Who would win in a fight? A group of 10 wizards who are part

>>53638862
Shaky breaky

Magic is useless. It takes a day to bring the mail to a wizard trough owl, but it takes a couple of seconds through e-mail.

The slave, they're already dead when he found the weapon.

>>53638862
No magic is too powerful for good ol' comrade Mikhail's slavic techno-sorcery.

>>53638862
the Slav kills at least half of the Deatheaters with a single sustained burst, but his lack of training at actually aiming the rifle, maintenance and ammunition conservation means that he's amazing inefficient at it. He manages to take down another wizard with an expertly thrown beer bottle.
But then some asshole gets him with a Cruciatus and he goes down.

>>53638862

The Slav.

He either kills the wizards and sells all their magic rocks to that fat pig Sidorovich or the wizards kill him and save him from the living hell that is life as a slav.

It's literally win-win.

>>53638862
Probably the Slav.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PlLQsUGefdo

[Cheeki Breeki Intensifies]

>>53638862
The 10 wizards can't change the current reality and the ZONE kick them out!

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>>53638862
The Slav. Magic sucks in Harry Potter.

Are the Deatheaters all bunched together?

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>>53640099
Harry Potter magic is enough to knock a gun out of your hands. Probably wouldn't take more than pointing their finger to jam the gun, which they could do faster than the slav raising the gun. Especially with 10 of them.

>>53640284
>Probably wouldn't take more than pointing their finger to jam the gun
Maybe for a competent duelist wizard, but we're talking about generic death eaters here, who are basically stormtroopers.

>>53640284
Harry Potter wizards are also clueless enough not to know what a firearm even is, let alone which part they need to target to jam one.

>>53640321
>>53640396
Yeah, I guess generic deatheaters don't really bring much tot he table. Any named wizard could manage to knock the gun away from you, though. Plus even kids can cast barrier spells without needing incantations to slow them down so they can survive the initial salvo of bullets and emptying of a magazine.

>>53640396
Wizards are clueless to electronic devices but they know about cars and guns. Guns have been around for hundreds of years.

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>>53638862
Depends how drunk the slav is

>>53638862
The Slav

Rowling has said multiple times that a wizard would lose in a straight fight against a guy with a gun. There's a reason why they take secrecy from the Muggle world so seriously.

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>>53640284
>Harry Potter magic is enough to knock a gun out of your hands
If you don't miss with the expelthemarmite spell that is. It's not like wizards got sights on those guns, they miss quite a lot in battle.

>>53641196
The disarming version seems to have a 100% accuracy rate. Though I guess it was mostly done at short range, like 10 meters. Maybe it's a short range spell, that would make for a decent limitation and give a reason why they don't do it at range.

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>>53639915
>But then some asshole gets him with a Cruciatus and he goes down.
>implying that Slavs feel pain

>>53641182
and then they're faced with some great evil and didn't go get some guns?

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>>53638862
You decide.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4-1ZRwYqik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SH6Ag3EhMuw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7ZcWmPM6OE&index=4&list=RDSH6Ag3EhMuw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ova1E9NmfI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9k05CbXmqE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAo7go-4l0g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2c2OD5PC-U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Pf3HjUwtWU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyCD3LqfbJ8

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>>53642299
They live in Britain, anon.

>>53641182
Don't go spreading lies anon.

>>53640484
American Wizard school probably gets Final Fantasy Tactics-style magic guns instead of wands.

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>>53642430
"Accio AR-15!" Boom, a gun all the way from America starts flying over to Britain.

>>53642713
That's stealing!

>>53642713
The last time Brits tried to take 'Murrican's guns it didn't exactly went well for them.

>>53642232
Is this a testament to slavic durability or poor slavic quality control?

>>53638862
It is a known fact that any human with a gun can easily kill a normally trained wizard. But because there are 10 of them I'm thinking 8 out of them would have to die to win.

But picture a fight between some spec op team and a Elite team of wizards who are trained in fighting against gun users

>>53640039
>not making the trek all the way to Zaton to sell it to based Beard.
Tens of thousands I tell you, tens of thousands!
FOR TWO MAGIC ROCKS.

Do you know how much vodka and AK food that will buy the Slav?

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>>53642430
>magical british cops get involved
>shoot an American professor in the fucking head on accident

>>53643337
Death to all traitors!

>>53638862
The death eaters can teleport and instantly kill people at whisper volume. Unless they were just stupid and tried to cowboy standoff him of course they would win. They'd probably win if the odds were reversed because of mind control and partial invisibility.

>>53643163
Yes

>>53638862
100 slavs vs 1 death eater would lose.

One notice-me-not charm + imperius spam and the slavs will slaughter each other.

>>53643425
>Unless they were just stupid
Yes

>>53643425
These are generic death eaters, of course they're stupid.

>>53642402
Playing STALKER earlier today. I only wish XS Project was played in the Skadovsk.

>>53643692

You only need to Imperius one of them and watch as they Balkanize one another

>>53643163

both

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>AVADAKA
>[BANG]
>[SWEARING IN SLAV]

>>53638862
JK seems to think her wizarding world would get fucking raped by a normie with a shotgun.

Slavs are drunk murderfucks we mistake for human. The AK is the Platonic ideal of "Gun".

Wizards be fucked yo.

>>53645983
it's more like:
dueling wizard > dude with gun > average wizard

>>53638862
Didn't Rowling admit that a regular guy with a gun could easily kill Voldemort?

>>53646569
Yes. In the Potter universe, the supernatural and magic users stay hidden for very god reasons. And the more self aware ones know that they damned well earned the general distrust and often hatred of the rest of the world.

And the asshats like Voldie and his followers are only making it worse for when the masquerade finally falls.

>>53640284
>jam the gun

Can Harry Potter wizards just think something and it happens? What's all that bullshit with specific spells then, unless you can point out the Firarmus Jammus spell then stop this.

And if it isn't something specific they need to aim a spell accurately and specifically to fuck up the feed or firing mechanism.

>>53647202
>Can Harry Potter wizards just think something and it happens?
No. But there is a general disarming spell that will, well, disarm you and it's taught to 12 year olds so it must be pretty easy to perform. Easy to block, too, but our slav won't have any magical protection so it doesn't matter.
Do note that Death Eaters will most likely go for the kill and not the disarm.

>>53639915
He's a Slav not a nigger. They actually train their armies in aiming and maintenance of their rifle, if they just added "don't rape and loot" to the training, they'd have comparable training to any military.

>>53647380
>whitey an angel
>we dindu nuffin
>we good bois

But in reality:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_crimes_of_the_Wehrmacht#Rapes_2
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_assault_in_the_United_States_military

>>53646569
>>53647010
>very good reasons
>they can make shield that stop everything, and could stop bullets without a problem, but JKR is a hack

>>53647328
What's the range of those spells?

>>53647507
Undefined, but I'm pretty sure almost all combat happens at practically point-blank range in the books.

>>53647507
IIRC they fire them sort of longbow range at the battle of hogwarts
I don't think range has ever come into HP, I'm pretty sure it's just line of sight

I thought wizards in HP stopped technology from working or something

>>53647545
Nope. They just don't use modern technology themselves (with a few exceptions like cars) because of their superiority complex(with a few exceptions like Weasley).

>>53647446
Slavs are white dumbass.

>>53646569
no, just a well spread lie. all search results for a source are just people saying there's no source.

>>53647545
They don't need to stop technology. Their places are protected by a field that just removes muggles that get into where they shouldn't be and put them outside.

Well, the quiditch stadium does anyway.

>>53647610
[citation needed]

>>53647507
Can't be more than a couple dozen meters. I think you can fire them at longer ranges but accuracy suffers terribly if you do this and the spells have a somewhat considerable travel time too.

>>53643163
one cannot exist without the other.

such is evolution

>>53640284
>knock a gun out of your hands
They learn a spell to knock WANDS out of peoples hands, not a rifle that is gripped with two hands, and rested on a shoulder, and supported by some body weight, if the slav is lying down. Not to mention they have to be able to SEE the slav and the gun, and if he is in the 4th floor of a ruined building, aiming out of a hole in the brick wall, they aint gonna see shit.

>>53647835
Expelliarmus was shown to send things that weren't just wands flying out of people's hands at the very least.

The other things you mentioned are situational.

>>53647835
>They learn a spell to knock WANDS out of peoples hands
That spell isn't so specific. I recall it being used to disarm a target that wasn't using a wand.

>they have to be able to SEE the slav
There's a spell, 'hominum revelio', that detects people. You do need to be fairly close to the building in question to use it, and I don't know how much ground can it cover.

>>53640039
>save him from the living hell that is life as a slav.
Anon, slav life is fun life

>>53647880
Slav vodka can cure you from radiation poison, im shure it has some anty-magic properties also

Now we're flaming anyway, let's take this one.
Who would win in a fight to the death - a seventh-year female student at Hogwarts with good grades and thorough comprehension of both theoretic and practical magic, dressed in civilian clothing and armed with a wand that fits her well, or an average Navy SEAL in flak armor and wielding only a wand (no more than a conveniently dagger-shaped stick in his hands)?

For the sake of theorycrafting, the two meet each other in an abandoned urban area unfamiliar to both of them, knowing absolutely nothing about the other besides what they can see or glean from a ten-second conversation. The Navy SEAL has no idea of magic existing, and the Hogwarts student's knowledge of the US military stops at the fact that there is one. The Hogwarts student knows how to use the Unforgivable Curses in theory, but doesn't want to use them and hasn't ever used them in practice.
And to get the biggest obstacle over with first, the Cruciatus Curse is assumed to work on the Navy SEAL - pain threshold and pain tolerance are two different things.

>>53647901
putin please

>>53647380
Average Sussian conscript going through mandatory service is expected to learn shooting with just 100 rounds, 50 of which his NCO would sell on the black market. SUre, their spec ops get badass training, but the average guy would have shit-tier skills.

>>53648244
<citation needed>

>>53648161
To use Unforgivables, you need to WANT the effect.
Imperius is an exception, but you still need stronger willpower than your target. The Hogwarts student loses here, as the SEAL is mentally hardened.
Cruciatus will only drop the SEAL, but not torture him. The flak armor should further reduce the effects of the spell.
Avada Kedavra will result in the SEAL getting immediately incapacitated, but not dead.

As for the regular spells, the student will know where the SEAL is long before the SEAL knows where the student is. His only advantage, the element of surprise, is thus lost. Maybe the SEAL can set up traps using whatever he finds to get some sort of advantage back. A tripwire will do. If he can make her drop her wand, he wins.
All other scenarios will end up with him getting incapacitated or otherwise immobilized after an unsucessful bullrush.

>>53648161
>navy SEAL knows nothing about magic
>hogwarts girl probably thinks he is magic
Assuming the SEAL goes for the kill with his dagger-stick, couldn't she just knock him out with a spell? I imagine the latin and bright light will confuse him, allowing it to hit him.

>>53648476
Spec ops get training with light flashes and weird noises so they would not be confused or startled on the battlefield. Hell nowadays even army regular goes through it. So no.

>>53648374
>the SEAL is mentally hardened.
You sure about that? Seems to me like even your desk jockeys end up totally broken PTSD-ridden shells nowadays.

Meanwhile, Hogwarts is full so much lethal shit it's a wonder the students don't spend every day crying under their beds.

Why didn't harry just shoot voldemort?

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>>53647835
>the "my favorite side is competent and the other side is oblivious" argument

>>53648667
'cuse he have no gun training (and so terrible accuracy even at close range), cannot legaly get a gun due to being underage and Brithish (their government seem to hate the idea of civilians owning any weapons, even knives) and have no underworld connections to get it illegally

>>53647677
I need proofs before I give proofs.

>>53648715
Why didn't the british army just shoot him then? The muggle prime minister knew what was going on, didn't he?

Aha, a trick question!
While a slav with any gun and a reasonable amounts of ammo, even with shaky aim, would most likely defeat a bunch of people shooting stuff with speed comparable to a cheap firework and with dubious accuracy, we must remember that the gun was found in Pripyat and thus, most likely contains less than 10 bullets.

>>53648741
And now you know how stupid the Harry potter setting is.

>>53648741
Because all the places important to wizards are warded so no muggles are going to go near them.

>>53648741
I'm pretty sure he was told that shit be on fire yo and not much else.

I would also play It safe If as far as I would know the wizard world was populated by a bunch of Dr. Stranges

>>53645983
>JK seems to think her wizarding world would get fucking raped by a normie with a shotgun.
People SAY she thinks that, but no one is able to show which interview she supposedly said it in. Frankly, at this point it just seems like something some butthurt gun-nut made up.

>>53648741
Imagine you're a British citizen. You haven't seen the Sun in months and the Queen just screamed 'OI, IT BE THREE BONG', which makes you late for tea. Then you see on the telly that the armies are mobilizing their rooty tooty point and shooties because the PM says there's wizard ruffians running around.
"Not voting for that m8", you think.

>>53648757
cyka blyat

>>53638862
>In the Harry Potter universe, magic-users understand guns to be "wands that muggles use to kill each other with"
>Death Eaters have to say "Avarda Kedavra!" to shoot one spell that kills instantly, but can miss
>If they all miss, they have to say the spell again to cast it
>Slav doesn't have to say "aбpa кeдaбpa!" to fire every bullet in his magazine into these robed weirdos, but probably does anyway
>A single bullet travels faster than a syllable
I think the Slav has the clear advantage here He could probably take them out in one go if they are bunched up.

>>53648757
>not thinking the Slav wouldn't be able to kill 10 people with 8 bullets
>not clubbing the last wizard like what a Canadian does to a baby seal
Bы дaжe пытaeтecь?

>>53638862
If the conflict is joined at short range, some of the wizards die, but the slav catches death.
Mid to long range with good Line of Sight, the Slav wins due to the long cast time of spells and their less than stellar accuracy.
In a condition where the combatants start knowing they have an enemy in the area but not where said enemy is, the Death Eaters take it trivially, suffering casualties only to completely random blind fire since they can easily get the drop on the slav.

>>53640484
They know about guns but they vastly underestimate them.

>>53652735
You clearly have no idea how an automatic gun works - or more importantly how it fails to work.

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>>53652922
Comrade, they will not be findings the slav even if they are the looking for him. Slavs are what we call, sneaky breeki

>>53653005
You clearly have no idea how a Harry Potter wand works - or more importantly how it fails to work.

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>>53652922
How will they be winning when their wand is bomb?

>>53638862
I can't remember literally any reason given in the harry potter series for why wizards don't use guns other than "Muggle tech, hah, who do you think we are, plebeians?"
The reason wizards have to live as a secret society is because if the greater world found out about them a single disgruntled cheeki breeki could wipe their entire civilisation.
I mean, this fucker was supposed to be the lord of evil, a threat to the world entire, and he had an army of what, fifty? Who couldn't even take over a school? And could only fire an avadakebabna as quickly as it takes to say it, a spell that can be completely countered by a wizard who knows any spell that shoots a beam (because wizard duels).
Magic is nearly useless in Harry Potter, anything it can do technology can do better, with very limited exceptions (flying mostly).

>>53648715
There are SOME guns in Britain, man. There's a shooting range about ten minutes from my house, and although security is pretty damn tight there he can go invisible, teleport, wipe memories and undo any mundane lock. That's a ten minute job tops, and I suppose he can practice there legally too if he has time, with polyjuice if he needs it. I know target shooting isn't anywhere near the same as actual combat, but he'll at least learn the basics with the reasonably low-caliber guns they have there.

A quick poke on their website says they offer shooting sessions with a .50 cal and some AR-15s, so not just pissy .22s either.

>>53653159
What I want to know is why nobody ever notices the "Unblockable" AK spell bounces off fairly mundane cover. Grave headstones and walls have both stopped it in the past, why not levitate shields or just dive behind walls and stuff? Fuck, that's basic human instinct and five seconds thought even, not just not knowing how to fight properly.

>>53653159
My impression is that wizards used to be more powerful but started decaying (probably due to all that cousin loving the pure-bloods did) some time in the past and the current guys are just shit-tier compared to the guys of old.

>>53653317
In Fantastically Overrated, Wizards can create pocket dimensions much bigger than in the main series and rule New York from the shadows, mass-mind wiping the populace regularly. It's not a bad theory, when you compare that film to the actions of the most powerful wizards of the main series.

>>53638862
Slav. Hands down
>>53653377
Word of god on this though says that a gun can kill ANY wizard

>>53653377
>Fantastically Overrated
???
Oh, you mean that new movie they made to milk the franchise a little more? When is it supposed to be set?

>>53642232
That's bullshit, fragment maybe, but if he got shot in the head with 7.62 he'd be fucking dead

>>53653466
1920s or so, I can't remember.
Don't bother, I have no clue why it got such good reviews. It's a scooby doo cartoon with worse acting and writing, and less direction, being that it changes tone and focus completely about three times.

>>53642826
The Brits never tried to to take their guns
Next you'll be telling men that the revolution wasn't a civil war and that the Boston massacre was pure evil the rioters dindu nuffin

>>53653466
>When is it supposed to be set?
I believe it was suppose to be in the late 20's. Personally, it was a shitty movie that I was happy to pirate, because those Hollywood faggots are never going to get my money by making shitty movies that milk already dead franchises. Also I might as well say that I hate trans-wizards and any piece of shit that says "muggles"

>>53653504
IT'S SLAV MAGIC,I AIN'T GOTTA EXPLAIN SHIT.

>>53653644
Those Chechen knives must be pretty good at countering magic

sanctioned psyker vs deatheaters?

>>53653577
what about no-mags anon [insert lenny face here because fucking spam filter blocks it]
that is honestly what american wizards call muggles
and it's pronounced nomajs

>>53653668
underrated, you sick cunt.

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>>53641182
>Rowling has said multiple times that a wizard would lose in a straight fight against a guy with a gun

No she didn't.

>>53645983
>JK seems to think her wizarding world would get fucking raped by a normie with a shotgun.

She never actually said that, though.

>>53646569
>Didn't Rowling admit that a regular guy with a gun could easily kill Voldemort?
No, she never said anything like this.

Ms. Rowling keeps trying to milk her dead franchise with Fantastic Beasts, but I swear to god she could make a gorrilion dollars by writing a story set in the Cold War were a pacifist wizard travels to one of the many proxy wars(Afghanistan or something) to try and settle things peacefully- through force.

Also, slavs going cheeki breeki cyka what the blyat when they get their ass-kicked by some idealistic witch/wizard.

Anyone who says "man with gun" when he's against ten men armed with instantly fatal curses (or, assuming they don't want him dead, complete petrification), the ability to disguise themselves into any object animate or inanimate, teleport at will and instant speed, detect hiding humans, and even more bullshit I'm forgetting is retarded.

I'd give it to the wizard 1v1, even, unless they start within a few feet of each other with no prep time.

>>53654484
Wizards in Harry Potter are fucking retarded and would never think of all of that, not by themselves at least.

>>53654582

They teach all that to kids. Every single person who went to school knows it.

>>53647864
Never out of a muggles hands though, and everyone knows 'zards dump STR.

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>>53654484
>when he's against ten men armed with instantly fatal curses
which take time to cast, can miss, and aren't that much deadlier than a gun

>the ability to disguise themselves into any object animate or inanimate
I don't think we've ever seen a wizard actually use this to ambush someone though. Wizards be stupid yo.

>teleport at will and instant speed
Admittedly very powerful, IF they know where you are.

>detect hiding humans
Only IF they know you're hiding

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>>53639915
>but his lack of training at actually aiming the rifle, maintenance and ammunition conservation means that he's amazing inefficient at it.

Every slav understands AK like they understand rape and vodka

>>53654615
Meant to say, they would never think of using all of that in actual warfare.
Just look at how Voldemort and his Deatheaters got BTFO like retards.

>>53654068
You know it pal
So did the conscripts

>>53654687
>aren't that much deadlier than a gun

"Killing someone instantly with the smallest touch" is not "not much deadlier than a bullet which has to hit a smaller part of the human and even then might leave them time to retaliate".

And there's no reason to believe that wizarding soldiers are any less competent at aiming than muggle soldiers; the projectile is just slower.

Nor do I see any argument for "wizards are stupid". They're ignorant of muggle tech, but they know damn well how magic works.

>Admittedly very powerful, IF they know where you are.
>Only IF they know you're hiding

You can't just say "well the slav gets to know he's in a fight but the wizard(s) don't".

>>53640484
They had to explain what a gun was when reporting the muggle version of the Sirius Black scare

>>53654720

How does wizards losing to more powerful wizards prove anything about the competency of wizards in general?

>>53648161
>average Navy SEAL
The SEAL gets drunk and rapes the student in a back alley and then goes on to write a book about how he took down Voldemort himself while surrounded by a dozen Death Eaters.

>>53654065
Just as bad. You get a RRRREEEE out of 10 from me. My hatred stems from the fact that I was raised Pagan by my parents and then Harry fuckwad comes rolling out and my religion becomes a fucking joke. I celebrate the gods with sacrifices of grain and wine, and yet these fuckers come out of the word works with their "muggles" and bullshit. Rowling brought all these ridiculous people out of the wood works and they jumped on my religion. Faggots call non-pagan people "muggles", which drives me up the wall because it's mocking my religion. They're worse then the Asatru (Norse worshipers),and those faggots are faggots of the highest degree.

>>53654842
>I was raised pagan
What's it like being a full time LARPer?

>>53653005
You know what a fire selector is, right?

>>53642713
>engravings
>tactical advantage
choose one

>>53648684
To be fair, wizards are shown to be absolute retards on average.
Dumbledore was practically unique by merit of giving enough of a shit about muggles to understand them and actually succeeding (unlike Arthur), all while being magically born

>>53654801
Voldemort is not your average wizard, he was supposed to be the top dog.

>>53654897
I've got a feeling you don't actually give a shit, you just want to insult me because I don't follow an Abrahamic religion, nor did I allow my fedora to grow so big that I don't have any wonder about the universe. However, seeing I don't really get to talk about it that much, it's perfectly fine. I worship my gods, I do my rituals, I get my jimmies rustled by most other pagans(since I find their faith to be very lacking. They're there for the party, not the religion), I get to sigh when people say I'm a LARPer, I had people try to take me away from my parents when I was a kid because I wasn't Christian. Want to know anything else?

>>53655091
Fuck off varg

>>53654781
>but they know damn well how magic works
And yet we don't see a single line about that because Rowling is an hack.
Even Snape creating the Sectumsempra felt like he pulled it out of his ass, Rowling never go into detail on how magic actually work.
For the better and for the worse, if we actually knew, it wouldn't be magic anymore but just another kind of science

>>53653159
I'm pretty sure it gets mentioned that large amounts of magic starts fucking with technology, or at least electricity.

Also, Voldemort was still rebuilding the Death Eaters at the time of Deathly Hallows. Even then, he was making alliances that would have given muggles a lot of trouble, like Dementors (who muggles have no way to fight) and giants.

Thing is, he doesn't really need to rule by force. He's got teleportation, scrying, perfect disguises, and mind control. It's mentioned a few times that what really created so much terror the first time around was that you could never be certain that someone isn't a sleeper agent or secretly a Death Eater.

>>53655155
Doubt Kristian goes onto 4chan, degeneracy and all that jazz. However, you good sir, can lick the shit out of my ass like the good little faggot you are.

>>53655443
Autism truely speaks

>>53655209
>if we actually knew, it wouldn't be magic anymore but just another kind of science
Bit too late for that since it's still something that's been systemized enough to cram into an eight year curriculum.

>>53655443
christcenteredgamer actually post on /v/ sometimes and often in lewd japanese game threads.
They notably actually play game to (near) completion before writing a review.

>>53654842
>My hatred stems from the fact that I was raised Pagan by my parents and then Harry fuckwad comes rolling out and my religion becomes a fucking joke. I celebrate the gods with sacrifices of grain and wine, and yet these fuckers come out of the word works with their "muggles" and bullshit. Rowling brought all these ridiculous people out of the wood works and they jumped on my religion.

Your religion is a joke, anon. Your parents sound like right-wing hippies who were one puff away from naming you Starshine Moonwave.

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>>53655550
He's talking about Varg.

>>53638862
Depends on whether one party knows that the other is coming and the location. If the death eaters are prepared and know where the slav is they would probably just teleport behind/above him and unsheathe their wands.

>>53655625
Whoops, should have read the previous posts.

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>>53654842
>I was raised Pagan by my parents and then Harry fuckwad comes rolling out and my religion becomes a fucking joke.

You and your religion were a joke long before Harry Potter.

>>53654842
As a catholic, I feel the need to inform you your faith ranks slightly lower than that of protestants but a good deal above that of mormons

>>53655691
How does it compares to Muslims?

>>53655709
I can't answer that out of concern for being called /pol/
Like, I was already risking it, but... I was RISKING it

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>>53652788
Я гopжycь тoбoй, внyчoк

>>53640484
From what I remember, Wizards know about guns. But only barely. They know about shit like, flintlocks. even a nugget would be beyond them

>>53655709
Does it really matter whose stupid fairy tales are more or less stupid?

>>53647545
You're thinking of wizards from Dresden Files, where for the longest time (until the 20th century basically) they could barely have lit candles in their studies because anything "high tech" would get shorted out by their magic.

In Dresden Files, it's described as, "anything that would refute the existence of magic" gets shorted out. So in the books, it's most modern day equipment: computers, TVs, cameras, cell phones, elevators, modern day cars, etc.

However, Dresden (along with some other mages) have created "dampening spells" that let them walk around in public and not fry every electronic device around them. Basically, so long as they don't try to use magic and focus hard on suppressing the innate magical aura they emit, they don't fry anything.

>>53655897
>Does it really matter whose stupid fairy tales are more or less stupid?
No, but someone's probably going to call you a fedora for pointing this out.

>>53655593
Parents are left-wing, and what fucktard names a child Starshine Moonwave?
>Your religion is a joke, anon.
To you it is, to me it isn't. Who's opinion do you believe I care for?
>>53655660
Same goes to you. Laugh all you want, but I don't give a shit. You do what you do, and I'll do what I do
>>53655691
Well, that hurts I'm lower then protestants but I'm happy that you don't consider me mormon level. I respect catholics because the ones I've met take their religion seriously, unlike the protestants I've met.
>>53655772
I like you to, grandpa.

>>53655593
>right-wing hippies
This post wins 23 "lolwuts"

>>53656010
Unlike those fags, I'm very curious about your system of beliefs. Blog at me bro.

>>53656010
>fucktard names a child Starshine Moonwave?
I'm sure Zappa would have got there eventually, if he kept having kids.

>>53655091
>you just want to insult me because I don't follow an Abrahamic religion
I'm pretty sure he wanted to insult you because you follow a religion, Anon. Full stop.

>>53654842
> They're worse then the Asatru (Norse worshipers)
What kind of special snowflake pagan "religion" are you following then?

>>53654897
>Pagans are LARPers
Go back to trolling the Norse/Pagan general.

>>53656336
What were his kids names again? Moon unit was the girl and... Okay, I know his son's name, and the fact that he wasn't allowed to name his son that, but later on the son just changed his name to that, but I can NOT even BEGIN to guess how his name is spelled

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>>53656276
>Millennial realises that not all hippies were left-wing

>>53656276
https://www.google.com/search?q=right-wing+hippies

>>53656010
>Parents are left-wing, and what fucktard names a child Starshine Moonwave?
The same kind of fucktards that raise their kids to believe in witches or whatever

>>53656378
Yeah, Moon Unit is the only one I can remember off the top of my head. I feel like she may have had a short-lived solo career of her own, actually (possibly under a different name). Could be mis-remembering.

>>53656399
>Peace, Love, and Heil Hitler

>>53656408
>The same kind of fucktards that raise their kids to believe in witches or whatever
So christians, muslims, hindus and probably more?

>>53638862
>10 guys shooting insta-death curses at him
yeah, he kills a bunch but if even a single one manages to finish saying "avada kevadra" he's dead.

So it depends on how spread out are the wizards.
If they're bunched up, slav wins, if not, death eaters win.

>>53656408
>https://www.google.com/search?q=right-wing+hippies
All of the first 100 hits or so are either very old actual hippies (people's values tend to become more conservative over time, and it's been 5 decades, so no surprise there) or modern poseurs dressed up in hippy costumes. The actual hippies stood in STARK opposition to the political right wing of the time... that was the whole point of the movement. Since we were talking about Moonshine Microwave's parents giving him a comical summer-of-love type name, I thought it was understood we were referring to Ye Olde Hippies.

>>53656508
The rate of fire of them death spells is limited by their ability to speak really fast.

Also, they have to aim that shit and If the books or the movies are anything to go by, deatheaters have stormtrooper tier aim.

The spells are also perfectly dodgeable.

>>53656680
>The rate of fire of them death spells is limited by their ability to speak really fast.
Yes, that was addressed. But you're not going to kill 10 spread out guys in one burst before one of them finish saying avada kevadra

> If the books or the movies are anything to go by, deatheaters have stormtrooper tier aim.
Oh, so they will instantly kill the slav. Did you forget what stormtrooper aim actually means? It means "misses the protagonist, but is 100% accurate against other mooks".
And slavs are the real life version mooks.

>>53656455
>So christians, muslims, hindus and probably more?

t. Chris Christianson

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>>53655443
>varg is not a /tg/ regular

>>53642232
Remove last AA panel and you have perfect Marine vs Guard image for filename threads

>>53656807
>I have no argument so I better try and guess his name
Sorry, but I ain't Danish.

>>53647545
Hogwarts has a field that stops technology from working, if I remember correctly. A lot of the students come from half-magic (or even muggle) families so it wouldn't make sense that there is no walkman ever in the whole damn school unless theres an anti-techfield. I dont have real proof though

>>53640284

Sirius Black was considered "extremely dangerous" because he was armed with a gun and Rowling has stated that guns don't show up in Harry Potter because they'd be overpowered.

>>53648374
Cruciatus isn't dependant on armor though? Its a kill-all spell. A very local nuclear bomb. A shotgun to the face, but somehow from a distance.

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>>53638862
Depends on who wins the initiative roll, I guess?

>>53648762
General Bastard, there's a bloody wizard going about with no nose, killing (somewhat) british and magical citizens. Deal with it! Also they can control minds from a distance... and cast a little green light at you that kills you despite your armor and can make you dance until you drop. As a matter of fact, twelve year olds can do that. And have done so. But please go look in... someplace, somewhere for this dark wizard and kill him for the queen! God bless and tally ho!

>>53654687

Can you please stop saying "X be Y yo"? This isn't your Instagram.

>>53653159
The only person that ever countered an avada kedavra is harry potter. Because of some soulshard bullshit, but still.

>>53638862
Harry Potter wizards are shit at fighting, their true strength lies in magical concealment, memory modification, and the ability to teleport fucking anywhere instantly.

If the slav gets the drop on the group, he'd probably only be able to down half of them before the rest poof away, fire back, or brain fuck him into forgetting what he's doing. If the wizards are hunting him, he's fucked.

If we assume no-retreat arena combat, the slav would probably still lose due to sheer numbers. 3-5 wizards would probably be a better match. Remember, a wizard in combat is a flying black cloud that shoots energy bolts.

Depends on one single factor

How far are the wizards away from eachother?

If they're clumped together, the slav wins. If they're spaced so that the slav can't kill them all with a single burst, the slav dies

>>53661236
Cruciatus isn't a kill spell, it's a torture spell. And if Avada Kedavra, the actual kill spell, is armor dependant Cruciatus has to be too.

>>53661231
>Sirius Black was considered "extremely dangerous" because he was armed with a gun
That's what the magical people told the Muggles to make them stay away from Black. Also, anyone with a gun, a rap sheet and an arrest order is "extremely dangerous" anywhere in the world, specially in England where it is not normal to have guns.

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>>53640284
What's the sauce on that webm?

>>53663054
Poorly shooped picture is poorly shooped. MTFs don't have the SCP logo on them, and Flandre would be a Keter-class uncontainable entity, walking XK, that can still be bargained with but won't because nobody wants another Able. The Foundation's best bet is to leave containment to the SDM.

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>>53661591
Another factor to consider: the possibility that at least one of the Death Eaters is a Slav immigrant.

>>53663054

A tv series called Legion, apparently.

>>53638862
Well seeing as the slav is most likely drunk he will be spouting nigh incomprehensible words, which in turn the wizards will think hes try to cast a spell and counter it. Only to be shot and or smashed in the face with endless 1kg pieces of bread.

>>53655691
>Anyone lower than the fuckin proddie bastards
Yer not a true catholic you English scum.