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Warhammer 40k: How Order will be restored to the Milky Way
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Chaos sucks, and the forces of Chaos are here to stop Chaos!
>Malal was the embodiment of Chaos' indiscriminate and anarchic tendency toward destruction, even of itself and its own agents. The nature of Malal's/Malice's powers is parasitic, as the Renegade God grows in power only when the other Ruinous Powers do.
Malal is the god of Chaos Divided, and after the Emperor of Mankind screwed everything up, he's the galaxy's greatest chance for hope! The Children of Malice are here to fix everything and send Chaos back where it belongs! The Ruinous Powers can't win with us around!
Step one: Get the Star Child online. Time to fix this shit. Yeah, the Emperor fucked everything up, but the Imperium of Man needs a reboot. It's going to suck for a few centuries with the Astronomican offline, but you survived without it before. Just turn on a Pharos emphatic station if you really need a nightlight. The Children of Malice don't have time to coddle you. The Astronomican is drawing the Tyranids, and turning it off might just get ride of your bug infestation.
Step two: Free Isha. Nurgle is dumb as a block of wood. If a bunch of Firehawks can bust into his realm and free someone, we're sure as shit we can. Once we get her out of there, we're going to use her to birth Ynnead. Eldar God of the Dead, baby! Let's see how the Ruinous Powers like them apples.
Step three: Get those Primarch back here. Only three loyal Primarchs are actually DEAD, the other five are just being little bitches. They need a kick in the pants. Some Chaos power will get them up and running again. They can come fight us about it, but they're going to get the band back together if they have any hope of closing the Eye... oh, right.
Final Step: Close the Eye of Terror.
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>>53551623
Malal isn't canon.
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>>53551954
Are *we* canon in WH40K?
Can somebody on Terra find an ancient cache, pre-DAoT, pre-everything, and find our 4chan posts?
Or is even their 2017 Terra a grim dark version of ours where 4chan doesn't exist, Trump is actually a dictator, Russia's invading countries left and right, etc, etc?
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>>53552222
Shakespeare is a thing, maybe 4chan is also a thing
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>>53551954
It says "Sons of Malice."
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>>53551954
>Malal isn't canon.
To clarify, someone else owns the IP, and when he left GW, they couldn't use it anymore.
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For Chaos' own sake we have to get the Cadian Pylons up and running and close the Eye of Terror.
Chaos gets its energy from mortals. By ravaging the Milky Way we are destroying our own food supply. On top of that, the Eye is bleeding away the energy we have storied.
We're killing ourselves.
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>>53551623
Malal is stupid hipster bullshit. Stop pushing this garbage.
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>>53552726
>that chaos marine on the platform who skipped leg day
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>>53552456
>The last remnant of M3 is a shitpost on a Micronesian Table-engraving meetup forum
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>>53553036
>Anything that wasn't Shakespeare or Elvis tier was long forgotten.
>For random people's daily live during M2~M4, all they have is 4chan archives.
>Including /tg/ and all the talk about WH40K.
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>>53551954
Malice is totally a minor Chaos God, in canon. The stronger the other gods get, the stronger be becomes. He is Chaos' natural check on itself, and since the pendulum is swinging too far to one side, his Children will have to push it back.
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Malice_(Chaos_God)
>Malice represents the Warp's Chaotic tendencies, and is notable for his hatred of the major Gods of Chaos: Khorne, Tzeentch, Nurgle, and Slaanesh.
>Unlike the primary Chaos Gods, Malice can be summoned directly to the Materium provided enough mortal sacrifices are given and he is given a body to Daemonically possess.
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>>53554232
>Malice is totally a minor Chaos God, in canon.
Sure.
>The stronger the other gods get, the stronger be becomes. He is Chaos' natural check on itself, and since the pendulum is swinging too far to one side, his Children will have to push it back.
Nope. That's never been an attribute given to him.
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>>53553094
>Our shitposts about 40k is what gave Emps the idea for space marines
Once again, 4chan is shaping the world (and universe)
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