙͙͕̺̠̩ ̻̞̥̣̰͕̻̮ṭ̠͇ͅh̗̫͉̠e̯͎͙̱͈͔ṟ̠̜̻̰̹̮̮̱e͙͇͎̰̖ ̮͙̜f̻̠o̳r̥̬͍̫̝͕̖ ̮̻̫̰̘a͉̯̰ͅ ̝͈̦̩͉̗̞m̖̺̺̮̣̝̱ͅi̺̣̯̣ͅṇ͔̥̪u̦͚̮͍̗̹̯̪t̺͎e͎͖̭̗ ͓͓̳b̝u̼̘̻͔̭̙̫̺̞t͇͚͓͙ ̜̙͚̬i͚͎̰͎̝̞̞̺m̖͓͉̼̩ ̦̗̭͉̻͖̹n͖͚͔̤͓̜̫ͅo͕̪͎t͙̻͚̹̙͕̟ ̳̣s͖̤̹͖͉̟u͎̱͉̥̯̥̤r̘̖̝̫͖e͕̰̰͖ ̰̤̦e̺̼̗̣͍x̮̦̬a͚̱̠̱͔̭̹ͅc͕̖̺͈̹̭̤t̠̻̝͓͖̥l̤̜̣̻͚͚̣y͉͔ͅ ̜͙̥͍̟̗w̠̪͎̱̪h̯̹̭a̗͇t͇̥̘̪̖ͅͅ ̟̼͍̣͓̥I͈̗̤̻̺ͅ ̘̬͓̯͉͈̩s̘͕̤̘̯̳̠a̳͈͉̼w̗͖͓̗̮ͅ ̼̞͍̤o̙r̜ ̬̗̼̮̼w̺̱̙h̝̼̟̤̤̭̘̝ͅa̳̰͚t͇͚̩͕̻̥͕̠͕ ̤͈̫͍̱͉̩i̳̝̮t ͓͓m̪͎͇̺͔̦e̩͈̳̻͖̞̗a͔͖͇̟̘̳̝n̠͓s̪̼̩̞.̗͎͎͉

>>53661876
well fuck what are you supposed to call a universe ending plague that only wants to have fun?
>>53661905
Didja see sally?

>>53661874
He always moves through the wall with screaming in the background,he'll be fine.Honestly if he stopped with the whole kill all life stuff he'd be a pretty rad dude to hang with.

Also,I've got an idea about this Sally.Why not just cut her off and let her have a planet to herself,filled with dangerous wildlife,in the Rumar system?She could become a new game world.

>>53661882
Anyways, so. You can set up an office in the Financial Area of the federation meeting place.

>>53661924

i̺͖͚̙͙̖̼ț̩̬͚̞͖̬̩ ̝̳̮̖wa̦̟͎̜͉ͅs̳͈̘̺͖̺ ̱͕c̪̻o̞̖̗̩l̩d͕͉̭̫͓ͅ ͓͎̪a͈̯n̰͎̰̭͇̦̖d̩͇̩̱̺͈ ͖̳̖̳̠̣͓m̝͔̩͓͕e̹̜͎̟̯̜̦t͕̟̳̟̠̼͔a̭̯̙l̰̠ ̺͙̥̻̮̝w͔̰i̥̳͇t̖͉̫̘̰͉̤h̝̩ͅ ͚͉̼̘̣̻̙a̭͔̤̯̫͍̜̪ ̮̩̹ḥ̩͎͖̠̞e̠͉͚͖̪͍̪͔ͅa͈͙͔͉r̗̥t͕͔͍͓͍̼ ̱̳o͍̖̦̺f̱̮̱ ̭̗h̝̹a̳t̩̝̠͍ͅe̼͉̫͍̫ ̬̝a̺̦ͅn͓͎̞͉̜̳̗̫ͅd̳̠̯̣̙̗ ͇f̰̺̼̬i̩̥̫͕̼̠͎͕̬r̬͇e͚̠͇̯̞̗͎,͎̪̙̞̤̻ ̺͓͓a̩̞̺l̠͓̳͈̼l ͔̩̱̻͓͕m̞̣̮̪̠͚͕e͎̩̼͎̖͚̟a̫̭̤t̬ ̞̳̜͓͍͈w̗̙ͅa̭̬͈̜ͅs̯̖͍̬̺͎̝ ̗̱̹̻͙͉͕a̭̻̮ ͈a̹̬̮͖̖b̼ọ̟̞͚͚̳m̺̞͉̞i̗͍̠n͕͉̱̯͕͚̜̼a̙̹̫̦̹̱t̻͎͙̦̼̰i̦̳͓̦̞͓̤̠o̳̪̹̖n͉̠͔̮̙̝̺ ͓t͔̣̟͎̬̪͕̬o̬̪̙̝̫̦̺ͅ ̟̭i̳̩̫̟ͅt̞̙̟̙͕̙̤̣͚ ͓̰̜̮̦ạ͍n̹͔͙̝̞͎d͓̭̟̪̻ ̜̙n̠͚͍̖̝͈̝ͅo̙n̠ ͙m͈̠̟̝̳̫͇͓̱e̬͎͕̙̦̫a̪̺̥͖̝̤̝̜t̳̙̣̤͇̟̪͔ ̫i̟̣͓͈̪̖t̥͙̫̯͇̪s̱͖ ̯̳̝̦p̞͕̩̘u͓̰̟͇̗̜p͔̬̹p̼̙͎͓̩̗̬ͅẹ͕̙̱̻͙̮͕ͅt͔̗

>>53661928
Nah he's still cool to hang with even when he goes on his little rants and destroys a universe or 2

>>53661928
Sally would I bet love that
>>53661951
Sounds like sally to me.

>>53661924
Ha! Back at it again, I see. Do you wanna get a shot of ale at the bar?

>>53661824

Hmm, yes, I met that during first contact. I'm sure there are plenty of things out there that have a hatred for us young things. Well, I'm sure they will find us a hard pill to swallow.

>>53661853
Sorry, little miner, I'm well past my blooming. I have long felt the call of the mountain tops, but I've got far too much to do, I can't afford to go and become a peak dweller.

>>53661882
When you leave an entire valley dedicated to "Make things that invoke emotions. Any emotion." You end up with quite a lot of things. What is in style one week may be retro the next.

I think I'll put the drug touring on hold for a moment. Let your filters sort out what to metabolize the chems into. Be rather bad if mixing too many together ends up producing a neurotoxin or the like.
>>53661951
Oh dear... Is one of the Roots going to sneak omnicidal tendencies through?

>>53661979
Well aren't we all on the job? hell my kid sees me drink at home anyway; lets go!

>>53661976
Okay,I'll just ask Rukaar if he's up for it.
>>53661944
Hmm?Why would I?I already just meet up at the assembly.
>>53661965
I guess.Just hope it ain't this one.

>>53662016
I agree. I actually have a firearm underneath here! Fucking pansies. Wait... why are we getting drunk at a meeting with a world ending plague on the horizon, and a possible awakened empire?

>>53662014
Sure.I'll just wait here then.So,anything new happen?
>>53662016
Where is your home,again?

Ah, excellent

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1pPcJ6YPFY5MfJYr7yWjlIJlpQsMcT8GMPWvvrKi3S0k/edit

A brief write up of my people.

>>53662014
>peak dweller.
Don't worry my hands will gently rub pollen into your pistol(I know I know)
>>53662026
Don't worry even if it was, theres like 3 like it, in one sally actually loses

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>>53662045
BECAUSE IT'S NAME IS SALLY
>AS IN SALLY FORTH TO OPPOSE ME
Also the spiders want in.

>>53662045
Inkito,you guys can do whatever.I'm not sure what empire you're talking about,but the Storm Kings haven't been located,and the plague is being held back until I can distribute that acid.

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>>53661736
(HMM)
^Intriguing^
$You Can Fight One Shard$
^But^ *HOW WOULD YOU FARE*
@Against A Plague of Them@
?
>With this //BAAL// opens another rift showing uncountable numbers of {Oblivion} shards flowing into reality, ravenously consuming all in their path

(PERHAPS)
^The Plague^ %And% -The Shards-
@Will@ $CONSUME$ *One Another*
?

>>53662084
Just. Take my arms, and tell your mercs to attack.

>>53662067
Really?Well,then if Rukaar doesn't agree and Sally kills you all.I'll just hunker down in the Wastes and see what happens.Not that that'd be a good thing,but it'd at least be interesting.
>>53662066
Thanks,I'm going to read this while the drugs filter out.

>>53662087
No, the Alvothari Vestige. They have been awakening, because they are threatened by every thing which is happening.

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>>53662108
Um, so these Mercs I'm paying them in hats.
>>53662105
HAHAHAHAH THERE HE GOES AGAIN LOOK ANOTHER PLANET GONE, AHAHAHA THE SCREAMS CAN'T HEAR THEM??!!

>>53662105

p̤̪̹̗̭l̤̳̤͚a̤̰g̗̺̦͈͕u̜͔̻̱̣͍ͅe͍̫̱̰̪̼̞ͅ ̥͚i̗̬̖s̮̰̥͔ ̪̙̗̺̺̩̦ͅṋ̪̯o̻̱̭ͅt͖̣̮ ̰̗̜̤a̗̻͈̻̞ ̗̬͈p͙̩̝͎̩̱̪̰r̹̝͇͈͕o̗͔̤͚̦̠ͅb̠̜͍̬̹l̻̩̼͍e̜͈͖̦m̘͔͙̻̣̱̟̭ ͕̩͎̦̝̹̟
̩̯n̹͔̥͔͚̠o̺͈̝̜t̥̤͎̥̦ ̹̙s̻͔u̞̖̖ͅr̙̠͖e̬̠͈̜̮ ̤̺͍̳̞̙a͔̻̬͙ͅb̠̻̮̗̤͎̳o̜̘͕̫̗̫͔u̦̮̱͚̻t̰̥͇̻̗͙̩̮ ͇̜͎̖̥̦̪͉͔ ͇̹̬̯̮ͅt͇̪͓h̘̗̺̠̙e͚̥ͅs̞͈̻̟̙͇͉̝̙e͎͈̺͍̩ ̻̹͔̻̻̹s̺̠͔̱͍̟̼h͇̗a͔̞̜r̬̭͉͇̫ͅͅd̺̟̭̳̦͓̙̠s͎̥͈ ̗̟̣͙̹b̞͎̼̝̹͈͍u̬̘͚͔̹t̟ ͖w͓̗̱ͅh̼̜̠̞ỵ̻͇̳̘͙͔ ̳̫a̗̞r̜e̠͔̱͈ͅ ̫͙̬͍̞y͔͖͖̠̞͚͚o̞̺̣u̙̼ ͓̳t̠̰̻r̳y̝i͍̰̮̦̜̗̝͉ͅn͎̮̪g̱͓̫ ͉̭̞͇̗͉t̳̻̝̩̺͖o̖̤̦̳ ͎͙̖̭̗ͅe͖̖̣͙̙n̺̥̘͎̬̹d͖͙͔ ͓̭̞̮̳ͅṷ̬̯̺̖̳͈͉s̩̩͇ ̰̞̭̠a̬l͙l̖͍̠͓̬ ͎̘͈͎?͓̺̻̟̭̫

>>53662137
>Implying my own virus is gonna kill me,
Fuck I'd have to be stupid to let that happen.

>>53662152
Hats? How daft
>smirks
Tell you what, I'll send you some fine ploraxian hats, from the ones that short range Artom Pilots wear, to the ceremonial guard hats, during any festivities.

>>53662105
>Carter presses another button.Immediately a horde of shadow beings screaming in pain stop the shards,their cries stopped by the subsequent bonding and explosion.

Well,since we've hit a stalemate,and no other systems are under attack,I've got some questions for you.Especially considering that this button actually works against that.

Do you know the Voidspeaker?Or the Void?

>>53662173
>Your own virus
What the fuck?

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>>53662175
Nice they'll love em, if fact send all your trash and junk I'm finna kill me some spiders.

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>>53662084
*WE Just Remembered What Our Kin Specializes In*
>//BAAL// seems somewhat amused, demonic giggles echoing from everywhere and nowhere all at once as it seems to remember why its kin is so "unique"

<They Specialize In> *INFILTRATION* %AND% #The Destruction# ^DISSOLVING^ +Of Minds+
@AMUSEMENT@

>>53662191

w͈͍͕͖͈̤ẖ͔̭y͈͖ ̫ͅi͖͕ͅs͍͓̬͚̯̦͎ ̜̭̣̞̮t̳̺h̰̳͕̟i̦̫s̻̥̰ ̝͇͍̯͈̱͔t̝̦̩̰̥̭̰̪̥i͕͕n̩̜̻͚͇ͅg̯̜̺̪̜̬̘ͅͅ ͉͓̞ͅt̰̙r͓̺̹̜͙̤̘̯y̳͇͈̟͚̣i̺͉n̼̫̻̩g̤̜ ̪̗̩̘̹̦̥t͎̻̯o͙̙̻ ̜̫̗͕̜̗̩k͍i͇̦̖̣l͔l̖͕̪͎/̖̗͈e͙n̰̩̮̣͖̖̯̬̞d̪̮͇̱̬̭/͎̳͍̯͍͔d̞̤͔͖͍̤e̞͈s͈̮̗̺͎̬̩t͍̣͔̼͚͇̞r͇͈̘ͅͅọ͍̟̪̼̝ͅy͔̼̗͙ ͍͖͚u̟̫̰̜̼̙̞s̜̻͎/̤̹̝̰̰i̬̰̖͍/̭͍͙̩͓͚̤w͔̦͕͙̪͖͈e͙̭̩̙̼̗̤

>>53662202
Alright, your donation shall be received in three days.

>>53662201
Isn't BAAL trying to destroy realty or something.
>>53662211
>^DISSOLVING^ +Of Minds+
I prefer the term =MERGING=

>>53662151
Who are the Alvothari?Can't seem to recall that on my issues list.
>>53662152
Well,not anymore.
Then again,in space,no one can hear you scream...


Anyone here watch that movie?It's from the 20-21 century on earth.

>>53662225

A̪̠͈͚͈̻t̜̹̻̭̺ ̣̮̳l͓̺͈̝e͚̮a̫̖͈͙̗̼s̝̹͕̦̩͎͚t̮͙ ̥̥̗͈̗̘̬t͎̯͔h̼̝̰̖͍͔̜e̥̗͚̘̟̰͙ ͇b͎͙̪̯͇͕͓̤͉a̯̮͇̞̖͔a͇̳̫̘̪̮̥͉l̫͕̗̻̺ ̻͓̱̘̤s̝̦̫̩͚e̞̝e̫̫͇̖̱m͚̱͖̭̖̬͉̹s̙̝̫̗͓̻̘͙ ̞͙̼͈͕h͉͕̞͎͓o̻͇ṇ̯͙̺e̜̜̘̟͉̥s̻̗̗̼̣͙t̹̜̙͙̙ ̩̳͉̙a̞͍b̘o̬͇̬u͇̠̣̳t̯ ̝̥͇͉ḥ̞͖̜i̘̣͓͍̮̠s̗̻ ̮d̞̼̰͎͖̝̟̩e̮̰͚͉̟̼̙s͖͈̟͖i̭͉̣̞̬͖̼̹̺r̫͙̜͓̼̼̟̙e̘̱̮̯ ̝̱t̪̺̮͔̞o͎͚̳̝͕̤̹̱ ̜̮d̙͓̬̯̟̦e͕st̪̺̭r̩͙̟o̠͖͎̩̺ͅy̩̩̗͓ͅͅ ̰͇̪̝̞̖u̝̟s̪̟̠͈̘͕ͅ ̘͈̞͇͉a̟̩̦̖̥̘̖l̠̙l̩̪͔̟̯̪͉ ͎͙̠̖̺̣̯̝̪y̹̹̣͍o̠̪̭̳̖̩̮u̟̟ ̻̝̞̮̩̭a̟̱r͓ͅe̙͔͚͎̘̦̝ ̯̰j̗̦̬̰͔̭̘u̳̭͔̖̙s̗̻̻̻͕̹ṭ̬̹̯͙̩ ̫͉̠̯̦̱̻͉i͔͇n̦͔͎͈ͅs̘a̩̭̺͔̠̹n̮̪̬̞͈e̻.̥̤ ̭̩̻̩̟w̝̥̞̳̫̺̥ḙ̯/͓͇̣͉̳̟̺̺i̯̫̟̯̭̤̗/̥͇̩̳̥̘u͙͔̹͚̹͖̣s͔̻͎̮͎̣̝̙̻ ̮̭̬w͕̪̪i̼̱̟͔l̞̗͕̞̤̩l͕̟ ̬̠̰̣̠b͎̦̹a͍̬͚n̘͍͎̫̬̮̱̣̖i̬ͅs̟̱̞̻͈̣h̻͕̜͖̜̖̪͙ ͙͈̖y̺̠̪̟o̹̩̭̹u̻̜̭ ̖̖i͓̩̤̱ͅf̹̭ ̰͔̼̹̟̝̻i̝̣̮̼̬̞̤ͅṯ͔̘̘͍̱̼̭ ̼̱̦̯̭͕͙͖c̰͍̞͍̱͍a̝n̗̙̰̜ͅ ̠̱b̝̯͍̻͖e͚̟ ̗͈͔̹̩̤w̪͓̪̫͚a͇͙͎͓̮̻̯ͅy͖͍͍͙̤͙̘͇

>>53662212
I don't really know.Soemthing about cessation of all life.Don't worry,it hasn't happened yet.

>>53662212
actually several things are trying to kill us as we speak.shall we list them?
>>53662229
I actually saw one of those xenomorphs once.
It thought I was cute.

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>>53662170
*CESSATION IS OUR GOAL*
>//BAAL// drifts about a bit, numerous timelines forming and dying as it does so

(This Is Merely A Test) &TO& #See# $JUST HOW STRONG$ ((You Really Are))

>>53662246
Really?I found the spaceship,but there was just an IOU note by somebody called Ridley Scott.

>>53662229
They are a spritualist fallen empire who thinks our federation is heretical, wait, every single federation is heretical and they cause all the shit which is happening.

>>53662252

t̮̰̹̣͍̩̺h̰͎̟̠̻̣̭͉e͎r͈̼̦͎͇͓͓͉e̳̬͎ ͉͙̻̫i̗͖̫͙̘͇̺s͕̜ ̟͙̺̫̱s̞̭t͖r̝̪̩̣̜̦e̜̦͙̥̣ͅn͉̗g̹̭̘̞̻͙t̥͔̻̘̼h͕̖͔̪̠̟ ̹̞̠̫ͅi̜̯͙̹͉n͓͍̳͖ ̺̪͕̗̰̬n̺̹̻ͅu̜̞̰̖̟̘̱m͎͎̬̟̘̤͖b̟̦̹̙̠̞ͅe͚̥r̦̰͈͓̬͖̘̯͖s͍͓̝ ̠̘̙̰̩a̺̞n̹̫̯̫̬̺͇̤ḓ̺̪ ̦̟͓ͅu̻͔̥̭̯̩̭n̯͕̤̜͎̹͕̼i̥͖̮̝t̯͖̣̠̮̭̜y͖͉̰͔̘̞̜ ̟̠̱̯̖̱̩̙a̙͈̭n̤̳͎̘̜̩̥d̻̫ ͉̫͈͇̩̥ͅt͖̜͓̤̙̤h̞͚̟̬͇a̟͚̖̭͎̻ͅt̗͉̮ ̜͖̼w̭̜̳̩͍e̙̤̥͕̗/̗̹͓u̪͔̻̯̮͕s͔̺̟̱/̹̝̘͍̫̼i͈̭̙͔̖ ͎̫͕h̭͇̼͔̙a͓͔̻̦͈̥̱v͙͖̪̬̩͈e̺͕ ̭̙̻̯̬͖i̩n͎̪̤̳̪͍͍̺ ͎͍͓̭s̺̬p̭̙̯̝a̦̻̫͈̣̪͚͍d̳̖̞̟͎̤͚̘ͅe̫͚͎̥ͅs̼̪̰͖ ̳̻̟̱͔͖͉c̣͇̖̖̩͈̻̰ͅo̯m͉͇̥̱̬͈̰̘̙e̱̦ ̗t̮h̖̘̞͎͉̫̩͖̖e̫̝͎̮ṉ͔̰̠̗͎̪ ̹̩̝t̯͇h͚̰̝̫͇̜̫͙i͈̠̠͓ͅn̖̖̥̫͚̼̜g̪̯̳̫̦͙ ̦̜̼̖̣͕̘t̝̹̬̻̳̘̳̖e͎̰̫͇̝̺s̰͙̩͔̠̰t̘̞͚̻̫̙̣̬ ̮̠̦̣̮͔a͚̖w̳̝̞̫͔̼̼̺͈a̤̖͓͉y̱ ͓̝̱w̞̝̩ẹ͉̰̥̮͉̙̥ ̹̹̺̦̻̯͚s̝h͔a̝̱̩͓l̻̠͎̣̫l̰̖̝͈̺ͅ ̘͖͕̱̝͇ͅḙ̘̝̰̼n̬d͔͚͙̜̳̗̰͎u̫r͎͍̠̹̮͉e̠̟͇̻̦͔̬/͉̠̳̘̳o̯ṿ̥͖e͕̯r̥̥̳͍̞c͓̙̺̟̝̣o͓͈̙̣̥͎m̙̬̮̘e͙͔/̠̬̻͓̙͇͙ ͉̙̟̗͎ṣ͙̻͇̜͉̙͓u̝̝̱̜̟̮r̯̟v͉̜i͍͕̻̯̦͙̭͈v̱̳͚̺̟ͅe̯͉̜͖

>>53662170

>Takes a moment to rub her eyespots

I'm just thankful we have a nice cosmic horror coming to nestle in our star. Curious when >>53659676 will return our transmission.


Alright, my good sapients and cosmic beings, I need to spend a little time talking to my military leaders. It is quite clear our current force is not enough to handle the current galactic scene, and I'm going to have to lift some replication restrictions and have a few feral swarms get to work consuming the asteroid belt.

>>53662262
He he that scott
>>53662269
>they're mortals
We've got 2 very confused elder beings,a sentient plague with self esteem issues, and a very angry cat, these mortals can hold.

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>>53662191
//Designation//: [VOID/VOID-SPEAKER]
//Nature//: [PEST/ANNOYANCE]
*We Are* #ACQUAINTED# (Yes)
$WHY$
?

>>53662269
They caused the Plague,and BAAL,and the Storm Kings,and the Shadow things?And my missing coffee today?
Look,Inkito,I know you went through the Hive War,and I support you on stuff like this,but I think this is just another evil empire that's bluffing.And like all evil empires,Federation firepower can handle it.

>>53662331
>>53662307

h͉o̖̩͉̥͈w̳̱̩̺̫̙ ̥͉̣̠͇ͅd̩̘̪͍̘o͕̯̟̩͇͕̠̜ ͓͈w̘̱͕ͅe̫̭ ͍̪̤̜b̗̰͔a̼̯̜̭̣̮n̫̹̮͓͓͕̭͙͈i͍̺̰̱̳̤̻̮s̮h̰͓̭̯̪̬/̻̫̰̫͙̖d͓̫͓̫̻e͓̥̙s͙̬t̯̜͍͈̥̻r̼̻͓̮̩͍ọ̟͉̰͍̱͇̟y̜̼̠̣/͖̝̝̗̳ͅv̻̠͖̯̪̠̞̣̪a̼̙n̳̭͚̦̖̳͉̻i̙̙̹̤s͍̪̙̭̖̮ḫ/̣̥̯̪͎̥͉̦e̼̥̳̻v͎͙̝̥͔̗̟̟ḭ̗c̮̤t̩͕̥̤̦̫̻̠ ͖̘̬̫̥̝̹ͅt̪͎̻͈͙̘̱̬ẖ̩̫̱ͅe̩̱̺̟̣͈͍̣̞s̟e̪ ̟͙i̹̟͍̦̮n̬̦̝̟̘̗̻t͖̙͎ḛ͎͓̰̻͈̳̘r͍̺̜l͇̫͔͖̞͙o̦̬͚̜̦͕p̦̟͈̥̪͉͕͚e̖̥̤͇̘͇̪̞̗r̞̮̟̤̩̬͈s̤̦̠͉̙͍̰͙/̪̬͖̘̞t̯̭̺h̰̞͕̝̭̬̬͚̼i͓̙̺̫͕n͙̤̘͎g̫̯̰̱͕͉s̤̟̪̯/͍̭͇͔a͙̘̮n̬̤̳͕̖n̤̪̱o̳͔̟ͅy̱a̟̙͓̗͕̰̻ṉ̤c͈̱̼ḙ͔͍s̭̹̗̭̠

>>53662321
He knows lil ole Vody?
Please he's a sweet heart
>>53662331
Don't give inkito shit, the hive war damn near wiped yall niggas out, I almost lost profits!

>>53662331
No they haven't, carter
Offtopic: Anyways, I must rest.

>>53662347
>e̼̥̳̻v͎͙̝̥͔̗̟̟ḭ̗c̮̤t̩͕̥̤̦̫̻̠ ͖̘̬̫̥̝̹ͅt̪͎̻͈͙̘̱̬ẖ̩̫̱ͅe̩̱̺̟̣͈͍̣̞s̟e̪ ̟͙i̹̟͍̦̮n̬̦̝̟̘̗̻t͖̙͎ḛ͎͓̰̻͈̳̘r͍̺̜l͇̫͔͖̞͙o̦̬͚̜̦͕p̦̟͈̥̪͉͕͚e̖̥̤͇̘͇̪̞̗r̞̮̟̤̩̬͈s̤̦̠͉̙͍̰͙
You are not my landlord you material trash.

>>53662321
I don't know why every extra planar entity is insignificant to you.Like dude,if you have self esteem issues all of us here think you can kill us,no need to badtalk others.
Either way,he's part of the Federation.
>>53662307
Got it.I'll just relax here.
This view is pretty nice.
>>53662356
I ain't giving him shit,he's a good friend of mine.Just that this empire seems to be pulling his leg a bit,and I don't want him getting tricked.

>>53662366
Okay,Inkito.See ya later,we'll handle this Empire stuff tomorrow.Not trying to be dismissive of it,just that I think defeating them will be easy.

>>53662387
Bally like a big brother he only wants what's best for us(him)

>>53662387
There is proof, mein freud.
>grabs dataslate
This is footage of industrial activities on the edge of their borders, and you see that shipyard there? It is building a ship, a Titan.

>>53662423
I guess.Just that he always talks about other planes like they're worse.Not very nice,if you ask me.

>>53662307

w̩̪͈e̝̬͙̜̗̖̱ ̯̖s̰̣̻͎ḫa̜̞͉̩l̘̜ḽ̖͈ ̝̝͓̰͍t͍̣̝̣̪͚̘͉ͅr̻̩̫̼̜i͍p̘̘̜͓͙͙ͅl̟͍̜͉̠̼̤e̟ ͓͔̫̞͇̮͓͍a̜̥̫̞̝̳̙l͖̳̘̪l̹̙̖̻̣ ͕̤͇̥͚̗͚o̩̣͔̭u͍̪̤͎̩̺̳r̳̱͎̦̱ ͔̳̣͔͔͈̗ṃ̜̝̥͇̻̮i͈̝͎l͚̩̯̖̰͚̹i͙̱̹̦̪̥̺t̪̠̠a̺͍̥r̫̤i̱̫̘z͔̳͕̤͉͕͍a̖̣͖͓͖͙͓̬ṱ͉̭̥̟̳i̫̹o̺̭n̫̝̣̖̝̠͖̪ ̜̘͇͈͙̳m̺̜͇̼͕̖̭̳ͅa͓̟̙̫̘y̥̝b͍̪͙ḙ̯͖ ̥͕̝͓͕͎͎ͅo̳̺̻̝̱̣͇̯ͅn̥̱e͉̤̦͓̝ ͓̞͙͖̰͎o̭̙̹͙̣̞̬̘f̝̗̜̬̮̪ ̗̱̻̮͎͕u͖͍̩̻̭s̞̥/̻̘͕͓i̟̟̩/̳̞w̯̦͎̘̘e̼̱̭̞̥̠̗ ̭i͉̤̥͉͎͈s̮͇͕̘̤̠ͅ ̗̪̝̳i̭͖̥͇n̟̖͕s̼̗̙͙i̜̬͖̦̜̣̭̪̻g̮̼̦n͖̹̺̭͍̜̘i̭̟̠̥̤̳̳f̩̘̬͖̤͙̱̙i͈̼̖̮͈̝̟ͅc͉̗̟͔̬͕̺̭a͕͍͇̥̟̮̜̱̰n̳t͍̱̣̟̬͉͇ ̖̬t͖̳͓͓̘̬̟͈o̤ ̘̜̟͕̹̬̭̪t̯̯̻̝̱͇h̯̥e̩̜͕̗͎s͓̜̞̳̺̥e̞̬ ̰̝̣͍t̖͇͓̣̩̪̭ͅh͓͇͙̺͚i̝͚̜͇̺̙͕͖n̝̥͚̤ͅg̬̟̞s͍͖̪̺͙ ͇̝͇b͚̬̜͚̯u͎̭ṯ͖̥͙̤ ̯̖̜̝w͕͓̞̹̮̗̯̳e͕̦̪̱̘ ͇̙͔͖̩̗̼ͅa̩̟r͉͖̹̮ḛ̙ ͉͎m̯͍̙̱͇̫a͉̞n̜̜ͅy̬͖̤͖͙̯ ͇m̬͖a̪n̫̭̤̗̫͉̺y̬̻͓̱̞̱͙ ̪̥̗̥̖̞̭m͉̘̠̩̘̰̣a͉̣͉͓͉̙ͅn̻̙͇y̟̼͓̰͎͎̬̪ ͓̹̗̦ṃ̳ͅo̠̝̘̜̭r͕͉̩̖e͚͖̱͔͍ ̜͉̺̱̯͚t̙͚̠̮h̻̬̻͍̳̭a͎͇͓̻̬n̰̤̱̱̳̻ ̗͙͕̞̞̮̼ͅt̘ẖ̱̪̩ḁ̖͈t͕̙̩͚̙

>>53662437
Well,yes.They're building a titan,and that's pretty bad.But we have titans of our own,I'm sure,and the Ploraxian Fleet has enough firepower to blow up half of this galaxy.Don't worry,my friend,with strategy and weaponry we'll handle this.

We bring ̕g͞re͡a̧t ͠news ̸we͜ ha̴ve͘ f̡òund ͠a ͢nȩw p͞a̕thw̕ay̸ i̛n t͜he ͠g̢rȩat ͟j̵ǫu̡ŗne̸y̸ to̸ ͢g̸uid̶e ̡us͝ t͡o̸ th̷e t͝r͝u̢e͢ ͝D͠i̕v͘i-͝
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What̶ ̨is͜ g̸o̵in͟g on͟ i͜n here̷? ̷E̡ve̷ryth͢i͞ng̢ f̧eels.͢.̡. di̴ff͟eŕen̨t͜.̕..̛ D͝is͜o̕r͞dered,̶ ch͟a̡o̢t̵ic..̶.̢

>>53662474

g̣̹̪͇̙͖r̩̯̰̳e̙̩̣̺̬̥̖͈e̯͎̗̤̱t̞͕̹̪̻̳̝i͚̻̟̹̣̤̦̟n̬͚̫͚̬̬ͅg̩̰̻̙̱̯/͙͉͎͉̥̱̠̬ ͇͎͉͓ͅh̰̤̣͔̗͓e̟l̯̯l͔̘̬͔̬o̖̥̗̦̫/̱̯̣̙̖ͅͅ ͇͓̞̫s͉̺̣͉͕̰͔a̮͉l̹̩̥̭ṳ̰̪̫t̼͔͇̪̠̩̰ͅa͓̫̰͚̝ṯ̯i̱o̞̟̝͖̮̙̱͙ͅn̖͙̰̼͖̜̱s̭̰͙̬͖̪ͅ
̪͔̯̦p̙̜̟̜̗̥̤̫̺l̼̥͚͓̩e͖̟̻a͔s̭͍̜̱͚̰͇ͅe̘̠͇̠̦̬ ̜̻̰͕̟̤̟̬m͕͙̙̝̘͖̞͈a͇̼̗̜̹̫̮̯̝k̗̟͖͇͚e̜̦͎͉͍͇ ͓̺̜̥y̙͕o̠̮͎̺̬̥͉̠u̹ͅr͕̫̜̺͚̦̪͉/̫̼̗̗͓̬̹̱s̞̼̥i̪͚̱͖̙̫b̳̗̦l͓͔̟̠̠͉ͅi̬͚n̩̟̼̯̞̩̼g͈̥͕̭̙̫̱̠̯s̙̰̥/̤ͅk͎̳i̭͔͕̭̺ͅn̳͇͈/̪̘͕k̼͙i͚̯̬̻n̜̳͈͍̠͔̩d̫̙̠̖̖̘̱̳r̬͎̟̟̥̩̺͎e̤̼d͓̳͓͍͔̼͈̭̭
̣̭͇͖l̯̺ͅe͈̘̼̥̩̜ͅa̻v̘̼̠e͇̤̣̩͉̠͈̭/̣͚͎̺̱̻̳v̦a͕̹̥̭͕̞̜̠ṇ̞͙͔̭͖̪i̭̬͙͇s̼h͉̮̭͓̰̹̜ͅ/̻̠e̦̳͎͔͍ͅn̖̣͚̦d̖̙̭͙͕/̹̼d͓͇̘͉̫̫͈̟i̘͚̟̭͍̯̜̭e̺̠̳

>>53662474
We've got 2 extraplanar entity's,a Hivemind,and half of us are high.

Including me.Al

Also,thanks for the help with that shadow thing research.Turns out,weaponizing them and turning them into suicide bombers saved a whole system from destruction.

>>53662490
We̸.̛.. d̸o n̴ot͝ ͡u̶n͢d̕e̶rs͞tan̛d w̴hat ̀y͘ou̕ mean..͞.

W͘h͠a͜t̡ ̴s̸ib̸li̧ng̕s͜?̧

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>>53662440
Well He thinks you guys suck and you guys think I suck, I dunno
>>53662469
so titan..are we talkin space or land?

>>53662490
These aren't his siblings.His are much less bloodthirsty and/or jumpy.

>>53662508
Hey Voidy how've you been my extra-planar nigga?

>>53662506
c̹̙͕̩̜̘͔̰̭l̠̦̮͚͔ͅͅạ̮̬̣̻̦r̮̥̘̩̭̝iͅf̪̫̤i͕̝͇̙̠̹̰̬c̜̪a̭̩͕̻t͖̮̥̬̮̳i͉͈͕͕̤̙̥̰̭o͈̪n̫͚̗͍͇͓/̠͓͖̺͎̥ ̮͙͙̘ͅc͖̫̬͚̜o͕̺̞̳͕͍̫r̼̭̣̟r͔̙̞̗̰̰̙e̖̣̝c̹̤ͅt͇̰̘̞/͓̤͍̥ ̩̫̼̗̙̘̹̥ͅa͖̹̦̗͉͖ͅm͎͉̥e̠̦̪̗̹͎̙̜ṋ̤̟̯̹̺͎͉͖d̼̬͎m̹̱ͅe͎͈̹̣̭̜n͉̰̣t͓͎̥̦̱
̘̗̞͚̩w̰͓͎̙̳̗͉͙e̗͚̮͖̳̫̘/͚̮̞̥ͅi̟͎̪̰/̗̞̞̤u̖͙͔͉͙̟̱̙̟s̤̞̠ ̩̖̝i̭̝s͙͙͎̠͓̦ ̗̩͈n̖͇͚̳͚͈̟͇̗o̻̟ṯ̭͉͖ ̻͎͓̫̤̮͓͔t̖̩̮͓̖͓h̘̙͚͓̹ḛ̞̖̺ͅ ̺̰̗̜͇̬̻o̫̺͕̬͓̞v̼̠̤͉e͍̣̟̞͕̦̳r̫̙̰m̱̺͖̜i̦̮̖͙̮ͅṇ̝̦͇̭͙̠ͅd͙̞̯ ͙̜̝ͅͅb̩͓͉̳̝̪ͅu̞̟͇͕̯̳t͈̼͕̩̻͙ ̥f̰̜̣̻̼͈̙u̼̥̻͚̮̣͎l͔͎͎̹͓̪̠ḽ̦y͈̣̦͉ ̣̺̺͙̦̖s̯̣ͅe̦̹̮͉͚̮n͈̦͙̠̭͖̯͚̖t͇̝̖i̮̞̳e͉͍n͔̮͙̤̩t̜͉̺̳ ̝̼̟̜̯̣̝̰s͖e̘̼̙̤p̩̣̺͖͙̼̟ͅḁ̞̮̮͚̥r͉̦̹̪̪a͈̖͎̟̳̘̼̼̼ṯ͍̜e̹ ̤̳̝̪c͚͙̪͉̱̺̩͙o͓͚̰̘̻̫̼͚n̫̰̝͙̹s͚̣͚̹c͍͓̰ͅi͇̰̖̺͖͈o̤̠̻u̘̞͇̣̟̟̬̹s̝͈͍͕̙̰̼͕ ̱̝̫̭̘͙d̜͕̮̠͍̠̟e̥͓s̮̯͚̳̪͖̪i͇͔̦͓͚̼̥̯ͅg̝͔͕̥̥n̮͈e̹̙̖͖͙̯d̻͉̣͇͙̱͍/̝͓͍̻̦ͅ ̜̣̫̳͕̞t͍̙̻͍͚̹̟ͅa̘̘̤̤̘s̬͓̬͇͈͇͇k̖̬̫͇e̳̣̖̹̣͚͓d͖͔/̘͇̤̳͍ ̥̮͓͔ ̰̳̳̣̭f̖͚͈̩̹͉̬o͍̮r̮͔ ̫d͈̯̪͉̪͎̦̙i̹̳͎͓̬̺̦p̤̳̮̣̹̺̹̻l̘͇̗̪o̟̭̪̺͍̺̪͎ͅm̜̗͔̙̜̟͙a̝c̥̤̻̖̝̫͇y̹̝/͖͙̖̤͔͇e̯̯͍̬̱x̖̰͓̤͚̮ͅp͎̯̘l͙̯̖o̭̪͍̠̣ͅr̯̞̖͚̻̗̤̖a̼̼̬t̬̬i͚͈͖̰̬o͖̻̞͔n̠̱̳̝̜̫/̹̻͎̗x͇̜͚ḙ̖̫̹͚͉̠n͙̹̞̖o͉̜̳̫̠̠̘b̺͚͉i̙̙͖o̜̱̪̤̺l̮̟͚o̜̘̪̟͓̟̼͙g̮̹̣̯y̦̤̻ ̣̮̮̠̤̳͉̳
>>53662508
t̝̯h͇̠͚̱̣̰͍es̯͉̞̦͔e̜̞̺ ̤̯̤͖͚̤ọ͎̜̥̳͖n̠̪̗ḛ͉̟s̘͔͓̻
>>53662512
>>53662321

>>53662512
I don't think you suck.I just think you need to calm down a bit and stop screaming about spiders.I'm already working out a place for Sally.

>>53662530

W͠hat ̨i̧s̨ a ni̴gga...?

!!ALERT!!

Automated system message...
"Unidentified stellar vessel has entered Federation territory"

Automated system message...
"Standard communication protocols in effect; Galac-Common greeting issued"

...
...
...

Automated system message...
"Hailing returned; Federation systems beginning translation of unknown language"

>A small FTL-capable ship of an alien design has just entered the system of the Federation Space Station, and is quickly approaching
>The vessel bears weapons, though scans indicate its weapon systems are currently offline- as requested by the Federation Space Station's automated greeting protocols

Automated system message...
"Translation program complete;
Open video communication channels?"

>>53662544
Oh.Sorry,01.I just meant you as a whole,so he'd understand that you're a Hivemind.

>>53662523
>jumpy?
I'll have you know many entities find my energy fascinating.
>>53662555
What you are mah nigga
>>53662551
Thank Omega.

>>53662564
Yes,please.
>>53662555
Don't worry about it.

>>53662564

(MESSAGE FROM TRANSLATION COMPUTER: INCOMING MESSAGE EXTREMELY UNORTHODOX IN COMPOSITION.
TRANSLATION INCLUDES MANY LINGUAL BEST-FITS. FOR CLARITY, BEST-FITS ARE DENOTED BY ASTERISK PAIRS.
OVERALL ACCURACY OF TRANSLATION: UNKNOWN.
(MESSAGE BEGINS...)

>>53662568

fái͝r e̛n̕òu͝gh
̷so͝oǹ t͢h̡is ̧unit̕ ̴sh͟all͟ ̵r͘etu͝r͝n to ̧o̕ųr ͟k̢in͡d͠/̛s͟ẁam͠/kin͟d͘r͡e̵d͡ t̷ǫ ̷p̡repare fo͞r͘ ̀wa͜r̸/̧de̕at͝h ending by múlt̡i͢pl̸y̛ing/árm͞iǹg m̕ilita̴r͘i̸z̛i̛ǹg͘ so ͠t̢hat̨ the̡ non̢ me͘at̶/ ̧v͡oi͞d͞ ̸b̢e͝i̶ngs/ ̷oth͡er ex͞t̸r͜a̷ diḿen̡s͝įona͡l͘ thiǹg͟s͞/͝ d͡a͝rk s͟h̴a͜r̢d̵s wi̸l̶l ̴n̨ot be ̸a ̡th̛re̴at/̧ ̀d̕a͞n͟g͝e͜r /̕ p̕r̢oblem

>>53662602
Aw,shit.

>>53662574
>>53662581

W͠e̵ ͡w̧óuld b͘lin͡k twice̡ i͢n ̸c̶ơn͜f̶usíon̕ ̕if we ha̸ḑ ȩy̶eli̕dş.̷.͢.͝

>>53662544

These a̶r̶e͘ ̶n̕ot͘ our̵ ̧şi͜b͘li̶ng̷s.̴.͞.͘ w̵ę hardl͝y͜ u͘n̛de̵rs̵t͘and̸ thęir ͘ver͟y ͠ow̴n c̨ha̷oti͟c,̴ ̢ev͘e͟ŕch̵an͟ģing̶ n̵atúr͠e.̡

͠
We ͘canno͡t o̵r͘d͠er͜ t̀he̵m̛ t̡o̡ g̀o.
We ̧hold͞ ͜no ͠rig̕h́ts o̢v͜e̴r͠ t̴he͡m.

>>53662625
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEEES8BeNCg
I'M READY

>>53662622
Don't worry about it.Voidspeaker and Carmine are fine,and Andronia{if that's her name} is calmer now.Plus,not much can be done about BAAL.You can if you want,though.

>>53662644
>a hivemind and 2 chao gods walk into a bar.

>>53662651
IM NOT!
You all better hope that those bioships I gave to the Federation fleet were updated to harm extraplanar entities.

>>53662670
One says,"I got good rules now".The others automatically win.

>>53662653
well͘ o͞ur ̀ind̀i̛v͢i͘dual ́stŕen̷gt͝h ps̛ychic̶al͝ and̕ ̛psych̡i̷c͘a̧lly is͝ mi̛n͟or we a͘r̀e cơun̷t́l͡ess͝ ̛and̴ w̕e ̵wi̵l̶l ͘b́e ̨r̴e͝a̵dy̷ ́tó ̀def͟end ̧ ͝ou̡ŕs̢elve͘s ̶s̢ho͠uld́ ̡it b̛e ͘ne̶ce̡ssa͞r̛y ,͡ w̢e/i/us ͠be͜lie͟ve ̧in͡ b͢e̸ing ̶pr̨ep͠ąre͢d ̛f̷o̵r̛ da̵nger ͢tha̴t ìs͟ on̸e o͠f ͠t͟ḩe r͢easo͘n u͜s/ì/w͜e h̀a͜ve͘ stay̛ ̡on no p͘la̶net͡ fo̧r l̶o͘ńg̢ p͢r̴e͢vens̀t ̛a easy tar͟g̷e͜t̡

>>53662677
>Entities
I think you mean entity
>>53662705
AHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHPYROVOREAHAHHAIFORGOTIWASONTGHAHAHAHA
>stop hailing

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>>53662581
>>53662602
Hello? Is this thing functioning?

It seems so! Greetings from *the United Lolhendran Holdings*! My name is Karvazas ka Ivix. I come peacefully, seeking to reach out *on behalf of my people* to the Federation which controls this area of the galaxy for the *mutual benefit* and profits of us all.

Who do I *have the pleasure* of addressing?

>>53662725
Y͢ou͝ a͘r͢e̛ an int͢èr̸e͟s͡t͞ing͟ be̡inģ. We͞ ̶h̷a̕ve͝ no̧t̕ seen ͝h͘i̵v̸e̶m̷ind̸s not ́ke͞én f͡ór̴ al̀t͞ru͠įst͜ic͜ ͢d͜es͞trųc͞tion o̵f͞ ͟al̕l ̶ot̢h͟e͠ŕ ́b͝eing̷s̴ b͟ef͞orȩ.̛.́.

>>53662760
Hello,my name is Carter,of the Carnem Wastes.

oh thank god

>>53662785

we͢/i/u̧s can͞nơt sṕȩak̛ f̸or ́t̸h͠e ̴ot͞h͢e͝r̕ ̕12 ̵of ́us͢/w̢e/͠i͝ but we̕/us͢/͠i are̴ ͜no͘t̵ a͟ņ aggre͞ss̴iv͟e ̛power b͠u͠t ̡ẁh͜en͡ ̵ṕr͟o͟v̧o͘ksed wíl̡l ̧resp̨o̷nd͟ ̵ ͞wíll o̴verwhel͜m͟i̵n͜g̸ fo͟r̵ce̛.
w͡e/̀us/i wo͢ul̸d̕ ̶c͘o̡nt͝i͟nưe ̶t̵o talk̶/dis̛c͠ourse/͡di͜plo̢m̶íz̵e ͟b́ut̵ w͟e͟.͝u̷s̕/i m̸ust̡ re͢t͢uŗn t͘o ̢pr̀e͟p̴aŗe͡ ͢fo̕r ̷the wors̢t ͟and̷ ͡th̀en ̀som̵e

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>>53662387
*VOID* ^Tried To Harm THE COURT^
>//BAAL// phases in between multiple colors and shapes, some mixtures between reds and yellows, others far more alien and abstract

((It Shall Not Stand))

>>53662831

U͟nd̢e͟rst̵an̢d͘able͞.
͠
It́ is̕ ͠a ̵d̷aŕk plące in ̡the ͞p͢h͘i̵si̢c͡al̡ re̴alm t͝h͝e̢s̨e d̶a̕ys͘, ̧a̕ppa͝r̸en͞tly̧ ̷a p̶la̡gue is̢ ͟stri͟k̸íng͞ ͢the̸ ͡organ̷içs a͡nd ͠th̀o͠s̵e.́.͢.̢ te̛c̢h̀noļo̶g̵y beings͡.̴.̕.̴ şy͡nth͠èti͠çs,͡ ̸are attáck̛in̨g ͟y͞o̴ur͘ ͢race,́ ̛corr͘ec͡t͞?


W͟hy ̛sơm̸ȩth͢įng͡ ̨is ̕a̴lwa̴y͢s̵ atta͢cki̛nǵ ̨som͝ething ̀in͠ this r͘eal͜m?

>>53662760
gre͞e͞tiņg̀/ s͜a̵lu̸tatìons/ h̕ello̧
we͝ ͘a͢r̀e̢ ̴u͡ni̡t 1͞ of t̛h̷e͟ p̀re͜th͘ơry̕n ̸peo̶p͢l̀e͘/kįn͘d̷red/s͠w͡arm
̛w͠e m̵ust d̨epaŕt͢ ̀fo̡r ńow bu̧t ̧we͞ ͡w̡e͞/i/͝us w̸is͢h yo̡u̡ ͟well

>>53662844
If anything he didn't,that stud that stopped those shards were something that Void hates with a passion.I only weaponized them,I killed the rest like he wanted.

>>53662844

We.̶..͝ w̕h̨at̨?