Gaming Pro Tips

>Keep your character sheet in a shirt pocket when not in use. It may stop oncoming bullets.

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>>53538460
What if you are the one that killed them to take their super lucky dice?

>>53538460
>Thin your paints. Drink your paint water after you're done painting to optimize your caloric intake.

>Use coasters.

>Watch for which player never speaks while the DM is drinking. That player is the mole.

>>53538460
If you aren't challenging fate, then what the fuck are you living for? I only make characters whose primary form of offense is shattering mirrors across people's faces and slinging black cats with 13's painted on them.

>>53538582
Wait, there are people who don't drink their paint water? Next you'll tell me there are people who don't inhale their farts and eat their loads from masturbating to maximize protein intake.

>>53538534
Then you need to eat the dice to absorb their luck.

>Make sure you always have a knife secreted somewhere on your person in the event you need to cut any ropes binding you or, once free, to cut the GM's throat in revenge for torturing and murdering the other players

>>53538664
but i want to lose weight