Adventuring Party #24601

>>53548869
Does he become a Star pact warlock in D&D

>>53548869
Is the joke he doesn't care about all the major crimes our party is doing since they where outside his jurisdiction?

>>53548869
I turn myself in

>>53548869

He gets murdered or framed to get rid of him.

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>>53548869
>a small crime

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>>53549705
YOU ROBBED A HOUSE

>>53548869
Leave his Jurisdiction. Failing that, murder him, seeing as we probably won't be able to bribe him or talk him out of hunting us down.

>>53548869
A musical film.

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Wait wait wait...all that stuff we've done. Now look, we have standards. We've not shot anyone in the back in some alley, nor have we ever locked swords with anybody who didn't understand and willingly undertake the risk. But, yes, we have pilfered, plundered, pillaged, looted, defiled, desecrated, defaced, defrauded, embezzled, and burned. We've fought in wars, started international incidents, overthrown regimes and undermined societies. We've built empires, criminal and conquering, both. We've drunk enough wine and ale to fill an ocean, eaten the kinds of meats that can only be hunted in the most extreme environments, dueled with gods and diced with Death. Wherever we go, craven men shrink away, tyrants quiver, and all the ladies of the realm swoon.

And you're after us for THAT?

I salute your dedication to your duty, sir. But face it. You need to lighten up.

>>53550161
10 YEARS FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE, THE REST BECAUSE YOU TRIED TO RUN!

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>>53550770
> My name is General Bon Bon

In response to >>53548869, I lure him onto our boat and sink it. Goddamn does Bon Bon hate that boat, it's the perfect excuse.