"Pick-up lines that work better on a dragon than a barmaid."

>>53579905
What big teeth you have.

>>53579905
"Let the princess go, we both know I am the one you want!"

>>53579905
"Wanna go light some peasants on fire?"

>>53579905
"Hey, is it hot in here or is it just you?"

You're a big one aren'tcha?

>>53579905
"Hey babe, want some gold in your chest?"

"Hey, girl, wanna get... whored?"

DC 80 escape artist check

"Show me your gold."

>>53579905
"It shoots fire"

>>53579905
What big assets you have

>>53579905
"Hey baby, I've got a diamond in my pants for you".

>>53579905
You sure are a coldblooded, selfish creature.

>>53579905
"You've got some killer breath"

>>53579905
Hey, if you don't have your head stuck up your ass I'll gladly put mine in.

>>53579905
You're one smokin hot babe

Nice booty, hot stuff.

>>53580249
>>53580216
>>53579943
>>53580263
>>53580268
>>53580300
>>53580320
>>53580592
>>53580637
>>53580652
>>53580695
>>53580703
>>53580718
I mean, all of these seem like there are at least some barmaids who'd go for it

>>53581339
They're still better for dragons.

>>53579905
My buddy is a wingman, personally I'm a tailman.

>>53579905
"I love how your eyes match your scales."

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>>53581398

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>>53581398

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>>53580268
For you

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>>53581398

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>>53581398

>>53581398
Man, if you used that on my table i would allow you to roll for seduce.

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Things you can say about your bard, but not your girlfriend.

>>53585398
You inspire me to be a better person

>>53585398
Go ahead and seduce the Orc,

>>53585398
You exist.

>>53585398
The tales they tell are always so captivating!

>>53585398
The bard always goes and tries to fuck everyth-

>but not your girlfriend

Oh.

>>53581398
Top-notch.

>>53585398

You make such wonderful music!

>>53585398
My, our conversations are so interesting and insightful, I can´t help but pay attention to everything you say!

Yes, that dress makes your butt look big

>>53585398
He's always playing around with the virginals...

>>53579905
"are you a dragon cause I wanna DRAG my balls ON yo face"

>>53585398
I want you to shut your damn mouth.

>>53585398
I really like your fingering action

>>53585398
This bitch got some booty.

>>53585398
Just a little flat, but nothing we can't fix

>>53586951
>roll initiative

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>>53587223

>>53585398
"How do you not know how to do this? Just put it in your mouth and blow!"

>>53585398
They can go all night long.

>>53587287
Anon, I...

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Inside that guy's Bag Of Holding.

>>53587398

Forgot the word Objects/things at the start.

>>53587398
Too much rope and no lube whatsoever.
Also, a ridiculous amount of rapeseeds.

>>53587398
Twenty items that he "forgot to put on the sheet but would have definitely picked up at chargen"

>>53587398
Unapproved 3rd party splats.

>>53587398
Dragon phalli.

>>53585706
You cut too deep, anon. Too close to home.

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>>53587819

>>53581398
>>53587223
Only two good ones itt, what the hell /tg/?

>>53586951
Points for bravado at least

>>53585398
You really need a shave.

>>53587398
All the fun the rest of us aren't having.

>>53587398
A female NPC he kidnapped when we weren't looking.
No points for guessing why.

>>53587398
Another bag of holding.

>>53587398
the monster manual

>>53580656
The only good response in this entire thread

>>53587398
A handy dandy vial of Deus ex machina

>>53579905
Dare you let me enter my magical realm?

>>53579905
I am willing and able to fit my entire body inside of your cloaca in order to pleasure you.

>>53579905
That's a lot of gold you have there, wanna take a roll in it?

>>53585398
They like to fuck.

>>53587398
Everything he needs to enact his magical realm.

>>53580268
Tell me about the dragon, why does she wear the reverse scale?

>>53587878
KEK
U
C
K

>>53587398
A portable hole.

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>>53581398
Can't be beat.

>>53587398
>Another bag of holding

>>53588437
Then what's inside that one?

>>53587398
A pocket dimension comprised of nothing but the lady of pain's clit

>>53595152
More bags of holding.