Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1540: Back to the Past Edition

>>53638550
>try to bench press truck for gains
>body is crushed with the pressure between the truck and the ground

>>53638555
It's just annoying how common it is.

>>53638668
You are getting too autistic here, you can lift X amount by buying strong perks. Your body can handle that amount.

>>53638609
>Thread name
KOTOR! What are you up to?
Is that Samurai Jack Jump Imaged yet?

If not, you might want to look at the Physical Enhancements side of the jump. Some of the perks are overpriced or weak.

Like super speed is both more expensive and slower then Flight. You'd think it would be faster because it is land 2d versus flights 3d movement, and then faster still because it costs twice as much.

Is Jack unaging longevity over 50 years covered by a perk like Regeneration, Indomitable Will, his unbreakable sword, or something unknown not offered by any perk because it is never explained well enough?

Should Enhanced Reflexes be part of Enhanced Speed or Enhanced Agility?

>>53638609
>#1540
Yall niggers need to go outside.

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>Not Scottish Beauties Edition
baka

>>53638774
You mean, with the bees?

>>53638701
I thought he was explained to be unaging because of the time portal..or something.

>>53638785
The bees are inside too though.

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So what's your animal?

>>53638785
>You mean, with the bees?
It is nice to know I am not alone.

>>53638774
>going outside
>in this weather

No. I'll take this over the constant barrages of lightning bolts and sheets of rain with the occasional break for the day star to send UV lasers down to fry me like an egg.

>>53638804
Wolves.
I also like foxes.
I don't like dogs. They're like crappy counterfeit wolves.

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>>53638804
Aside from being a cat thanks to Soul Eater, I also tend to have a lot of cats helping me out in various jumps.

>>53638925
>I don't like dogs

Begone.

>>53638804
Bats and Bees I guess

>>53638959
But then who will make an actual Bayonetta jump?

>>53638804
Lemming.

>>53638804
I'm fond of Owls, Snakes, and Dolphins.

>>53638804
Magpies, snakes, and cats

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>>53638804
Cuttlefish.

>>53638804
Not really big on critters.
But I do have dog, big-ass bat, and big-ass snake alt-forms.

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>>53639144
GIVE US THE CUTTLEFISH!

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>>53638804
Rats. I'm basically vermin myself.

>>53638804
humans

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Repost for new thread and you all must have missed it because there wasnt any shitposting.

>>53637968
That requires me to know the setting. And THAT requires me to watch the show.

Hell the fuck no.

>>53639261
...this isn't actually finished right?

>>53639261
Slow Growth seems like something a determined jumper could build up, just spam fireball for years in a pocket dimension and without any boosts it could destroy a planet.

>>53639261
>Bunch of percentage effects that boost all powers
>2000cp drawbgack limit despite there being so little
>There's so little overall
Blade, it couldn't be more transparent that you're making this for certain powers. You've put zero effort into the setting, as usual.

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>>53638804
I'm too plasma-y to associate much with animals these days.

Back in the day, I had a certain affinity for moths, spiders and mantis shrimps though.

Some of my least devas are probably based on them. The bit of me that used to be a bit of Chakravartin is a Third Circle Soul, after all.

>>53639261
Here you go. Some shitposting. Second time lucky.
>>53639338

>>53639320
Not to be picky but that describes every xianxia.

>>53639349
Man astral layers must be really strange for you if you have it.

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>>53638804
WOLVES ARE STRONK

>>53639461
I get Geralt vibes from him.

>>53639261
>Swinging All Day
Infinite fighting stamina, including no need to eat or sleep during, for 100cp?

>Criticial Hit
Up to TEN times as much? And why si it purchaseable multiple times?

>Bear Asses
Buy from who? You've given fuck all info on the setting, who and how does this work with?

>Prestige
Needs more detail on how it works. Do you erase all your progress at everything or just one thing? How much do these relics upgrade things?

>Slow Growth
Too good if it applies to everything. You should limit this somehow, given it's better then other things at it's current cost.

>Jump Attack
FIFTY TIMES? And it gets stronger? No.

>Critical Up
Basically the same issues as the earlier critical perk.

>Poison Touch
There's far too many massive multipliers and hard numbers in this jump Blade. Given how light it is on everything else, it really makes it hard to not think you made the jump explicitly for these sort of insane multipliers. A guarantee of dealing 15 attacks at x15 power is too much.

>Berserker
FORTY. Your attempt at making it seem less OP is pretty shit too, unless you're saying all the multipliers don't scale with you out of the gauntlet.

>Midas Touch
A perk that seems fitting and also way overpriced compared to all the massive damage multipliers you have.

contd

>>53639427
Why is a tapping game being compared to xianxia?

>>53639261
Most of the free perks shouldn't be free, just Monsters Carry Money? and Swinging All Day. There's no point in starting a gauntlet off with 0 CP if you're just going to give them over 1200CP worth of perks temporarily.

>No Bear Asses
DOES it actually ramp up fast? Or is every purchase still just a little better than the one before?

>Slow Growth
+2% power for everything permanently for every single time you use it is too strong. Needs quickly diminishing returns

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Alright…that's just about everything I need. I can finally get out and stretch my muscles a little bit. And not a moment too soon.
>"…you're sure?"
I'm sure.
>"This is the moment you've been building up to, isn't it? The moment I've always worried about. You don't have to."
I said I would, so I'm going to. Besides…this is what we've both wanted for a long time."
>"…alright. I'll put my faith in you, then."

Jump 84: Zendikar
Origin: Drop-In
Faction: Hermit
Location: Eye of Ugin [OVERRIDE]
Age: 27
Race: Human
Perks:
Chill of the Void
There Are Always Customers
Manavore [900]
Direction Without A Name [700]
Devoid [400]

Lands:
Island x10 [0]

Items:
Traveler's Boots
Kor Hooks

Drawbacks:
A Grim Certainty - They're already here. [600]

I've always thought of myself as a human. Not 'wizard-spider-cyborg, etc.'. Just human. After all, I was still motivated by my own emotions more than anything else, chasing after my guiding star even to the detriment to myself. That's not to say I've not accomplished a lot, even without the help of my companions. I've taken the office of Sorcerer Supreme seriously each time I've worn it, defending Earth and other worlds from whatever horrors sought to exploit it, or gods who passed judgement without care for the collateral.

But even if I have to admit, this is toeing the line more than a little bit.

I've devised a ritual that will fuel my ascension and launch my soul into a higher dimension, my body becoming completely vestigial and the soul able to use all forms and functions that my body would. My soul is completely inviolable now, and much stronger after decades of cultivation and training, before getting a large boost from becoming a human SOUL in the last world. So this effectively means that I would only need to interact with the physical world as much as I want to. As if sensing my motivation for wanting to undergo this transformation, a piece of the Eldrazi seems to have crept into my abilities this second time around.

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>>53639526
Maybe this is completely unnecessary. After all, as flesh and blood, I've been amazingly accomplished to this point. But after the events in the previous few jumps, I realize being made vulnerable by virtue of flesh was dangerous. I was a living connection to other worlds. Who knew what would happen if someone else found a way to exploit or break that? I'd rather my title not become anymore literal than it has already been.

Just as my least-hated mentor Dr. Stephen Strange made a wager with Death to cheat the curse of aging, I would gamble my soul to take a step forward into a higher plane of existence. If enlightenment exists somewhere in the multiverse, I acknowledge this is effectively cheating and taking a shortcut. But that's what a Sorcerer does. We do what we must, because we can.

The Battle for Zendikar rages behind and around me. I take small steps to ensure that the time loop is closed and that the two who arrive meet their eventual demise, but no further. Once the leylines had finished their mission, I finally primed the ritual and all the mana I could possibly gather, using what materials left from the Hedrons I could locate.

The world shudders as I am enveloped by Heaven's Feel, bolstered by the alien essence now carried in my body. I can feel my physical senses change from nerves to instinct, my flesh becoming little more than an extension of my soul. I can feel it. Finally, I've taken a step beyond what I was before, finding the ideal form for sorcery. I…I…!

…don't feel all that different.

…hm.

That was anti-climactic. I feel like I might have gotten a bigger result if I put more thought into this?

Eh, whatever. It's close enough. I'll take my new soul-body and start seeing how far I can push my magic. At least, in the Mirror Dimension. I need to hide from the locals before they figure out what I've done, Decade, AWAY!

>>53639491
It's probably the beard.

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https://pastebin.com/4NbeVULJ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yenZUBoCp4

>Eevee's pretty lucky he wasn't worth bumping off that day. It's too bad nobody could understand what he was saying, but he could give good enough hints. At least they knew what a question mark was.

>The rippling pool leads him to...

>A suburban house's garage, which smells of alcohol.
>Los Angeles, California. But... when?
>A war room containing three flags. One white with a red sun, one red with yellow tools and a star, and one blue with a white bird.
>A heavenly mountain? A robotic city? A dark castle? A powerful palace? What is this place?
>A tea party between a giant hairy Persian and that warm light he met in the void.
>Standing in front of a human. A girl with pink hair? Or maybe an old man? They look surprised to see him.

>>53639261
contd

So first issue. Most of these are percentage based effects that buff all your powers and they're fucking insane at that. If you were clear that they were only skills from this jump, it'd be fine but the level of boosting and alteration you're doing to other perks makes it obscene.

>Cooldown Amulet
Broken but whatever. These can only be given to one skill each right? You can't stack them?

>Critical Token
Again with the MASSIVE increases in damage multipliers

>Extenders
These are even worse at the bullshit they can do, especially since there's no upper limit, despite you mentioning a maximum. Limit these to skills from this jump or at least bother to put a max on them.

>Book of Prestige
Might be useful if you actually gave us any idea of how this process worked. The relic perk gave no indication you could get more then one relic per prestige as implied here.

>Insert blah blah blah about being the chosen hero
Doing lazy stuff like this only makes it more clear why you make jumps like this and it's not a good look.

>Drawback cap
Why is it so damn high when you have so few drawbacks and so few things to buy in the rest of the jump? The drawbacks themselves seem really weak and made to be cheesed for lots of CP too. Most of them amount to making rooms easier and justifying it by saying you'll need to travel longer, not exactly a harsh downside for the hundreds of CP you're getting back.

>>53639261
You see a jump for a clicker needs perks that give you some serious escalation potential, that is the entire point of clicker/idle games. That said such perks would be too powerful for such settings, making the prospects of a jump for one rather dubious.

>>53639683
Perhaps one might see the basic solution of making perks that are good escalation for clicker games and not for EVERYTHING EVER INCLUDING ALL POWERS AND ABILITIES.

This seems like a fairly basic thing to do.

>>53639658
>A heavenly mountain? A robotic city? A dark castle? A powerful palace? What is this place?

>>53639261
Why do you keep turning phone games into things that give you massive power ups? I just don't get it.

>>53639658
>Standing in front of a human. A girl with pink hair? Or maybe an old man? They look surprised to see him.

>>53638804
I tend to hover around boars, insects in general, especially butterflies and grasshoppers/locusts. Oh, and dragons, of course.

>>53639693
>Cookie Clicker
>Perks centered around running a cookie factory and advertising your cookies
>Drawbacks include unleashing cookie-based apocalypses on the world, and even future worlds if you can't stop it there

>>53639714
>Oh why do those dang SBers keep making jumps?

>>53638804
Snakes. I like snakes.

Apparently Blade did that tapping gauntlet in 3 hours and boasts about it.

No wonder it's so empty of content and quality.

>>53639877
Could he try actually making something good and bragging about that? No one brags about being a quick shot, speed is only impressive if you're doing something with that time.

>>53639320
As far as i'm concerned, this stuff is all self contained, which should actually solve a lot of the problems. Slow growth only effects the stuff in jumps.

>>53639693
I have zero problem making this self contained.

>>53639497
>>53639659
Not going to respond individually, but all of this is noted.

>>53639877
As compared to my usual months?

>>53639910
All the records have already been set. So it isn't going to be easy for poor Blade.

>>53639969
>the stuff in jumps
...please tell me you meant 'in jump' and not 'in all jumps'

>>53639969
You're right. This is as shit as your normal work. That's more depressing because it means that spending months on something barely improves it from you spending hours on it.

>>53639969
>All of this is noted
So a few changes and most of it's ignored? Give him actual answers Blade, for once in your time here actually take action to make yourself look better instead of look worse.

>>53639969
For all you talk about skills in the jump and out of it, you seem to have forgotten to, you know, actually fucking explain what they are and what you get in jump.

I think you should learn to stop boasting when your speed has apparently made you just cut seemingly important parts from the jump in order to get it 'done' faster.

>>53640019
He's the kind of jumpmaker who thinks that massively upgrading everything you ever receive by several orders of magnitude is a good idea because, once upon a time, your great great great great great grandaddy was amazing.

>>53639658
That first one is Rick and Morty, isn't it.

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Jump # 135 Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha (Free choice)
Age: 13
Gender: Female
Origin: Wanderer (0)
Perks:
*Age is no Barrier (0)
*Well Adjusted (0)
*Zenryoku Zenkai! (100, Discount)
*Power of friendship (300, Discount)
*Ace of Aces (600)
Magic:
*Potential: S (400)
*System – Mid-Childan (0)
*Spells – Shooting type, Bombardment type, Magic Enhanced Attack , Barrier and Shields, Capture type spells (0)
Equipment
*Stack of Cash (0)
*Sponsored by Pizza Hut (0)
Companions
*My Friends and Me (200)
*Jumpers Squad 7 (400)
Devices (+1000 DP)
*More Device points (200 CP)
*Handling - Weapon Type
*Form - Standard form(Import -Caliburn), Device form, Shooting form (200 DP)
*Intelligence - Intelligent (100 DP)
*Add Systems -Auto Repair, Accelerated Charge System Cartridge system, Bit System (550 DP)
Barrier Jacket
*Form - Sonic form, (100)
*Enhancements: Sonic Boost (50)
Drawbacks
*Lost Lugia Magnet (+100)
*Befriending (+100)
*Hooked (+100)
*Clothing Damage (+100)
*What Evacuation sirens (+200)
Scenarios
* A mother’s Love (+ 300)
*Material L-S-D (+300)

Companions
*Arcueid, YuBel, Doom-chan, Adam Jensen, Snowflame; Background: Backwater, Ace of Aces, Potential: AA
*Rick, Sans, Eyes, Van Hellsing: Background: Civilian; Device Meister, Potential: AA
*Gemini Elves Background: Wanderer: Potential: AAA,
* Tamamo, Dark Magician Girl, Magician’s Valkeria, Akitsu, Makoto, Death; Background: Wanderer: Potential: S

Devices (All)
*Handling - Weapon Type
*Form - Standard form, Device form, Shooting form, Sealing form
*Intelligence - Intelligent
*Add Systems -Auto Repair, Accelerated Charge System
Barrier Jacket
*Form - Sonic form
*Enhancements: Sonic Boost

So the story for this went a little long so I pastebined it. https://pastebin.com/Qww7uTS6

Does anyone have an idea of how I could turn the Treant Parasite from Skullgirls into Sapient Pearwood from Discworld?

>>53637543
Tobirama pls go

>>53639989
well, in gauntlet if you want to get technical, but yes.

>>53640019
>>53639497
swinging all day is conditional on actually fighting, so yes 100 cp. critical hit has ten as it's base ingame, and multiple times is more a better chance, and is removed. Bear asses i dont understand the question, you just throw money at them and they upgrade. Prestige resets everything in the gauntlet to generate relics, and upgrades are generaly in the pattern of +2%, then it goes to +4, +6, and two more for every upgrade, or whatever the base amount was. Slow growth is now limited to the gauntlet. Jump attack being fifty is it's base number, i can nerf it if you want. Critical up I can lower the range on i guess? Poision touch, the whole game is hard numbers, what do you suggest? berserker is, again, the base number, I can nerf it if you want. Midas touch, I can price drop to 400 or 300 i guess?

>>53639524
Most of those not being free is noted, and most are no longer free. Bear asses is something like adding 40 damage with one purchase, then 45, then 50, so it is relatively slow once you get up there because the enemies scale faster. Slow growth is now limited to ingauntlet stuff, or do you think it need more nerfing?

>>53639659
I have no problem making this self contained. Each purchase is one skill, i don't care if you use the same object for multiple skills as long as you buy it multiple times. Critical Token, will lower the range. Extenders the 'maximum' is how long till theres no point to upgrading it, aka the skill is always on, but technically you an keep going. Prestige will clarify. Blah Blah Blah will remove. Drawback cap, the drawbacks are mostly multi purchase so i didnt think i'd need a whole bunch, cap was just whatever.

>>53640019
Done.

>>53640253
>sapient pearwood
Do not waifu the Luggage.

>>53640356
I just want magic wood legs.

>>53640290
Lower all the damage and strength multipliers, from criticals to berserker. If you're limiting all your percentage and power growers, those multipliers become a lot more appealing for working on out of jump things.

>Drawbacks
Then at least make the drawbacks worse, especially since the multi buy ones, where most of the CP comes from, are barely drawbacks.

>Whole game is hard numbers
Pick a game that isn't? The problem i see is that you don't seem to give a shit about the game itself. You've certainly given almost nothing to showing what it's about or why it's cool or what's good about the setting. You complain about your hands being tied because of hard numbers yet it seems like hard numbers are why you chose to make this.

>>53640290
>Slow growth is now limited to ingauntlet stuff, or do you think it need more nerfing?
Assuming from the example that Jump Attack gets another +1 multiplier every time it's used, and you used it once a day for an entire jump, it would be doing 3610x damage. And Jump Attack is the weakest skill.

So yeah, implement some kind of diminishing returns.

>>53638804
Lions.

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>>53640253
The Unseen University somehow made a winged bean thing by accident, while trying to crossbreed fruit flies and green beans for sceince. Or magic, as they call it.

So-it's probable you could manage it just by having a sapient pearwood sample, and throwing enough magic at it and the parasite. For a surer bet, take both Witch and Wizard to be one of those magical wunderkinds obligatory reeeing about crossing the streams and maybe also a Geneforge and appropriate strange notes from the same jump to get an idea on how to mix the life essence with the thaums.

>>53640356
To be fair, the Luggage is a pretty cool husbando.

He fights off other mean boy Luggages and doesn't afraid of anything. It's just that he's gotta take care of his wizzzard first.

>>53640290
Look, just go back to SB or QQ or some other place that's more appreciative of your special touch. It's clearly too hard for you to make jumps that will pass our (very low) quality control standards. And frankly, someone who thinks a lewd jump needs capstone boosters should be encouraged to rethink their entire jumpmking philosophy.

>>53640426
Do not NTR the Luggage

>>53640522
>capstone boosters
>in a lewd jump
Lolwut?

>>53639695
>>53639740
>another tie
>Captain N vs. Familiar of Zero

Here we go again!

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Am I wrong?

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>>53638804
Foxes

>>53640698
Familiar of Zero

>>53640697
Lolyep.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BQUZ7vezFOjPsupUikzw_1CjYUzkXeDX8Ytk3mFGBJI>>53640698

What jumps give me good music ability?

>>53640741
Darkstalkers has a perk for that.

Why is the whole 'hurr it's a phone game' shit even rank as a criticism? Who cares what device it's for? A Suggsverse phone game would still be Suggsverse.

>>53638804
Snakes, foxes, wolves on occasion.
If I need representation in the form of a small flying animal or a swarm, then I use Umineko-like golden butterflies.
Underwater, I go full whale. With extra fins. And a landmass on my back. And horns. Okay, maybe not full whale, but kinda-like whale.

>>53640741
Musician Jump

>>53640522
>>53640740
>Shitposter actively browses the lewd thread.
You being MGE shitposter becomes more likely every day.

>>53640741
Macross is top-tier for singers, which is the instrument you'll always have on you. Fallen London has the Artist tree if you want to focus on instruments. There are quite a few, but could you get more specific in what you need?

>>53640775
If a jumpmaker is an SBer, we can block their jumps if we dislike their choice of font.

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How would a jumper start to engineer magic shortstack waifus?

>>53640822
>We
You mean you'll shitpost about it because you know people from there are easier to rile up or make leave, which benefits your goal of killing content production.

>>53640822
*yawn* you can't do shit, look at the SB jumps still on the drive that you still can't remove.

>>53640851
>pic related

Whatever the fuck happened to the guy working on Granblue.

>>53640870
College, like many with claims.

>>53640851
Start in Geneforge, then maybe go to some other places, but theoretically you wouldn't need to. Though I do suggest getting Safety First from Cardcaptor Sakura before you start your work.

>>53640898
You've posted this already. Move on.

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>>53638804
Butterflies and various kinda of snake, mostly. Shapeshifting into huge clouds of thousands of butterflies or a giant mass of snakes is really fun.

Occasionally cats too, but that's mostly when I'm going catgirl/boy.

>>53640898
...

Are you fucking retarded.

Are you just legitimately unstable in the brain.

>>53640911
It's a meme or something, I've seen it crop up on other sites too.

>>53640740
Misquote?

>>53640808
I was hoping for anything really, so that'll do. Thanks.

>>53640741
Steven Universe has some stuff for that, I think? Exalted: Infernals has a perk for it too, but it might be a bit overkill for most purposes.

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>>53640666
>NTRing the Luggage

There are less traumatic ways to commit suicide, anon.

>>53640741
Other than those-Infernals, Wakfu, Brutal Legend, the Metalopocalypse jumps, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Disney Princess and any number of mundane skill buffing jumps.

I've been told Ar Tonelico singing boils down to a lot of off-key screechy noises though

>>53640731
Okay, we're at 2-1 for FoZ.

>>53640976
He's about two posts above you.

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>>53640976
Battler ate him. Now there is only Battler-Anon.

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>>53640822

I got the message man, no need to say it again.

>>53640940
It's probably Mommy posting it for fun, he's been shitposting religiously in /cyoag/ acting like a /r9k/ poster.

>>53640976
Something happened and he turned into Garlock and then something else happened and now he's Battler?

>>53640958 is him.

>>53640976
dont ask

>>53640969
FoZ vote here

>>53640805
Nope, try again, chucklefuck. BLADE posted it on SB:

https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/general-jumpchain-thread-2.483115/page-1211#post-35488321

Also
>assuming I'm the shitposter
Kek.

>>53640976
He turned into a space pirate of gar, and then had a midlife crisis and turned into a weird red-haired guy named Battler.

>>53640997
>Paying attention to the shitposter
First /jc/ lesson. Anyway being an asshurt retard is to be ignored.

>>53640976
He's still around being a shit. Same as every other fucking person here.

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Whelp. I'm going to be leaving the community for a while /JC. Some things IRL have come up and I either deal with it now, or I don't get the chance again. So, for the time I'm gone. It's been crazy but I love you guys and hope I can come back and play around here without guys again soon

Good bye /JC. This is Gaunlet, aka Waddle, signing off for now. See you guys when I get this resolved.

>>53641062
Later, Gaunlet. I hope your IRL things go well.

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>>53641062

We will wait for you.

>>53640398
Would going from '1, 1, 1...' to '1, 2, 3, 4, etc', be good?.

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>>53641062

>>53641062
Good luck man, and thanks for the fun times. Hope to see you around here again soon.

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>>53641062
May your enemies burn by your hand.

Fire, water, air, wood, or earth?

>>53641062
Good luck. Take care.

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>>53641062
Good luck out there.

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>>53641062
Well wishes from the cold north go with you. Waddle on you awesome star. Hope to see you again when everything settles down.

>>53641111
This Jumper is definitely wood. The plant themes are starting to grow out of control.

>>53641105
Because this is the result of our sins, anon.

We'll never be rid of Tera. He's literally admitted himself, he has a medical need to be here.

>>53641111
Water.

>>53641111
Knock on wood.

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>>53641111
Fire most times. Earth if it's Dragon-Blooded aspects.

>>53641062
I hope everything goes well for you, Gaunlet.

>>53640740
>Magic P****
Oh my God, that's amazing.
I can just imagine it now.
Ripping off some guys junk, holding it to his horrified face and shouting "Kali-ma".
And then being able to put it back safely, if it's a prank, or plant it on his forehead if it's not.

>>53641062
good luck with things.

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>>53641062
Seeya!

>>53641111
A healthy balance to prevent a world where fire rains down from the skies and fills the seas, while fire-mammoths stroll the fire-plains and are tamed by fire-men. No matter how pretty that would be

>>53641062
Hope everything goes well for you, Gauntlet. Take care and I hope we can see you again soon.

>>53641062
Take care!

>>53641111
Fire, for that dramatic flair. Or flare, as the case may be.

>>53641130
Didn't he confirm his therapist told him to stop? So he actually has a medical need to not be here

>>53641010
Also what's your problem

>>53641062
See ya Gaunlet! Hope to see you back again some time!

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>>53641163
>>Magic P****
>Oh my God, that's amazing.
>I can just imagine it now.
>Ripping off some guys junk, holding it to his horrified face and shouting "Kali-ma".
>And then being able to put it back safely, if it's a prank, or plant it on his forehead if it's not.
This needs a visual.

>>53641213
>Didn't he confirm his therapist told him to stop? So he actually has a medical need to not be here

Actually yes he did.

But apparently Tera is legitimately addicted, and so has disregarded his therapist.

>>53641062
Godspeed, funnyman.

>>53641239
Yes

>>53641101
What? No? That's making it even stronger.

>>53641229
I still want the link to the time he got banned on /pol/

>>53641062
come back to us <3

>>53641163
You can do that in Exalted, if you want a non-lewd jump that grants that capability. Not that body part specifically, but any part. One of the charms in Citrine Poxes of Contagion Style, a Sidereal Martial Art based around disease, lets you infect the target with "Broken Tile Organ Syndrome" that causes their organs and limbs be capable of detaching and reattaching.

>>53641274
...no?

First upgrade takes one use. Second upgrade take two, third takes three. Before it was they all needed one. Thats definitely it taking longer.

>>53641239
Yes, he used to call himself "teratophilia anon", a reference to his fetish for cancer and deformity.

>>53641280
>banned on /pol/

Wait, what?

The worst I heard was that time he pissed off the /tg/ parliament to the point there was talk of raiding us

>>53641280
It wasn't /pol/, it was the /tg/ parliament.

>>53641280
Wot?

I was NOT aware of that. I'm aware of him being pretty much universally panned during the /tg/ Parliament where Red had to go over to their IRC to apologize for his shit-headedness.

>>53641062
See you, Hope everything goes ok for you.

>>53641337
I need the link to that then. All I know is someone said he went to a board which I thought was /pol/ and he started claiming to have powers or something along those lines.

Yo Valeria You there?

I have a doubt about a build.

Suppose i buy:
Mana EX
Knight of Honor/Owner EX
Collector E

And that i have enough guns and assorted cannons to literally drown a country.

I remeber you saying that Collector gave you a gate like Gil (or a dimension pocket)And that KoH/O EX made B Ranked NP's (cant remember if that's the minimum or stronger weapons could get higher, i guess you's need something very good to break into A ranks)

Could I pull a Gate of Dakka? Like, Pulling guns halfway though the Vault's portals and use KoH/O to turn them into NP's and shoot them? The bullets fromthe gun. Not the guns themselves. But also, Can i Shoot guns out of the portals like Gil?

With Mana EX I should have more prana than Gilgamesh himself to pull this off.

>>53641299
Oh okay, I see what you meant now. Yeah, it think that's okay.

>>53641297
Thanks Anon. Now for the first time I actually want to go Sidereal. The sheer hilarity value of it, tickles me pink.

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Worm_Anon, I have a Worm question that the archives didn't have an answer to.

With Boogie Manimal, can the person have more than one creature active at once?

And I'm guessing the answer is no, but I'm going to ask anyways because the Companion that rolled it would try almost immediately. Contractors can't grant lesser versions of Contractor, can they? Are they limited to powers on the roll chart, or can they also grant things seen in Canon.

Dear god, what have I dove into?
It's full of Endbringers.

>>53639658
>Standing in front of a human. A girl with pink hair? Or maybe an old man? They look surprised to see him.

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>>53641381
>I remeber you saying that Collector gave you a gate like Gil (or a dimension pocket)
No.

>Collector does not give a Gate. I don't believe I've ever said that. I'm pretty sure I remember right too given how popular the questions about the Gate were.
>Collector is an entirely different thing from the Gate. They are connected but very much not the same thing.
>If you're going to bandy about my name, have some actual proof to back it up. I can't remember ever saying what you claim me to say and I'm actively saying it's wrong too. Collector is NOT the dimension.
>It is not a vault. The vault is the NP.
>http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/53598730/#q53604315

Also, as for empowering things you're not holding, from the same post:
>Knight of Honour could be made to do that but it would take a pretty big hit to the power each weapon is enhanced by to do so, given it's removing a big limitation of the ability.

>>53641280
Dude, with the way he rants about torturing people for saying something mildly racist, do you really think he could handle /pol/?

Anyway to have a hive mind of clones of myself? Shadow clones are cool for things but I like knowing what they do.

>>53641111
No metal?

Anyway, water > wood > fire > earth > air. So water.

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>>53641062
Good luck, Gaunlet! Hope to see you again soon, and I hope what ever RL issues you have will turn out well for you.

>>53641480
Scroll up to the hentai jump with a capstone booster, and become a ninja. The buy and boost the capstone.

>>53641175
Sounds like that one Conduit world.

>>53641480
Libriomancer has a good perk for that. I think Cabin in the Woods does too. Libriomancer has the advantage of sharing your powers with the hive mind (at half strength) but only has nine other bodies.

>>53641111
Fire.

>take the F/Z perk that lets you use your origin to make shit
>take the booster to let you use your element too
>Fire/Fire
Hyper napalm all day erry day

>>53641356
Yeah, nah, he's pretty fucking awful. It's easy to see the way people shit on him when he's being sedate and think he's getting the short end of the stick here, but he's absolutely to blame.

On top of everything we've listed here so far, don't ever forget that he's constantly trying to multiplayer, doesn't understand that posters are not necessarily their jumpers, and has turned on literally everyone that has ever tried to be nice to him.

>>53641368
Took a while to found it. This is the post where they agreed to filter him, everything before that led up to it.

https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/40742196/#40746594

>>53641394
SMAs are all bullshit.

>>53641319
>"teratophilia
Well there's one good quality.

>>53641480
Wood Clones from the same jump, properly executed, operate like a hive mind.

How does Soul Eater magic work? From what I can tell from the jump, it's supposed to be based on an animal or plant theme, depending on if you're a Witch or a Monster Cat, though there also appears to be some space shenanigans as well? But what can it actually do? Can it be taught to others, or is it a bloodline thing?

>>53641643
You've got the Theme (Plant or Animal) and then you've got what the Magic DOES or MANIPULATES - see Medusa's magic being all about Vectors while being Snake-themed, while what's-her-face's Explosion Magic is themed around Frogs.

>>53641591
Thanks, it is worse then I thought though.

>>53641679
That helps, thanks.

>>53641723
No prob. As for the rest, considering it looks like Witch Magic is KINDA unique to each Witch it's not quite teachable. But it does seem to be inheritable, and you've got similarities between the different Magic forms. Plus, you've got Witches cooperating on individual rituals, so they're capable of cooperation to some extent.

>>53640851
Just put your hands on their shoulders and push down until they're the desired height.

>>53641781
Gotcha, I can work with that. Thanks again, anon.

So I have a dumb question about the Paradox grand strategy jumps do you fail the jump if you fail to complete your optimal victory condition? I don't think that's the way it is but I want to make sure.

>>53641822
I don't think so, you just don't get the reward, though if I remember right you will fail the jump if you fail the one from Crusader Kings. I can't check because for some reason, the Drive won't show anything for me, but if you check that jump, it should say something about that.

>>53641381
Collector does not give you a gate. Knight of Honor does not get stronger. Anything you touch that qualifies as a weapon will be turned into a B rank NP. Having a stronger thing won't make it more then B rank.

No, you couldn't, as you have no Gate. Even if you did, Knight of Honor requires physical contact to apply the buff. Having more mana won't change that as KoH is not a Skill that requires mana.

>>53641885
alright I thought so, I don't think this is one of those. Well that's good to hear.

>>53638804
Dunno, probably some kind of bird. Not one of the big birds of prey though, probably something smaller and lamer.

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>>53641964

>>53642006
desu that looks like the pigeon of raptors

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What jumps allow you to import weapons or armor to give them altforms, pic tangently related.

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>>53641111
Wood for that dank ass kush.

>>53642047
I know soul eater has one that lets you give weapons a human form.

I also like to imagine that, in spite of the option supposedly helping them adapt to being human, they still have some issues. Like, they prefer to sleep in their sheathe instead of a bed, or you have to constantly reminder them that trying to sharpen their face against a whetstone is a bad idea.

>>53641472

I just remember asking and getting a response that Collector gave an empty storage and any rank above E just gives more luck finding stuff.

Ok so how do you shoot things out of subspace. Do I just get an NP? What rank would be the minimum for an empty space pocket that doesnt throw things, rather just slide them out? E to C at most?

Also On the decrease o KoH Would the decrease be reduced if the Vault is of higher rank?

Also, by which point you'd say the decrease starts getting serious? Lancelot dual-weilded and flew on a jet with missles, flares and machineguns. So about a couple dozen weapons take a seriosu toll?

Aslo, can this be mitigated by expending mana/prana?

Sorry if i'm being annoying but i am trying to achieve peak dakka

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>>53642045
>Not one of the big birds of prey though, probably something smaller and lamer.
Exactly.

In Prototype does excessive force work on all runner abilities that you eventually evolve or does it only work on abilities that you buy with pp?

>>53642084
Am right here and all.

You get an NP. It depends on how big the dimension is.

No, they're separate NPs so one being higher ranked won't increase the power of the other directly.

It is serious from the start. It's a huge buff to be able to apply it to things you cannot touch. All that Lancelot used it on, he was in direct contact with. You're wanting to apply to dozens or even hundreds of separate weapons at once. Even at EX, you'll likely to see huge drops. At best you'll have each weapon be D rank, same as the original Skill Lancelot had in return for the big increase in utility.

No, it is not a skill that can be empowered by spending more energy. It's either on or off.

>>53642377
Hey Val, quick question, would we be able to keep our mind intact entirely with Came Back Wrong with enough willpower, or is it a losing battle even if we have a ton of willpower available?

>>53642407
Came Back Wrong?

Are there any perks that let me completely destroy my remaining humanity?

>>53642377
Could a jumper use an EX rank collection skill to collect things the same way Gil does? As in I have this because it in some way descends from something I did, mine is the original and better because reasons?

>>53642477
Apostle from Berserk?

>>53642485
You could collect things but it would not all be there for you at the start. They won't be original and better then what else exists in the world, because the stuff you find/that comes to you will be in the world.

So uh, I guess no to that one.

>>53642477
Depends on what you mean by that.

>>53642524
So none of that "ingenuity of mankind" horseshit. Sounds reasonable.

>>53642524
Hmm, so I have to do that drawback scenario in Prisma if I want my own full Gate of Babylon. That will be a tough fight and I will need to find a way to permanently absorb the card.

>>53641781
Also you can gain some of a witch's magic by grafting parts of them onto yourself. One non-witch gains pretty powerful magic by stealing an eye, Naruto style.

>>53642412
Um, it's one of the 300cp drawbacks from Tomb Kings, the one where you were brought back improperly and so you have to fight to keep yourself from becoming a mindless undead, where everytime you revert it becomes harder and harder to come back. It think it's called Came Back Wrong?

>thinking about Naruto jump
>have companion with silver hair
>Kakashi could have had a kid in time for Naruto's generation
Do it?

>>53642690
Sure, though Kakashi would have been in ANBU still around that time, so take that into account. Who is the companion, out of curiosity?

>>53642690
> "Kakashi-kun-sama, slam your dick into me!"
> Real words that were spoken at some point in this hypothetical narrative.

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So next up on my jump list is Sailor Moon, followed by Worm.

The latter begs the question: What the fuck would be the panic level if I took Fucking Jumpers, considering everything leading up to this point?

>>53642684
Ah, thanks. Sorry, I just don't remember them all the time. Yeah, you can resist fully. It's not a guarantee of loss but i will get very difficult and starts as being quite hard already. Is three hundred after all.

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>>53638804
Sharks

>>53642793
S-Rank threat.

>>53642798
That is adorable.

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>>53642793
>Protectorate's face when

>>53642629
Are there any perks that woulds let you permanently absorb the abilities of a class card?

What're these challenges I keep hearing about?

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>>53642818

>>53642789
Sounds like the ramen girl.

>>53642796
No problem, thanks for answering my question, Val.

>>53642793
Well, you're an insanely powerful sorcerer who's probably buff enough at this point to bust planets at the least. Pretty sure you'd be at the top of the panic list.

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Starting up a new chain, I'll return to Tiger when I feel more in the mood for him. This chain will have each jump chosen by me, no random rolls, though I will consider suggestions. Also every jump with feature at least some writefaggery, my confidence in my ability to write even small blurbs about his time in any given setting will be a factor in choosing that setting as a jump.

Small Warning:Apparently there is some canon events for this era and place in AC, due to books. I will take what I like and ignore the rest, because I already had several ideas.

Character name- Iga Washi
Age: Begins at 16, ends at 39
0/1600
Sengoku Jidai era Japan
Assassin
Free Field Training
Free Leap of Faith
Discount Synchronize
Discount Marked Men
Honor the Creed
Discount Precursor Bloodline
Discount Eagle Eyed
Precursor Bloodline(Second non-discounted purchase)
Free Iconic Item
Free Hidden Blade Bracer
Discount Grapnel Launcher, Dispensary, Hook Blade, Phantom Blade
Explosives Kit
Fine Weapon(Katana)
Fine Weapon(Rifle)

Precursor's Plaything+600

Writefaggery begins next post

>>53641822
Crusader Kings by Cenanon, you can fail the jump by:
* if you do NOT pursue the optimal victory condition: dying.
* if you DO pursue the optimal victory condition: failing to have heirs if you die, and/or your dynasty being landless at any point.
* either: as also noted in any drawbacks you take.

The other Paradox grand strategy jumps by Cenanon: except as noted in any drawbacks you take, you only fail the jump by dying.

>>53642781
An OC.

The best explanation for how he'd end up with a kid I can come up with is the Inuzukas throwing a girl at him so they can get the dog summons in the family to make better nindogs or something.

>>53642798
>And here we have the wild Scuba-Sempai in his natural habitat, petting his kouhai, the wild Shark-Chan.

>>53642793
Cauldron goes full "AK-47S FOR EVERYBODY"

Except they aren't AKs, they're powers.

>>53642789
>Jiraiya writes about Kakashi's love life
FUND IT

>>53642898
His own father killed himself, he blames himself for the deaths of his teammates, and he spent ten years or so moping about it. It's very unlikely that he would actively try to start a family. You could just say that he had a one night stand or a seduction mission went horribly right.

>>53642982
Moping is a weird way to describe severe depression.

>>53641441
Worm, I need to know this too. I've been using this to make backup singers and I need to know if it's 5 people or one person with 5 heads and 10 lungs I've been going with.

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>>53642886
My name is Iga Washi, and as I lie here I find myself wondering how I got to this point. Perhaps I should have been asking that question ten years ago. Perhaps it's best to start from the beginning. My father was a farmer, like most everyone in Japan, but by no intentions of his own found himself embedded in the politics of Daimyos. Eventually he found his was into the arms of the Iga, and learned their ways, their methods, their creed. He was allowed to take the Iga name as his own for the deeds he preformed. Not long after, I was born.

I have been part of the Iga for as long as I can remember, even my childhood games were a method of training. Climbing things, running around or over obstacles, and balancing on bamboo shoots, amongst others. But perhaps the most important moment to begin with, was the night I awoke to cannon fire.

Assuming Jumper is immune to Avada Kedavra how dangerous is Harry Potter?

>>53642793
Everyone will be shitting their pants.

...besides that one idiot who'll just skim your file and think "Hah, he got fucked by that guy with a gun. I can totally do it!".

>>53642690
Technically, yes, but I doubt he would have had one. Kakashi's age at the start of the series is a bit vague, but we know that by the time he's being considered for Hokage in the aftermath of Pain's attack on the village he's just under thirty. So at the starts of the series, some three years and an indeterminate number of months before then, he'd be somewhere around twenty-six, maybe twenty-seven. For him to have a kid of age to graduate at age twelve (and given both his own traumas being a six year-old ninja and what happened with Itachi, I doubt he'd want his kid to graduate early), Kakashi would have had to have gotten a girl pregnant at the age of fourteen. Right when he was at his broodiest. Interacting with girls wouldn't have been on his mind. I doubt he even would have engaged in any connection-less stress relief sex, because even that much interaction with a human being would probably be too much for him to cope with.

>>53643026
Slightly more dangerous than living in england in the 1990s.

So I'm going to Worm after just getting an Omnium in Overwatch. How are people going to react to armies of Omnics wielding advanced weaponry appearing from another dimension during things like Endbringer attacks before vanishing without a trace?

>>53643026
Get mind control immunity too. And something for torture. The Muppets Treasure Island has a perk for that.

After that, you only have to worry about falling down death's bedsheets in the ministry and everything should be okay.

>>53643048
for some reason it reminds me of universe at war.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlewZVcNLGU

>>53643014
His Icha Icha addiction gets a lot sadder when you consider that he probably reads porn in public not because he's a degenerate but because it grosses people out enough that they won't want to talk to him.

>>53643014
Circumstantial depression, man. He should've been assigned a Yamanaka or something to get that shit sorted out.
But I couldn't remember if that self-loathing depression was fanon or not, so I split the difference.

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>>53643018
Worm gave me an answer in IRC.

Boogie Manimal can have multiple creatures active at once. No details were given, but I'm assuming the standard "Train it and it gets better" type scenario that applies to other powers.

Technically, Contractors can give out Contractor, but it would be so weak and limited it would be almost worthless.

>>53643048
Given what I've been reading? They'd think it was just some fancy Tinker Tech and let it go at that.

>>53643048
They'll think you're either a powerful Master whose projections are stylized as robots, or an extremely powerful Tinker that is definitely going to be on the watch list. Especially if you deploy them against the Simurgh, she loves subverting technology. That would elevate you to a potentially huge danger. And God help you if your Omnics reveals that they're sapient to anyone, Saint will panic so much that he'll destroy the Birdcage early just to get Teacher out and yell "fix it fix it fix it!" at him.

>>53642982
Who said anything about starting a family? Dysfunctional families are such a Naruto thing. Jiraiya abandoning his godson, literally everything with the Hyuuga and Uchiha (except the bits that fall in the (rather large) categories of "things that Madara fucked up" and "things Danzo fucked up"), the clusterfuck that's the Suna ruling family, the list goes on.

Growing up with dad spending mostall of his time in ANBU is just part of the fun. And then you hit Genin, and he's pulled out of ANBU to teach ANOTHER FUCKING TEAM AND NOT HIS OWN DAUGHTER.

>>53643105
Thank you and blessings, Yoro. Send the Worm my hugs.

>>53643048
Depends on how you play it. First assumption is probably that a powerful tinker is collaborating with Toybox (which they might either confirm or deny, depending on political expedience). Cauldron will almost certainly want to investigate, due to the interdimensional aspect if nothing else. In general, people shouldn't kick up too much fuss if you're just deploying at endbringer fights.

This is all speculation on my behalf, though

>>53642835
The Power is Jumper's from Marvel Magic.

>>53643115
>Who said anything about starting a family?
The Inuzuka idea?
>The best explanation for how he'd end up with a kid I can come up with is the Inuzukas throwing a girl at him so they can get the dog summons in the family to make better nindogs or something.

>Growing up with dad spending mostall of his time in ANBU is just part of the fun. And then you hit Genin, and he's pulled out of ANBU to teach ANOTHER FUCKING TEAM AND NOT HIS OWN DAUGHTER.
This would probably work well. It'd also create some potential for conflict between estranged father and daughter, with jumper caught in the middle of daddy issues. Maybe she blames jumper for not getting that spot on the team, too.

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>>53643021
To this day I can still remember the sounds as buildings crashed around me, the yelling of the soldiers, and the smell of the fires. Oda Nobunaga had brought his full might to bear on the Iga Nation, after the failure of his son just two years past. He sought to snuff us out like a light, to forever end the Iga School of Ninja. To end the Assassins.

I leapt from my bed at the sounds of the cannon fire, and began running, grabbing my clothing and my blade as I ran. I moved to join the fight but one of the elders stopped me, he ordered me to aid the escape of the civilians. I argued, I wanted to fight, I was old enough, but he rebuffed me. Eventually I left, helping the escape of the others. Neither of my parents made it out of that battle, at the time that seemed to matter so much, as if I was the only orphan made by that battle and the ones to come.

We were found by none other than the Mentor, the leader of our clan and the greatest of us. Hattori Hanzo. He helped me and the other young shinobi get the civilians through the mountains, to safe ground. This was how it truly began, before that I had simply been in-training. Now, both with how many of us were lost, and with how hard I pushed I was to be sent out on missions. To be deployed against our enemy. The Templars and their minions.

>>53643048
Random cape #1: "Why are they throwing robots at the Endbringers? That's kinda like throwing pineapples at an industrial wood chipper."

Random cape #2: "Oh dear god I hope they don't try it on the Simurgh, she'll robopocalypse the entire world."

various unsavory organisations: "we gotta find this tinker, make them ours, capische?"

>>53643167
Meanwhile, you'd have great interactions between Kakashi's kid and Team 7 as well. It would be amazing.

>>53643113
>Saint
That gives me an idea.

Buy a God Program and have it devote all of its time and resources to fucking with Saint.

>He tries to use a computer
SkyNets starts talking to him.
>Turns on a radio
Hal 9000 tells him he can't let him do that.
>Gets in a car
Alarm goes off and baby metal starts playing.

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Nerfed crits, cut the zero's of a lot of things, and slowed down slow growth. Also made it more self contained.

...Think that's it? Any other glaring problems?

>>53643167
I was thinking more "hates Naruto and Sakura for stealing her rightful place with her father, and hates Kakashi for abandoning her". Sasuke at least makes sense, because who else can teach him how to Sharingan properly. But some nobody orphan who failed his academy exams and a girl who isn't even related to him? When she could have been there?She's already rather close to the Jumper, so I was thinking of making her main conflict be something related to her hatred of Team 7. She does have snakes as 'her' animal...

>>53643330
>Jumper has red hair
I can have Jumper be another Uzumaki, so I can then force him to choose between his companion and his family in Naruto.

I'm feeling giddy at plotting the misery of my characters. Is this the writer experience?

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>>53643392
Embrace it, anon. Give in to the Dark Side of writing.

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>>53643392
>Is this the writer experience?
Yes.

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>>53643180
I did not experience the normal path of a Shinobi. I should have been sent out to act as the eyes and ears for more experienced assassins, to help grow our information network. Instead I was sent on assassination missions almost immediately, what little information gathering I was ordered to do ended up being on targets I was ordered to kill. Eventually one of the elders explained why, my Sense my way of seeing things was a rare gift and one that must be utilized. This was how this ran for quite some time, no matter how much I argued we should go for the kill on Nobunaga. "He made peace with us, and let us live" was their reasoning. Nevermind the evidence that he was in cahoots with the Templars, perhaps even one himself. The Demon had to die.

But they only listened to me when new news appeared, Oda Nobunaga had gotten hold of a "Precursor Artifact", none other than the Yasakani no Magatama. An object belonging to the Emperor was in truth an artifact from a people who came long before we did, it was shocking to me. But what had to be done had to be done. It allowed Oda to heal his soldiers even from the most grievous of injuries, even limbs were restored or so the stories went.

We fought our way through the Templar lines, eventually getting in on Oda himself. He died, but not by my hand. Sarutobi Sasuke was the one who killed him, a rising star in the clan. But the Magatama wasn't there, it had been moved already. In the hands of more Templar Allies. But our clan members had been avenged, but little did we know that something worse was on the horizon.

>>53643392
Conflict breeds progress.

>>53642047
Do you mean human alt forms or just alt forms in general?

>>53643057
You don't really need all that shit. Good reflexes combined with the fact that Death Eaters are fucking terrible wizards can save you from the worst spells. Imperius is actually shit st mind controlling anyone who's not a pushover. DESU, as long as you don't trip and fall down the moving staircase or fuckk up and get eaten by a Nundu or something, HP is an easy enough jump.

>>53638804
Dragons. Also snakes and various other reptiles, birds, and anything that lives in the water, but mostly dragons.

>>53643505
Dragons aren't real.

>>53643519
Neither is jump-chan.

>>53638804
Way back when I first discovered jumpchain, I had a bit of an obsession with foxgirls, and i think i've ended up as every member of the shinto pantheon at one point or another, so...

Foxes?

>>53643392
Now I just need to figure out how to get her on the snake contract. Bartering Uzumaki genetic and sealing samples to snek mengele? Working for/with him? Can you reverse summon to a group of summon animals without the scroll?

So, what are the implications of just fucking off and going AWOL in regards to Dragonblooded high politics?

Seems like the jump is trying to get you into that kind of stuff and while that's cool and all and I might actually want to work through that, what if I just bail?

Also, if someone could explain to me why dragonbloods are so caught up in politics, that would be cool.

>>53638804
Birds. I have a particular connection to birds of prey, but pretty much the whole gamut of birddom is covered.

>>53643571
Isn't there a Summoning Scroll item? Just buy that, say it's for the Snakes, and give it to her. I mean, Anko can still use snakes despite hating Orochimaru's guts, and the snakes themselves aren't big fans of his. It should be fine, though he'll take an interest in her real quick.

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>>53643453
Men were going mad, had been going mad, for some time. But it was getting worse. The "True Pure Land" movement began pushing in force, attacking everyone. Including the Assassins, and the Templars. They hammered against the forces of our allies like hammer blows, causing misery and destruction in their wake. We only managed to capture one, and before killing himself he screamed "I die for Nemesis, for Amida Buddha". It was shortly after that we had realized what was going on, a precursor was still alive and it was malevolent.

For Years, for well over a decade, we fought against this monstrosity. This army of the damned, who burned Shintoists and Christians alike in flames. I earned many a scar in those days, that hell. Even worse eventually the beast noticed me. There were more assaults on me then on other Shinobi, and the targets I went after were better protected. For reason unknown this Precursor decided I was worth its' notice.

But eventually we won, the Ikko Ikki were crushed and disbanded, but still we knew not where the Precursor's Temple was. But we had to but that on the back burner as the war was ending. Our staunch ally Tokugawa Ieyasu was ready to take his place as Shogun. We need only help lay down the ground work. What came to pass shocked us all I think. Shortly after he officially took the title of Shogun there was a purge, many Assassins died, killed by our own brothers. Tokugawa revealed his true nature, a Templar in hiding all along. With the will and desire to hold all of Japan in thrall, and he had the Magatama. We could do nothing to stop him, not with so many traitors on his side. But there was one thing we could do. The Temple had been found, underneath the Emperor's own palace.

I went alone. I am not a leader, I have never been a leader. I am a killer for the Freedom of mankind, and I follow the orders of those who know better than myself who my targets should be. The anger of my youth has long since been drained.

>>53643573
You're young, it's likely that most families will expect and accept you keeping to your own interests for a little while. Most young Dragonbloods are busy being horny extended teenagers/military officers at that point, not politicians. Basically the only thing they'll try and pressure you into is getting married.

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Is there any way to retroactively alter the world or history or something to insert somebody so that it seems like they were always there?

>>53643573
The dragonblooded are caught up in politics because they are empowered by breeding, not empowered by action. As such, they utilize eugenics programs to keep the line strong, and the tight interbreeding creates the nasty political tangle you'd expect. Add in the way the Realm runs, and the current lack of a leader sending the political machines into overdrive, and you've got a recipe for a political clusterfuck that makes Game of Thrones look like babby's first dynastic plot.

>>53643624
There's a perk for doing that for a person in Rick and Morty.

>>53643606
Don't forget to follow bushido.

Including the part where samurai were gay as fuck.

>>53643602
Yeah, but I like having reasons why people have the items they bought. I dunno, I'll think of something.

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Jump 85: Sailor Moon
Origin: Sailor Senshi - Sailor Sol [1800]
Perks:
Catch That Daimon!
Flying Leap
Hit Me If You Can [1700]
Ultimate Ability [1400]
Final Hour Form [1100]
Sailor Guardian [1000]
Power Up [700]

Items:
Disguise Glitter Pen
Silver Millennium Technology [400]
Magic Weapon - Import Blade of Tathagata [300]
Companion Crystals [100]
Moon Mask [0]

Drawbacks:
Scary Reputation [1100]
Old Foe - ??? [1400]
Foe of Chaos [2000]

I can think of this as my 'graduation'. Many, many jumps ago I became the understudy of the Sorcerer Supreme, Doctor Stephen Strange. Before that, I was a student of The Ancient One on a different Earth. Then Zelretch. Then some other jerks I barely remember. Probably not very important, all things considered. Only once have I both worn the title and pursued it to its logical conclusion: The protection of Earth from otherworldly, cosmic, or magical forces.

Thus, I can see it - I am destined to stand next to the Moon in the final battle against the primordial evil that haunts this entire universe. It will be a difficult battle, but I have the tools necessary to prevail. All of those years of study and training weren't just for show. Thus, I join the Senshi as a knight in shining armor against this titanic foe, all while defeating what comes my way.

Speak of, I'm not a girl in this kind of world! For once. Not sure if that's a mercy or not since I'm effectively the odd man out in a team of teenage girls. So I suppose, figuratively, that makes me the crazy old man of the group.

…Erika, stop laughing at me. I'm just happy to have my bits for once.

>"Why? It's not like you use them."

Words hurt.

Anyways, I can sense that I am destined to fight one of my oldest enemies. I won't be surprised by who it is. I feel like, after all, we're going to be fighting across eternity and beyond. But this time, I am ready for you Hy-

>"AT LEAST, WE MEET AGAIN, YOU MEDDLING KID!"

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>>53643675
…The Masked Pain? You're still alive?!

>"Yes! And I've brought with me the entire roster of your defeated foes!"

I don't see Hyde or Bernkastel around you, though?

>"…Hyde and who?"

Erm…nevermind, that. Look, I kind of graduated from fighting you…centuries ago. I figured you would have given up by now. How could you possOWOWOWOWWHATTHEFUCK HOW ARE YOU EVEN HURTING ME?!.

>"BEES MADE OF THE VERY SOUL OF FIRE ITSELF! MAY IT BURN YOUR FLESH AND GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK, DECADE!"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53641111
Air and water. I'm basically a god of storms, the sky, and the sea at this point.

>>53641163
HAHA LOOK AT THE DICK-HEAD! POINT AT HIM AND LAUGH!

>>53643624
My go-to for that is the Divine-rank Illusion spell "False Reality", from Anima. Now, as a Divine-rank spell you'd need to do one of the scenarios (two of them offer the potential to gain Divine-rank, the one about Megas Therion and the one about the Imperial Regalia) to be able to use it, but it lets you reconfigure history into any plausible configuration. Like, it couldn't change history so that a wizard cursed someone in a world without wizards, because that's outside the scope of the possible for that world. But if a wizard did exist in that world, then history could be altered so that they did curse a person. And "this person exists and has a family" is fairly plausible so long as you have their outlandish effects be a secret and not part of the lie. The spell can be resisted, but is only tested against the magic resistance of the strongest being included in the lie. So as long as the initial lie doesn't include anyone too powerful, it's impossible to disprove the new history. So just say that their backstory didn't cause them to interact with anyone stronger than you, and you're solid.

>>53643270
The mandatory purchase of Fifty Rounds leaves you with 25 unspendable CP (unless you take additional levels of it), which feels weird.

If you don't purchase No Bear Asses, what does the in-universe money do?

Fifty Rounds prevents prestiging while in effect, but once you finish the drawback, the jump's over (so near as I can tell). Does this mean you can't ever prestige in jump? The description for Local Heroes suggests otherwise, but I can't tell how.

Having a 1500 bonus cp limit feels bizarre, given that none of the drawbacks go above 100. Clearly the point is to stack the repeatable ones, but still, taking every single drawback once gets you less than a third of the way there.

Is there any way to actually fail this gauntlet? Bosses just send you off to farm more enemies if you can't kill them in time, and it doesn't seem to be the case that monsters actually fight back.

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>>53643675
>>53643696
>The Masked Pain is back
YES! BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!

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>>53643606
But I went. I snuck into the Emperor's palace, an insult to the heavens if there ever was one, and found my way to the Temple. She was waiting for me. The battle was the hardest of my life, I had to use every trick and dirty move I could think of to even have a hope of survival. Of killing this monster that had enslaved the minds of so many men and women. But I managed to do it, I struck a killing blow. Oh how she screamed in pain. But I did not escape intact.

So now, here I lie in a pool of blood. Dying. And I wonder, how did I get here? Was this the best path my life could have taken? Could I have done more? I close my eyes ready to accept the darkness

>"Well now, what have we here?"

I hear a voice and open my eyes, to a figure standing above me. A wide grin on their figures. Somehow deep in my bones I know this thing is not human.

>"Not gonna talk huh? Well I can do the talking for both of us. You see I'm in need of" It pauses, its' grin somehow growing even wider "Entertainment. How about I make you an offer you can't refuse?"

>>53643736
Where is he from?

>>53643748
>>53643736
Isn't it that one guy from metal gear

Perks that would keep Hogwarts from killing me by messing with my cybernetics?

>>53643696
Jumper recovering from having their connections severed? A briefcase full of BEES should put a stop to that!

>>53643763
techno-mage or whatever it's called in the HP jump

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>>53643748
It's an OC. He's a Rogue's Gallery villain who originated from Scooby-Doo, then got a competence upgrade in Metal Gear while still being an incredibly short-sighted cartoon villain.

The bees are a nod to the actual The Pain, as well.
>>53643767
OH GOD MORE BEES WHY

>>53643696
You know what would solve this bee conundrum?
The introduction of bee themed videos!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYtXuBN1Hvc

>>53643748
The Masked Pain is one of Decade's rouges from the Batman jump. He's what happens if you combine TF2 Pyro with The Pain from Metal Gear, and then make him extremely hammy and over the top. It's amazing.

>>53643762
Based on him, yeah.

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>>53643696
>>53643675
I need more of this.

>>53643763
Any magic immunity perk would probably do it.

What magic immunity perks are there anyway? I know the one in Dresden and the One in Negima but aren't there more than that?

>>53643781
>the hill keeps showing up
It's the little things.

>>53643763
Honestly. I think Rowling forgot the tech-canceling thing entirely, since now apparently magic passively makes tech better when wizards use it.

>>53643763
It's fine, Hogwarts doesn't mess with technology. It messes with radio signals. Hogwarts is technology-free as a point of tradition, not necessity. Magic is perfectly capable of coexisting with technology, remember the flying car?

>>53643837
But what's the point of even living if you can't get wifi on your dick?

>>53643832
>>53643837
She did say something along the lines that it stops firearms from working. Something-something magic interferes with guns. Which is why guns are ineffective against wizards.

>>53643837
>Muggle technology, such as mobile phones and laptops, cannot be used within the grounds of Hogwarts.

>>53643863
NO. THAT'S FUCKING WRONG. THAT IS NOT HOW GUNS WORK. FUCK YOU ROWLIBG, YOU'RE A SHIT AUTHOR AND DESERVE TO BE RAPED BY LIKE FIFTY MUSLIMS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>53643875
Well she's British.

>>53643624
That one perk in the Marvel Comics jump.

>>53643865
Aha, no.
The only things that are mentioned canonically as not being able to work are A) two way radios and B) RADAR

>>53643863
No, that's because of a specific spell, if I remember right. It's not just ambient magic messing with guns.

>>53643865
Yes, that's one of Hogwarts' rules. It's not one that's enforced by magic, though.

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>>53640851
Probably the best item for the job.

>>53643817
I... that lady is paranoid, right? I mean, wasps and other insects are attracted to nearby corspes, right?

>>53643732
True. I'll change it, you can leave whenever, but not before finishing 50 rounds if you took it.

50 rounds doesnt actually prevent prestiging, you just cant do 25, prestige, and do another 25. You have to do them all at once.

Drawback limit, I got nothing.

...Not really? Bosses can sometimes kill allied heroes, but it's rare.

>>53643896
>>53643890
>>53643837
"Electricity and electronic devices are not found at Hogwarts. Hermione Granger indicated that due to the high levels of magic, substitutes for magic used by Muggles, such as computers, radar and electricity "go haywire" around Hogwarts. Radios, however, make an exception as they are not powered by electricity, but by magic."

>>53643909
Hell if I know man.

>>53643909
As far as I know, Wasps are not attracted to corpses, no.

>>53643909
Flies do. Wasps eat mostly other insects.

>>53643880
So she's Pakistani, then?

>>53643909
I can actually remember that 48 hours or cold case or 20/20 or whatever show it was on.

There was some lunatic she thought had attacked her via fox carcass and she nearly died from all the stings.

As you can imagine, the case was flimsy.

>>53643936
"Technology works fine at Hogwarts. Hermione was wrong in her assessment of whether technology functioned around magic, being biased towards what her books told her whether they were correct or not. The only thing which doesn't function around high concentrations of magic is radio signals, which is often confused by ignorant Wizard authors familiar only with the Wizarding Wireless to mean that no technology works at Hogwarts."

We don't happen to have a case closed/Detective Conan jump do we?

>>53643936
And I still think that anything said by Hermione "Would Literally Make Love to Books" Granger needs to be taken with a healthy grain of salt.

>>53643956
Can you imagine actually capturing enough wasps to do that, let alone managing to cram them all into a fucking corpse just to fuck with someone on the off chance they MIGHT walk by?

You'd end up dead from wasp stings yourself.

>>53643981
We do not, no.

You'd need a Drawback for nobody aging even with the sheer number of cases solved and trips taken to different places.

Oh god it's still not over

>>53643890
Radar and anything else that worked by bouncing off objects would probably have a really hard time of it in Hogwarts regardless, what with the stairways that change direction and the hallways that only appear on sundays and all. Non-euclidean bullshit.

>>53643980
Where is that quote from?

>>53643909
They are, though it would be weird for a corpse to literally full of them. Though you would have to do more than 'tap' a corpse they are feeding on for them to attack, wasps are not that territorial for food, it's not like if you tapped their nest.

>>53644004
I can't figure out if Locked Room Murder is a drawback or just an enforced universal fact. Everywhere you go, someone is gonna die in an extremely unlikely and bizarre way, there will be three suspects and a random detective, likely a child, will solve the case..

>>53644004
It started in January 19, 1994. It has been going on for twenty-two years. We are still nowhere near done yet. I'm pretty sure One Piece will end before Case Closed does.

>>53644033
>>53643945
>>53643949
>>53643956
>>53643984
Maybe the fox corpse was covering the nest, and when she kicked it she released the pain?

>>53644032
The HP Wiki.

>>53643863
... Really? Because she also said a farmer with a shotgun would beat a wizard.

>>53644004
>>53644077
Correction, twenty-three. I keep forgetting this is 2017, not 2016.

>>53644082
>The HP Wiki.
What page? I've been looking for evidence one way or the other for a while now and haven't seen it anywhere I've looked. Including there.

>>53643669
ankle got drunk and some how some way decided to teach kids how to summon. since she only has the snake contract thats what she had them sign

>>53644077
One Piece has some sort of plot progression going on. I mean they are at least moving in the direction of their goal.
>>53644082
It's possible the fox was actually killed by the wasps, and they targeted her after she showed up because they were already high on murder.

>>53644032
From me. The other guy gave an unsourced quote, so I figured that mine was fine as well. Funny thing: if you google the exact wording that anon used, none of the results are official Harry Potter...anything. It's all fan works. Makes me think that it's just being copied from fansite to fansite without any actual research being done on Rowling's statements. It even shows up in the Wikipedia article, but with no citation backing it up.

>>53644077
At this point, Case Closed is less about anything resembling a plot and more as a way the writer can continue showing off his hundreds of hilariously niche ideas for murder. That's why I read it anyways. "How the hell is this fucker gonna die? Oh, look at that, a blow gun, a nail, some poison and a balloon. Magical."

>>53644101
>Voldemort fucks with a farmer's marijuana...I mean, carrot patch for some reason.
>Farmer shoots him.
>No more Voldemort. Again.