On your knees, /tg/. You are in the presence of the Lord of the

>>53516748
Faggot

>>53516748
A big wheel of cheese.

Blood and souls for Lord Arioch. Or maybe just a leg of lamb, a jug of wine, and a whistle in the darkness. Depends how bloodthirsty I'm feeling.

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Elric get off the computer you are drunk again.

Lore from the unknown depths of the future.

Chop up your cousin's head as soon as you have the reason to do so. You'll know the time. Don't try to banish him or any shit like that.

After that things should go all right.

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>>53516748
I bring To you the gift of the Greater Good, and an opportunity willingly join the great Tau Empire.

And before you answer that question, let me point out That There is currently a Ring of Riptides surrounding your city, defended by Fire Warriors and Kroot Carnivores, and an Ion cannon on your moon that is directly pointed at this location.

>>53516748
Fuck off Elric, nobody likes you. Asshole.

>>53516799
Balo would be most pleased with your kind.
>>53516799
Delectable cheese i hope. I know the mongrels of the Quarzhasaat have a unique preparation that i find most...enjoyable.
>>53516846
A fellow Melnibonean. Excellent. Dyvim Tvar would surely appreciate your company.

>>53516850
Nonsense. Yyrkoon has learned his place since our alteration in the pulsing cavern.

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>>53516748
Numenorean steel, have a taste.

>>53516748
More like ELPRICK of MelniBONER amirite

An emissary of Meerclar of the Cats, who in his Sublime Fickleness demands a renewal of fealty in the sacrifice of sixty thousand songbirds by decapitation.

Renew your oath, Melnibonean.

>>53516977
Our race grows few, brother, but some of us still walk on in this new era amongst the Young Kingdoms. Some of us remember our rightful emperor.

>>53516748
White wolf? Is this guy some sort of rip off of The Witcher?

>>53516956
Begone agents of Donblas.

Your kind has long deserted this plane for good reason.
>>53517025
It shall be done at once. My deepest apologies for the delay. We had some...altercations recently.

Do you like Dennys? I think I have a gift card I that may have like ten bucks left on it.

>>53517013
Hey man Fuck you Elric is gold. Or ivory and ruby I suppose.

>>53516748
>428 emperors
>elven lifespans
Either your full of shit or five minutes from being usurped.

>>53516748
How does it feel to be the blueprint of all angsty mary sues?

>>53517069
Meerclar is pleased, and his purring will be heard in the wind that blows through the shadows of night. Call him when your deeds require concealment or your you find yourself confined. He will answer. Perhaps.

>>53517084
>five minutes from being usurped.
that's how they do things in Melniboné

>>53517084
1. The empire is just that old
2. They're basically dark elves so the Emperor tends to have a truncated lifespan

>>53517084
The latter.

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Who?

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Who would win in a fight? Elric or Sephiroth?

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>>53517044
They are the few and the proud. True Dragon Riders.
>>53517119
As is your right.
>>53517099
It can't be helped if people can't do me justice. They'll be punished all the same.

>>53517084
It's both. The empire has existed since the dawn of civilization.

All of the Young Kingdoms are built on areas that Melnibone once held.

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>>53517069
I implore you to reconsider. Perhaps you didn't understand what I meant by a ring of Riptides. I don't mean a "small, units forever apart" Ring, I meant a "we have enough to conquer this planet threes times over" ring.

>>53517203
will Moorcock be punished too? His novels kind of suck, there's way too much redundant and childishly-worded exposition about the protags' feelings.

HEY ELRIC

WHY ARE YOU WEARING A LEATHER THONG IN LIKE 50% OF THE OLDER ARTWORK?

>>53516748
We bring you three new sex positions.

>>53517146
YOUR BOSS, DADDY VLADIMIR

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>>53517252

>Perhaps you didn't understand what I meant
I understand perfectly.

You come before me claiming to bear the gift of Good in one hand and Lawful punishment in the other.

Perhaps it is you Tau, you fail to understand.

I am Melnibonean. Our kind has no desire for Good.

We are older than your stars. Our patrons black out universes for their satisfaction. We dismember and mutilate our enemies to amuse our children. We enjoy your flesh as sustenance

You can't even claim dominance over Mabden in steel suits

How cute.

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>>53517443
I'm open to ideas.
>>53517328
Because i'm comfortable with one.

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>>53517476
Okay, fine then, that's fine, suit yourself. But remember, you were warned.

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>>53517646
Who said you're free to go?

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>>53517476
>Implying you wouldn't shit yourself if a thousand Angry Black Templars started raining from the sky in drop pods, or if a deathwatch squad started cutting through your city like a hot knife through butter.

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>>53517696
If I die, I die for the Greater Good. And I also Die along side you as the Fire Caste has orders to take this place down if i don't return within an hour.

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>>53517646
>>53517696
>>53517791

I told you. Our enemies are dismembered and mutilated. And you are the enemy.
Your escort has already been dealt with. And punishment shall be swift. It has been a few millennia since we had the opportunity to see what sounds an exotic larynx is capable of.
As the touch of Xiombarg takes apart your fleet from within, i shall force you to sing as your people die in agony and pointlessness
Sing to the dying stars. And as your soul is finally fed to the Grinder, know that this will have been the only thing your existence will have amounted to.

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>>53517791
>>53517924
Blood and souls.

Blood and souls to the Lords of the Eight Pointed Star.

Glory to Chaos.

>>53517203
Which would you prefer presently, oh my Emperor? The wine and viands or the murder business? Unfortunately I hear in these parts the "people" are faceless, soulless monsters who rip each other in twain as often as they rip outsiders to shreds.

>>53517988
Why are there 8 points if there are only 4 Lords of Chaos?

>>53518127
I'll tell you when you're older.

>>53517988
How about a golden apple? I got it from this blonde lady in a toga. She told me to give it "to the fairest"... You're pretty pale, so.

>>53517924
>Implying you could deal with a ring of the Cheesiest of Tau Mechs
These guys are the equivalent of low-tech DEldar, they'd get Fucked.

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>>53517988
>>53517924
IS THAT HERESY I SMELL!? SCOURGE AND PURGE!!

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>>53518106
Easy there. There is no need to dive into danger unprepared. Especially against a foe so monstrous. And Stormbringer has little effect on soulless Chaos spawn such as these.

Let us enjoy what little peace we have for now.
>>53518182
Those who deserve such praise are long since gone....
>>53518210
Arioch's will is strong. And he has no desire to see his servant fall to space communists.

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>>53518236
Hm. How quaint. A fanatic.

I wonder if your soul is like any other..

>>53516956
Ion cannons only hurt droids, faggort

>>53518253
So dinner it is. I'll start a fire and roast this bad boy up. So you have a chalice, emperor? If not we must drink from the jug. Here you go.

>>53518328
>what is Nan Yanoi

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>>53518402
My thanks.
....

.......Tell me something. What do you want? Truly.

I once thought i desired Tanelorn. But i left the city of my own volition. I doubt i could find it again. So i wonder if in the purpose of another i could find my own.

So again i ask. What do you want?

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>>53516748
I bring you the gift of gains.

>>53518461
You to get your pale ass back to Tanelorn. Chaos can have this fucked up world.

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>>53516748

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>>53518520
I serve Chaos but i refuse to be its slave.

Chaos rampant is dangerous. It spreads like wildfire. Beautiful and everchanging but it destroys everything in sight.

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>>53516748
I bring you this woman as a slave. She even venerates your gods!

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>>53518629
By Slortar, WHAT EVEN IS THAT?

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>>53516748
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUCKKINNNGGGGGGGGGGG KNIFFFFFE-EARRRRRRRRSSSSS!!!!

>>53518648
We believe the gods use her as a chew toy

>>53518648
A cultist of Chaos, don't the little eight pointed star cookies she's trying to give you tip you of?

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>>53518715
You might be on to something there.
>>53518737
....They're kind of cute

>>53516748
I present you with 2,495 salted pretzels. Their twisted form represents the ever changing nature of Chaos.

>>53516748
I was going to bring you a harem of cute traps, but it seems I've misplaced them.

Oh great Emperor, please take this $30 Hot Topic gift card as a substitute tribute.

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>>53518981
FOOL.
ONLY 80$ OR MORE WOULD HAVE SUFFICED

ON JEST'S TABLE YOU GO.

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>>53516748

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>>53516748
A black hole in a box

>>53518886
Cinnamon would have also been accepted.
>>53519092
Yyrkoon has more of the taste for that sort of action.

>>53519123
What is this, a black hole for ants?

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>>53519123
>200x137

>>53519235
>>53519263
Give me a break, I'm taking the webway home from work

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>>53516748
you can have this really cool sword I got from a guy with ridiculously well styled hair

>>53519414
But Elric already has the coolest sword there is.

>>53518461
What do I want?...

Above all things, I want freedom. Death holds no fear for me; only a cage is a fearful thing in my life. And so I walk the wastes alone. A companion would be nice, very nice, but not worth the price of bondage to another. It's lonely, but it is what it is.

Right now though a swig off that jug, I've grown maudlin without wine to help.

>>53518589
A man wise beyond his years.

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>>53519731
Sometimes, a friend makes all the difference in the world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnRqDsIngBo

>>53519696
oh dear uhh hold on, ive got this ring that not only makes it hard for magic to effect you but also causes any spellcasting close tot you to likely misfire.

>>53519796
You're not wronf, noble emperor, but I've found far too frequently that difference does no good to the likes of me. I neither lead, nor follow. But I do sometimes walk alongside others on the road until our paths must inevitably turn away. Oh and hey I forgot I've got dried cherries too here go on man I know you're hungry.

>>53519929
Interesting. I could use it against the sorcerers of Pan Tang. Those upstarts are getting more ambitious by the day...
>>53519938
My thanks....

Perhaps in the end what matters is what you can do and what you can't do. For the dawn will come. And the end also..

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>>53520252
I can also throw in this sweet armored thing

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>>53516748
9 oz of lead.

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>>53519796

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I brought you a scarf, and a chubby snake. They might actually be the same thing, come to think of it. Does it look good?

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I offer you... a jelly baby

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>>53521629

An essay about how Tolkien is a crypto fascist!

>>53517046
The other way around.

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>>53516748
BEHOLD MY OFFERING! IS IT NOT MAGNIFICENT?

What is the best Elric RPG to play nowadays? Mongoose games or the older Stormbringer?

>>53528075
It's certainly awe-inspiring.

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I bring my finest bards to play songs of your epic deeds, O White Wolf of the Wyrd!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCxL3-Fl7bM