/CYOAG/ Why Didn't Anyone Else Make A New Thread? Edition

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Guess I'll dump till you guys show up.

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>>53604539
All... By... Myself...

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>>53604562
Don't Wanna Be All By Myself... Anymore...

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>>53604579
What is it you DO want, anon?

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>>53604579
All By Myself...

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>>53604602
But baby you aint gotta be...all alone
In the night

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>>53604601
My Waifu.
Same as always.
Thanks for coming by the way. It was lonely.

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>>53604637
Cause something is calling me,
telling me to make it right

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This cyoa is too good to be almost never posted.

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>>53604667

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>>53604651
>My Waifu.
But you could have so much more.

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>>53604666
Forget all the pain that is caused by life and
Watch the snow fall in the moonlight

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>>53604687

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>>53604688

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>>53604707

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>>53604695
So baby please! Lets make love.
I dont wana fight

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>>53604717

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>>53604687
Fucking agreed.
It's like Royal Revival, but I don't have deal with some bitch calling me sis the entire way through!
>>53604688
More?
Like... two waifus?

Also declaring thread theme song in advance: https://youtu.be/NYwoDEZ8hdw

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>>53604738

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>>53604734
But Im just a man, broken and constantly misunderstandin
So here I stay, to this day, all alone. In the night.

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>>53604753

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>>53604760

>>53604539
>>53604562
>>53604579
I like this one. Repostan build.
>Manta XR1
>Extra Room x2
>Theater
>Kitchen
>Gym


>Mary Jane
>Alexandria Torgue
>Saint Thomas
>Charles III
>Tessa


>Stratus GX
>Bio-Pod V1.1

>Ms. Alice

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>>53604782

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>>53604806

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>>53599550
>>53599524
>>53599496
Be the Randomly Compatible Girl Mode.
10 rolls
Choosy Appearance
3, 5, 12, 13, 23, 52, 77, 78, 79, 80
>Delusional
Well alright I can probably live with that.
>Dirty Mouth T99
I am going to need some practice.
>Clingy
Can see this being a point of contention but not one I'd RR for.
>Magical Girl
Aw yeah.
>Piercings
AW. YEAH.
>Delinquent
I am the renegade of my magical girl squad.
>Body Swap
...hubby's gonna need to get up to speed with self-defense classes if they're gonna be dealing with my side-job.
>Unique Style
Hmmm.....not sure where to turn with this one.
>Cynical Asshole
>Meek
So very audacious and absolutely foulmouthed in order to cover up the fact that I have like no actual spine under the wrong circumstances.
"I DON'T CARE DAMNIT JUST PICK SOMETHING YOU CUNT GARGLING SCUMFUCK"

Taking that Sucy option for appearance via Choosy.

Compatable with blind picks on
>>53587548
>The Law
>Very Angry Plant
>Spare Parts

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>>53604825

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>>53604846

Aaaand, my Build:
[Name]
Padrone Demetri Gabriel
[Gender]
Male
[Origin]
Twilight Abxrai
[Craft]
Phantom Master
[Personal Abilities]
Swordsman (Lvl 3)
[Occult Abilities]
Arcane Understanding (Lvl 1)
Appearance (Lvl 2)
[Phantoms]
Bahamut
Kya Wunder
Kyab Wunder
Kyur Wunder
Ghost Trick
Tea Time
Ruin
Ryuu
[Friends]
Luna Arcideal
Excutioner of Arcadia. Id
[Stories]
(The Truth) Hell's Falling
Defense of the Sakura Tree
Puppet of Bordicca
Witch Hunts

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>>53599496
Finally made a build for this.
Haven't touched the DLC yet, but so far I think I'm pretty happy with how things turned out.

[Game Mode]
Normal Mode
[Compensation]
Beauty Tier 2 (-6)
Luck (-2)
Pleasure Tier 2 (-3)
Adventure Tier 2 (-4)
Hearth and Home Tier 2 (-3)
[Appearance]
Shallow As Fuck (Pic Relate)
[Quirks]
High Libido Tier X (X=3)
Exhibitionist
Clingy Tier 2
Attention Whore
Sex Marathon
Desserts (Sex Fluids)
Yandere
Let Go!
Nightmares
Milk Lover
Horny
Daddy Issues
Super Tight
Cum Addict
Sensitive
Fuck Me Please!
Unique Style (Belly Dancer/Harem Pants)
Meek

>>53604505
Guess I'll give an update for this:

I'm not gonna really change this CYOA much apart from adding and changing a few things. The whole spellcrafting thing will be its own CYOA but they will link together. I imagine most people would probably just play both together anyways, but think of it as you finding a place to live in the city, researching/inventing up a bunch of patents (with the optional help of a student you choose to mentor for extra benefits) and then making money/prestige off of your inventions. I'm trying to figure out a way you can patent spells and magitech inventions, cause that's really ambiguous considering the scope I'm gonna allow you to invent things.

That said, I'm focusing more on Audit CYOA for now. This one will come next, then a post-apocalyptic Hellshock-fueled, vapourwave-aesthetic squad-based CYOA, and then my power armour CYOA.

>>53605093
>Audit CYOA
Your what now?
I saw this mentioned a few times but thought it was some program or something based on how you talked about it.

>>53604753
>Gender
Male.
>Origin
Arcideal
>Craft
Phantom master
>Abilities:
Speed level 2
Intelligence level 2
Wind level 3
Ice level 1

>Phantoms
Bahamut
Black knight
Hadis
Kyab Wunder
Ryuu
Tea Time
Token

>Characters
Lana Arcideal
Streigo Dracul

>Stories
(The truth) Hell's falling
Rise of the Twilight tribes
Defense of the Sakura tree

The plan is pretty simple. I'll start a business likely accounting or something like that. From then I'll work at solving problems and slice of life with some cute phantom. Live a mostly comfy lifestyle until shit got real.

Have a build for highlander, should it be in a stat format with perks, or should it be positives/negatives?

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>>53605151
You're an auditor in a dystopian society on the fringe of falling apart with the prestige and capability of reducing one's status to subhuman, basically.

>>53604651
Cou'Alar is the best.

I'm looking for an island CYOA that was made somewhat recently, one of the companions is a yandere girl and another is an artist dude. It's not DSA's island survival. Anyone know what I'm talking about?

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Soon our God Italics will descend and wipe clean this wretched world with their deliverance of Pokemon Personified Plus+.

Soon...

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Reposting this as I'm sure there are some typos and bugs I missed. There's ALWAYS more typos.

Working on some DLC today, but I suspect real life will prevent me finishing much until the next weekend.

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>>53605334

>>53604753
>>53604782
>>53604806
>>53604825
>>53604846
>>53604888
Always see this but never looked at it. Guess I'll build.

Damien Shaw, Male, Saint Orlindce
>Phantom Master

Powers
>Strength Level 2
>Endurance Level 3
>Martial Artist Level 1
>Ice Level 1
>Arcane Understanding Level 1
My strength and endurance are already a good combination against any enemy. Throw in martial arts so I know what I'm doing, ice for extra weapons and coating my fist with spikes, and finally understanding so I can analyze my enemy.

Phantoms
>Hadis
>Kya Wunder
>Kyab Wunder
>Kyur Wunder
>Tea Time
>Sister Vatican
I've put the Wunder family back together, so that's all and good. Overall this odd squad seems to be a good team.

Characters
>Streigo Dracul
>Executioner of Arcadia Id
All I can say is that this should be fun.

Stories
>(The Truth) Hell's Falling.
>Defense of the Sakura Tree
>Puppet of Bordicca
>Witch Hunts
I fight for the freedom of all. I will save the tree, keep the puppet safe, guide the witch, and finally assist the cult to bring back Orlindce.

>>53605301
>wipe clean this wretched world

Your God is not one of justice, but chaos.

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>>53604505
This is one of the more /comfy/ CYOA's I have.

>>53605475
Already got posted.

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Posting my offering, slightly re-tweaked from the last time I posted it.
You can do builds with it, but I haven't done the missions yet. They might be a while.

Also, any feedback at all is very welcome; especially regarding points balance.

Part 1.

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>>53605506
Part 2.

A few threads back someone posted a cyoa called Defender's of Humanity. It was some moe shit but I was wondering if there was only the 3 pages to it, or if the anon just stopped posting single thread got past page 10. I didn't have to have an incomplete cyoa saved.

>>53604935
Powers: Flash Flood, Protection
Daughters: Peach, Ru
Danger: Black Prince
The daughters should provide a nice contrast and even if it might be a hassle trying to stop Ru from challenging the prince to duels all the time, if things really become serious I can just flood his entire island nation and Peachs ability is a nice back-up as well. Eventually Peach will become infatuated with the prince, because of their shared amoral nature and intelligence using her ability to make it so that instead of pursuing me he made her his queen, giving my children a royal throne, Peach the opportunity to work in education and Ru an army to play warlord with.

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>>53605531
Part 3.

>>53605533
I think Defenders is in beri's drive.

>>53605506
I really enjoy this one, thank you for making it

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>>53605556
Part 4.

>>53605608
'sokay. Nice to know it's being enjoyed!

Did the new art genie get finished?

>>53604667

>Go to Genr
>Dependable

>Shield 3
>Agility 2
>Power 2
>Stealth 1
I've made this build before, the concept is to be an unobtrusive, near unbreakable bodyguard that's able to flash step into harms way but isn't much of a fighter themselves.

>Diplomacy
>Calming
While I'm letting swords break on my face and protecting my charge, I'll try disarm my opponents with a smile and words of peace.

>Leron
Good bro and has gone out of his way for you, how could you not take him?
>Elely
If she's going to hit anyone it should be me, I can take it. Gotta get me that tsun tsun
>Jule
Probably my main bodyguarding job and a real cutie and another potential waifu especially if the Diplomacy entry about the Queen wanting me marry me to one of her daughters is true
>Ilo
The bad cop to my good cop, and as tough as I am I don't think I'd scare easily. In fact with my stealth hi/bye skills I can probably turn the tables.
>Erin
Just seems like a sweet girl, and my passive resistance and diplomacy skills should mean I can defuse a lot of situations without violence anyway, hopefully endearing me to her which makes her member 3 of the love quadrangle
>Stockholm Syndrome
Tied to Elely; she seems the toughest and it adds an interesting wrinkle to our relationship as to why she'd volunteer for that when she seems so intent on beating me.

For Quests:
Starting with
>Diplomacy
Between Jule and I we should have this locked down.
>Morale Boost
For something a little more fun until the next big job; having Elely AND Erin as companions, and the diplomatic skills to talk them into bikinis should make Leron very happy and he deserves it.
>Beasts
A slightly tougher challenge for my diplomatic skills, but I think I'm the man for the job; I'm not much of a fighter, but I am superhumanly strong, fast and tough with a calming aura, so I should be able to get them to listen to me long enough to set their tests and then pass them.

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>>53605643
Part 5.

>>53605506
I dig this, but you really should make it a PDF for easy of use

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>>53605662
Part 6.

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>>53605681
Part 7.

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>>53605704
Part 8.

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>>53605723
Part 9.

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>>53605739
Part 10.

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>>53605765
Part 11. (only one more to go now.)

>>53605786
Part 12; the final part.

>>53604688
>Race
Human
>Attributes
Brawn 5
Alacrity 5
Personality 8
Sagacity 10

>Backstory
Nobility

>Skills
Soldiering
Etiquette
Eavesdropping
Gambling

>Class
Tongji

>Class Skills
Plaguebearer
Raise dead
Soul drain
Skill Sap

>Arms and armor
Padded armor
Magical Catalyst
Magical Focus
Banner

>Magical Items
Sentinel stakes
Sweet scent
Gem of Listening
Cloak of warmth
Book of knowledge

>Boons
Half-breed (Gumiho)

>Drawbacks
Heart of fury

>Companions
Monoka Tadashi
Roi-Ha Cho
Seol-Yung Cho

>Quests:
Paekku pilgrimage
The Emperor's new court
The Captured Phoenix
The Winter folk

Play it like the stereotypical Wuxia evil adviser who goes a little batshit in combat and tends to win via manipulating the court scene. While searching for ancient knowledge. The shape shifting ability will be very helpful with this plan.

>>53604935
I really wish there were more cyoas like this, it is pretty amazing. I would just build a forest kingdom with Sweet and Apple, with the Adventurers as the protectors of the realm. It should not be hard for Apple to convince them to join her cause. Or maybe a kingdom with Apple and Terra, who would have her own devoted cult of worshippers.

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>>53605797
God dammit sonofawhore I forgot the picture!

>>53605819
what happened?

Someone post the power armor cyoa

>>53605590
What is beri's drive? Is that something to do with jumpchain? I mostly just loiter here and on the /d/ cyoa thread.

>>53606155
All the armor is broken.

>>53606179
Check the pastebin.

I've decided to only use 4chan during sunday and the discord is pure blogfaggotry and cancer. Did I miss anything important related to CYOAs?

>>53606179
Look in the pastebin in OP. There are a ton of "collections' by creators or various anons. Beri's drive is his google drive with his cyoas on it.

>>53606205
>>53606214
Oh cool, I thought that was just pictures and ideas to spoonfed newbies along to making them. I didn't even notice it had cyoas in there.

>>53606207
Not really, no.

anyone have the latest hell invasion?
also is the author still working on a new version, 4.0 I think?

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>>53606298
I don't have the latest one actually, but I can tell you that Ordion won't be back anytime soon. The last time I saw him post, he was talking about work he has to do for his degree and going out of the country and that he was getting a little sick of these threads so he needed a break anyway. So I wouldn't quite hold my breath if I were you.

So I've been abroad the past few weeks and forget to take my laptop so I couldn't work on cyoas. Anything really interesting pop up in the last month or so?

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>>53606373
I don't want to keep saying no because it makes me sound like a jaded asshole, so I'll just say that I can't recall any myself and invite someone else to post a recent CYOA that they enjoyed.

>>53606373

From this thread alone we got
>>53604505
>>53604539
>>53605334
>>53605506

Which are all new or WIPs.

>>53606445
I want to beat the author of this with a 13in rubber cock.
RED = FIRE
YELLOW = EARTH
GREEN = WIND
BLUE = WATER

>>53605334

I'd be a Coroner/Necromancer teamed with a Deathraiser Moth.

I'd be contracted to Cally and buddies with Lisette. Cally would probably draw me into the elf war, though I'd have the sense to avoid the front lines. Archers and giant moths don't really mix.

>>53605506

Well, mutant jungle for sure. Not having to worry about rads or food or water is always a plus.

High Plains Drifter. Theres lots of things blocking the view in the jungle so reflexes will help a lot. And of course, one shot one kill saves on my bullets.

[200]
Snake Like Reflexes [200]
One shot one kill [200]
Resilient [180] cause not dying is good.
Pretty Face [165] cause charming and people is good
First Aider - Playing Doctor [135] cause, again, not dying is good.
Tactical Insight [125] good for protecting my little town that im starting.
Silent treat [117] not being seen is useful for not dying , which is good.
Technical Knack - Im an engineer [91] Because, I am one.
Happy merchant [81] Gotta get bullets somehow.
Hack and slash [66] because you have to save bullets sometimes. And guns are loud.

Weapons :
Melee bioweapon [62] Probably useful for chopping up wood too.
Large bioweapon + toxic [44] Hope it can also shoot non toxic shots too so I can eat things I kill. Or at least let the poison disappear after a while or something.

Vehicles:
Not much good in the jungle to be honest. I'll get a mutant beast, more for a pet and work horse than a vehicle.
Beast, empathic bond [21]

Equipment:
Telescopic scope for my biosniping [9]

If there were drawbacks, I'd take some here so I can get solar panel and mr Fusion. But since I cant ... well this jungle is technically a city so I'm sure I can find some electronics and solar panels. Im an engineer so its ok.

Since I cant lets take a first aid kit since I'm a doctor [1] and a luxury cause I can trade that [0]
to be cont

>>53604771
> Water Elemental
Would being a water elemental let me breath underwater? I'd assume so.
>Shifter
Lots of new places to explore underwater, so should be a constant stream of XP. Also (presumably) less likely to run into zombies there.
>Faster Growth
>Sleepless
>Swift Shadow
Also aimed at exponentially increasing the speed with which I can explore and thus level.

>Energy Generator (Portable)
>Power Module (Small)
I'm assuming I can make the above and indeed the rest of my gear waterproof
>Personal Shield
>Stealth Suit
>Kevlar
>Melee Weapon (some kind of trident for underwater use)
>Energy Weapon Upgrade (lazer trident!)
>Communicator
>Basic Info Pack
>Player Database

Basically I'll stick to the waterways and level up as fast as I can, hopefully sneaking around any zombies I do run into. There shouldn't be many though.

>Second Wave
Hopefully by now I've got some levels under my belt, and have enough stealth skills to scout out some dungeons. I don't have much combat potential, but I can probably make some good trades letting the dungeon teams know whats ahead.

>Third Wave
Singular Industries for me; I'd be well suited for finding hard to reach resources or good spots to set up factories, and spending my pay on implants sounds like a good idea.

Anyone got the one very bubbly and comfy one about childhood where you got to choose your parents, classmates, childhood setting, etc?

>>53606661
cont


Companions:
Lilly mitchell. Not because she's jailbait. I promise. BUT. Mr. Fusion is in the equipment section, and you did god damned say free. (But also, she is a jailbait). And she has some good items I dont like the map and hand crank dynamo.

Sylvia. She seems nice, and unlimited water is nice. Compatible with machiney things which is interesting.

NG3-Florence
Better than me at doctoring, and can actually sew. Plus those multiple solar panels will be helpful in giving mr fusion a kickstart. Maybe... maybe sylvia can connect to her port.

Lizzy I guess? I'm not entirely sure we need a second sniper, but she seems nice. She seems like an all rounder too so thats not too bad.

Well, first things first. Clear out a building, set up our base and defenses, get that mr fusion running, find some water to purify, hunt animals, and grow my bioweapons.

>>53605219
Hey Sandra, the jumpchain fags want a swap on that CYOA you made for them however many months ago because one of the people you added on there doesn't actually exist or something. They've got a tripfag who wants himself on there instead of the nonexistent guy. You give a shit about doing it for them?

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>>53606772
hwat

post traveler

>>53606837
>mfw someone posted it but I forgot to refresh before writing this comment

delet this

>>53606812
dun smug me Sandra pls
But yeah one of their tripfags got pretty attached to your present and wanted to get themselves on there (but I guess doesn't have PS so they can't do it themselves?).
If you give a shit about doing it I'll throw it at you otherwise just go back to doing whatever shit you were doing. They've actually got stuff prepared for it or something.

>>53606350
>Ordion won't be back anytime soon
well fuck

He was shit anyway. I'll miss DSA way more.

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>>53606866
...I still don't get it.

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>>53606892
This. One of their tripfags wants you to remove 3rd down on the left and replace it with one of themselves. If you don't want to change it I don't give a fuck but I'll let them know anyways.

>>53606973
Sounds really cringey.

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>>53606973
I'm going to sleep.

>>53606973
Sounds like you have a real attention whore on your hands.

>>53606973
>One of their tripfags wants you to remove 3rd down on the left and replace it with one of themselves.

why do tripfags do this

there are so many other places they can seek validation with their need to be identified, why do they need to do it here

>>53606973
Dirge? From what I understand Dirge does exist but the community hates him and the stuff he's done...supposedly.

>>53606984
>>53607022
not my problem, I'm just a messenger.

>>53607011
kay

>>53606973
>>53607043
Dirge exists, he's the target of a particular shitposter, more so now that he has left the thread.

>>53606973
Did they ask for this in one of their threads? Do you have a link? I want to see if this is as entitled and desperate for attention as it sounds

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>>53607066
>>53607043
I'm not a part of /jc/ anymore, and /jc/ made it pretty clear that they're happy with me gone so it's just normal 4chan etiquette for the trip to stop existing.

>>53607080
I don't follow their threads, but the tripfag showed up on SB mentioning that he wanted to be in it, and I didn't give a shit to be in it since I've never tripped here in gen, so I never knew why SDA put me in there in the first place. Seemed kind of weird to see me in there when I've been in gen longer than in jc.

I knew that SDA made it, so I just told him I'd ask SDA to replace him in. I asked him to at least give me basic shit so it wasn't telling SDA to work with nothing and he gave me basic shit. If SDA doesn't want to do it I'm not going to bother further, I'd rather SDA actually gib new fuggin' CYOA.

I mean I don't think it was that bad or anything? They just really like SDA's CYOA?

>>53604935
Protection, Beast's Call
Peach, Terra
Great Mother
Build a maze menagerie, have Terra place sporadic areas of darkness and light to throw off cultists. Should any cultists make it through alive, have Peach rewrite the event extensively.

Could somebody post worm?

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>>53607173
>SB
Also, Quiet wrote most of them. I only wrote the last two.

>>53607173
Probably because you're a well known name there.

>>53607193
There are 5 versions of worm at the very least.

Should a DLC emulate the tone of the main game, even if it is OOC? Or should characters be written to facilitate a smooth transition between both sections?

>>53607195
Oh I know Quiet wrote most of them, but the template is yours. I probably should've just handed him the template and told him to go wild himself. So many random posts over nothing.

Weren't you going to sleep Sandra.

>>53607225
Trust me there's like twenty people ahead of me. It's been at least four or five months since I showed up in /jc/, so unless those guys are still bickering over replacing the CYOAs I wrote I dunno why they're still that fixated.

>>53604667
Don't bother. It doesn't get builds.

>>53607296
They have taken to calling each other dirge in place of calling each other a shitposter. It started with someone doing it seemingly seriously, then someone calling that anon dirge, then it spiraled out of control from there. As for them bickering over replacing jumps, more so than ever.

What CYOA makes you feel sad in a good way?

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>>53607353
The one's that don't come true.

>>53605506
Is it safe to assume Mr. Fusion produces enough to power a good sized home and not enough to fuel my entire Airship?

>>53607334
Sounds like they need to get their heads out of their asses and just allow authors to make whatever fucking chain they feel like.

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>>53606725
This one anon?

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>>53607423
I'll post the rest.

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>>53607452

>>53607404
I think you're expecting too much of namefags and those that take them seriously.

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>>53607461

>>53607334
It's kind of funny that SB is a more productive environment but it is what it is. Good luck to you guys replacing my CYOAs.

>>53607404
I think they've got like two or three years of momentum now so there's no stopping anytime soon. And they're just more obsessed with shitting on people than making CYOAs. I think somehow after all this time and in spite of how much they hate me, I still manage to hold the record for CYOAs made that fit their format. I find that pretty fucking sad.

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>>53607498

>>53604667
Go
Good (8F/12C)
Supportive (8F/10C)
Armor (8F/8C)
Survival (8F/7C)
Stealth (8F/6C)
Intelligence(8F/4C)
Learning(8F/2C)
Training(8F/0C)

Calming (6F/0C)
Dysphoria(4F/0C)
Beauty(2F/0C)
Money(1F/0C)
Dating (0F/0C)

Leron (0F/0C)

Philosopher’s Stone

It's really cute. I loved reading it.

>>53606772
>>53606866
>>53606973
>go on /CYOAG/
>find this
Uh...I didn't really care all that much about getting on there, anon, nor did I want to replace anyone. I was just messing around. Don't even have enough for a bio anyway.

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>>53607553

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>>53607604

>>53607623
I hope this was what you were looking for, anon. If not, I'm sorry for wasting your time.

>>53607644
Even if it isn't what that anon was looking for, thanks for posting it. This is one of my favourites, it just feels nice to read and make a build for.

>>53607679
I honestly don't remember if there's another one that's similar to this in terms of comfy and the array of choices. The other comfy cyoas we've had were shorter I think? But yeah this one is always nice.

>>53607698
Yeah, most of them are about...I want to say two, three pages max? And that's with drawback, so they have even less available.

>>53607727
I really need to go digging back in the pastes and see if I can find it, but there was a sort of slice of life shopkeeper cyoa that I liked a lot too. Reminded me of those Atelier games with little kids being alchemists and w/e

>>53607577
Aw, the ol' "I was only pretending lol"

>>53607423
>Boy
>Muscular

>Quick Learner
>Impressive
>Creativity
>Cosplay

>Suburban
>Big House
>Huge Kitchen
>Outdoor pool
>Live-in help
>L-lewd!!!
>Electronics

>Married
>Lax M&D
>Strict M&D
>Ambitious D
>Hardworking D
>Housewife M
>Open-minded

>Hina
>Gil-kun
>Morgan
>Stella
>Tony

>Sebastian Live in
>Vincent
This bastard is gonna teach me how to cook.

>Thor
>Aaron
>Christopher
The boys are back in town bitches. Thats all my points!

>>53607831
Not really pretending, just having some fun. I mean, we followed that up with bane posting and other such stupidity. Hell, I wasn't even the one to bring up replacing someone on there, I was just making a stupid joke about not being on there despite suggesting myself at the time with my name on backwards.

>>53607831
>>53607869
If you two want to go discuss jumpchain why don't you do it in their threads?

>>53605506
Yeah after going through it I think like >>53605675 it'd be nice if there's a pdf version. It just keeps going on and on. Nice job though

>>53607920
I was just checking the thread out and saw the topic come up, thought I'd clarify what happened.

>>53605819
Shylock is cute

CUTE

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>>53596748
Patience, my dearest love.

>>53607423
>Boy
>Muscular
>Quick Learner
>Easy Gains
>Safeguard
To learn quickly (and remember all my mistakes from this life so as to not repeat them) and get /fit/ with minimum effort.
>Urban
>Big Apartment
I actually love this style of living now; it might not be as convenient growing up with siblings though, but lets find out!
>Outdoor Pool
Good way to keep /fit/ and stay cool, as well as just fun to play in.
>Electronics

>Away
Mother works overseas/interstate, Dad works a fairly lazy job and is at home a lot more.
For Father
>Loving
>Supportive
>Lax
For Mother
>Strict
>Supportive
>Hardworking

>Small Allowance
>Adopted
I like the idea that I'm still me, more or less; just with a better body and mind and the chance to do a lot of things right, and that I'll grow up with good people even if I'm not a blood relation.

>Anya
>Dylan
Due to the age I'm going to say they're fraternal twins.
>Morgan
I can play vidya with my NEET older sister

Because Father is kind of lazy, we'll get some help; Mother brings in the money to make it happen (what does she even see in him really)
>Mimi
It honestly feels more like we're doing her a favour than the other way around
>Harry
Me and the twins are pretty young, Dad DOES have a job, Mother is overseas and big sis is a shut in, so having someone to pick us up and keep an eye on us would be great. I'm sure the twins would love him and he'd be a great role model for me; I might as well put my easy gains to good use and have him introduce me to martial arts. I will probably try hook him up with Morgan.
>Ivan
I just can't not take Ivan, he's so great

Man I feel like I have too many points left over at this stage, but we'll pick up

>Erika
>Christopher
>Thor
>Teri
>Kate
>Catherin

... 12 points left over. Fuck it
>Public Speaking
>Creativity
>Cosplay
>Impressive
>Amazon
>Gentle Puberty

guess I'll just be perfect

>>53607423
What would happen if you pick both Clarice and Lacee

>>53608416
antimatter explosion

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Stop posting waifu cyoas.

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>>53604505
Can someone post Urban Unease?

Everytime I try 4chan says the filesize is too big.

>>53605334
Working on an expansion for this with 9 new beasts and 6 drawbacks you can take for extras, I have one beast slot empty and want advice as to what to fill it with. First option is this

>>53608634
>made to accompany girls to populate Mars
>was only pretending to be straight

Who else /destroyerofcyoas/ here?

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>>53608656
forgot to add picture reeee

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>>53608663
second option

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>>53608672
third option

Thoughts?

>>53608656
Shouldn't you tell us where the images originate from so we don't suggest one that doesn't exist?

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>>53606487
>YELLOW = EARTH
>GREEN = WIND

>>53608634
already here anon

>>53604734

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>>53608607
sounds like you need a woman in your life, anon

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>cyoa gives you a perfect waifu
>before you reach your weight goal

STAY AWAY! DONT LOOK AT MY BODY!!

>>53608704
well, these are the three I'm asking for advice on
>>53608672
>>53608683
>>53608663

>>53608769
Let's see:
>>53608663
Most erotic
>>53608672
Too much going on
>>53608683
Pretty cool

I'd say either Sassy or Kirin.

>>53608663
In the thumbnail this one looks like his little pecker is sticking out.

>>53608811
Shut up. Sasquatch has a strong, manly penis.

>>53608834
Teeny. Tiny. Pecker.

>>53608797
>>53608811
well now I can't unsee Sasquatch penis so guess Kirin is in the lead

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>>53605506

Setting: Desert Wastes

Archetype: Bunker-Baby from India (Akaran)
Name: Vril Khan

Abilities:
Brute Strength (20)
Resilient (20)
Heart of Ice (8)
Snake-like reflexes (16)

Skills:
Happy Merchant (0)
First Aider (0) + Playing doctor (0)
Tactical Insight (10)
Technical Knack (0) + Engineer (0) + Computer (10)

Weapons:
Knife (1)
Pre-War Pistol (16)

Vehicles:
Airship (0) + Solar Power (0)

Equipment:
Loadsofmoney (0)
Specialits Tools (16)
Map (10)
Compass (10)
Binoculars (14)
Souped-up engine (12)
Armour Plating (8)
Computer (16) +Desktop (12)
Expanded Fuel (0) - So that the Airship can fly over night

Vril Khan came from the far-away country of India through his airship. He is an explorer and tradesman, a pleasant and polite friend.

Or that is what he appears to be. The truth is that he is a genetically modified human send on a mission to find everything out about Project Proteus.
On the outside he appears fully human but his mind is something terrible. He stands at the zenith of human possiblity and even more. His body and mind is enhanced through nanosymbionts.

Companions:
1. 0 - 279
2. Daniel
3. Lizzy LeChance
4. Mysterious Benefactor

He uses his companions mostly as agents on his search.
O-279 is his most trusted agent, even knowing what what Vril is. But being a no-hearted machine, it doesn't care They benefit themselves. O-279 brings the firepower whil Khan the intelligence.
Daniel and Lizzy don't know Vril's true intentions, for them he is only one employer. And Vril sees them as desposable trackers.
His mysterious contracts makes Vril uneasy, already distrusting telepaths like Missy he tries to gain a way to know his contracts true identity.

>>53605662
The most powerful combat setup is to dual-wield tower shields (160 CR with Hack&Slash&Slice&Dice, 2x pre-war tower shield). Not sure if this is intended.

>>53608755
you can just kill yourself, if your waifu is perfect shell be there in the afterlife with you

>>53604688
Nobles should be allowed to do animal keeping too

>>53608755
Hah, this is kind of funny.

>>53609141
assuming you can't take a melee multigun as a focus. Would be hilarious though.

>>53608921
Booo. Sasquach is best

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Would a guy like this play cyoas or is life one big cyoa for him?

>>53609388
Life is hardly an adventure.

More so an ironic curse riddled with minimal benefits vastly outweighed by its innate cruelty.

>>53609388
Can he acquire phenomenal cosmic power in life?

>>53607452
>want to live in a big house
>special rooms are shit

Ree

>>53609402
Maybe you're just ugly and boring?

>>53609388
CYOAs are fun

Attractive people like fun too

>>53609413
Nope, that's just life.

>>53609402
>innate cruelty
no such thing, you're talking about the neutral baseline that everything is measured against

>>53609404
If he tells your gf to suck his cock, she probably would. That's a pretty nifty power.

>>53609431
That's not phenomenal cosmic power. Besides, I don't have a girlfriend.

>>53609431
>implying anon has a girlfriend
or, alternately
>dating whores without principles

>>53609440
Girlfriend or wife. Same thing.

>>53609423
Nah. There's only one life to be lived. One experience is not enough and never will be. Life is innately cruel for ripping consciousness away from oneself in the end.

It's just the way things are. The bad has always reigned over the good. Living life to the fullest is what truly matters, even when it truly doesn't.

>>53609455
I don't have any of those things.

>>53609445
>whores without principles

What? You telling me that if your favourite moviestar ordered you to have sex with her, you would refuse?

That's just stupid.

>>53609467
Are you severely underage? Like 8 years old?

>>53609468
Not that anon, but I would.

My wife would probably call me stupid though.

>>53609456
there can by definition be no such thing as innate cruelty, as cruelty is worse than the baseline of things, thus just like kindness it's always exceptional

the only thing making you think life is cruel is your own flawed expectations of it

>>53609476
I have come here to acquire phenomenal cosmic power and play CYOAs. And I'm all out of CYOAs.

>>53609480
I think you misunderstand. The universe is a terrible place to be because of how limited one is within it, and how the collective of us consistently screws our mass chances of achieving happiness and greatness, especially as a whole.

Life is horrendous, but that doesn't mean you can't enjoy it.

>>53609468
right now? probably not? i dont really have a favorite movie star, so i suppose ill just replace it with the image of pretty hot chick

yeah id have sex with her, but right now im a single bachelor without much going on in my life, and thus nothing much to lose

if i actually had a stable and meaningful relationship that made me happy with a girl who expected monogamy then id have to be an idiot to give that up just for a night of sex though

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>>53609468
>he thinks loyalty and commitment is stupid
Who hurt you?

>>53609476
the bait is too tempting

>>53609477
She's right.

If my bf had the chance to fuck Angelina Jolie and didn't, I'd dump him on the spot. Girlfriends come and go but Angelina doesn't come knocking on your door twice.

>>53609499
uh, no, i still see you saying the same things so i dont misunderstand at all - you think life SHOULD be better than it is, and conclude that this makes it cruel

but honestly that's bullshit, things are what they are, not what you arbitrarily wish they were, thus you can't judge them against your unrealistic wishes

>>53609518
Women in a nutshell.

>>53609518
>come and go
can't hide your power level, can you

>>53609519
>you think life SHOULD be better than it is
No, because this is an impossibility.

I do believe you misunderstanding my point(s) of view, anon. Despite the contrary of what you seem to think I'm preaching.

>>53609519
>life SHOULD be better than it is
This implies that it's actually good.

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>>53609518
imagine being this much of a cuck

>>53609536
your posts don't make any sense whatsoever otherwise

>>53609539
this guy here isn't even trying though, what a fucking moron

>>53609555

You sound like you're in denial. Life isn't all lush and green, anon. There is no balance between good and bad.

>>53609578
you sound like you're projecting things i never said though

im telling you that whatever life is, that's the baseline, and because it's the baseline you can't call it cruel

whether life is great or terrible from anyones perspective makes no difference

>>53609543
See >>53609526

>>53609591
Life can be great or terrible regardless of perspective.

>>53609600
it can't, because it being great or terrible are perspectives in the first place

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In a cuckold cyoa, would you rather be the girl, the bull, or the cuck? Feel free to tell me what you'd like to see in a cuckold cyoa too.

>>53609608
There are objectively good and bad things.

>>53609628
there are not, because good and bad are judged by the subject, not inherent to any object

>>53609591
Except life IS cruel. Because it gets ripped away.

Pain is stronger than joy. Always has been. We as a species evolved to better deter ourselves from it. Otherwise we wouldn't be here.

>>53609643
There are, it's the difference between opinions and facts.

>>53609652
life getting ripped away is normal, thus it is not cruel

>>53609653
and whether something is good or bad is an opinion

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>>53609622
I'd rather be the neighbor who has his life together but gets dragged into it all when the inevitable double murder-suicide goes down next door.

>>53609622
id rather be a cuckean who realizes she was a lesbian all along because of the incident

>>53609658
And here you are assuming what is normal normal is good. This is not the case.
>whether something is good or bad is an opinion
This is false. How many do you think would argue that something like betrayal is good?

>>53609673
i am not assuming what is normal is good, i am saying that what is normal is neither good nor bad, neither cruel nor kind

its simply the baseline that we judge other things against

>This is false. How many do you think would argue that something like betrayal is good?
its telling that you immediately jump to examples of subjective arguments

>>53609622
>Not being the camera guy

>>53609673
>How many do you think would argue that something like betrayal is good?
If nobody thinks betrayal is good, then how come so many people commit it? :^)

>>53609694
It's because they're shit.

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>>53609694

>>53609681
You can ignore the truth all you like, that won't change the fact that there are things that are objectively good and bad.

>>53609717
personal opinions can't be objective, anon

>>53609622
The cuckquean who's encouraging/manipulating my BF into fucking everyone and everything.

>>53609727
Is it an opinion that water is wet?

>>53609716
Really made you think, didn't it. :^)

>>53609694
Because sub-human filth aren't capable of higher-order moral thought and need to be purged from society. :^))))

>>53609733
wetness is objective, whether water is wet depends on the circumstances and the semantics of whatever example you might think of

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>>53609735
Only about how retarded that sentence was.

>>53609750
So what you're saying is, water isn't wet.

>>53609752
I don't think it would have triggered you if it was really retarded as you say. :^)

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>>53609761

>>53609756
so what youre saying is, youre too lazy to read a simple half line post

which goes to show why your train of thought in this conversation has been so lazy, i guess

>>53609774
Tell me, how can it be that water isn't wet?

>>53609622
sharia police officer who stones all three to death, optionally after raping them

>>53609777
well, for example, it could be frozen, or you could change the meaning of the word wet, or many other things

its pretty obvious youre fishing for a semantic win of some kind at this point, so i like to keep my options open

if you want to return to talking about actual things instead of just the use of words, feel free to say so

>>53609809
>frozen
This is ice, not water.
>change the meaning of the word wet
How often has this happened? Is the meaning of a word changed regularly for no reason whatsoever?

>>53607423
I can't take the shared bedroom and twin options because we're from different genders?

>>53609831
>This is ice, not water.
ice is water, just like steam is water, just like humidity is water, just like water mixed into a powder of some kind enough for the powder to not have any moistness is still water, etcetera - and none of those are wet

even your skin has water in it, but as you know if you aren't sweaty right now, skin is not necessarily wet

>How often has this happened? Is the meaning of a word changed regularly for no reason whatsoever?
it happens both naturally and artificially, and one of the things that happens in the long run is that languages evolve into something else

but yeah, i often see people redefining a word to suit them, some of them actually being honest enough to point out that they do so, while others just using their own definition and trying to bulldoze though all opposition including every dictionary

i see you've abandoned the talking about actual things thing, but i dont mind

>>53609777
Water is not wet if you are testing it with hydrophobic object

>>53609873
Your mother is hydrophobic object.

>>53609887
and your mind is humorphobic

>>53609866
Nobody calls all that shit water though, that's why there are different words for it
>languages evolve into something else
Sure, but this isn't gonna happen overnight. People "redefining" a word to suit their needs doesn't change the actual definition of the word.

>>53609909
m8, even if those things aren't water, the water inside them isn't wet, just like you wanted

>>53609924
I was talking about water, and water only, not ice, or steam, or any of that other shit.

>>53609937
no you weren't, as there is no such things as absolutely pure water, you could take your same line of reasoning to either extreme and get nowhere

this is why im telling you that this is a pretty pointless semantic argument

i dont really know what you were trying to get at with it, since we started with good and bad, from which wet is really dissimilar

>>53609887
How would you have responded were his mother ACTUALLY hydrophobia?

>>53609961
I wasn't talking about pure water, just water, you don't have to look into it so much.
>from which wet is really dissimilar
Add dry then.

>>53609976
water has many other meanings than your favorite on im afraid

>add dry
wet and dry are still completely incomparable to good and bad

good and bad are personal judgements, wet and dry are descriptions of physical properties

>>53610017
I was obviously talking about the first meaning of water, however, there will always be objectively good and bad things.

>>53604505
Ayy can some Burger explain to me what a GPA is?

>>53610040
>I was obviously talking about the first meaning of water
you were obviously deflecting and changing the subject from the argument you lost

>there will always be objectively good and bad things
inherently subjective judgements can't be applied objectively, but if you really do think you have an example of something that absolutely everyone thinks is good, then let's hear it (and have a laugh)

>>53610060
>everyone thinks is good
This doesn't matter, as opinions can't change facts.

>>53610041
Grade Point Average
Not many of us know EXACTLY what it is (And it only really matters for colleges as far as I understand)
But from what I understand they convert each of your letter grades to a number, add ALL the numbers together over your school career/ high school/stay at a college/whatever together and then... Average them
I'm pretty sure it's out of 4 with F=0 D=1 C=2 B=3 and A=4
Also remember our grade system is retarded and starts at 50% for an F and goes up by 10 for each grade

>>53610073
Ah, okay, so higher is better. Thanks.

>>53610071
show me something that's a factual opinion then

you're getting really boring now so please come up with something meaningful, me leading the entire conversation while you fart excuses has gone on long enough

>>53610103
Water is wet.

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>>53607423
>All those onee-sans and older female friends
I can't choose

>>53610083
Yeah. Oft in media we have smart blokes braggin' bout a 4.0 GPA to show how smart they are. Ironically I don't think many of US know what it means, other then that high = smart.
4.0 would mean that the person gets a 90% or higher for EVERYTHING. Also know that the >60% =F, 60%-69%=D, 70%-70%=C and so in is FAR from ironclad, and I had a class recently where "C" was 60+% and in grade school a few years had A be 92+%

>>53607549
>And they're just more obsessed with shitting on people than making CYOAs
True of the General, too. Specially authors for some weird reason

>>53610181
It's because they're shit, and their CYOAs are shit.

>>53610111
so you're saying water being wet is an opinion now? lel

>>53610213
It can be. It's also a fact.

>>53610213
Ice is oft not wet

>>53610226
you've had plenty of examples of water not being wet, so you know it isn't

but anon, not that i want to move away from your incredible water fetish, you still haven't given me an example of something objectively good or bad

>>53606487
Except when you think about it the colors they chose are perfect, and the colors you chose are terrible.

>>53610273
Those are different things, even if water is somehow a part of them.
>something
Jews.

>>53604667
Altruistic
>Strength of Character (3C)
Intelligence 2
Learning 1
>Power of Friendship (12F)
Diplomacy 2
Charming 2
Dating x5 5
Connections 1
Inspiration 2
>Companions (10F)
Eirin 1-1
Jule 3
Elely 2
Jenifer 2
Allyn 2
Leron 1
>Drawbacks (+3C +2F)
Ashamed
Enemies
Apocalipse Please
Stockholm Syndrome (Jule)
Panic Station
>Quests
Morale Boost
Diplomacy
Militarized
Sage

Time to conquer back the world and solve an issue my past self left with his constant flirting.

>>53610305
>those are different things
you can keep saying it, but that doesn't make it true

>Jews.
:^)

am i supposed take this as your admission of defeat? okay

>>53610321
>you can keep saying it
So can you.
>:^)
I wonder who is behind this post.

>>53610336
ill take that as a yes :^)

have a nice life, wrong anon

>>53610349
And dry hard to you, you filthy jew.

>>53608416
Oh carbs. You reminded me I said I was going to make a lewd-er version of the cyoa (Lascivious longings?) with Lacee as the narrator.
Dang it. I'll try to make it if I feel like making stuff again in the future.

>>53609622
I'd rather be the bull. It's better wish fulfillment - few people want to be cheated on, and few people who aren't unhappy somehow want to cheat, but damn near everyone wants to be so desirable they can tear someone away from their existing relationship. Look at James Bond - one of his schticks is a fetish for married women, and people idolize him.

>>53609622
The bull

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>>53605334
>>53605364
Rightyo, here's the fruit of todays labours.

I think this may as well just be considered page 2 of the CYOA in the future for what its worth, it doesn't really change the core idea very much.

I'm going to spot a million typos now I know.

>>53610305
Jesus was a Jew, and so were the Pharisees. Therefore Jews can be both good and bad.

>>53604667
I've never seen this before. Strange, because it's pretty interesting. Anyway, here's my build:
>Stay on Earth

>>53610558
If that was ever the case, it sure as hell isn't anymore.

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>>53610552
>Mutation
>you may give yourself a cock akin to your beast's

You can't include this option and not describe in detail the genitals of each option.

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>>53610570
Why?

>>53610616
Because I've got a mum and a dad and a brother and a cat and even some friends.

Same reason I'd fuck over my "sis" in Beri's thing.

>>53609591
>im telling you that whatever life is, that's the baseline, and because it's the baseline you can't call it cruel
Well, why not? Any form of desire-- perhaps even any form of emotion-- implicitly contains a judgement about the manner and degree to which a hypothetical world would be preferable to the actual one. In making these comparisons, there is no intrinsic reason to grant any deference to the actual world; it is entirely unclear why we should refer to it as a "baseline" or refrain from judging it harshly. Perhaps what you mean to say is that such judgements have little value because they cannot be acted upon, but why should our judgements regarding the cruelty of life (say) be altered in proportion to our capacity to change it?

>whether life is great or terrible from anyones perspective makes no difference
It makes all the difference in the world to the people holding those perspectives, doesn't it?

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>>53610629
>my "sis" in Beri's thing

>>53610608
I already made the Siegebreaker a dick joke, anything more than that is up to the power of your imagination anon

>>53610629
Yeah, but you don't immortality, a loving waifu, phenomenal powers, respect from your community, a perfect body, etc. do you, you ugly fuck?

>>53610647
Royal Revival, pleb
>>53610650
Fuck no, and maybe I LIKE it.

>>53610657
Beri made that?

>>53610662
IIRC.

>>53610570
It's actually an interesting dilemma in some ways; does the other world need you more than this one?

On top of that, even if you were just considering going for personal gratification, is it worth your loved ones here to wonder what happened to you? I'd think not, but... lets say a friend of yours was offered the same choice; would you expect them to turn down the chance at power, adventure, and possible love and happiness?

>>53610663
But it's nothing like any of the other CYOAS

>>53609622
Can I be the instrument of divine justice that punishes the wicked and the sinful?

>>53610670
What the fuck have you done in this world that's been so earth-shattering?
>loved ones
>/tg/

>>53610670
Nigga my loved ones ARE my personal gratification. What, you think I feed my cat out of some deep sense of honour and duty?

The "save the other world" thing does sting though.

>>53610687
>What the fuck have you done in this world that's been so earth-shattering?

Me? Nothing much. But its certainly not impossible to imagine some people have responsibilities here they'd take as seriously as anything else.

And I find myself realizing that if I was legimitately offered the "disappear to another world" CYOAs these days I'd normally decline because I couldn't leave my fiancee behind.

Ones where I could take them with me I'd go for in a heartbeat though.

>>53610638
>judging it harshly
judge it harshly, sure, but judging it cruel implies malice, not just a shitty state of affairs

>>53610670
Literally my only reason for accepting is so I might become beautiful and strong and marry a Chad. If this world won't give me Chad, it's useless to me. A world that doesn't give me what I want, shouldn't exist. They can all burn in hell.

>>53610689
>Nigga my loved ones ARE my personal gratification. What, you think I feed my cat out of some deep sense of honour and duty?

Sure I get that, I meant more the reasoning that you'd stay behind because of not wanting to hurt the people you'd leave behind, even though you'd be happier in the new world.

>>53610744
Nah fuck 'em. I'm leaving all those people I've "never met before", aren't I? I'm just sticking here 'cause I don't want to leave here.

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>>53610732
Is this you?

>>53610777
Huh?

>>53608660
>At least four horny, heterosexual women together with the last man on the planet who promised to have sex with them
Who else /reverserape/ here?

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>>53596409
>Ship Souls
>Not Armored Ships/Ship Cores
You disappoint me, SDA.

>>53610855
Joke's on you, I'm infertile.

>>53604539
Requesting Manta pic

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WHERE IS GENIE CYOA!!!!!

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