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What's some thing you could find in magic urns and pots?

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What's some thing you could find in magic urns and pots?
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>>53615940
Magic urns and pots
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Elixir.

Alternatively, give 'em elixir and they'll... I forgot. It was a while ago.
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>>53615962
What is this, Soviet Russia?
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2 cards
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Halflings.
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>>53615940
fermenting cabbage and spices.
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>>53615940
Wizard piss.
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>>53615940
About $3 in change
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>>53615940
Two gallons of mayonnaise.
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>>53617047
Everything else on that list makes sense and sounds like it could be useful: But mayonnaise? FUCKING MAYONNAISE?!
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>>53617047
That's pretty good stuff right there
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>>53615940
Spiders.
Little bear traps.
Acid.

>>53617047
Is there a discount for one where you roll on a random table every time you uncork it, or one where you roll every time you stop pouring?
I have a weakness for utterly useless useful items.
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>>53615940
Mimics.
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>>53617912
No reason why there can't be. There are even 10 options, for an easy even roll.
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>>53615940
MA DIIIIICK!
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>>53617938
Oh shit, I was really thinking into leaving a helmet somewhere and when the party tries to pick it up its a mimic. Guess this manga is literally good then.

What are the best chapters that give insight into monsters?
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>>53617938
I like it, very The Thing.
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>>53615940
Magic poop. Chamberpots are a thing, yanno.
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>>53615940
Magic spiders.
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>>53615940
Primitive batteries
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>>53615940
poop
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>>53615940
1d6 Magic Cobras, all of which know the spells charm person and charm monster. If they succeed in charming someone, then they will compel the charmed person to carry their pot around, feed them mice, take them to nice sunning spots, and other things that snakes would want.
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Skub
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>>53615940
Nothing, it sucks you in to eat you when you peer in too closely.
It was cursed a few summers ago by a spiteful wizard who, not angered enough to want to commit regicide, cursed and set the thing loose to eat the king's servants. Their disappearances were troublesome until the curse was found out.
It's a shame, too. The king really quite liked that particular pot.
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>>53615940
xenos
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>>53627672
what's that thing on the left
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>>53615940
>you sellin' pot?
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>>53615940
An autistic reclusive wizard's urine
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>>53615940
Rodents of unusual size.
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Flower Pot Men
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>>53615940
Dignity and respect from your father.
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>>53615940
Some of them are bigger on the inside, and contain a chamber.
A chamber pot.

Also, that's where people go to shit
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>>53630157
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Yourself
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>>53617369
Mayo has eggs and thus expires quickly

Magic preservation makes sense
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>>53627750
a handle
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>>53615940
a puzzle
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>>53615940
Hope
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>>53615940
A red balloon.
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>>53615940
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>>53615940
pigshit and incest
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>>53615940
You'll usually find naked women NEXT to urns. Don't worry though, it's art.
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>>53617369

According to one of the first results in google.

>Get slimes out of hair
>Clean piano keys
>Hair conditioner
>Remove cursed rings
>Remove gnome runes
>Remove wizard scrolls
>Make dressing
>Remove slime
>Make dryads wet
>Fuck fireball
>Kill lice
>Cure petrification
>Fix furniture
>Open doors and thus, chests

Nigga, two gallons aren't enough
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>>53638467
Fun fact: if you remove the verbs in this list, you get a list of answers to the OP's question
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>>53615940
really fucking old magic scrolls?
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Oil, perfume, wine...
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Greed.
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>>53638467
>Gnome textbooks are week to mayonnaise.
>Activates dryad date-rape.
>Engages in intercourse with orbs of flame.

I fucking love this.
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>>53615940
Always put something in the pots. it sucks to search and find nothing. even like, a banana is good.
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>>53618284
Just about all of the early ones focus on at least one monster and how to eat it properly.

Chapter 7.5 and 14.5 are condensed 'Monster Tidbits' chapters that briefly summarize some of their encounters. I was a fan of chapters 6 + 7 which cover how Living Armors work (beyond a magical explanation)
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>>53616227
hilarious
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