Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1527: Wumbo Edition

File: T-51b.png (748KB, 801x1080px) Image search: [Google]

748KB, 801x1080px

How do you power armor /jc/?

File: 1494197847850.png (234KB, 700x600px) Image search: [Google]

234KB, 700x600px

>>53512742

>>53512801
My power armor is actually just heavily enchanted clothes including autopilot clothes golem mode.

File: Warhammer Fantasy Battle Orcs & Goblins.pdf (124KB, 1x1px) Image search: [Google]

124KB, 1x1px

>>53512801
I don't even know if you can call what I use Power Armor. So... unsure.

Just going to drop this one more time to get some feedback.

File: Doom PraetorSuit.png (1MB, 890x1080px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 890x1080px

>>53512801
Like this, but add some bulk and 10x the awesome.
Now I know it can seem impossible to increase its awesome factor, but that's what happens when you import it through Metroid, Earth's Mightiest Heroes Armor Section, and BOTH the Artifact and Armor Section of MCU Part 2.

File: Hakumen 2.gif (2MB, 400x716px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 400x716px

>>53512801
This, only a bit sleeker and looking like it got fused with the Praetorian Armor. Guns on the back and hips like in Mass Effect and a sword sheathed just off center. Arm cannon that can materialize and dematerialize when needed. Thrusters like the Iron Man suit. Various other tech melded in as well.

File: transparent.png (2MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1920x1080px

>>53512801
In a deceptive fashion

File: 3190317-2321764974-19_Ir.jpg (178KB, 562x727px) Image search: [Google]

178KB, 562x727px

>>53512801
Kind of like this except add access to Damn near every kamen rider transformation gimmick and Scaled down versions of damn near all the good stuff You can import onto a giant robot along with a kick ass sound system.

File: Fallen Angel Forgiveness armor.jpg (89KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

89KB, 640x480px

>>53512801
Like this, I am a sucker for Medieval looks.

File: sambiote.jpg (282KB, 638x825px) Image search: [Google]

282KB, 638x825px

>>53512801
>power armor
Do symbiotes count?

File: Didact2.jpg (36KB, 640x360px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 640x360px

>>53512801
Essentially this

File: 5784_862327.jpg (601KB, 2560x1600px) Image search: [Google]

601KB, 2560x1600px

>>53512801
rocket kneeees

>>53512801
Mecha Musume.

File: Skin.jpg (111KB, 636x900px) Image search: [Google]

111KB, 636x900px

>>53512801
>How do you power armor /jc/?

big and meaty

While we're on the subject of armor, what series has the best personal shielding? I don't know many outside of Halo.

>>53513126
Hedron shields from heroic age are pretty good.

>>53513024
>Suddenly have thoughts about being a Symbiote Suit/Power Armor for Waifu.

Welp, I just acquired a new fetish.

>>53513126
Borderlands has the most versatile and utilitarian shields doing things like adapting elemental resistances,absorbing ammo, boosting damage.

For damage output You can't beat Dune shields. which can explode with the force of a nuclear bomb when hit with lasers.

40 K has void shields which shunt attacks away into another dimension

>>53513100
But Eberron isn't out yet.

>>53512801
Bottom layer is a neural induction suit, skintight thing that reads the peripheral nervous system to coordinate the armor's movements with the wearer's. There's functionality for a more dedicated implanted neural link to improve responsiveness, but it's not necessary.

Next comes the "squish-suit", a layer of nanomachines that serve both as immune system against nanotech infections and to repair any internal damage. On top of that goes the layer of artificial fullerene muscle fibers that drive the suit's movements. They're also durable enough to serve as a spall liner and protection against penetrating weapons.

Then we get a layer of flexible armor scales, the first dedication protection. Corundum crystalline composite, durable and unlike diamondoid structures isn't vulnerable to burning at high temperatures. On top of that is another squish-suit for repairing the armor, then another layer of more substantial armor plates. The plates have an almost organic appearance due to the ridges built into it to maximize weapon deflection.

Finally there's an energy-deflecting layer. Smart matter systems based on Will McCarthy's "wellstone" idea modify their electrical and optical properties in real time to disperse as much energy as possible away. This also enables the armor to produce a camouflage effect. For extra defense, the outer squish-suit can generate a final layer of ablative gel material, though this disables the camouflage and is a temporary measure at best.

>>53513126
Legacy of the Aldenata has personal shields that can survive nuclear weapons. Of course, they're GalTech, so you need some way to defy the laws of thermodynamics to make them.

File: psybiote.png (772KB, 700x990px) Image search: [Google]

772KB, 700x990px

>>53513176
Ultimate Spider-Man and Kill la Kill are your friends.

>>53513126
Iji has pretty good personal shielding. Just taking the jump you get a nanofield, which straight up negates small arms fire, and basically anything that isn't either explosive, nanomachine based, or a laser. There is also a character in the game that had a shield implanted into her that was able to protect her from a planet destroying blast(the planet did not survive), and that makes her almost invincible, no damage can get through but she could be stunned and you had to hack her cybernetics to win. That shield as I recall was actually a miniaturized planet protecting shield that had all the power of the full scale but for personal protection, downside being that it is implied to have made her go insane. Upside being that those aliens don't actually understand that tech, but humans do, so the insanity problem should be solvable.

File: DODGE.webm (650KB, 940x450px) Image search: [Google]

650KB, 940x450px

>>53512801
I don't.

>>53513126
While not featured much, the Cape World like Marvel or DC can make some of the toughest shields. The helmet-less power armor Lex Luther built to fight Superman relied on shielding, not its armor.

>>53513126
Lantern Rings are probably the best.

>>53513287
The latest version changed what Iosa's shield is. Her shields are no longer unique because everyone else implanted with one died or went insane (and then died). Now they're your standard super prototype technology that no one's been able to replicate after its creators were killed by the Alpha Strike that made Iosa famous. Though it does at least justify it as Iosa not letting anyone study it to reverse-engineer instead of working from the recovered notes, because she likes being Iosa the Invincible and doesn't want to lose her unique status. Anyway, my point is that you can totally get Iosa's shield tech no problems if you can capture her, now.

File: Alt Chain Builder v0.9.pdf (90KB, 1x1px) Image search: [Google]

90KB, 1x1px

I saw somebody ask for the altchain builder last thread, so have an update.

File: Carnage.png (2MB, 1024x1418px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1024x1418px

>>53513176

Ultimate spider man can do it all for you anon

File: 1467333175090.jpg (98KB, 1342x664px) Image search: [Google]

98KB, 1342x664px

>>53513176
>>53513283
what if you make a waifu symbiote

>>53513283
But can you BE a symbiote in those jumps?
Also, where else to acquire living armor alt-forms?

File: IMG_0304.jpg (247KB, 695x986px) Image search: [Google]

247KB, 695x986px

>>53512801
I like mine Techno-Organic.

File: diesel wip.pdf (257KB, 1x1px) Image search: [Google]

257KB, 1x1px

whatever happened to the anon that was working on this diesel punk jump?

>>53513588
That's just called a symbiote, anon.

>>53513605
It looks like an evangelion.

>>53513588

Already been there done that anon, one post above you

>>53513605
So when is Supergirl going to be on Netflix?

>>53513647
Looks more like a Guyver to me. A bit more streamlined, but it's got the curved head crest and the control medals.

File: IMG_0307.jpg (305KB, 768x1024px) Image search: [Google]

305KB, 768x1024px

>>53513647
Its a Guyver.

>>53513668
I don't know.

>>53513626
Could you group each of the various discounts together by origin instead of the way you've got it... oh wait you're not the dude working on it. Damn.

File: heartbeat.jpg (90KB, 500x612px) Image search: [Google]

90KB, 500x612px

>>53513176
It's pretty much the same as cuddling, except better in every way.

>>53513599
Kill La Kill has a Kamui origin, yes.

File: Vanquish2.jpg (563KB, 1200x630px) Image search: [Google]

563KB, 1200x630px

>>53512801
Gotta dash fast

>>53512801
I combined my Kamui, zero/pulgsuit, symbiote into an under armor, and have a few floating pieces of actual armor that asimble/grow to full size when needed for bulky plate/ that's based on enchanted armor from starship troopers.

>>53513547
So what exactly does Unreliable Canon and Stations of Canon Set in Stone do when taken together?

File: HRUNTING Recoiless.gif (236KB, 148x96px) Image search: [Google]

236KB, 148x96px

>>53512801
The best way.

>>53514376
Obviously, it makes an entirely different cannon immutableand the work itself was told by an unreliable narrator who didn't really give you the truth of what happened

>>53514376
I would guess it means that there are fixed events you can't change, but they're not the same events that showed up in canon/

File: 1467883905056.gif (1MB, 294x253px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 294x253px

I know I don't normally ask for thread input, but this is for writing and I'm surprisingly stumped. Decade's next stop is Avatar: Legend of Korra. For those who have been following this chain and my rather chuuni attempt at fourth wall fuckery, the reward of Special Human in The God of High School got warped from 'seen as special, unique and indomitable' to 'seen as an apocalyptic force of destruction'. In short, people take his 'Destroyer of Worlds' title completely seriously...which isn't farfetched, since as of that jump, he has in fact destroyed an entire fucking world.

Now, that plus Reputation Gone Wild, Sage of the Forest, and Making of Myth...along with the fact Decade spent most of the previous Avatar jump fleeing from the Fire Nation at the time, yet never being caught...I feel as if Decade's presence might compromise or indirectly shape a few things. Especially since he plans to actively intervene in Korra's nonsense.

Help me envision the sort of reaction to his existence would get in this world.

>>53514376
Here's some examples from Harry Potter, because I've had that on my brain recently.
Let's say Quirrel is absent first year, in Albania getting possessed. Despite his absence, even if it doesn't make sense, Hermione still gets attacked by a troll that year.
Or Tom Riddle's Diary is a horcrux and does possess Ginny, but Slytherin's monster ISN'T a basilisk, nor is it's entrance in the girl's loo.
Even if Dobby isn't responsible, Harry and Ron still miss the Hogwarts Express that year.
Harry still catches the Remberall first year, but gets detention instead of a place on the Quidditch team.
Harry still gets drafted into the Triwizard Tourney no matter what, but all the events are different, and Voldemort isn't behind it.
Snape kills Dumbledore on the Astronomy tower, but it's with a knife or something, and for some reason the Eldar wand doesn't recognize it as beating him.
Dementors attack the Quidditch match in third year (even though you cleared Sirius' name five minutes after arriving in-jump with bullshit bureaucracy perks), but this time around a half dozen students die because Dumbledore was at the Ministry.

>>53514595
Well, I'm pretty sure the spirits wouldn't react kindly to your presence at this point. That might affect how both Korra and the White Lotus, along with any other spiritually aware person, would interact with you - i.e. they might try to attack you on sight.

File: Bobby-Confusion.jpg (37KB, 254x331px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 254x331px

>>53514595

They see you as a monster that could never be caught, but Korra is going to try and do something stupid anyway

>>53514595
Well, Unalaq is going to see you as a rival, he and ...fuck, I can't remember the name and don't care to look it up, Evil Avatar Spirit Guy, are the only ones that get to be the destroyer of worlds. Amon might see you as a possible thing to manipulate, the chaos you could cause would be good for his goal of tearing down the old world. Same with the Red Lotus. Kuvira would want to kill you as soon as possible, Earth Stalin can't tolerate such a threat to her kingdom.

As for the heroes, I can actually see them giving you a fair shake. Mostly because Korra is terrible at risk assessment, which will actually turn out well for you. Tenzin's going to have trouble reconciling any stories his dad might have told him about you with your status as the destroyer of worlds. And the spirits are a bunch of apathetic dicks, so they might not even care. "Oh, it's the Destroyer. So what? Do you expect us to care about what happens to your reality?" God, I hate the spirits in Legend of Korra. Everything about them was stupid.

>>53514595
Could you link to your Avatar TLA build pls?

also
Korra will probably try punching you a bunch because she's dumb like that. The Red Lotus will probably be positively inclined towards you and see you as an instrument of anarchy/chaos.

What did you add to your Xianxia Elixir?

>>53514788
The limit breaking elixir from the same jump, and obviously Felix Felecis from Harry Potter. Other than that, no clue. Probably stuff like a self-made potion that makes you invulnerable for 1s and immunities for various elements. Although by the time I jump generix Xianxia most of that would already be redundant.

File: 1461529714371.png (331KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

331KB, 1280x720px

>>53514698
Ah, right, I forgot. Spirits are jerks in this part of canon, aren't they? That'll be fun to work with. By which I mean blaaaaargh. Yeah that will probably set off alarm bells to a lot of people.
>>53514723
>>53514738
Hmmm. In that case, Tenzin and Korra's terrible judgement might be my best in? The few times I crossed paths with Aang, I went out of my way to help him before disappearing again, and I did my best to hide my outside context powers during that time. That said, I feel like he might be alarmed by the fact I apparently have aged since then...

Also to reiterate: Wow, spirits are dicks here. Even if I didn't have a reputation malice, wearing my Sorcerer Supreme title would probably just get apathy from them. Jerks.
>>53514758
http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/53420415/#53420581

Here you go.

So it looks like the consensus is that if Decade ever openly revealed his identity, the societal impact and sudden amount of global attention would probably be catastrophic, and Korra will attempt to punch him?

>>53514945
Fat lot of good that'll do her. You're the literal Destroyer of Worlds! I doubt a mere human could do much damage to you, even if she is the fucking avatar.

>>53514788
I duplicated the Elixir and added the Elixir into the Elixir.

>>53514977
Oh no, Korra's overestimated her capabilities and gotten in way over her head. This is such an uncharacteristic thing for her to do, how could anyone have seen it coming?

File: Bobby-No reward.jpg (84KB, 382x373px) Image search: [Google]

84KB, 382x373px

>>53514945
>Korra will attempt to punch him?

Yes, she will and then when it doesn't work out she'll cry and blame someone else, pretend to learn her lesson and do it all over again. Because that's how korra is bro

>>53514945
Legend of Korra is a dumb world full of dumb people. You'd be doing the Omniverse a service if you destroyed it. Or at least remolded it.

>>53514945
By the time the jump begins Avatar Aang is dead due to his lifeforce running out, isn't he?

>>53515060
Honestly people would have been better off if the Red Lotus had won.

File: Bunny Girl16.jpg (75KB, 850x661px) Image search: [Google]

75KB, 850x661px

>>53515119
>By the time the jump begins Avatar Aang is dead due to his lifeforce running out, isn't he?

Yes, In order for a new avatar to come the old one must die

>>53514977
I'm pretty sure nothing in Avatar really stands a chance in terms of a physical confrontation. I mean, after the last few jumps, it'd be small potatoes at this point.

The vegetable, not the terrible idea. Trouble is, Decade is actively trying NOT to destroy anymore worlds and wants to give this one a good ONORE without just tossing the planet into the sun.
>>53515060
>>53515050
Tempting, but I'd rather give it something to remember. Maybe try and have Korra as a temporary student. Or just embrace the reputation and go full cartoon villainy. I'm not sure yet.

I'm VERY tempted to give Korra the Dr. Stephen Strange experience of the multiverse like in the movie. I dunno if it'd actually do any good but I would find it funny.
>>53515119
Yeah, Aang is dead as a doornail and has been for years. Legend of Korra's main story happens a year from the jump start. So the only real links left to Aang are the still-living members of Team Avatar, Tenzin, and his immediate kin.

Aside from Gunnerkrigg, whats the best shapeshiffting perk?

>>53515156
>the still-living members of Team Avatar, Tenzin, and his immediate kin
Would any one these people remember you? Old Toph would probably recognise you if you crossed paths I think.

>>53514788

There's a magic cauldron in Journey to the West that distills things to their base elements.

And another in Exalted (though not CP-backed) which condenses magic into potions.

So, it's an ongoing project of building up stock. Will probably finish it with a dose of non-CP based Hourai Elixir.

File: Bolin-and-Eska-avatar-the-legend-of-korra-34844071-500-339.jpg (27KB, 500x339px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 500x339px

>>53515156
>Tempting, but I'd rather give it something to remember. Maybe try and have Korra as a temporary student. Or just embrace the reputation and go full cartoon villainy. I'm not sure yet.

If you do anything bro make sure to help Mako out, He was named after the voice actor that died and all they did give him more hell than he deservred, Also make sure to help Bolin stay with best girl Eska. ALSO REMEMBER BRO, LONG HAIR KORRA WITH HER HAIR LET DOWN IS CONTENDER FOR BEST GIRL AND SHORT HAIR KORRA MEANS EVERYTHING IS TOO LATE AND SHE IS PERMANENT WORST GIRL

>>53515235
>Would any one these people remember you? Old Toph would probably recognise you if you crossed paths I think.

Oh anon you had to remind me of what they did to toph

File: SP_J-Lo22.gif (569KB, 148x136px) Image search: [Google]

569KB, 148x136px

>>53513626
Vanished forever into the either. That was at least two years ago.

The jump looks complete at first glance, but there are no drawbacks despite an option costing 1500CP, and it's possible through the Criminal background to have a hanging 50CP you can't spend on anything. The jump itself was never posted as anything but a WIP. Shame, really.

What could have been.

>>53515235
>Old Toph would probably recognise you
Because of her heightened senses and stuff.

>>53515235
You know what gets me? In the first episode Katara says that all her friends from back in the old days are dead. We later learn that Zuko and Toph are in fact alive. Now, Katara doesn't know Toph is alive, but Zuko is still in the public eye. I wouldn't expect the waterbender to be the one delivering those burns. I mean, yeah, they fought some, but by the end of the series they were on good terms and seemed to be friends. I guess they had a falling out at some point.

What's the best pantheon to be part of in Marvel Magic if you choose to be a god?

>>53515173
>Gunnerkrigg shapeshifting perk
"You will however have
an obvious marker that designates that it is you, whether it is a color scheme or a
notable symbol or any similar setup, it is obvious when it is you."
that part is a bummer yo

File: Bobby-....jpg (113KB, 693x467px) Image search: [Google]

113KB, 693x467px

>>53515332
>You know what gets me? In the first episode Katara says that all her friends from back in the old days are dead. We later learn that Zuko and Toph are in fact alive. Now, Katara doesn't know Toph is alive, but Zuko is still in the public eye. I wouldn't expect the waterbender to be the one delivering those burns. I mean, yeah, they fought some, but by the end of the series they were on good terms and seemed to be friends. I guess they had a falling out at some point.

You want to know what else bothered me anon?, Sokka never had a child

>>53515409
That we know of

>>53515343
Your own. Go Skyfather.

>>53515332
Senility happens man.

>>53515409
Moons take time to gestate new moons, bodaciousanon. Plus Sokka was the only one who could plan for potential moon hating space farers. Preventative measures.

>>53515347
Quite. Would you happen to know more perks?

>>53515435
Yeah, of course I'm gonna take that option, but I've got to have some sort of origin. Or do gods just sort of pop into existence?

File: 5538622-5418460-7352879222-45414.gif (111KB, 556x334px) Image search: [Google]

111KB, 556x334px

>>53512801
Big and powerful enough to take on anything I can't normally fight.

>>53513126
Aura from RWBY is actually fairly strong whenever it's not being hampered by the plot. It also has the benefit of being powered by the users soul.

>>53515173
>X-Men (Movies) [Self-Molecular Manipulation]
>Inyuyasha [Shapeshifting]
>Young Justice [Martian, Animal Transformation, Shape-Shifting]
>Marvel [Shapeshifting, Energy+Shapeshifting, Kinesis (Self)+Shapeshifting]

File: Superman.jpg (149KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

149KB, 1920x1080px

How would you copy, and improve on, this man's physiology?

>>53515343

One that hasn't really appeared much, so that you don't get pulled down by their canon plot stupidity.

>>53515469
I get my shapeshifting from being a DC Martian, from the DC or the Young Justice jump IIRC.

>>53513207
Make your armour extra meaty

>>53515491
With one of the many perks that allow you to copy biological forms or abilities and a perk that allows you to surpass your limits through training. Or just improve it through biomancy if you're a scrub.

>>53515491
Young Justice - Kryptonian Hybrid as a base.
Resident Evil - Hypnos Gene to slowly grow stronger.

Bonus -- Any of the "Peak for your species" perks across any number of Jumps. EVO is good for that.

File: Drills10.jpg (114KB, 850x638px) Image search: [Google]

114KB, 850x638px

>>53515423
>That we know of

With how bad Korra got I'm gonna assume that even if he got a child he's gonna be super gay or something


>>53515453

>Moons take time to gestate new moons, bodaciousanon. Plus Sokka was the only one who could plan for potential moon hating space farers. Preventative measures.

And then then korra is going to use earth bending on the moon because it looked at her funny or something and everyone is going to agree that she is completely in the right


Also don't forget Aang and all of the other Avatars are gone forever and now korra is now the new first Avatar

>>53515579
>Aang and all of the other Avatars are gone and Korra is the new first Avatar.
Well, that world's fucked, isn't it?

>>53515575
Oooh, I like this one. I've been planning to go to Resident Evil for a while.

>>53515491
Kyptonian+Saiyan DNA, then as others have said, use peak race perks.

>>53515579
>>53515602
Jumper can prevent that from happening though.

>>53515343
>What's the best pantheon
Norse. Whenever its an option its the correct answer to that question.

>>53515604
Glad to help. Jump onwards, Anon.

>>53515491
I wouldn't, because that's boring. I'd rather build my own superhumans from the ground up, much more interesting.

>>53515246
>And another in Exalted (though not CP-backed) which condenses magic into potions.
What's it called?

Are there any jumps that give an animation studio or similar video creation studio as a warehouse attachment?

>>53513668
It already is. I've been watching it. First two seasons are up.

File: Bunny Girl44.jpg (100KB, 700x991px) Image search: [Google]

100KB, 700x991px

>>53515602
>Well, that world's fucked, isn't it?

Yes it is, And Avatar Juan was awful just like her


>>53515636

>Jumper can prevent that from happening though.

I can and did, but that won't stop me from talking about how awful Korra was


Another thing to Remember that Waterbenders come in 2 types, the super serious ones who take pride and master their powers and know their responsibilities and the lazy prideful slackers who don't do anything but cause trouble for everyone else. There has never been a waterbending Avatar from the first group and all of their Avatars come from the second

>>53515712
The Crucible of Tarim. Takes two days and mystic ingredients worth Resources 5, but renders a spell down into a potion that can be unleashed more or less instantly. You can't drink the spell, though, the potion turns back into a spell the moment you unstopper the vial. So mixing it with the Elixir from Generic Xianxia wouldn't work.

Anything interesting to do in Naruto besides turn the whole world into a harem? Maybe some other fanfiction worlds to visit with the drawback?

>>53515173
If you're okay with using up your one power there, Worm has Imaginary Form.

>>53515751
>There has never been a waterbending Avatar from the first group and all of their Avatars come from the second
Oh, that's not fair. We know of two waterbender Avatars out of a total of thousands. I'm sure at least some of them have been responsible.

File: ashhand.jpg (86KB, 550x350px) Image search: [Google]

86KB, 550x350px

>>53515758
Go full Ash and lord your superior technology and rust-belt swag over their weebish ways.

>>53515794
I'd argue that they have to have been. The world would have ended a long time ago if every fourth Avatar was as shitty as Kurruk and Korra were.

>>53515758
"Déjà vu no Jutsu" and "Of The River and the Sea" both have SIs to mess with.

>>53515913
I almost want to go to "Dreaming of Sunshine" and fuck with Shikako.

File: 1490821535946.png (160KB, 376x750px) Image search: [Google]

160KB, 376x750px

>>53515956
She is pretty easy to fuck with, to be sure. She's constantly stuck in her head or having some kind of existential crisis.

Perfect for bullying.

>>53515575
>Hypnos Gene

Would Amplification from the Virus Customization be good to add to it? I do not want any bad side effects.

>>53515956
>>53516039
Shikako is not for bullying, she gets enough of that from the world anyway. I mean, she's died at least three times by now, she was nearly eaten by a cosmic horror, and in order to stop said cosmic horror she's had to blow up a country, which kicked off a war between Leaf and its' allies and Cloud and their allies.

>>53516111
I wanna waifu Shikako. Is that bad?

File: thisisfunnytome.png (22KB, 565x149px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 565x149px

>>53516111
> Shikako is not for bullying

>>53516081
Debatable really. You don't NEED to infect yourself with anything.

The Hypnos Gene perks means that over time, your body kills off weaker cells and keeps the stronger ones. For the purpose of the combo, ideally it would kill off the weaker cells most likely from your human side leaving you with just the strongest cells which would most likely be Kyrptonian.

>>53516147
Nah, she's a cute.

>>53513547
Alt-Form Armoire needs to go. It doesn't really do anything compared to how Alt-forms are supposed to work already, and any extra benefit is already covered by Alt-Form Blender

Combine still sounds like bad thing, as you get 10 years less time and 1,000 CP less than taking jumps separately.

New Restriction Idea
>No OC Imports
You cannot fanwank the details of your background anymore. Instead you find yourself living the life of a preexisting canon character whose abilities & situation best match the Identity you chose & the perks/items you took.

Notes for No OC Imports
If you Dropped In or took the Every Origin Liberty you can still choose to access their memories, but they have no effect on your personality unless you wish it.
Attributes they have but you didn't pay CP for still exist, but don't follow you into later jumps.
If they died in canon you dying that same situation won't end your chain.
Taking No OC Imports plus No Jumper, You are the Protagonist means you always start as the person most responsible for fixing the plot instead of them dying before their 5th birthday.

New Restriction Idea
>Sharing the Love
A restriction like Always/Never Drop In or No OC Imports now applies to companions as well. If Jumper can only take thematic purchases or has No Stat Perks, so do companions (but they can choose a different barred stat or purchase theme)

>>53516210
So, what would a combination of Kryptonian, Saiyan, and Time-Lord be like?

>>53516243
Snowflake TO THE MAX

>>53515913
>Messing with Self Inserts
>On /jc/

There's a lot of pots in this room calling the kettle black. Self inserts aren't a bad thing, but it's hypocritical to hate them if you're on fucking jumpchain.

>>53516243
Still inferior to humanity's infinite potential.

File: Nice.gif (776KB, 388x182px) Image search: [Google]

776KB, 388x182px

>>53516295

>>53516240
>It doesn't really do anything compared to how Alt-forms are supposed to work already
That's the point.

>>53516147
>Wanting Shikako when you can have this

So just reposting what an Anon did for a question a few threads ago I believe


Gonna spoil this out of a futile attempt to hide my shame, but: Naruto, if you have a few other perks. Specifically, you'll want The Path of Heaven from Kamen Rider Kabuto, and You're Gonna Wake Up The Rest of the Bitches from Black Dynamite, and Toggle from Young Justice. Some protection against mind control would be useful. Now, in Naruto, take the 0CP version of the fanfiction drawback and choose the smut-fic "Icha Icha World", toggle off The Path of Heaven, then stay in the background until near the end of the Fourth Ninja War. At this point, toggle The Path of Heaven back on so that you're the main character and the story revolves around you. You will now take Naruto's place as the person the Infinite Tsukuyomi revolves around giving a planet-wide harem to. You're Gonna Wake Up The Rest of the Bitches gives you the prowess to see your way to the resolution of the plot where Naruto (now you) sexes Kaguya so hard that she cancels the Infinite Tsukuyomi, uses the Ten-Tails' vines to turn everyone into their appearance in the illusion instead of a White Zetsu like normal, and transfers all her power to you.

>>53516280
It's less hating them, and more screwing with them. None of them will be expecting someone else to know about Earth or other settings, so casually talking to them about something like Star Wars, or showing off Harry Potter style magic is going to majorly freak them out.

>>53516243
Thats hard to debate at all right there. Thats serious fan-wanking territory.

More then likely you'd have the ability of a Saiyan to gain strength from taking damage boosted by your weaker parts dying off, coupled with the Kryptonian abilities of absorbing sunlight, generating a personal force-field, and all the other powers Sup's seems to gain depending on the author.

As for Timelords? Dr. Who was never my cup of tea so I can't even begin to imagine. From what I understand, they have Time in their DNA or something? Or were exposed to Time and altered? Again, not entirely familiar. Just vaguely recalling various conversations.

>>53516295
Ah, but as a Kryptonian-Human Hybrid, you TOO have that potential! Ha.

>>53516280
Why would you assume I hate self inserts, given that I'm familiar enough with at SI stories to recommend a couple doorstoppers to use?

>>53516358
You are better off then me the only thing I know about Time Lords is that they have 2 hearts and like to mess with time.

>>53516376
Can you recommend a couple of doorstoppers for me?

>>53516404
Besides the two I posted? Sure. What fandom are you looking for?

>>53516358
>>53516397
Time Lords also have that regeneration thing where they get a new body when they're dying. Not dead, because they're...y'know, dead.

File: 1472243646528.jpg (65KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 1280x720px

Jump 76: Avatar - The Legend of Korra
Origin: Wanderer
Age: 19
Nation: Air
Location: Prison
Perks:
Chi Manipulation [850]
Common Face [700]
Traveler's Luck [650]
Quick Learner [350]
Tough [0]

Items:
Money [300]

Drawbacks:
And the Adventure Continues

Wow. I think this is the shortest amount of time it took for me to be locked up in prison somewhere. That's…wow, world. Not even going to be subtle about it, are you? It's a shame that no cage can hold me. Before anything, though, I should astral project and take a look at how this world looks.

I quickly recognize it as my soul soars across the world. It's the Four Nations of the Elements, which Avatar Aang had restored balance to. It looks like a lot has happened since the last time I came here. For one, apparently technology jumped in an incredibly short amount of fucking time. There's even a new hub city called Republic City, and it actually looks kinda pretty at night time. Enough of that, though. Where are my old allies?

I have the weirdest feeling I might have forgotten something at some point. I should REALLY use that Pensieve I have sitting in my Warehouse. Eventually. I want to look around first. I wonder, is Aang still alive somewhere? I figure I just need to find the first guy with an arrow tattoo on his head. Oh hey, there he is! Aang, you grew a beard! It looks…erm. Nice? Well, I'm not one to judge. I wear cat ears most of the time anyw-hey, why are you ignoring me?! You're the Avatar, you should be able to see spirits! No, wait, that isn't Aang at all. Is that his kid? Where's Aang?

…oh. Right. I guess being locked in an iceberg for so long kinda saps the lifespan, doesn't it? I guess I can't sense him since he's back in the Cycle. Better go see who's the next one in line, then. That would be…Water, right? Okay, let's head down and

who the fuck.

File: stop.jpg (35KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 1000x1000px

>>53516404

>>53516404
I like Time Braid
it's a Naruto time-loop fanfic
gets pretty up there with the crazy psychological effects on time-looping and also in terms of power-levels
it actually makes Sakura a somewhat interesting character. gets occasionally smuttish tho.

File: Dr Who.jpg (46KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 640x640px

With Time Lords, their brains are easily several orders of magnitude more powerful than ours. Think millions, and almost all of it is dedicated to what we might call conscious thought. That and the can spread psychic memes

>>53516428
Hm...Fascinating. I do recall something like that now. It was a gimmick they used so they could have a new actor every couple seasons or something, right?

Sounds like it wouldn't work to well with Saiyan DNA. Get near death and instead of gaining increased power, you revert to a brand new body with no training or something. Sounds awful. That might be a horrible trap option right there.

>>53516421
Right now, I'm kinda looking between Naruto, Harry Potter, and WoW. I tend to bounce between whatever fandoms I like the most though, so any you can think would be best would be good.

File: STAHP.png (426KB, 813x599px) Image search: [Google]

426KB, 813x599px

>>53516210
>ideally it would kill off the weaker cells most likely from your human side leaving you with just the strongest cells which would most likely be Kyrptonian.
>mfw that's not how evolution, cell reproduction, or darwinian theory works
Okay I know Resident Evil isn't exactly the most accurate when it comes to biological science and physiology, but that's not exactly how that would work.

If someone was the child of a Spaniard and a Chinese, if they're evolving it's not going to be a case of which ethnicity ends up winning. They're not going to slowly mutate into a full-blooded Spaniard or a full-blooded Chinese because one side was somehow "stronger" than the other. It's taking what you have and making that BLEND stronger over time. Helping you evolve to adapt to stuff that's been trying to kill you, or improving your functions if you've been straining yourself to help with whatever the fuck it is you're doing.

That's why the Hypnos T-Type was so terrifying. In response to getting BTFO, it just grew huge teeth and claws while getting even stronger because that's what was determined to help it MURDER THE FUCK OUT OF WHATEVER WAS HURTING IT. Arguably, a person with the Hypnos gene would likewise experience similar evolution/changes to help them through things.

>>53516358
>you TOO have that potential! Ha.
Jumpers permanently give up some of their potential when they become jumpers. They can still become strong, but from their first perk they are no long completely human and no longer "truly" infinite.

This makes me want to write shitty HFY where humans are special because they're so prevalent across universes. Like, Time Lords and Kryptonians are powerful, but they exist in so few universes. Things like elves, dwarves, and android are closer to humanity and far more common, but their numbers still pale in comparison to how many worlds contain humans.

>>53516471
Child of the Storm.
It's...okay. But it's also almost a million words long if you include the in-progress sequel, so it will keep you busy for quite a long time.

>>53516471
>WoW fanfic

Unless you want futa or some other horribly nasty shite, there's nothing good in this front.

>>53516521
I've read that. That's some good shit there, even if the author gets kind of long-winded with descriptions and shit.

>>53516111
>Shikako is not for bullying
Shikako is for bullying by showing her your Hogwarts diploma and Sonic Screwdriver, further shattering her view of reality and fiction while at the same time making her super jealous.

>>53516471
HPMoR and its unofficial sequel Significant Digits are pretty fucking long

>>53516500
Well, straight from Red herself.

So you'd end up with the best parts of both Human and Kryptonian. I'd just assumed Kryptonian is superior in many ways to Human DNA in that they can fly, absorb sunlight, ect thus you would end up more Kryptonian then Human over time. Does that make sense?

>>53516571
Yeah, but it's also complete and utter garbage written by a dumb-as-shit cult leader

File: 1480282553892.jpg (46KB, 456x461px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 456x461px

>>53516430
THIS is the new Avatar? She can't see or hear me, either! All she does is shiver and say the room got colder than usual! I mean, she can bend all four elements but absolutely nothing else is screaming 'Avatar' at me. I mean how in-oh. Oh, no. I see what's going on here. I was wondering when this would finally happen. This isn't a proper Avatar at all.

I knew this day would come eventually. A day where I would encounter another one like me. There's no denying it: The sudden warping of the world, the convoluted backstory, the weird scent around her 'Avatar'-ness…Korra is none other than another Jumper!

Direct intervention is necessary. I may be the Destroyer of Worlds, but all of my divinations are telling me this world will be at a net loss if I just stand by and let this maverick run rampant.

>"Pot, meet kettle."

ANGE DON'T SASS ME oh hey you've gotten really good at projection. I'm proud of you.

>"I'm glad, but don't you feel like you're jumping the gun a little bit?...like you always do?"

Hey if this is anything like the last world, everyone on the planet is either going to hate me or be afraid of me before we even do anything. Might as well put it to use somehow. Alright, the future tells me she'll be going to Republic City eventually. This girl is a teeny bit too sheltered for my tastes, especially since people can't go more than a few minutes without reminding her she's the Avatar, so it looks like I'll have to take on the antagonistic mentor role this time around.

>"Is there a reason almost all of your students have been girls, by the way?"

IT'S A FUCKING COINCIDENCE, ANGE. GOD.

Messed this up on the last try.

>>53516328
>That's the point.
What do you mean?

>>53516500
How would Hypnos alter a Human-Krypton hybrid over a long period of time?

>>53516457
That was such a unnecessary move on 10's part, but it was a fucking great scene

File: ANTS.jpg (20KB, 379x450px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 379x450px

>>53516509
>This makes me want to write shitty HFY where humans are special because they're so prevalent across universes. Like, Time Lords and Kryptonians are powerful, but they exist in so few universes. Things like elves, dwarves, and android are closer to humanity and far more common, but their numbers still pale in comparison to how many worlds contain humans.
By that logic, wouldn't insects would be far more special than humans? They're much, much more prevalent after all, with an estimated 200 million of them for every human on earth.

>>53516527
That so? I'm surprised nobody tried to make a shit ton of SI-OCs for it. It seems like it would be perfect for that sort of thing.
I've only seen one like that, that I've liked. World of Whatcraft. It's only got like 4 or 5 chapters in it though, but it looks like it has potential.

File: 1381075001710.jpg (78KB, 400x484px) Image search: [Google]

78KB, 400x484px

Is there any way to experience FMA anime over the brotherhood version?
I like how it handled alchemy and literally everything else better.

>>53516527
There is nothing wrong with enhance/d/ space goats

>>53516591
>complete and utter garbage
disagreed. though I see how it can really annoy people.
>written by a dumb-as-shit
disagreed. he's weird and he deserves ridicule but he's not really dumb, he's pretty smart in an annoying self-important semi-autistic way.
>cult leader
agreed. don't give the guy money. there are better organisations to donate to if you're worried about the dangers of IA or something.

>>53516673
There is when you and yours keep trying to shove it in anywhere and everywhere, and getting offended when people take offense to it.

We get it. You have a fetish. stop pulling it out of your pants and throwing it on the table.

>>53516591
MoR is pretty okay, it's Harry that's completely utter garbage. Of course, he's the main PoV character and nearly always right, so that garbage radiates through the rest of the story.

If we had a MoR I'd go there just to punch him in the mouth.
Smack him straight in the gobber I swear on me mum.

Any Jojo fags know if the arrowhead lets you have both an awakened ability and a requiem ability or are they mutually exclusive?

>>53516500
>If someone was the child of a Spaniard and a Chinese
So they would get super-rejuvenating naps AND be unstoppable hagglers? Too OP

>>53516662
>Is there any way to experience FMA anime over the brotherhood version?
Commission someone to make a new FMA jump based on the first anime and its movies.

>>53516717
No idea, no confirmation from Araki on either front and he's super-evasive on that question to begin with due to Stands in the current universe working so differently.

File: neo eyes.gif (34KB, 500x330px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 500x330px

What's her [STAND], /jc/?

>>53516693
Kinda defensive aren't ya buddy? You made a post relevant to the topic and I responded. That's all that happened. There is no grand futa conspiracy that's attempting to steal your fun. Soros is not funding /jc/. These memes won't melt steal beams.

Breathe.

>>53516713
I want to make a "bad setting" joke jump.

It can function as any setting, gives you no CP, gives you a free anti-plot armor perk that doesn't function outside of the jump, and the jump lasts exactly long enough to punch one person in the face.

>>53516755
[That tune ice cream trucks play that nobody remembers the name of]

>>53516717
In canon, there's no example of someone with an awakened stand getting a requiem stand. It's not like we know for sure if the two are mutually exclusive, just that there hasn't been an opportunity in canon to know for sure.

In order to get a requiem stand you have to stab your stand with the arrow, and all canon requiem stands have resulted from this. No awakened stands have been directly stabbed with the stand arrow in canon, so we don't know for sure.

I personally ascribe that you can get both because there's not reason why you can't get both (other than possible jumpmaker fiat) in my jojo knowlege.

>>53516810
Turkey in the Straw?

>>53516810
They go to a lot of effort to keep people from remembering that tune's name.
Nigger Love A Watermelon Ha! Ha! Ha!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hB5AMQslyC0

>>53516500
So, would the following be redundant or mutualistic:

>Hypnos Gene
>X-Gene expressed as situationally adaptive mutation
>Primal Zerg on the fly beneficial mutation

Would those work well together, the sum being greater than the parts, or would it simply be a matter of redundancy.

>>53515741
>give an animation studio or similar video creation studio
Kubu & the two strings
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
can't remember if their available as warehouse attachments or not.

>>53516500
>>53516941
>beneficial evolution

>>53516810
That is an unfortunate stand name anon.

>>53515742
>>53513693
Jump when?

>>53516935
Wasn't that debunked?

>>53516587

I mean, unless this verse handles it differently, there IS the matter of kryptonite and Red Sun radiation. Could be that it increases the resistance to kryptonite to the point of immunity(or if you want to be silly and also cue off of some continuities, actually empowering you since there are times when it turned people into monsters or gave them random superpowers) and it might actually be a half-elf/half-saiyan/half-dragon kinda thing where humans are a weird multiplier/buff to the species' natural powers.

Don't ask me how that works,but it seems to be a running trend

Just mentioning ideas~

>>53516662
>>53516738
I was thinking the same thing..I might, but it'd mostly be a ripoff of the current FMA:B jump with Truth Alchemy and Homunculus being mutually exclusive. Unless you're Wrath

Problem is it would be just a ripoff. The problem with parallels universes or alternate timelines is that there's so much overlap I dislike making jumps because there's only so much content that's worth putting in.

>>53516754
>>53516816
Yea I was thinking about that. I'm of the opinion that if you have access to the arrowhead it should work. There's no logical reason it shouldn't work Though Stands kind of defy logic and physics so it's not like it matters

I'm trying to figure out a way to write in not-overpowered ability copying. Best I have so far is that if I copy a power, it takes a great deal of effort and time to get it close to the original's strength. I want time stopping and other cool abilities but I don't want to resemble Dio too much or become Amazo. Failing that I'm just gonna take Khanso even if it's pretty similiar to Justice.

>>53516978
I don't think so, do you have a link?

File: 62636751_p1.gif (45KB, 450x372px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 450x372px

>>53516471
>Naruto
"Of the River and the Sea"
"Déjà vu no Jutsu"
"Walk on the Moon" in which the SI develops a creepy dom/sub relationship with Hinata. Ongoing.
"Vapors" and to a lesser degree "Clarity" by ElectraSev5n.

>Harry Potter
I admittedly can't recall reading a HP SI that I enjoyed, now that I'm looking for one in my favorites. And most of my favorites are punchy one-shots.
I can recommend "The Shadow of Angmar" for a Harry Potter/LoTR crossover that doesn't suck and is pretty long, though. Ongoing, too.
"Harry Potter and the Temporal Beacon" had a good time travel mechanic, but is dead.
For some short ones that are worth reading:
"All Full of that Wizard Angst"
"Anything but Slytherin"
"Mandragora"
"Lessons With Hagrid"
"Sisyphus"

I guess I could use some recommendations too. I thought my bookmarks/favs were more extensive.

Have an Albus.

>>53517003
>Red Sun
>communist radiation
Nice try, Marx! We don't sprecken commie around these parts.

File: IMG_1152.jpg (349KB, 1800x900px) Image search: [Google]

349KB, 1800x900px

>>53515742
Oh interesting.

I'll start watching as soon as possible.

>>53517028
I don't know how credible this source is exactly but here.
https://newrepublic.com/article/117792/racist-ice-cream-song-story-nprcom-wrong

File: Behold.gif (427KB, 268x304px) Image search: [Google]

427KB, 268x304px

>>53516587
>>53516587
>Does that make sense?
No. No it does not. What makes a particular genotype and its expressed phenotype 'superior' is how it handles in the environment and the various factors that it comes across. That's why you have sharks who haven't quite evolved as much over time compared to say, humans who HAVE evolved a fair amount and have a large amount of variability. If shit works, then shit works. If it doesn't work, it changes over time to make it work provided the contributing factors aren't too extreme. What happens if it's too extreme? THE SPECIES DIES. That's why the majority of villains who go "I'll force humanity to evolve!" are a bunch of fucking tools who have likely failed high school biology classes.

In the event of a Kryptonian/Human hybrid, you could have all manners of things. But in the end, the variety all depends on what you run into and what kind of situations you're encountering. It's really hard to say what kind of results that hybridization would have over time with Hypnos because not everyone is going to run into the same thing. Maybe the Kryptonian's innate radiophagy grows to accept other forms of radiation. Maybe some junk DNA in the human side activates and decided you needed a lizard tail again for balance. Who the fuck even knows? For all we know, >>53517003 could happen. It all depends what you do with the thing.

>>53516941
Whooooooooo even knows. Context and situation tends to be a thing. When you start mixing stuff in further, I couldn't begin to say.

>>53516732
...damn it, I laughed.

>>53516941
You're missing Karma Chameleon (Gunnm / Battle Angel Alita), Evolution Energy (EVO: Search for Eden), An Ogre Does Not Stop + Moulded By Darkness (Ogre Kingdoms), Chthonic Baara of the Ur-Beast, and- y'know what hold up I'm breaking out the list.

>>53517121
>y'know what hold up I'm breaking out the list
Thanks. Could you comment on which ones allow you to guide that evolution rather than it being involuntary?

File: 1408479904167.png (18KB, 336x484px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 336x484px

>>53517011
I'd settle for just a 0cp drawback in the current jump to just let me enjoy the 2003 anime version.

>>53517070
>that image
That series is proving to be a very fun little series. Reminds me of Leage of Super Evil. With a lot more tolerable characters.

>>53517165
EVO for one, and Moulded by Darkness is guided mostly by what you allow yourself to be exposed to material-wise, with the guarantee that any mutations will not be harmful or useless.

>>53517066
Huh, I guess that is one more funny story debunked.

>>53517011
>but it'd mostly be a ripoff of the current FMA:B
You haven't really looked at the existing jump, have you? The origins don't actually have fully developed perk trees. Just random slapped together items and perks. Like there are auto mail items, but no perk that gives you the knowledge/ability to actually build or attach them.

So if the new jump actually had a perk section for each background, and 3 items for each, it would go a long way to not be a ripoff.

>>53517176
>That series is proving to be a very fun little series
I liked it too. However, Black Hat's animation felt a bit stiff in comparison to everyone else's, and I felt it was kind of by the numbers though, which is still sort of refreshing since everyone tries to be completely unique these days.

>>53517070
>Studying biology in secondary school
>Not dedicating yourself to philosophy as a young, aspirant villain
>Expected to understand what these squiggly bits of DNA actually do

>>53517070
Thats understandable. I can see how different variations would pop up due to exposure. Such as maybe a Hybrid growing up in luxury with no conflict losing a lot of abilities since they don't need to maintain them while someone exposed to a Death World going all Doom's Day.

File: decadedammit.jpg (20KB, 704x396px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 704x396px

>>53516597
I return to my body and then activate the sling ring to get myself a portal to warmer climates. There is much work to be done. I just wish it wasn't necessary. When your world's problems rely on the intervention of an outside force, does that mean the heroes of this world ultimately fail to achieve what is necessary? Or is this just the world's way of spiting me?

Well, no sense waxing philosophical about it, now. When Korra begins her journey to Republic City, she's abruptly dropped into the Mirror Dimension where I'm waiting for her. The ice around us shifts and turns as I walk over to greet her, speaking like I would to an old friend. That's when she tries to punch me. Fruitlessly. Hm. I guess abruptly dropping someone into a new dimension plus my reputation malus kinda made her danger instincts fire up.

Naturally, Korra not being used to fighting actual opponents, I don't even need to use a real weapon or magic to school her. I just picked up a tree branch from the middle of nowhere and made my point by slicing through several layers of ice. A well-placed poke in the third eye and I send her soul through the spirit world and give her a vision of the multiverse. If nothing else, it abruptly forced the issue of her trouble with spirituality, before she was back in her body.

At this point, she is incredibly distressed and confused. I tell her in no small words that if she is to enter Republic City with the same attitude she's been carrying, it will be the 'ruin of all'. I then tell her to her face that I am Decade, Destroyer of Worlds, and that if I don't see improvement from her, I would 'make good on my title'.

I'm lying, of course, but she doesn't know that because she tries punching me again, and then I drop her back into realspace without much ceremony.

>>53517039
Seventh Horcrux is best HP fic.

>>53517249
YES I EXPECT YOU TO UNDERSTAND WHAT THOSE SQUIGGLY BITS ACTUALLY DO.

>>53517260
>Such as maybe a Hybrid growing up in luxury with no conflict losing a lot of abilities since they don't need to maintain them while someone exposed to a Death World going all Doom's Day.
Eeeh, hard to say on that front since a lot of times, evolution occurs over generations and Hypnos doesn't really go "Well you haven't used it in a while so boop". Hypnos is a big fucking cheat and that's why it was expensive as a perk, because it's more a case of raising the bar. The original Hypnos T-type lost a bunch of intelligence when it roid raged because it was focusing more on "kill the fuck out of that thing", but that's not going to happen to you because otherwise people would see it as a trap option of epic proportions. But yeah, someone who's exposed to a Death World for a long period of time is gonna become an Apex predator of that world quick enough that the world's biosphere simply can't adapt to you fast enough and you'll own the place.

>>53517327
You're right. I don't know how that one escaped my favs.

>Upon These Stones from Les Mis
>all your imports are veterans of "the wars" if there's any in the setting you could have been in
time to play up the nam vet stereotypes

YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN

>>53517249
>philosophy as a young, aspirant villain
Fool. Everyone knows the greatest villains were all accountants.

>>53517276
If only from shock and fear at the world suddenly having a gun pointed to its head, Korra was a bit more cautious and hesitant in her actions, which was really all I needed. That and her open link to the other Avatars meant she could actually get guidance from her past selves, and I would reappear to her now and then and do my best trickster mentor act. I appeared in person as little as possible, always using a projection or taking Korra into the Mirror Dimension when it was time to talk. It led to a few people doubting my existence, which gave me some more room to work. I think Korra eventually got the message that I was ultimately trying to help her, though it was mostly at Aang's insistence and what little was known about me. She never liked me very much, though.

Curiously, although I never showed up in person or outside of Korra's circle, there was always an atmosphere of unease or fear whenever my projection was near someone. Almost as if the people of this world could subconsciously sense that I was there. It was…alarming, to put it lightly. Just how far did this malus really go? For the most part, I stuck to my old role and found myself quoting the words of my old mentors, from Strange to Ryuuken. I didn't teach Korra about magic or whatnot because I'm not retarded, but instead dispensed some hard-earned lessons where needed.

I may have manipulated events to both teach Korra humility and that the Avatar isn't a title you wear without the proper amount of respect to both your friends and your enemies. Aang didn't complete his journey all by himself, after all.

>>53517039
Non-SI but Sasuke Uchiha and the Power of Lies is fucking great. It's like someone ran a Naruto game with Paranoia.

>>53517380
Fine, I'll just pontificate and sprout sophistry about the absurdity of human existence until my adversaries go and neck themselves. I can't be bothered to learn about amino alkalis

File: Explain Further.jpg (38KB, 649x536px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 649x536px

>>53517457

>>53517396
CHARLIE WAS IN THE TREEEEEEEES MAN

>>53517380
Ah, gotcha. Didn't realize it was that slow acting. I was assuming it was more like sudden transformations seen in some of the games.

I'll have to reconsider how to properly use it. At the least fold it in with other advance/rapid evolution perks.

>>53517521
>I DIDN'T LOSE MY LEGS IN VIETNAM TO DEAL WITH THIS SHIT!
>But you didn't lose your legs?
> EXACTLY WHAT I SAID! I DIDN'T LOSE MY LEGS IN VIETNAM!

>>53517507
Just read it.

>Zabuza laughed. “Still playing ninja? You know, when I was your age, I’d already started killing kids. I’m really good at it.”

>Sakura’s eyes widened. “W-what?”

>“In the Hidden Mist village, we had an unusual graduation exam. In order to become a ninja, you had to kill another student.”

>Sakura gasped. Tazuna gaped. I shrugged.

>Naruto said, “Hah! That’s nothing. I had to kill a teacher.”

>Wait, was that why Mizuki-sensei wasn’t at graduation? And no one had seen him around for months? And we weren’t allowed to talk about him, or even think about him, because there never was a Mizuki-sensei?

>I brushed the thought aside. Now was not the time for treason.

File: gia.jpg (1MB, 900x1273px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 900x1273px

>>53517070
>That's why the majority of villains who go "I'll force humanity to evolve!" are a bunch of fucking tools who have likely failed high school biology classes.
And all of them seem to think that they are going to rule the evolved humanity, because /obviously/ they're already genetically superior and will be around to see the fruits of their new world order.

I just can't get enough of bullying those types.

>>53517507
>Sasuke Uchiha and the Power of Lies
Zabuza said, “And you are Sharingan Kakashi.”

That was an odd nickname for a non-Uchiha. It was pretty common for an Uchiha, though. Like my father, Sharingan Fugaku, or my mother, Sharingan Mikoto, or the baker, Sharingan Saki.

“That’s me,” Kakashi said, casually shifting his headband so that it covered the other eye. I had assumed that Kakashi had lost an eye in combat, but there was a normal eye hidden underneath. Except…

“The Sharingan,” I whispered.

“Sharingan,” Zabuza said.

“Sharingan,” Sakura said.

“Sharingan,” Kakashi agreed.

“What the heck is a sharingan?!” Naruto yelled.

I said, “It’s a doujutsu that allows its users to read and defeat genjutsu, taijutsu, and ninjutsu. They can copy any technique, predicting an opponent’s movement before it even occurs. But that’s not all. The sharingan can do pretty much anything.”

“That’s about right,” Kakashi said. “But, sometimes, it can do even more.”

Sakura asked, “More?”

“Yeah, some people’s Sharingans can do unique things, things that no one else has ever seen before and that don’t even seem possible.”

“That sounds like cheating,” Naruto said.

“It is,” Kakashi said.

Naruto continued, “Wait. Is that how sensei beat us up one-handed?”

Kakashi smiled wider. At least, I assume he was smiling. I still couldn’t see half his face. “No, that’s because you’re all awful.”

File: decade.jpg (73KB, 480x270px) Image search: [Google]

73KB, 480x270px

>>53517454
So for the most part, things go as directed but a bit more smoothly. Mostly because I'm nudging things along that way. I want this world to be able to sustain itself without me, like it always has. However, somehow, the stupid Dark Avatar thing is still en route to happen despite my actions. And that's when I had to step in, personally.

Vaatu probably wasn't expecting a centuries-old sorcerer to violently derail his plans and then seal him in a lunchbox which I promptly buried for good measure. The links to prior Avatars were kept intact, and Korra's spirituality was still open. I figured this would be the full extent of my intervention, and I could finally relax for a while.

Unfortunately, things didn't work out that way. See, it turns out forcing someone's relevant chakra open without them learning disciplined kinda made Korra a bit…nuts. The problem with her wasn't merely lacking a trait, but because she had no idea how to balance herself. The way of the Avatar was more akin to Yin-and-Yang, not good versus evil, but it wasn't a lesson she had properly learned, even from Aang. The Vaatu incident was the catalyst for her to start losing it, and she began to have trouble discerning the spirit world and the real world from each other, and was starting to feel the collective weight of the planet all at once.

Whoops.

>>53517121
>y'know what hold up I'm breaking out the list.
You gonna post that list still?

>>53517621
Those hands belong to devimon.

>>53517704
Oh goddammit Heavens! You just fuck everything up, don't you?

>>53515491
Animorphing nothlit body sacrifice.

Nanotech Hamon generators in the blood.
Redundant organs.
Antimagic generators in the blood.
Teach him The Hercules Method.
Supplement his diet with flakes of metal made from sunlight.

File: LightSuit_concept2.png (516KB, 1002x727px) Image search: [Google]

516KB, 1002x727px

>>53512801
So far I've got the light suit from Metroid as a base and combined it with simbiote from ultimate spiderman, I'm looking to add the modifications from marvel cinematic universe II next. Does anyone have any good suggestions to go on from there?

File: Water Noise Geometry.png (3MB, 1863x2377px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1863x2377px

>>53517380
>YES I EXPECT YOU TO UNDERSTAND WHAT THOSE SQUIGGLY BITS ACTUALLY DO.
But if i sing unsung songs to them, and show them the love of the deep their unborn Beings hear and respond with heuristic submission and ecstatic agony. And aren't the arts so much more luxuriating and transcendent? You love music, don't you, Red?

>>53517775
Earth's Mightiest Heroes has some good upgrades.

>>53517775
I dont really do tech very often but I hear gunnm and halo have pretty good tech. I know all the marvels do too, as do dc jumps. Hell if you have a good enough powersource putting shrink rays and fabbers into your suits is a must as well as making things like energy shields that shunt damage into another dimension.

File: 1482683900435.png (589KB, 733x733px) Image search: [Google]

589KB, 733x733px

>>53517704
I'm not above admitting I make terrible mistakes, so I had to intervene personally to fix this mess. I threw open a sling ring and quickly went to Korra's location, expecting I would have to put things back together and then clean up the mess. Only, when I arrived, Korra was in a meditative position and hadn't budged from it. I could feel the presence of several spirits staring down at her before quietly dispersing, and she took a deep breath.

I could sense no more imbalance from her. No rage, no misguided happiness. It was calm. Like the passing of a storm. I blinked, genuinely taken aback for the first time in several years. She took a deep breath and opened her eyes, frowning at me.

"Satisfied?" She asked, pointedly.

I don't know whether I should attribute it to Aang, my own manipulations, or if Korra just needed a different environment to find the way herself. But even though I had traveled here expecting a fight or an emergency confrontation…it seems she found what she was looking for on her own.

It's been a long time since I underestimated someone like this, even someone who had gotten on my nerves so much to this point.

I don't say anything. I just disappear into the portal of the sling ring after informing Korra she had passed my examination. From there…well, imagine if the latter two incidents that followed had more to do with the original events of the Hundred Years War, with a realized Avatar with all of her past lives behind her and lessons learned, as opposed to what would have happened otherwise.

I don't intervene. Not often. I find it's no longer necessary. I'm…relieved.

I decide to use the remainder of my time to catch up on old friends. I offer eternal youth to them. They turn me down. It's almost a relief, but I'll be sad when they eventually pass on to the next world. Maybe I'll see them again someday. Someday. But not yet. Not yet.

>>53516280
With This Ring drawback when?

Really haven't liked it recently.

File: Bunny Girl10.jpg (437KB, 780x1100px) Image search: [Google]

437KB, 780x1100px

>>53517704

Torch this world and be done with it bro.
>>53517704

>The Vaatu incident was the catalyst for her to start losing it, and she began to have trouble discerning the spirit world and the real world from each other, and was starting to feel the collective weight of the planet all at once.

She tried something like that in the show bro, where she tried to make the violent spirit come to earth and live there with the humans.

>>53517775
MCU 2 has a really nice armor section, and you could merge it with a suit from there too.

Could import it into Incredibles, since armors apparently count as 'outfits' for the supersuit import.

Import it as Moon-Faced Mail in Lunars to have it shapeshift with you without problems. Or import it as a Perronele in Infernals, if it's a companion too and you want to focus on the symbiote-ness.

Warframe has some stuff with the titular warframes, which you can get as armor. Might want to incorporate that. Or just run your armor through the Void Relic Refiner.

Legacy of the Aldenata has pretty nice power armor too.

>>53517704
Funny thing, vaatu was already sealed in a tree. Korra let him out, then she went on to merge the spirit world with the real world and fuck everything up harder, after retroactively killing all the good avatars of course. Korra is the worst.

>>53517599
>>53517622
That's amazing.

>>53517952
>>53517775
There is an item from bloody roar that lets you make any armor or clothes put into it always fit you no matter what.

>>53517507
>But unlike the previous times I’d watched someone’s face melt off, our opponent did not collapse into a writhing ball of screams. She casually peeled her skin off. Another face lay beneath; it was white and fairly androgynous, although the shape of its cheekbones struck me as masculine. His yellow eyes crinkled with amusement. “Kukuku. Perhaps Kakashi wasn’t lying after all. You’ve done well for genin.”

>“Wait a second, aren’t you a genin?” the Narutos chorused.

>The ninja smirked. “I am Orochimaru.”

>After a moment’s silence, he scowled, like he was expecting some sort of reaction. “Orochimaru? Konoha’s worst enemy?”

>We continued to stare at him.

>Orochimaru’s voice came out strained. “Konoha’s greatest traitor?”

>That was ridiculous. Nobody had ever betrayed the village. It just didn’t happen.

>“The first sannin?”

>Sakura hummed thoughtfully. “I always did find it strange that there were only two sannin.”

>“Hn,” I agreed.

>Sakura said, “Of course, there are plenty of reasonable explanations. For instance, many ninja didn’t know how to count during the war.”

>“You know nothing of the war,” Orochimaru spat. “I was one of only three ninja to survive a battle with Hanzo the Salamander, the feared leader of Rain. We had to use our own comrades’ corpses as shields, and even they were eviscerated with a single blow…”

YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE

>>53517039
>"Walk on the Moon" in which the SI develops a creepy dom/sub relationship with Hinata. Ongoing.
Which will go nowhere because "ma no porn on SB"

>>53517507
>>53518006
>>53518095
>Sakura struggled to keep her facial expressions under control and suppress her killing intent. “Sir, if it isn’t classified, could you tell us how the Third died?”

>“Terrible tragedy,” Orochimaru said with a dreamy smile, smoothing down his new robes. “He had a heart attack in the middle of surgery and was unable to continue operating on himself.”

>“He was operating…on himself…alone?” Sakura said.

>Orochimaru said, “No, of course, not. He brought in a renowned medical ninja to assist. Unfortunately, she is terrified of blood and, at the time of the incident, was busy cowering in the corner while sobbing hysterically.”

>Tsunade growled.

>Orochimaru hissed at her. “Fine. Cowering in the corner in a very dignified and stoic manner. Better?”

>Tsunade smirked. “Afterwards, we realized how few people were qualified for the position. I refused, a few senior ninja died of natural causes, and we’re still looking for Jiraiya. The only other option was…”

>“Me!” Orochimaru chirped, clapping his hands together with childish joy.

>Tsunade chuckled, a victorious gleam in her eyes. “Him.”

...

>Orochimaru sheepishly began playing with the desk’s drawers. “New plan. You keep doing what you’re doing.”

>“Yes, Hokage-sama,” we said.

>“Just one quick question. What are you doing?” Orochimaru said as he began pulling scrolls from the drawer.

>“Lately, we’ve been failing our missions due to the Akatsuki,” I said flatly.

>“Bunch of eccentrics. I joined them for a time, during my anarchist phase”—the new Hokage opened a second drawer—“Dear kami, this desk is stuffed with ninja corpses.”

>Tsunade spoke coolly, her mouth flat. “Orochimaru.”

>“It’s like sensei wasn’t even using them!”

>>53517039
>"Lessons With Hagrid"
"And a wizard of [Voldemort's] skill and experience would still have escaped the situation if Potter had not chosen that moment to throw a brick at him."

>>53518096
>“What the heck is a sharingan?!” Naruto yelled.I said, “It’s a doujutsu that allows its users to read and defeat genjutsu, taijutsu, and ninjutsu. They can copy any technique, predicting an opponent’s movement before it even occurs. But that’s not all. The sharingan can do pretty much anything.”
It's on FFN now.

>>53516509
>Since they're more, they're better.

>>53518181
Please tell me that line is actually from the fic, because if so I need to read that.

>>53518248
Why did my post quote that?

>>53517276
Where’s the sling ring come from?

>>53518170
Next, the two Hyuuga faced off.

Neji Hyuuga was a genius. He came from a prominent clan and, despite his cold nature, his good looks had earned him countless admirers.

I hated him on sight.

Unfortunately, he was the obvious victor of his match, dominating from the very first skirmish. Still, Hinata stubbornly fought back, refusing to stay down due to Naruto’s goading. Idiot.

“Stop encouraging Hinata,” I said. “At this rate, Neji is going to kill her.”

Naruto said, “Wah? But she’s his cousin.”

Suddenly, I understood what was going on.

“He’s going to kill her,” I said, “and then he’s going to kill the entire Hyuuga clan.”

Naruto was frozen by his usual confusion.

“Naruto, I’ve seen this before”—I grabbed him by the shoulders—“The doujutsu clan, the resentful genius, the dead cousin. There’s only one way this can go.”

>>53518303
Marvel cinematic part two it's from the Dr. strange movie

>>53518295
It is. It's hilarious, go read it.

>>53518295
I'm paraphrasing because it's been a while, but yeah.

>>53517396
>all your imports are veterans of "the wars" if there's any in the setting you could have been in
Take Island Purgatory in the Arrowverse Jump.
>In every war, you end up MIA on that Island for 5 years somehow.

File: 1481868708363.gif (4MB, 320x320px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 320x320px

>>53518303
It's from MCU Part 2. Handy little magical artifact that lets you open a portal that you can travel through. It can even cross dimensions.

It's been a staple of my party and chain since I picked it up.

Gaara’s eyes had dark circles under them. I wondered if he ever slept. I wouldn’t, if I were him.

“Killing is the only way I can prove my existence.”

“You won’t ever have had an existence, once I get through with you!” Naruto said.

Were his teeth always that sharp?

Gaara’s brow furrowed slightly. “…I’m not sure what that’s implying.”

Naruto was distracted by his anger as he tried to further simplify a fundamental concept. “Well, sometimes, when somebody kills you really hard, you stop existing in the future and in the past. And nobody talks about you ever again. Or even remembers you existed. Like Mizuki-sensei.”

Naruto had clearly spent a lot of time thinking about the nature of existence, which I guess made him…a philosopher.

There was a reason we had no philosophers in the Leaf.

In an attempt to save Naruto from treason, I said, “Naruto, no one in Konoha has ever been named Mizuki. Stop being an idiot.”

Beside his teammate, Kankuro said, “What the hell is wrong with you Konoha people?”

>>53518311
Oh goddammit that makes perfect sense.

Does anyone actually use the perks in The Glorious Vault? The 'real' ones?

>>53516210
That only works if you're a hybrid in the sense of cellular chimerism. That is to say, someone took a Kryptonian embryo and a human embryo and mushed them together. If you're hybridized on the chromosomal level that would do nothing. Then again, Lex gave Superboy patches that suppressed the human part of him and gave him full Kryptonian power, so he might be a chimera. Not sure why they'd make him that instead of just a full blown Kryptonian clone, but it's a possibility.

>>53518424
SB does.

>>53518496
Even though the jump is filled with not particularly subtle jabs at them? Odd.

>>53518608
https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/general-jumpchain-thread-2.483115/page-1218

Yep. Though arguably it's less them and more jumpchain as a whole.

>/jc/ gives better fanfic recs than most fanfic rec lists
Don't even need other sites anymore.

File: Ursine.png (84KB, 238x179px) Image search: [Google]

84KB, 238x179px

>>53518608
I wish Ursine would come and join /jc/, he contributes such brilliant ideas for perk combinations and balancing suggestions to our brother site

>>53518841
>Brother site
More like the retarded red-headed step-brother site.

File: tmp_19236-9dc2142cf25ad4210df6cd480c880046_oh-you-by-doom1272-oh-you-are-meme_800-5991541127767.jpg (193KB, 800x599px) Image search: [Google]

193KB, 800x599px

>>53518841

>>53518428
Kryptonian DNA is like generically encrypted or something like that. Any attempts to clone a Kryptonian seems to end up with a mindless berserker.

SB was a huge improvement because he was controllable. CADMUS was gonna use SB as a base for more Supeclones. With ultimate goal of a near-Superman tier clone.

>>53518860
>implying they're any worse than we are
Get over yourself.

>>53518170
>>53518311
>>53518359
Oh my God, it really is Naruto: Paranoia Edition.

>>53518671
Well, technically it's aimed at shitty self-insert fanfics in general. But there are a couple of jabs at Spacebattles in particular. Like, the being that grabbed you is named Robert, which is a play on the term that they've popularized for some godlike being grabbing you and putting you in a self-insert fanfiction: ROB, the Random Omnipotent Being (Personally, I prefer ASB, the Alien Space Bat, a term used in alternate history writing circles). The setting it offers to put you in are also the settings that by far SB likes to use for its self-insert stories, though that might be a coincidence.

>>53518838
tg_you_dont_even_need_the_other_boards_anymore.jpg
Really, it's because we have standards. They might be low standards, but they're good enough to weed out 99.89% of all fanfiction.

>>53518945
It's encrypted in mainline DC. I don't know if it is in Young Justice. Still seems to me like if you can clone Kryptonian cells well enough for them to integrate into a human embryo and form the required organs for superpowers, you can probably clone enough to just put those organs into a cyborg. Make the Cyborg Superman, anyone remember him?

>>53518985
>The Hokage paused for a moment. “…Yes, come to think of it. Regardless, while immortality is no longer my goal, I cannot allow myself to die while there’s no one I can possibly trust to take my position.”

>“Hey, what about me?” Naruto kicked the floor, which I found incredibly childish and possibly treasonous.

>“Not a single soul,” the Hokage said. “Until I find someone, I require treatment from the most talented medical ninja Konoha has ever produced…Unfortunately, there’s only so much surgery I can perform on myself, so we’ll have to settle for a distant second best: My old student, Tsunade.”

>“Where is she?” Sakura asked. This wouldn’t be a mission if the kunoichi was still in Konoha, after all.

>“Tsunade has spent the last twenty-five years deep undercover as a drunkard with a gambling problem. Don’t expect her to break character when you approach her. Or any time after that.”

>It made sense for the Hokage to have a few spies settled among the seedier sections of Fire Country. Loan sharks and smugglers were slow to trust, and years pretending to belong among them would obviously change a ninja.

>“She also may refuse to go with you,” the Hokage said. “She’ll likely insist that you’d have to kill her in order to bring her back home, but you shouldn’t do that. It would be counterproductive.”

>“Yes, Hokage-sama,” we said in unison.

>>53519069
>Not a single soul
Ouch.

>>53513626
>>53515281
Well there you have it anon, finish it.

>>53519069
We found Tsunade two towns over, in a filthy bar. The buxom woman latched onto the bar top with one arm, stopping her traveling companion Shizune from dragging her away. Her other arm was slung over the shoulders of an enemy of the state.

Orochimaru’s head lolled against his old teammate’s neck. “Remember when we went on that mission. Y’know, the one in Whirlpool?”

Tsunade giggled. “No.”

“Don’t do. No. Now, now you sound like Sensei.” Orochimaru’s frail new arms gripped his glass as he slurped sake with a freakishly long tongue.

We weren’t prepared to fight a second sannin. Yes, Orochimaru was drunk and disarmed, but some ninja are more dangerous when inebriated. There were whole taijutsu styles based on the concept.

I shared a look with Sakura, understanding passing between us. We would withdraw for now, returning when our chances were more favorable.

“Hey, isn’t that the guy who the Hokage beat up?” Naruto asked, drawing the eyes of everyone in the bar. I hoped that he had some sort of master plan and wasn’t just attention seeking again.

Kakashi nodded. “Yes. I believe we’re morally obligated to fight him to the death. To prove our will of fire.”

“No, no, no,” Tsunade slurred. “It’s fine. Orochi…ro…maru is deep undercover. As a terrorist.”

That explained everything. Enemies of Konoha would naturally flock to a “traitor.” Then, each time Orochimaru attacked the village with a poorly-led force, a new round of ninja who would dare to defy Konoha perished. Afterwards, the Hokage allowed him to live because he wasn’t just a non-threat. He was Konoha’s greatest asset.

“If I were an enemy ninja, I never would have suspected,” I said.

File: meat man.jpg (250KB, 1159x1279px) Image search: [Google]

250KB, 1159x1279px

What are the best perks for organic technology/merging biological and synthetic materials?

>>53516639
>unnecessary

Worse even, as it aborted Britain's second golden age and allowed The Master his opportunity to become the PM.

One of the genuine times the the Doctor fucked up completely.

>>53518945
>>53519067


The animated Superman/Doomsday was specifically not encoded, because Lex Luthor cloned him a shit ton with no problems, outside of the fact his abusing the clone lead to evil clone shenanigans.

>>53519336
at least put some context with it. You're not even trying

>>53519257
>The Master as PM
Which also set up his near-death and regeneration into 11. That one line fucked him up big time.

File: 1495471225142.webm (1MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1920x1080px

>>53518841
>our brother site

>>53519371
All because how dare some human actually eliminates a alien invasion force in an attempt to show that the Earth will defend itself.

>>53519257
Yeah, the Doctor makes plenty of retarded due to his unique blend of hubris and indefatigable ego. Outside of the Mars Christmas special though I don't remember anyone calling him on it.

>>53519426
That's not how Doctor Who works Anon...
https://youtu.be/vjmG1_AX0j4?t=1m5s

>>53519426
Is Capaldi, 13 is it?, any better? I stopped watching mid way through Smith's run.

>>53519474
The Doctor does have a pathological need to be the hero though. It's not enough that humanity is safe; he has to save humanity.

File: 1312512701336.png (76KB, 211x198px) Image search: [Google]

76KB, 211x198px

>>53517070
Evolution is about using the best available solution to your problem. What's available is decided entirely by random mutations. That's why the human body is a kitbashed mess with a spine, pelvis, and ribcage horribly adapted to bipedialism which leads to a ton of health problems. Not to mention knees, which are a complete travesty in all the species in which they exist. Evolution has no intelligent driving force behind it, mutation is random, and so what's best that exists and doesn't die before reproduction is what ends up propagating, not what's actually best.

Because of this, it's incredibly easy for some super biologist to design structures that are FAR better suited to the environment than what humans possess naturally. Don't think that it's some kind of "Me am play gods!" situation to skip that fickle bitch evolution and genetically engineer a better human. If you have the proper understanding, it's entirely reasonable to do so.

>>53519426
>in an attempt to show that the Earth will defend itself
Considering the fact that Earth proceeds to continuously get the shit kicked out of it later on, that attempt would have failed anyway.

>>53519599
I think for a while there he was trying to compensate for killing his entire race. Guess he just never calmed down after he found out they weren't actually dead.

File: The Brides of Jumper.jpg (200KB, 986x811px) Image search: [Google]

200KB, 986x811px

>>53506329

My whole theme is vampire jumper making Brides in every universe I go to. With these three and some monster henchmen as companions.

Right now I'm recuperating from being set on fire by Spider-Man, who understandably didn't appreciate me trying to turn MJ, Betty Brant, and Gwen into my new Brides.

Little does he know I survived and merely suppressed their vampirism, so we are on schedule for Gwen's death in a few months. Although I've hypnotized a mental repulsion into her and Norman, just in case. for quite some time now.[/quote]

File: 1492182018573.jpg (18KB, 199x268px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 199x268px

If you nip the Voldemort problem in the bud while you're in Fantastic Beasts, is there even going to be anything going on in the normal Harry Potter jump?

>>53519688
As always, redhead a best.

>>53519610
There is a reason for the phrase 'survival of the least inadequate', after all.

>>53519610
Sure, but that's not what your average "I will make mankind evolve" villain is talking about. They're not trying to design a better human, they're trying to force evolutionary pressures to make humans evolve. That's why it's stupid, because they're not playing God. They're playing Mother Nature, and doing a shitty job of it. They don't understand that the environmental stresses they're generating are just going to kill everyone, not lead them to become supermen.

>>53519695
Depends on how you wank things. You just might have another powerful Dark Wizard show up and take his place. You might not have any problems and the Wizarding World is temporarily at peace. You never know what will happen.

File: MJ vampire.jpg (85KB, 736x1040px) Image search: [Google]

85KB, 736x1040px

>>53519705
I make it a point to always get a red head, darker hair, and a blonde, or some equivalents if the universe has some anime hair colors around.

>>53519610
>Evolution is about using the best available solution to your problem.
No. Evolution is about increasing fitness, and fitness is no more or less than the ability to pass on your genes. Its not about problem solving, that's too broad a definition.

>What's available is decided entirely by random mutations.
Also no. Random mutations are a source of adaptations, but there are plenty of other factors as well. Speciation, macro evolution if you will, can occur due to change in ecology or change in geography. Either of those, and two more that I can't remember, can begin the process of speciation by way of trait selection. It's not just a bunch of BAM mutations, it's subtle changes that largely make sense.

Except for bacteria and shit, that's just fucking weird.

File: Ho ho.png (87KB, 329x289px) Image search: [Google]

87KB, 329x289px

>>53519610
True, if someone has the proper understanding and technological/biological processes then it's entirely feasible to engineer a far better human. But that's also requiring a much more hands-on approach rather than taking a subject you don't really understand and throwing it to the winds of evolution, insisting that it'll work out exactly like you want it to. Which funny enough is the exact point you brought up on what doesn't die before reproduction ends up propagating. I just didn't explain that point well enough to get it across, so thank you for that.

Though for the sake of a thought experiment, it does make me wonder what a better "design" for a human would be. For a kitbashed mess we've been fairly well off and managed to get to a point where we managed to design tools and all sorts of crazy-ass technology, so exactly how far would changes need to be in order to get to a better point?

>>53519835
You're good people with good taste. May your never want for CP.

File: SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME.png (484KB, 685x601px) Image search: [Google]

484KB, 685x601px

>>53519695
>>53519773
Depending on how you wank things, it's kinda unsettling how many people you could butterfly away from ever existing.

For example, Harry might never have been born if Snape didn't have a Dark Lord to go full retard over during his Hogwarts years. Or the Potters might have had sex 10 seconds later and a different child would be born. Not even getting into Harry's own children and such.

>>53519878
Bodies that don't hold on to fat like it was going out of style, a skeleton that isn't repurposed from quadrupedalism, brains with room for more than 150 people to empathize with.

>>53519878
Is the visual effect of God of War’s Fear and Awe fixed when you buy the perk, or can it be changed?

>>53519610
Just as a side question to you, how would you alter the knee problem?

I am partial to the placement of most of my bones but my knees and hands have problems quite often. Not as bad as some folks here but rough.

>>53519878
If I was I biologist I probably could point out several flaws in humanities "Physical design" that someone with the ability to alter and change genes could fix or improve on.

But as I am not, I can only say that a lot of improvements are situational and, if anything, intelligence would be the most likely thing that scientists would try to improve on.

File: Attack_Squig.jpg (74KB, 800x631px) Image search: [Google]

74KB, 800x631px

>>53512916
Warhammer Fantasy: Orks and Goblins
0/2000
Black Ork
Big Boss
Free Greenskin Biology
Free Da Great Green
Free Ded'Ard
Big Un'
Free Professhunal Krumping Champion
Free Fightiness
Discount Proppa Boss-like Know-Whats
Discount Feels No Pain
Discount Deff the Dead'd
Discount Boss Totem Pole
Discount Da Immortal
Free Banners for Days
Free Boss Pole
Discount Seven Peaks
Lords and Heros- Import Juvia, Akitsu, Azula, Harribel, Rheastrasza, Argetvindr, Reinhardt, Dante

Gorknmora+600- Fuck it. Either I win and can brag, or I die.
The Black Orc Rebellion+300- Chaos Gods can burn for all I care
Elves!? RUN!+100- Lizardmen. Mostly because I would have to seek them out

Kinda wanted to get the Great Shamen ability.
Or buy an army. But I spent all my points on other things.


Fare thee well Squiglord, but you were not meant to be.

File: IMG_3888.jpg (76KB, 480x393px) Image search: [Google]

76KB, 480x393px

Surely with enough sensory perks it would become terrifying to live in reality. Do we have any way of disabling certain acquired senses other than Toggle?

File: overwatch.gif (5MB, 960x540px) Image search: [Google]

5MB, 960x540px

What did you do in Overwatch, /jc/?

>>53520116
My god that hurts to look at.

>>53520123
Young Ana mostly.

>>53519878
If you're interested, there's a lot of transhumanist literature about the topic. Check out Anders Sandberg's site, he's got a bunch of links.

>>53519878
>so exactly how far would changes need to be in order to get to a better point?
Not very far. Different holes for breathing and eating would keep a lot of people from dying each year.
Have testicles develop outside the body from the start, instead of dropping out after forming and leaving a weaker tissue more susceptible to hernias. Or even better, sperms that don't die because of higher temperatures, allowing the balls to exist inside the body instead of a dangly sack of nerve clusters.
Penile sheath. Need I say more?
Teeth that are replaced like a shark's.
Mouth bacteria that don't produce acidic waste that eats enamel.
Nictitating membrane.
Rearrange the nerves in the eye to get rid of the blind spot.
Get rid of menstrual uterine lining ickyness and cramps.
A more even distribution of rods and cones in the eye, or a better variety for a wider range of perception.

File: 6d060a828a56f6d812cd03c75c77e3f8.jpg (87KB, 736x766px) Image search: [Google]

87KB, 736x766px

Jump # 124 Light of Terra DLC 5 A Sky filled with Steel
House: Cawdor
Pay2Win
*Dodge (150, Discount)
*Combat Master (100, Discount)
*Crackshot (200)
*Catfall (50)
*Marksman (200)
*Gunfighter (300)
Wyrd Power
*Adrenaline Control
*Telepathic Primary Power
*Iron Soul
Loot
*Staff of Karloth Vlois

Ughhh So this place is made of crazy. I have come to that conclusion and so far I haven’t been disappointed, one of our moons bloomed with fungal stuff that… is actually pretty tasty. One of the pods took out an ship that was looking to go sell some food bars at exorbitant prices to a hive world and we have more food than we know what to do with.

I should have known things wouldn’t go well.

Strangely the hard part wasn’t the selling that part went fine, we got what we needed, murder bullets of death, and I got some upgrades. The Gun fu is strong with me now.

We were relaxing spending some of our (not so hard earned) credits in some pleasant company when we heard of a zombie invasion.

Ever since I went to that zombie world I have hated zombies. I am not exactly decked out for fighting zombies but well there were a lot of innocent people and powers or no we decided to lend them a hand.

We fought off the zombies (with lots of help) and then someone suggested the idea because we did so well that we might be able to sneak in and kill the guy behind the zombies. Honestly I don’t know why I said yes maybe old habits die hard.

(to be continued)

>>53520116
Man, not just terrifying, super gross. Ever looked around with a blacklight and seen all the stains around you? Or looked at human skin under a microscope, and realized how disgustingly porous we are? Yeah, enhanced senses would suck. You need that perk from Generic Medical Drama that lets you deal with gross things on their own merits instead of base revulsion if you're going to have enhanced senses, otherwise you'll spend your whole time with your eyes closed and singing "la la la I'm not listening" while you keep your nose pinched shut.

>>53520116
There's a similar perk in Incredibles, and I think there's an armor upgrade to help with it in MCU2?

>>53520184
Anyways one long dark slog through hell and zombies later we actually found the bastard controlling them. He wasn’t pleased to see us. So we had an army between him and us and he was firing beams of something, thankfully the army was making it hard for him to hit us. Still there was a horde around us and things were not looking good.

Well I have spent time and credits becoming the god of guns for a reason and my companions managed to hold the horde off of me long enough that I got a shot off.

The zombie lord fell and the horde became disorganized and easy much easier to take out.

Then I found the staff…

I am not sure what drew me to it but in retrospect it was a little too much like the one ring for my taste
Anyways before I knew it I had picked the damn thing up and that was the last thing I remember before my companions were shaking me trying to wake me up.

Strangely I could hear them without them speaking… so yeah I am psychic now.

File: cocky banchô-Anon.jpg (51KB, 853x380px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 853x380px

>>53520123
cleaned up the massive environmental disaster in Australia,hunted some God programs, invented a new race of Bio-omnics upgraded with Jumper technology,biological processors that couldn't be hacked with local stuff and the DNA of over 200 worlds, basic stuff.

>>53520158
Don't forget wider hips on women. Attractive, and would make childbirth easier. Seriously, it's far too easy for a woman to be injured trying to shove a human out through their crotch. My mom's an OB, I have so many horror stories.

File: Alas.png (66KB, 298x272px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 298x272px

>>53520015
Can be changed.

>>53519972
>Bodies that don't hold on to fat like it was going out of style
Except fatty deposits are the body's way of holding onto excess energy that you might need later on. Mostly because back in those days you never fucking knew when your next meal was going to be. But when you have a society that allows one to indulge and they don't have any form of self-control, then of course humans are going to balloon out. You could engineer that away, but then you run into the risk of needing to put in another method or have the person be in serious shit if they even go a day or two without food. I do kind of agree that the skeletal system could be looked at to some extent.

>>53520093
Technically that falls under cognition. But yeah, cognitive ability would likely be really accepted.

>>53520149
Oh shit, I'm gonna have to look at that one. Thanks.

>>53520158
Some of that I agree with, but I have to admit I read "teeth that are replaced like a shark's" and my mind went to pointy piranha-like teeth. I want that now.

>>53520158
I disagree with the penis stuff on principle but I agree the human body could be improved, a lot of which are small things but bones really could be improved. And claws. Humans should have claws and replaceable teeth.

>>53520116
>paninis
Cuban Master Race

File: TH1S SM1L3 1S WORTH PROT3CT1NG.gif (8KB, 650x450px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 650x450px

>>53520281
>my mind went to pointy piranha-like teeth. I want that now.
Nothing wrong with that.

File: shoggoth_by_eclectixx-d4rr7r9.jpg (139KB, 1024x676px) Image search: [Google]

139KB, 1024x676px

So how can I go about becoming an actual shoggoth? Closest thing I know of right now is the slime from Overlord, combined with some size enhancers.

>>53520142
>My god that hurts to look at.
"Surely with enough sensory perks it would become terrifying to live in reality."

Looks like mission accomplished, Anon!

>>53520317
Lovecraft shoggoth race buy in.

>>53520317
it's a monster origin in the Lovecraft jump. Real easy to get.

>>53520317
The Lovecraft jump?

File: 1389905052081.jpg (241KB, 600x525px) Image search: [Google]

241KB, 600x525px

>>53520293
>>53520310
>claws
>piranha teeth
Yeeeeeeeees. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES.

>>53520317
The Lovecraft Jump?

>>53520142
That's the point, that's what a sensory overload feels like to someone going through it as someone who
deals with that stuff.

>>53520123
>>53520207
thanks guys