/tg/, if the primarchs were all puppers, what kind of pupper would they be?
Starting off with Guilliman as a German Shepard.
>universally recognised
>ubiquitous symbol of the military/police
>totally adequate but nonetheless overrated
>a good boy
>such a good boy
Sanguinius would be a jar over someone's fireplace.
>>53587089
Allyson the shit lifetime like, dorm the summary bulldog, Ross the form retriever, @ black lab for dark Angel
Russ would be a husky.
Magnus would be a retriever/lab mix with reddish fur.
Perturabo would be a cat.
>>53587212
Bro you're too far gone, go home, sleep it off.
Ferrus Manus would be a particularly foul tempered Aibo.
>>53587089
So is Horus a pitbull, totally great until they snap and savage your infants, or a jack Russel terrier?
Also, Rogal Dorm Samoyed. Because they're the heckin' stupidest AMD happiest good boys of all.
>>53587111
Nah, man. He's in the fridge. His creepy as fuck owner saved the corpse after it was euthanised and let it slowly decay into a soup, and takes it out to throw teaspoon-fulls at the neighbours kids sometimes, screaming "GET OFF MY LAWN" as a memorial to his beloved dead dog.
>>53587089
Prim-barks
>>53587261
Couldn't Russ be a wolfhound?
>>53587377
No, because wolves are stupid and Russ is pretty cunning.
Angron's that ugly mutt that trailer trash keep chained outside all day every day that's just pissed off 24/7 because some kids shot his head with a pellet gun and gave him brain damage.
>>53587261
>Perturabo would be a cat.
I lol'd.
>>53587089
>puppers
Off yourself normie.
The Lion is Kenny the White Lion, just with a set of dog ears sticky taped on.
>>53587574
Too real.
>>53587089
Vulkan would be a Newfoundland, Alpharius would be a mut, Curze would be one of those psycho chihuahuas that hates everything but is totally inneffective at actually doing anything.
Asking the hard hitting questions here.
>>53587574
Angron would be SMASHED and SLAMMED
I suppose in this scenario, the Emperor is Michael Vick.