AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
>>53518417
SOMEONE FETCH THE PAINBOY THIS GIT AINT RIGHT
Hrk!
UGH
>>53518417
KILL ME!!!
>>53518647
AHHHHHHHG
WHY
WHY GOD WHY
>Dial-up internet noises.
>>53518667
HHHNNNNNNGGGG!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
AGH!
OOF!
AAAAAAAAGGGHHHG
UUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
>>53518923
>>53518598
Why do new players buy stuff from FW?
>>53518961
Parents.
UNF!
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
>>53518417
>>53518598
>>53518642
>>53518647
>>53518682
>>53518700
>>53518768
>>53518804
these are all forgiveable, i love playing against people who actually attempt to paint, as opposed to primered armies, at least they tried
>>53518676
>>53519002
these are just terrible though.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
>>53518876
Jesus, this one is the worst. You honestly can't get any worse than this. At least the others have potential for improvement. This one is unsalvageable.
>>53519276
That one is Duncan Rhodes' first miniature
>>53518647
I thought it was a canadian dread for a moment.
>>53519002
>>53519099
That one's boring but otherwise it's fine.
>>53519099
That's... bad? I dunno, colour scheme is obviously bland, but the paints don't look disgusting and the base is good.
>>53519392
Nice meme.
>>53519060
I feel it is important for you to know that >>53518598 is a sample from some who who does commissions.
>>53518923
>Manus Manus
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>53519099
Two can play at this game, fucker
>furiously models dead executioners on the base of carcharodon figures
>>53518417
This thread is seriously depressing.
How to fuck do I paint the faces on my minis?
I understand thinning your paints but i suck at faces.
>>53518876
Whoever painted this should have quit immediately.
No chance of improvement.
>>53524842
watch the first 12:30 minutes of this although it is too much detail for most rank and file models.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEtdpaMBe0Q
>Prep the head/model so you can hold it with a steady hand
> Thin your paint and use a wet pallet
> start with eyes. its easier to fill skin tone in around them
> darker skin tone as base
>thin lighter tone over areas that catch light. (brow, bridge of nose, cheek bones, lip and chin depending on the model)
>lighter still for further highlights over these same areas
> paint lips / hair / other details if you want but be subtle and careful.
>>53524842
if you are really lazy then base with cadian fleshtone, wash with reikland fleshshade, and then go over the raised areas with cadian fleshtone again.
>>53518417
>Dig out my old models thinking, "Hey, My guys are better than that!"
>Look at the sloppy brushwork on pauldron linings and eyes.
>Oh God, Why Do I Suck At Everything?
>>53519002
Noice.
>>53519002
HERESY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
>>53519002
>That fluttershy octo-marine.
What the hell is that thing?!
How do I get better at this
"ahh, yes, quite"
>>53519002
While the scheme itself is disgusting it's at least of an acceptable quality, at least from this far zoomed out.
>>53518598
It's amazing how the body can be so shit, but the bloodstains on his left claw are so good.
Remember /tg/
Don't do drugs
>>53529038
fuck you i won't do what you tell me
>>53529043
QUICK, DO DRUGS
>>53529064
I already did faget
>>53518642
This is a real nice kitbash/conversion too ;-;
>>53519552
He's right though. He painted that when he was a kid however.
>>53518417
beep boop VROOOM
WTF ARE YOU DOING TROOPER?
>>53518647
might have to thin the paints a tad.
>>53529193
that is fucking awesome and you can't tell me otherwise
>>53529632
I think I saw it in final fantasy 7
>>53529909
Oh fuck, I remember those now.
>>53518676
It looks like they are riding seahorses.
>>53518804
Irvines plasma pistol hand is the wrong way around.
>>53528192
keep doing it
>>53519395
sooury, heretic.
>>53518647
THICKER
>>53528192
Use shades/inks.
>>53524704
Saved
>>53518923
I have special eyes!
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>53518647
A FUCKING LEAF
behold
ferr dee umpruh
>>53518647
that poor battle brother
>>53532312
>>53529909
Back in GorkaMorka days you could by an Ork upgrade kit that actually had a bionic monocycle.
:D
>>53532569
Fuck you I want one!
>>53527728
it used to be a techmarine?
>>53532184
underrated post
>>53518647
>IM MELTING, IM MELTING!
>OH WHAT A WORLD!
UGH!
>>53519002
>>53519042
>>53534690
>>53534722
God is dead, and we killed him.
>>53534690
That actually looks pretty good. I didnt even know it was pone at first.
>>53519002
>>53534690
>>53534722
Should i be mad these are MLP
Should i be mad he 'wasted' all this good plastic on an angry marines tier meme army
Should i be mad they are painted better than most peoples 'real' armies
Should i be mad most people don't even bother priming their grey shit, but this guy managed a whole force of meme-shit
Should i be mad that i have more knowledge of the show than i should and find certain character/unit match ups unfitting.
Should i be mad some of the ponies are shitty OC fandom memes and not even official
No, you know what? i'm gonna be mad at all the effort spent and then he goes for the shittiest flock grass bases i've ever seen. That stuff is 90's bloodbowl bad.
>>53518682
From the thumb I thought it was a Buzz Lightyear mod.
>>53535600
Bitch please, Angry Marines is better than this ponyfag shit
>>53535630
They're about the same.
>dude caps lmao
>>53519002
That Twilight Knight is quite cool, desu.
>>53524704
>when the warp hits
>>53534722
>painting your marines in the style of an actual fetish character
>>53518642
MI LIBRO
>you will never buy these models cheap, strip them and give them new life, in their rightful place at the Emperor's table.
>>53519002
>>53534690
>>53534722
Why is it always the autistic people that are good at painting miniatures?
>>53519395
Is it not?
>>53538248
To normal people MLP and warhammer are basically on the same level of cringe.
I wouldnt read too much into it t b h.
>>53538550
I-is it?
>>53538550
Nice bait
there's more
>>53534722
>Space Marines find old terran vids of mlp
>Become obsessed with it
>Constant wars over best OC's and pones
>Imperium collapses again
>>53538692
>>53538785
>>53538785
>>53534690
>>53534722
>>53538864
They all objectively all look really good. The only reason the thread is angry is that the banner is pone.
Hail the adeptus hoovus!
>>53538692
This is shit though.
>>53538785
>>53538864
>>53534722
>>53534690
>>53539062
>Hail the adeptus hoovus!
You rang?
>>53535723
>knowing she's a fetish character
>>53538692
>female space marines
>>53542416
Not this shitu again...
>>53518535
That is the painboy!!!
>>53518417
AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH
>>53518647
BROTHER?
>>53545829
quick, /tg/, what's his backstory
>>53545829
That has to be intentional. Someone put a model in the microwave or something. Even downy children paint better than tha.
>>53546075
This one was intentional I believe. Based on a comic I think.
HTRRRNNAANNGG
>>53545829
>[putty patrol noises]
>>53547913
Paintjob is superb and typical of the massive airbrush jobs you find on titans, color scheme is based off best character in referenced show don't see the problem other than trigger warning
AHH
AHH
AHH
AHH
>>53547913
That wouldn't even be bad if it didn't include the Pony on the shield
>>53547932
how the fuck is celestia the best character
she a thot
>>53545829
MELTMAN, WITH THE POWER TO... MELT!
>>53547945
Even then, being a knight a horsey silhouette isn't particularly bad.
>>53547913
idgi
>>53548002
It's painted with the colours of Princess Celestia, but subtle enough to not be fucking obvious.
>>53532312
>>53532319
>>53518647
straight DIPPED, son!
>>53547950
Take that back nigger
>>53547962
Even with you making that reference, I'm still not certain that show actually existed. For a long time I thought it was just my imagination fucking with me when I stayed up to 4am.
>>53518647
EVEN IN DEATH I STILL MELT
>>53548232
KaBlam! ?
Blame Angela Anaconda.
>>53547838
Turn Signals on a Land Raider
Guy was just the tester model who has a few too many test coats on but was never put out of his misery.
>>53548263
Oh, no. Action League Now! actually got their own, very short, television show.
I didn't actually know they were on KaBlam! until you mentioned it and I went to check on WIkipedia.
>>53518768
Sicarius has seen some shit.
>>53518417
MRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
>>53518417
WHAT. ARE YOU ALL DOING. IN MY SWAMP?!
Oh come on /tg/ don't act like you never had monstrosities like that when you started painting.
For instance, my poor sergeant from like 7 years ago
>>53548704
I started as an artistically inclined adult and paid attention to the paint thinning. But my paint was still thicker than I'd like, but not bad enough to show clumps or brush strokes.
My very first time trying to prime a miniature with house spraypaint as a teen was terrible though.
>>53548704
Never even close to that bad, sorry friend.
>>53548704
The only thing bad I did was spraying white primer (because everyone did in the 90s) to paint over it with black craft acrylic. Don't ask.
Fortunately I never painted thick, though I didn't clip the bolter's pistol grip off so there's some interesting poses with the grip hidden behind the hand.
>>53519099
needs more highlights, but I like the blood
>>53551165
IF EVERYONE JUMPED OFF A BRIDGE WOULD YOU DO IT
>mfw mom thought i wouldn't be jumping off that bitch while flipping her off the whole time
>SUCK IT MOM
>>53548704
my first miniature is shit, but its paints are not that thick, it's highlighted and shaded, because i fortunately was responsible enough to paint my first mini in a painting lesson at my LGS.
>>53534690
This is fucking nice honestly. Remove/replace the banner and you've got a really cool chapter design.
I wish these horse autists would just be more subtle in their designs, make that shit a nod or a homage, dont put the fucking horse head on a banner.
>>53519002
This is actually pretty amazing, would've been better without the pony heads on the vehicles/ banners, though.
>>53547939
The painter was dyslexic and read special marines in the box.
>>53518417
AAAHHHHHH!!! MY DYSLEXIA!!!
>>53519002
> Fetish OC tank
The rest.... I can tolerate, but THAT is just past the line!
>>53547939
did this guy paint faces over a marine helmet?
>>53552226
Hello friend welcome to our board.
>>53546075
>>53547913
HOW IN THE FUCK DO PONYFAGS AND OTHER SUCH DEGENERATES LIKE FURRIES HAVE SO MUCH CASH?
>>53552304
Dude, 110€ for a titan is nothing.
All you have to do is not buy any other units until the end of the month, if you're poor (but still have a job) then wait 2 months without buying anything hobby-related.
>>53552304
Work at a bank.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZgUhN_sF6E
>>53538785
>>53538864
>>53534690
>>53534722
>Excessive detail
>Extravagant cost
>Disgusts even the depraved
>Fetish as fuck
>>53518535
>>53545362
>painboy
'Es clearly daPaintboy!
>>53552304
usually talented furfags and ponyfags end up working with comics and cartoons
>>53555291
For example, that Loud House cartoon is done by the guy who did the Eddie Puss comics