Who is not Alpharius?

Literally me

everyone except Alpharius is not Alpharius.

then again...

>>53636925

I'm pretty sure I'm not Alpharius.

>>53636925
Sly Marbo.

>>53637083
SOUNDS LIKE WHAT ALPHARIUS WOULD SAY!!!

>>53636925
>"Apothecary alpharius, this is alpharius, brother alpharius is badly hurt and needs immediate medical attention for we are on a very important mission from primarch alpharius. Also contact techmarine alpharius to send his best driver, alpharius, to extract us in 10 micro-cycles, based on the planet alpharius. Alpharius out."

>>53636925
I just gave each of my guys a number

>that guy that destroyed the crimson consuls and introduced himself with "I am Alpharius"

>>53636925
I'm probably still Wayne.

Im not Alpharius, and neither is my wife

>>53637429
WHAT IS WAYNE IS ALPHARIUS IS DISGUISE AS WAYNE!

WHAT IF WAYNE IS OMERGON DISGUISED AS ALPHARIUS DISGUISED AS WAYNE DISGUISED AS ALPHARIUS DISGUISED AS WAYNE!

Greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!
*Alpha aneurysm*

>>53637501
What about her son?

>>53637514
Hes probably Omegon

>>53637510
Huh. And I wasn't even being deliberate yet. Good job me.

matt ward isnt alpharius at least

no way could such a son of ultramar be a traitor

>>53637764
Ya, the Ultramaines, despite their flaws, are still loyal as fuck.

Wait...that's exactly what Alpharius would want to be known as. ORDO ASTARTES, INVESTIGATE THE ULTRAMARINES NOW! TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE!

>>53637820
What if Girlyman was Alpharius?

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>>53637908
Well it's good that he's still on life...su...poooooort...

Shit. Imperium's fucked boys

I'm surely not Alpharius.

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But Alpharius is dead.

>>53638113
That wasn't Alpharius it was merely Alpharius

>>53636925
Alpharius, he's actually Omegon

>>53636925
why are Alpha legion fans the most autistic ones?

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>>53639395
Primarchs can recognize each other instinctively.That was how Horus found Alpharius.

>>53639650
Well everyone is an Alpha Legion fan so...

>>53637321
>>53637263
underrated posts. Alpharius out.

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>>53636925
I think it is safe to say the Rubric Marines are not Alpharius.

>>53640217
But what if Rubric marine is actually Alpharius pretending to be a Rubric marine?

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>>53637321
>Apothecary alpharius
Not him calling Apothecarius Alpharius

>>53636925
I think you're missing something important. Primaris Alpha Legion. We can now have Primaris Alpha Legion.

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>>53641767
(I was not aware of this, holy shit...)

>>53641767
I AM PRIMALPARIUS

>>53641845
fuckshitbollocks I had one fuckin job

>>53641680
Because that sounds dumb. And gives the game away entirely.

>"We could all be alpharius"
It isn't a game of find your Dave in an army of blokes called Dave.
It's where's Waldo, where everyone wears the exact same outfit. But there's only one(sort of two) Waldo.
So where's Waldo and where's Wally combined.
>The only distinguishing features being nothing.

>>53641767
You really think girly man is going to give you chads?

I for one can't wait for chad iron hands with extra large prosthetics.

>>53641907

What if Girlyman got his chads from the pure geenseed that Alpharius stole from Corax.

Every Chadmarine has subliminal alpha indoctrination, just waiting for the right trigger.

Alpharius is the man who sold the world...

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>>53642428
>Alpharius is the man who sold the wo
And also the man he sold it to.

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Well SHE'S certainly not Alpharius.

Poor John Grammaticus, he gonna get his girl stolen again.
That was rly sad book.

Well, Alpharius once told me that he is definately not Alpharius.

Which I knew, because I am Alpharius.

Or am I

>>53649073
Its ok, John impaled himself on Vulkan's sexy body and not into girls anymore.

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>>53636925

>>53645720
Anyone can be Alpharius because Alpharius can shape shift into anyone like aku...

>>53642416

The Primaris project is Alpha Legion's wet dream.

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Don't mind me. Just a normal Inquisitor passing through.

>>53636925
I'm not ten feet tall for one thing.

>>53641907
I'm saying that Cawl will make Alpha Legion Primaris from Alpha Legion stock. Which could end up being some crazy dumb shit, considering how the Alpha Legion is.

How can everyone be so paranoid?
You really think that everyone is a sleeper agent trying to
deceive you and get close just to betray you.
Really the concern should be why you allow yourself
all to be manipulated by the government.

Do yourself a favour and stop worrying.
Or you can just argue on here about who may or
may not secretly be a agent of Chaos.
In my opinion, it's a waste of time, we should trust each other,
not back into a corner and put up defenses.
Use your head for once and just have some trust unlike
some people who just want to make problems.

>>53650588
That's exactly what an Alpha Legion sleeper agent would say.

>>53641907
Are you saying that the alpha legion can't get something if they wanted it?

No one is Alpharius because he's dead.

>>53636925
what if the alpha legion has a geneseed mutation that turns them into a hivemind, and the sum of all legionaries is alpharius and after being in there for so long you begin to believe you are alpharius

>>53639855
I'm pretty sure Horus just made some pretty educated assumptions when he was combating forces led by a highly competent commander, then saw a giant (even if he was a primarchlet) in the midst of everyone else.
You don't have to be Magnus to figure that one out.

>>53651356
Thats what Alpharius wants you to think.

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>>53636925
>How does one know if they're not alpharius?
Not getting nommed by your own minions seems like a pretty good indicator.

>>53651564
You'd have to not be Magnus to figure a lot of things out

Rogal Dorn is Alpharius.

It's a hereditary position you only gain by killing the previous Alpharius.

>>53636925
My Buddha Marines are alphamarine successors because they speak in koan riddles and Buddha is everyone and everyone is Buddha

https://youtu.be/o4GiGCUFQEo