I AM ANGRY ABOUT KOR

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Please nobody reply to this and let the thread die.

Thanks.

>>53621615
NO FUCK YOU

>>53621995
I WILL NEED TIME TO CONSIDER AND I REQUIRE AT LEAST ONE DATE FIRST, BUT THANK YOU FOR THE KIND OFFER.

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>>53621482
I can't read any of that after being blinded by how awesome Kor are.

>>53622207
So, am I misinterpreting this, or did this person use their opponent's own body as a catapult to launch what might be their own sword through their chest? Using, presumably, literal rope magic.

>>53622250
Pretty hardKor, eh?

>>53621482
Rathi kor were pretty cool, Zendikar kor are a shit.

>>53621482
This image is so photobashed it hurts.

>>53621482
I'm genuinely curious, what exactly is it about Kor that's so Sue-ish? Aren't they basically just humans in all but appearance?

>>53623813
Or, wait...this is just a spoof on elf-hate threads, isn't it?

>>53623893
I don't recognize the pasta in OP though.

>>53623813
>>53623893
New MTG lore. If you haven't read it, good for you.

What the fuck are kor?

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i get that the tentacles are like an Emrakul thing, but they look awful. At least Kozilek's vamps look kinda neat.

>>53621482
Tell me kor!

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I'd fuck a Kor.

>>53621482
Literally one of the single least tasteful pieces of art to ever be slapped onto a magic card.

How are the Kor mary sue tier?